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  1. Radar detects stuff without GPS. on Senate Votes To Replace Aviation Radar With GPS · · Score: 0

    With a radar you can detect stuff that's solid. With GPS, I'm guessing you can only see other GPS enabled stuff. Anyone else see a problem here?

  2. Suck up and deal on Fingerprint Requirement For a Work-Study Job? · · Score: -1

    Serious, you leave your fingerprints everywhere you go. You have no right to privacy on them. Get a fucking grip.

  3. Just think of the Africans! on Uranus and Neptune May Have "Oceans of Diamonds" · · Score: -1

    Just think of how many oppressed Africans it took to make that, what?

  4. DUHHHH...... on Zero-Day Vulnerabilities In Firefox Extensions · · Score: -1

    Why was this not quite obvious to anyone else from the beginning of Firefox mania? Seriously, this is the main reason I haven't jumped on the Firefox Fanboi bandwagon.

  5. Hey Einstein on Using a House's Concrete Foundation To Cool a PC · · Score: -1

    Unless your foundation is sitting on top of permafrost (and even then I have my doubts), your water will warm up your concrete after a bit.

  6. Dunno Sparky on Is Alcohol Killing Our Planet? · · Score: -1

    But you might try figuring out Their, They're, and There. Until then, allow me to file this under Rants of The Ingnorami. Or should I say... Until than? LOL ROFLERS!!!

  7. Anne Hathaway is Hot! This will be great! on Obama To Name Melissa Hathaway Cybersecurity Chief · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I can't hardly wait, for the hotty administration to start rolling up there sleeves and kicking some butt. Yay hotties!

  8. Ha! Fixit, you install Linux, that would be funny on Microsoft Ramps Up "Fix it" Support Tool · · Score: -1

    ah ha ah ah ah ah Fix it! Hey, get this crappy Microsoft off my computer! If it would install Linux that would be awsome. Becuz my programs woudl still work, right?

  9. Cool. now how about some apps! on KDE 4.2 Is Released · · Score: -1

    I cant hardly wait to run it but I'm still waiting for good apps.

  10. Beam me up Scotty! on Scientists Teleport Information Between Ions a Meter Apart · · Score: -1

    Theres no intelligence life down here! LOL!

  11. Let me guess. on If Programming Languages Were Religions · · Score: -1

    "Fortunately Pastafarianism is referenced." Let me guess. You like to touch your butthole, don't you?

  12. The true lesson learned here.... on Ted "A Series of Tubes" Stevens Found Guilty · · Score: -1

    Is that you don't name your airport after someone who is still in office. They renamed the Anchorage airport after him in 2000: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Stevens_International_Airport As a side note, I actually met TS many years ago.

  13. .... as holes... ? on Stem Cells From Fat Create Beating Heart Cells · · Score: -1

    Heh, anyone else read this as Assholes in the Heart? "...or fixing such cardiac problems as holes in the heart...." LOL!

  14. Don't be a putz on Give Up the Fight For Personal Privacy? · · Score: -1

    Basically if you sign up for all that crap, you're saying "HI look at me, I'm another sheep doing what all the other sheep do because I'm a dumb conformist sheep. Baaaaaaaaaaa!" If you consider those types of people your friend, chances are that you really are a sheep too and should just stop whining and join them. If you have sincere doubts, perhaps you should have sincere doubts about being friends with those loser sheeps. Seriously... joining for the sake of joining is for losers. As far as privacy, stop being a ninny. If anyone wants info on you they can get it, regardless of whether you signed up for the Sheep Parade or not.

  15. Gosh darn it there goes my right to anonymity!! on New York Issues RFID-Encoded Drivers Licenses · · Score: -1

    The USA constitutiohn guarantees me total, complete anonymity everywhere I go, now this is just plain violation of that! I should be able to be 100 percent totally annoynmous everywhere in public 100% of the time, Little Baby Jesus wrote it there in the 10 amendments.

  16. Missing The Apple Store Gayness on Best Buy + Windows Guru = Apple Store Experience? · · Score: -1

    This is all fine and good but with best BUy you'll miss the gay ambiance of the apple store. I actually went into an apple store about a month ago, but turned around and left immediately because of the sheer gayness. Serious, It was shameful experience and I won't EVER go into one again. The only reason I went into it is because it was in a mall and I was walking by and had some free time. But no, way, way to yucky. Ishy. Bestbuy however, not so bad, the workers there are yucky too, but in a failure-as-a-heterosexual way instead of Metro-Apple-Creepy way. NO offense to gay folk, I use the term gay because it's a commonly understood term meaning Silly, or Dumb. Thanks.

  17. hectares, yeah I remember them on Spectacular Fossil Forests Found In US Coalmine · · Score: -1

    they were on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack. QUite an album, that. Made for some great love making music.

  18. It's true, the stuff about the a-holes here on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: -1

    SErious, got some elitist snob a-holes here. Oh look at me, Windows is suxors, ha aren't I clevar!!!!!! tee hee Anyhow I enjoy visiting to giggle at the wankerage. Giggle, or titter. Either one.

  19. Book recommendation on Java, Where To Start? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Head First Java. Don't listen to these jackass naysayers. If they were so smart they wouldn't be living in their mom's basement watching Star Wars and gorging on doritos and such.

  20. Re:You are a better editor then I am... on IRiffs Takes MST3k Open Source · · Score: -1

    Slashdot has the editorial integrity of a Bazooka Joe comic found wrapped around a rock of bubblegum. Then vs Than. It's not that hard, people. Come on already.

  21. Awesome, now 3-rd world A-Holes on Bringing Cell Phones To the Third World · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's just great The world needs starving folks to be running around yacking on there phones. That'll really encourage us to feed them. NOT.

  22. Re:saw the drive when it was open?? on Judge Rules Man Cannot Be Forced To Decrypt HD · · Score: 0, Funny

    ha one time I was at this cafe, and as the waiter walked up behind me, I opened the lid of my laptop, and my browser was running, and inside it, a porno picture, full screen! ha Boy was my face red. I fumbled and said "Hey, why are you putting porn on my pc!" The guy just laughed.

  23. Re:Guess I'll have to cancel the trip... on Sen. Ted "Tubes" Stevens Is Indicted · · Score: -1

    Hey Numbnuts. Alaskans get a dividend check once a year, which is usually about $1000. They pay the highest in the nation for gas. Food is very expensive as most of it has to be shipped up there. They are HARDLY paid to live there. I know because yes, I was born and grew up there, and still have family there.

  24. Lesson: Don't name airports after living people on Sen. Ted "Tubes" Stevens Is Indicted · · Score: 0, Interesting

    ... who may potentially still turn out bad. Anchorage Int'l Airport was renamed Ted Stevens Int'l Airport a few years ago, fyi.

  25. Backwards Compatibility on 20 Features Windows 7 Should Include · · Score: -1

    This weekend I dumped Vista and put XP on my new pc which came with Vista pre-installed. Why? Because two of my perfectly fine pieces of equipment wouldn't work with it. My 10gb Creative Nomad II mp3 player, which I use in my car, and my Sony DSC-S85 camera. Not to mention the other annoying things about Vista. I wasn't about to replace these things just because Vista didn't work with them. Screw that. And for the dorks who say "Just use LInux, HA HA HA HA" Yeah, talk about compatibility issues. Sure,they can make the busy cursor bounce real nice, but try getting obscure hardware to work, or use actual programs. Ha. (btw, this posted from a Slackware box)