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  1. OH LUcky Man on UK Approves Human-Pig Embryo Stem-Cell Harvest · · Score: -1

    you ever see that movie? That's a trippy movie. You know, this is going to really be a violation of my privacy to have pig men running around. What?

  2. INconvenient times? on Firefox Download Day To Start At 1 p.m. EST · · Score: -1

    "...some pretty annoying times of day for many parts of the world." So I gotta ask these pansies two things. 1. Can they wait until they wake up the following day to download it? Maybe have a frikin cup of coffee first? 2. Is this frikin download only available during annoying times of day? On a side note, Its great to see a big boner day for the geeks. March 2009 will bring about a big baby boom... Oh, wait, nevermind. Heh, that would require actual mating.

  3. This will fail miserably on Windows 7 Multitouch Demonstration · · Score: -1

    Seriously yeah it might be NEAT for about ten minutes that you can touch stuff on your screen but who wants to touch there scrreen all the time, what? Nobody wants to be reaching over there keyboard and stuff all the time. Why bother when you have a perfectly good mouse and keybaord. This is just dumb fancy crap that nobody gives a shit about but they waste time on rather than making everything elose run good. Those dman bastards!!!!!!

  4. Alien vs Predator on Details Emerging On Tunguska Impact Crater · · Score: -1

    Duh. When will these folsk learn to leave buried outerspace stuff alone? Johnyy H. Christ almighty!

  5. Re:Hey uh, our rights aren't everyones rights on Google Assists In Arrest Of Indian Man · · Score: -1

    Yeah, okay. That policy is really working out great in Iraq. LOL.

  6. Hey uh, our rights aren't everyones rights on Google Assists In Arrest Of Indian Man · · Score: -1

    What you douche-bags don't realize is that freedom of speech and stuff is a USA thing, not some sort of right guaranteed world-wide. Google and yahoo, theyire companies doing business in other countries, so they gotta obey some rules of other countries. Yeah, it makes ponies and bunnies weep, but it's the way it is.

  7. Marketing 101 on Fedora 9 (Sulphur) Released · · Score: 0, Funny

    Rule 38: Don't nickname your product after something really stinky.

  8. Re:Meanwhile, clown-car lady is pregnant again on Estimated World Population to Pass 6,666,666,666 Today · · Score: -1

    Here is the link to the news story about this crazy lady being pregnant again. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids;_ylt=Almo0qlwflaB1mwdMy8QC5kEtbAF

  9. Meanwhile, clown-car lady is pregnant again on Estimated World Population to Pass 6,666,666,666 Today · · Score: -1

    Yes, it's true, that crazy broad who thinks her vagina is a clown car, she's gnonna spit aout another one. How about cutting off that dude's balls already, what? Here you have a link to a picture of this crazy broad and her brood http://carlagirl.net/blog/uploaded_images/clowncar-738973.jpg

  10. Re:Get outta town on Using Tire Pressure Sensors To Spy On Cars · · Score: -1

    Gee chuck, maybe you oughta switch to decaf, what? You're paranoid. I'm gonna gitcha! hahaha haha aha ha LOL!

  11. Get outta town on Using Tire Pressure Sensors To Spy On Cars · · Score: -1

    I am guarnateed totally 100% anonymity anywhere I go in public! It's a guarnateed right in the USA Constitution. Don't give me any of this "I can see you" bS!!!!!!!!

  12. Been Done: Internet Exploder on Firefox 4 Will Push Edges of Browser Definition · · Score: -1

    Yeah, that sounds good and all but then you realize, what? Mircorsoft bundled their browser into they're operating system with INternet Exploder and BOOM! Blew up your computer into crap. Seriously, this sounds like crap heaped upon crap heaped upon crap. Why don't they just try to make an AWESOME browser for Pete's sake alreayd, what?

  13. I had a deep thought. on Nuclear Nose Cones Mistakenly Shipped to Taiwan · · Score: -1

    Taiwan is like China's CUba. Howe do you like them apples, what?

  14. Who is best, Anakin or Bilbo? on Air Force Cyber Command General Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: -1

    I want to know, if you could be pals with either one, would you choose Anakin Star Wars, or Bilbo Baggins? The Anakin has the force, but Bilbo has the Ring, which is powerful. I don't know if I'd want to hunch over a lot to visit a Hobbit's house LOL! Anakin I think would be best. Thank you.

  15. Re:Bizarre and hysterical rant on Google Street a Slice of Dystopian Future? · · Score: -1

    Yes I agree These pinhead paranoia wankers think they're guaranteed totally anonymity 24/7 everywhere on earth need to be beaten with a thermos. If you're out in pubic, you're out in public... pull your head out of your tinfoil ass and cope already.

  16. OH My God on EU Plans to Require Biometrics for Visitors · · Score: -1

    DAmn it, this goes against my god-given right to 100% total anonymity everywhere on earth! Damn it, damn it all to hell!!!!

  17. God help any spawn of this loser on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: -1

    Good lord. Ten bucks says this loser has a footlong beard and is paranoid about the aluminum in hair conditioner so he doesn't wash his hair. He probably lives with his mother or on a boat, or both. I propose that this person undergo voluntary sterilization.

  18. Baby Boom Sept 2008 on Jackson Slated to Make Hobbit Movie, Sequel · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... as millions of Mac users, upon hearing this news, obtain massive erections and impregnate their mail-order brides. LOL.

  19. Re:George Harrison on Wii Shortages Costing Nintendo 'A Billion' In Sales · · Score: -1

    That is funny as hell. You beat me to it. I was gonna say something like Paul McCartney prefered the Xbox or something. Ha, you funny guy.

  20. I think they use their wings on Scientists Figure Out How Bees Fly · · Score: -1
    I dunno I'm no frikken botanist, but I bet it's there wings, what?

  21. Users are bleedin' morons on Top 10 System Administrator Truths · · Score: -1

    But what's worse are people who make software without keeping this in mind.

  22. EXcellent IDea, Einstein! on Microsoft Launches Anti-Virus Public Beta · · Score: -1, Troll
    Your a FRIKKIN GENIUS! Get STeve Jobs on the phone, STAT! Get Bill Gates on the phone STAT! Now that Gay Marriage is being legal in some states they can get married and consumate their love, and then Micro$oft can buy Apple and have baby MyPods! Yah! That day will rule, What?

  23. Today we Microsoft Fanboy! on First Xbox 360 Reviews Hitting the Web · · Score: -1
    Yay! Today is the day of Micro$oft Fanboy on Slashdot, tomorrow it's not, probably, what?

  24. Today Fanboy! on Patent Pools and Pledges - Panacea or Placebo? · · Score: -1
    Today we are micro$oft fanboys! Tomorrow we are not! Variety is the spice of life, what?

  25. Re:These should of Won.... on FreeBSD Logo Contest Winner Announced · · Score: -1
    Hey AssFace, the correct term is "SHOULD HAVE", not "SHOULD OF". Get a frikkin clue, rETARD!!!!