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  1. Re:This is my fault... on The End of Non-Widescreen Laptops? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry guys, ever since I started putting my homemade porn online, wide screens have become necessary.

    You know, you don't have to show the entire sheep.

  2. Re:well on The Kremlin Tightens Its Grip on the Internet · · Score: 1

    In a world where information is power, governments, who don't actually represent their people, will always try to control the knowledge that their people have access to, lest they loose their grip on them.

    There, fixed that for you.

  3. Re:And this is good...why? on The Russian Mafia Doesn't Like Spam Either · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think you meant Ambrose Bierce wrote "HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homocide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another --the classification is for advantage of the lawyers." From The Devil's Dictionary (via Google Books).

  4. Missed his Testimony on Safemedia's CEO Tells Congress He Can Stop P2P · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Can someone point me to the torrent?

  5. Re:The problem here ... on Verizon Claims Free Speech Over NSA Wiretapping · · Score: 1

    Isn't the Constitution (and all subsequent Amendments) intended to protect the rights of the individual citizens?

    Actually, it's not. It's purpose is to lay out the boundaries of governmental power. The Constitution isn't a granter of rights; all rights are yours unless expressly given to the government. Of course, the government's been ignoring that fact since the thing was written. The Bill of Rights and other amendments are largely there to try to limit the perversion of the document by our power-hungry governmental machine. Fat lot of good that's done us.

  6. Re:*TOO on DRM Free Music is Everywhere · · Score: 1

    C'mon. Seriously. Proofread?

    Yes! I expect to find crap grammar like that on a blog, not on a news site.

  7. Weekly Rate on What Questions Would You Ask An RIAA 'Expert'? · · Score: 1

    On average, how many babies do you consume in a week?

  8. Re:Canadians! on Organic Matter Found In Canadian Meteorite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Canadians are from outerspace!

    I believe that you mean oater space.

  9. Re:Athiest or Agnostic? on Scott Adams Suggests Bill Gates For President · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now, last I heard an athiest was someone who denies the existance of any god while an agnostic questions God's existance.

    I prefer Stephen Colbert's take:
    "Now, isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?"

  10. What Happen ? on Slashdot Posting Bug Infuriates Haggard Admins · · Score: 1

    Somebody set up Slashdot the 16,777,216th comment.

  11. Love of free software on Ask Håkon About CSS or...? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Want to know why Håkon loves Free Software so much?

    Well...Håkon?

  12. Triumph quote on Microsoft Says Vista Most Secure OS Ever · · Score: 1

    Windows Vista is the most secure operating system in the industry

    For me to poop on.

  13. Macosxhints? on Windows Vista Beta Running on a PPC Mac · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did anyone else read that as Masochists "giving a set of tips that let any Mac user boot Windows Vista on a Mac?"

  14. Re:Accomodations because you can't use a computer? on EOE Concerns w/ Electronic-only Job Application? · · Score: 1

    It's going to be hard to convince them you need any accomodations, when you're posting to Slashdot to ask for advice!

    Actually, that may be exactly what convinces them!

  15. Re:I don't like the term "pirate". on Interview With Leader of Sweden's Pirate Party · · Score: 1

    As we all know, today is the Information Age. For this reason, I believe that information should not be restricted anymore.

    Excellent! I'd like to be the first to ask for everyone to post as replies: their name, any national identifying numbers (such as their US Social Security number), mother's maiden name, last 3 addresses, telephone number(s), and all receipts from purchases over the last 10 years (especially those purchases you made from the local sex shop-- you naughty boy). Oh, and get your ISP to provide us with their logs pertaining to you for the last year or so while you're at it. It's all just information, you know.

  16. Re:Benjamin Franklin, the truest of American Heroe on Happy 300th Birthday Benjamin Franklin · · Score: 1

    He first agitated for, and then actively participated in, the armed overthrow of the government, using an army of unlawful combatants backed by a rouge state.

    Hmm. The Republicans have been telling me that it is the people in the bleu states that are treasonous.

  17. Re:It's working out on Have Geeks Gone Mainstream? · · Score: 1

    I have two questions: 1) How do you get models, strippers and hookers back to your basement where the coke is without your mom seeing them? 2) Where do they put the pizza?

  18. Re:How many? on Apple Planning Intel iBook Debut for January? · · Score: 1

    everyone's bitting at the chops

    What a wonderfully cromulent metaphor.

  19. Re:Kudzu, not behemoth on Blu-Ray Attacks Microsoft, Microsoft Bites Back · · Score: 1

    Sony's tech support on their 2,000k dollar fragile-as-crystal notebooks is an exercise in pain

    After being charged two million dollars for the notebook in the first place, I would think that any future pain would be minor by comparison.

  20. Thank God fior the Uncyclopedia on How Would You Define a Planet? · · Score: 4, Funny

    A nonluminous celestial body larger than an asstroid or cumbucket, illuminated by light from a star, such as Michael Jackson, around which it revolts.

    Uncyclopedia: Planet

  21. Re:Expose users? on Unpatched Firefox Flaw May Expose Users · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since you're a /. member, I would have thought you'd installed Firefox for your mom and little sister already.

  22. Re:To all the posters making jokes about thier wiv on New Material Harder Than Diamond · · Score: 1

    two words: big boobs

    I would expect that a significant portion of the Slashdot readership already has those available-- without needing to involve women.

  23. Re:mnb Re:Link to Google Map's Sat Images on Google Urged to Drop Images · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe that the Aussies use Vegemite to cool their reactor.

  24. Re:Haha, sure. on The Future of the Net · · Score: 1

    I want my 10GHz geforce card, 500THz cpu and 5TB of RAM...

    And you'll still need to upgrade to run Long^H^H^H^H Vista when it comes out in a year.

  25. Re:Goodluck... on Leaked Screenshots Show Netflix Downloads · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you hadn't heard...Blockbuster now offers inflatable clerks. Standards met.