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Safemedia's CEO Tells Congress He Can Stop P2P

palewook writes "Yesterday, Safwat Fahmy appeared in front of the House Science and Technology Committee. During Fahmy's testimony [PDF], he claimed Safemedia's "P2P Disaggregator" technology uses traffic-shaping systems and network-filtering systems that can destroy contaminated P2P networks. And their Clouseau product will make it impossible to send or receive any illegal P2P transmission on any installed network. However, Clouseau allows tunneling and SSH and never opens packets to determine file legality."

288 comments

  1. 'Bout time! by cowscows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Awesome! When he's finished with that, he can stop the AIDS epidemic in Africa, and stabilize Iraq. Then maybe next summer he can finally get that space elevator built using all the energy from the fusion power plant his company has just finished perfecting.

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    1. Re:'Bout time! by QuantumRiff · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cmon, This is just a software company.. they can't do all that.. but I heard they will ship Duke Nukem Forever by Christmas...

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    2. Re:'Bout time! by digitalunity · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think while we're at it we should outlaw sporks since I might gouge my eyes out in a senseless act of violence. In fact, maybe we should just outlaw all computers, that'd stop copyright infringement right?

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    3. Re:'Bout time! by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Awesome! When he's finished with that, he can stop the AIDS epidemic in Africa, and stabilize Iraq. Then maybe next summer he can finally get that space elevator built using all the energy from the fusion power plant his company has just finished perfecting. me: How about debug Windows while he's at it?

      everyone else: Oh shut up, now you're just being ridiculous!
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    4. Re:'Bout time! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Gentlemen, this could be the man to finally build those personal jetpacks we've always wanted!

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    5. Re:'Bout time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget they'll be releasing Duke Nuke'm Forever, too.

    6. Re:'Bout time! by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      Also on the list: Unbreakable DRM

      In the language of programmers/hackers, impossible translates roughly into, "I double dog dare you with cherries on top!!" It'll be fun to watch anyway.

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    7. Re:'Bout time! by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "I think while we're at it we should outlaw sporks since I might gouge my eyes out in a senseless act of violence. In fact, maybe we should just outlaw all computers, that'd stop copyright infringement right?"

      Not to worry. I'm immediately at work now, to invent a Cato program, that will periodically, and without warning...repeatedly attack his program.

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    8. Re:'Bout time! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Two weeks ago I got to see Rocket Man in action and up close. Other than the fuel supply issues it has made me want one just that much more. He only did a short flight of about 15-20 seconds but the coolest part is he was dressed like Boba Fett!!!!

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=OxljftDEOXQ

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    9. Re:'Bout time! by prelelat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Duke Nukem Forever is like Godwin's law for software. "When is it coming out?" "Just after Duke nukem Forever"

    10. Re:'Bout time! by 2sheds · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Where are the mod points when you need 'em?

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    11. Re:'Bout time! by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      In fact, maybe we should just outlaw all computers...

      More money in licensing, and the penalties are better for the prison industry with a minimum of seven years. Our system would drool over those kinds of numbers.

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    12. Re:'Bout time! by daybot · · Score: 1

      he can stop the AIDS epidemic in Africa, and stabilize Iraq

      ...and finish Duke Nukem Forever in his spare time!

    13. Re:'Bout time! by vegetablespork · · Score: 3, Funny
      I think while we're at it we should outlaw sporks . . .


      I oppose.

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    14. Re:'Bout time! by soapthgr8 · · Score: 1

      I think a cold fusion power plant might be more impressive to expect from him.

    15. Re:'Bout time! by mikiN · · Score: 1

      There is no spork.

      There is only a foon.

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  2. Huh by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't lying to Congress illegal?

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    1. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Getting caught lying to congress is illegal.

    2. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its dependent on your definition of is, isn't it?

    3. Re:Huh by PhxBlue · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      That depends on whether you're serving as an elected official.

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    4. Re:Huh by GuyverDH · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ## Expression of opinion If it were, we wouldn't have a Congress anymore. All congressmen would be in prison, along with the president and all of his Chiefs of staff. Lying is a pre-requisite to being a politician. ## End of expression

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    5. Re:Huh by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Isn't lying to Congress illegal?"

      I'm sorry but I dont recall.

    6. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. "Remember kids, it's only a crime if you get caught." this message brought to you by you government. :)

    7. Re:Huh by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Bush got away with it too, so where's the problem?

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    8. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Lying to congress only *used* to be illegal; with the current administration it's even fashionable.
      2) It ain't lyin' if you are to stupid and/or too ignorant to know better. The problem is when the stupid and ignorant are treated as experts by the gullible and intellectually lazy.

    9. Re:Huh by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't lying to Congress illegal?

      Who cares? Just believe what you say. You do want it to be true, don't you? Well, with a little bit of a perfectly ordinary technique known as "wishful thinking," your wishes can come true, as far as your belief in them is concerned!

      You get to reap all of the benefits of sincerity, too.

    10. Re:Huh by stuntpope · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless the President has full faith and confidence in you.

    11. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a lie, if you believe it... :)

    12. Re:Huh by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      That's what I mean -- if you're an elected official, you can get away with it.

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    13. Re:Huh by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      getting caught lying to Congress without paying requisite bribes and campaign contributions is illegal

    14. Re:Huh by Archiviste · · Score: 1

      Isn't lying to Congress illegal?

      "When lying to Congress is illegal, only criminals will lie to Congress."

      Oh, wait...

    15. Re:Huh by timeOday · · Score: 1

      It looks to me like Scooter Libby is headed to jail.

    16. Re:Huh by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 5, Funny

      That depends on what the definition of "is" is.

    17. Re:Huh by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean Bush with the elected official. Ok, let's pretend...

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    18. Re:Huh by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Funny

      Getting caught lying to congress is illegal.

      Getting caught by the dominant party, if they don't like you, is illegal.

    19. Re:Huh by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      He may actually be deluded enough to believe it. Currently its not illegal to be wrong.

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    20. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you are under oath.

      When congress put baseball on trial for steroids those before congress were sworn in, thus Barry Bonds when found to have taken Steroids in the balco case the congress started to rumble about investigating BB for lying under oath.

      But when they CEO's of the major oil companies were brought before congress for possible price fixing. They were not sworn under oath and when found to be lying to congress less than a week later not a word was spoken about possible punishments.

      Because we all know where the most damage to Americans are coming from, the War on Drugs. The government has done more damage in the war on drugs to attack Americans rights than in any other conflict. As Bill hicks has said " It's not a war on drugs, its a war on personal freedom".

    21. Re:Huh by Baddas · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pardon?

    22. Re:Huh by dknj · · Score: 1

      i can't comment on that we're in the middle of an ongoing investigation.

    23. Re:Huh by SMS_Design · · Score: 1

      No, but it's a little like "Preaching to the choir."

    24. Re:Huh by volkris · · Score: 1

      Or unless you're spewing anti-Bush rhetoric that the Senators (and the media) salivate to hear...

    25. Re:Huh by Danathar · · Score: 1

      But aren't you only breaking the law only if you get caught, prosecuted and convicted? ;-0

    26. Re:Huh by stuntpope · · Score: 1

      Gonzo. Libby didn't testify to Congress IIRC, at least, it's his testimony to a Grand Jury that's sending him to jail.

    27. Re:Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But raising claimis that you have been caught lying to congress is not.

  3. P2P Sewer by whtmarker · · Score: 1

    He probably has to download quite a few illegal works to test his product. Will he be sued for these?

  4. Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by smellsofbikes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Kato! Ze network is rrrrringing!" *thwack*
    Clouseau was a terrible detective: any success he had was purely by chance. I can't help but wonder if this is a joke, just based on the name.

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  5. Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destruction) by SatireWolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How long after they conquer the internet with their traffic shaping devices until the company starts ransoming P2P media companies? What do you think will happen once they 'shape' a WoW patch and the entire world goes into catalytic convulsions pre-disposing a worldwide geek uprising?

  6. I bet ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    the traffic shaping just looks for the 'Evil Bit' set in the TCP header

    1. Re:I bet ... by Crimsane · · Score: 1

      Lets hope it can also read IPv6 traffic and knows to look for the Evil Byte and does a proper check of the the 32 bit Evil Byte checksum.

  7. Re:Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destructi by Broken+scope · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone will DL the patch from file planet instead?

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  8. Can he thwart terrorists too? by rrohbeck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Looks like a good way to squeeze some decent money out of DHS.

    I'd ask him if he can filter out TOR.

    1. Re:Can he thwart terrorists too? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      Time to start a "War on P2P." We know how lucrative and endless those other wars on tactics are, it's time to cash in here as well...

    2. Re:Can he thwart terrorists too? by revengebomber · · Score: 1

      You mean a police action on P2P.

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    3. Re:Can he thwart terrorists too? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      "War" is better. It allows them to randomly send perceived filesharers to Gitmo.

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  9. Nothing to see here, by RedElf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Move along!

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  10. If ever there was a time for the haha tag by JedaFlain · · Score: 0

    If ever there was a time for the haha tag, this is it.

    1. Re:If ever there was a time for the haha tag by genner · · Score: 1

      It would be.
      If this was fark

  11. Hmmm. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the likely hood of this is about the same as the spam companies shutting down spam for good, or the virus companies ending viruses, or doctors ending illness.

    Basically, no chance in hell. The ingenuity of one little company pitted against every single person who wants them to fail? Look at AACS? Weren't they going to end movie piracy? How's that workin' for them?

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    1. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Look at AACS? Weren't they going to end movie piracy? How's that workin' for them?

      AACS is an impenetrable fortress, standing against the efforts of our piratical enemies! Do not listen to reports that our encryption has been breached. Like golden armor, our DRM will never be broached, never tarnish, and never fail. These movie pirates will surrender or die. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender!

      - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf,
      AACS Information Minister
    2. Re:Hmmm. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There's got to be inspiration for another humorous variation on the Pirate Bay logo in there somewhere.

  12. er, huh? by Hettch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    articulo dice: "..(it) will detect and prohibit illegal P2P traffic while allowing the passage of legal P2P such as BitTorrent."

    So wait, it blocks P2P sharing, but not BitTorrent, or it only allows legal torrents? If I'm reading this correctly, it assumes all bitTorrent is legal, so therefore allows it to pass. Isn't BitTorrent that majority of file-sharing anymore? I can't see this tool being extremely useful.

    1. Re:er, huh? by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What you have to remember is that even though bittorrent may be the most common peer-to-peer system, it's difficult to target because it IS being used for legal stuff (at least 0.5% of the time!).

      On the other hand (nearly?) every other p2p system is completely illegal, often sharing anything you happen to have on your pc, in some cases including stuff you don't want to share, and as most of them are stupid enough to use unencrypted packets and the same port every time, they are stupidly trivial to block.

      Add a little marketing spin (99% of illegal p2p = 99% of illegal p2p networks instead of 99% illegal p2p traffic for example), and a cool name and you have something you can sell to the government.

    2. Re:er, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      > So wait, it blocks P2P sharing, but not BitTorrent, or it only allows legal torrents? If I'm reading this correctly, it assumes all bitTorrent is legal, so therefore allows it to pass. Isn't BitTorrent that majority of file-sharing anymore? I can't see this tool being extremely useful.

      You are both stupid and ignorant. Bittorrent is the company, which recently settled to the tune of 100 million dollars with movie moguls and agreed to come to the light side of P2P (selling copyrighted works online for money as opposed to piracy).

      This does not mean pimpy and fat basement junk guys will not be stopped from using the Bittorrent developed protocol for purposes of illegal file swapping.

      By the way, the product now described by Safemedia was previously known as the "Peer2Plate Systems Juggernaut 2" appliance. It was developed with help from the NSA and some input from the russkies (as part of theit WTO ascension deal). It was mentioned in a comment here on /. already (several months ago). When it comes to the market it will be like stealth warplanes, it is so advanced. Illegal MP3 and movie sharing will collapse like Panama and Iraq did in the face of F117 attacks.

    3. Re:er, huh? by BuhDuh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Extracted from the link [pdf]

      Accuracy: Clouseau is fully effective at forensically discriminating between legal and illegal P2P traffic with no false positives (i.e., identifying another protocol as the targeted protocol) whether encrypted or not. It prohibits sending and receiving all illegal P2P files, and prevents the flow of copyrighted digital files from legal Internet services, DVDs and CDs to P2P networks where they are totally accessible to millions of users to pirate.
      Is it just me, or is this meaningless drivel, designed to impress?

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    4. Re:er, huh? by Threni · · Score: 1

      > So wait, it blocks P2P sharing, but not BitTorrent, or it only allows legal torrents? If I'm reading this correctly, it assumes all
      > bitTorrent is legal, so therefore allows it to pass. Isn't BitTorrent that majority of file-sharing anymore? I can't see this tool
      > being extremely useful.

      Did he mention how it defeats P2P use via TOR, or encrypted BitTorrent packets?

    5. Re:er, huh? by Hettch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You, are not stupid, but ignorant. I am fully aware of the legality of the protocol, and its usefulness. The first torrent I ever used was for a Linux distribution. However, you are being ignorant and ignoring the facts that the vast, VAST majority of bitTorrent traffic is used for illegal file-sharing. I am not in favor at all of shutting down bittorrent traffic, don't read that into me. The article just claims to be able to stop P2P file-sharing, but completely ignores BT, and as any internet-savvy geek would know, the pirate world has moved on and sails the 7-seas of the internet using bittorrent.

      And if your comment was simply a way to pedanticaly point out the fact that I interchange the name of the protocol with the name of the company, then excuse me because I also verb google, call tissue-products kleenex, and refer to soft-drinks as cokes.

      ...also, you meant "pimply"

    6. Re:er, huh? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Accuracy: Clouseau is fully effective at forensically discriminating between legal and illegal P2P traffic with no false positives (i.e., identifying another protocol as the targeted protocol) whether encrypted or not

      Emphasis is mine.

      Maybe these guys should license their technology to DHS, NSA and CIA?

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    7. Re:er, huh? by Enoxice · · Score: 1

      pssst...I think you should go back and re-read GP.

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    8. Re:er, huh? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      "fully effective" Okay, please define

      "no false positives" Okay, do you mean 100% accuracy, 100% of the time? Or do you mean something less than that?

      "prevents the flow of copyrighted digital files from legal Internet services", wouldn't that be a "false positive" if it is "legal" and yet is still prevented from flowing?

      "millions of users to pirate." Arrgggh, shiver me timbers if ye can stop us, matey. That be our loot ye be talkin' about.

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    9. Re:er, huh? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      VAST majority of bitTorrent traffic is used for illegal file-sharing.

      The vast majority of Internet traffic is probably used for illegal purposes; spamming, copyright infringement, patent infringement (everyone knows Linux/BSD/EverySoftwarePackageOutThere violates some patent somewhere), democratic propaganda in communist nations, etc.

    10. Re:er, huh? by Zakko · · Score: 2, Informative

      Basically their process is:
      All non-bittorrent p2p traffic == illegal, so block it
      They claim to stop only illegal bittorrent, without looking at content, so I'm guessing they have a list of known 'legit' BT trackers (bittorrent.com, linux distros, etc.) and whitelist those, everything else is illegal. Their 'no false-positive' claim is easy when you just define everything you block as bad.

      It's pretty lame technology, they've been hard-selling my University over the last month or so, primarily contacting me, but also cold-calling administrators and even our lawyers. When the lawyers lead off with jokes about a tech product, especially with all the crap we're dealing with in this area, you know it's a bad product.

    11. Re:er, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine if they blocked WoW bt updates? He would be flayed alive!

      I heard after his speech he proceeded to nail jello to a wall using a tube of toothpaste as a hammer.

    12. Re:er, huh? by dintech · · Score: 1

      So wait, it blocks P2P sharing, but not BitTorrent, or it only allows legal torrents?

      By setting the evil bit on your illegal shit.

    13. Re:er, huh? by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      Bit torrent could be fairly well targeted with a blacklist of torrent sites, but not completely since the distributed tracker can be used to avoid a central tracker.

      Encryption (/protocol obfuscation) stops cost-effective deep packet inspections for bittorrent and eMule.

      And there is no way to effectively detect darknets like freenet, let alone the content in it.

      It is sad that more money is made with anti-p2p services than with p2p.

    14. Re:er, huh? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      "no false positives" Okay, do you mean 100% accuracy, 100% of the time? Or do you mean something less than that?

      "prevents the flow of copyrighted digital files from legal Internet services", wouldn't that be a "false positive" if it is "legal" and yet is still prevented from flowing?


      "No false positives" is satisfied by not filtering anything. Bing, no false positives. Preventing the flow becomes trivial once you have overwritten the CD and DVD drivers with 0x90 and throttled bandwidth to all media services to 0.1 kbps (which is not filtering).

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  13. Congress? by needacoolnickname · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Doesn't Congress have other things they should be worrying about like the wars they allowed, Katrina,and the public infrastructure instead of worrying about business profits?

    Aren't civil courts the ones set up to deal with things like this?

    1. Re:Congress? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Doesn't Congress have other things they should be worrying about like the wars they allowed, Katrina,and the public infrastructure instead of worrying about business profits?


      Worrying about wars, Katrina or public infrastructure doesn't do nearly as much for the campaign war chest as worrying about business profits. I've said it once and I'll say it again (and again, and again...): if you want to know why things are the way they are in this country, follow the money.

      Aren't civil courts the ones set up to deal with things like this?

      Except that businesses don't like the civil courts. Civil courts cost them money. They are merely necessary evils. Criminal courts, OTOH, from the corporate perspective, are free. So why make laws like the DMCA, which, among other things, criminalizes some forms of copyright violation, within limits? Yup. Follow the money.

    2. Re:Congress? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      How is this a troll? Metamoderators, do your jobs!

      As for Katrina, why should Congress care about that? How is helping Katrina victims going to help earn them "campaign contributions"? Congresspeople won't make any money that way; by getting involved in "piracy" and helping the big entertainment companies with some handy laws, they can make far more money.

    3. Re:Congress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Exactly! Dead niggers, dead soldiers, dead Iraqis and a bunch of poor people don't contribute a single penny to their campaign fund.

      Rich copyright holders on the other hand....

    4. Re:Congress? by trawg · · Score: 1

      if you want to know why things are the way they are in this country, follow the money. Yeh, it'd be awesome if you guys could get money taken out of politics. I'm in Australia and we have the problem too - I'm sure it's a problem in any typical Western democracy - but boy, if you guys could lead the way on this one it sure would be appreciated.

      If you could at least make Haliburton a government agency that'd probably be a good start. I'm sure they'd still piss away a bit of money, but at least it would just be getting wasted on typical useless government bureaucracy instead of going into the pockets of corporate fiends.
  14. Selling Congress snakeoil by grapeape · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a crock. Even my mother knows that things can be distributed at different bitrates, different encoding and different formats. This has about as much of a chance of "solving" the vastly overstated p2p problem as I do of winning the lottery.

    1. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by Tofystedeth · · Score: 2, Funny

      well if it works I'm buying Powerball tickets...

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    2. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're not buying tickets either, eh?

    3. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by adk46r · · Score: 1

      Wrong! Assuming you buy a ticket, you actually have a chance of winning the lottery.

    4. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by toleraen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wow, you're mother sounds kinda geeky. Does that mean she lives in her own basement?

    5. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind living in my basement, if I had one. Eventually, I'd like to live in an underground home.

    6. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by syousef · · Score: 1

      You don't understand. It's not a software solution. It's a hardware solution. It comes in a small well toolbox and consists of two tools. The "wired network tool" is a pair of clippers. The "wireless network tool" is a large hammer. The support number takes you straight to a lawyer that's happy to file a frivolous lawsuit for a modest fee.

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    7. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      The correct geek term for such an abode is "subterranean lair". Homes are places that dull, ordinary people live in, hence the fact that astonishingly cool cool items such as werewolves, super-villains, and shaven-headed men in swivel chairs who stroke white cats while consigning Mr. Bond to The Lava Chamber invariably use the term "lair" when referring to their dwellings.

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    8. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

      [His Grandmother] Ground Floor
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      I_____ [His Mother] Basement Level 1
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      I______[Him] Basement Level 2

    9. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks for the correction. I'll remember to use that term instead of "home".

      My preferred abode would be a hollowed-out volcano on an island, but I'm not a good enough villain the accumulate that much cash, so I'll have to settle for a slightly less cool subterranean lair.

    10. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      You're giving the software too much credit. You have an infinitely better chance at winning the lottery-- infinitesimal chance (lottery) versus zero chance (software stopping P2P).

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    11. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "My preferred abode would be a hollowed-out volcano on an island, but I'm not a good enough villain the accumulate that much cash"

      The problem with hollow volcanos is their vulnerability to ninjas rappelling down through the shattered remnants of their roofs from helicopters, thereby scuppering the painstakingly laid out plans of budding instituters of new world orders. My ideal lair would therefore be the undersea mountain variety, with internal pens big enough to hold an entire fleet of captured nuclear submarines whose lethal cargoes will be used to found a new global empire.

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    12. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The other problem with hollow volcanoes is that they could become active again. Look at Mt. St. Helens for example, and I hear that there's worry that Mt. Vesuvius may erupt again. However, the view on a tropical island is very good.

      The undersea mountain sounds like a good idea though. However, I'm not so sure about the global empire bit. It sounds good at first, but then you have to realize that having an empire means having to govern lots of people, which is a pain in the ass. I'd rather stay in my lair and have a few trusted people to do my bidding, and spend my time building things. Of course, I need lots of funds to do that (undersea lair maintenance isn't cheap), which is easier if I have an empire.

    13. Re:Selling Congress snakeoil by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "The other problem with hollow volcanoes is that they could become active again. Look at Mt. St. Helens for example, and I hear that there's worry that Mt. Vesuvius may erupt again. However, the view on a tropical island is very good."

      I hadn't thought about the view. Insides of deep-sea mountains are notably poor in the view department, and their lack of sunny beaches means that beautiful but lethal female minions who don't wear much wouldn't be present in large numbers. The problem with lairs is that they're always a case of gaining on the swings while losing on the roundabouts...

      "I'm not so sure about the global empire bit. It sounds good at first, but then you have to realize that having an empire means having to govern lots of people, which is a pain in the ass."

      That's the whole beauty of the pens full of captured nuclear submarines, because there won't be anything like as many people to worry about when those babies have finished emptying their silos, especially if one uses the captured Russian subs to bombard the US, and the US ones launch at Russia and China. While the surface world turns itself into a radioactive wasteland, you sit snug in your mountain under a mile of radiation-proof water, stroking your cat and waiting until the time is right for your armies of minions to sweep across the world and subjugate the small enclaves of desperate wretches who managed to survive both the nuclear conflagration and the ten years of winter that followed it.

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  15. Re:Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destructi by SatireWolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And how pray tell do you suppose fileplanet will handle the onslaught of millions of simultaneous ravenous geek downloads? It will be like the slashdot effect amplified 10 fold.

  16. Hamburger by opieum · · Score: 1

    I am guessing the app will misspell all instance of Hamburger. HaaAmmmbwerjer.

  17. Clouseau? by rrohbeck · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Did anybody notice that their product is called Clouseau?

    1. Re:Clouseau? by M1m3R · · Score: 1

      After reading some of the other comments... it looks like you are NOT the first "Clouseauster".

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  18. But it's not illegal per se... by jeffasselin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Peer to peer traffic isn't illegal, is it? File sharing isn't either.

    File sharing of copyrighted works is. But how does he know which P2P traffic to stop without examining the content? What stops us from just encrypting everything anyway? Or it's just going to stop all P2P traffic without caring about its legality? Wouldn't that actually be illegal?

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    1. Re:But it's not illegal per se... by haleq · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Peer to peer is not illegal, but i doubt that will sway such an idea. I mean, be honest most of peer to peer stuff is illegal, or at least shady (pornography etc). I'm sure just stopping all P2P is not beyond these sorts of people. The point about encryption is valid - theres not much he can do about that though. I guess thats what all teh l33t h4x0rs will turn to.

    2. Re:But it's not illegal per se... by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

      It all depends on your housing contract. It also ignores the fact that a good network design would separate the campus computers from the housing computers. I find the whole "for academic usage" argument highly moronic in this case. Most people don't use school computers for file sharing activities. They use the one in their dorm.

      Most of the schools have a line about non disruptive non illegal usage. Everything else goes. Some go beyond that and give usage quotas (X GB a month) some give transfer rate limits. The problem is with "non illegal usage" is that its rather hard to enforce and rarely gets used.

      After a nasty port blocking incident by some ass hat IT students who wanted to piss of a certain group of gamers( WoW players), the school backed up the IT students, despite a violation of their network policies, on the grounds that it was a improper use of network resources to play WoW from your dorm. In the end the school backed down because they had nothing in the housing or dorm network policy about proper academic use, that section has been added, the fact that we also pay for network access and it is not a free service.

      While in theory they can block whatever traffic they want to under our contract, its not worth the mass revolt or the student unrest to do so.

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    3. Re:But it's not illegal per se... by radish · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Peer to peer traffic isn't illegal, is it? File sharing isn't either. File sharing of copyrighted works is.

      Pedantic correction: File sharing of copyrighted works without permission is illegal. The emphasis is important because pretty much everything is copyrighted but in many cases the public has permission to share (e.g. linux distros, game demos, CC licensed materials etc).

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    4. Re:But it's not illegal per se... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Or it's just going to stop all P2P traffic without caring about its legality? Wouldn't that actually be illegal?

      Illegal? No, I don't think so. This isn't going to be forced by the government upon the whole internet, it's something this stupid company is trying to sell to colleges for use on their campus networks. While arguments could be made about whether it's allowed by contracts and such, I doubt there's any laws preventing colleges from filtering traffic on their networks.

      However, it makes me glad I'm not in college any more.

    5. Re:But it's not illegal per se... by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      You are perfectly right. I thought about that distinction before I started writing the post but forgot to include it.

      It's just one more point against such a system: what about applications or distribution models that use P2P traffic? How about WoW patches for example? From what I understand, they can only stop traffic on P2P networks they can "infiltrate", but where does that line stop? Who decides?

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    6. Re:But it's not illegal per se... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pedantic correction: File sharing of copyrighted works without permission is illegal.
      International correction: in Italy sharing of all kind of copyrighted work is illegal. Even if you are the owner of the rights. You have to go through the compulsory licensing agency, and pay fees, to distribute your own music.
    7. Re:But it's not illegal per se... by aeschenkarnos · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, sharing of some of any given copyrighted work is legal - for fair use purposes, such as study, parody, public criticism, etc. Regardless of what the copyright owner thinks. This is one of the main problems with DRM, in that it may deny you your fair use rights. Obviously, fair use rights don't extend to copying the whole thing; however, in order to exercise fair use rights and quote a portion of it, one may actually need to have access to the whole data file.

  19. Re:Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destructi by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

    .. the lines are already an hour+ long on popular files. Whats another 3 days.

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  20. I haven't read TFA by niceone · · Score: 4, Informative

    But as the URL is www.zeropaid.com/news/8825/Anti-piracy+company+ testifies+before+Congress+that+it+can+eliminate+P2 P+at+Universities I think the summary might have left out some important information.

    1. Re:I haven't read TFA by palewook · · Score: 1

      Would suggest you read the pdf since its Fahmy's actual statements. All the other links are summaries and interpretations about his actual testimony. There a ton of info that couldn't be covered in the original blurb on slash. Just not enough room to write 2000-5000 words. Stuff in his presentation that wasn't listed in the summary or called out specifically include claims that Clouseau does not invade user privacy, gives no false positives (block no legal files), and has no scalability issues (cause no network bottleneck). In 5-10 minutes time, I'd suspect most of users here could demonstrate all 3 of those statements are in error or outright lies.

  21. Has me interested... by Fx.Dr · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...anyone have a torrent?

  22. Missed his Testimony by iceborer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Can someone point me to the torrent?

  23. then I'll just rename the file by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 0

    totally_legal_DVDRip.avi problem solved.

  24. Ze Inspector... by Belacgod · · Score: 1

    If I was making a program like this, I wouldn't name it after a famously bungling detective.

  25. Well.. by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Lying is. Making misleading statements (like say, "Iraq has WMDs and purchased Yellow Cake uranium to make nuclear weapons!") clealy isn't, as recent real-life examples have proven.

    Snark aside, the same situation is happening here. He can destroy some p2p networks, at least temporarily. He's not perjuring himself.

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    1. Re:Well.. by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually lying is making a purposefully misleading statement, saying something that is incorrect without knowledge is just being wrong. Hypocrisy is, on the other hand, using Iraq's nuclear program as justification for a major bombing in 1998 and the balking when someone else does is several years later.

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    2. Re:Well.. by N3WBI3 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Right because firing cruise missiles into a nation without putting your own people at risk is morally so much more superior to actually trying to change anything in that nation. Look I dont like bush and the Iraq fiasco is a disaster but its morally not any worse than bombing the crap out of a nation so you can look tough like Clinton did.

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    3. Re:Well.. by jedidiah · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh, so Clinton destroyed what little infastructure was left in Iraq did he?

      Bush just didn't throw a little bit of ordinance around. He dismantled the country. He destroyed the Army. He wiped out what little water and power services were left. He left the borders ungaurded. He gutted law enforcement.

      There is CONSIDERABLE moral difference there.

      Nevermind actual body counts.

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    4. Re:Well.. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Right because firing cruise missiles into a nation without putting your own people at risk is morally so much more superior to actually trying to change anything in that nation.

      There's nothing "morally superior" about trying to change things within a nation that isn't yours. If you don't like the actions of that nation's government, bombing the nation is one allowable reaction. Changing the government is the job of the people of that nation. If they're not willing to change their government, then it's only their own fault if they get bombed.

      Trying to change things within a foreign nation is like trying to fix someone else's marriage. You're only going to get hurt, and the people will hate you. Ask the cops about domestic calls.

    5. Re:Well.. by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Oh, so Clinton destroyed what little infrastructure was left in Iraq did he?

      No, Clinton decided for a few points in the polls he wold fire cruise missiles into Iraq, the genius of Clinton is because he did not commit to anything other than killing people in Iraq he could look like a war time leader without having to risk actually fighting a war.

      He wiped out what little water and power services were left. He left the borders unguarded. He gutted law enforcement.

      Sort of different one committed to try and make things better (and botched it up pretty badly) and the other just used the military to get some points in the polls when he was hurting with no intention of removing the monster that had Iraq under sanctions in the first place.

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    6. Re:Well.. by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1

      The economic sanctions of Iraq were a reason stated by Osama bin Laden for his acts of violence.

      So what's your point exactly?

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    7. Re:Well.. by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Right because firing cruise missiles into a nation without putting your own people at risk is morally so much more superior to actually trying to change anything in that nation.

      Yes. The idea was to contain Saddam, not overthrow him, which even Bush 1 knew was a bad idea. As far as trying to change Iraq, Dubya campaigned against nation-building. He should have listened to his own advice. Containing Saddam worked. He wasn't a threat and he wasn't building any nuclear weapons. So yes, Clinton lobbing some cruise missiles is morally superior to Bush's pointless slaughter of thousands of American soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

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    8. Re:Well.. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Nevermind actual body counts.

      "And we never ever ever keep a body count
      We're killing so efficiently we can't keep count"

      --Michael Franti & Spearhead, Light Up Your Lighter , from the album YELL FIRE!

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    9. Re:Well.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hate Clinton and I think those bombings were wrong. Yet you are incorrect that he did it for a few points in the polls, he did it to satisfy the Republican Congress, who had long accused him of being soft and demanded that he take action against Iraq. It was playing politics in order to get enough political capital to be able to accomplish things like the balanced budget. I just want to make it clear that while Clinton is responsible for those bombings, the hawks in government pushing him to do it were the Republicans in Congress.

      Of course the later cruise missle attack against "al Qaeda training camps" in Iraq and "chemical weapons factories" in Sudan were done solely to get Republican pressure off of him in the early stages of the Lewinsky scandal. So yeah, no love for fuckface Clinton.

      But you are still completely wrong that the invasion of Iraq is anything but a vastly worse sin than what Clinton did. You keep saying "try and make things better". Here's a hint: If you are going to try to make things better, then you need to have a plan to make things better. They had no plan, in fact they deliberately avoided making a plan and told anyone who suggested that they would need a plan to shut up. Ergo they were not trying to make things better. At best, they were wishing that things would magically become better.

      The level of destruction that Bush has caused in Iraq needs a whole fucking lot more than wishful thinking before it becomes anything other than what it is: The destruction of a country.

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    10. Re:Well.. by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for playing, though.

      Sorry about that last little bit. I'm trying to be less of an ass these days. I am not always successful.

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    11. Re:Well.. by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's nothing "morally superior" about trying to change things within a nation that isn't yours. If you don't like the actions of that nation's government, bombing the nation is one allowable reaction. Changing the government is the job of the people of that nation. If they're not willing to change their government, then it's only their own fault if they get bombed.

      Hmmm... It seems to me that Al-Quaeda make about that same argument as a justification for 9/11...

    12. Re:Well.. by corvax · · Score: 1

      Actually clinton just like bush LIED about WMD he used hussein kamels testimony as a reason to bomb... too bad he lied about what hussein kamel said in his testimony. He actually said ALL WMD WERE DESTROYED. The testimony was leaked a few years ago you can read it for yourself.

    13. Re:Well.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm aware. What part of my comment lead you to believe I think Clinton was honest? Was it the part where I put "chemical weapons factories" in quotes? Or maybe it was where I called him fuckface. I never even discussed the issue of lying to support the attacks either before 2000 or after.

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    14. Re:Well.. by deKernel · · Score: 0

      The problem is that you have an incorrect perspective. Saddam is the cause of the problem. All he had to do was comply with the rules that the UN set. He was the one who was caused his country to be dismantled because he would not comply with the world's demand to act with civility.

      Bush was the only world leader that would step up to the plate and enforce the demands. Sorry if you don't see it that way, but it is the truth.

    15. Re:Well.. by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Iraq has been a mess for a long time, probably since its formation just after WWI. As much as I dislike Bush, I can't blame the whole situation on him. When you look at war among other options, there were no good options.

      1) Are sanctions against things that are necessary for water treatment but could possibly be used for chemical weapons better than war? Even when they kill thousands of kids a year and provide no end in sight?

      2) Was there any way to responsibly end the sanctions?

      I also think that there is a very good chance that Iraq as a cohesive state would not be likely to survive Saddam, so there was a very good chance we would end up there anyway. This is simply due to the fact that the very forces that are tearing Iraq apart from the inside today were there under Saddam (but he was fairly adept at directing their energy elsewhere).

      This being said, even if one concludes that war was necessary morally or otherwise, it has been executed so badly that it is hard to imagine a worse outcome. Even today, Bush does not seem willing to really tackle the hard realities of Iraq-- that it is a civil war between those backed by Iran and shielded by the US on one side and those backed by private individuals in Saudi Arabia and Jordan on the other.

      I have ideas for what we need to do about Iraq but I also have next to no faith in politicians from either party to do the right thing. However, here they are:

      1) We need to state clearly that we are not willing to be pulled into taking sides in a conflict between paramilitary groups. We need to essentially threaten to leave Iraq unless the Iraqi government establishes clear rules prohibiting sectarian militias from taking part in any sort of government activity. If that becomes necessary, we need to loudly state *why* we are leaving (i.e. unwilling to let the Shiite militias shield themselves behind our troops while committing attrocities).

      2) We need to state clearly that we are guests of the current Iraqi government and will depart upon their request.

      3) We need to start working with the Arab League and EU to bring in Arab League and EU (not NATO) troops in as peacekeepers under a joint EU/AL command. Such peacekeepers would also have to work closely with our forces and those of the current government.

      There are also other things that need to be done but this would be a good start.

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    16. Re:Well.. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The war has been going on for a long time and there really is no moral high ground to be claimed by anybody here. "Oil for Food" and then deliberately bombing the pipelines to cut oil supply to stir up unrest by starvation was not morally right in addition to being a stupid idea. The Australian government owned wheat company profiteering from that fund and bribing Saddam with hundreds of millions of US dollars to continue doing so is not morally right. All we can do is pay attention, and call those we can to account even as they try to distract us by saying how evil those we can not call to account are.

      The war of distraction really was over when the "mission accomplished" sign went up just in time for an election. We're now bogged down in something else where that rapid destruction of infrastucture that worked so well for the war of distraction is having consequences.

    17. Re:Well.. by Cheech+Wizard · · Score: 1

      the hawks in government pushing him to do it were the Republicans in Congress You need to check your history. The republicans accused Clinton of trying to draw attention away from the Lewinski 'scandal'. The republicans complained about Clinton's actions back then.

      You must have a lot of hate in you to be bring Clinton into this. The man has been out of office for years. Clinton gets a blow job and 'lies' about it. Big frigging deal. A US$60 million investigation that ran what - 7 years - and the best they could do was nail him for 'lying' about getting a blow job. Get over it. I've come to the conclusion that the people with the most hate for Clinton are simply jealous of him.
    18. Re:Well.. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There's a bit of a difference, however, between intentional bombing of a civilian target and targeted bombing of a military target. That's why they're called "terrorists".

      Of course, you could make the claim that the atomic bombs dropped on Japan were in civilian cities, but they probably had military targets there as well, but regardless, that's ancient history.

      These days, if you're mad at a foreign government, you don't drop bombs on their civilians. That's a war crime. Military targets are fair game, however: radar installations, military bases, military jets, airport runways, even political targets like leaders' homes and offices.

      So if you want to get technical, Al Qaeda's targeting of the Pentagon was a perfectly legitimate action, however its use of a civilian airplane with passengers was not legitimate. The twin towers, however, were not a military target in any way, which is why that is unequivocally "terrorism", just like the subway bombing in London.

      Of course, Al Qaeda being a stateless organization and not a state actor (e.g. an official military) complicates things, but the country which willingly harbored them and their leadership has no course to complain when they get bombed as they basically took responsibility for their actions.

    19. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What are these "Blow Jobs" you keep talking about?

      Inquiring minds want to know.

    20. Re:Well.. by volkris · · Score: 1

      Ha.

      According to the investigators, Clinton's closet was so full of skeletons that they couldn't figure out which to go after. They spent years trying to sort through the illegal activities trying to decide which subset to actually prosecute. The reams of paperwork they produced showed a man who had no respect for the law and who relied on his charm and political position to skirt regulators.

      The actual prosecution came down to a matter of strategy: what would be the easiest to prosecute, most likely to win, and, frankly, damage the country the least. The prosecutors held back and made a bargain with Clinton and the other interested parties.

      So no, the fact that they tried him for "just" lying shouldn't be taken as evidence that that's all he did. Even today new evidence and suggestions of past illicit behavior of Bill Clinton still come up from time to time.

    21. Re:Well.. by pionzypher · · Score: 1

      You have a fair point. But one thing to keep in mind about Saddam is this: He ruled Iraq with force. People were afraid of him and his government. It's now clear that he didn't have anything to hide from weapons inspectors, but he did have something to fear in showing weakness by acquiescing to international demands. Allowing the people to see that he was not completely in control left him open to a possible coup or rebellion.

      Seen in this light, it isn't a clear cut black and white scenario. Bush doesn't appear as some heroic savior who snapped the world out of indecision and prevented an Iraqi nuclear strike on Israel. Saddam was an evil man who didn't deserve a middle management position in fast food, much less running a country.... but as of right now all the facts point to him not being either an immediate threat nor one in the near/mid future.

      Iran also seems to be in a somewhat similar position, though they ARE actively and openly pursuing nuclear technology. It will be interesting to see if the U.S. pursues the same course with them.

      Back on topic, maybe this CEO of safemedia should go read up on the latest drm news. If this magical solution were implemented, I have little doubt that this will do little more than prompt workarounds.

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    22. Re:Well.. by n00854180t · · Score: 1

      All politicians lie. It's about magnitude. Who the fuck cares about Clinton, low magnitude when we have Bush, black hole esque magnitude of incompetence and malicious intent in his entire administration. You need some perspective, FFS.

    23. Re:Well.. by pipatron · · Score: 1

      All he had to do was comply with the rules that the UN set.

      And by that he completely violated the rules that the UN set. What's your point? Should the rest of the world now invade the US and execute Bush because he doesn't comply with the rules that the UN set?

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    24. Re:Well.. by SkunkPussy · · Score: 1

      Still, the fact is that under GWB the world has come the closest to WW3 than at any other time since the fall of the berlin wall.

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    25. Re:Well.. by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Never take the bait of a Troll. It may TASTE good but in the end it's futile.

    26. Re:Well.. by cornjones · · Score: 1

      please site some sources, that view point smacks of fox news spin. Really, we didn't nail clinton to the wall b/c there were too many things to nail him to the wall for? Really? Can you swallow a whole bowling ball too?

    27. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypocrisy is, on the other hand, using Iraq's nuclear program as justification for a major bombing in 1998 and the balking when someone else does is several years later.

      A strawman fallacy is when someone tries to deviate an argument into a pointless tangeant. I'd also like to congratulate you on living in 1998 all the way into 2007, because you couldn't possibly believe Saddam STILL had a nuclear program today - or even in 2003.

    28. Re:Well.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You need some perspective, FFS.

      You need to learn to fucking read, because I couldn't have possibly made it any clearer that I think Bush and his idiotic invasion are vastly worse than anything Clinton did, what with that being my entire fucking point.

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    29. Re:Well.. by djasbestos · · Score: 1

      Any mention of the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombs is tainted with victor's justice. Many top level military men of the time said they felt it was militarily and politically unnecessary, as the Japanese were ready to surrender if they could keep the institution of the emperor.

      The presence of a military target in a heavily populated civilian area does NOT justify the use of an imprecise superweapon. I find it extremely hypocritical that the only nation who has ever used a nuclear weapon (or two) is now trying to stop others from getting them, and that they don't understand the rationale of people trying to acquire them when we have a president who is less scrupulous and less intelligent than the only president to have used nuclear weapons in the history of the world.

      This is not to say that Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong-Il aren't whackjobs; their people need to rise up. Without western influence or aid. But when your most hated enemy is quietly a nuclear state (in the case of Israel), and the biggest supporter of your enemy is tied for largest nuclear arsenal on earth (and building more, in contravention of multiple non-proliferation treaties), it makes sense that you want at least one as an insurance policy against getting wiped out.

    30. Re:Well.. by gedeco · · Score: 1

      Funny enough, the same could be applied to the iraqi people when they got bombeb by the US..
      But I doubt that anyone get bombed find this funny.

    31. Re:Well.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You must have a lot of hate in you to be bring Clinton into this.

      You must have a lot of retard in you if you think I brought Clinton into this. It was the post I was replying to who brought Clinton in, using the stupid partisan argument of "Clinton used WMDs to justify attacking Iraq, so you shouldn't say anything about Bush, you hypocrits!". I was pointing out that 1) some of use don't think that what Clinton did was okay because we aren't idiot partisans, and more importantly 2) what Bush has done is way, way, worse from any objective moral perspective.

      I don't give a rats ass about the blow job, or lying about it. I do care about playing politics with bombs dropped on other countries, and I care about things like roving wiretaps. Yet if you actually read my post and still came to the conclusion that it's Clinton who I hate most then you are, simply put, really stupid.

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  26. Re:Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destructi by SatireWolf · · Score: 1

    Man, blowing holes in my jokes. Come now, we all know WoW is more addictive than the most potently addictive substances on earth. I do know some people that get shakes when they are away from WoW for periods longer than a power nap. Yes, it's scary. And I was hoping to make a funny. Now I'm going to go back to my cubicle and sulk!

  27. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the summary: Clouseau allows tunneling and SSH and never opens packets to determine file legality."

    This seems to imply that Clouseau blocks all P2P traffic, regardless of legality.

    To quote the testimony from the pdf: Our device: "Clouseau" is a network appliance that detects and prohibits illegal P2P traffic while allowing the passage of legal P2P such as BitTorrent and all other internet transmissions.

    I don't know how the program does that without examining the content of the transmission, but he is claiming it does work.

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how the program does that without examining the content of the transmission It's actually quite simple, they just differentiate on the discontinuous parts and then divide by zero.
    2. Re:Hmm by M1m3R · · Score: 1

      It "accidentally" finds only the bad traffic.

      Everyone knows that the best security tools find the "bad stuff" via blind luck.

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  28. P2P is not inherently illegal by kimvette · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don;'t even download TV shows (timeshifting, a legal use, albeit an untested/alternative form of timeshifting). I definitely don't download any music whatsoever - Instead of try-before-I-buy, i simply do not tempt myself any more, so I don't download music, I avoid listening to top-40 stations, and I don't and won't buy new music, aside from a select few acts I go out of my way to follow.

    However, I use P2P networks for downloading things such as Linux distributions, particularly opensuse and kubuntu. If P2P networks are broken up like this, they are interrupting totally legal activities and any ISP which engages in such traffic shaping should immediately lose their privileges/protections they enjoy as common carriers. By discriminating traffic they are no longer merely carriers deserving of protection against liability (for activities such as carrying terrorist communications, kiddie porn, and other illegal communications) because they are going out of their way to stop some illegal activities by blocking traffic, so they should immediately become responsible for blocking ALL illegal traffic. When a terrorist or pedophile or ebophile successfully sends illegal communications, the ISP should be held at the same level of responsibility as the purpetrators themselves.

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    1. Re:P2P is not inherently illegal by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By discriminating traffic they are no longer merely carriers deserving of protection against liability

      Maybe this is why this snake oil salesman was talking to people who make laws (Congress) instead of vict^H^H^H^H customers (Universities). It's not Congress' job to help universities with their network congestion, but maybe someone thinks it's their job to add exemptions to what disqualifies one as a common carrier.

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    2. Re:P2P is not inherently illegal by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Guess what?

      They are already shape shifted and throttled thanks to net neutrality. For example all encrypted traffic whether its illegal or sshs have been made next to useless with almost every ISP in the country since only a few own the actual last mile and throttle all encrypted traffic regularly to prevent p2p.

      So now many IT telecommuters now can not do their job at home anymore if they use X programs.

    3. Re:P2P is not inherently illegal by thequux · · Score: 1

      Uhhh.. I would find this very hard to believe, as:
      A) Encryption is very difficult to detect. Suppose that I were to chose 256 words in some language, and encode each byte as one of those ("zero", "one", ..., would do). If ISPs were to block that, then they'd be likely to block massive amounts of legitimate moterial as well. Further, this would catch other forms of binaries, such as zip files being downloaded.

      B) As detecting encryption is difficult, they might detect protocols, which would catch most P2P. However, if SSH is included, it means that they've added a special filter

  29. Re:Hitman for hire, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why? It'll be more fun to laugh at him when everyone sees him for the fool and moron he is, instead of just the /.ers doing it.

    No, do not shoot him, he deserves no such mercy, he deserves to live in the torment of his own making.

  30. I Can Stop Democracy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful


    with the help of the United States CONGRESS.

    Yours sincerely,
    W.

  31. Bullshit alert. by Stumbles · · Score: 1

    Ahh I love the smell of snake oil in the late afternoons.

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    My karma is not a Chameleon.
    1. Re:Bullshit alert. by Zonk+(troll) · · Score: 1

      Well, it is possible to block traffic based on it's type.

      For example, with Linux through iptables and IPP2P it's possible to block eDonkey, FaskTrack (KaZaA), Gnutella, Direct Connect, BitTorrent, AppleJuice (?), WinMX, SoulSeek, and Ares. I have not used this, so I don't know how well it works.

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    2. Re:Bullshit alert. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's morning here in Melbourne Australia, you quote-mangling, insensitive clod!

  32. Psychic software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And their Clouseau product will make it impossible to send or receive any illegal P2P transmission on any installed network. However, Clouseau allows tunneling and SSH and never opens packets to determine file legality.

    The true innovation here is clear. Their product has the psychic ability to determine what is legal and illegal without actually inspecting the traffic. With a little tweaking of this psychic software they can finally create computers that do what we mean and not what we say.

    1. Re:Psychic software by revengebomber · · Score: 1

      With a little tweaking of this psychic software they can finally create computers that do what we mean and not what we say. With a little tweaking of this psychic software they can finally create computers that do what they mean and not what we say.
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    2. Re:Psychic software by dmclap · · Score: 1

      Why stop there? I'm sure that, with a little elbow grease, it could solve the halting problem, too.

  33. Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you go to the website of the people making the claim they can erase internet piracy you'll notice a few fun things.

    http://www.safemediacorp.com/Internet-Piracy/Dirty -Little-Secret.asp

    Basically it seems they are mostly targeting the mostly obsolete networks like Kaazaa, iMesh, Limewire and eMule. The fact that internet piracy has since moved on to the mostly legal bittorrent network seems to be lost on them.

    They also spout strange things like that the 2 billion songs sold on iTunes are being traded over P2P. I thought the point of iTunes was that it was heavily DRM'd?

    Read and enjoy :=)

    1. Re:Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Adding to my previous post:

      Their main objective seems to be the eradication of protocols that doesn't have any "legal" use in businesses and universities. There doesn't exist any proper reason for someone at a university to boot up Kazaa does it? Or well, unless they're making a study on Kazaa I suppose.

      As for the name, I suppose they know that their own product won't do any real difference and hint towards it in the name.

    2. Re:Safe Media by haleq · · Score: 1

      you say mostly legal bittorrent network, but using the idea of the network alone, ignoring the content, any of the P2P networks you listed are legal. Is it not so that the networks were 'originally designed' for benign purposes? Theya re DRM'd - except all the new DRM free ones.!!

    3. Re:Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 1

      I think the idea is that SafeMedia can't think of any reason to use any of those P2P networks for anything legal. The network itself is of course legal, I dread the day when they make the protocols for P2P illegal in themselves.

      The way their blocker should work if I designed it is that you can pick and choose what networks you want to let through and which you want to block.

    4. Re:Safe Media by M1m3R · · Score: 1
      I thought the point of iTunes was that it was heavily DRM'd?
      The point of iTunes it to make Apple money. They make money selling iPods and selling music.

      And in-case you missed it, iTunes now offers DRM-Free tracks.

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    5. Re:Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 1

      "According to the IFPI, an umbrella organization representing the international recording industry, an estimated 20 billion songs were illegally swapped or downloaded in one year alone (2005). Apple's iTunes, by comparison, has only sold about 2 billion songs since it started in 2003. Moreover, because of P2P, many of those 2 billion legally acquired iTunes song files millions are available for piracy"

      The way they write it is as if a majority of the iTunes songs have been pirated.

      Or well, maybe the majority of those songs have been available, but it's not very useful when they can only be played on the machine that downloaded them...

      From my understanding only one of the big four companies have agreed to release their songs DRM free and that was only recently. Can't be a large part of those two billion.

    6. Re:Safe Media by M1m3R · · Score: 1

      It's true... so far, EMI is the only major label with DRM-Free tracks.

      BbbBbbBBBbbUTTttt... if anyone tells me that iTunes and iPods were made for any reason other than to make money for Apple... they are more diluted than I.

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    7. Re:Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 1

      As a part of that making money thing they made sure their system was completely incompatible with anyone elses thanks to DRM and created a nice monopoly :=)

      Suppose I could have made the original formulation a bit better, something along the lines of:

      "Arn't most iTunes songs supposed to be very hard to pirate thanks to heavy DRM?"

    8. Re:Safe Media by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Basically it seems they are mostly targeting the mostly obsolete networks like Kaazaa, iMesh, Limewire and eMule.

      Yeah, but in fairness, you have to keep in mind that because of their efforts, not *one* copyrighted work was ever illegally downloaded from any of those websites.

    9. Re:Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 1

      Eh

      *wasn't aware of any copyrighted work that could be illegally downloaded from the websites of Kazaa, iMesh, Limewire or eMule*

      Isn't it a bit cheap to claim credit for something accomplished before you even started :P

      You might have meant networks though and I'm unsure how effective their preventive measures are.

    10. Re:Safe Media by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      wasn't aware of any copyrighted work that could be illegally downloaded from the websites of Kazaa, iMesh, Limewire or eMule

      Yes, that was the joke. :-P

    11. Re:Safe Media by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't think I'd call those other networks "obsolete". From my experience, eMule still has a lot of users; these other networks are also a lot better than BitTorrent for certain types of data.

      BT is great if you're looking for some gigantic 500MB or multi-gigabyte file that everyone wants right now, such as some new movie trailer, some new TV episode, some new Linux distro on DVD, etc. It sucks if you're looking for small files, or old files. It's all because there has to be a separate .torrent file for each file shared: if you want a file, you get the .torrent, download the file, and maybe let your BT client "seed" it for a while. But you don't typically leave your BT client seeding directories full of stuff you have downloaded. With the other networks, you don't concentrate on individual files; you share entire directories. So if you have some obscure PDF ebook that you've had for years, some person might find it on eMule and download it from you. This simply isn't going to happen on BT because you're not going to take the time to make a .torrent file for every file you share, and then stick it on TPB or wherever.

    12. Re:Safe Media by M1m3R · · Score: 1

      mmm ok.

      I think that the DRM was as much a way to keep the record companies happy as it was to lock-in consumers. I also think you used the key words... "very hard". People buy songs from iTunes because it is convenient and "easy". The easiest way to legally obtain a single track... easy being a tightly integrated, relatively simple software + hardware interface.

      But enough about that... Time to go get a Hambbuuuuwweeghuur.

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    13. Re:Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 1

      You have a point in that it can be hard to find "unfashionable" things on bittorrent. That's what makes those networks "mostly" and not "completly" obsolete. If you want to find something fairly old (5 years or more) or fairly niche ( like your pdf ebook ) the p2p networks are still the best place to go because of their directory sharing. In the future of bit torrent though they want to break up files into small pieces independent on the larger file making you able to seed parts instead of files. That way you might start seeing more bit torrent sharing of whole directories. There is also the people that create humongous torrent files, I saw one on TPB that included basically every game released from 1980 to 1995. Since you can pick what part of the torrent you want to download that seems a fairly good way to store niche/old things. In the end bit torrent shall rule all :=)

    14. Re:Safe Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the word you're looking for is 'deluded', not 'diluted'.

      All clear?

    15. Re:Safe Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple has been trying to get rid of DRM since they started selling music.

      Don't you keep up with news for nerds? It's up to the labels, not Apple.

      Apple has no need to lock people in to anything, the way Microsoft and Sony seem to. Since Apple makes a product that 'just works' people will choose it over similar offerings of lesser quality every time.

      Sure, the Sony network walkman and MS Zune may have some differing features, but you're locked-in to crappy systems with their stuff, with no guarantee that it will even be useable down the road. (PlaysForSure ring a bell?)

      The iPod never required DRM'd content to work properly, and never will. With Sony and MS devices you have to convert your music to other formats or let the device put its own DRM (squirt) on your own stuff without permission. Screw that.

      That's how the iPod got to the top. Nothing to do with lock-in. It's simply the best *overall* product on the market. Better interface, better design, better software.

    16. Re:Safe Media by DjRenigade · · Score: 0

      WHat a bunch of fucking morons!!!! That cracked my ass up!!!! ROTFLMAO!!! DARKNET!!!

    17. Re:Safe Media by karmatic · · Score: 1

      There doesn't exist any proper reason for someone at a university to boot up Kazaa does it?

      Sure there is. As a student, I am the "customer" of the university. I paid for my internet connection, like I paid for my food, and my books, and my classes. As a common carrier, they should be passing the packets I have paid them to pass, without regard to protocol, contents, or destination. The university should be accountable to the students, not the other way around.

      There doesn't exist any proper reason for someone at a university to use packet-shaping software to allow them to effectively spy on me, and slow the internet connection _I_ paid them to provide _me_ when I pass certain packets?

      Also, I produce music, and have been known to distribute them on Kazaa and other P2P networks. It's an effective way to distribute files when one lacks the bandwidth to fully handle distribution on your own. This isn't by any means a bad thing.

    18. Re:Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 1

      While the iTunes/iPod doesn't convert music to their format like the Sony and MS devices do (Shouldn't that be labeled as theft?) you still can't play music you buy from the iTunes store (if DRM'd) on anything else then iTunes/iPods. This is a bit understandable since a shared secret is alot easier to break then an unshared one.

      I think apple took this up in their post on their website labeled "thoughts on music" where they claimed that music bought on iTunes only represented about 5% of the total music on iPods and therefor shouldn't be a major consideration when it comes to player.

      It's all beside the main point though that was that http://www.ifpi.se/ apparently thought that most of the iTunes music got pirated while from my understanding that is in no way true. And even if it was pirated it's hard to prove that it actually hurt sales in any way.

    19. Re:Safe Media by Zironic · · Score: 1

      I think the service you are paying for is education and not free internet access. It could be argued that it is the universities responsibility to educate you to use the legal alternatives instead of illegal downloading if possible. If you want free internet access you should access the internet from outside the university network, it's better for both you and the university since the university can't be held responsible anymore.

      I would argue that using bit torrent is a more efficient way to handle distribution of files you have created yourself then Kazaa and similar P2P networks are since it's easier to spread a .torrent file around then telling people to log into your specific network and search for the file.

    20. Re:Safe Media by karmatic · · Score: 1

      If you want free internet access you should access the internet from outside the university network, it's better for both you and the university since the university can't be held responsible anymore.


      I would, except the university requires me to use their internet and phone service, and will not allow other providers in the building. My only options are "pay for internet" or "don't pay for (and don't get) internet". I have no choice in whether or not to pay for the phone, as they want to be able to reach me.

      Of course, anyone calling me on the landline is someone I didn't give my phone # to, and as such don't want to talk to (I have a cell), so the phone is disconnected anyway, but I still have no choice but to pay for it.
  34. Of course it's not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congressmen do it all the time!

  35. Re:Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does their product bite?

  36. Winning in Iraq by The_Abortionist · · Score: 0, Funny

    We'll never win until we take off the white gloves...

    Concerning P2P, I think it is unlikely that a permanent technical solution can ever be found to this pandemic. It is first and foremost a human issue. It might be a genetic issue as well. It would be interesting to see if there is a genetic connection between David Berkowitz, Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, P2P users, and Swedes.

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    1. Re:Winning in Iraq by wheany · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Re: Iraq

      u r dum.

    2. Re:Winning in Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll never win until we take off the white gloves...

      It's hard to believe, but you must have an IQ lower than W's current approval ratings.

      You wanna take off the white gloves, asshat? Grow some stones, get out of those panties and put on men's clothes, go enlist and do a tour of duty in Iraq and find out what war is really like. IF you make it back, I guarantee you'll feel different.

    3. Re:Winning in Iraq by tuxic · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you will find a genetic connection between P2P users and Swedes, to some extent, since a lot of people ... err, chefs? ;) .. up here, happily ignore peer to peer filesharing prohibitions, and they also aren't afraid of having FBI agents knocking on their doors if they do it, because:

      A) there are no FBI agents knocking on people's doors here
      B) if there had been, they would be sliced in a claim of self-defense by the almighty chef's kitchen knives
      C) knocked down on the floor by blue-eyed women's big natural boobs

      Remember, resistance is futile! Borg, the tennis player, will defeat the agents!

      Swedes aren't crazy.. wuhahahaha! Vi är inte galna, vi är smarta människor med högt intellekt!

      Okay, sorry. Couldn't resist. Mod me down all you want *hides in the corner of shame*

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    4. Re:Winning in Iraq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Concerning P2P, I think it is unlikely that a permanent technical solution can ever be found to this pandemic."

      Pandemic? You know, it sounds like an illness. Free exchange of information among peers is now an illness?

      But that means that kind of politics is growing their best results. To the average lawabiding citizen laws and technical means could be used at most at the task of limiting or eradicating *illegal* (usually regarding copyright) exchange of information among peers. Of course to some big guts the problem is not the "illegal" part but that they would want to ban *any* free exchange of information among peers. Information must be a property of an ellite class that will decide what, when, and at a what price will be dosiffied to the masses. It's just an excellent coincidence that they can use illegal use or P2P networks to mask their real desires: ban *any* P2P networks from the Internet, just like they managed (it was a much more simple task, of course) to effectively ban it anywhere else.

      Oh! and by the way there's certainly a *very* simple technical mean to achieve their goals, and they are certainly trying it step by step (we already know what's the way to cook a frog, right?): just ban (or else make it commercially unviable) any kind of "residentially initiated" service. The story may look familiar to you: humm... so much spam? Well, you will need to use your ISP's smarthost and/or we will block your port 25 outwards. Humm... due to "piracy" bandwith will be very expensive, but we can block your port 80 outwards so it's cheaper -don't worry: we provide you with some space on our friendly ISP corporate servers for your web sites. Humm... it's so unjust that due to a few greedy suckers all our bandwith is sooo saturated that we are going to charge per traffic -but don't worry, your monthly cap will allow to consume more corporate sites than you can stand for; true, you will be able no more to host your own pages, or your own mail server, or your own (whatever), but hey, that's what proffesionals are for and, in the end, it's for your own good. You don't want to be taken for one of those communists, hippies, unpatriotical terrorists, do you?

  37. Sued merely for downloading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't the police go directly for the creators of the illegal works?

    1. Re:Sued merely for downloading? by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Catching the consumers is easier. Catching a producer takes a lot more effort because you're usually dealing with people that are adept at avoiding being caught. However, you can catch a few consumers, splash it on the front page, and people think you're actually solving the problem. See also: drugs, child pornography.

  38. Re:Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by sopuli · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard that during his testimony Fahmy's left eye kept blinking uncontrollably and that at one point, while raving about Clouseau, he absentmindedly amputated his pinky while toying with his Leatherman.

  39. Re:Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by Groovus · · Score: 5, Funny

    No kidding. I also find the irony of naming a tool for stopping copyright infringement after a fictional character from a movie/cartoon series which I'm surprised isn't trademarked in some way somewhat delicious.

    I guess it's a better name than Dreyfus though?

  40. safemedia's dirty little secret by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from their website:

    "There is not and will almost never be a legitimate business or governmental justification for use of file sharing programs. SafeMedia has developed the solution to prevent the use of such programs and stop the mass distribution of copyrighted material in file sharing networks with its network appliance, Clouseau."

    beyond the fact that naming a product "Clouseau" makes as mch sense as naming it "The Three Stooges", safemedia would appear to be capitalizing on unwarranted fears

    http://www.safemediacorp.com/Internet-Piracy/Dirty -Little-Secret.asp

    1. Re:safemedia's dirty little secret by Aliriza · · Score: 1

      If they try p2p will find new ways and also the copyright industry is fed by pirated ones , it is free advertisement.

  41. Re:Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destructi by daskinil · · Score: 1

    WoW has nothing on the good old Everquest days, I played Everquest for 3.5 years, and other MMO's simultaneously for about the same time period. For WoW- I played for maybe 6 months and quit,... to sum it up- the game is too easy. The reason its popular and most people like it is because most people suck at video games, in addition they are assholes and love TKing on a P2P server, which is also more fun in EQ. Beisides cartoony graphics- and /train command on the male gnome- there isn't much good reason to play WoW.

  42. Typo by Bob9113 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Typo in parent:

    Isn't lying to Congress illegal?

    It's a French word, easy to misspell. The correct spelling is, "de rigueur."

  43. Not intended to curtail intentional piracy by Chris+Daniel · · Score: 5, Informative

    The title is a little bit misleading; they're not talking about eliminating P2P altogether.

    The technology this fellow talks about in his testimony is pretty clearly intended to primarily protect users from doing things like sharing their entire hard drives (he names one example of a woman who shared a directory containing credit card information) and thereby becoming unwitting contributors to copyright infringement and identity theft. He comes right out to say that it doesn't target BitTorrent (even though everybody knows BitTorrent is used primarily for "piracy") at all, nor does it block tunnelling or encrypted traffic.

    Anybody who was trying to crack down on piracy in general would make a box that would effectively unplug the internet connection by blocking everything suspicious in the least. This is about curtailing inadvertent contributions to piracy and identity theft, to help better target the willing contributors (as he says, BitTorrent peers require identification and consent before participating in a network).

    Programs like Kazaa (I haven't used any of those for a while, so please forgive the lack of examples) often take users through a wizard to find things they want to share on the P2P network, or have a default of sharing all media files found, or worse, sharing the entire hard drive or user directory. Uninitiated users won't realise this, and might just want to download one or two songs -- they end up sharing their music collections with the world.

    This is about making it easier for the {RI,MP}AA and their government helpers to target the "problem users," and helping their image by cutting down on litigation against six-year-old kids, stay-at-home moms, and dead people.

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    1. Re:Not intended to curtail intentional piracy by palewook · · Score: 1

      You only have x amount of characters when submitting, so it became " Safemedia's CEO Tells Congress He Can Stop P2P" or "Safemedia's CEO Tells Congress He Can Stop illegal P2P." and the 2nd one is way misleading. He said they could stop 100% of the illegal P2P traffic while allowing 100% of the legal, and there was no way to condense that small enough. besides, its a small hook, doesnt point the story or slant it. rest of it, is pretty clear if you read his pdf and the other links.

    2. Re:Not intended to curtail intentional piracy by Chris+Daniel · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but just look at all the other responses ;-) "HAHA OMG U CAN'T STOP THE P2P TRAIN," etc.

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    3. Re:Not intended to curtail intentional piracy by derago · · Score: 0
      Quote from here:

      The only conclusions that can be drawn from these findings are that file sharing programs only serve one purpose: to serve the masses with free, copyrighted material via their networks and users. The only solution to making this free, copyrighted material unavailable to these masses is to eliminate peer-to-peer file sharing programs altogether. ... so much for the "not eliminating P2P altogether" part. If you give them one finger, they are going to want the whole hand.
    4. Re:Not intended to curtail intentional piracy by Chris+Daniel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Want it, yes. Will they get it? Read the testimony. He very, very clearly states that this does not stop BitTorrent or traffic that is encrypted, among other false-positive preventing measures. So no, Clouseau is _not_ intended to eliminate P2P altogether. It is rather intended as a means of assistance toward that end, i.e., making litigation more effective and better targeted. Not to mention a nice cash flow for SafeMedia. Of course they have to sell it as being all-encompassing and bulletproof (you quoted from their sales pitch). Any IT person worth his salt, however, knows nothing is such; the fellow who gave the testimony appears to have no such illusions, and was very straightforward.

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    5. Re:Not intended to curtail intentional piracy by derago · · Score: 0

      ok, thanks for guidng my path to enlightenment, salespeople are scumbags, scumbags that don't know bits from bytes that is ;)

  44. Don't question the magic! by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    technology which is designed to destroy contaminated P2P networks by draining the illegal content of those networks
    How is it going to detect 'contamination' by copyright material? AFAIK there's no watermarking yet. Maybe something like a signature database (ala anti-malware scanners?). Yup, I'd love to see the footprint of that little file.....

    Users simply plug it in the subnet as a bridge and it goes to work without altering their network topology."
    Without changing the logical topology perhaps. The physical topology is altered by introducing a whopping great single-point-of-failure and potential bottleneck.

    will detect and prohibit illegal P2P traffic while allowing the passage of legal P2P such as BitTorrent.
    ...
    "That is why our P2PD implemented in Clouseau never opens any transmission packets. Rather, we monitor the ever-changing and adapting myriad of illegal P2P protocols/networks and continually update our systems to block only these illegal transmissions."

    So... BitTorrent P2P good, other P2P bad?

    It must be using the Evil bit (http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc3514)

    1. Re:Don't question the magic! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think he's just blowing smoke up Congress's ass. Not surprising, as Congress may be inhabited by some of the most idiotic, gullible, dishonest and inherently corrupt people the world has ever known. I mean, we're talking about a building filled with greedy political whores who just lap this kind of shit up.

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    2. Re:Don't question the magic! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      I think he's just blowing smoke up Congress's ass.

      So, would that make his whole presentation on the topic sort of a "smoke and rim job" treatment?

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    3. Re:Don't question the magic! by wtfpgh · · Score: 1

      "The physical topology is altered by introducing a whopping great single-point-of-failure and potential bottleneck." Duh, that's why you have to buy THREE of them!

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    4. Re:Don't question the magic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aparantly the statements of this CEO contradict each other big time ...i'm no notwork wizzard but not "opening packets"?
      is that like not looking at a couple of 'brown packaging paper' bytes in someones 1950's technobrain?
      so perfect for politicians aparently..

  45. Re:Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by CelticWhisper · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's not their product.

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  46. Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was a time-honored tradition at this point.

  47. Uh... dear congressmen (and -women, of course) by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you buy this, I'd have this lovely bridge for sale, great view on the skyline of San Francisco included...

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    1. Re:Uh... dear congressmen (and -women, of course) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a little late - Ted Stevens already sold it to them.

    2. Re:Uh... dear congressmen (and -women, of course) by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      If only it went somewhere useful... like north pole.

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  48. WOW! by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually lying is making a purposefully misleading statement, saying something that is incorrect without knowledge is just being wrong. Wow! You've just explained the perfect rationale behind choosing Dubya as the Republican candidate! I never could figure that one out.

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    1. Re:WOW! by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I voted against Bush FWIW because being wrong about something is, well, wrong. Lying about something is, well, evil. Ignoring that someone else did the same thing because you don't hate them is, well, hypocrisy. Bush and Clinton were either both wrong or both lying and took military action based on that. Dems choose to ignore Clinton and Repubs choose to accept bush independent thinkers realize both were wrong.

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    2. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL Mod bombs away!

    3. Re:WOW! by wheany · · Score: 1

      The discussion deserved to be modbombed. It's yet another argument on the internet the has nothing to do with the Iraq war, yet it degenerated into a "Bu$h sucks" shouting contest. Take your dickwaving somewhere else.

    4. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, undermining the socialism that was the United States (From 1930-1979) was the beginning of all this mess, so a discussion of Reagan should be in order.

    5. Re:WOW! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Ah, yeah.. the 70s were a golden age, what with Vietnam, Watergate, and cocaine. And the 60s were much better.. only race riots and the assassination of a sitting president, one presidential hopeful, Malcom X, and MLK. Of course, the civil rights movement really started in the 50s -- The golden age that brought us widespread DDT use, Duck & Cover, and the Korean War.

      etc., etc...

  49. Remember kids! by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    Only pirates use P2P, only communists use Linux and only hippies use OSX. All of these are gateways to the terrorist lifestyle and the destruction of western civilization.

    1. Re:Remember kids! by haleq · · Score: 1

      the communist comment inspired by steve ballmer? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/07/31/ms_ballmer _linux_is_communism/
      and that is a nice list of sterotypes!

    2. Re:Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So I'm a communist pirate?

    3. Re:Remember kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Arrrr comrade!

    4. Re:Remember kids! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Hippies use OS X? Hippies wrote the GNU tools. We Mac users obviously are Beatniks.

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  50. Does this need by ptr2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    that all contaminated mp3s,movies etc have their evil bit set ???

  51. In great words... by ultramkancool · · Score: 0

    We have a new world to conquer; they have only a lost cause to lose.

  52. Spread toes, insert crayon. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

    KILL CLOUSEAU

    kill clouseau

    Kill Clouseau

    kill clouseau

    KILL CLOUSEAU

    KILL CLOUSEAU

    kill clouseau

    Kill Clouseau

    kill clouseau

    KILL CLOUSEAU

    Kill Clouseau

  53. Re:Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destructi by Chris+Daniel · · Score: 1

    What do you think will happen once they 'shape' a WoW patch
    Well, first of all, I believe WoW patches are done via BitTorrent. The testimony specifically states that the technology does not target BitTorrent. This is about keeping users from unintentionally sharing their copyrighted material via P2P networks like Kazaa.
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  54. Link to RFC... by msauve · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a link to RFC 3514, for those wondering about this.

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  55. Re:Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Considering the implications, I'd say yes, far better.

    Then again, considering the way the mafiaa works...

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  56. Funny you should say that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to do a double take after misreading the CEOs name as "sweaty fanny".

  57. Re:Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destructi by Broken+scope · · Score: 1

    3 days. I know people who sit and watch the patch download, no matter the size no matter how long it takes for it to start. I only added to your joke in the end. Lucky you, I don't get a cube, I have a huge piece of spray foam that was used for packing a test module in a shipping box and a work bench. I'm not even allowed to sulk.... then they get out the whips.

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  58. Got a bad feeling about this by rlp · · Score: 1

    Let's hope Congress doesn't mandate this snake oil for any Universities 'receiving Federal funds'.

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  59. Let's destroy it in order to save it by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Gee where have I heard that before, Robert McNamara?

  60. Re:Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ed Felten wondered the same: see is Safemedia a parody?

  61. I can stop P2P too! by rlp · · Score: 1

    Don't even need software to do it, just a backhoe.

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  62. Re:Sounds like a perfect WMND (..network destructi by MeanderingMind · · Score: 1

    Personally what scares me is the amount of vitriol spewed when the servers aren't up 2 minutes after the exact moment they should have been.

    3 days? I can't even begin to imagine the horror.

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  63. The END ALL to piracy by NIN1385 · · Score: 0

    I have the best solution for stopping piracy. Stop over charging. THE END

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  64. For a good time, read his testimony by DarthTeufel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seriously... read his freaking testimony... Some highlights from it. Our nation is in trouble. Regarding Clouseau's features o Network Invisibility - Clouseau operates in a stealth mode when performing P2P filtering. This feature allows the appliance to be completely invisible to attacks that may be launched on the device. (uhhhh Sony Rootkit part 2?) How does Clouseau work? I will do my best to explain in layman's terms the following technologies utilized by Clouseau: Adaptive Finger Printing and DNA Markers - SafeMedia's filtering system utilizes proprietary finger printing techniques to identify specific P2P clients/protocols. By using these DNA markers, Clouseau is able to uniquely identify whether a packet is part of a P2P transaction or regular internet traffic. By studying the details in-depth, SafeMedia is able to avoid false-positives. Adaptive Network Patterns - Not all protocols can be easily identified with single packets. As such, Clouseau® is able to monitor packet flows and adapt its filtering based on what it has already seen and now sees. This extensible system utilizes a technique called experience libraries. Experience Libraries - P2P clients and protocols will change every day. The process of adapting to this change and constantly being updated with the latest knowledge of such clients/protocols is the responsibility of the experience library. SafeMedia's network operations trains these libraries with new patterns and DNA markers and push these new libraries to Clouseau" units out in the field. Update - No P2P filtering appliance will function without constant updates. All of the methods described above are constantly evolving and SafeMedia utilizes the Akamai network to push new updates through the internet Using a highly scalable network such as Akamai allows SafeMedia to offload the deployment of updates to a well-established content-distribution network.

    1. Re:For a good time, read his testimony by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      Errr... that description makes the "solution" look strikingly like an appliance with bridged ethernet connections (so, it can't be addressed directly) running snort with a rule set that targets P2P-type traffic, no?

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    2. Re:For a good time, read his testimony by SaDan · · Score: 1

      Someone should dig into this and see if there are any GPL'd bits that need to be disclosed.

      Fortinet has a product that operates in a similar fashion (FortiGate systems). Fortinet was busted for GPL violations in April of 2005.

  65. It's the Anti-PeerGuardian by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    It sounds just like Peer Guardian, except it uses PG's block list as an allow list, and vice versa...

  66. Blocks what?? by HydroPhonic · · Score: 1

    What does it mean for a protocol/network to be illegal?!

  67. Quote from the SafeMedia website by guruevi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not in any particular order, lots of blah cut out:

    Virtually everyone who uses file sharing programs appear to use them exclusively to download infringing files.

    The only solution to making this free, copyrighted material unavailable to these masses is to eliminate peer-to-peer file sharing programs altogether.

    There is not and will almost never be a legitimate business or governmental justification for use of file sharing programs.

    Mission Statement

    SafeMedia's Coalition Against Internet Piracy (CAIP) is committed to increasing the understanding of the negative impact of Internet Piracy and advocating for the successful implementation of "Clouseau(TM)" by working with Congress and the administration; Departments of Justice, Commerce, and Education; and Copyright Holders and their Associations, Unions, and Organizations to drive greater government-wide efforts to address the serious issue of Internet piracy and the violation of the copyright laws and to recognize that there is now a solution (Clouseau(TM)) to the serious unresolved issue of Internet Piracy.


    Mmm... RIAA shill? Just block everything that it can't recognize? Basically a way to push their personal firewall application to have it installed by law? They can't sell enough of their product by themselves?

    Coalition Goals

    As Congress and copyright holders are in a stand-still watching the erosion of copyright laws, SafeMedia product solutions must emerge as the technological solutions to a political, legal, and social problem created by technology advancement.


    Somehow, those persons sound a lot like Hitler. The erosion of copyright law is not in the consumers advantage. With the current status of DRM, DMCA etc, the spirit of the copyright law does indeed get eroded and congress doesn't do anything about it. We as customers are duped by stupid businesses that don't want to change the way they work.

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  68. Snake Oil by Joebert · · Score: 1

    If Tax Dollars get wasted on this I'm going to crack, I swear.

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    1. Re:Snake Oil by Megatronium · · Score: 0

      Yup, I hear that crack is a lot safer than the Internet these days.

  69. creepy stuff from their site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The only conclusions that can be drawn from these findings are that file sharing programs only serve one purpose: to serve the masses with free, copyrighted material via their networks and users. The only solution to making this free, copyrighted material unavailable to these masses is to eliminate peer-to-peer file sharing programs altogether."

    http://www.safemediacorp.com/Internet-Piracy/Dirty -Little-Secret.asp

  70. Re:Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Clouseau was a terrible detective"

    I thought the same thing. It's like using the Rocky theme "Gonna Fly Now" during a sporting event. Rocky lost that one, folks. Playing that song in support of your team is the musical equivalent of loser talk.

  71. Yes, but that's what it's about. by twitter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I Can Stop Democracy

    If you can't have democracy without a free press, the above is correct. Destroying the internet won't stop "piracy", kiddie porn, or any of the other horsemen of the infopocolypse, it will only protect the corrupt from the truth. "traffic-shaping systems and network-filtering systems that can destroy contaminated P2P networks" are all the rage in China, and they could care less about music and movie sales. The free flow of information on the internet is starting to take it's toll on government and corporate propaganda. That free flow is the target of this and other attacks on the internet, because it makes corruption harder.

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    1. Re:Yes, but that's what it's about. by Iconwolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would be useful if you used a legitimate source to make your point, and not an "obvious parody" http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20070606/105850.s html#comments By the way, the "obvious parody" isn't my claim, it's the claim made by the actual author who wrote that Whitacre skit during his rebuttal in the comments section of the Techdirt story. Of course the fact that I've seen numerous instances of this story being referenced in Slashdot, Digg, Crooks & Liars, and a few other sites as if it were legitimate suggests what is "obvious" to him must not be quite so obvious to most other people.

    2. Re:Yes, but that's what it's about. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one word. "Anonet", encrypt the whole interweeb.

  72. "I Guarantee Victory" by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    That's always worked out so well for everyone who's ever said it in the past.

  73. Isn't the US Military 88% Republican/Conservative? by FatSean · · Score: 1

    I thought that this was the case. Only 12% of the entire Military could consider themselves 'democrat' or 'liberal'.

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  74. With that name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...how did he manage to arrive to Washington? By bus?

  75. Down with P2P by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    Congress must be pissed off at every gamer that plays an RTS or something?

  76. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canute states he will shortly be pushing back the waves.

  77. Was Not A Witness by El+Kevbo · · Score: 1

    Unless I'm mistaken, this person wasn't on the witness list for the "The Role of Technology in Reducing Illegal Filesharing: A University Perspective" hearing. The witnesses are not only listed on the website but also in the Hearing Charter. I've watched the entire hearing (there's a link to a Real stream on the website) and Safwat Fahmy was not in the video that I watched.

    Am I missing something? Am I looking at the wrong hearing? Or did this person simply write a letter to congress and we've now given him and his company lots of free press?

  78. The Pink Panther on P2P security... by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    Why they would even consider using Clouseau as a name for security/investigation software is beyond me. If I wanted to encourage sales of a security product I wouldn't name it after a bungling detective who got things done haphazardly and by chance.

    Oh wait.. maybe there is a hint of truth to the name, maybe it jsut finds files by chance too...

    "...never opens packets to determine file legality..."

    Side tidbit for those wondering who Clouseau is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspector_Clouseau

    1. Re:The Pink Panther on P2P security... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Why they would even consider using Clouseau as a name for security/investigation software is beyond me.
      Because people like you and I aren't their target audience and thus the name is not intended to appeal to us.

      They're target audience is the clueless CTO/CIO's who accept whatever $IT_DIRECTORS_PUBLICATION tells them as fact. They are using a well recognised name associated with something that their target audience enjoyed (the actual meaning of the name is inconsequential as they are pandering to the uninformed who only associate the pink panther with an enjoyable comedy). It's snake oil and the salesmen know it, so their marketing is adjusted accordingly.
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  79. I've got a better solution by jimicus · · Score: 1

    And this doesn't require expensive snake oil - just your existing firewall.

    Block everything in both directions.

    Then, allow what you need from where you need it. Example: Your web proxy can be granted access to port 80 going out, your mail relay can be granted access to port 25 etc etc.

    This has the added bonus that you probably won't have to go around frantically patching holes when the Next Big Scary Thing comes about.

    Granted, it means you'll have to understand what the hell you're doing, but any half-competent admin looking to solve a problem shouldn't be put off by that.

  80. Careful with those Acronyms by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Congress, P2P could mean Pay to Play and is an integral part of many gov't subcontracts.

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  81. stop p2p? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Well, there goes 99% of the internet use.

    If you want to get really technical even email is traffic between 2 'peers'...

    And besides, who died and made him king? The last thing i downloaded sing those 'evil p2p things' was the OO alpha for mac, and the last i heard that was legal.

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  82. Joke? by locokamil · · Score: 3, Funny

    The folks over at Freedom to Tinker seem to think Safemedia is an elaborate hoax.

    On the other hand, its CEO is testifying in front of Congress...

    1. Re:Joke? by timmarhy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      tell people what they want to hear and you'll have no problem getting them to listen. congress wants this whole copyright infringment/p2p thing to go away. they don't understand and don't want to, and this guy is telling them what they want to hear.

      problem is he's totally full of fucking crap.

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  83. an alternative method by blhack · · Score: 1

    I know this would be nasty and whatnot, but why don't they just D-DOS the trackers for torrent networks, kill of a few of the big NNTP servers, knock our some IRC servers etc.....We're talking about people with nearly unlimited funds here (the mafRIAA). I mean, just lobby congress to allow it, and make it happen. Stop biatching that all P2P is t3h evil, and knock out what really is the thorn in the side of a big chunk of the internets.

    Lets face it people, this would really be better for all of us. The way that big governments have been able to stick their noses into OUR freaking networks has been because we are all supposedly these evil murdering pirates. Illegal file trading quiets down for a little bit, and maybe the government might start leaning a little bit back towards our side of things. The big mucky mucks in washington don't know much, if anything, about the way that packet switched networks operate... but there IS somebody willing to educate them on the subject. Do we really want MAFRIAA henchmen doing the training?

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  84. lol by stonedcat · · Score: 0

    I love how you can't comment on their "blog".

    Saves them from the opinions of millions of folks who know this is gayer than the DMCA.

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  85. Re:Congress? WHY WAS HE MODDED DOWN?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, one other poster posted the same thing I am about to:

    http://politics.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=23758 7&cid=19416181

    Who the heck modded this person down as a troll, when all they are doing, is telling it how it REALLY is!

    (And, how it is @ a hefty sum of $275 million a day on a war (probably more) & for what? Killing our soldiers, AND You guessed it, and so did the poster I am replying to (see url above) - CORPORATE AMERICA RAKING IN MONIES VIA THEIR PUPPETS IN GOV'T. IN THE U.S.A., today).

    The mod who modded him down has to be a republican... either that, because I am no '/. expert', it was some other dork who had mod points that is a republican, & modded him down.

  86. I think.. by spaxxor · · Score: 1

    it's about time to dust off montey python..... (clears throat) *insert outrageous French accent here* I wave my private parts at your auntie, so go boil your bottom you son of an English bed wetter!!

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  87. Re:Clouseau? What an odd choice for names. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Playing that song in support of your team is the musical equivalent of loser talk.

    But it does mean you hope to win in the next 4 seasons! And then try to make a ridiculous come back from retirement twenty years later, I guess...

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  88. Uh huh... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    Time to bust out WASTE I guess... there's no way in hell you can seperate illegal from legal behavior with that protocol. Unless you also want to block VPN access.

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  89. Who is Safwat Fahmy by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was under the impression that people who testify in front of Congress are authorities in their field.

    So one may think that this Safwat Fahmy is an authority in the field.

    Absolutely not. This person has not published a single document in any single respectable publication venue (including academic ones).

    A simple google search reveals that he has not been involved in any important project and his only previous experience in Information Technology was founding an utterly failed company called WiZnet. That company produced nothing but a site which is nothing more than an electric-electronics product.

    Hey Congress, what about inviting people like V. Cerf, D. Clark, and tens of others successful academics and businessmen to clarify to you how the Internet and its tubes works? Even Bram Cohen would be a much more appropriate person for the task.

    And we expect this bunch of amateur, gullible, uninformed, corrupted bunch of representatives to solve the much more complicated Middle Eastern problems? sigh ...

    Good thing, the US was not governed by such an incompetent bunch in the second half of the 20th century, or we would all be dead or forced to be Nazis of Stalinist Communists by now.

  90. Re:It is Illegal to tell the truth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may want to consider that it is ILLEGAL for any U. S. President, Senator, Congress or Judge to tell the truth.
    The same applies to any member of the UK government.

    The National Security Act of 1947 which was passed by a Democrat congress.
    http://www.intelligence.gov/0-natsecact_1947.shtml

    The Espionage Act of 1917
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Espionage_Act_of_1917

    The UK is even worse with its Official Secrets Act original version 1910.

  91. Linux Bandwidth Arbitrator by puddnhead7 · · Score: 1

    How much do you want bet that if you took a look at the code under the hood, you'd find sections stolen from here: http://www.bandwidtharbitrator.com/

  92. This will never work, by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Even if their product will do as advertised, ISP's will not install it. In Australia ISP's have different pricing schemes for different download quota's (Technically it is unlimited but you are shaped after x GB's depending on your plan) a 4 GB download limit is on average AU$40 whilst a 60 GB limit is on average AU$90. If all you are doing is browsing the web you will never reach the 4 GB limit and so ISP's will never make any money as there is a nil profit margin on the low download plans. They only really exist to get you hooked on high speed downloads and then get you to upgrade plans.

    The market will also help sort this one out, if ISP A (lets call them Telstra) and ISP B (lets call them iinet) put in this filtering but ISP C (lets call them Amcom) doesn't, this will propagate amongst the Internet community of australia pretty fast, subscriptions will rise on ISP C and drop on ISP A and B as it is illegal in australia to prevent your customers from leaving (disconnection fee's, lock in contracts, limited monopolies) so you will only have to pay for two things 1. the connection fee (waived on 24 month contracts) 2. hardware (discounts are given on 24 month contracts) and in no way can they force you to pay for the remainder of the contract after termination.

    There are different rules for mobile phones of course, but that another rant entirely.

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  93. Attention..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Not only can he stop P2P, cure cancer, teach your dog Latin, and leap tall buildings in a single bound, but he also has a really cool bridge in San Francisco to sell you!

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  94. A Suggestion..... by flyneye · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Perhaps Safwat Fahmy shouldn't have been granted a visa.
    We don't need immigrants who subtract from rather than add to freedom and privacy.
    If this is indicitive of the quality of immigrants we allow in and for these reasons,it's time to close the borders.
      Safwat Fahmy,GO HOME! Your thin misguided purpose has no solution,let alone one that supports freedom,people or addresses
    illegal,non constitutional,congressionally bribed copyright.
    Pack up your towel and GO HOME!

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  95. FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, you're mother sounds kinda geeky
     
    I'll give you a point for at least trying to use a word other than 'your', unfortunately in this instance it would have been correct. You FAIL.

  96. Was "Clouseau" *really* the best name for this? by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Inspector "Clouseau" the bumbling, totally incompentent detective from The Pink Panther movies? That's the name they pick for software which is supposed to enforce copyright law?

    Well, let's hope it proves more effective then their Image Identification System, "Magoo".

  97. Terminate with prejudice by xixax · · Score: 1

    If the targets are sufficiently obliterated there's no way you can prove that they *weren't* engaged in nefarious activities.

    If they weren't terrorists, they wouldn't have towels on their heads, now would they?

    Xix.

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