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How Would You Define a Planet?

It doesn't come easy asks: "The argument over the definition of a planet continues. So far, two definitions are favored but without much consensus so far: base the definition of a planet simply on an object's size. Pluto would be near the lower limit and the newly discovered Kuiper Belt objects could also qualify, giving us 10 or 11 planets so far; or define the single dominant body in its immediate neighborhood as the only qualifying object for planetary status. If no one body dominated (such as the millions of individual asteroids in the asteroid belt) then none would qualify for planetary status. In this case Pluto would be disqualified (Neptune would be the dominant body in Pluto's region of space), and the newly discovered Kuiper Belt objects would also fail to qualify. The International Astronomical Union (IAU) working group charged with pinning down the definition of a planet may vote on the proposals within the next two weeks (or they may decide to start all over again with something new). Maybe Slashdot readers can give them some help. How would you define a planet?"

410 comments

  1. anything with a roman god name by DarkProphet · · Score: 3, Funny

    sounds good enough for me ;-)

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    1. Re:anything with a roman god name by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, well, looks like Earth is shit outta luck.

      KFG

    2. Re:anything with a roman god name by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      "Earth"s real name is Terra - the personified Roman goddess of the earth. She is also a fertility goddess, known as Bona Dea.

    3. Re:anything with a roman god name by kfg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Terra Mater (Mother Earth)is not commonly held to be the same as the Goddess Bona Dea (Fauna). They would typically have seperate shrines, often in the same area, built by the same people. One is a personification of Earth itself, the other of living things. Of course here and there the lines might well blur.

      I am fauna, but not terra. The child, but not the mother. I come from, but do not share identity.

      In any case, the current official name of the earth is Earth, which is Germanic.

      http://seds.lpl.arizona.edu/nineplanets/nineplanet s/earth.html

      KFG

    4. Re:anything with a roman god name by /ASCII · · Score: 1

      Here is my definition: Anything bigger than Rosanne Barr that isn't on fire is a planet.

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    5. Re:anything with a roman god name by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      What happened to Tellus?

    6. Re:anything with a roman god name by ParnBR · · Score: 1

      Most people in Brazil call this planet Terra. Those who use Earth are just a minority... :)

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    7. Re:anything with a roman god name by kfg · · Score: 1

      God, The Lord, Yahwe, Jehovah, Holy Father, The Trinity, Allah.

      The same devine entity may go by many epithets, for many reasons, even today.

      KFG

    8. Re:anything with a roman god name by kfg · · Score: 1

      Ah, but we're not talking about what people call it. We're talking about its name.

      KFG

    9. Re:anything with a roman god name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, even your link says that "Terra" is the name of Earth; right below the giant picture...

    10. Re:anything with a roman god name by kfg · · Score: 1

      That says its name is Sol III.

      KFG

    11. Re:anything with a roman god name by Arker · · Score: 1

      On just what criteria do you solemly pronounce Earth as the planets 'real name?' Are you saying all the other names she has, both in English and other languages all around the world, are somehow fake names?

      Anyway, Earth is also a God(dess) name, cognate to the Swedish 'Jord' who was, as the tales go, was the daughter of Night and the mother of Thor, one of whose titles was 'earth-born' or son of the earth.

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    12. Re:anything with a roman god name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ParnBR was probably pointing out "Earth" is the official name only *in English*. In Portuguese it's Terra. In Spanish is Tierra. "Earth" is not the universal name for this planet.

    13. Re:anything with a roman god name by kfg · · Score: 1

      I entered this thread with a silly joke in response to a silly joke, ergo my defense of the joke is also silly.

      It might be interesting to know just what all of the "universal" names for our planet are, no? I doubt any "people" orbiting 51 Pegasi would agree with the "official" name of their sun.

      KFG

    14. Re:anything with a roman god name by ThJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Norwegian, this planet's official name is Jorden (pron. YOOR-enn), from "jord" (earth, mold). The -en suffix is the determinator, making the word translate as "The Earth". It's interesting to note that "Earth" derives from Old English "eorthe" (pron. yorth), which is starting to sound an awful lot like "yoord", the literal pronounciation of "jord" if you don't mute the D. This is probably a lot of speculation on my part, but still. ;)

    15. Re:anything with a roman god name by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "I doubt any "people" orbiting 51 Pegasi would agree with the "official" name of their sun."

      In much the same way English people don't appreciate it when folks from Francais call their home planet Angleterre!

    16. Re:anything with a roman god name by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

      gee, by your definition astrologist will have a lot more data to compute. And quite some new 'houses' to take into account: kfc, mcd, etc!

    17. Re:anything with a roman god name by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      Does that translate to "folks from French call their home planet England"? So, bad grammer, and we English have big enough egos as it is... elevating our status to "planet" won't help.

    18. Re:anything with a roman god name by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It's interesting to note that "Earth" derives from Old English "eorthe" (pron. yorth), which is starting to sound an awful lot like "yoord", the literal pronounciation of "jord" if you don't mute the D.

      Wow, almost like English and Norwegian come from the same language family or something!

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    19. Re:anything with a roman god name by empaler · · Score: 1

      Det er jo fordi vi tævede anglerne omkring sidste årtusindeskifte... The ancient Norse tongue actually had a lot of effect on the English language; many one- or two-syllable words have directly evolved from Norse. A good example would be 'sky', which is descended from the same Norse word for cloud.

    20. Re:anything with a roman god name by ThJ · · Score: 1

      Norwegian belongs to the Germanic language family, like English, so that would actually be true. ;-)

    21. Re:anything with a roman god name by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "So, bad grammer"

      Actually it was the beer. I even previewed the post several times, making massive corrections each time, but it still came out like crap.

      Thanks beer!

  2. Dude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A planet is, like, one of those rocky things that goes around the sun... oh wait Jupiter is gas. Ok, it has to be like big and shit. It can't be a star though. Ok lets say 1,000km diameter minimum. If it's 1000km diameter or more, and it orbits a star, but it's not a star itself, it's a planet.

    There. I just settled what thousands of "smart" astronomers with their "Ph. D's" can't figure out.

    Pass the bong man...

    1. Re:Dude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume you are correct. However other people might not agree with you. Hence the problem.

    2. Re:Dude... by Tatarize · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think we should just drop the name. It can still exist, but not in a scientific context. We just go with MVEMJSUNP as "planets" and make up words with given definitions before we start trying to apply them them to things.

      BOOS: Big Objects Orbiting Star.
      BOOBOOS: Big Objects Orbiting Big Objects Orbiting Star.
      LOOS: Little Objects Orbiting Star.
      FOSC: Floating Outer Space Crap.
      Planet: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.

      Oh, and since I know you'll ask the difference between a BOOS and a LOOS is that a BOOS is large enough that it's own gravity keeps it roughly spherical.

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    3. Re:Dude... by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      And how rough is the rough in roughly spherical?

      *grins and ducks out the door*

    4. Re:Dude... by zentigger · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you missed a really important one:

      Big Objects Orbiting Binary Stars... /ducks

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    5. Re:Dude... by davmoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      We also need BFR..."Big Fucking Rock".

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    6. Re:Dude... by Tatarize · · Score: 1

      BFR are either LOOS LOOBOOS or FOSC. Depending what they are doing.

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    7. Re:Dude... by floron · · Score: 1, Funny

      aw, i loove that baand.

    8. Re:Dude... by EZLeeAmused · · Score: 1

      Can't use this one, because it leads to recursion. Sometimes B.O.O.B.S actually make stars.

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    9. Re:Dude... by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      You'd need LOOBOOS in order to take into account the moons of Mars, which are not large enough to maintain a spherical shape.

  3. Shape and orbit by Belseth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The obvious conditions are round shape and orbits the sun. Size is somewhat subjective although to have a round shape it would have to be above a certain mass.

    1. Re:Shape and orbit by rm999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thats an observational definition (all the planets are round, so that makes a good definition) but like all definitions of planets that have been so far this produces problems. A couple I can think of:

      1. We will have to define round. This is a gray scale, and picking what "round" is will create controversy too. For example, how rough can the surface be? How oval can it be (even the earth isn't a sphere).
      2. What about a baseball orbiting the sun? You need some sort of size requirement. The more liquidy a substance, the more easily it will become round at smaller sizes.

      I don't mean to put down your definition - I actually like it - just pointing out that nothing is obvious in this debate.

    2. Re:Shape and orbit by slavemowgli · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Round shape pretty much depends on size only, yes; the bigger an object is, the smoother it'll always be (which is why the highest mountain on Earth is less than 9 km above sea level, while on Mars, which is smaller than Earth, it's more than 27 km). However, pretty much everything that's bigger than an asteroid will have a more or less round shape overall, so that's a non-criterion.

      A better idea that I've heard being discussed would be to abandon the term "planet" altogether and instead label objects according to their characteristics - so Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars would be "earth-likes", Jupitur, Saturn, Neptun and Uranus would be "gas giants", and Pluto, Sedna etc. would be - for example - "ice dwarves". "Large Kuiper belt objects" (LKBOs?) would also be a good term, of course, but "ice dwarves" could probably be applied to objects in other solar systems more easily, as it doesn't rely on the existence of a Kuiper belt to define the objects being talked about.

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    3. Re:Shape and orbit by tool462 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is what always made the most sense to me as well. Not massive enough to be roughly spherical? Then it's an asteroid or comet. Planets orbit a star. Satelites/moons orbit a planet. I suppose it could get trickier if you have planetoids orbiting each other with their center of mass orbiting a star (which one is the moon and which the planet? Are they both planets? Both moons?), but I imagine a suitable name could be created to describe this seemingly rare condition.

    4. Re:Shape and orbit by Belseth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A baseball isn't a naturally occuring object. There obviously would have to be some limitations set as to what defines a round body since perfectly round is impossible. The round shape more defines a given mass. Low mass objects can be fairly large and still not be round but above a certain mass the gravity tends to form round shapes. It has to be a definition of mass and orbit since even composition brings up issues. Half the planets in our system aren't rocky and everyone seems to agree gas giants are planets. Are large gas clouds planets? There needs to be a mass range given as a ceiling for gas giants as you enter brown dwarf territory at a certain point. Exact definitions are subjective but general ones should be easy enough. After mass and orbits are definated simply live with the result. scientifically splitting hairs is pointless. Condensed objects vary from asteroids and comets to suns and everything in between. Size, shape, composition and orbit are the defining factors but there will always be close but no cigar objects. The line between will always be arbitary. Say it's .25 earth mass but a new object is found that is .2499999999 earth mass, is it a planet? No based on the definition. The line between a large object orbiting the sun and a planet will always be arbitary.

    5. Re:Shape and orbit by coaxial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well "round" is would be ellipsoid, since a sphere is just a special case of an ellipsoid. The roughness wouldn't be that much, since if it's too rough, it wouldn't be an ellipsoid! :) Solving your "baseball" problem is equally easy. The object must have enough mass that its own gravity forces it into an ellipsoid. A baseball doesn't have enough mass, so it it's not a planet.

    6. Re:Shape and orbit by ajwitte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The 'mutually orbiting planetoids' situation is a perfect description of Pluto. Actually, "the Pluto/Charon system" would be a better name, since it behaves as you described.

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    7. Re:Shape and orbit by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      Duh, its a binary planet system.

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    8. Re:Shape and orbit by rm999 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Exact definitions are subjective but general ones should be easy enough"

      Yes, exact definitions are subjective (and impossible). The problem in the first place was general definitions. We have generally defined planets as a large object orbiting a star. But this has only led us into problems and "scientifically splitting hairs."

      I guess the lesson is if we can't define a planet, it doesn't really matter what a planet is. After all, "planet" is just a label. There realistically isn't a whole lot in common with Jupiter and the Earth, so why place them into the same category?

    9. Re:Shape and orbit by Noco · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, except all planet/moon systems currently orbit a center of mass that is not at the center of either body. The Earth and Moon both orbit a center of mass point. It happens that due to the masses of each, and their distance apart that the center of mass of the system is somewhere beneath the Earth's surface, but not at the center of the Earth. I gather that you are thinking of systems where the center of mass is not within either body. This seems arbitrary scientifically, but understandable in a common sense sort of way.

      Here is the Wikipedia's entry for Barycenter, with some helpful diagrams illustrating the concept.

    10. Re:Shape and orbit by shokk · · Score: 1

      or define the single dominant body in its immediate neighborhood as the only qualifying object for planetary status

      Neptune would be the dominant body in Pluto's region of space


      I'm just wondering how they consider Neptune the dominant object in Pluto's section of space. Check out these facts...

      1. Pluto is a very long way from the Sun. Its average distance from the Sun is over 6 billion kilometers. The closest Pluto gets to the Sun is over 4.3 billion kilometers., and the furthest away it gets is over 7.2 billion kilometers. From Pluto,

      2. Neptune is a very long way away from the Sun. Its average distance from the Sun is almost 4.5 billion kilometers, or over thirty times the distance from Earth to the Sun. The orbit, or path, Neptune follows around the Sun is almost a perfect circle. The closest Neptune gets to the Sun is about 4.3 billion kilometers., and the furthest away it gets is a little over 4.6 billion kilometers. Neptune is about 49500 kilometers wide.

      3. The average distance of Uranus from the Sun is about 3 billion kilometers. It is about 51800 kilometers wide.

      This means Neptune and Pluto are 1.5 billion kilometers away using average distances. With Uranus an average of 3 billion kilometers away from the sun, that puts it as far away from Neptune as Pluto, again on average. Someone needs to do a planetwalk to get an idea of the scale of things. I wouldn't say Pluto is in the neighborhood of Neptune any more than I would say Mars is in the neighborhood of Mercury. BTW, Sedna and 2003 EL61 aren't in the neighborhood of Pluto either. See here for scales.
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    11. Re:Shape and orbit by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      how about a binary large-rock system?

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    12. Re:Shape and orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, even if you scaled an average baseball to Earth porportions, I'd say that on average, it would be rougher than the Earth.

    13. Re:Shape and orbit by zsau · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mars has a sea-level? I don't mean to sound overcorrect or anything, but isn't the comparison you draw inaccurate? If you got rid of all the water from Earth and tried making a comparable measurement you might find that the tallest mountain on Earth was more than 9 km off the replacement for sealevel, I would've thought. I doubt it'd increase three times, though; but what I'm more saying is how comparable are the two figures? (I really don't know; it might be that the sea is only a hundred metres deep on average and that make the 9 km 9.1 km, which really is still 9 km...)

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    14. Re:Shape and orbit by skwirlmaster · · Score: 1

      The reason that Neptune and Pluto are in the same "neighborhood" is because Pluto's orbit crosses Neptune's.

      The fact that pluto behaves more like an asteroid than a planet also throws into the light the need to reclasify what is a planet, or better still come up with several classifications. Personally, I think the classifying objects into planets and not is pointless. They all orbit the Sun, and I'm sure the Sun loves all its children equaly.

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    15. Re:Shape and orbit by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      Assuming you're applying the similar criteria to moons (round and orbits a planet), that would rule out Mars's moons Phobos and Deimos. Just thought I'd point that out.

      A lot of the "new" definitions one sees seem hellbent on maintaining the status quo; giving us the same 9 planets we've always had. Is that really important? So the schoolkids will have to learn a few new names; big deal. Maybe we can finally drill it into peoples' heads that science is a process and not a destination.

      If there isn't a terribly scientific need to classify celestial objects based on roundness, then don't.

    16. Re:Shape and orbit by ajwitte · · Score: 1

      Except in very unusual circumstances, it should be pretty easy to tell whether a point is inside or outside of a body. That seems like about the least arbitrary distinction you can make between a 'binary planet system' and a 'planet/moon system'. Assuming you want to make such a distinction - and since the main question here is "what should we call a planet?" someone wants to have criteria for planet-ness. In that case it's important to be able to tell a moon from a planet.

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    17. Re:Shape and orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The term planet originally meant "wanderer", i.e., it orbited the sun and was big enough to see. So the term planet started with an observational definition. We just need to update it so it's still useful.

      I suggest the following criteria, based on common expectations of what a planet is.

      1. massive enough that it's own gravity forces it into a spheroid. This starts around Ceres's mass.

      2. 'mostly' non-gas in composition. If it's mostly gas, it's on the stellar track, but this could be replaced by a mass limit too, about 75 times Jupiter's mass.

      This increases the number of planets quite a bit, we could break this further down into planetoids (not massive enough to retain a significant atmosphere), and planets (massive enough to retain a significant atmosphere). This would promote Titan, but I'm okay with that. (Mercury is more massive than Titan, I didn't say a planet had to have an atmosphere, just that it had to be massive enough to have one.)

    18. Re:Shape and orbit by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      I'm not positive, but i think they have a sort of sea-level equivalent worked out for Mars. Maybe several competing ones, i don't know. I remember reading that they did have some reference point (or two or three), though, maybe based on some kind of average, which is how they measure those mountains.

    19. Re:Shape and orbit by Mozk · · Score: 1

      Why does it have to orbit the sun? Can't there be planets somewhere other than our solar system? Do they even have to be in a solar system?

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    20. Re:Shape and orbit by skelly33 · · Score: 1

      I agree that the first statement leaves a bit to interpretation, but that some of the ambiuguity can be removed to improve its application: My personal definition: "Any spacial body massive enough to pull itself into a generally symetrically curved shape which orbits a star, remnant or drifts freely, and which is not itself a star or remnant." * Surface texture (moutains, abysses, etc) should not be a consideration when assessing the general shape of the body. This disqualifies big "pear-shaped" asteroids, etc from being planets because they are not massive enough to pull them selves into symmetry under their own gravitation. * Moons like that of Earth would be disqualified as a planet while it orbits th Earth because it is not drifting or orbiting a star - it's orbiting the Earth. If it were "set free" however I could conceive of something as small as our moon being a planetoid because it meets the other criteria. I don't see any reason that it would have to have a minimum sized equator in order to qualify for planet status and for this reason I shake my head in dismay anytime someone claims that Pluto isn't a planet. Anyway, that's my humble opinion on it. Cool topic! :-)

    21. Re:Shape and orbit by gronofer · · Score: 1

      What if a planet was ejected from its star, so that it was travelling through the galaxy independently. What would it be called now?

    22. Re:Shape and orbit by gronofer · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. It's all very well allowing the general public to retain the "9 planets" idea that's been around for a few generations, but how do you explain to schoolkids that there are 9 planets, but also other similar objects that are in some cases even larger than the smallest planet but which aren't really planets? How does it make astronomers look?

    23. Re:Shape and orbit by gronofer · · Score: 1

      It should be possible to give an object a name, describing what it is, regardless of what orbit it's in. A star is still a star when it orbits another star.

    24. Re:Shape and orbit by marco0009 · · Score: 1

      Round can be easily defined as all points (in this case approximately) equidistant from a central point. Perhaps we could judge the % allowance outside of the equidistant range based on radius?

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    25. Re:Shape and orbit by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      "Dark Matter"

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    26. Re:Shape and orbit by mabraham · · Score: 1

      The lowest point on the Earth's surface is in the Marianas Trench, which is much deeper (2x maybe 3x?) below sea level than Everest is higher than sea level. That starts making Everest comparable with the Martian hills.

    27. Re:Shape and orbit by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      Rogue Planet? Big rock? It would just be a large dead rock/ice body - any atmostphere would have frozen away, so you could have a body much large than earth but with no atmosphere... that probably doesn't effect the definition, but it's interesting.

    28. Re:Shape and orbit by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      On earth, we have two things which serve to limit mountain elevation:

      A) Badass weathering and erosion. More weathering than most other planets.

      B) Tectonic Plate movement.

      Mars has one bigass volcano because there is no plate movement. For millions of years it has remained in the same spot, growing ever higher and higher. Compare that to Hawaii, which is a chain of islands precisely because our plates move, and thus don't have the chance to get truly monstrous in height over the same length of time.

      This is not to say that Mars doesn't have erosion - it does, an we're pretty sure that it's still going on. But water, ice and plants do a lot of damage to our rocks, all things that Mars doesn't really have a lot of.

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    29. Re:Shape and orbit by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'd also say that it has to orbit a sun. Dual/twin planets would be defined by center-point of orbit. If the center of orbit is within one of the objects, then the other is a moon. If not, then it's a binary(etc) formation.

      You have the whole problem that people want to keep pluto as a planet, while not promoting the 'riff-raff' in the asteroid belts.

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    30. Re:Shape and orbit by SamSim · · Score: 1

      I think the simplest way to solve #1 and #2 would be to take away the "enough mass to be round" and just set a simple mass threshold. I get a planet as being anything satisfying:

      1. Mass above a certain threshold. I would call this PRECISELY Pluto's mass, as it means Pluto is empirically a planet (as it always has been) but hopefully there are no tenth planets. (Not sure if asteroids heavier than Pluto exist or not...)
      2. Mass below the threshold of nuclear fusion (~0.084 solar masses)
      3. Primary gravitational influence on the object is a star/post-star or collection of stars, where "star" is defined elsewhere...

      This definition includes all existing planets and nothing else (I think). Objects not satisfying #1 are most likely comets, asteroids or moons. Those not satisfying #2 are stars or post-stars (e.g. black holes). Those not satisfying #3 would be moons.

      This definition includes wandering planets, whose primary gravitational influences are still nearby stars and/or the gravity of the collection of stars known as the Milky Way, planets of binary systems, etc. Anybody see where it falls short?

      The other way to do it would be to say "The IAU says what's a planet and what isn't, end of story."

      There's a third way I just thought of. Call anything natural orbiting a star or collection of stars a planet, lower-case p, with obvious subcategories like "asteroid", "comet", "brown dwarf". Call anything natural orbiting a planet a moon (second-order planet). Anything natural orbiting a moon is a third-order planet. And so on. MVEMJSUNP we can call Planets with a capital P. These will be the ONLY Planets except for extrasolar planets that the IAU individually allows to join their ranks. This method is to-the-point and doesn't throw out any existing terminology as far as I can tell...

    31. Re:Shape and orbit by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      Well, if we add to the definition that the object must be the dominant part of it's local system then Pluto's still a planet. You could also add to the definition that they must have been formed as a primarily single object from the planetry disk left after the creation of the central star, which may or may not get rid of Pluto.

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    32. Re:Shape and orbit by doza · · Score: 1

      I feel a moon is a substantial mass that is in orbit around a central planet of a greater mass. Pluto is a planet. If there is a substantial mass that orbits around Pluto, it is one of Pluto's moons. It is exactly as the parent reckons. Shape and Orbit. However, a moon would share a common orbit with a planet. A common orbit, or a barycentre, which would in turn be orbiting around a star. The planet would be the object that holds the highest ratio of the orbit, which the planet and its moons share. At what size should we define a moon? I would stay: the point where the gravitational force of the moon is not strong enough to hold the mass of the moon/object to a spherical-like shape.

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    33. Re:Shape and orbit by lunax · · Score: 1

      Yeah Earth is an oval with large mountains, valleys and what nots that make it's surface 'rough'. But, if you were to shrink it down to the size of a pool ball it would still be rounder and smoother. Wow I actually remember something from the astonomy classes I took.

  4. Does it have life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If not, it's just a rock.

  5. Planets should be bigger than Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Pluto gets grandfathered in. Unless a huge planet is discovered, we're stuck at 9.

    1. Re:Planets should be bigger than Pluto by sycomonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, Xena (one of the new trans-neptunian objects) is quite a bit larger than Pluto, so that would be 10 now.

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    2. Re:Planets should be bigger than Pluto by utnow · · Score: 1

      exactly... without pluto all of our school children would come home spouting off phrases like "My very extroverted mom just sold us nine" and other such rediculousness. WE NEED THE 'PIZZAS'!

    3. Re:Planets should be bigger than Pluto by alc6379 · · Score: 1
      exactly... without pluto all of our school children would come home spouting off phrases like "My very extroverted mom just sold us nine" and other such rediculousness. WE NEED THE 'PIZZAS'!

      Nah... you could do:
      My Very Extroverted Mom Just Sold Us Nintendos

      ...but I'm not sure how well that'd work out, because somebody'd probably try to sue someone, somewhere...

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  6. Re:Planet criteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is your favorite colour?

  7. Quick definition by brassman · · Score: 4, Funny
    Something more than 1000 miles in diameter that's named after a Greek deity.

    Oataox or whatever the hell? The guy who came up with that needs to be kicked out of the Astronomy club.

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    1. Re:Quick definition by anOminousCow · · Score: 1
      Something more than 1000 miles in diameter that's named after a Greek deity.

      Well, I guess mars is out, as far as being a planet. It's named after a Roman god, not a Greek one.

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    2. Re:Quick definition by master_p · · Score: 1

      named after a Greek deity

      Like Xena, for example?

      for those that don't know, there isn't a Greek deity named Xena...Xena is a modern day creation. Thanks to the series 'Hercules & Xena' now everyone things (well, everyone in America, not here in Greece) that Xena is a Greek deity. By the way, Hercules was a semi-God.

    3. Re:Quick definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo mama'd be a planet, but "slut" aint no Roman god!

  8. I'm partial to... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    1. A nonluminous celestial body larger than an asteroid or comet, illuminated by light from a star, such as the sun, around which it revolves. In the solar system there are nine known planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. 2. One of the seven celestial bodies, Mercury, Venus, the moon, the sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, visible to the naked eye and thought by ancient astronomers to revolve in the heavens about a fixed Earth and among fixed stars. 3. One of the seven revolving astrological celestial bodies that in conjunction with the stars are believed to influence human affairs and personalities.

    But

      a : any of the seven celestial bodies sun, moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, and Saturn that in ancient belief have motions of their own among the fixed stars b (1) : any of the large bodies that revolve around the sun in the solar system (2) : a similar body associated with another star c : EARTH -- usually used with the
    2 : a celestial body held to influence the fate of human beings
    3 : a person or thing of great importance : LUMINARY

    is good, too.

    1. Re:I'm partial to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth does not only reflect the suns radiation but also creates its own energy. It is much smaller than what it reflects from the sun but it is definitely not zero.

      The problem with the definition of planet is that you will have to fit it to earth-like planets and the Jovian type planets. The latter are more failed stars IMHO.
      For the definition for Earth type planets i would give a rock crusted object who's size is so that it is self rounding and who's major source of illumination are stars with which it forms a system

    2. Re:I'm partial to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      COsmologically speaking, the objective is NOT to try to qualify that which has already been identified as being, so-called, 'planetary' but to set a fair standard for the line of demarcation between A PLANET and any other celestial body made of natural marl.
          Hence, I submit:
      A) A planet is a cosmic phenomenon that meets the following parameter(s.
      1) Has sufficient mass to attract and hold a primitive atmosphere.
      2) Said atmosphere must be able, that is ABLE, to change states, through all known physical states of matter without all of said atmosphere escaping that body.This does therefore imply that for thousands of years said atmosphere may be solid, nevertheless present. Further this implies that a primordial atmosphere that has not gone through a single 'cycle' has not as yet qualified as a planet but is likewise NOT disqualified until a cycle has occured.
      3) It does not have to be a 'living'planet, ie, it does not have to have a molten core/magnetic field.
      4) The proposed planet must not be bound to western-greco-roman culture siince these cultures ALL had not only African roots, but had to, for the longest time, go to Africa to: find a decent sized library, study or be taught advanced military expression and learn Algebra and Trigonometry!
      5) Planets may have moons, but a planet may not be excluded for BEING a moon.
      6) A planet MUST HAVE sufficient mass to have the ability to attract matter from space without colliding with it.
      7) No planet may be disqualified for having been formed by the collision and adhesion of two separate bodies that were NOT themselves candidates for planet status.
      8) Any planet on which women have been oppressed shall be banned from the Federation of Planets until such time as it has amended its ways!
      9) All planets must, without exception be of sufficient cohesion as to not be torn apart - so to speak- by their own natural rotation or proximity to a near miss incident from a body of near or equal mass - IT CANNOT BE JUST A CLUMP OF MATTER PUSHED TOGETHER after its molten state.
      10) Any evidence of "intelligent design" of any celestial body that is a massive aberration from the above mentioned requirements, must be contacted and asked for ID or God's Phone Number!

        Nuff' Said

  9. By mass & composition by EngrBohn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Personally, I think a good definition of a major planet is one that is massive enough that, given its composition, it assumes a sphere-like shape.

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    1. Re:By mass & composition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your definition, the sun is a planet. :-)

    2. Re:By mass & composition by iggy_mon · · Score: 5, Funny

      by your definition my ex-wife is a planet!

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    3. Re:By mass & composition by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Setting aside the sun is a planet guy, I saw the question, thought up my answer, did a search, and yours is the first one I came to. So while I have no mod points at the moment, I say "+1, you're a genius" on the grounds you said the thing I would have. If gravity forces the mineraloid into a sphere, it's a planet.

      C//

    4. Re:By mass & composition by Belseth · · Score: 1

      Got to consider orbit as well or several of Jupiter's moons would probably qualify.

    5. Re:By mass & composition by weilawei · · Score: 1

      An ellpisoid is probably a better description as even the Earth isn't a sphere. However, it is a good definition...

    6. Re:By mass & composition by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Not to be rude or anything, but ... *cough* moons *cough*

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    7. Re:By mass & composition by heptapod · · Score: 1

      You make it sound like the universe could be rife with tetrahedral planets and Bizarro worlds. Nature always expends the least energy possible and the sphere happens to fit the bill. Of course at the cost of minimal surface area.

    8. Re:By mass & composition by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think a good definition of a major planet is one that is massive enough that, given its composition, it assumes a sphere-like shape.

      Ceres the asteroid is generally sphere-like. There would have to be an arbitrary cut-off point. Further, Jupiter and Saturn are noticably flattened spheres because of centrifigal rotation force. You can tell "real" astronomical artists because they will draw the flatness of Saturn and Jup, while amatures use perfect circles. Ceres is probably more "round" than Jupiter if you judge overall shape. However, Ceres is lumpier than Jupiter. Further, Jupiter has no solid surface. It just gradually gets denser until the gas gets ocean-like, with probably rough boundaries between gas and liguid.

    9. Re:By mass & composition by dtungsten · · Score: 1

      I bet things revolved around her, too!

  10. Simplest is best by Greg+Hullender · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Use Pluto as the yardstick. Require a "planet" have at least the mass of Pluto and be in solar orbit -- any solar orbit, regardless of eccentricity or orientation.

    The public will be happy to learn of more planets -- it feels like progress. It'll be hard to convince the public we lost a planet somehow. That sounds like an unimportant consideration, but I don't want us giving the Creationists more ammo for their arguments that Science is fickle. "They used to think there were nine planets, but then they found they were WRONG!"

    It's not like any serious science rests on this definition anyway.

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    1. Re:Simplest is best by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      This is a good argument. Sound and simple.

      The only issue, I can imagine, is the eccentric orbit that Pluto has. but everything else holds water.

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    2. Re:Simplest is best by YoDave · · Score: 1

      Current estimates of the number of objects in the Solar system larger than Pluto are in the thousands. It seems to me that planets would be fairly limited in number in any given system. If the definition of a planet allows for thousands of them in a single system, it isn't much of a definition.

    3. Re:Simplest is best by UnapprovedThought · · Score: 1

      The only trouble with that is that our own Moon is bigger than pluto. Our satellite has a radius of 1738 km versus 1195 km for the Kuiperplanet.

      Compare NASA's moon factsheet with their pluto factsheet

    4. Re:Simplest is best by Greg+Hullender · · Score: 1
      Why should that be a problem? There are thousands of asteroids and thousands of comets orbiting the sun, and both of those definitions seem to be doing fine.

      --Greg

    5. Re:Simplest is best by killerkalamari · · Score: 1

      Call them something like "minor planets". Maybe based on their closest approach to the sun. Close enough = planet, too far = minor planet.

    6. Re:Simplest is best by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      He didn't say it was limited to the solar system. Every star in the galaxy would be considered a planet, because they all orbit our sun.

    7. Re:Simplest is best by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      However, using his definition, the Moon isn't in direct solar orbit, so it would still not apply.

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    8. Re:Simplest is best by UnapprovedThought · · Score: 1

      Well, but suppose 100 years from now we learn how to capture a small planet and place it in earth orbit. Does we stop calling it a planet at that point?

    9. Re:Simplest is best by Random832 · · Score: 1

      The earth/moon system is damn close to being a double planet as it is - the center of orbit is only 1000 miles from the earth's surface, some 13% of earth's diameter.

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  11. Thank God fior the Uncyclopedia by iceborer · · Score: 4, Funny

    A nonluminous celestial body larger than an asstroid or cumbucket, illuminated by light from a star, such as Michael Jackson, around which it revolts.

    Uncyclopedia: Planet

  12. How about... by pwnage · · Score: 1

    Kirstie Alley?

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  13. Heh by B3ryllium · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it's the size of Marvin's brain, or bigger, it's a Planet.

    If it's smaller ... well, it's just depressing.

    Wretched, isn't it?

    1. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He obviously meant that figurativley because he fit in the Heart of Gold, and that was certainly smaller than a planet ;P

  14. My definition of a Gas Giant by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 1

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    1. Re:My definition of a Gas Giant by anOminousCow · · Score: 1

      My definition of a Gas Giant: BP-Amoco

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  15. Late 90's Obligatory Game Site Prefix by msjacoby · · Score: 1

    e.g. planetquake.net and eight billion others from that brief time period

  16. But.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Planet" derives from "Plane"?

  17. The Bigger Question... by balthan · · Score: 1

    How to Measure a Planet?

    1. Re:The Bigger Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By far The Gathering's finest work.

      I salute you.

  18. I'll know it ... by dynoman7 · · Score: 1

    ... when I see it.

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  19. Why bother? by Ardeaem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Words like "planet" are meant to "carve nature at its joints". Problems arise when historically there appeared to be joints (planets moved differently than stars in the sky) but, we are learning now that there are no useful joints here. Why bother defining the word planet at all? Is it really that useful to astronomers? And why, say, want Mercury (a small rocky body with no atmospere) to be grouped in a category with Jupiter (a large, mostly gaseous body with an atmosphere) instead of with asteroids (small, rocky bodies with no atmospere)?

    1. Re:Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh give me a break with the natural-kinds bullshit you Alan Sidelle-hating, anti-stuffist motherfucker! I'll take my grue and bleen and the new riddle of induction and shove them up your ass. I'll bet you're a fucking presentist too.

    2. Re:Why bother? by Cabriel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with this, at least in part. Usage of "Planet" has become basically meaningless. Sure, it is useful for differentiating bodies that orbit the Sun, but the debate around the definition is evidence that it is too constrictive. I would rather call them "Solar Orbital Bodies" (although, in afterthought, it might be wise to use a term that has an abbreviation less offensive than "SOB").

      We could define "Small Orbital Bodies" and "Large Orbital Bodies" while still utilizing other terms, such as "brown dwarf" and "gas giant" which are both based on other qualities of the orbital bodies. Even "Comet" and "Meteor" could remain in usage because, as I am under the impression of, those are defined by the make-up of the body.

      While using the terms "Small" and "Large" to define size, it would be simple to arbitrate points within the ranges because every size fits into a given range.

      Understanding that I'm not an astronomer, my assumption is that, for some reason, I will be proven wrong. I might appreciate if someone could tell me what I am wrong about. ^_^

  20. A rose by any other name... by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

    I would say that the definition of what consitutes a planet would depend entirely on what such a definition is to be used for. I can't think of any decision that would hinge on a body's designation as a planet, so any system is as good as any other.

  21. Gravity by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Gravity is a constant that should be used to define a planet. Any body that has enough mass to generate enough gravity to maintain a spherical shape should be a planet. Yes, even Ceres would be a planet by this definition.

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    1. Re:Gravity by sabre307 · · Score: 1

      You can't use gravity as a determining factor. According to one of Newton's laws of physics, EVERYTHING has a gravitational pull. Basically, all bodies exert a certain amount of gravitational pull on all other bodies. The equation for determining this is (M1*M2)/r^2 where M1 is the mass of the first body, M2 is the mass of the second body, and r^2 is the distance between the two objects raised to the second power.

      I think the main consideration of calling something a planet is the fact that it must be in an orbit around a star, and calling something a moon would mean that it must be in orbit around a planet. That would mean that Pluto is a planet because it orbits around the sun (which is a star) and cops would not be planets, since they only orbit around doughnut shops!

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    2. Re:Gravity by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      How about adding "must be in a solar orbit and not have other planets / asteroids on a very similar solar orbital path"
      Probably with something about it's mass not reguarly (or within an orbit) changing more than a certain %.

    3. Re:Gravity by radtea · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When borderline cases arise, concepts proliferate.

      Apart from the Platonists in the audience, intelligent people realize that concepts are made things, artefacts created by humans to facilitate certain types of interaction with the world. Now, the world is a particular way, and that puts constraints on the sorts of concepts that are useful to us, but it doesn't determine a single set of concepts that will do the job. Therefore, concepts vary from person to person, and one person's pornography is another person's erotica, and so on.

      Concepts, like all tools, are judged to be better or worse according to use. Some of the uses of "planet" are political--every astronomer monkey wants to be the discoverer of a "plant", because that will attract and impress other monkeys of the complementary sexual orientation. This is just part of our hertiage as monkey's, and we may as well admit it. Other uses are scientific--planetologists already divide planets into sub-categories like "gas giant" and "terrestrial planet", because quite different physical processes dominate these bodies, and distinguishing them allows us to focus our attention more fully on one set of processes or the other. For beings of definitely limited brain power, this is extremely useful.

      Historically the term "planet" mixed several completely unrelated things: size, distance from Earth, and being in orbit around the Sun. Planets were "wandering stars", and it just happens that the only things that fell into that category were large bodies far from Earth that orbited the Sun. Things like the Moon, which is close, wasn't a planet because it had a visible disk, which stars do not. But this is entirely accidental--if one of the inner planets had had a moon visible from Earth with the naked eye it is likely that the concept of planet would already be more various than it already is.

      I think it better to create a bunch of new terms that acknowledge the rich division of bodies we can now see, rather than get hung up on the historical term "planet". The things we care about include at least three axes: size, composition and orbit. Trying to assign a single word to a particular region of a three-dimensional space (which probably isn't even simply connected!) is a silly waste of time, driven purely by monkey psychology, and has no scientific value. In fact, it may even have negative consequences for science, because getting hung up on historical terms may also help keep people hung up on historical concepts.

      So my vote would be to expunge the term "planet" from the astronomical lexicon entirely. It's the only way to be sure.

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    4. Re:Gravity by gmagill · · Score: 1

      How about a drop of water? A ball of mercury?

    5. Re:Gravity by iggy_mon · · Score: 1

      one person's pornography is another person's erotica why did you have to bring my BBW (Big, Beautiful Women) fetish into this discussion about planets? --iggy

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    6. Re:Gravity by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

      Someone will correct me if I'm wrong on this but a drop of water or mercury maintains is roundness from surface tension, rather than gravity.

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    7. Re:Gravity by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

      First let me say thank you for you reply. People like you are one of the reasons I read Slashdot.

      You are correct of course that everything has gravity (well, everything that has mass does) However, for a heavenly body to maintain it's spherical shape, it must have enough mass to generate the gravity to give it that shape. The definitions that astronomers have used for Planets has been wholy arbatrary whereas using gravity as your defining principle gives you a fixed point of reference. There are several planetoids out there that have a lot of mass but they do not have enough mass to generate the gravity needed to form a sphere. Ceres is one astroid (or planet if you use gravity to define it) that has enough mass to generate the gravity to form it's sphere.

      I know I didn't specify planets orbiting stars and moons orbiting planets. My mistake, I assumed that was a given.

      To Sturm's question. A star is a massive fusion reactor. I think you could even define it by gravity. Jupiter is an aborted attempt at a star because it did not have enough mass to generate the gravity needed to create fusion. That is what separates it from planets.

      BTW guys, I certainly don't claim to be an expert. Just very interested in the subject. Great discussion :)

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    8. Re:Gravity by Arker · · Score: 1

      The problem here is that would define many moons as planets, and they're already pretty well established as a separate category (all the way back to Sumer.) So let's add to your definition one the Sumerian astronomers used - a planet must have it's own path, it's own orbit around a star, rather than orbiting another object.

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  22. A consistant solar system centric orbit. by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    While asteroid belts will vary widely by interfering gravitational effects, planets manage a consistant orbit.

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  23. Who Cares? by Otto · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The definition is largely meaningless anyway. No science hinges on what a planet is. It's a waste of time even to argue about it.

    Tell those bitches to stop with the silly arguments and get back to the telescopes. When they have a valid scientific reason to differentiate a planet from a hunk of rock that just happens to orbit the sun, then we can start arguing about definitions with some kind of actual reason for it.

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    1. Re:Who Cares? by trauma · · Score: 1

      But what constitutes a "valid scientific reason" if not the noble quest for arguments that a colleague's discovery is not in fact as important as he thought, despite all appearances, and can safely be dismissed amidst a cloud of pretentious pedantry?

      Of course I have no idea what the true motivations are of these people, and I'm probably just being silly, but the whole thing is so stupid on the face of it that it smacks of childish motivations. If you're going to be arbitrary about it anyway, why not arbitrarily make Pluto a planet for the sake of convenience and go from there?

      And how on earth does any sensible person think a body whose orbit crosses that of another body is somehow automatically diminished to the same category as an asteroid? Oh my god, look at that orbit! It's... it's... on ELLIPSE! Never mind that every other planet has an elliptical orbit too, at least they have the decency to hide it and not stick out too far in any direction. Back of the bus with you, Pluto, and don't even think of using the same water fountain the REAL planets use.

  24. they're thinking too hard by scooviduvoctagon · · Score: 0

    A planet has to be round, and it has to be in an orbit, in outer-space.

  25. Multiple classes? by kalyptein · · Score: 1

    Maybe split the difference between the proposals? Anything orbiting the sun with enough mass to assume a spherical shape (but not enough for fusion) is a planetoid, but only the dominant body in the region gets to be a planet. That way we can avoid busting Pluto all the way down to "piece of rock", but avoid a situation in 30 years when we end up with 74 "planets" in the solar system after they map the Kuiper Belt some more.

    I'm enough of a sentimentalist that I'd like to see Pluto keep some status. It deserves a bit of historic recognition just for being the first KBO to be discovered, and so much earlier than the others.

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  26. Doesn't matter to me by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1

    As long as the official definition contains the phrase "It's bigger than a breadbox", then I'm happy.

  27. I suggested... by grub · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suggested this on www.randi.org a few weeks ago. In Pluto's case have astrologers draw up two parallel charts. One with Pluto as a planet, the other without. After a few weeks we can compare what happened in the world to the astrology charts and that'll settle it.

    "The planets don't lie" as I said there. ;)

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    1. Re:I suggested... by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Ok, we need a +1: Pwned moderation.

      Good idea too.

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  28. magnetic field by helioquake · · Score: 1

    If a rock is massive enough to have a molten core and sustain any magnetic field (and not orbiting a more massive counterpart), I'd call it a planet.

    If it has a sustained atmosphere, then that's a plus, too (c.f., Mercury doesn't have one, however).

    1. Re:magnetic field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then we need to construct that death star, shoot the superlaser at every planet-candidate and see if it has a molten core.

      The problem is, after qualifying for a planet, it immediately fails to be a planet anymore. The inhabitants could be a bit upset.

      Maybe we could calibrate the superlaser to destroy only half the planet. The inhabitants must be required to move at the other half (avoid to confuse the "left side" with "the other left side" when shooting). Instruct them to not go and take a look down at the borders of the planet after the test. If they are primitive enough, some stories about a flat world and ships falling at the borders could help.

      I think it's time to have some sleep.

    2. Re:magnetic field by phageman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ignoring for the moment the fact that the gas giants aren't rocky or have molten cores, even Mars wouldn't qualify. Its core cooled and solidified several million years ago, killing its geodynamo (which BTW, may be the reason it lost its water and most of its atmoshpere).

    3. Re:magnetic field by helioquake · · Score: 1

      True that. But Mars does have a residual magnetic field imprinted on the crust. I recall Mars Global Surveyer has found such evidence.

      The main reason that Mars lost its atmosphere (or water) is that Mars is less massive, which allows particles (gases) moving at a tail of Maxiwellian velocity distribution. Having a magnetic field help trap charged particles, though I'm not sure how significant that process is in terms of planetary evolution.

      In any case, just having a magnetic field wouldn't do.

  29. Re:Planet criteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is your quest?

  30. Too many people by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    with too much time on their hands....

  31. well i blame the usa... by La+Fourmi+Nihiliste · · Score: 1

    ... its fun to have the americans to blame for everything in this world: it makes every problem so easy to understand! Pluto has been, to what i can understand, qualified as a planet just so the americans could boast to have discovered a planet in the solar system... the planet definition loophole that this created is still going on today... its clearly the usa's fault!

  32. Like this by christurkel · · Score: 4, Informative

    I would define it thus: An object is a planet if it has enough gravity to form into a sphere but not large enough to ever had fusion start in its interior and has cleared its orbit of debris left over from its formation. This would allow Pluto to remain a planet, as well as "promote" Sedna to planet stus but rule out Ceres.

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    1. Re:Like this by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

      An object is a planet if it has enough gravity to form into a sphere but not large enough to ever had fusion start in its interior and has cleared its orbit of debris left over from its formation.

      but then Jupiter isn't a planet (it has some fusion in its core)

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    2. Re:Like this by christurkel · · Score: 1

      Nope. It has heat generated from within from contraction; it's nowhere near massive enough for fusion (about 13 jupiter masses needed, minimum).

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  33. Whatever Wikipedia says. by codergeek42 · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Whatever Wikipedia says. by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

      What's really amazing is that if you take the image of the moon in that enlarged image from the Wikipedia page, rotate it 180 degrees, and give it a slight orange hue, it looks *exactly* like the image of pluto!!! Has there been an investigation into this similarity? :)

  34. Disqualifying Pluto by calibanDNS · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The problem with disqualifying Pluto because of Neptune being the more dominant body falls apart when you consider the eccentric orbit of Pluto and just how far that takes it from Neptune's "region of space".

    What exactly is the definition of a region of space?

    How much larger must an object be than its neighbors in order to be considered the dominant object of its neighbors? Twice as large? Four times?

    1. Re:Disqualifying Pluto by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The problem with disqualifying Pluto because of Neptune being the more dominant body falls apart when you consider the eccentric orbit of Pluto and just how far that takes it from Neptune's "region of space".

      So its a planet half of its orbit and something else the other half? Plantesvite? Or just call it "Taiwan", which is sometimes a country and sometimes a "rebel colony", depending on how they are getting along with mainland China.

  35. By that definition, by Sturm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    wouldn't stars be "planets" as well?

    1. Re:By that definition, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, duh! Stars are pointy, not round!

    2. Re:By that definition, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy fix: In order to be a planet, a body must not at present be totally exploding all over the place.

  36. Define More Than Simple 'Planets' by FlipmodePlaya · · Score: 1

    Emily Lakdawalla wrote a good summary of this debate for her blog the other day. She echoes the suggestion that we should define more than just 'planets', but rather specific types of planets. Things like Jupiter and Saturn would be defnined as 'Gas Giant Planets' while planets like Earth and Venus would be 'Terrestrial Planets', Plutos would be 'Minor Planets', etc. Seeing as gas giants and terrestrial planets really are completely different things that aren't fit to be grouped together as 'planets', I support this plan. Of course, there will innevitably be arguments about the intricacies of these sub-definitions...

    1. Re:Define More Than Simple 'Planets' by YoDave · · Score: 1

      Having categories of planets wouldn't simplify the definition. It would make it complicate the definition. If there is one type of planet the definition can be fairly simple. If it's massive enough that gravity causes it to have a sphere like shape but isn't massive enough to cause fusion, it's a planet. If there are more then one type of planet then there must be a definition for each. When would an object be considered a terrestrial planet instead of a minor planet? How large of an atmosphere would a terrestrial planet need before it was considered a gas giant?

  37. What exactly is this going to affect? by Flumph · · Score: 1

    Will NASA get a stipend for each planet? Is there an astronomy-textbook lobby that's pushing for more chapters?

    Creating arbitrary categories so we can think we know about stuff is no substitute for knowing about stuff. The map is not the territory.

    Deciding "what's a planet" is a game for people who don't care about astronomy, and just want to argue over beers at the pub.

    Flumph

  38. What would actually be useful by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

    Is a definition that would make sense in other solar systems, too.

    How about, big enough that its gravity could retain an atmosphere?

  39. The Kirk Test by MattC413 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you can land on it and score with an alien chick, it's a planet.

    1. Re:The Kirk Test by wombert · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, it's hollow and you can touch the sky. Then it's a spaceship.

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    2. Re:The Kirk Test by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      How about if it's hollow and you can't touch the 'sky' ?
      eg the 'sky' is 25M above or too hot / cold / electrified. Ok so you might be able to touch it, but it would be bad for your health

    3. Re:The Kirk Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then what am *I* living on??

    4. Re:The Kirk Test by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "If you can land on it and score with an alien chick, it's a planet."

      Okay, we're all curious now: What are you calling Earth these days?

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    5. Re:The Kirk Test by MattC413 · · Score: 1

      Do they not say that women are from Venus? :)

    6. Re:The Kirk Test by fireheadca · · Score: 1

      exactly. land on and inhabit.

      We havent inhabited any other planets
      (as far as i know) so only earth
      qualifies.

      The rest is junk.

    7. Re:The Kirk Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine says "Warning: Do not puncture. Made in China"

    8. Re:The Kirk Test by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you can land on it and score with an alien chick, it's a planet.

      By that definition, most slashdotters live on a big blue asteroid.

    9. Re:The Kirk Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you cand find a lot of illegal aliens in Los Angeles :-)

    10. Re:The Kirk Test by SamSim · · Score: 1

      That definition excludes EARTH, you insensitive clod!

    11. Re:The Kirk Test by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      If you can land on it and score with an alien chick, it's a planet.

      Would that mean that to humans, Earth is not a planet, but to an Alien it is?

      I don't recall any abilities to score with Alien Chicks here on Earth. (If I'm in the wrong places, someone let me know. :-P)
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  40. Obligatory Brunching Shuttlecocks Interviews by PlacidPundit · · Score: 1

    Courtesy of the (sadly defunct) Brunching Shuttlecocks: A Brief Conversation with the Planet Pluto and Another Brief Conversation with the Planet Pluto.

  41. You know it's a Friday Night on /. ... by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 1

    When my girlfriend is deflated and on the rag. And I find the parent fucking hilarious!

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  42. Something noticable that orbits a star by Nelson · · Score: 1
    Asteroids should be grouped together. If there is only one or 2 entities in an orbital slot, it doens't create its own heat. It's visibly noticable from other "planets" in the system then it's planet.


    If there are cluster of entities in the same slot, asteroids.

  43. Anything with a Sailor Senshi named after it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I personally think that the anime Sailor Moon has solved this problem for us already. There are:
    1. Sailor Mercury
    2. Sailor Venus
    3. Sailor Moon (okay, Earth-Moon is almost a double planet, so let it slide)
    4. Sailor Mars
    5. Sailor Jupiter
    6. Sailor Saturn
    7. Sailor Uranus
    8. Sailor Neptune
    9. Sailor Pluto


    See? Pluto's a planet. Nothing else is. Now move on about your daily life, citizen.
  44. Ask Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We blindly follow him on every other issue. Oops, did I say that out-loud!

  45. this is simple by Baric · · Score: 1

    A gravitationally round body (Ceres or larger) that is the dominant mass within its orbital space. Pluto has a highly elliptical orbit, so it shares an orbital space with many other large KBO's. None of the first eight planets have this problem.

    1. Re:this is simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I figure, if it can fit inside Uranus it's probably a 'roid, and if it's big enough that you can circle looking for Klingons, well that's probably a planet.

  46. +1, DNA Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huzzah!

  47. Atmosphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something that's large enough to hold an atmosphere, any atmosphere.

  48. Viewing method by Achra · · Score: 1

    I still think that the definition of a planet should hinge on how easily it can be viewed from Earth. Personally, I don't think that any Kuiper belt object is a planet. Pluto is not a planet. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn can all be easily observed with the naked eye. Uranus usually requires binoculars to be seen, and Neptune some kind of telescope (however amateur)... Pluto, and the rest of the Kuiper belt, are a very difficult thing to view. If you're an amateur astronomer, you're going to be able to discern a speck of faint light from a "medium" sized telescope.. That is, 6" reflector or so. I would love to see the definition involve being able to view the celestial object as a disc from earth's surface. Hell, even the HST barely discerns much more than a grayish disc. http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/newsdesk/archive/ releases/1996/09/

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    1. Re:Viewing method by wombert · · Score: 1

      I still think that the definition of a planet should hinge on how easily it can be viewed from Earth.

      So you can definitively state that there are no planets outside our solar system?

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    2. Re:Viewing method by Achra · · Score: 1

      You're saying that the definition of a planet is important not just in this case, but in the case where we're sitting around trying to work out if that pluto equivalent in Tau Ceti (or wherever) is a "planet"? For some reason, people feel really emotional about not considering Pluto to be a planet... You can bet if the kuiper belt didn't exist in our solar system, and we had only clearly defined "planets".. When we began observing other systems and found something similar to the Kuiper belt, we wouldn't start picking bits out of it and naming them planets.

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  49. Brown is right. by bcrowell · · Score: 1
    Brown (the leader of the team that discovered Xena) is right: "planet" is no longer a scientific term, it's a cultural term.

    Flash back to 1915: hmmm...now that Einstein has published his theory of relativity, should we reconsider our definition of the term "luminiferous aether?" No, the term needs to go away completely, because it's become clear that it serves no useful scientific purpose.

  50. a planet is defined as... by null-sRc · · Score: 1

    when does a man become bald?

    when do grains of sand become a pile?

    no need to bicker... just keep it simple--planet: a wanderer of the heavens...

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  51. She's on a diet.... by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 1

    and starting to look good again! At least on the latest Jenny Craig commercials ;-)

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  52. Why is this so hard? by coaxial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Orbits a star or stars.
    Enough mass so that its gravity forces it into a spherical or an ellipsoid shape.

    This defintion does make large astroids like Ceres a planet. Personally, I don't necessarily have a problem with this, but I don't really care. If you want to remove these you can add:

    Must be a "free standing" object (i.e. not in a belt)

    If you're dead set against Pluto, you can add:

    Orbital inclination must be close to the orbital plane.

    I not be an astronomer or an astrophysicist, but I really don't see what's so hard about defining a planet. Whatever the Powers That Be(tm) decide, it should be based on physics and not legislation. (e.g. "mass in excess of x metric tons")

    1. Re:Why is this so hard? by bani · · Score: 1

      it also turns each star in multi-star systems into planets, in systems where stars orbit each other.

      what about systems where there is no star, only a gas giant or other non-star massive object? would such a system have no planets at all under your definition?

    2. Re:Why is this so hard? by coaxial · · Score: 1

      it also turns each star in multi-star systems into planets, in systems where stars orbit each other.

      No, because stars are already defined. Stars undergo fusion, or underwent fusion in the past. Planets do not.

      what about systems where there is no star, only a gas giant or other non-star massive object? would such a system have no planets at all under your definition?

      Well they wouldn't orbit a star, so they couldn't be planets. Depending on the type of interstellar object, conceivabliy they could be moons of a rogue planet, but for sake of argument we'll assume it's a brown dwarf.

      I honestly don't have answer for that. I guess you could call them planetoids, but I don't find that particulary appealing. Ideally neologism based on ancient greek or latin could be created that would be a synonym for planet (i.e. "wander"), but not "planet". I'll punt and say "satellites", and be thankful that isn't the question be posed. :)

  53. Easy by cy_a253 · · Score: 1

    A planet is an object massive enough to become spherical under its own weight who orbits a star.

  54. Solar Orbit Won't Work... Size Only by Seraphnote · · Score: 1

    Solar Orbit Won't Work... Size Only

    With all those other stars out there, probably some other stellar-planetary systems have been disrupted and the planets freed from their orbits around their star...

    ...what do we call them then if we're basing their "planet" status based on their orbits around a star...
    ..."the big round thing formerly known as a planet"??

    Lets think a little beyond the here and now, so we don't have to have this discussion AGAIN in a 100 years...

    Geez keep it simple.
    Either add some new planets to our system, or give Pluto "honorary planet" status to keep our count above 8.

  55. If there's a Sailor Senshi... by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

    ...then it's a planet. Planets have Sailor Senshi. Everyone knows this. Pluto? Sailor Pluto proves Pluto is a planet.

    And don't go talking to me about Sailor Moon. The Moon isn't a planet, because Sailor Moon is really Princess Serenity.

    Morans.

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  56. A conquered one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I sit here, on my throne atop Mount Bitterness on the Warworld of Angst I look out upon the inky darkness of space and I know all of its planets belong to ME! If I find a planet to be worthy of my leadership I SIEZE IT AT ONCE and add it to my vast, vast Empire. If I do not find a planet fit to RULE OVER it is not a planet for long and I ELIMINATE IT so that it may not be used AGAINST ME!

              Pathetic Earthlings. Undeserving of my rule. You will soon discover you do not have a planet, indeed you will soon have NO PLANET AT ALL!

              Oh, but I do enjoy the villany of CAPITAL LETTERS! HA HA HA! * sigh *.

  57. Has anyone asked... by Brad1138 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the mice?

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  58. Obligatory Wikipedia Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    The definition of a planet is disputed. Please see [[Definition of planet]] for more information.

    Although planets are the principal component of the solar system other than the sun, a precise definition of the term is surprisingly elusive. This article details the questions that may arise when trying to formulate a strict definition of the word.

    For most astronomers the issue will be decided by the International Astronomical Union (IAU). According to a published report from Nature magazine (corresponding entry at BugMeNot), the discovery of 2003 UB313 (which is a Kuiper Belt object bigger than Pluto) has forced the issue. An IAU committee which had already been working on a definition is now expected to promulgate one soon.

  59. Re:Planet criteria... by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please define what life is, I've always pondered that one.

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  60. Let's decide the Battlestar Galactica way by Ziggurat+Dan · · Score: 0
    It's a planet if:

    A) If you could travel from it to the system's star in less than a centar, traveling at no more than 100 hectars per centon, and;

    B) It is at least 10 to the 10th power laxons in mass, and;

    C) Free from intergalactic casinos run by Ovions

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  61. A mass equal or greater than Reza Lockwood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know an easier way to do it than to supply a lower bound for the mass. Using Reza Lockwood as an example, we can still consider Pluto a planet, but we would dismiss most (although not all) of the trans-Neptunian objects, since Lockwood has more mass.

    One thing is certain: A hard and fast definition needs to be standardized upon. This whole "Well, X is a planet because we've always considered it to be one" is unscientific, and we (as a scientific community) can do better.

  62. ...bigger than a baby's arm? by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1

    Smaller than a star, bigger than its own natural sattellites? Composed of some kind of matter?

    Gravity? Christmas trees?

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  63. Why at all? by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    Why not just abolish the whole idea of a planet?
    If it's so vague you can't find a definition for it, why have one at all?

    Why not just classify objects by their mass, radius, orbit, maybe temperature and other significant information too?
    -For example, you have an object of a certain mass classified as M# where # is its location on an exponential mass scale.
    -Then you add R# for its size.
    -Then have O# for degree of orbit, where # = 1 + (O# of the object it orbits), having something like the galactic center as the O# = 0.

    Then you could use any of the characteristics as needed.
    Or maybe my brain is just in parsing mode right now.

  64. Who cares... by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
    as long as we can get to Planet Ten real soon!

    (There are monkeyboys in the facility.)

  65. Ecliptic by Ironweaver · · Score: 1

    I think that at least one qualification that something needs to have to be considered a planet is that it orbits within a certain number of degrees from the ecliptic plane. This new thing out there is orbiting with an orbital tilt of something like 45 degrees! Personally I'd be in favour of narrowing the slice down to the point where we exclude pluto as well.

  66. Round = Planet, Not Round = Not Planet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My suggestion

    Roundish thing orbiting a start = planet.
    Not round thing orbiting anything = asteroid.
    Has a moon(s) = planet.

  67. Grandfather in Pluto by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

    So, Pluto has been a planet "forever" (all of many of our lives). It should just STAY a planet. Now, if they want to re-define the term planet to mean "something a bit larger than Pluto", or even "most dominant thingy in its orbit" - that's all cool as long as Pluto gets grandfathered in and remains a planet.

  68. anything smaller than cowboy neals mom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    thats right and yo moma too

  69. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you have at least two bloggers syndicated to one point and the post interval is at least one post per day, then you have a planet.

  70. Why go binary? by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    Why do they insist on binary classifications. I'm sure that no matter what criteria you pick (and I'm sure the list would be very long), you will find bodies that seem like planets but don't fit 100% of the criteria.

    We can't even agree within the limited sample size of this solar system on the definition of "planet." What happens when we get really good at finding objects that orbit other stars and have hundreds, thousands, millions, billions of potentially planet-like objects to classify. I'm sure will hit some real stumpers. What if we find two massive "planets" orbiting each other while they orbit a star? Is only the bigger one a true "planet" even if the "moon" has 10 times the mass of the Earth? Or what if we find some dwarf stellar system with a nice array of "planets" that all happen to be the same size class as our or Jupiter's moons?

    The binary categories aren't even that useful. Surely some larger "non-planets" will have some planet-like properties for astronomical/terraforming/exploration purposes?

    My point is that the world isn't binary. Objects around stars exist in a multidimensional continuum of sizes, compositions, histories, orbits, etc. Why not just list those properties and not waste time force-fitting the bodies into categories that only have crude predictive power.

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  71. howabout... by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting
    anything with an appreciable atmosphere that is NOT a gas giant = planet ...REGARDLESS of what it orbits

    therefore, mercury would NOT be a planet (more like a moon of the sun)

    and titan, even though it orbits saturn, WOULD be a planet

    i think that makes most the most sense: what an object orbits shouldn't matter, it's composition should be the largest consideration

    some other nomenclature can address what it orbits ("a moon of the sun" or "a planet of saturn")

    it should be considered either
    • a moon (like mercury or pluto)

    • a planet (like mars or titan)

    • an asteroid (like deimos and phobos... called moons of mars, they are clearly NOT moons, but captured asteroids of the sun) if it is not spherical

    • and then we have your comets


    REGARDLESS of what it orbits

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    1. Re:howabout... by KilerCris · · Score: 1

      that is NOT a gas giant = planet Why exclude the gas giant's? You don't provide any other category for them. I have to agree with this guy though, I don't know why it isn't up there with the possible definitions. Judging by size will never work, and "dominant body in it's region in space" is just plain fubar. When I think of a planet, I think of something orbiting in space with an atmosphere. I have trouble calling Pluto and those other giant asteroids planets because they are just big rocks. A planet is something with a little more substance, and that substance is a visible atmosphere.

    2. Re:howabout... by Bagheera · · Score: 1

      Mercury has enough gravity to maintain a thin atmosphere, but loses it to the solar wind, and it's "one face world" status. (I seem to remember Mercury actually has a barely measurable atmosphere) Comets have far too little gravity to maintain an atmosphere, but have what amounts to one during their approach to the sun due to outgassing. By your definition, this would make them planets. Personally, I find your idea interesting, but a little silly. A Moon is any object orbiting another non-stellar body, where the center of orbit is within the diameter of the gravitationally sominant body (or near to it). Where the objects are of similar mass, or there's no clear dominant body, they'd become a combinedd object, or twin planets/asteroids/whatever. Basing the definition on a characteristic like "having an atmosphere" is too limiting. Far better the other proposals: basing it on sufficient mass for the object's gravity to be the dominant factor in its shape.

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    3. Re:howabout... by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Note that the rings of Saturn have an atmosphere. All those tiny flecks together have enough gravity to sustain a shared atmosphere.

      Funny universe we live in...

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  72. Defining planets by evildogeye · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that this could only be important or useful for professional astronomers. It makes no difference to the layman. Might as well do whatever is most convenient for the professionals.

    1. Re:Defining planets by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      It's probably important to NASA - look at what happened when they got confused over units of measurements...

  73. Planet Criteria by radarvectors · · Score: 1

    1. Massive enough that its gravity will prevent future human occupants from reaching escape velocity with a brisk jump.

    2. In orbit around a star, so that it can be easily located by interstellar travellers. A body adrift in the universe makes for a poor address.

    3. Some form of aesthetic beauty. Why bother calling it a planet if you don't want to either a) live there, or b) look at it.

    4. A cool name. Lila qualifies (Go Mike!), as does Clare, Krypton, and Earth. Uranus is marginal, especially when pronounce "your uh nuss" Come on.

    5. Exploitable resources. We're human, after all.

  74. Vote on it! by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

    I don't see why we need to have a rock solid defintion. Its not like the cosmic police are going to come get us for not encluding an orbiter in our list of "planets." We could have a hybrid rule. Why not just say it's going to be the domination rule, with a disclaimer that says Pluto is still a planet? Pluto is by far one of the coolest planets. I don't see why we can't keep it.

    On the other hand, the excitement of learning a new acronym for 20 something planets would be much more fun. Imagine if we could say our solar system had 25 planets? How cool would that be? A lot cooler than 15 or however many there are.

  75. What About Twin Planets? by Soloact · · Score: 1

    I've heard somewhere, in the past, that Terra and Luna would really qualify as a twin-planet system. Just because Earth is larger, doesn't mean that the Moon's gravitational pull doesn't affect the Earth's orbit. They both tend to cause each other to wobble, and not have a smooth orbit. Other "moons" should qualify as planets as well. The potato-shaped objects would either be moons or just asteroids, keeping the spherical objects as Planets, regardless as to whether or not they are orbiting a star or another planet.

  76. The SI unit of the football pitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's big enough to host a game of football without the ball flying out into orbit, that'll do me fine.

  77. Why do you need to define a planet as such? by Pneuma+ROCKS · · Score: 0

    It would be nice to remind ourselves that the concept of planet was something invented by humanity. It's not necessarily a real criteria in which celestial objects should be categorized. The problem is that people keep fighting trying to fit everything they see into their own manufactured preconceptions, and that will always result in failure, eventually.

    I'm sure that most celestial objects are somehow named by NASA or whoever, and they must be ranked into different levels of "significance". Why not use that? What difference does it make if Pluto or all those borderline-planets fit the definition or not? Why not admit that there is an unavoidable continuity in the size and importance of celestial object and call it a day?

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  78. What kind of definition do you want? by gyepi · · Score: 1

    There are several different kinds of defitinion; which one do we want to go for? My choice is the verbal extensional definition. Planet := {Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto}. Period.

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  79. Simple by Indigo · · Score: 1

    Anything whose gravity is strong enough to give a round, rather than potato-like, shape. :-)

  80. Re:Planet criteria... by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1
    Please define what life is

    It is both a magazine and a breakfast cereal.

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  81. Go circular, or not at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Define a planet as in some way 'larger than a comet or asteroid'. Then, define an asteroid as 'smaller than a planet'. Problem solved in time for tea.

    Observe, there is presedence for this highly useful mechanism:
    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=river / creek/stream

    river n : a large natural stream of water (larger than a creek);

    creek n 1: a natural stream of water smaller than a river, plus A small stream (..)

    stream n.A flow of water in a channel or bed, as a brook, rivulet, or small river.

    rivulet n. A small brook or stream; a streamlet. (Logically, a stream is a rivulet is something smaller than a stream.)

    brook n : a natural stream of water smaller than a river .. [syn: creek]

    Of course, this is all done to add a veneer of aristotlean logical classifications to things. The problem with a classification as an mentally constructed set of delineating lines overlaying a situation of infinite variety is that there will always be "borderline cases", which will always lead to the definition being called into question or seen as impractical or irrelevant. The alternative course of action could be not to define what a planet is, let people describe whichever objects they want as planets, and have data libraries sort their decisions out in a darwinian sense.

  82. Re:Planet criteria... by shokk · · Score: 1

    Let's make it easy. Life is when you can ponder about life. I wonder if fish can ponder.

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  83. size, rotation on axis, gravity, moons by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    A planet needs to spin on an axis, even a wobbly one. If it's just falling over in a random pattern, it's not a planet.
    Size matters as well. How big is big enough? Well I would say it has to do with its gravitational force on other celestrial bodies.
    Also, is it a orbiting another body? i.e. is it a moon? Our moon spins on an axis, exerts gravitational force on our ocean, but is a satellite of Earth.

  84. Gravity of the situation by tekrat · · Score: 1

    Okay, to define an object as a planet, that body needs to be more affected by the gravity of the solar body it orbits than by the gravity of any other body. If it's more affected by the gravity of some other planetary body, then it's a moon, not a planet.

    Spherical shape nor mass alone should be a factor. If you're going to go JUST by spherical shape and mass then the Earth's moon could be called a planet.

    But obviously, we do need to take into consideration the object's mass, or every rock in the asteroid belt could be considered a planet.

    So; to recap, the object needs to be a certain size and mass -- AND -- demonstrably affected by the gravity of the primary star of the system, so that it is in a solar orbit and not overtly affected by the gravity of other celestial bodies.

    So, now we're down to size and mass question again -- It's a wacky situation, as moons of Jupiter can be larger and more massive than the planet we inhabit - I wonder if we'll ever discover a moon orbiting a gas giant, that has it's own moon... A moon's moon. What will we do then I wonder?

    Redefine everything all over again?

    Science is a constanly changing landscape. Even if we set in stone what we're going to call a planet, we'll be having this discussion again in 20 years or so.

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  85. No atmosphere = A rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Must possess an atmosphere of at least kPa.
    2) Must orbit a star.
    3) Must not orbit another body.

  86. The definative answer: by robbak · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is what I think to be the key quote from Wiki (yes, mostly because I agree with it):
    "Scientists have not yet realized that the term planet no longer belongs to them. But, quite clearly, it does not... The word "planet" has been around much longer than modern science." It may very well be that children will continue to learn of the nine planets in school while scientists work in a solar system of eight, or hundreds, or even abandon the term "planet" altogether. For now, "planet", like "continent," is a word caught between the scientific and cultural worlds, without a clear meaning.
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    1. Re:The definative answer: by gronofer · · Score: 1
      I could agree with it from the point of view that it's roughly a statement of the current situation and what may actually happen, but I don't think it's a very good situation.

      If the definition of "planet" isn't specific enough that astronomers can use it, then I don't think it should be used when teaching children either. Astronomers still need to be able to communicate with the general public.

  87. Argh! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Is it round?
    Is it big?
    If not, call it planetoid. Ta-da! :)

    (Or am I being too simplistic?)

  88. Weather. by denebola · · Score: 1

    No Weather, No Planet, just a rock.

  89. If It Has a Moon, It's a Planet by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    If it has a moon, it's a planet. That's my definition.

  90. Its easy: by SamAdam3d · · Score: 1
    1. It orbits a star in a regular fashion.
    2. It has enough mass to shape itself into a spheroid.
    3. It is not a part of a belt of similar objects. (i.e. similar composition and creation)

    Looks pretty easy to me. Pluto, being a Kuiper Belt object, is not a planet, neither are any of the asteroids in the asteriod belt. The Earth is, and so is Jupiter and Mars.

    The problem comes in defining the terms, such as belt and regular.

    Although I tend to believe, like Justice Stewart said a few years ago, "I know it when I see it."

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  91. I'm voting for geology by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

    I think of two criteria here: first, a planet must be the overall center of gravity in its immediate vicinity; it's certain we're going to find Earth-size moons about some gas giant someday.
     
    Second, I think geological activity sufficient to create a distinct core, mantle, and crust would define the solid planets. The gas giants will obviously have some strata or some differentiation, so until they produce fusion, they count.
     
    How does that sound?

    1. Re:I'm voting for geology by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I think of two criteria here: first, a planet must be the overall center of gravity in its immediate vicinity;

      I'm not sure if the Earth qualifies for that. The moon is big enough so that the overall center of gravity is outside the Earth.

      I like the geology idea.

    2. Re:I'm voting for geology by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      I think you're thinking of Pluto and Charon, who are so similar in size that they orbit each other.

  92. Other Things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The issue perhaps is the fact that anyone who discovers a "planet" seems to accumilate all this fanfare and publicity, where as a planetoid or asteroid is pretty marginal.

    Since we use Earth as our prime example of a planet, it seems that some of the base characteristics should apply.

    1) The ability to store things there - lots of things.

    I don't know about you, but when I used to play Yankee Trader as a kid, if the planet didn't have anything on it worth trading, it was one pathetic planet. Which perhaps brings a second point.

    2) The ability to produce things, given the right colonization, etc. That is in a word, the "convenience" that having a planet offers you in the ability to manufacture and fabricate.

    If you can't produce some kind of raw materials or even services there, then you don't have a corporation, let alone a planet.

    So the Death Star was a planet. It had gravity too.

    Stars are not planets, because although they are quite useful in the manufacture of various kinds of matter and energy, they are useless for conventional storage. Nebulas are not planets, because although they can be very helpful in the manufacture of stars, they don't offer a conventional way to store things. Asteroids and comets don't offer a "stable" environment for the storage or manufacture of things. Black Holes don't offer conventional storage - too much compression.

    There are other criteria we could use. Shape, temperature range, size, etc. but none of them seem as comprehensive as these two things.

  93. Re:Planet criteria... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    Anything the size of Mickey's dog or larger is a planet? Then there are a lot more than nine of them, there must be billions!

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  94. All Roman by bender647 · · Score: 1

    I believe they are all Roman gods, but probably of Greek origin.

    • Mercury - from Greek Hermes
    • Venus - from Greek Aphrodite
    • Mars - from Greek Ares
    • Jupiter - from Greek Zeus
    • Saturn - ??
    • Uranus - ??
    • Neptune - from Greek Poseidon
    • Pluto - ??
    1. Re:All Roman by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Pluto? You don't know Pluto? Come on man! Hades, lord of the dead? Ring any bells?

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    2. Re:All Roman by joranbelar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just for completeness: Saturn comes from Greek Cronos, Uranus from Greek Ouranos, Pluto from Greek Hades.

    3. Re:All Roman by Shadowrose · · Score: 1

      Saturn, Posiedon
      Pluto, Hades
      Uranus, I think, is actually Greek.. Yep. The Greek God of the Sky.

  95. Bow before your Lord! by mbarron · · Score: 1
    Big enough to consider ruling over it with an iron fist.

    Consequently, also big enough to be destroyed by aliens.

  96. Titius-Bode Law by tr0gd0rr · · Score: 1

    I think a planet should be defined as a body that formed from solar material and originally orbited the sun.

    To elaborate on this definition, consider these points:

    1. That the planet is relatively close to the ecliptical plane
    2. That the planet is consistent with spacing of solar-system formation such as the Titius-Bode Law http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bode's_law
    3. That the planet is of sufficent size to have orbited the sun for millions of years
    4. That the planet is affected by or affects other planets in the solar system

    This would define the asteriod belt, Pluto, and Sedna as not being planets. It would also bring Neptune's planet status into question.

    With the definition above, we can confidently describe some of the major events since the formation of the solar system:
    A. The asteriod belt was formed by a planet that never congealed or was ripped apart by tidal gravity or by a large-foreign body
    B. Venus somehow spins the wrong direction
    C. Neptune seems to be out of place. Voyager's discovery that Neptune is not a giant ball of gas has implications; either (a) that Jupiter and Saturn also have very solid surfaces or (b) that Neptune is even more out of place.
    D. Uranus has an extreme tilt, perhaps from Neptune's unusually close position

    Without consideration of the dynamics of solar-system formation, our solar system seems like a hodge-podge of bodies that have very mysterious histories. However, a wholistic view brings meaning and richness to the definition of a planet.

  97. I would say... by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1

    Any body that contains an atmosphere and orbits a star singularly or in binary. Just what I think of traditionally as a planet.

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  98. Gotta be more specific.... by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only way to define it is obvious:

    Anything you can blow up with the Death Star!

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    1. Re:Gotta be more specific.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Including large space ships, eh?

    2. Re:Gotta be more specific.... by E8086 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That would further expand the definiton of a planet as there isn't much you can't blow up with the Death Star, the rebel cruisers in Return of the Jedi and the targeted rebel base in A New Hope on the moon of Yavin. It may even be able to destroy a star, since it got from Aldaraan to Yavin in what was at most a few I'm guess it has hyperdrive and can outrun the shockwave created by an exploding/collapsing star.

      What about twin planets, say Romulus and Remus? They both appear to be planets, they do support life, which one would be conidered the domanant planetary body in its region of space? As far as Pluto and everything else in the Kuiper belt, we won't be able to agree on it until infinite improbability drive is invented or V'ger 6 is launched to map the area.

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    3. Re:Gotta be more specific.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Anything you can blow up with the Death Star [is a planet]

      Then young Darth Vader has a lot of dead ants, I mean planets in his back yard.

    4. Re:Gotta be more specific.... by DaltonRS · · Score: 1

      Alright, let's further clarify this by saying that we will define a planet based on the length of time it takes for a sustained beam from the Death Star to obliterate it.

    5. Re:Gotta be more specific.... by fshalor · · Score: 1

      I was prefering anything listed in HHGTTG... Earth rankedn an intial one word. And after being blown up, was expanded to two words.

      I'm supprised they haven't piced a third option. There's one which is seen a lot in other areas. 1o pick a "planet" as the minimum reference. 2o use this size as the reference size for planatary determination later.

      The main problem with this is two fold. 1. We may discover that as we keep looking we keep finding lots of "non-planets" which we should really consider planets below the size of our initial reference. 2. It's harder to determine the size of something in dimentions and its mass from a distance. And it's harder to tell its mass than to determine its orbital path. So there would be alot of blanks in the books until we got closer.

      I'm a fan for settling for the "Domanint" body win an exception clasue for Plutolike relationships. Something that differenciates between asteroid, extrasolarsystem objects, and a planet with a really funky relationship with another planet. Pluto may not be "dominant", but it spends most of its orbit "alone". Asteroids do not.

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    6. Re:Gotta be more specific.... by Eideewt · · Score: 1

      And how do we decide what time to use? We're back where we started!

    7. Re:Gotta be more specific.... by adamgolding · · Score: 1

      I've always had a hard time wielding non-existant weapons--doesn't this definition leave us with zero planets?

      Tomorrow on Slashdot: Earth is not a Planet!

  99. Simple definition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always thought that a planet is defined as any mass that orbits a star. Simplistic, perhaps but it seems to fit.

    Similiarly, I've thought that any mass that orbits a planet qualifies as a moon.

  100. Easy - second option; grandfather clause by Bombcar · · Score: 1

    Simply say that a planet is something big, etc, but Pluto gets to be a planet by a grandfather clause.

    Everyone's happy.

  101. Wow. That's wrong on several levels. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    First, planets don't "contain" atmospheres, the atmospheres wrap around the planets.

    Second, even guessing at what you meant, the definition is still ridiculous. Mercury doesn't have an atmosphere - at least no more than our moon has. On the other hand, there are lots of small irregular bodies that sport atmospheres at least some of the time - comets for example.

    So, by your definition, we'd lose Mercury and gain hundreds of celestial chew toys.

  102. Pond or Lake? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    In related news.. top pro fishermen gather to decide what is a lake. When is it a pond? When does it become a lake? Why isn't it a sea? What if a river runs through it - is it then a chubby river? What do you think?

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    1. Re:Pond or Lake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, you're probably joking, but discussions like this regarding "ocean" and "continent" happen on a regular basis. Is Europe a different continent than Asia? Is there a Southern Ocean?

      We even engage in drawn out political fights over such a silly question as whether or not a fetus is a human lifeform.

  103. Uhh... by Ichigo+Kurosaki · · Score: 1

    With a dictionary?

  104. caveat by uberjoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would add the condition that it must orbit a star, (to exclude moons) and not be a star itself (to exclude binary or multiple stars). And not be part of a belt of similar objects (to exclude Ceres, Juno, Pluto/Charon, and Sedna which are all spherical).

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    1. Re:caveat by madstork2000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then you have to define "belt" - if you look atthe relative distances of things the object in the kuiper "belt" are more spread out that say the objects (read planets) in the inner solar system of roughly similar size.

      Personally I think it is silly to disqualify something because it has "neighbors" or orbits in a "belt".

      My $.02:
      Any object that revolves around a star, and is not a star, has enough mass to be roughly spherical (say +/- 1% of a perfect sphere) due to its gravity is a PLANET.

      Objects that are roughly spherical that revolve around planets are MOONS (regardless of size.) If two objects revolve around each other and their center of gravity lies outside the radius of either partner then it is a binary planet.

      Objects that revolve around a star that are not roughly spherical are MINOR OBJECTS. This leads us to a bit of a problem because under my definition there would be no distinction between our friends the comets and asteroids.

      I imagine there could be a further classification, based on the shape of the orbit - so we can continue to have "comets" and "asteroids". However I do not like using the orbit shape in any definition.

      Objects that revolve around a planet taht are not roughly spherical are SATELLITES.

      By the way the reason WHY i do not like using the shape of the orbit or something like the vicinity of other objects in the definition is simple. Those characteristics can be changed. Orbits gradually change over time, especially early in the life cycle of the solar system.

      Granted objects are "captured" by planets and stars, and "ejected" in the same way. However, given enough time (and any external influences) don't orbits tend to become circular? So just because comets have highly elliptical orbits now does not mean they will be elliptical forever. The orbital shape is a TRANSITION characteristic. It is not inherent to the object.

      Oh well I have rambled on way to long about this....I am ponderig the much larger question - "Why do I care?"

    2. Re:caveat by cperciva · · Score: 1

      I would add the condition that it must orbit a star, (to exclude moons)

      Under this definition, Earth's moon is a planet.

    3. Re:caveat by tooth · · Score: 1
      Objects that are roughly spherical that revolve around planets are MOONS (regardless of size.) If two objects revolve around each other and their center of gravity lies outside the radius of either partner then it is a binary planet.

      I'd add to that that the point they orbit about must be outside the surface of both. This stops earth - moon becoming a binary planet.

      (mussing...) I wonder if you can get a star with a planet of similar mass? Maybe a drawf that captured a gas giant (or vice versa) though I'm having trouble coming up with something that could pull a big planet away fram it's parent star without ripping it to bits. Maybe an unstable triple system or cluster where a star fails to ignite and goes wadering?

    4. Re:caveat by Smauler · · Score: 1
      My $.02:
      Any object that revolves around a star, and is not a star, has enough mass to be roughly spherical (say +/- 1% of a perfect sphere) due to its gravity is a PLANET.
      Jupiter :
      Equatorial diameter 142,984 km
      Polar diameter 133,709 km

      I think you're going to have to widen that +/- 1% figure.
    5. Re:caveat by meowsqueak · · Score: 1

      I would add the condition that it must orbit a star, (to exclude moons)

      Uh, the Earth's moon does orbit a star - our sun. It takes a little over 365 earth days to complete a revolution. As do the moons of every other solar planet.

    6. Re:caveat by hattig · · Score: 1

      The parent post is roughly what I would have posted myself, so I'll save myself 5 minutes and simply agree.

      Maybe you could take the composition of the Minor Body into consideration - rocky: Asteroid, Icy: Comet. You could also apply the composition argument to the planets and moons as well - Rocky Planet, Gas Planet, Ice Planet and whatever exotic things we may discover in other solar systems in a few thousands years, all going well.

      Then you can make a table of Shape vs. Orbit vs. Composition, and put the names in there. Simple.

    7. Re:caveat by hattig · · Score: 1

      That is only because the planet is spinning. If it wasn't, and it had no external gravitation effects, it would be a near-perfect sphere. Regardless, its overall shape is because of gravity.

      It stands to reason that a gas giant would get a bigger beer gut than a rocky planet as well.

      I think that we will have to come to terms with having 5 Rocky Planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Ceres*), 4 Gas Giants (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) and numerous 'Ice/Rock Planets' (Pluto, Sedna, Quaoarrrr!, those two new ones and so on) in our Solar System.

      * I believe Ceres is large enough to have formed its shape under the influence of its own gravity, and it does rotate around the sun, albeit as part of the asteroid belt.

      I think we need some special consideration for 'Lost Moons' as well - moons that have escaped their parent planet's gravity and start wandering around the solar system under the Sun's gravitational well - if it was a large enough moon it would technically be a planet, but most likely its orbit wouldn't be as neat.

    8. Re:caveat by Random832 · · Score: 1

      FYI your definition of binary planet includes Pluto/Charon. Also, the sun and Jupiter would then form a binary object system.

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  105. Are you sure it's a river? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    It could be a creek or a stream.

    1. Re:Are you sure it's a river? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      What really is the difference between a creek and a stream anyway? Or as we down south called em.. criks. Does being in the south change what it is?

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  106. Same as an island ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if it's inhabited or if it'll feed one sheep during the summer season.

  107. Simple by fabioaquotte · · Score: 1
    // Define our planet so we can
    // use it later.
    #define PLANET Earth
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  108. Planet: A small plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rocket: A small rock
    Asteroid: Performance enhancer
    Sun: Male descendent

    Cripes. These terms are so obvious! Don't these bozos have anything better to do?

  109. In a word, yes. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    First, you have no definition of big, but assuming you mean "large enough for gravity to pull it into a sphere" then astronomers currently estimate 40-50 such bodies exist in the Kupier belt.

    So, are *you* planning to memorize the names of an extra 40-50 planets over the next several decades?

    1. Re:In a word, yes. by C_Kode · · Score: 1

      Thats how I initially wanted to declare a planet. If it's large enough that gravity can shape it, then it's a planet. The problem is that a softer substance would shape before a harder substance which means you could have a planet that is a quarter of the weight/size of a non-planet. I say it has to be determented by mass as long as that mass doesn't exceed critical mass. Then if that was the case, the sun would orbit the object not the other way around.

  110. A Katamari by VonGuard · · Score: 1

    Planet: a Giant lump of stuff and things as rolled up by a small green prince or one of his cousins.

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  111. Easy, Slashdot-friendly method by richdun · · Score: 1

    Anything requiring 50% or greater of full Death Star power to destory is a planet.

    Anything requiring 25% to 50% is a moon (Wait, that's no moon!)

    Anything less than 25% is a rock.

    (Those of other interests can substitute "Xindi Superweapon" for "Death Star" in above definition)

  112. Simple... The Deathstar Test by Nezer · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it can support the orbit of the Deathstar then it qualifies.

  113. The sensible thing is to realize that by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "planet" is a social term, not a technical one and freeze the list of planets at 9.

    This leaves us free to give the things we discover designations that reflect their structure or their position.

    I *do* think we will eternally regret wasting so many perfectly good names on moonlets and asteroids.

    1. Re:The sensible thing is to realize that by corblix · · Score: 1
      I *do* think we will eternally regret wasting so many perfectly good names on moonlets and asteroids.

      Indeed.

      It is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000 years in the future. The age of the galaxies has ended. The stars are naught but cinders. The joyous dance of light and gravity is coming to and end.

      The universe is dying.

      For the implacable Second Law of Thermodynamics has spoken, and none may gainsay its word. The terrible decree is that Entropy shall rule henceforth, for all eternity.

      The great civilizations withered and fell long, long ago. For eons they strove and built and fought and loved. They wrought mighty works and created hideous evils. They spanned the stars, the galaxies, and the super-super-superclusters with their ships, their communications, and other things for which there are no words. But now they are all gone. The empires, the governments, the communities, the families, even the individuals, all are gone.

      All, that is, but one. And that one has little time left.

      The Last Sophont has waged a terrible battle against mortality for ages untold. It has won, and won, and won again. But at last, there is no more winning. The Second Law will not be denied. And the Last Sophont knows that it is the last. When it is gone, there will be only mindlessness for all eternity.

      As the Last Sophont looks back over the trillions of millenia, it sees the good and the evil, but it also sees that the former far outweighs the latter. There have been pain and hatred and suffering and lies. But there have been so much more generosity and gentleness and goodness and truth. It has indeed been a good universe. And the Last Sophont speaks to all of creation. "Well done," it cries, "Very, very well done!" And the Last Sophont is happy.

      But as the remaining wisps of consciousness begin to fade, and the long mindless eternity prepares to engulf the universe, one final regret passes through the mind of the Last Sophont: "Damn! If only they hadn't named that thing 'Vesta'!"

  114. My definition by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1


    Any object with it's own orbital path around a star, with it's own atmosphere as faint or distinct as it might be.

  115. Generally streams are larger. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    But it's an arbitrary distinction since waterways keep right on changing even after they get an official name.

    In my area, we've got a Perkiomen Creek that is quite wide (and serious enough to have cut a nice valley) but the Manatawny River barely qualifies as "wet" if you ask me.

    Oh, and we tend to call them "criks" in Pennsylvania, too.

  116. By that definition by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    a comet or a leaky space probe is a planet.

  117. Easy by RidiculousPie · · Score: 1

    from a great distance

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  118. Like this by cartel · · Score: 1

    #define planet 1

  119. Why Bother?? by embezzled · · Score: 1

    Is there any benefits we gain from pigeon-holing something into names such as "planet"? Vocabulary is good and defining things is important but how exactly does calling something a planet help? Given that top scientists can't figure it out, its going to confuse the rest of us.

    I mean, is it worth investigating planets but not asteroids? Do planets have some divine importance that other things do not, or is it just a hangover from older times when we couldn't see these things so easily and didn't know that there was much difference between the two.

    In fact, is the number of planets that an important statistic about a solar system? Wouldn't it be better to have other measures like non-star mass and the number of discrete bodies of a system and then label the bodies based on their (more specific) type: To say that our solar system has 10 planets doesn't tell you as much as saying we have 4 gas giants and 4 liquidy-rocky bodies and a number of cold stones.

    It just seems like we are trying to shoe horn old lingo into a more modern era where we have found things to be not so black and white. Leave a simple definition stand that most people can live by and if people are interested we can tell them a lie that is more closer to the truth.

  120. Vogon dictionary: Planet by oniboy · · Score: 0

    A large spherical object with insignificant life forms living on it that get in the way of interestellar highways.

  121. MOD PARENT UP by codergeek42 · · Score: 1

    funny++

  122. Forget the planet, how do you define yourself? by Lighterup · · Score: 1

    quit asking such questions

  123. I define a planet EXACTLY... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    as the dictionary describes it, which is quite relevant (with exception to our asteroid belt between the Mars/Jupiter orbits)

    A non-luminous celestial *BODY* (not bodies) illuminated by the light from a star, such as our sun, around which it revolves.

    Comets, I think would not fit this definition, nor asteroids, simply because their orbit does not follow the regular path of orbit that the other planets do (minus Neptune/Pluto, which have switched orbits, making Neptune once again the closer 'planet' to our sun for now.)

    This definition seems to work very well in many other surveys of systems that "seem" to have 'planets' revolving around them. Why not use it until we find another definition, one that's perhaps more accurate than the one we use now, defined from the very planet we live upon?

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  124. If the people think it's a planet... by ecloud · · Score: 1

    it's nearly impossible to convince everyone otherwise. One scientist was being interviewed on NPR after this latest discovery and said he and many scientists used to like to argue that Pluto was not a planet, but have now given up the fight due to overwhelming public opinion that it's already been a planet for many decades now, so why change our minds? And if Pluto is a planet, this newly discovered object must be one too by the same criteria. (Unless you disqualify it on the basis of its inclined orbit.) It'd probably be even more contentious than switching to the metric system. At least most of the world managed to do that though.

  125. Let CowboyNeal Decide by scruffy · · Score: 1
    If CowboyNeal says it's a planet, that's good enough for me.

    If you want additional caution, there is always the duck test.

  126. Sigh. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 3, Informative

    What the heck do they teach kids these days?

    Saturn and Uranus were titans - beings that came before the gods. Neptune was named in modern times, but they kept the roman naming tradition, same with Pluto, Roman god of the dead.

    And then they proceeded to waste all the other greek and roman names on every rock, brick and crater they could find which is why we're reduced to naming moons after Shakespearean characters.

    The naming of Charon was a slick trick - the discoverer specified that the name be spelled like the name of the mythical figure, but that the name be pronounced "Sharon" - which happened to be the guys wife.

    1. Re:Sigh. by doug · · Score: 1

      Huh?

      The Titans were too gods. They were pre-Olympian, but they most certainly were gods. The fundamental difference between the older Titans and the younger Olympians is one of generation.

      - doug

      PS: Thanks for the bit about his wife being "Sharon". I had never heard that before.

  127. On the other hand by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    by that definition, every single one of the tens of thousands of Kupier belt objects (of which Pluto is one) are now planets.

    And I dispute your claim that asteroids have irregular orbits, Ceres and Vesta have orbits every bit as predictable as the Earth's and so do most other asteroids.

    1. Re:On the other hand by Khyber · · Score: 0, Troll

      Did you not read the part which I specifically said excluded the asteroids orbiting between Mars and Jupiter?? Common sense would allow for objects outside Pluto/Neptune's orbit as well, by simple rules of centripetal force. Seeing as comets do not adhere to this rule, by simply changing their orbits slightly due to gravitational forces (as well as celestial bodies outside our "belt" as you call it, when in reality it's a SPHERE instead of a belt around our solar system, [back to high-school, friend]) it's reasonable to assume that indeed our CURRENT definition is correct, since everything else you mentioned does not revolve around (as revolve means within one direction) rather than surrounds our solar system. Just as we've just recently proven our galaxy is not a spiral galaxy, but a Barred-spiral, specifically, a class Bb spiral galaxy.

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  128. Wah? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Why not just admit the word has no useful technical definition and leave it at that?

  129. That's false. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    The center of gravity of the combined earth-moon system is beneath the crust of the earth.

    Think about it - the moon is only a few percent of the earth's mass - as we orbit around the sun together, the moon does all the swinging around, the earth just wobbles a bit.

  130. Re:Planet criteria... by Alien54 · · Score: 1

    Major Planet: Sufficiently large to maintain it's own atmosphere

    Minor Planet: Sufficiently large to maintain spherical shape

    Currently practice demands the following exception:

    may not be orbiting another body except a star, or similar body.

    Pluto has the problem that most of it's atmosphere is essentially frozen.

    Titan maintains an atmosphere via gravity stress from Saturn generating heat.

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  131. HHGG explains it... by fdrebin · · Score: 1

    Anything comparable in size to Marvin's brain.

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  132. My Planets.. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1


    1. Has or has had liquid core.
    2. No natural fusion reactions going on.
    3. Big enough to have energetic fluids on surface (weather or similar fluid mechanics).

  133. Two life based definitions by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
    I have two life based definitions. After all, humans view most things from the human perspective.

    Life definition: A planet is any body which is sustaining life on an indefinite or permanent basis. Under this definition, a small asteroid or comet which contains cellular life which is doing it's thing would be a planet, if such exists.

    Human centric definition: A planet is any body on which humans or humanic entities are indefinitely or permanently living, whether or not using technology to enable it. Under this definition, only the Earth is a planet so far, but Mars, Venus, the moon, and even Mercury could potentially become planets.

    The second definition agrees well with the Kirk test mentioned above.

  134. Here's my criteria... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    ...not that my opinion really matters much to the world of astronomy but...

    1) Spheroid shaped.

    2) Orbits a star itself directly, and not primarily orbiting another planet (i.e a satellite of that other planet), though if a pair of planets orbit each other while the pair orbits their star then I'd give them both credit.

    3) Big and massive enough to have a notable about of gravity itself, probably at least a quarter of the Earth's gravity.

    4) ???

    5) Planet!

    1. Re:Here's my criteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mine would be an immense solid body, somewhat ovoid in shape, covered with relatively miniscule live forms and surrounded by gaseous clouds.

      Oh, wait. I just described myself.

  135. As long as... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    The existing "classic" 9 planets retain their status, even if they defy whatever definition they come up with, I don't really care what definition they use. They can always make explicit exceptions for historical reasons.

  136. Lets play "Who is right?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A botanist, a landscaper and a plumber walk into the forest. The botanist says "that's a wonderful specimen of Acer rubrum!". The landscaper says "Yes, a very nice Red Maple.". The plumber says "Are you guys talking about that tree?"

    The different names are useful for different contexts, but they're all correct and proper. A layman is going to use the generic term "tree" because they don't really care about what species it is. A landscaper will use the more common name because they have to be able to distinguish different types of trees. A botanist will use the scientific name, because trees in other parts of the world have different common names, but scientific names are the same.

    The naming system for planets needs to work the same way. A layman can call Pluto a snowball, and they're right. A school teacher can call Pluto a planet, and they'd be right. A scientist can call Pluto a Kuiper Belt Object, and they're right.
    Pluto is a ball of ice, which describes composition. Pluto is a planet, because it's been so for the last 75 years; it's like trying to say Columbus didn't discover America. Pluto is also a Kuiper Belt Object, but that doesn't describe anything unless you understand the context; most people you ask "what is the Kuiper Belt" would respond "something to hold up Kuiper's pants".

    I think the IAU need to take a step back, and look at biology for a minute. Come up with something like a binomial or trinomial nomiclature system for astronomy, and stop dicking around with common terms like "planet" and "star".

  137. Re:Dave's not here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate it too when my expectations for good types of trips are dashed - where are my tickets to Disneyland, Zonk?!?!

  138. How about ... by lonedfx · · Score: 1

    "A planet is an object that is massive enough to become spherical under its own gravity, yet not big enough to produce nuclear fusion in its core."

    Sure it would make a few hundred objects in our own solar systems be planets, but so what ? Who's afraid of big numbers ? Is it that it would be a problem to keep up making new schoolbooks ? Just list the first 9 discovered planets and be done, who exactly expects anybody to learn entire catalogs of celestial objects and for what purpose anyway ? Use the opportunity to introduce the problem of classification of objects and you've got a good way of jumping into a description of various kinds of stary objects.

    lone, dfx.

  139. it's all a matter of size...... by hahaha_it+works! · · Score: 1

    i think that there are four section for defining objects in the solar system

    moon: objects which are in eccentric or non-eccentric orbit around an object which is not a star and regardless of size.

    minor planets: objects in eccentric orbits of a star(s) and are equaled to or less than 3000km accross.

    planets: objects greater than 3000km accross and have non-eccentric orbits around a star(s).

    eccentric planets: objects of greater than 3000km and have eccentric orbits.

    i don't think that pluto is a planet. it was always assumed that there was a ninth planet, way before it was "discovered", and it was looked for and when clyde w. tombaugh seen pluto on the negative, then he assumed that it was the ninth planet that everyone belived was out there and hay presto; we have a new planet. and anyways....these people didn't even know what the earth looked like....why should we be the laughing stock of the galaxie because people 100 years ago could tell a planet from a minor planet....god, the emails i get......
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  140. Neptune is NOT near pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neptune is, on average, more in Uranus's region of space than Pluto's. (No first grade humor intended)
    Then again, what do you expect from slashdot?

  141. Plute vs. Mercury by localman · · Score: 1

    Wait... if Pluto doesn't qualify then why would Mercury? Thee most obvious reason something would be a dominant body would be if it had moons. Neither of those do. So what makes Neptune dominant over Pluto that doesn't make Venus dominant over Mercury? I would have guessed if they were that far apart (i.e. not interacting notably most of the time with any other non-star stuff) then it would be dominant. Which would include both Pluto and Mercury.

    Cheers.

  142. Use the Purpose of the definition by awol · · Score: 1

    First IANAA, but for me the purpose of the definition of planet operates within the context of a Solar System. And there are a number of astronimical concepts, for most of which I do not know the technical details. But, it seems to me that the set of planets within a solar system come from the set of objects that orbit around the star(s) in question.

    Then I think we add a proviso that the object must nver have a retrograde movement in relation to its orbit around the star. This would eliminate any object that orbits an object that orbits the star(s) in question. (I think)

    Then perhaps we can use the lagrange points to help eliminate the small and/or the eccentric. This is probably some function of the radius of the Hill sphere since that radius is a function of the mass of the objects (the object to be classified and the mass of the start(s)) and the distance from the object from the planet.

    Why is this definition useful? well, perhaps it isn't however in my view if we ever get of this rock then objects with somehow conveniently sized Hill spheres might have some suitable orbital features that make them qualitatively different to those objects that do not have such conveniently size Hill spheres. In fact, it is this issue that is at the source of my "astronomical feature" definition since objects that fall into the category (however it is defined) are inherently more useful than ones that do not. they would be the planets.

    Just a thought

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  143. My definition of a planet has always been this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The largest celestial body in a group of celestial bodies orbiting a large celestial thermonuclear fire (a "star"). "Group of celestial bodies" means what we perceive as a planet as well as the things in orbit around it (moons, rings, etc.).

    Maybe add "and whose group's barycenter (basically the center of gravity of the entire group, moons and all) remains inside the celestial body", which would count out Pluto as well as the largest asteroid in the asteroid belt.

  144. Sadly, this actually matters by solareagle · · Score: 1

    Does it really matter to scientists? I mean, really, regardless of how we define "planet", it is only semantics. The definition is not going to change a single scientific property of a single object in the universe. So I'd say from a purely scientific standpoint, it is irrelevant. On the other hand, from a PR standpoint, it could end up being very important. If I was an astronomer, I'd vote for a definition that is as broad as possible without over-doing it. Think of it - you are asking a funding agency, congress, etc for money to study object X. You are much more likely to capture the agency's (and the public's) attention if you say you are studying a planet. Should any intelligent society be ignorant of the planets in its own solar system? What will our galactic neighbors say! On the other hand, try getting funding to study "one of the several thousand objects beyond the orbit of Neptune". Just doesn't drum up the same level of excitement, does it?

    1. Re:Sadly, this actually matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't matter if you science followers could pay for your own research instead of being dependent on the public teat. If you collected money by tithing then you could call them whatever you pleased. When is this country going to stop unconstitutionally funding the science religion at the expense of all the other equally valid religions ?

  145. i'd say by mike_quinlivan · · Score: 1

    i'd say a planet is anything that occurs naturally in space that can maintain a signifigant amount of life

  146. a non-obvious definition by piani · · Score: 1

    A planet would be any object or group of objects orbiting a star that cannot be readily mistaken as a common member of a belt of objects in said orbit.

    The implications are straightfoward.

    Any well known object in a belt can be considered a planet. A planet is simply a landmark in a field of debris. Be it Earth, Pluto, or the best little truck stop in the entire asteroid belt. Its a landmark convieniently named for reference.

    The term planet is not scientific. Further, there is no scientific need to differentiate between an object which is a planet and one which is not. Scientific dialog must be in terms of characteristics of objects.

    Any debate within the scientific community over this particular point is merely an excuse used to defend an individuals or groups lack of rigor or diligence in their professional communication.

  147. yo' mama by lanced · · Score: 1

    There's a your-mama-is-so-fat-joke just waiting to be written. In fact, your mama's so fat, that I don't even need to write the 'your mama's' joke about defining planets, because even the geeks on slashdot already been there, done that and got the t-shirt. It should be on thinkgeek by tomorrow.

  148. What I feel a planet should be defined as... by AviN456 · · Score: 1

    ...and other related terms

    Planet: Any natural roughly spherical object (a) orbiting a star or stars (b), with no other natural objects in the same orbit around (b) which are not orbiting said object (a), and which is in a stable orbit around said star or stars (b)
    Planetoid: Any object which would be a planet as defined above, other than not being in a stable orbit
    Rouge Planet: Any object which was once a planet, and is no longer in an orbit around a star or stars
    Moon: Any natural object in stable orbit around a planet

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  149. ok, how about this... by Malor · · Score: 1

    What the heck. I'm an ignorant layman who'd probably look in the wrong end of the telescope, so of course I'll weigh in with an opinion. It's the Slashdot Way.

    My goal: to be conservative and preserve the status quo. Nine planets was good enough for me, dammit, and it should be good enough for all of humanity until the end of time.

    After five entire minutes of thought (and man do I need a nap now), I came up with this:

    1. Orbits the sun.
    2. Is not a star. Planets are fusion-free zones.
    3. Gas giants count, as long as there's none of that nasty fusion stuff going on.
    4. Has enough size/gravity to hold an atmosphere of X% of the pressure of Earth's, if it were in the same orbit Earth is. Initial value of X is 10, subject to change. Actual PRESENCE of atmosphere is irrelevant. It's the mass that matters. This means that small, very dense objects could be planets, and things made of duffuse materials would have to be exceedingly large.
    5. Tweak the number in 4 (10%) up or down to the minimum required to let the existing 9 planets remain as planets. Ideally, tweak it high enough to shut out all these silly pretend planets people keep coming up with.

    Everyone knows there are nine planets, so by golly, we rejigger the rules until we have nine planets. :-)

    1. Re:ok, how about this... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      What about Mercury, which has no atmosphere at all beyond a smattering of Helium that streams off the sun? Pluto, whose atmosphere freezes solid when it passes Neptune orbit? Titan, in orbit of Saturn, which has an atmosphere 50% denser than earth's?

    2. Re:ok, how about this... by Malor · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Mercury have sufficient gravity for an atmosphere? Just because it's been boiled away by the Sun doesn't mean it couldn't potentially have one, if it were in Earth's orbit. And Pluto has gravity enough to hold an atmosphere, obviously, since it has one to freeze out in the deep dark. If you'll notice, that's exactly why I said 'has sufficient gravity to hold an atmosphere in Earth's orbit'. I didn't say 'has atmosphere', I said 'could potentially hold one in the correct orbit'.

      And Titan doesn't orbit the Sun.

  150. Input from Slashdot by MalusCaelestis · · Score: 1

    Maybe Slashdot readers can give them some help.


    Because the International Astronomical Union always turns to the Slashdot community for answers to the really tough questions.

  151. I think it should be based on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it should be based on the gravity power level it produces. black holes should be planets not filled with stuff yet. lol

  152. The way it already is defined by spx · · Score: 1

    planet Audio pronunciation of "planet" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (plnt) n. 1. A nonluminous celestial body larger than an asteroid or comet, illuminated by light from a star, such as the sun, around which it revolves. In the solar system there are nine known planets: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. 2. One of the seven celestial bodies, Mercury, Venus, the moon, the sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn, visible to the naked eye and thought by ancient astronomers to revolve in the heavens about a fixed Earth and among fixed stars. 3. One of the seven revolving astrological celestial bodies that in conjunction with the stars are believed to influence human affairs and personalities. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=planet I think if we need to define something that we already know what it is, we have some serious issues on hand.

  153. Why not focus on their creation? by Phleg · · Score: 1

    I would suggest that the definition of a planet be an object of sufficiently large size that it became rounded by its own gravity. PLUS, it must have been formed through accumulation in the accretion disk of the planet it currently orbits. Thus, objects like Pluto would not be considered planets (as they were not formed inside of our solar system).

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    1. Re:Why not focus on their creation? by Phleg · · Score: 1

      Er, the accretion disk of the STAR around which it currently orbits.

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  154. IT'S JUST LANGUAGE!!! by Zsinj · · Score: 1

    What label you put on an object does not change its physical properties. Come on, people, how many good scientists are wasting their time arguing over useless titles? I couldn't care less about the definition of the word "planet."

    1. Re:IT'S JUST LANGUAGE!!! by gronofer · · Score: 1
      You can't write good scientific articles if the terms you use don't have precise definitions. It would make the whole article imprecise and open to interpretation depending on different interpretation of the terms.

      In this case the question is about whether astronomers can give a precise definition of the word "planet", or whether they have to abandon the term.

  155. Categorical Definition (scientific legalese) by transami · · Score: 1

    A Planet is an object that orbits a Star NOT belonging to any other well-defined category according to region, size and composition besides gaseous-giant or terrestial-tectonic. Conversely, and for clarity, any object that orbits a Star, either independently or in conjuction, readily belonging to an additional well-defined category is called a Planetoid. In so far as a particular usage may be considered irregular, not of a well-defined cataegory, or referring to the superset of all Star-orbiting objects, the term Planetary Object is used in conjunction with the specified capacity, although colloqually the term Planet may be used in it's place.

    So...

    Pluto is a not a Plant, but rather a Planetoid, b/c it can be readily categorized along with the other Kepler Bodies (as a matter of region, size and composition). And Jupiter is a Planet b/c it cannot be readily categoized with anything else besides the other gaseous giants. Likewise for the Earth, being terrestial and tectonically active. But not the Earth's Moon b/c it's not tectonic. Nonetheless, Pluto can be referred to as a Planet casually, as may the Moon, as a corse synonym for Planetary Object.

    So the terms take on a percise meaning, but one that is also somewhat flexible according to usage.

    Anyhow, that's my 2 pennies.

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  156. Getting medieval by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    That a publication entitled "New Scientist" should publish this article is an irony, because to invent and dispute definitions is to carry on the scientific tradition of Aristotle.

  157. My take on it, like my opinion matters... by fzammett · · Score: 1

    * Must orbit a star, in any form (i.e., brown dwarf, red giant, typical main sequence, etc). While I suspect there may be planets out there that are not orbiting stars, my bet is that they are rare enough to warrant their own title. Anything else is most likely not something that might be considered a planet (i.e., comets and the like, which may not be in orbits around stars).

    * Must *not* orbit another body that itself would qualify as a planet (yes, I realize that technically our moon orbits the Sun just like Earth does, but the distinction is which body exerts the most direct gravitational effect). It seems reasonable that if an object is orbiting something we call a planet, it probably should not be a planet itself, it should be a moon. A problem here is of course when we discover a binary planet system where both objects would otherwise be called a planet. I say tie goes to the larger object :) It's the planet, the smaller body is a moon. Call me when we find a system where the objects are identical in size!

    * Must be larger than our own moon by at least 10%. This is the most arbitrary of the criteria, but I think of it like this... we need a known reference point for comparison, and since no one wants to call the moon a planet, I'll add a little and call it a selection criteria! :) I don't want to see a bunch of asteroids being called planets because they meet the other criteria. I'm sure we'll discover some interesting exceptions, but for the most part I think this will wind up being true.

    * Its orbital path must be something close to circular, perhaps to within 25% or something... all the planets in our own solar system are someting close to circular orbits (I don't know by what percentage they vary away from a perfect circle, but I'm guessing it's no more than 25%). Anything in a more eccentric orbit is probably a comet or meteor or something like that, and this rule should help keep it that way.

    * It must posess some atmosphere. A body with no atmosphere probably isn't large enough anyway, but I think its important to state it. It can be as thin an atmosphere as you like, so long as it has something.

    Eh, I'm sure there's all kinds of flaws with those criteria, but no one else seems to be coming up with the obvious right answer either :)

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    1. Re:My take on it, like my opinion matters... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      I should point out that I deliberatly tried to write these criteria so that the existing planets in our solar systen would all qualify, but (to the best of my knowledge) no known Kuiper Belt Objects, or any other object out there that we know about, would qualify. I'm *fairly* sure I succeeded :)

      Also, no existing moons would change in classification. I believe this is the way it should be, I don't think it is warranted to change the status of any known objects. The outer planets have always been debatable, but I give them the benefit of the doubt.

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    2. Re:My take on it, like my opinion matters... by TERdON · · Score: 1

      I should point out that I deliberatly tried to write these criteria so that the existing planets in our solar systen would all qualify

      Mercury doesn't have any atmosphere...

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    3. Re:My take on it, like my opinion matters... by fzammett · · Score: 1

      http://www.astrosociety.org/education/publications /tnl/22/22.html

      Scroll down about half way to the "Does Mercury have an atmosphere?" question. Seems it does, sort of, kind, in a way :)

      You raise an interesting point though, and illustrate just how hard defining a planet actually is... we'd have to define what exactly an "atmosphere" is first :)

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  158. Common sense would seem to say something by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    I like the definition being:

    Planet: a body large enough to be be pulled into a roughly spherical shape due to gravity. Note: not nessacarily orbiting a star, there could be rogue planets wandering our galaxy, in the spaces between stellar systems.

    Then you can have
    Minor Planet: a planet not large enough to hold onto an apreciable atmosphere. This would make mercury a planet, but make it a minor planet. Ceres would also be a planet, but a minor planet. Pluto gets to remain a planet.

    Major planet: a planet large enough to hold onto an apreciable atmosphere. Mars, Venus, Earth.

    Gas Giant: a major planet whose majority of mass is in its atmosphere. Neptune, Uranus, Saturn. I believe these are thought to have rocky cores, but they are mostly thier gases.

    Brown Dwarf: A gas giant, which is nothing but atmosphere. Some theories say Jupiter doesn't have a core, it's all gas to its very center. Some refer to it as a failed star rather than a planet. Hey I'm all for bumping Jupiter up in status.

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  159. Class system! by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1

    I don't care what is decided, so long as Earth is an M-class planet.

  160. The actual criteria by Darth+Cow · · Score: 1

    At the very least, a planet meets these criteria:

    1. Mass is too low to allow for thermonuclear reactions.
    2. Large enough that they are formed into a spherircal shape by the force of gravity.
    3. Rotates a star.

    Other than that, though, the definition of a planet tends to lose meaning. Is size a relevant criterion? Maybe, but there are dozens of Kepler belt objects that meet the definition. Bigger than Pluto? Okay, but it's still rather arbitrary.

    You also get funky objects like Triton (one of Neptune's moons) that was once a Kepler belt object around the size of Pluto, but was captured by Neptune's orbit.

    Sounds like plenty of good reasons to just abandon the term "planet" in scientific discussion altogether.

  161. hm by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

    Before answering this, perhaps one should answer 'What would the definition of a planet be used for'

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  162. The definition by shrey · · Score: 1

    Well the definition must classify a body as planet based on atleast the following facts : 1) Mass (there should be a lower limit to mass) 3) Density (both upper and lower limit should be applied to density) 2) Shape (this should eliminate most of the asteroids) 3) Size (The lower limit should be pluto) 4) The Orbit. (The orbit must centre about a star, satellites will be eliminated) 5) Composition (ie. % solid % gaseous and % liquid) All the limits should be set such that the existing objects classified as planets should fit in. This is necessary to avoid unnecessary confusion in public.

  163. who the hell cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who the hell cares?

  164. best definition is no definition by drfireman · · Score: 1

    Is there anything at stake here? Does a hunk of rock get more representatives in congress if it's called a planet? Is labelling something a planet going to change our knowledge of its shape, composition, orbit, history, appearance, or anything else meaningful? Is the word "planet" a natural phenomenon, the definition of which we can discover through scientific investigation? Is there any realistic circumstance in which agreeing to a formal definition of planet is going to help scientific communication any more than simply being explicit when it's important? (Bearing in mind that agreeing to a formal definition means we'll have to annotate all uses of the word, formal and informal, for the next fifty years.) And most importantly, if some committee settles on a definition that excludes Earth, will we all have to leave and go find a real planet to live on?

    There's nothing more irritating than a debate about terminology masquerading as a scientific or philosophical debate. Can someone convince me this isn't just yet another example of this annoying pastime?

  165. Another modest proposal by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna let out my inner geek on this one.

    I think "planet" can be defined in a fairly simple way that would be satisfy nearly everybody

    A planet is

    1. a naturally occuring object (exclude Death Star, Ring World, other artificial constructs and/or products of imagination)
    2. with an escape velocity exceeding 333 kph (a bit more than twice as fast as an athlete could throw a baseball)
    3. that doesn't glow from intrinsically produced energy (exclude brown stars while including Earth, Jupiter, etc)
    4. and is not in orbit around a planet (exclude moons, but include the possibility of an interstellar wanderer-- a planet with no sun).

    I think the second point is the key one. I think to be called a planet, the object has to obey the "what goes up must come down" rule for the range of human-powered activities. If you set a golf ball on the surface and take a whack at it, there should be no doubt that the ball will follow a suborbital trajectory.

  166. Bottom line by xihr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The bottom line here is that most professional astronomers don't care about these objective definitions. When astronomers are doing research, none of it hangs precariously on the definition of planet or asteroid or something else. They specify what they mean -- Jupiter, or the major gas giants, or the Earth-crossing asteroids, or transneptunian objects, or plutinos.

    These names (planet, asteroid, comet, etc.) are just arbitrary labels invented by people, after all. They have no special significance, and they never have. After all, planet comes from the Greek word for "wanderer," a reference to the fact that planets appeared to be stars in the sky that moved. Asteroid means "star-like," a reference to the fact (as astronomical observations improved) they appeared to be moving objects that didn't have observable disks like the other planets (because they are too small).

    The IAU, the international organization responsible for such names, has never given them any objective definitions. Why? Because they don't need any. Sorting out terminology like this is almost completely ancillary to getting actual astronomy and astrophysics done. The very reason that those interested in establishing definitions can't agree on objective definitions underlines the point: because they are totally arbitrary and not very important.

    Almost all of the furor about redefining terms, recategorizing objects, demoting planets and promoting asteroids, has come from amateurs and the popular media. Don't you think that if professional astronomers thought that this was such a crucial issue that they wouldn't have taken care of it handily? They haven't because it's not nearly as important as amateurs seem to think. That amateurs and the popular media are seemingly fixated on such trivialities indicates strongly to me that they're missing something: namely that these classifications have no external significance.

    The map is not the territory. Give it a rest, already. I know, why doesn't everyone concentrate their energies on doing actual astronomy?

  167. Re:Shape and orbit - GRAVITY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the name is essentially something that is going to be useful then I'd say over a certain mass, or perhaps over a certain GRAVITY. So if someone says - hey there's a planet over there, you know you can land and go for a walk without floating off into space. :) So solid form (?) and reasonable gravity.

  168. Re:Why is this so hard? [append] by coaxial · · Score: 1

    To follow up my own post, even the IAU is stumped on what to call objects orbiting brown dwarfs.

  169. Preach it, brother by Ivan+Matveitch · · Score: 1

    Amen.

    My theory: A child can point to Pluto on a map of the solar system though he cannot at all understand Newton's abstract conjectures. His intellectual relationship with the natural world begins when he learns about the various animals and, say, the reptiles---that is, when he discovers various concrete things and is taught to classify them.

    It seems that long after such children grow up, they yet expect scientific inquiry to proceed along those lines. But science grew up long ago.

  170. Defining a Planet by klept · · Score: 1

    The definetion will change with changes in scientific instruments, which change with technology, and ultimately from science. Pluto was classified as a planet when discovered because the instruments used could find nothing larger in space at that distance. When the instruments became more detailed in thier findings, suddenly there were more objects then Pluto at that distance. Nature is seldom ever the black and white contrast that reductionist science likes to catergorize.

  171. Is this important? by Tommer · · Score: 1

    "What has weighed down everything?
    What is most extensive?
    What is the one thing that has
    All under its control?

    Name has weighed down everything;
    Nothing is more extensive than name.
    Name is the one thing that has
    All under its control."

    Buddha

    Why is there a committee to decide this? What purpose does it serve?

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    -- Tom Rathborne
  172. Purpose of having a definition? by Hylander · · Score: 1

    Since it doesn't really matter, surely we should just come up with a definition that leaves us with the existing 9 planets. Then we won't need to rewrite any books, or cause stupid arguments.

  173. anything that orbits the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my opinion size doesn't matter. Anything that orbits the sun should be a planet, and anything that orbits a planet is a moon and so forth.

  174. Definition. by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

    A planet is any non-star whose immediate orbit is around a star.

    Yes, this makes for tiny planets. Too bad; deal with it. Anything else is arbitrary.

  175. Scientific vs Popular Metrics by dynamo52 · · Score: 1

    If the definition of "planet" isn't specific enough that astronomers can use it, then I don't think it should be used when teaching children either. Astronomers still need to be able to communicate with the general public.

    I agree. Now if the schools and media would just start using parsecs instead of light years, and, for that matter, grams and liters, instead of pounds and gallons, we would be getting somewhere.

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  176. Two Types of Planets by kakos · · Score: 1

    There are exactly two types of planets. Terrestrial, or rocky, planets and gas giants. Terrestrial planets consist of heavy metals, rocks, etc. Gas giants are mostly gas. A planet must fall within one of these categories. In addition, it must be large enough to be a sphereoid and it must not be part of a debris field. This gives us eight planets. Four inner terrestrial planets and four outer gas giants. The rest is destritus. Pluto is not a terrestrial planet because it is severely lacking in heavy metals and rocks, so it is not a planet. Same with the new "planet" and Sedna and any other large KBO we find.

  177. Why define "planet" at all? by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    It does sound as though "planet" is a bit of arbitrary distinction. Does science need it, or is is really only useful as a layman's word?

    Still, if I had to, the one I'd choose is: "non-fusioning sun-orbiting object made spherical by the force of its own gravity".

    1. Re:Why define "planet" at all? by flyneye · · Score: 0

      We could whittle it down more to only useful orbs as such.
      1.Could it be reached by transporter,whereupon one with a red shirt is zapped by lifeform,bringing about the exclaimation"He's dead Jim".
      2.If redshirt is a lawyer or government agent,lifeform on said planet could be concidered intellegent.
      2.If redshirt is busty blonde or carrying beer,theres no intellegent life down here!
      3.If no one gets zapped,there is no life here,its boring,are there exploitable resources?
      4.If no exploitable resources,This is a rock not a planet,why are we wasting research dollars here?

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  178. Here's a thought by kentrel · · Score: 1
    How about a formula based on the ratio of the mass of the star to the planet?

    This would only be marginally useful in our own solar system, but as we discover more and more planets around other star systems we can have a mathematical basis in which to designate an object a planet or just some orbiting crap, plus it instantly give a relationship to our own.

    The sun:earth ratio is 333,000:1

    Make that the S:E ratio (for arguments sake).

    Jupiter (I think) is 33,000:1

    You could call that a deci-SE etc (obviously better terminology needs to be used) We compare the gravity of other planets to Earth's (g) so we can always use the Sun:Earth ratio as a gauge for all other planet discoveries

  179. Planets are round - Due to mass and gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By their shape we shall know them - An asteroid could be odd shaped - a planet is always round.

    Now if it has an atmosphere - and some water - and ain't to far - I might just even visit one day.

    - Julian Woolford - Kimachi Media - www.kimachi.com

  180. Yes, I did, but apparently you can't read at all. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Khyber: "Comets, I think would not fit this definition, nor asteroids, simply because their orbit does not follow the regular path of orbit that the other planets do"

    Porkchop: "I dispute your claim that asteroids have irregular orbits, Ceres and Vesta have orbits every bit as predictable as the Earth's and so do most other asteroids."

    Khyber: "Did you not read the part which I specifically said excluded the asteroids orbiting between Mars and Jupiter??"

    Now, which of us can't read?

    BTW, "common sense" has no place at all in the scientific method. No does our "CURRENT DEFINITION" of a planet since, in fact, we don't have one.

  181. Bingo. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    The term "planet" has no real technical meaning, we should develop descriptive terms for types of celestial bodies (rocky, icy, gassy, dopey, etc..)

  182. Re:Planet criteria... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  183. Go back to the *original* definition by jonadab · · Score: 1

    I'd go back to the original definition: a celestial body, visible with the naked eye from Earth, which (phenomenologically) 'wanders' or 'moves' relative to the backdrop of stars. This would include comets, the moon, and the Sun, but it would exclude Kuiper belt objects, because they can't be seen without the aid of telescopes. It might exclude Uranus and Neptune as well, for the same reason.

    HTH.HAND.

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  184. Many astronomers would agree with you by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    except for the huge PR backlash when they tried to "demote" Pluto.

    I think we should abandon "planet" as a technical term and simply adopt terms that reflect reality better - "rocky planet", "minor planet", etc..

  185. 2003ub13 by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    is probably larger than pluto.

    1. Re:2003ub13 by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Does it meet the other criteria?

      I have no doubt there are a bunch of objects out there yet to be discovered that will be borderline cases, regardless of what definition one chooses.

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  186. Use A Practical Definition by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

    Forget all this rubbish about being spherical. What the hell is "spherical" anyway? Most planets are NOT spheres.

    Use gravity. Have the definition of a planet as being a body whose normal surface gravity at any point on its surface is not below some minimum value of X gals, where X gals is some practical value chosen for its ability to support adequately people walking and/or living for a short period on the object.

    The nice thing about such a definition is that very small objects with sufficient gravity will be planets (unlikely), very large objects with low gravity will not be planets (unlikely), and best of all, even objects that are not very "round" can still be planets as they are suitable for "expeditions".

    I hearby patent this method of naming planets ON A COMPUTER. The USPTO should therfore grant me a 20 year domination of the galaxy shortly.

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  187. Errr... by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Where do you think the Kupier belt came from?

    Pluto, comets, asteroids, little frozen knickknacks a quarter of a light year away, all formed from the "accretion disk".

    1. Re:Errr... by Phleg · · Score: 1

      However, most aren't large enought to have formed a sphere by their own gravity.

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  188. Great galloping gophers! by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Thee most obvious reason something would be a dominant body would be if it had moons. Neither of those do.

    You fail it.

    1. Re:Great galloping gophers! by localman · · Score: 1

      Well I'll be! I guess I'm a bit unedjumacated :)

      Though that actually just makes me more curious -- why does Mercury qualify as the single dominant body in its immediate neighborhood but Pluto does not? If Charon qualifies as a satellite, then wouldn't that mean Pluto was dominating it? What is mercury dominating? And what does Neptune do to Pluto that Venus doesn't do to Mercury? The article says that Pluto crosses Neptunes orbit... are they saying that means that Neptune and Pluto are in the same "immediate neighborhood"? But Pluto and Neptune are always more than 1.6 Tm apart, wheras Mercury and Venus are never more than .6 Tm apart, and are somtimes as close as .05 Tm (if my calculations are correct).

      I'm confused or ignorant or something.

      Cheers.

  189. A Rose By Any Other Name by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

    The best part is, Pluto will continue to be Pluto regardless of what the IAU (I Am Uptight?) decides. It was there before us, and will continue after we've been long forgotten.

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  190. What's at stake by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Pride and bragging rights. The guy who discovered Neptune and Pluto became celebrities, and everyone still knows what they found even if few still remember their names. The guys who hunt comets (for example) can find dozens over a career and few will know their names, or the things they found.. Discovering a "planet" is a much bigger deal than discovering "yet another rock"

  191. Pluto's orbit is retrograde and eccentric by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Pluto's orbit is eccentric enough that it passes closer to the sun than Neptune (but never gets close to Neptune - think "spirograph") It's also significantly tilted with respect to the rest of the solar system.

    All the asteroids, comets and Kupier belt object exist in the context of the Solar System and were formed through the same mechanisms as the major planets.

  192. By that standard by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    so does the Moon.

  193. Your other criteria don't make sense either. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    * Pluto's orbit is retrograde, eccentric and tipped.
    * Our moon, and several others, are larger than Pluto. In fact, our moon is three times larger than Pluto.
    * Mercury has less "atmosphere" than many comets

    As a word "planet" has no technical value, it's original meaning was "a star that moves" and that's probably as good a definition as any. There's no point in trying to force it into some rules-based definition when we could just as easily use modifiers to explain what we're talking about - "rocky planet", "icy planet", "gas planet", "minor planet", etc..

  194. My definition of planet by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    1) Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, or Pluto.

    2) Any non-star outside the solar system which can be observed orbiting a star.

    Definition 2 might need some work, though.

  195. So, you're arguing that by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Sedna, Quaoar, 2003UB13, 2003EL61, and 2004DW are all planets?

  196. Nearly Spherical by Performaman · · Score: 1

    I'd have to say that the best definition of a planet would be a spherical object that orbits a star. Would it have to be a perfect sphere? No, but it would have to look like one from a distance. For example, although Earth is not perfectly spherical (it has an equitorial bulge), it does look spherical when seen from the moon.

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  197. I know it when I see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find in page > "Platon" > mod +1 educated

  198. Would then Earth not be a planet by spicydragonz · · Score: 1

    One could argue that the moon + Earth are a dual planet.

  199. Simple Really... by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
    A planet is anything that orbits a star and has sufficient internal gravity to pull itself into a spherical shape. If it orbits a larger planet, it's a moon. If they're the same size, it's a binary planetary system.

    Do I get my Nobel Prize now?

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  200. Letting our solar system define itself... by minsyntax · · Score: 1
    So, what have the traditional 9 planets got that make them a solar system?

    a) They orbit a star (system).
    b) Same inclination with respect to Sun, except Pluto.
    c) Low orbit eccentricity, except Pluto
    d) Members of a phase.

    Off the top of my head, a "phase" is a series of orbiting bodies that share characteristics and whose members only exceptionally (less than half) cross over into other phases.

    Hence, Phase I: rocky, iron core: Mercury - Mars.
    Then comes an intervening asteroid belt, call it its own phase if you want to.
    Phase II: gas giants with significant numbers of sattelites: Jupiter - Neptune.
    Phase III: Kuiper-belt objects of irregular size, orbital eccentricity & inclination: Pluto, Sedna & the gang.

    Hence, we live in a solar system with 4 Phase I planets, 4 Phase II planets, and a flagship member of the Kuiper belt, Pluto, which we may call a "cultural" planet, and count as a planet if we like to, not getting too emotional about it.

    The advantage of this system is it's testable: when our technology matures and we can begin to observe systems around single sun-type stars without a huge failed-binary sister, then we can determine whether the phases outlined above apply to these new systems. It also predicts that a in a single-star system with orbiting rocky bodies that don't share the same plane of inclination at all, those orbiting rocky bodies aren't planets, but need a new word.

    Thought experiment: an alien drops by, asking how many planets there are in my solar system, and I don't want to embarass myself. I say, "eight main phase planets."

  201. So, you're comfortable with by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    increasing the number of planets to 40 or 50? Because that's the estimated number of Pluto-sized objects waiting to be discovered.

    1. Re:So, you're comfortable with by Kobold+Curry+Chef · · Score: 1
      Sure, why not?

      In the last two or three decades we have had to get comfortable with Saturn and Jupiter having dozens of satellites instead of a nice tidy small number. We've had to get comfortable knowing that Jupiter, Uranus and Neptune all have ring systems.

      Just because we currently know of a nice, tidy small number of planets doesn't mean we know all the facts. For the longest time, we thought there were only six planets, after all! Why should we assume we know what we're talking about now? Today's confusion is entirely based on our realization that our models of the solar system are a lot simpler than reality.

      I'm sure that a few centuries from now, we'll have this all sorted out. People might talk about the eight "major planets" (the current nine, minus Pluto), plus 135 "minor planets" like Pluto, Sedna, and the other new worlds. By then, humanity will be used to it, and even astrologers will have adjusted their fees accordingly.

      For my part, right now I'd put the number at 15. Unless I've forgotten one, spherical worlds that might be considered planets include Ceres, Sedna, Quaour, and the three announced this year.

  202. google it by tommeke100 · · Score: 0

    define: planet

  203. Out of curiousity... by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    The existing "classic" 9 planets retain their status, even if they defy whatever definition they come up with, I don't really care what definition they use. They can always make explicit exceptions for historical reasons.

    This is certainly the most common attitude, but I don't understand it - why do you care whether or not Pluto is a planet or a just one of the biggest Kuiper Belt Objects?

    1. Re:Out of curiousity... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Because it has been widely accepted as a planet for almost the past hundred years. It is only recently that our observations have become detailed enough that a much more precise definition of the planet is necessary, and I'm well aware that Pluto is unlikely to fall into that category. Even so, there is no reason it could not retain that status as an explicit exception to the definition simply for historical reasons.

  204. Why is this so important? by osgeek · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why there's enough controversy on this topic to merit multiple Slashdot articles over the past year.

    Why all the hubbub?

    Can't people just accept the fact that these celestial bodies have different qualities that defy ones ability to create a simple binary "is a planet, is not a planet" classification scheme?

  205. Resist your biology and get over it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our brain wants to label things. It's all artificial. Call it Xena and get over it.

  206. it's really pretty arbitrary anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But what the heck. A planet is a body circling a star that is of significant size. Moons are right out. Bodies as small (and as numerous in their orbit, though I didn't mention that) as the asteroids, not. Wouldn't want to rule out the Pupeteer homeworlds, though. ;-) But there will always be a grey area, where the rule says some body not yet considered is (or is not) a "planet" but at least a lot of us feel that it's wrong. The root of the problem is, of course, that the word's origin goes back to a time of comparatively great ignorance about what those points of light in the sky actually were. There is no unarguable definition, really - both sides are dark.

    This is *so* a perfect slashie bike shed thing to discuss...

  207. Any One Definition by Enonu · · Score: 1

    Will make some group of astrologists mad. Why not define planet loosely, and then define classes of planets based on that definition, eg:

    Planet Class 0: Any round object (surface +- 3% of flat) orbiting the sun with a minimum diameter of 2000 kilometers.
    Planet Class 1: Must be orbiting its sun(s) and only its sun(s) in its planetary system.
    Planet Class 2: The classic 9 planets.
    Planet Class 3: Must have an atmosphere.
    etc.

  208. Oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know. How about something big and wide and round, like Liza Minelli's ass?

  209. Planet: by gaanagaa · · Score: 1

    An object orbiting the Sun and visible by reflected sunlight. There is no official lower limit to the size of a planet, but the name has not been applied to small objects such as comets or asteroids. The name comes from the Greek word for "wanderer" and was applied to the visible planets that were observed to move relative to the fixed stars. In contrast to comets and asteroids, planets tend to be in quite regular orbits that are usually close to a single plane.

  210. Criterias for a definition of planet? by LKenzo · · Score: 1

    What do we want a definition of planet to be, or more importantly not to be? Knowing what we want is the first step towards a new definition... The problem is that, even though our notion of planet comes from a historical, humanocentric background, we are trying, in the prospect of our quest of absoluteness, to create a definition that is compatible with both the historical and the scientific views. But no "simple" definition will manage to do that and satisfy a majority.
    If we want to do both, the historical part forces us to create a definition that categorizes the 9 objects we call planets nowadays as planets, but labels no, or only a very small number of objects, as planets. As of wether Pluto should be considered a planet or not, rewriting books and declassifying Pluto as a planet may, arguably, be a more or less reasonable idea in theory, but is definitly not in practice, for there is an incompressible and large number of people that are attached to the current classification.
    Usually, we associate the notion of planet with an object that orbits around the sun and is "rather large". But in fact, "rather large" depends on the distance of the object to the Sun. For example, if Mercury was 2 times more distant from the Sun than Pluto, we would probably not call it a planet. But if Jupiter was 3 times more distant from the Sun than Pluto, its sole size would assure it the designation of planet. Besides, we could base our classification only on the size of objects, but it would allow any object the size of Pluto at the very improbable distance from the Sun of 10 times that of Pluto to be called a planet. And we do not want that, because we could one day discover a whole bunch of those and we want to limit the number of new planets to only a very small amount.
    All this indicates that we have to create a classification that takes distance from the Sun in account, because it is the only means of limiting efficiently the number of eventual new planets: we can be reasonably sure that we will not discover new objects bigger than Pluto that is less distant from the Sun.
    So a new definition would specify that a planet's orbit's center is the Sun, that it is "large enough" and "close enough" from the Sun.
    We could formalize the "large enough" and "close enough" by an empirical coefficient, a "planetness" coefficient that would disqualify an object as a planet under an arbitrary threshold.

    A purely illustrative and quick example would be something like:
    Equatorial diameter: ED(planet); Semi-major axis: SMA(planet); Size factor: SF; Distance factor: DF;
    Size coefficient: SC(planet) = arctan(ED(planet)/SF)*2/Pi;
    Distance Coefficient: DC(planet) = arctan(DF*1/SMA(planet))*2/Pi;
    Planetness coefficient: PNC(planet) = (SC(planet)+DC(planet))/2. With ED and SMA in km, SF=2 350, DF=6 000 000 000 and no care for consistent units, we could define a planet as:
    A planet is an object which orbit's center is a Star, and which Planetness coefficient is greater than 50%.
    Pluto would be in and 2002 UB313 would be out in this example. Mercury:85%, Venus:93%, Earth:93%, Mars:88%, Jupiter:95%, Saturn:92%, Uranus:84%, Neptune:78%, Pluto:50,5%, UB313:47%.
    An object the size of Jupiter would virtually be guaranteed the name of planet, for its size coefficient is 99%, and it would have to be more than 2440UA from the sun to be disqualified as a planet. Tweaking relations would allow to have the desired behavior, like increasing the planetness gap between Pluto and UB313, or including UB313 in, or rejecting an object the size of Jupiter from a smaller distance. Finally, to take in account the notion of size of the system, we could have the size factor and distance factor depend on the system's star's equatorial diameter.

    Wouldn't it be acceptable?

  211. Planets, planetoids, planetesimals by couch_warrior · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid, I read a book that described Planets as large bodies orbitng the Sun, planetoids as slightly smaller bodies like the moon, and planetesimals as objects like asteroids and such.

    Sounds like a cool hierarchy to me...

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  212. the "universal" name for our planet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is Urantia

    I'm a sceptic when it comes to "spiritual organizations" and I have yet to find fault with this one.

    some amazing ideas, and you can read it all online for free

    http://www.urantia.org/

  213. Mercury is almost 4x the diameter of Pluto. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    The first 8 planets fit in a relatively consistent model; when Pluto was discovered, it was far enough away that we didn't realize how different it was from the other planets. We didn't even get a handle on how small it was until (IIRC) the 1970s, which is when we realized that what we thought was "Pluto" was really "Pluto and Charon."

    Pluto is really just the closest of a whole cluster of similar bodies which may be orbiting the sun as far as a light year out.

    1. Re:Mercury is almost 4x the diameter of Pluto. by localman · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the further info.

  214. That's cool. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    And, actually, that's about where I'm at as well; there are just so many people running around waving their dictionaries or trying to come up with ridiculously complicated rules that preserve the first 9 as planets but exclude everything else.

    To me, it seems simpler just to let the public have their 9 and let the astronomers use more technical terms that describe the objects rather than lumping them together.

  215. Earth, which is Germanic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that explains the whole WWII nonsense? And no this is not a time to invoke Godwin's Law. I am joking.

    Joke:
            1) attempt at creating a mirthful response.
            2) Something a Slashdot Moderator will mislabel as troll or flamebait.

  216. Reverse Engineering a Definition by jd · · Score: 1
    Gravitational rounding (as opposed to rounding by any other means) has been put forward as an idea, from what I've heard.


    The definition I'd use would be: An object that has gravitational rounding, has as the center of its primary orbit the sun (or, for complex cases, orbits no more planets than suns*), and has non-uniform, non-random composition with a single core.


    *This is a cheat. I was going to say "orbits at least one sun" to take into account binary star systems where the center of the planet's orbit may not actually lie inside either sun, and also binary systems where a massive gas giant takes the place of one of the suns, as far as orbits are concerned. However, that doesn't allow for extra-solar planets with no suns at all. It also doesn't allow for a case where you've a moon that orbits two or more planets, but may occasionally also orbit a sun. The Universe is complex, so complex cases will arise, so we need a definition that won't need modifying much later on.


    My idea here is to approach this from two directions. The first is to look at all of the bodies in the solar system that are definitely NOT planets, and identify what it is about them that gives them this non-planetness. For example, comets are not planets. Comets have multiple rocky cores - gravity has been insufficient to combine the object into a single mass, it has merely been enough for adhesion to take place. All planets have a single core, including the gas giants. Ergo, this allows us to uniquely define comets and thus filter them out of the bodies of the solar system.


    Asteroids are the next ones. It's very likely that most don't have a core at all, but some may. If they do, it'll be a single core. So, we have to look for something else to exclude these. Asteroids are very uniform in composition, as far as anyone can tell, and meteorite fragments that have reached Earth from the asteroid belt would indicate only a very limited subset of elements being present. My guess is that the accretion disk started fairly uniform but eventually acted as a gravitational centrifuge, separating out the elements by mass. The asteroids probably formed from whatever had the right characteristics to be at that distance from the centrifuge.


    In comparison, Earth has everything from the heaviest to the lightest elements, in roughly the proportions you'd expect from observation of the table of the abundances of the elements. This would seem to be the case for Mars, Venus, Jupiter and Saturn. We don't know enough about the other planets to be certain, but I'd be surprised if it was any different. So, composition seems to distinguish planets from asteroids.


    The problem with too simple a definition is we're going to be forever updating it, then arguing over what should keep the title and what should be downgraded/upgraded. Only, as time goes on, there will be more at stake - politically, economically, etc. Right now, we've only got a few egos and some textbooks to contend with, but that won't be true forever, so we want a definition that will need as little changing as humanly possible.

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  217. Astrologists? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Will make some group of astrologists mad

    Not as angry as they get when you call them "astrologists." Astronomers study the sky, "astrologists" fleece the yokels at county fairs.

  218. Why does it need to orbit a star? by Mr2cents · · Score: 2

    If a planet gets kicked out of its orbit (unlikely now, but during planet formation it's surely possible), it would stop being a planet?

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  219. Separate Sun-orbiting thing? by mdecarle · · Score: 1

    What if we define a planet as a "separate sun-orbitting object". Pluto would be OK, as are the other planets. But not those things in the Kuiper Belt.

  220. Re:Planet criteria... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

    Mercury wouldn't qualify under that definition unless you take atmosphere to mean thinner than many vacuum chambers on Earth. Many other posters have requited orbit around a star, which seems unjustified - you have the right idea in distinguishing a planet from a moon by whether it orbits another non-stellar object. Wandering planets should still be called planets. But I also think that two planets of similar size orbiting one another should both be planets - a reasonable rule would be if neither one is at least twice the mass of the other, then they're both planets. The spherical requrement is wrong since a spinning object will be an oblate spheroid; most or all planets including Earth are oblate to some extent. Futher, an iron planet formed by collision after a large impact could be very non-spherical and asymmetrical if it had already cooled before the impact. In order to have a definite, objective test that is as simple as possible, size should be the only criterion for calling an object not orbiting another planet a planet. The size requirement should be expansive enough to cover all the traditional planets, with the possible exception of Pluto. In borderline cases, and to be clear, the size should be expressed as volume, or equivalently in terms of diameter of a sphere of that volume. To make the notion of volume more precise and observable, some test for what counts as volume should be given, such as "absorbing or reflecting more than x% of visible light" or "having a density of at least 0.y g/cc".

    If we want to choose a round number for the radius and/or keep Pluto as a planet:
    0.419E10 km^3 - 1000km radius

    Pluto 0.715E10 km^3- 1190km radius

    If we want to choose a very round number for the volume and/or stop calling Pluto a planet:
    1E10 km^3 - 1337km radius,

    which is just too leet not to use.

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  221. IAU proposal to eliminate the term "planet" by jc42 · · Score: 1

    This week's issue of Nature has an article
    titled "Astronomers reject the term 'planet'". (Subscription required for full article.)

    It seems that an "expert panel" was assembled by the IAU last year to settle this and other questions. Their current proposal is to eliminate the use of the unmodified term "planet" altogether. If their suggestion is adopted, you will have to include an adjective with the term.

    The remaining question to be settled is whether acceptable modifiers may include location-related terms (orbit, distance to primary, etc.), or whether only adjectives describing a property of the planet are accepted.

    Thus, one suggestion is that UB313, Pluto and Charon be classified as "Trans-Neptunian planets". But some panel members object to this on the grounds that "Trans-Neptunian" isn't a property of the objects themselves; it's a property of their orbits.

    The current concensus seems to be that the panel may list a few acceptable adjectives, and leave the full list as a topic for further IAU discussion.

    I suspect that the issue of people being upset by the planet count being other than 9 is something that the panel would consider a joke. Neither the media nor textbook publishers should be the ones deciding technical astronomical terminology.

    It does seem to some people that objects like Ganymede and Titan should qualify as planets, though their primary isn't the Sun. And the Earth/Luna pair is often described as a "binary planet", as is the Pluto/Charon pair.

    OTOH, there's a certain elegance to a definition that says planets must orbit the Sun. This makes the question of extrasolar planets quite trivial to answer: There clearly can't be any. Of course, that just means we'll have to think up another name for them. It's more economical to call them all "planets", with one or more adjectives attached, to point out what sort of physical object they are.

    If a Luna-sized rock orbiting a white dwarf is a planet, why wouldn't a similar-sized rock orbiting Jupiter or Saturn be a planet?

    And why would people outside the atronomical community presume to pontificate on the topic? (The good old First Ammendment, I suppose. ;-)

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  222. Keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only defendable definition I can think of is that of given an exhaustive list. That list should include at least nine items (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto), and not include anything else in our solar system. For now and quite possibly forever, I would not include any other object.

    Yes, it is ugly, but I do not see any way out of this. One always runs into questions such as:

    • what is 'roughly spherical'?
    • what is a stable orbit?
    • when is a gas cloud a body?
    • when is an object roughly as large as other objects in a set?
    • when is a dense gas cloud a star? (Jupiter is awfully close to being a star)
  223. LOL! by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Oh my God, that is so fucking funny! I'm laughing and my scrotum is bouncing. Oh Lord, my scrotum is bouncing!

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  224. Re:Planet criteria... by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    I could accept mercury because the solar wind has stripped the atmosphere.

    Note that above a certain size, gravity tends to compel a sperical shape. Note that Earth out by Pluto would have a frozen atmosphere as well. Possibly the best definition would be mass.

    Major planet = with mass sufficient that it retains an atmosphere, baring exceptions for frozen atmospheres, etc.

    minor planet = merely maintians sherical shape. Or else maybe something with enough gravity that a human cannot achieve escape velocity or orbit by merely jumping, or even by throwing something into orbit.

    The escape velocity on the Moon is about 1.47 miles per second = 5292 MPH

    The escape velocity on Ceres is almost 1478 feet per second = 1007 MPH

    Let's assume a typical top flight major League pitcher can pitch a ball up to 100 MPH, giving us a practical lower limit to minor planet.

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  225. You guys are slow.. by Joz · · Score: 1

    I exploited this topic 7 years ago!

    http://www.joz3d.net/html/planet-meteor.html

  226. What about defining by escape velocity? by Meetch · · Score: 1
    It strikes me that this should be determined by a standardised (probably much bouncier than what we use) pogo stick of some kind... perhaps a small bang-bang rocket?

    The first is if you can use a pogo stick on the body, but can't escape the gravitational pull with it, then it's a planet. If that "planet" is the minor influence orbiting another planet (massive or otherwise) then it's downgraded to moon.

    If such a planetary or moon sized body is part of a field, then due to gravitational forces you may be able to escape one to get to another pretty easily. This would change its classification to not a planet or moon, since due to its surrounding influences, you can escape its surface (those properties would then label it as an asteroid, or simple debris if it is orbiting some category of planet).

    Second: If you can't use a pogo stick then it's a massive planet.

    Third: If the pogo stick (composition of the stick needs to be standardised) melts then you're getting into the category of stars...

    Ok, so you lot come up with something better! :p