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  1. Re:Stop the Madness! on Peter Gabriel's Web Server Stolen · · Score: 0

    So, hows murders and executions at Pierce and Pierce? I hear Paul Allens getting back into town on the 13th (a Friday, if my memory serves me). You two should go get something to eat, or, better yet, just stay in and barbecue some long pork.

  2. Re:Ungrateful Lucas? on Imperial Storm Troopers Skirmish in Latest IP Battle · · Score: 0

    Nothing in the newer 3 movies was there anything as memorable as Stormtroopers. Am I wrong??
     
    Jar-Jar Binks was more memorable to me, but thats merely because he is the first film character I have ever encountered that I wanted to die after only one line of dialogue.

  3. Re:Try Again Researchers on Computer Games Make Players Less Violent · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hot Damn! I got my first Advertisement Opportunity for the Alternative-Lifestyle Guerrila (or is it Gorilla) Movement! Baba Booey Baba Booey RuPaulÂs Penis!

  4. Try Again Researchers on Computer Games Make Players Less Violent · · Score: 0

    If that actually were the case, Id be in a coma by now.

  5. Re:Al-Jazari on Pre-20th Century Gadgetery · · Score: 0

    He wasnt mentioned because hes a dirty diaper-headed sand monkey and would make the Baby Jeebus-loving readers cry. Duh. Only white, christian Anglo-saxons can invent things, just like only a select few asian heathens can modify them for better use. /Sarcasm people. Its not a troll, merely a perspective on modern journalism

  6. Re:nope, it's yellowcake on NYC Wants to Ban Geiger Counters · · Score: 0

    Can you still get that stuff? Mix some of that in with my jock-itch powder and I would never have to wear condoms again!

  7. Re:They hope to do it. on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 0

    Too bad, Im looking for a GUI Girl

    Careful man, thats how you get viruses. . .

  8. Re:So... on US, Aussie Officials Yank GHB-Producing Toys · · Score: 0

    Aha! So you're the guy that stuck the funny stamps to the Hoe Depot Eleventeen DVD!

  9. Re:pfff. on New Dinosaur Species Discovery In Utah Released · · Score: 0

    This contradicts The Book of Moron, therefore it must be false.
     
    I read that as The Book of Mormon, and thought to myself, 'there aren't any dinosaurs in there, only Jesus fighting Indians or something.' Regardless, that's another book that people consider to be truer than the provable realities of the universe.

  10. Re:Not very interesting.... on What Your Favorite Web Sites Say About You · · Score: 0

    use my +3 shield of suspicion and +2 helm of sarcasm to counter that.
     
    I merely put on my coat and wizard hat . . .

  11. Re:WSU's RIAA policy. on University of Washington Will Aid RIAA · · Score: 0, Troll

    Thus barked the Huskie.

    The reason WSU, and every other university on the planet, has that little part of their computer service is to create immunity if some dumbass code monkey decides to haxx0r a DOD gibson or trade shots of himself violating a 9-year-old. It's not to violate your civil rights, it's to keep the university from being sued out of existence.

    Keep on studying for your Comparative Ethnic Studies major or whatever. And enjoy that thirteen grand a semester, you Huskie bitch.

  12. Re:Tattoos on AT&T Gears Up for the iPhone · · Score: 0

    Why not the Death Apple?! The chunk out of the apple would go with the dimple in the Death Star.

    I may have misread the specs, but I don't think the iPhone has a built-in laser pointer.

  13. Re:Reward and punishment on Online Reputation Is Hard To Do · · Score: 0

    Online, and in real life, we reward bullying and punish honesty. How do you make a reputation in that environment?

    *kicks iminplaya in the nuts, takes his lunch money and buys a kick-ass condo and underage Taiwanese hookers in Second Life*

  14. Re:ZOMG BOYKOTT R0L4ND!1! on The World's Longest Carbon Nanotube · · Score: 0

    Get in line. Finding sex around here is like trying to find a Wii on Ebay for MSRP.

  15. Re:New Fantasy on SCO Chairman Fights to Ban Open Wireless Networks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget Judy Garland. I read Pornado and all I could think about was c. 1993 Helen Hunt playing naked Twister. That and an Oklahoma donkey show, because I'm always thinking about flying, copulating masses of women and burros.

  16. Re:And under discussion currently in the UK on Major UK Child Porn Investigation Flawed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And, oh yes, having real sex is of course the best,
     
    After waxing poetic on tentacle porn for an entire screen, my guess is your sexual experience is limited to Rosie Palmer and her twin sister Sticky.

  17. Re:Scary? on Sunspots Reach 1000-Year Peak · · Score: 1

    I've heard that missiles can be guided to a target through GPS. Could the noise generated from massive sunspot activity cause the missile to drift enough to hit a completely different target even though it THINKS it's on target?
     
    Uh, it's not like a missile that's targeted at Pyongyang is going to end up crashing into an apartment building in Timbuktu, dude. If a missile is off-target by a three, the same shit's still gonna get fucked up. We aren't talking about sex here.

  18. Re:Not true on Hummer Greener Than Prius? · · Score: 1

    Hummers may be more energy efficient, but how are they supposed to make you feel morally superior to others?

    I know you probably have never had one, but a Hummer, good or toothy, improves anyone's mood.

  19. Re:Fist Say: on Become the Fifth Space Tourist · · Score: 1

    but what is there to do there?
     
    I would suggest joining the mile-high club, but, considering your name, it would be a solo endeavor.

  20. Re:Sweet 16!!! on The Web Is 16 Today · · Score: 1

    Now, who do we designate to take the obligatory birthday spanking?

    Most of /. will be spanking in some way, shape or form tonight.

  21. Re:Simple Child Care on School Bans 'Tag' · · Score: 1

    A local school here has a "peaceful playground," which doesn't allow competitive playing or running of any sort.
     
    And they wonder why the kids in California are lazy, self-centered and generally stupid. Mark me flamebait, but have you ever watched Laguna Beach?

  22. Re:If so close, then why even wireless? on HP's Memory Spot Chip · · Score: 1

    >> This is like making a "contactless pen."

    Kindly stop hoarding this technology to yourself, and let me know where I can purchase this device.


    Seeing as how this is Slashdot, I'm pretty sure you could call your gigglestick a contactless pen.

  23. Re:And this is different from on Rocket Men · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, for a start, you are much less likely to run out of fuel 18 metres up in the air while on a skateboard...

    What? You mean those Mountain Dew commercials aren't accurate representations of the sport of skateboarding?

  24. Definition: on Charge in 5 minutes, Drive 500 miles? · · Score: 1

    A gallon of electricity, converted to metric, is roughly 2.34567 shitloads of electrons

  25. Re:How about China vs. Superstition? on China vs U.S. in an 'Internet Race' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any first-year biology student will tell you what happens with irradiated seeds.

    If my "Seeds" were irradiated, I wouldn't have to worry about wearing a rubber.