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Email Worse Than Marijuana For Intelligence?

wallykeyster writes "The Guardian is reporting that a recent study at King's College indicates that the average IQ loss of email users was 10 points (or six points more than cannabis users). Details on The Register as well. The Register has a related story about how computers make kids dumb and an apparent "problem-solving deficit disorder" observed in children who use computers. I thought it was television that rotted your brain?"

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  1. Instant Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG I bet you lose 20 points for IM

    1. Re:Instant Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      LOL

    2. Re:Instant Messaging by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't you mean "OMG i bet u luz 20 pts 4 im?"

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    3. Re:Instant Messaging by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      And if you use annoying abbreviations then you're going to be penalized another 20.

      Bad luck...

    4. Re:Instant Messaging by Tab+is+on+Slashdot · · Score: 0

      I don't even want to THINK about Livejournal.

    5. Re:Instant Messaging by hydopower · · Score: 1

      Somethingawful has been saying it for years: The internet makes you stupid.

    6. Re:Instant Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how much do I lose reading /. logging off now before it gets worse.

    7. Re:Instant Messaging by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Funny

      No its "OMG T3H IM /\/\4|3 J00 DUM LOLOLOL!!11"

    8. Re:Instant Messaging by justin12345 · · Score: 5, Funny

      According to AOL Translator its:

      OMG I BT U LOSE 20 POINTS FOR IM11!!!!1! OMG LOL

      The ALL-CAPS are evidently important to the syntax, after all...
      you don't want to look like a nerd.

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    9. Re:Instant Messaging by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 1

      25 points if you spell it that way.

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    10. Re:Instant Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! BRB, kthxbye!

    11. Re:Instant Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an extra 5 points if you loose intelligence instead of simply losing it.

    12. Re:Instant Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone, lets raise a toast^H^H^H^H^H...toke for science!

    13. Re:Instant Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing I have +30 IM defense!!

    14. Re:Instant Messaging by Seumas · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. Slashdot reduces your IQ by 40.

    15. Re:Instant Messaging by hazah · · Score: 1

      Futurama is king. And no, there is nothing worse, trust me.

    16. Re:Instant Messaging by jrockway · · Score: 1

      It's LOOSE, not LOSE. We're talking about AOL here, ya kow :)

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    17. Re:Instant Messaging by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

      All that's missing is "loose" in place of lose.

    18. Re:Instant Messaging by Mancat · · Score: 1

      wot u say?

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  2. Sex Lowers IQs by fembots · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Register's story here

    The survey didn't mention how subjects were selected, what if some of them are also drug users? And I think people are more willing to reveal their email addiction than their drug adddiction.

    I believe it's more about social-acceptability. If the respondents think that being distracted by emails is not unacceptable (as shown in the article), they will allow themselves to be distracted.

    Next up we will see how sex lower people's IQ. Imaging you're answering questions in front of naked marketing chicks.

    1. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "not unacceptable"

      why the fuck didn't you just say acceptable? what the hell is wrong with you?! maybe you should stop using email.

    2. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by wallykeyster · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link. I even checked each one before submitting the story.

    3. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a florid style of speech, one with little purpose in the modern world. George Orwell's essay on it: http://www.cit.gu.edu.au/~davidt/tech_comm/Orwell_ Politics.htm

    4. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Bluedove · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >>"not unacceptable"
      >why the fuck didn't you just say acceptable?


      "not full" != empty

      the world isn't binary.

      that's why.

    5. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Zemran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next up we will see how sex lower people's IQ

      I would like to volunteer for your research. Maybe we can get a grant to do more research into the culmulative factors like 'the simultaneous effects of drugs and marijuana om the IQ' or does reading e-mail during sex while smoking marijuana lower your IQ or just cause fires?'... The research posibilities are endless and just as meaningful as this first round of research.

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    6. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      Next up we will see how sex lower people's IQ. Imaging you're answering questions in front of naked marketing chicks.


      That depends of who you ask. If you ask George, he will tell you he learned Brazilian Portuguese in only an afternoon. If you ask Elaine, she would just say "what"?

    7. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by cortana · · Score: 1

      That is a fantastic link. Thanks.

      "... banal statements are given an appearance of profundity by means of the not un- formation."

    8. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by fermion · · Score: 1
      The survey also negleted to mention that researchers who take IQ scores seriously are in fact a standard deviation below their peers.

      One wonders if this article might not be better published in the JIR, a journal dedicated to those finding that cannot, or should not, be reproduced.

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    9. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Excen · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can get a grant

      Are you kidding? It would pay for itself! Take loser 40-year-old creeps and charge 250 bucks to score with a smoking hot freshman coed! The money's to cover the research, and not for the sex and drugs being provided!

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    10. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by bahen · · Score: 0

      i would join as well, but looking at the ratio of males to females on slashdot...i think you'd lose more than your IQ!

    11. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by aurb · · Score: 1

      So that's why my IQ is going up...

    12. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Next up we will see how sex lower people's IQ.

      Uh, if you actually *DO* the cost-benifit analysis of having children vs. not having them, it become immedately apparent that the only smart people out there are "non-breaders", dead-beat dads, mother who put their new-borns up for adoption and surigate mothers (who actually manage to make the afliction pay).

      The remainder are society's bottom of the barrel in the grey-matter-between-the-ears department... and they end up "teaching" their little yard apes for the first, most critical 4 or 5 years of their life.

      jesus-f-christ, no wonder the world is so fscked up.

      > Imaging you're answering questions in front of
      > naked marketing chicks.

      Yeah, well, when all Earth's nature can come up with is an opiate based reward system for males and an unfathomable emotional attachment disorder for females, you don't end up with them smartest creatures in the universe... you end up with the ones only smart enough to perpetuate the species.

    13. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holy crap. that is funny as hell. can i apply to that grant? no, really.

    14. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      >>>"not unacceptable"
      >>why the fuck didn't you just say acceptable?

      >"not full" != empty

      >the world isn't binary.

      Acceptable is a binary in this context.
      "not unacceptable" == "not not acceptable"
      Double negatives cancel, so acceptable.

    15. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      umm....not trying to be a troll, but acceptable/unacceptable *is* a binary option. Something is either acceptable or it's not. There's no in-between. Sure, there are a lot of times where it's difficult to make a decision, but when push comes to shove, it's either one or the other.

    16. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by toddbu · · Score: 1
      "not full" != empty

      I agree with you here, but it's probably better to say:

      "not full" !== empty

      The reason you need to say this way is to exclude the one instance where not full and empty are in fact the same.

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    17. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by kevinatilusa · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, in a correctly performed test 50% participants would unknowingly be stuck with a placebo instead of the real thing.

      Worse yet, they may suffer some sort of placebo effect.

    18. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by drigz · · Score: 1

      >>>"not unacceptable"
      >>why the fuck didn't you just say acceptable?

      >"not full" != empty

      >the world isn't binary.

      But in that case, it is. You either accept something, or you don't. You can't half accept something. There is no middle ground.

    19. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by theolein · · Score: 1

      It would probably be better to use a modifier in this situation, such as "not completely unacceptable" or "almost acceptable", since "not unacceptable" is a double negative in a certain sense.

      I do agree that people who prgramme for a living might be more likely to complain about that than someone who reads and understands nuances in speech.

      If they come from Texas though, I suspect that nothing will help. ;)

    20. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 1
      Nope. This is not a strictly binary conclusion; there are implications of the phrase. For example -- compare 'I had dinner at the restaurant, and I have to say, it was not unacceptable." vs. "I had dinner at the restaurant, and I have to say, it was acceptable." That is not a phrase without nuance; to say it was simply acceptable is a much more positive attribution, I believe, than to say that it is not unacceptable.

      The very action of the negation implies the possibility of that negation being absent. If you want to phrase it logically correctly, the double negation of "it is acceptable" is "it is not the case that 'it is not the case that 'it is acceptable' is true' is true.' Yay baby logic.

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    21. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say "when push comes to shove". When is a "push" not a "shove"? Under what circumstances can one "push" but not "shove"?

    22. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      That's a flawed analogy.

      "Not unfull" would be an analogy to "not unacceptable". Tell me, if something is not acceptable and not unacceptable, what is then?

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    23. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, those two terms connote a judgement has been made.

      Consider a woman you you do not know and know nothing about other than her name. Is she an acceptable mate or an unacceptable mate? You could not give me an answer that reliably corresponds to reality could you?

      Perhaps you are already in a monogamous relationship and would not consider straying even if the new woman is better than your current mate.

      Therefore you could say with some confidence that she is not acceptable, because you cannot accept her. But is she unacceptable? Perhaps, but it is also possible that she would otherwise be accepted if you were not currently in a relationship, so a label of unacceptable doesn't fit.

      You don't have to understand any of this of course, people go to war over the subtlies of language and the implications they percieve, intended or not.

    24. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by susa-no-o · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see. He didn't want to say it was acceptable (because it isn't) but he just wanted to say that it wasn't unacceptable. It's not all the way there toward acceptable, but still not unacceptable either. Because, you know, acceptable is such a good thing, and you wouldn't want to say something was acceptable if it wasn't. We should all strive towards acceptability, not be merely not unacceptable, but truly *acceptable*. Wow.

    25. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>"not unacceptable"
      >>why the fuck didn't you just say acceptable?

      >"not full" != empty

      >the world isn't binary.

      >that's why.
      except "not unfull" == full
      that's why.

  3. google by aerthling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If anything was going to make you dumber, I would hav thought Google would be to blame. If you can't figure something out, just Google it.

    1. Re:google by entrylevel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Being lazy and smart does not necessarily equate to being stupid.

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    2. Re:google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who can take your search terms? Spell check it for you? Perform your calculations and do the history thingy too, The Googleman! Yes the Googleman can! The Googleman can 'cause he does it with a smile and never judges you.

    3. Re:google by Bluedove · · Score: 1

      Being lazy and smart does not necessarily equate to being stupid

      Ye speak the truth. It has long been known that if you want to find the most efficient way to do something, give it to a lazy (and ostensibly smart) person to do. ;-)

    4. Re:google by constantnormal · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Being lazy and smart does not necessarily equate to being stupid.


      Riiight ... at least those who are "stupid" have an excuse.


      Those who are "lazy and smart" have no excuses.

    5. Re:google by rob_squared · · Score: 0

      If you don't use your intelligence, then effectively, you have none. I think that qualifies as stupid. Now I'm sure people will find spelling and grammar errors everywhere in my post.

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    6. Re:google by droleary · · Score: 1

      Being lazy and smart does not necessarily equate to being stupid.

      "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." --- Mark Twain

    7. Re:google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, it's much worse.

    8. Re:google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anything was going to make you dumber, I would hav thought Google would be to blame. If you can't figure something out, just Google it.

      I'm so embarrassed to say this that I'm posting AC, but a few days ago I had such a complete brain fart that I could not remember was 6 x 9 was. It just wouldn't come. WTF is up w/ that? Relying on technology too much definitely can rot your brain. Bring back the slide rules.

    9. Re:google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, and a few friends of mine are considered smart. But we are increasingly retreating from functional intelligence. The cause is probably information glut, and being lazy. It is frustrating.

    10. Re:google by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      Yup; it's even one of the three great virtues of a programmer. Gotta be the right kind of laziness though ;)

    11. Re:google by Zemran · · Score: 2

      Those who are "lazy and smart" have no excuses.

      I am smart enough to come up with an endless supply of excuses for being lazy.

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    12. Re:google by istewart · · Score: 1

      It's not that we don't have any, it's that we're too lazy to come up with any.

    13. Re:google by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, because we apparently owe it to the species to be productive little cogs in the greater machine that is society.

      I envy the "stupid" because nobody ever expects or demands anything out of them. They're never berated about how they're not meeting their potential or have responsibilities hoisted upon them that they just don't want. They don't have to water down their resume to ensure they don't get stuck with some high-pressure, supervisory position they don't want. They don't have to put up with the incessant feelings of failure for not meeting what is expected of them (though, of course, if those feelings were true, they'd have an incentive stop being so lazy, right?).

      Thanks to the fact that I'm not afforded an excuse, I'm stuck with a family I feel I must distance myself from in order to avoid both their and my feelings of shame for not ammounting to anything, I have old friends I don't talk to any more because of the difficulty in trying to find common ground when you're the only one without a college degree and a "real job," and workmates I hold at arms length, lest they learn more about me and try to promote me.

      Golly gee, it's so easy to be smart and lazy. God damn it, I'd fucking trade a limb to be "stupid!"

    14. Re:google by arose · · Score: 1
      God damn it, I'd fucking trade a limb to be "stupid!"
      Chop off you head?
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    15. Re:google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42

    16. Re:google by Vicsun · · Score: 1

      So the ability to quickly access a lot of information somehow makes you dumb? Elaborate please.

      Intelligence is not the same as knowledge. Knowledge is a kind of fuel. Intelligence is the efficiency of your motor. Some people are walking encyclopedias, being able to soak up great amounts of facts, but without the sufficient intelligence they are just a filled vessel, and nothing more. Someone intelligent, on the other hand, would be able to use even limited information to a great extent - that is a truly useful skill. With google (and by google I really mean easy-to-find-information) it is easier to find information thus reducing the need to 'soak facts in' or memorize details, but this is not an extremely useful skill anyway.

    17. Re:google by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you have a good point: the mother of invention isn't always necessity, its often pure laziness.

      Was the washing machine invented by a woman? No, it was invented by a man who was looking for an excuse to not do the washing. The car was invented by someone who was too lazy to climb up on a horse, the computer by someone who was too lazy to use a pencil. Newton would never have formulated his theory of gravity if he hadn't sloped off for a crafty kip under a convenient apple tree, and if Einstein had been a dilligent patent clerk we might not have the theory of relativity.

      The history of science and engineering is the history of applied laziness, and the world is the better for it. Thus I believe it is everyone's duty to be as lazy as possible, not for their own sake, but as a service to humanity.

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    18. Re:google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's right. Google 42 and it's the #1 result.

    19. Re:google by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Well I think it's sort of analagous to a poket calculator. You don't need to remember what 14*6 is because you can just punch it in. You don't need to remember anything you learn on google either, as long as you remember the search term you used you'll find it again, right? I have to use the Microsoft knowledge base daily in my job, there's all kinds of fixes I know about, but can't remember the steps of most of them, because I don't need to, it's always there when I need it rapidly. I could devote more energy to memorizing these things, but part of my brain automatically goes, "But why? We know where it is. Let's move on to more interesting things instead. Let's see what's on Slashdot..."

    20. Re:google by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      Legend has it that Napoleon had his new soldiers measured on two scales: ambitious vs. lazy, and smart vs. stupid. This produced a 2x2 decision matrix used as follows:
      • If a soldier is ambitious and smart, he will be made a sargeant.
      • If a soldier is lazy and smart, he will be made an officer.
      • If a soldier is lazy and stupid, he will be made cannon fodder.
      • If a soldier is ambitious and stupid, he will be taken out and shot.

      Of course, it does have to be the right kind of lazy, which acknowledges that getting things done is good, but knows you should never bust your ass when you can get someone else to bust theirs on your behalf:

      The general says "We need to win this battle."

      The colonel says, "To win this battle, we need to take that ridgeline."

      The major says, "To take that ridgeline, we need to take that hill."

      The captain says, "Sargeant, take that hill and report back to me when you're done. Just wave a flag or something." Then he goes to the officers' club to drink Scotch and figure out whether nailing the major's wife or the colonel's will be better for his career.

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  4. My email made me fat.. by brxndxn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm gonna figure out how to sue someone cause' my email made me fat.

    My neighbor's email made him a pedophile.

    And, my dog's email made him kill himself.

    And a friend's email made him blame everything else in his life for being dumb.

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    1. Re:My email made me fat.. by Nadsat · · Score: 1

      Blame god, how can you lose
      Singing such sweet, rhytyhm and blues.
      Strange days, she said to me
      Being in love... don't mean you're free.
      -- David Byrne

      Blame my school & blame my parents
      & the genes that I inherit
      Blame it on my older sister for showing me her dirty pictures
      Blame the TV & the movies
      Blame the lawyers & the juries

      Lock me up & take me home
      I don't wanna be free
      Goin' crazy on my onw
      n It's not where I wanna be
      --David Byrne

    2. Re:My email made me fat.. by pHatidic · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The Internet made me rob a bank

      The Internet made me kill 27 people

      The Internet made me go out and fuck the neighbor's cat

    3. Re:My email made me fat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Email didn't make you fat, sitting in your mom's basement trying to be a l33t linux kernel hax0r made you fat. Well maybe not you specific... ah fuck it, all of /. are fat linux fucks.

    4. Re:My email made me fat.. by erick99 · · Score: 1

      I can sorta see the first two, but, jeeze, porking the neighbor's cat? Have you no shame at all?

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    5. Re:My email made me fat.. by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      All because....

      The Internet is for PORN!

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    6. Re:My email made me fat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, some of us are anorexic due to depression. I'm getting better, though!

    7. Re:My email made me fat.. by itsthebin · · Score: 1

      With experiences like those you describe, I can see you have a future writing country music songs.

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    8. Re:My email made me fat.. by Construct+X · · Score: 1

      E-mail made me fat... don't rub it in. :(

  5. Right angle? by markild · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it would be wise to rethink this.

    Is it the e-mail that makes people dumber, or dumb people that uses e-mail?

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    1. Re:Right angle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was old people that used e-mail...in Korea.

    2. Re:Right angle? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      That is a very good point. Nobody I know of significant intelligent that I know uses email (outside of work). It is slow and a poor form of digital communication.

    3. Re:Right angle? by Ki+Master+George · · Score: 1

      What's the alternative?

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    4. Re:Right angle? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 0
      Is it the e-mail that makes people dumber, or dumb people that uses e-mail?
      Well, in Korea... only old people use e-mail.
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    5. Re:Right angle? by The+Monster · · Score: 1
      Is it the e-mail that makes people dumber, or dumb people that uses e-mail?
      Any discussion of what "dumb people uses" is self-defeating.
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    6. Re:Right angle? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Instant messaging, voice and video chats & conference to name a few.

    7. Re:Right angle? by blargosity · · Score: 1

      Which all only work if the person you are communicating with is available at the exact time you are online. What if you are trying to contact people who are on at varying schedules that don't always match yours?

    8. Re:Right angle? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Since when do IM's only work if the person you are communicating with is online? The only IM I know of that does not allow you to send an offline message is AIM. Everything else delivers the message when they do go online.

    9. Re:Right angle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is great if you trust the reliability of offline IMs. I have seen offline IMs on various IM services take DAYS to come in despite me being online the whole time before they came.

    10. Re:Right angle? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      And you are actually going to claim that email is any more reliable than that? This is more visible on an IM service precisely BECAUSE they are more reliable.

      E-mail is like snailmail, if you send a letter and it doesn't get there it usually takes weeks to be sure.

    11. Re:Right angle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More reliable how? If an offline message takes days to appear when the servers are up and working and I am online, then email is more reliable than IMs for offline communications. I've never had emails take more than 5 minutes to get to the people I email. Also, with email, I can easily access my email "history" via IMAP across multiple machines. Meanwhile, IM clients tend to require me to manually copy over history files, since I haven't yet seen an IM service that lets you leave old messages and retrieve those old messages online.

    12. Re:Right angle? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "If an offline message takes days to appear when the servers are up and working and I am online, then email is more reliable than IMs for offline communications. I've never had emails take more than 5 minutes to get to the people I email."

      Congratulations on having such reliable email in your world. In the real world email messages being lost entirely is a common occurance. In fact it is so common I typically use a more reliable method of contact like IM or telephone to confirm a message was recieved at all.

      "Also, with email, I can easily access my email "history" via IMAP across multiple machines. Meanwhile, IM clients tend to require me to manually copy over history files, since I haven't yet seen an IM service that lets you leave old messages and retrieve those old messages online."

      Meanwhile what percentage of email setups have IMAP access? .02%? IMAP is nice but I can share IM history files as easily as any other file including mailbox files. There are numerous methods out there to share files. Microsoft has chosen to make non-exchange IMAP a very poor choice from its clients and the result that IMAP is almost never used outside an exchange environment.

      Seriously, most people make use of email, including myself. But the only people who use it for a typical mode of communication outside of the office are grandparents and family contacting military personal. Basically the people who are looking for solution that works like the post office.

    13. Re:Right angle? by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      That is a very good point. Nobody I know of significant intelligent that I know uses email (outside of work). It is slow and a poor form of digital communication.

      I'd have to disagree with you - I email several friends on a constant basis, and I love it. When two intelligent people email, you have something that combines the spontaneity of chat with the beauty and eloquence of a letter.

      Writing emails to my couple of regular, serious correspondents is one of the most intellectually satisfying activities that I know of.

  6. bong by loid_void · · Score: 1

    I believe using a bong might gain you a few points of IQ do to water filtration.

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    1. Re:bong by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      well, it apparently doesn't give you a few points in your spelling skill...

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    2. Re:bong by loid_void · · Score: 1

      ah, but alas dear friend, yon sentence was but a mere test of cognition and recogtion.

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  7. I smoke cannabis and use email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What effects does that have on my memory and intelligence?

    *lights one up*

    Aww, who cares

    1. Re:I smoke cannabis and use email by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      16 ... and counting!

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    2. Re:I smoke cannabis and use email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got it easy. I smoke weed that I order through email.

  8. Email is distracting? by dmuth · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have no idea what TFA means by that.

    I can easily stay focus--ooh, Amazon shipped my book order!

  9. I disagree by whackco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think these studies are purposely focused on certain areas where they know the outcome of their own study.

    Like the difference in examining crime in a low income area vs a high income area. [ / suspicion ]

    1. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If his mother was such a whore then there's a good chance the jackass wasn't his father.

  10. ah.. by Kaisum · · Score: 5, Funny

    "pass the pop3...dude.." "Police arrested a local ISP for running an SMTP" "That's one less scum off the face of this earth, we can't have these kids propigating this brain-numbing garbage," says Officer Joe Johnson, "Not in my town"

    1. Re:ah.. by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 1


      That reminds me of the Drug Dealers vs. Software Engineers joke!

  11. dum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    emal has not to make me fum.

    dum.

  12. Well... by FlyByPC · · Score: 1

    at least I stil got my l33t h8x0r skillz!!!1!1!!!

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    Paleotechnologist and connoisseur of pretty shiny things.
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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  14. Not likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As someone who has dealt with diagnosing and fixing a lot of computer related problems caused by relatives who don't have a clue and by my own tinkering, I'd say that PCs sharpen your problem solving skills. Or maybe they're unrelated, and PC skills are just a reflection of one's problem solving abilities.

    I once read that using a computer is a test of one's ability to follow directions. Probably true, but I do also think that maintaining a computer in an environment of changing hardware and software is a test of one's ability to use deductive reasoning to solve problems, as well as maintain a jumble of info in your head and connect seemingly disparate pieces of info to solve a problem.

    1. Re:Not likely by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      PCs do sharpen the problem solving skills of those who work with their innards, but they offer *plenty* of opportunity for distractions (costing lots of focus ability).

      The challenge, when in front of a computer screen, is to avoid being constantly distracted.

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    2. Re:Not likely by tansey · · Score: 1

      The challenge, when in front of a computer screen, is to avoid being constantly distracted.

      That's not hard at all. I find it fairly easy to focus on reading /. comments when I'm at work.

    3. Re:Not likely by hurfy · · Score: 1

      " PCs do sharpen the problem solving skills of those who work with their innards,"

      I would really debate that nowdays while it may have been true in the past. I liked it better when it didnt work cause i messed up a jumper or setting somewhere.

      I find that 3/4 of the time i 'fix' a problem whether my computer or not, i dont know exactly how i fixed it nor how to prevent it. Heck 1/3 of the time turning it off and on solves it, hardly brain busting problem solving.

      (yes this assumes windows as i am sure the one study did too)

      I just fixed a problem with printing to my okidata printer by telling it i was gonna print to the laser instead. Why? Noone knew including tech suipport for program.

    4. Re:Not likely by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1


      I find that 3/4 of the time i 'fix' a problem whether my computer or not, i dont know exactly how i fixed it nor how to prevent it. Heck 1/3 of the time turning it off and on solves it, hardly brain busting problem solving.

      Dude, I hear sun is hiring. At least you can fix stuff...

    5. Re:Not likely by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      PCs sharpen your problem solving skills only if you can be bothered to try and solve their problems. TV makes you smart too, if your whole involvement with them is to design and/or repair them. Either device can also be used for sitting in front of to rot.

  15. Every day... by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Every day computers make people easier to use!

    Sure the internet can make you more intelligent if you spend your time reading Wolfram Mathworld, Scientific American, Project Gutenburg texts, and Wikipedia...but who does? Is the back-forth banter here really intelligent? Seems more like smalltalk. The bloggers are just writing about each other. Everquest is pulling people away from reality entirely.

    Maybe the library isn't such a bad idea after all.

    1. Re:Every day... by google · · Score: 3, Funny

      TV's been doing the set-up work for years... gently prepping us... slowly inundating us with live audiences, then laugh tracks, then nothing but our own morbid sense of humor... Even the History channel seems to have lost it's verve in the face of such enlightening TV as Who's Your Daddy?

      Oh oh oh -- did anyone see that Seinfeld re-run last night? When Kramer had the oil tanker inven-- Hey, email fram Nambikstan... all caps, must be important!

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    2. Re:Every day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet can't make you more intelligent. Nor can the library. On/at either of them you can aquire more knowledge. Knowledge is just information, intelligence is what you do with it.

    3. Re:Every day... by ivar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is the back-forth banter here really intelligent? Seems more like smalltalk.

      Smalltalk is a great language.. I would hardly consider learning an OO programming language to be trivial or mind numbing.

    4. Re:Every day... by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty much with you. I pretty much gave up World of Warcraft to program on PearPC. I find it incredibly more interesting and satisfying to be *working* on something, rather than just not accomplishing something.

      Of course, Gran Turismo 4 was my Methodone(?) for helping me get off WoW. But now I hardly even play that.

      Of course, I spend most of my time coding and reading forums and that's about all of my freetime... so, I doubt that it's any better for my IQ really.

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    5. Re:Every day... by rob_squared · · Score: 0

      Didn't you just disprove your point by being modded +5 insightful. God help me if the same happens to me.

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      I don't get it.
    6. Re:Every day... by conchobar0928 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I am hopelessly addicted to Wikipedia and I'm not so sure that it's such a great thing (being addicted to it, not Wikipedia itself). While I may be on track to soon pass (love the article on split infinitives!) a history major's knowledge of the ancient world, it's also coming at the cost of the many other things I should be studying, which are more important to my future.

      So, my problem may be preferable to a game, email, or anime addiction, but it just goes to show that you can have too much of a good thing. Moderation appears to be a very rare trait in people, now and ever since the beginning of recorded history. I guess we'll have to rely on some supervillain to come jumpstart human evolution...

    7. Re:Every day... by Valcoramizer · · Score: 1

      Wow, it is amazing how well you can sum up my life in just one sentence.

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    8. Re:Every day... by kesuki · · Score: 1

      Maybe the library isn't such a bad idea after all.

      Let me be the first to correct you on that. with some exceptions, most libraries have at least some fiction section... and while reading fiction is at least likely to promote some higher thinking skills, it's really easy to use the worlds inside fiction novels to escape everyday life.

      I spent the better part of my grade school years inside a library... so I know the time spend inside one isn't always that productive. People who want to escape reality find a way to do so, the internet just makes things so much easier.

    9. Re:Every day... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The bloggers are just writing about each other.

      I think they're more interested in showing the world just how very important their opinions are. A form of public masturbation.

      Max

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    10. Re:Every day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...if you spend your time reading Wolfram Mathworld, ... and Wikipedia...

      Wow...

      It's like you've been looking over my shoulder for the past month...

      Of course, I read /., which probably counters out all that IQ gain...

  16. That article is a LONG way of saying by Travoltus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that allowing computers to constantly shift your focus from one thing to the other, impairs your long term ability to focus on one thing and imprint it on your brain in serious depth.

    My prescribed solution (IMHO)? A weekend per month secluded from all electronica, preferably with someone else, along with non-technical books, and one or more chess sets. Or better yet, a program once a month that provides a rewarding experience that reinforces one's ability to just **focus**.

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    1. Re:That article is a LONG way of saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. I think I'm guilty and I just failed my last 2 semesters. The prognosis is grim. Besides, email, IM, IRC, other chat apps, people stopping by to chat while you go to the bathroom and leak, there is the trouble of cellphones, people want to talk your ear off for an hour or two, get tech support, etc. IM on phones. More more more. I'm being pulled to peices, no matter what time of day, info overload from so many sources, and each person you meet demands you use/sign-up for a new information service, RSS, AOL-IM, MSN-IM, Yahoo!-IM, DC++, Soulseek, Yahoo groups, Mailing lists for technical problems, irc.freenode.net, slashdot, the register, zdnet, CNN, blah blah blah. I'm hungry, I'm tired. Wait a second, I was trying to get something done over there, hold up, what was my point again?

    2. Re:That article is a LONG way of saying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i feel your pain. but use those brief moments of despair that are likely to occur shortly after you get you get your latest transcript to decide to begin building different habits. it's not easy to change habits, but at least you have a reason too. motivational disatisfaction is a gift in the long run as long as you put it to use.

    3. Re:That article is a LONG way of saying by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Actually, the first article is only referring to your short-term ability to focus. In other words, someone's average intelligence will decrease by 10 points if you poke them every few minutes. Plus their productivity on their main task will drop as they attempt to multitask and do other things.

      The second article says that compulsive computer use is only slightly less damaging for kids than compulsive TV use. While computers have reputations for being programming boxes involving creative problem solving in tightly controlled mathematical and logistical structures, in reality they've become a boob tube where cute little bunnies cut the faces of other cute little bunnies. Either way this reduces the kid's exposures to more stimulating encounters, like other kids, sunlight, and (god forbid) danger and creativity.

    4. Re:That article is a LONG way of saying by menscher · · Score: 1
      I've had to cut back recently. No IM at work. And IRC only when needed for tech support (rather than trying to continually monitor a dozen channels). I still read email compulsively at all hours but that's part of my job.

      And, I'd have to say my attention span has probably suffered as a result. I find myself not even able to focus on a single /. article. Instead, I open all the interesting ones for the day in different tabs, and flip between them.

      Now for the point -- even though I think it's great to multitask, it can sometime become too much to handle. So here's a recommendation for those who have too many context switches to get anything done: don't ever procrastinate anything. That will just mean another context switch each time you remember you need to do it. If you feel overwhelmed by the context switches, the trick is to actually complete some of the tasks.

    5. Re:That article is a LONG way of saying by menscher · · Score: 1

      Just in case anyone actually reads this, I should make sure I was clear that I do NOT think multitasking is bad. It's just important for the individual to recognize when they've reached their limit on what they can efficiently handle. If you find yourself wasting time due to context switches, it's time to cut back. Until you reach that point, being able to background jobs is a big plus.

    6. Re:That article is a LONG way of saying by dangitman · · Score: 1
      A weekend per month secluded from all electronica, preferably with someone else, along with non-technical books, and one or more chess sets

      I dunno, how about a weekend per week of nothing but sex and food? Would that work? All you'd have to do it ban computer-controlled vibrators, dildonics and erotobots.

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  17. No: by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Slashdot. Seriously its worse than email, at least email has an actual productive purpose, with slashdot we just waste our time posting things that will have no actual benefit - look im doing it now!

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    1. Re:No: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      But Slashdot makes me feel so much smarter than I really am!

      Sincerely,
      Anonymous Coward, Ph.D.
      Dean of the Dept. of Everything

    2. Re:No: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Slashdot is educational (including giving you practice at discriminating insight from bullshit). It can raise awareness of important (as well as stupid) issues. It is funny. And it can destroy a web server.

      All of these things are good!

    3. Re:No: by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Slashdot. Seriously its worse than email, at least email has an actual productive purpose,

      What, like enlarging my penis with funds from a relative of the ex-president of Nigeria?

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  18. You have to roll the email really tight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in order to keep it lit...

  19. WTF? by CypherXero · · Score: 1

    How do you compare SMTP/POP3 with Marijuana???

    1. Re:WTF? by bladx · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... I do PHP... but don't tell anyone.

    2. Re:WTF? by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      How do you compare SMTP/POP3 with Marijuana???

      Gee CypherXero, that's a tough one. How about, I install qmail on this linux box and you roll us a nice fat joint?

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      M0571y H@rml355.
  20. Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where'd you get this awesome email? Looks like Nigerian gold there.

  21. I'm in trouble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an e-mail user AND a pothead!

    1. Re:I'm in trouble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...so what's 80 - 10 - 6 then...

    2. Re:I'm in trouble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      43..no wait..56....75?.. err.. I dunno!

    3. Re:I'm in trouble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you testing....

      A study in whether someone knows 5th grade math? That has nothing to do with pot use dude.

    4. Re:I'm in trouble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND you're a slashdot user!

      A triple threat, I tell ya.

  22. Flowers for Algernon... by the_skywise · · Score: 1

    Okay, somebody needs to do a posting series where the more they post, the stupider they be typin CAUSE ALL THIS eMAILING MAKE ME STOOPID AND SLASHDOT IS KEW COZ I GOT KARMA NAD MAKE FIRST POOPY^H^H^HPOST!

    1. Re:Flowers for Algernon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Okay, somebody needs to do a posting series where the more they post, the stupider they be

      two words: Slashdot Editor

  23. Well, funny and all but..... by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My 5 year old son has consistently been called "best in class" and "brilliant student" by his schools' staff - obviously to my pride and joy ;-) - being an IT guy, a gamer, as well as a dad, I have always taken a relaxed attitude towards pc use and gameplay. He never really played anything too challenging or involving - a bit of tuxracer, a bit of sonic, etc. Until a few weeks ago, when some of his schoolfriends started playing some more involving games, and he wanted to keep up. "Bionicles" was duly installed, and away he went.

    We are now 2 weeks later, and my wife and I just - like, 30 mins ago - finished a discussion about how to remove the game from the pc whilst making it look like an accident.... His schoolwork has plummeted, his teachers are really upset - his concentration is just gone, and he isn't interested in playing, arts, crafts, friends or schoolwork. He is a completely different boy, and its really worrying us.

    Make of it what you will, but this gave me a first-hand look at the whole issue, and has me pretty disturbed.

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    1. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting point... I can't really relate to how involved kids get wrapped up in computer games. But what you've said makes a whole lot of sense, maybe it didn't affect my peers as much (I was born in 79) because the games we had were significantly less complicated than the games kids play now.

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    2. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have one word for you:

      MUDs

      These old text games have probably been the cause of more skipped final exams and lost study time than any two modern games together.

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    3. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Urusai · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, he's becoming a Slashdot poster...

    4. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Well, you could stop being so damned afraid of your child and remove the stupid game without staging an elaborate lie to cover up what is a perfectly reasonable act. Will he cry and bitch? Possibly, but maybe you won't raise one of those assholes who wants to call a lawyer as soon as someone tries to deny him absolutely anything.

      Sheesh. What in the hell happened to parents just saying "No" instead of treating kids like royalty? This Just In: you can love your offspring while still denying them things, despite what your idiot neighbor claims.

      I am only a child of the 70s, but it's certainly a different, wussier, world out there than I remember.

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    5. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 1

      I never got into MUDs because they didn't have beautiful blocky 8-bit graphics. ;)

      I did get quite into ZZT though...

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    6. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by citking · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Do you limit his play time? Or did it evolve quickly into "Where's Timmy? Playing his game?"

      I hate, absolutely _hate_, laying blame on parents, but after working as long as I have in IT at a school district I can see that children are mirrors of their parents' behavior.

      That said, I think what you need to do at this point is take your son, sit him down, and start involving him in reading. Either that or grt him out away from computers for a bit. Anything to keep him from becoming some kid who lets extraneous things come between him and his school work.

      Better yet, uninstall the game and get him some educational software. Math Munchers, Zoombies, or Carmen Sandiego are all excellent choices to get him to think. After his allotted playtime, ask him what he's learned.

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    7. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by michaelhood · · Score: 4, Insightful

      finished a discussion about how to remove the game from the pc whilst making it look like an accident

      Perhaps what will help is insulting the intelligence of your "brilliant student" of a son, by refusing to be straightforward and upfront with him?

    8. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by petsounds · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I imagine there is some sort of hardwired instinct at work here. I don't know the Bionicles game, but many games are so complicated now that they require complex thinking skills. There may be some internal switch which says, "I am doing this important task [e.g. hunting], so I should turn off my learning/artistic desire switch in order to focus on the task at hand."

      Even games like Unreal Tournament or Grand Theft Auto require a lot of different brain processes and instincts to "survive." But these games may also draw upon our survival instincts, which tend to elevate hormone levels and whatnot. Those biochemical changes may have effects similar to a drug which last even for a few days after the game was played.

    9. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you're as disturbed now as I once was when my husband played video games for an ENTIRE MONTH, turned black and then started eating watermelons.

    10. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by mriker · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm with Oliver. Why you're devising a plan to lie to your child instead of being up front and direct with him is beyond me. My unsolicited advice is simply to teach your child the value of moderation and responsibility; limit his gaming to x hours per day and see how that works out.

    11. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You think that's bad... 2 of my college friends dropped out of college because of Everquest. They spent ALL day playing it and not going to class because they felt that they needed to keep up with their guild members, etc. They were on scholarship, which they lost. Eventually they dropped out of college. It's sad but games can be very addicting, just like a lot of things. Games are designed to be addicting, that's how they make their money. I'm guilty of being an addict as well, but to cycling. The good thing is that when I'm cycling, I'm in so much pain that there's a limit to how much I do it. Computer games, on the other hand, has no such mechanism. I think the pain comes later when the rest of your life suffers as in the case of my friends. So maybe instead of immediate reward and delayed punishment, they should make it delayed reward and immediate punishment, like cycling :-) Then again, a game like that will never sell.

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    12. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by cheese_wallet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      We are now 2 weeks later, and my wife and I just - like, 30 mins ago - finished a discussion about how to remove the game from the pc whilst making it look like an accident....

      if you son had started smoking pot (extreme, I know, for a five year old :), would you be having a discussion about how to make the disappearance of the pot look like an accident?

      Just delete the garbage, suffer through some fits, and if he actually asks why it's gone just say tell him that it was bad for him. You don't need to lie about it, nor do you need to reason with him either.

    13. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by syousef · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      It's called a distraction. Best thing you could do for your son is teach him how to deal with distractions, instead of removing them. Otherwise he'll never learn to cope with the larger distractions that life throws at you.

      Classic example is co-ed vs single sex schooling. Single sex schooling gives a more focused environment. But when confronted with the opposite sex in the real world or in a higher learning institution the kids typically do worse because they're confronted with a very powerful distraction they've never learnt to cope with.

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    14. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by RootsLINUX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can totally relate passthecrackpipe. (odd name for such a....umm...mature post). My little brother is 16 now and ever since he was about 11 or 12 he's had a problem with letting computer games controlling his life that has gotten progressively worse and worse. Although he does keep up with his grades (because if they plummet he knows he will lose his computer priveledges until they come back up). Try that with your son, that is remove or severely restrict his gaming time until he gets those grades up. I think that would help solve your problem.

      But it won't end there, let me assure you. Even though my brother keeps his grades up, he spends *all* his free time playing games, reading about games, and pretty much nothing but games. He doesn't go outside. He doesn't socialize with others. He just wants to get online and "pwn pplz with hiz 1337 skillz". (-_-) In the past my parents had been pretty damn lax about this, even though they knew it was a problem, and I insistently pressured them to make him do something else, anything else but play games! I'm afraid that this problem is only going to grow exponentially for each generation as kids start to grow up on games and let them control their lives. As parents, guardians, or whatever you are, I urge you all to remind your younger family members that games are great, but they should try doing other things with their lives. Otherwise, they will never know how many great things they are capable of doing in this world.

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    15. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by mriker · · Score: 1
      I hate, absolutely _hate_, laying blame on parents

      Out of genuine curiosity, may I ask why that is?

    16. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Carmen Sandiego ou say? I LOVED that game! I remember playing for hours on end on our 223Mhz Pentium MMX. Man that thing was a beast.

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    17. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think this is the big thing: educational games are dead, except for stupid multimedia treehouse and barbie games. Puzzle games are no longer things like The Incredible Machine and Lemmings, that actually give you _problem solving_ skills, but twitch-puzzles like Tetris and Chu-Chu Rocket (which are fun by their own right, but not mind-expanding).

      Where's my Island of Dr. Brain?

    18. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on people, lets put our heads together and help Mr. Passthecrackpipe be a better parent.

    19. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      You must have played a remake - the original ran on my Tandy 1000. I have fond memories of playing Where in Time is Carmen Sandiago. Ah, classic.

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    20. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Osty · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I hate, absolutely _hate_, laying blame on parents, but after working as long as I have in IT at a school district I can see that children are mirrors of their parents' behavior.

      Why do you hate blaming parents so much? It's their job to raise their kids, and nearly every problem a child has can be directly related to his parents' (lack of) parenting. The original poster is a perfect example. Rather than addressing the problem, he's scheming with his wife to "accidentally" remove the game. What's his son going to learn from this? That it's okay to neglect his responsibilities (even at 5 years old, you have them -- education, playing, being a kid)? That mommy and daddy are real klutzes with the computer, so he should start learning how to hide what he's doing? In this case, it may or may not be the parents' fault that the kid got so wrapped up in the game (it probably is -- they didn't limit his play time, or set down ground rules), but if they go through with the planned course of action they are absolutely responsible for what that teaches the child.

      It's not my job to parent your kids, nor is it the government's job, nor teachers, school administrators, day care employees, etc. It's your kid, you teach him how to be responsible. If you can't handle that, perhaps you should reconsider being a parent. Harsh? Sure. But throwing more tax dollars at poorly parented children isn't going to solve the problem, either. You have to fix the problem, and the problem is usually the parents (or parent, in more and more cases).

    21. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by citking · · Score: 1

      We're not, believe it or not, all a product of our parental environment. Other figures in our lives certainly can make up for the shortcomings of poor parenting.

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    22. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had college friends who dropped out because of MUDs... couldn't stop playing them, even to the detriment of their schoolwork. It was easy to find them, though. They never left the computer labs..

      Of course all I call that is a lack of discipline. Like this "brilliant" kid. Tell him _NO_ once in a while so he can get used to it when he grows up... and maybe he won't be Everquest (or MUD) fodder. :)

      Spoiled little brats... getting all that they can possibly want, and appreciating none of it.

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    23. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can relate to getting wrapped up in a game for weeks at a time. I think a lot of us can. It passes eventually, but in the meantime I think the answer is to teach him to exercise some self-discipline, rather than lying to him.

      The other thing I want to suggest is that you make sure there isn't some other cause for his behavior. If he's not doing homework because he's too busy with the game, or sloppily rushing through it to get to the game, that's one thing. But if he can't even concentrate while at school, where the game isn't an immediate distraction, that's a little strange.

      I should point out that I see this situation more from the kid's perspective, and I'm not a parent myself. FWIW, I also find that I go through phases where my interest in games peaks. If an engaging game comes along at the right time, it can render me useless (outside of work and other things I HAVE to do) for up to a month. The difference is that I have the discipline to stop for long enough to take care of things that need to be taken care of. Children have more difficulty with this. I know I did as a child. But for me it lasted pretty much my entire childhood and adolescence, not just 2 weeks.

    24. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by RayDude · · Score: 1

      As a former game addict, as well as a guy who worked in the games industry, I feel that (game) addiction is not big a deal, its just a phase we all go through while we're maturing.

      We all have our addictive moments and they are what teach us about addiction. They teach us how to find the balance point. It teaches us how to find moderation. If it weren't for going kind of crazy for a while, how would we know where non-crazy is?

      If you make a big deal of this, your son may rebel and that would be a bad thing. If I were you, I'd talk to him about it and see what he feels. Does he realize his school work is suffering? Does he realize he's affecting his life? If he can't see it yet, then give him enough slack to mess things up for himself. Better now, as a child, than later as an adult (I speak from personal experience here).

      The most critical thing is to insure that he never feels that you are against him. You must always come from the perspective, "I love you and I want to help you." If you make him an enemy by laying down the law or by becoming angry, then when he does finally realize he's gone off the deep end, he won't have you to turn to. That would be the worst case senario. Its up to you to prevent that by letting go of your fears of him failing or messing up his own life. Its his life to mess up -- let him mess it up if he wants to and love him anyway. That way when its time for him to fix his life, he'll have you as a resource, an experienced friend he can rely on for advice. That is the true meaning of unconditional love.

      When he becomes aware of what's going on with him (and you have to have faith that he will), then you can help him learn moderation.

      When I was a Tribes addict oh so many years ago, I made a rule for myself. I kept two lists of things I had to do. Critical ones with absolute need dates, and ones that needed to be done at some point but weren't so time intensive.

      I made a rule for myself that I could only play tribes if my critical items were at least a week out (or so) and planned to be done on a certain date and I had done one of the items off the "some point" list.

      This made it so I got at least one thing done per day before I could play, unless I had been procrastinating. Those times are hard. Sometimes I failed and I had to accept the consequences. That's the price I paid for procrastination.

      Then, after a while I lost interest in the game. I had my fill of it so to speak.

      I have a 4 mo old daughter. I hope I can help her learn early on, so she doesn't have to learn it as an irresponsible adult like I did...

      Raydude

    25. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Interesting story, the only thing I'd add is don't pretend it's an accident. You're the parent here, set the right example by being honest with the kid about the problem. You said he's smart, so I don't think he'll fall for the "Whoops, and accident" excuse. What would keep you from simply re-installing it? Oh... are you going to lose the CD too? You're gonna snowball that way.

      Nothing wrong with setting a few rules around the house, the kid's gotta get used to them cuz the world is full of them.

      None of my business though... have a nice day. :-)

      --
      Cwm, fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz
    26. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by rjelks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was thinking, "The Oregon Trail." I guess that would be boring now.

    27. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by fimbulvetr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I pretty much failed a year for MUDs too, however:

      Pre-MUD typing speed: circa 20wpm.
      Post-MUD typing speed: circa 90-100wpm, depending on content.

      So I guess that's my lemonade:)

    28. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Nirvelli · · Score: 1

      ...how to remove the game from the pc whilst making it look like an accident... First wrong move. Don't avoid the issue, just tell the kid that he has to do schoolwork before computer work. The problem is that he's using the computer at age 5. He needs to learn the basics before using the computer, just like teachers are supposed to make you do all the math by hand before you use a calculator. Just last week the principal of my high school basically called me the smartest student in 5 years. My teachers and other people also constantly note how I have really good problem-solving skills. At the same time, I am on the computer/internet all the time, reading/posting on forums, reading slashdot, etc. I also play a lot of computer games. The key is to learn the basics first. If they rated these "dumb kids" on their computer usage skills, they would probably be "below n00b." It's the responsibility of the education system to teach basics before computers, and the responsibility of parents to moderat their children's computer useage.

    29. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by rjelks · · Score: 1

      "The good thing is that when I'm cycling, I'm in so much pain that there's a limit to how much I do it. Computer games, on the other hand, has no such mechanism."

      I distinctly remember having sharp pains after going a whole day without eating when Final Fantasy was released on the Nintindo. Seriously though, I can see how a game can interfer with other priorities....Starcraft anyone? When I get busy, I uninstall my current addiction and don't think about it. Computer games are fun, but they can sure be a time suck.

    30. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I recently bought a computer for my 14 year-old son as a birthday gift. I also bought him a router so that his mother (my ex-wife) could configure it appropriately. She still hasn't set it up (she VPNs into a network and often works from home) and she dictates when he can get on the net. I have no problem with her decision since she has to deal with him regularly and I'm not so sure that unrestricted net access is such a good thing for him.

      Don't try to trick your kids, as they will eventually discover the attempts and respect you less. You might be surprised at how inquisitive and aware a 5 year-old can be.

    31. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by LucBorg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Children learn most from their parents. They spend the most time with their parents during the important periods of growth and development, of both body and mind ie, birth to 18 (at least up to 15/16 anyway). Therefore, it is parents who influence the behaviour and attitudes of children the most, and so MOST blame for disruptive or aggressive children lies squarely on the parents shoulders.

    32. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Nrlll9 · · Score: 1

      Um.. he's only 5 years old, just let him play. It will help his mental development. Its not like school work at 5 years old matters all that much Put yourself in his shoes. He wants to play games. He enjoys it better than other activities. Why stop him? When he wants to do other activities, he will. Its just a phase.

    33. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm with Oliver, but with one addition: tell your son in advance what you are going to do. He will protest and give you a hard time (hold your balls out, man), but he may lose your trust and never forgive you if you unexpectedly destroy the game and his player data.

    34. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should call your lawyer.

    35. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sorry -- are you a parent? Sounds to me like a rant by someone without kids who knows how to raise them better than actual parents. Until you walk a mile in cheerios-encrusted, juicy-juice-stained shoes your opinion's not goint to mean much to people who have children.

    36. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by houghi · · Score: 1

      My 5 year old son has consistently been called "best in class" [...] His schoolwork has plummeted,

      Rimmer was also best in his class, untill they had to do more then just colour things. He suddenly got bad points for coloring the ocean orange and land purple and points were not just given for staying inside the lines, but for actual knowledge. (It is a while ago that I read Red Dwarf, so it could have been other colours)

      Watch his friends and himself. If he calls himself 'Ace' and others call him 'bonehead' never let him enter a spaceship.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    37. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Golias · · Score: 1

      Oh for fuck's sake.

      He's five!

      If you think this is the last time his personality will radically shift over a short duration before he's ready to go away to college, you are in for a real shock.

      Stopping him from playing games will not prevent your boy from developing his personality in new and surprising (and occasionally disappointing) ways. If you think this is a challenge... just wait until he starts getting interested in girls.

      IMHO, all you really ought to do is discipline him for slacking off, limit his couch-potato time (whether that means gaming or TV) and move on.

      On the other hand, he's your kid; if you think banning the game entirely will help, then by all means do so, but don't try to trick him into thinking it's an accident because even 5-year olds see through that shit.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    38. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Grave_Rose · · Score: 0

      Smoke him a bowl and buy him some Cheetos.

      Gr@ve_Rose

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    39. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by TelJanin · · Score: 1

      Since when is chu chu rocket a twitch puzzle?

      Also, Invention Studio (or something like that) was awsome when I was younger. The one where you could build big conveyer-belt type things to move mice around.

    40. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by tsioc · · Score: 1

      whatever happened to limiting the amount of time your child can spend on given activities? I remember not being allowed to use the tv or game system for more than an hour or two a day. Children need limits, and parents are the one who MUST give provide them. It's part of parenting.

    41. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by SunFan · · Score: 4, Informative

      you can love your offspring while still denying them things, despite what your idiot neighbor claims.

      Denying children from being overwhelmed by abundance _is_ the responsibility of loving parents. It's the only way for children to develop a perspective on how the real world operates (most people don't get things simply by pouting about it--they have to work for it).

      --
      -- Microsoft is the most expensive commodity operating system and office suite vendor in the marketplace.
    42. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      That was the most fun game they'd ever let us play whilst in school.

      --
      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    43. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by darco · · Score: 1
      • Better yet, uninstall the game and get him some educational software. Math Munchers, Zoombies, or Carmen Sandiego are all excellent choices to get him to think. After his allotted playtime, ask him what he's learned.

      Bleh. I hated these games. They didn't make me think, they made me bored. My advice would be to teach him to use a computer constructively. I use to play a fair amount of video games until I found the best video game of them all: GCC.

      In response to another post you made: Yes, I agree that it is possible for someone to raise themselves above the ignorance and neglect of their parents and excel in ways they never did. However I believe this to be the exception, not the rule. It would seem that a great deal of parents these days just have no backbone, such as the grandparent of this post: He is short-circuiting a perfect opportunity to teach his child self-discipline.

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      — darco
    44. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every response to your post seems to either be suggesting that you should tell your kid the truth about removing the game rather than keeping it from them. I agree, with one modification: tell them that you want to remove the game because their schoolwork is suffering, and tell them the date you will remove it, *if their schoolwork does not return to what it was before they started playing*. Consequences (both bad and good) should be clearly tied to the reason for them, and it should be possible for the child to avoid those consequences by removing the reason to impose them. That's the entire purpose of having such consequences. You can't just observe a behavior and immediately apply punishment, because you have given no indication that such behavior will invoke that punishment. What you can do is make it clear that the punishment will be given if the behavior continues.

    45. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Trust is critical. I remember clearly my mom getting rid of toys without talking about it with me, and it really was a shocker at the time. I still remember the feeling after 20+ years (no, it wasn't just last Friday I lost my mini-table-soccer, people).

    46. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by cculianu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Amen! MUDs are EVIL!

      So are MMORPGs. I quit my job and divorced my wife because of Ultima Online alone!

      However I *did* make 5x GM, so it was wayy worth it.. I'll take 5x GM in old skool UO (circa 1998) over sex and money any day!!

    47. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      You don't need to lie about it,

      Definitely not.
      nor do you need to reason with him either.

      Wrong. You need to explain *why* you *will* delete the game *if the behavior doesn't change*. You've given him no indication whatsoever that the game is "bad for him". This is the first time the kid has found an addictively-fun video game, and it probably won't be the last. That doesn't mean the game itself is bad for him. The issue is whether he's spending too much time doing it when he would otherwise be working on schoolwork or other tasks he need to complete. You need to make it clear that his schoolwork has gotten worse since he started playing, and also make it clear that you intend to remove the game if that problem isn't solved.
    48. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "(hold your balls out, man)"

      Just not literally, OK MJ?

    49. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful


      The parents who lie to their own children in order to avoid any emotional interaction with their child are the parents who need to learn. There simply is no way around it.

      I've seen families with stronger parents and familes with weaker parents, and it is blatently obvious what the impact on the children is. The weaker parents have children who don't share well, who are difficult to be around, who are difficult to trust, and are generally just little shits all around. The children who have a more balanced home life are a pleasure to be around. It doesn't take a Ph.D. in psychology to see this.

    50. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On the contrary. Someone without kids can make a rational decision about what is right and wrong. If you don't want to do the right thing because you're too tired and can't stand to hear your kid crying and/or see him sulking that is your choice to knowingly do the WRONG thing in order to preserve your sanity. Maybe it will work out in the long run. Maybe not.

      The only other thing I have to say is that I have great respect for parents. It is a huge amount of responsibility to bring a new human being into this world. All that I ask is that you try to raise them to know right from wrong even if you can't make that differentiation yourself.

      Is it too late to consider giving up your kid(s) for adoption?

    51. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My brother just stopped going to work. Started with "sick days" and then nothing. He was in a semi-management position (12 staff under him) that could have turned into something better.

      He has spent the last 6 years playing computer games, 14 hours a day.

      Now he just got a job in a service station and this is a major leap forward...

      Games...

    52. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      One more point, 'balanced' has nothing to do with money. There are just as many suburban well-to-do shits out there as poor or super-wealthy shits. Remember, the best toy in the world to a toddler can be a 5-cent balloon on a string--money just isn't a factor.

    53. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to lie about it, nor do you need to reason with him either.

      According to my father, you're right about the first one and wrong about the second. Or, at least, that's how he raised me -- and I turned out OK despite a nasty divorce and some other BS. Actually, it seems to me that I'm doing pretty well.

      But, then again, my father won't do baby-talk because he thinks it's so condescending. Kids in our extended family kids really like him because he treats them with a little respect while keeping them out of trouble. A very positive experience all-around.

    54. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by jericho4.0 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "90-100wpm, depending on content"

      Now you can get a job at your local swordmaker or apocrathy.

      --
      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    55. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      I was hooked on a programming game for 6 years. My grades fell through the floor, but I doubt it harmed my intelligence. Excessive caffiene may have done some damage though.

      Sometimes I get involved in a game, and don't get anything done at home for weeks, and I'm 23. I've beaten Chrono Trigger probably 6 or 7 times.

      Have you tried installing Metal Blob Solid?

    56. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yeah, back in the early 90s, a really smart kid at my high school ended up failing due to some sort of MUD game. I always saw him playing, never doing anything else.

    57. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      My parents-in-law limit the time that their kids can play computer in a day to about 30 minutes. The kids don't complain if your nice when you remind them their time is up (which father-in-law often isn't but that is another story.) anyway, when I was over there, the 7 year old lane told me that I had been playing the computer too long, and that my time was clearly up. darn starcraft.

    58. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by toofast · · Score: 1

      As a part-time prof in a post-secondary institution, I have seen the sharp decline in classroom interest in the last 10 years, since the advent of Inernet, IRC, IM, and now Flash games and online Poker. It's increasingly difficult to teach class in a room full of computers due to all the distractions, lack of discipline and overall lack of motivation. Although these students are 18 to 22 years old, all they want to do is play games, chat and surf "rate my body"-type sites.

      Even when you explain to them that the stuff they're learning could land them a good paying job, they can't seem to relate, because most still live at home with their parents.

      This trend is disturbing indeed.

    59. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      We are now 2 weeks later, and my wife and I just - like, 30 mins ago - finished a discussion about how to remove the game from the pc whilst making it look like an accident.... His schoolwork has plummeted, his teachers are really upset - his concentration is just gone, and he isn't interested in playing, arts, crafts, friends or schoolwork. He is a completely different boy, and its really worrying us.

      I wonder how you would feel if he were similarly distracted reading Lord of the Rings ?

    60. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Start at 3 hours a day. If the kid whinges or starts misbehaving, jump straight to 2hrs, 1½hrs, 1hr, then nothing. It may help teach the kid not to whinge when future limitations are implemented.

      Then you can hide the power cord til after homework is done. If that doesn't work, cut it (after unplugging it of course!). Buy another one a week later.

    61. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1

      It's a little late to reconsider once you've had the little bastards. Generally, the people that have the foresight to consider whether or not they can handle the responsibility of raising a child also have the foresight to use birth control and plan their families.

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      Nice Marmot
    62. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      The best version was on the Apple 2 GS. It came with a world almanac and you had to look up every location you visited.

      --
      Cool art gallery, if you're into that sort of thing.
    63. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Informative

      Everquest, MUDS, etc are all skinner boxes. You eventually get a reward for lots of work and it becomes compulsive. Toss in the social aspect and it can be serious. MUDs had me for a while, hurt grades I guess but not by too much, but it certianly was compulsive, and to the outsider completely and utterly weird.

    64. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      Well I attended a "co-ed" public school until I graduated. I still am not able to cope with the opposite sex in college! Man I get panic attacks if a girl even looks at me.
      You really are an insensitive clod.

    65. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
      I'm afraid that this problem is only going to grow exponentially for each generation as kids start to grow up on games and let them control their lives.

      Actually, I disagree with you. I think that when people, like myself, who spent way too much time playing games as children have our own children, we'll relate to how we screwed up our own lives and hopefully not allow our children to do the same thing.

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    66. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Actually my GPA went up when I started to MUD. When I went to class I got too bored with the material and blew off studying for my finals.

      With MUDing the material was still new and interesting when it got to final time and I studied a lot more. Acing a final worth 65% of your grade helps a LOT.

      --
      Reading code is like reading the dictionary - you have to read half of it before you can go back and understand it.
    67. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Mashdar · · Score: 1

      I can admit to knowing what your son is going through first-hand. Let me tell you that you know what's best for him. He'll realize that in the long run even if he is a bit upset at the moment. I was always a great student, but when my friends introduced me to WarCraft II my study habits quickly went downhill. My grades never slipped into the realm of "terrible", but I did get a C in seventh grade geography, along with a plethora of Bs. I did the absolute minimum ammount of work required to get by. My Parents were angry because they knew I could do better, but they never took enough action. The worst they ever did was to ban me from computer use for a week. This did nothing. Even at the time there were moments where I would think about the effects of games on my life, and I almost wished my parents would kick me off of them for good. I was certainly not mature enough to utilize my time efficiently. Anyway, my point is this: go ahead and do what is best for your kid. Having been there I can say that I would have been very angry at the time, but when I was older I definitely would have understood. I am in college now, and my study skills still stink, although I no longer play games. I don't know if having not played the games would have prevented this, but it could not have hurt.

    68. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were two reasons I failed college: Moria and Usenet. The combination of the two (and bear in mind this was 1992, when usenet was useful and not given over to pr0n and spam-not that there's anything wrong with pr0n) was lethal to my GPA.

      Even today computers and the Internet occupy an inordinately large slice of my life.

      Must do something about that.

      But here's me before 1991:

      I used to read a lot, and I used to go out a lot, take walks, ride my bike, that kind of thing.

      After 1991, my weight has risen steadily, and I'm damn near glued to my computer. I read a couple books a year (maybe).

      Coincidence? I think not.

    69. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by eznihm · · Score: 1

      the famed EFNet server piglet.cc.utexas.edu (now-defunct) used to greet chatters with an MOTD that included "Welcome to the University of Texas 'I Repeat Class' (IRC) server!"

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      -- i drop mine in braille so you blind cats can read me
    70. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, none of you virgins have kids, right?

      Asking you for an opinion is like asking Ellen for tips on BJ's.

      There is no right or wrong way to do things but people with no experience in a matter always think they know best.

    71. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Fitzghon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think I agree with most of the posts here, especially Oliver's.
      I am currently a high-achieving high school junior. I have liked to play games since I started playing MUDs at age 12. However, my parents never felt bad telling me "no". Because my parents were frank in what activities should be my priorities, I learned both to moderate my gaming and to put school work first.
      I am now getting the chance to watch my parents do the same to my brother. He followed my lead and started gaming in the last year. My parents are still making it clear that school work must come first. He hasn't yet gotten it, but he will.
      Meanwhile, I have friends who were also straight-A, honors students in 9th grade, but who are now B students in regents classes (the lowest level in my school) for six hours of the day, and are Everquest and World of Warcraft grinders for the other sixteen.
      I bet their parents would be happier if they had just said "no".

      Fitzghon

    72. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by QQoicu2 · · Score: 1

      I somewhat resent that analogy... Of course, that's the common stereotype, but I went to an all-boys Catholic high school, and it's not like I never socialized with girls outside of the school setting. Having classes with girls in college isn't different at all. In fact, most of my buddies from high school are better around girls than guys from public schools; they surely treat them with more respect.

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      "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
    73. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have COMPLETELY missed the point of the parent post.

      Until you have stayed up every night for a week nursing your sick baby and still gone to work during the day and done a million other things that non-parents simply can't relate to, you're not in a position to judge, at the very least not to judge the original poster.

      You think your parents never lied to you? My goodness... tell me, did you ever believe in Santa?

      We'll never meet, but I can't wait until you deign to reproduce and put to work all the answers you already seem to have.

    74. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The incredible machine? perhaps thats the one you are thinking of?

    75. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You'd never make it in grad school.

    76. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by AFairlyNormalPerson · · Score: 1

      Just put a smoke bomb in the computer and rig i to a remote control. The next time that your kid is playing and really, I mean REALLY kicking ass during the game... set the smoke bomb off and hit the circuit breaker. Then he'll think it's his own fault. If you are going to lie about removing thwe game, why make it look like YOU screwed up when you can make it look like it's all HIS fault?

    77. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by mikvo · · Score: 1

      He's 5, and you're worried about making it look like an accident? If I noticed an increase in game playing, corresponding to a decrease in school performance, forget the accident. Remove the games and tell him why you did it. Afterall, who's the boss? My situation is quite different, since my 5 (and 6) year old daughters are both recently adopted, and have only just begun using a computer. But It's something I plan to watch carefully.

    78. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by umkendaj · · Score: 1

      I think computer usage has a parabolic effect on people's intelligence. The more you get into technology the more outside of society you seem to become, but once you pass a certain point it becomes profitable and you are accepted again.

    79. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      apothecary.

    80. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're a big arrogant prick as well.

    81. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get him a Gamecube. The initial excitement will distract him from "Bionicles" long enough for you to get rid of it and the lack of any good games for the Gamecube will prevent him from falling back into his gaming rut.

      Problem solved!

    82. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Not true. Not long a go I found and booted up and old ][e emu, plugged in Oregon Trail, and wasted a good day of my life, exchanging odd IMs with my friends "My god bob! Jesus drowned!" "Plato has consumption!"

      And the hunting is TRULY the precursor to Doom3.

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    83. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just curious. how does he pay for internet access? or rent? or food?

    84. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      only install games that require him to think, ie lemmings, myst, or any other problem solveing game, and say no when homework needs to be done. some RPGs (baulders gate) are good to. And the best thing is all those old games are free and can be downlaoaded:) Might want to repalce bionicles?

      not to many "recent" games that require thinking because games are now geared for teens and the current generate unlike back in the day where it was more adults.

      But with games that actauly make him think at least him playing them will encourge thaught, and in some cases creativity.

      stay faaar away from FPS, MMORGPS, and any mindles shoot em up!

    85. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other problem with being underhanded about removing your kid's game is that he has no opportunity to learn from his mistakes. If you tell him that his school work has suffered and that's why he's losing the game, he can learn from the experience. But to lie to him not only cements you as a wus, but denies your child the opportunity to learn from this.

    86. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This problem has been around since before MUDs! My dad knew kids in college (a half century ago) who dropped out because they played pin ball all day!

    87. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by rho · · Score: 1

      Um, the kid is five. You make him sound like Oliver Wendell Holmes with an attitude.

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    88. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sheesh. What in the hell happened to parents just saying "No" instead of treating kids like royalty?

      People are raised to be perpetual children, and infantilized throughtout their life. Then they knock up their SO, and think that to be an adult, they have to posess a thing called a kid. Rather than realizing its how they raise their kid that determines whether they are adults.

      Being a parent is not about gratification from the love of a child. If you need that, get a dog. Being a parent is not about being the child's pal. You are not their pal, you are their parent. Its your job to provide for them, to protect them, and to teach them everything a school cannot, which includes morality & discipline. Finally, comes the bull crap that you shouldn't smack them one when they're out of line, and all this touchy feely studies that claim corporal punishment is unnecessary. They're the same assholes that 40 years ago said homosexuality was a mental illness, that margarine was better for you than butter, and that ulcers were caused by lifestyle stress.

      This society is screwed up. Some odd reason they think its more important to keep kids infantilized. What they really should do is reduce the age of adulthood to 16. And then push parents to raise their kids to be more responsible so they can act like adults at 16. Much like they do in Europe and the rest of the world.

      Kids, in a non-screwed up family situation, spent their waking hours learning how to be like their providers. Its how they are programmed. They stop doing this once they become teenagers because their GENES tell them to get the hell out of the house, procreate, and make a living for themselves. They stop being cute so that parent get the clue to kick them out the house; you don't need to breast feed them anymore.

      That is, when the TV isn't telling kids that being an adult is being a sexual being who buys lots of products and reality is that being goodlooking and conforming is the secret to success in life which always ends up with the happy ending.

      Do I have a kid? Hell no, I realize what's involved. Why the heck would I want to inflict that kind of misery on myself? But sure as hell if I had a kid, I wouldn't be trying to be his favorite pal. Let him love mommy more; its not a competition, its about raising the optimal kid.

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    89. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      What planet do you live on that has 22-hour days? :)

    90. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by man2525 · · Score: 1

      Do what my mother did...set a wind-up timer at 60 minutes. If his mind wanders and he doesn't finish his homework in an hour, beat him. I'm not sure it helped any as I'm comfortable with procrastination now...but it should toughen him up some. He's a boy, so that's got to be worth something. It'll make the older fellas here happy.

    91. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I distinctly remember having sharp pains after going a whole day without eating when Final Fantasy was released on the Nintindo.

      Not just games.

      About 20 years ago I was writing a program to download and format data from survey instruments, then pack it and send it in to another office over a modem. All to be automated, and all very slick for its time.

      Anyway, as this was just kind of a "spare time job" I went into my basement where my computers were at the time and started working on it on a Friday night. It was a truly fascinating project, especially the communications end of it because I had never done a lot with communications before then so it was a real learn-and-experiment experience.

      Work progressed on the program, and after a while I started to feel sick. I thought there was something wrong with me; gosh maybe I need to lie down for a while or something.

      Then I checked the clock and discovered that it was 4pm on Sunday afternoon! I hadn't left the computers, had anything to eat or done anything at all other than work on the program for almost 48 straight hours. And I hadn't even noticed or realized it at all until, as I said, I started to feel sick.

      I have only done that once, to such an extreme at least. And I still find it amazing that it really happened.

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    92. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      Post-MUD typing speed: circa 90-100wpm, depending on content.

      Unfortunately, data entry jobs aren't very rewarding.

    93. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      These sorts of grade school obsessions are common amongst children of his age group whether it is computer games, collectible card games, or some other entertainment product with extensive branding and marketing tie-ins. Marketers love to target children in this age group because they have considerable influence on how family income is spent and, not being wise to the sophisticated tactics employed by the marketers (how can they be at age 5?), they are particularly vulnerable to sales pitches for engaging, expensive, and elaborate entertainment products. I would not be too concerned about this effecting his long term emotional, educational, and social development of your child. However, if you believe as parents that his game playing is interfering with his other responsibilities then you must intervene on behalf of your son's best interests. He may not understand, but your child needs a parent in this matter not a friend. It is not reasonable to expect that a five year old, even one as bright as yours, would be able to exercise unerring judgment and discernment when it comes to managing his free time so in this case you must do it for him. You are right to be concerned about the undue influence that corporations and their advertisers, pitching everything from electronic games to junk foods to your children, have in our public schools, but that is another rant. Rest assured that by intervening you are doing the right thing, but it would perhaps be best to limit his time playing the game rather than removing it entirely at once. Perhaps then the allure of the game will fade with time until it once again becomes merely a harmless diversion and not an all consuming obsession.

    94. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some high-achieving high school junior you are. Six hours plus sixteen hours equals 22 hours.

    95. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      Well, Lord of the Rings is a book that should take, at most, a few weeks to read. Then it's off to other books, etc. I guess if he goes into a loop, just re-reading LOTR, there might be a problem.

      With the gaming, on the other hand, it's a long, long loop of the same thing, for extended periods.

      So your comparison doesn't really hold.

    96. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by timeOday · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't, by any chance, be a childless know-it-all, would you?

    97. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      School work a priority? Don't make me laugh, it's there to keep you busy and off the streets at best and brain damaging shit at worst. School work has no value and my parents could not argument otherwise, I didn't spent all my time gaming though.

    98. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, must be the games... For me it was the other way around: I fell into depression and stoped going to class, after that I started to game more to fill my time and go crazy. Now I work, but can't even concentrate on games in my free time... Hard to tell if that's a step up.

    99. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he just got a job in a service station"

    100. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I hate to be the one to point this out, but gaming started going downhill about when Lemmings came out.

      not that Lemmings was a sucky game, it was pretty cool, but in many ways even Lemmings was still a step down. Once upon a time you had to provide imagination to the game the same way you have to when you read a book. Those days are over.

      If anyone's looking for a good puzzle game now, check out Vexed. :)

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    101. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash. passthecrackpipe's comment was not mature.

    102. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, we covered it in my INtro to Psych class this semester.

      Permissive parenting - bad, kids are underachievers, have low self-esteems, antisocial, drug users, etc.

      AUthoritarian parenting (like the 50s) - still bad. Kids grow up with serious problems with authority. Kids split off, one group becomes criminals, the other group will conform for awhile and then during their midlife crisis completely uproot themselves and start fresh. All will have low self-worth and so forth.

      So how do you win?

      Um, read Oliver's post? ;)

      Personally, I think my wife and I are on the riht track. My daughter spent 4 hours rebelling aainst cleaning her room tonight, a typical 20-minute cleaning job. In the process she missed a movie and storytime. She was pretty upset about it and whined a bit about "I can't sleep because I didn't read a story", but it didn't take her long to figure it out. She's starting to come around. :)

      Her brother, in contrast, cleaned his room immediately and was done in 10 minutes. He got to watch the movie and had storytime before bed. He also got to play with both his parents a little bit along the way. He's 1 1/2 years younger than his sister. The 1-year old (almost 2) helped pick up a bit too. :)

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    103. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen,

      The only intelligent reply so far...

    104. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'll go ahead and judge.

      I've seen enough of the spoiled little monsters that some parents "raise" that I feel perfectly obliged to judge parents whether I've raised any kids or not.

    105. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by cooley · · Score: 1

      Aye. I had the Tandy 1000 TL/2, myself. Carmen Sandiego and Oregon Trail both kicked ass, and Oregon Trail was better on that 80286 than it had been on the TRS/80.

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    106. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, I have a similar experience. When I was in middle school I was in a program here locally that allowed me to take high school classes for high school credit with the idea of graduating at 14 or 15 in mind. I blew it big time, because I got so caught up in MUDding that I skipped school, and got kicked out for truancy (among other things).
      I did gain a few things out of the whole experience though:
      1. Vastly improved typing speed (up to 140WPM)
      2. Learned C
      3. Fell in love with *nix and the CLI
      4. Met some cool people I still hang out with online


      Not taking into account me missing a chance at early graduation and a scholarship to almost anywhere I wanted to go, I would say it was a pretty good experience.
    107. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you weren't smoking crack all the time, he wouldn't have these problems.

      ???

    108. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's funny. I thought I understood the point very well. I simply disagree with it. I disagree that right and wrong is relative. I didn't attempt to judge the parent. I attempted to put perspective into making right and wrong decisions. You're attempt to say that I am unable to judge is like saying that I can't say that killing someone is right or wrong unless I have killed. Or that I am unable to judge that it is wrong to fabricate financial reports company if I have never been a CEO of a public company.

      Nobody likes to be judged. Nobody thinks that outsiders can understand their situation. I understand that and your frustration. It however does not change right or wrong.

      But now that you bring up Santa... I think you're right... I had NO IDEA that the parent post was talking about Santa Claus. Yes, I did believe in Santa Claus. I thank God that I was able to experience Santa Claus, can you imagine how I would have turned out without him?

      If you are trying to say that parents must make wrong choices to ease their child's socialization, I also disagree. Isn't it obvious to anyone who has every had the responsibility for another whether as a parent, or manager that very often you must insulate someone from the truth? There's a difference between insulating from the truth and lying.

      Look at the context of the original post. You're saying that it is wrong to be straight forward with a child in teaching them the value of moderation? Even if they do not understand it, you must enforce it. Is it wrong to stop them from eating all their Halloween candy in one night? Is it wrong to protect them something from something that will hurt them in the long run? Is it right to allow them to do something that will hurt them in the long run?

      If or when I reproduce, I shall pray that I am able to implement my beliefs. I will reproduce not to show the world how damn smart I am but rather to make my best attempt at bringing out the good in humanity. To emulate as much as I can what my parents attempted to do for me. If I am unable to, maybe then I can at least articulate what EXACTLY it is that causes reason to escape the thought process instead of talking about cheerios and juicy-juice and Santa. To articulate that which causes some parents to hold their reproduction as their greatest achievement instead of their greatest gift.

    109. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Back in, oh 1994, when I was active on DuneMUSH I was experimenting with a Dvorak keyboard [1]. On chat, someone guessed I was using one because my off-by-one-key typos had changed patterns. It was probably Erich or Feyd.

      [1] A nicer layout than QWERTY, takes some getting used to, and useless if you have to use QWERTY keyboards regularly (desktop support, nuthin' but other people's keyboards right now).

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    110. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My unsolicited advice is simply to teach your child the value of moderation and responsibility;

      You see, my parents were like that with me. They teached me moderation, responsability, etc etc.

      Yes, I learned to be responsable, reasonable and all, but only up until I was fourteen. One day I just got tired of moderation and went straight to hell (heavy drugs, failing classes and whatnot). Teenage years are supposed to be rebellious but it lasted too long (until I was 22) and almost devastated any hope of living well in society again.

      I'm almost sure that the fact that my parents were more strict than average had a bad impact on me. On the other hand, not being strict enough can lead to the same consequences. So, it's a delicate subject, because we can't really predict how a human will react to something.

      I have to admit though, after the crisis I picked up were I had left, and became reasonable again and quite above average in respects to patience, kindness to others, responsability, ...

    111. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 1

      OIbviously, a single post on slashdot is all you need to determine our parenting skills, and our parent-child relationship dynamic. If this would come from - say - a respectable source, maybe I would be worried. If you actually had anything to say about the subject matter (computers make you stupid) I'd maybe have given you some credence. Instead, this is just a knee-jerk reaction, and obvious proof of how much time you spent behind computers in your own childhood

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    112. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the Windows version, it came with nothing.. I had to use my parents' jumbo-size atlas.

    113. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by rlsthree · · Score: 2, Insightful

      School work has no value and my parents could not argument otherwise I think I'll have to "argument" for the value of a grammar class.

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    114. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by syousef · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Many of those who go to single sex schools DO NOT get presented with an opportunity to socialise outside of school. Sounds like you were fortunate to have a well balanced and mature bunch of friends.

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    115. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm sorry that my 4th language, one which I had for 3 years in high school with a teacher who didn't take synonyms as valid answers in tests, isn't as 'perfect' as the native english of the /. editors...

    116. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by tomjen · · Score: 1

      The rest of time is spend on sleeping.

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    117. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent post.

      I grew up playing these games and I absolutely loved them. Lemmings, Incredible Machines, Castle of Dr. Brain, Island of Dr. Brain. etc.. Sierra used to make some really educational games. Perhaps this is why I grew up being a problem solver. I used to play with lego and mechano and I wanted to grow up to be an engineer or architect. Then when I got my computer, I played with those games in dos, and now today, I'm a computer programmer, because I always liked to "build" things and solve problems.

      These types of activities had a great influence on me as a kid looking back at it now. Now games are all about repetition and graphics, no real puzzles or problem solving...it's sad really. I still enjoy games like Quake or Halflife for the competitive aspect mainly, and the fast/intense action, but they don't make you any smarter.

    118. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by tomjen · · Score: 1

      Consider yourselft lucky - a human can last 2 - 3 days withouth water - so a little longer, and you might have been dead.

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    119. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it's a good idea to ask a soccer player what kind of a coach is a good coach. Now think the player as a child and the coach as a parent. We've all been children and have some kind of an opinion how our parents succeeded.

    120. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to be addicted to those MMORPGS, but recently I got out of the addictive cycle.

      When Ultima Online first came around, I pretty much dropped out of grade 9 and played 16+ hours a day (I went from 140 to 200 pounds in 6months). I didnt even notice I had put on all that weight, I was too busy paying attention to the screen. I played UO for about 2 years. When Everquest came out, I played it excessively for 3-4 months, but I quickly grew tired of the "daily grind" and how it was all geared towards high lvl users. I quit when I had a lvl50 druid.

      Recently World of Warcraft came out. I spent all my time playing it since November 27th (the release date). I played from when I woke up to when I went to bed (i'm chronically ill/disabled and don't work or goto school if you're wondering). I recently quit World of Warcraft about a month ago, because I hadn't been outside and my body was feeling really sick from lack of exercise. World of Warcraft was the most addictive game i've ever played to this date. I only wasted 4-5 months of my life on it, I feel bad for the people that will spend 1+ year on it. I quit with a lvl59 rogue on a pvp server. The game lost all its fun to me since I played it non stop for 5 months pretty much. It all came down to "grinding" for high end gear, just like everquest.

      My counsellor says those types of games are horrible for people like me (addictive personality, social phobias, depressed, etc). It has all the bells and whistles (pretty graphics), and positive reinforcement (finding "phat" loot and leveling up, etc..)... Its just like a drug, and you have to keep paying every month to keep up your addiction. All of the people that play these games are real assholes in game too, always whining and fighting, it doesn't make for a fun gaming experience.

    121. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by HangingChad · · Score: 1
      I am only a child of the 70s, but it's certainly a different, wussier, world out there than I remember.

      Truth. It may have started with what George Carlin calls the pussification of the American male, but it's sort of branched out from there. I find it amazing that whole generations of Americans were able to cope with school without the aid of medication. Not anymore. I can sit here and think of five or six of the neighbor kids on drugs, one is getting some heavy hitter anti-psychotics. This isn't that big of a town.

      Is it email or just that we're spending more time making money than making things? Or more time watching TV than reading?

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    122. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Permissive parenting - bad ... Authoritarian parenting (like the 50s) - still bad.

      Children learn from their parents in many ways the parent doesn't expect. The problem with "permissive" parenting - if the parent has broad values then not necessarily any problem, but in this sense I think the meaning is submissive parenting - avoid confrontation even when you think the child is wrong. In this case, the child will learn the same pattern of behaviour, and will grow to not argue his case as a teenager. This leads to the low self-esteem etc, that you're talking about.

      The authoritarian approach? Your child will learn that power equates to right, that the ability to punish replaces the need to justify.

      The middle approach? Always speak up, never act without explanation. Listen to child so that child learns to use reason to get her way. Above all, avoid yelling and other resorts of force / power. 'Cause very soon, your child will be using the same techniques on you.

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    123. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Angostura · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should have a look at Enigmo from Pangea. It is originally a Mac game, but available for PC too now.

      Fabulous.

      My daughter is 2 and I'm waiting until she is old enough to play it. I'm also busily writing some Logo routines to draw pretty stuff that she will be able to tweak about whenshe is much older... if she wants to .

    124. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't forget Nethack, which inspired the following message to the Nethack devteam:

      "Thank you for the latest release of gradewrecker. My GPA just went in the corner and shot itself. "

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    125. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 1

      I've tried to do something about that where I work (an elementary school). We had an old version of Number Munchers for DOS sitting in a closet, so I dug it out and put it in the standard loadset along with Carmen Sandiego and the Oregon Trail - they keep the kids entertained more than the Internet or mucking around with the crap edutainment we have as district-standard.

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    126. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What planet do you live on that has 22-hour days? :)

      Apparently he's one of those wussies that does that 'sleep' thing.
      Pff. noobs.

    127. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you need to pull the network connection in the classroom when it isn't explicitly needed for a task. I realise that's probably a highly simplistic suggestion... but I can't really see why it wouldn't work.

    128. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Finally, comes the bull crap that you shouldn't smack them one when they're out of line, and all this touchy feely studies that claim corporal punishment is unnecessary.

      I've never had to smack around a kid - any kid - to enforce my rules, nor threaten to do so. Restrain on rare occasions sure, but that's it.

      Beatings are for losers who never should've had a kid in the first place. If you can't figure how to instill discipline in children without knocking them around, you really shouldn't be polluting the gene pool in the first place.

      Max

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    129. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by RichardX · · Score: 1

      Oregon Trail?
      There's a site selling a classy Oregon Trail "You have died of dysentery" T-Shirt here
      (though whether they should be profiting off the back of someone else's game is a bit of a question..)

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    130. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Well, you could stop being so damned afraid of your child and remove the stupid game without staging an elaborate lie to cover up

      And especially since he'll then just ask you to reinstall it, or work out how to do it himself. I limit the time my daughter can watch cartoons, I don't pretend the TV is broken.

    131. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting point... I can't really relate to how involved kids get wrapped up in computer games. But what you've said makes a whole lot of sense, maybe it didn't affect my peers as much (I was born in 79) because the games we had were significantly less complicated than the games kids play now.

      I hope you're joking. I'm from '78 myself and I remember being completely and utterly absorbed by games such as Civ(ohhhhh the memories) the various Quest games by Sierra, etc. etc. Back in the day fancy graphics were non-existant and an Adlib card was extremely high-tech, so gameplay was the key to a good game on the pc. And then there were ofcourse the Commodore 64's, the Amiga's, you name it.

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    132. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Osty · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't, by any chance, be a childless know-it-all, would you?

      Because to criticize a parent I must be a parent? Bullshit. Parents are not beyond reproach, and it's just that type of attitude that allows bad parenting to continue.

    133. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by amembleton · · Score: 1
      It's your kid, you teach him how to be responsible. If you can't handle that, perhaps you should reconsider being a parent.

      How do you reconsider being a parent? Its not a inanimate object such as a computer.

    134. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Aldric · · Score: 1

      Sounds like it's a programming class. If so, they will need the internet. It's the greatest resource out there when you run into problems and they will need it in the real world.

    135. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will think this is completely off the wall. The US has a secret system to track gifted children, and many of them are intentionally brain damaged. The way US society actually works is completely different than the way most people beileve it does, and the actual arrangement of affairs in the US is not tolerant to the existence of a large number of highly perceptive, intelligent people who are not officially connected in and recognized / watched by the power structure.

      What you've described, the sudden, obvious change in your child's behavior, sounds a lot like the change some parents have observed after their child received the MMR vaccination. The amount mercury in vaccines is supposed to be too small to cause cognitive damage, but then , who knows exactly what the actual cocktail in a vaccination given to their child is? It may be varied on an individual basis.

      The rise in autism rates over the last decades disproportionately effected the children of parents who worked in technical fields. For example, I remember reading an article that speculated the relatively high autism rates among children of Silicon Valley parents might be due to the mating of two naturally nerdy parents who both lacked social skills, despite having high intelligence.

      Besides vaccines, there are other methods for reducing the IQ in children in which a high IQ is not desired by the secret groups who actually control American society. Beamed radiation in conjunction with devices implanted in the head are being researched as a technology for secretly influencing a person's behavior, and are also capable of secretly inflicting brain damage.

      This is not just in children. I have personally watched the degradation in verbal ability, over a period of weeks or months, in some people I have chatted with in internet discussion forums. I believe I have seen children being victimized in this research. I have seen cases in which consumer electronics devices secretly have this technology embedded in them. Remember the freak case in which a college student's TV was emitting the international distress signal, so powerfully it was picked up by the satellite SOS network? This was probably a test case, to gauge the public's reaction should such secret embedded "mind control" technology be discoverd, and to set a precedent that can be pointed to if such a discovery is made.

      I would read up about "mind control" research, and examine your kids dental x-rays or other x-rays of the head yourself, carefully. I would install thorough electromagnetic shielding around the sleeping location of family members. (Or just leave the US to live in a country that is not secretly totalitarian in this way.)

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      http://www.geocities.com/mrmistermicko/

    136. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by zobier · · Score: 1
      But now you have people like me, and I'm sure I'm not in a minority here in Oz, who were brought up without discipline, responsibility and respect for our elders and who now have young children of their own.

      It may be hard to instill these qualities in children but it's a damn sight harder if your still playing catch-up yourself.

      --
      Me lost me cookie at the disco.
    137. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by xSauronx · · Score: 1
      my brother has gone this way since he started gaming heavily last year. i always gamed during school, but i *usually* made a habit of schoolwork first, gaming second.

      my schoolwork didnt change any, though it was never spectacular, but it didnt go down. My parents wont do anything about my brother and its going to ruin him. They started homeschooling him...then got busy and are never home, so he wakes up at 10, starts gaming....has lunch....keeps gaming...until he goes to bed at 11 or 12, he does next to nothing most days.

      They complain, but dont want to hear me when i tell them one of them needs to park their ass at the house and teach him something.

      Do yourself a favor, dont puss out and make it an accident. Lock it down. Tell him no games for however long, until his work improves, then after that youre going to regulate it. Schoolwork stays good, then he gets some gaming time. Youll only be hurting him to go behind his back and lie, without addressing the problem.

      --
      By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. -- George Carlin
    138. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the issues that you will have with him are vanity and humility.

      The teachers in your class sound like they play favorites. Is that what you want to teach your child?

      Humility and modisty are better success behavior than thinking that one is smart or handsome.

      If you lie to your kid what do you expect him to do? Of course he doesn't want to be your puppet. He probably knows that you are lieing to him.

      You sound like you need to go and learn about children. Also, I sugest that you go and take a day and meet some down-syndrome children to learn that everyone is special and important, not just the 'intelligent' children.

    139. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Well, sounds like a job for a white-list then. Or a real-live teacher.

    140. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by connah0047 · · Score: 1

      Why in the world would you want to make it look like an accident? You need to explain to him that what he is doing is harmful to himself so that he learns something from it. Granted, he is probably going to pitch a fit right away, but later he will appreciate it. If you remove the game and tellhim it's an accident, you're just trying to take the heat off yourself so he's not mad at you. Take the responsibility and put your foot down.

    141. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I know you have a large amount of replies already, but this hits home since I was a young gamer.

      First of all, 5 years old? I wasn't even in kindergarten at five. I wouldn't worry about a 5 year old's studies so much anyway.

      Well I'll get to the point. Games takeover people's lives because of lack of motivation. Teach him why he needs to do his schoolwork, and ensure the reward is high enough. When I was young and gaming, that was my problem. Take away his video games and he'll be hopping the fence to the neighbors. If it's really an issue, give him a computer use block, say an hour, if his work is done. But removing it completely, through deception or otherwise, is not solving anything.

      --
      "I only speak the truth"
      Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
    142. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Because to criticize a parent I must be a parent?
      Everybody has a right to their own opinion. But armchair quarterbacking is a whole lot different than the real thing.
    143. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure I fully agree with you Oliver. I remember my mother just coming into the room and turning off my computer when I was about 14 (that was 14 years ago). I was not playing I was coding, but she did not understand that 'cause for her it was all games. That erased about 14 hours of my work (we did not have tape recorder then), and started a chain of feelings that made me not trust my parents for the rest of my life with major reprocussions (we are good now of course, but I still get angry when I think about it :)

      Things are not so simple. Denying someone something that they love is a serious thing no matter what the age is. Think your friend hitting your wife 'cause he thinks that she is a bitch and you'll be better off without her - how'd you feel about him then?

    144. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, The Incredible Machine... That's a game you can learn with. Actually, my Production Informatics* professor is thinking about replacing some of the stuff he's currently teaching with TIM. Students will get tasks which they'll have to do using TIM, which is supposed to give them some insight into machine layout and production flow.


      * I don't know if the translation is correct; it's about stuff like product development, CNC/PLC programming and Lego Mindstorms. Essentially the part of CS that controls real-world machines used to produce stuff. And we get to play with Lego.

      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    145. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a friend in college, between gaming and alcohol he failed, lost his scholarship, etc. The alcohol and partying was the bigger hit. The gaming was addictive, but our group could always get away to get some homework and studying done. But alcohol was the real problem.

      Then again, I played MUDS (Diku) on a VAX/VMS, so there was a limit to how addictive it could get. I don't know if I would have survived college if I had had Evercrack back then. College was extremely easy for me, but it still required attending some classes and doing some studying.

    146. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by falkryn · · Score: 1

      interesting post, considering just this morning I've dealt with the same exact issue, sort of. My problem is that at one point I decided to buy us (my oldest (6) son and I) a gamecube. Really it was a mistake I'm coming to think. What I've noticed is this, when my son plays something like a Linux game, on our old Atari, or some educational title on the old Mac I have here, no real problem. He enjoys it, is pleasant, and doesn't throw a fit when time comes to turn it off. Usually. However, same cannot be said with the more complex Windows games, or with the GameCube. He gets overly absorbed, and will often throw a fit when comes time to turn it offf. I cut out most of the windows games from him (plus my x86 died anyhow), and as to the gamecube, we restricted it to certain times on weekends. But still, as in this morning, it's making me think having it is a bad idea. So sounds like it's time to pull out the parental authority and do something about it. (anyone want to buy a used GC with a number of games?)

    147. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Take off the processor fan, that way he'll only get to play about 10 minutes at a time. Problem solved. :)

    148. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I agreed with you at first, but better than deleting it is simply setting time limits. My 4 year old loves playing on the computer, but less than a week after she started (the trigger for us was that she got so engrossed in playing, she didn't want to stop to go to the bathroom and wet her pants in the computer chair), we imposed a no more than twice a day, no more than 1/2 an hour at a time limit on her computer usage. She screamed and yelled the first few times, but when you're consistant sooner or later they accept it.

      While you don't necessarily need to reason with 4 and 5 year old kids (they have the most peculiar grasp on logic sometimes), you do need to give them a reason for the change. It helps them to know what it is that Mommy and Daddy don't approve of.

      --
      William of Ockham had no beard. The most likely explanation is that it was chewed off by squirrels every morning.
    149. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You truly are an obnoxious scumbag, aren't you?

    150. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by DCheesi · · Score: 1

      Well I've certainly become obssessed with specific games to the point where it affected my work. This usually happens in the winter when my productivity is at its lowest anyway, but it's still kinda bad when I spend two weeks straight on game message boards and not doing any real work! The type of game definitely makes a difference, too; racing and FPS games are no problem for me, but RPGs (and to a lesser extent strategy games) are always dangerous...

    151. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's clear who runs the household, and brother, it's not you.

      If he's playing so much that it's affecting him that adversely, a simple solution is to limit his time. My kids play computer games, GameCube and GameBoys too, but their grades have never suffered because of it. Homework comes first. When we decide time's up, time's up. No arguing (maybe some grumbling, but that doesn't change anything). You can let them have fun without being a doormat.

      If in fact he is already playing only a reasonable amount of time, then perhaps there are other issues at work here.

      Finally, if you need to remove the game, grow a spine and remove the game. If you don't take charge now, you will always be the subordinate in the house and your child will grow up to be a very selfish, obnoxious and unpopular person.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    152. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by toofast · · Score: 1

      Actually, the main connection to the rest of the college network is locked in a small cabinet. But myself and other profs have requested some way of disconnecting from the main net for just this purpose. Perhaps a software solution could work for this too.

      Other than that, having the students shut off their monitor works pretty good when you need to get something through.

    153. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by emidln · · Score: 1

      Ha, limit. I remember when my mom took away all of my electronics for 2 years when I refused to clean my room. She eventually gave in after I started buying books with money I'd come into having read everything else in my room a couple times. That, and I can build amazing machines now. You don't need electronics when you have legos and books. Well, I don't at least. /goes back to work (yes, I'm coding on a saturday)

    154. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Canordis · · Score: 1

      Amen. I have three characters in two different MUDs (Achaea and Lusternia) and they suck every scrape of free time I have.

      --
      I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.
    155. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Instead of limiting someone's gaming to x hours per day, what I would do is say, "Your GPA needs to be greater than 3.5", or something like that. Let him figure out how to manage his time, and don't try to manage it for him unless he fails.

      Of course, he might be able to maintain good grades and still play games all day...but I say, let someone get addicted. If he's human, he'll get bored eventually. It's sort of like letting a child touch a hot stove. Whenever you can, allow a kid to learn a lesson on his own.

    156. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      I had the opposite experience with my son, who is now 22. He struggled all thorugh school. His test scores were low, despite he was a very bright kid. He got into a lot of trouble and drove his teachers crazy.

      When he was 14 he was arrested by the police and placed on house arrest for six months. During that time he discovered my computer. He started doing some online gaming, and learned to hack the games (driving the companies nuts), his interest grew and he started taking classes at school, java, html, photoshop, etc.

      All his academic scores began to climb, and he was considered the 'smart one' by his peers and teachers. He stopped getting into trouble and graduated with honors.

      He just opened his own computer shop with some friends and is doing well.

      I really believe computers 'saved' him by giving him something he was good at, forcing him to read and working out solutions to new problems.

      I don't think computers make all kids dumb. I remember the same arguments about television and video games.

      Perhaps it isn't the computers which make you dumb, but using them in non-challenging, mindless ways. You could say the same thing about anything.

      --
      There is nothing so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
    157. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      I call BS.
      I was smacked as a kid, and have no resentments or mental problems. I'm well above average at school, am in the top sets for all subjects, have a girlfriend and am quite happy with my life.
      The problem only comes when physical force is misapplied. When doled it consistently and with appropriate explanation, and with the use of other punishments, it is absolutely fine.
      Sometimes, kids don't respond to a firm "NO" (my sister wouldn't), threats or other punishments (she was quite happy with sitting at the bottom of the stairs) and thus an association of physical pain with an undesirable action will be more likely to cure the problem.

      --
      im in ur .sig, writin ur memes.
    158. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Just remember the experiments with identical twins. Mentality is not all created through the environment. One study found that two identical twins, one of which was pampered, the other of which was brought up on a farm, both wet the bed in their adulthood.
      Obviously sweeping conclusions cannot be made from such a study, but I'd be hesitant to sweepingly blame the parents for most of the problem with children.

      --
      im in ur .sig, writin ur memes.
    159. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Remillard · · Score: 1

      This is probably a more radical solution that you'd like, but it seems to me that the problem isn't your son. The problem isn't your game. The problem is school and how you're conditioned into thinking and reasoning about his behavior.

      At age five, why the hell are you so concerned about his grades? Kids at this age want to try everything and he's got a brand new interest in a game. There's only so much time in a day, so sure, he's less interested in everything else. Have you yourself never started a new passion and interest in everything else for weeks, perhaps months dropped by the wayside? It works the same way for him.

      For what it's worth, relax. Let him play it when he wants. Respect his desires. Get him out of school and into life. He'll be better off in the long run.

    160. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *accedently* give the cd to the dog :-)

    161. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps it would be good for him to learn that video game characters, while they seem important and valueable, are worth exactly dick.

    162. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take 5x GM in old skool UO (circa 1998) over sex and money any day!!

      not that you have too much say in the matter...

    163. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      I call BS

      Great. Now back up your opinion with empirical evidence published in an accredited, peer-reviewed journal. Show us all just how effective punishment actually is.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    164. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called foster care. Give your local Social Service / Child Protective Service office a call. They'd be more than happy to allow to you declare yourself an unfit parent and have your parental rights removed.

    165. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      No kidding. People got way to involved with MUDS.

      The BBS I'm on dropped MajorMUD very shortly after a couple customers got in an major physical fight when one killed the other's high-level character.

    166. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe you should put down the mouse, get off the PC, and set a better example for your son.

      You realize that in K - 3rd grade or so, all the teachers tell all the parents that their kids are the best...

      You have been duped.

    167. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      When I bought my first 3D accelerator and installed it, my mom shouted over to me, "No Quake!"

      Went for months without it. Then I started beta-testing for QuakeForge. She allowed that, since it was "productive."

    168. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nor do you need to reason with him either.

      Wrong. You need to explain *why* you *will* delete the game


      Let me clarify what I meant. I wasn't saying you shouldn't tell them the reason, and I actually gave one ("it's bad for them"). What I was alluding to is when parents debate whether an action should be taken with their children.

      If you are willing to hear arguments about something, then let them know up front that you are willing to hear what they have to say. But if you have already "laid down the law", and then give in to an argument, you have forever compromised your ability to enforce any kind of discipline. That's the reasoning I was talking about.

    169. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      We live in a welfare country and he stayed with his parents in the middle of farming land with a depressed economy without transport...

    170. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      Of course he was depressed and becoming increasingly sociopathic and games were a way of blocking out the world.
      However, would TV, sport or some other non-physically addicting thing have caused him to spend 6 years doing nothing? Maybe...maybe not, its a hard call.

      Looking on the bright side, at least he was anti-drugs, I can't begin to think what would have happened in that scenario...

    171. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by jonskerr · · Score: 1

      >avoid confrontation even when you think the child is wrong. In this case, the child will learn the same pattern of behaviour, and will grow to not argue his case as a teenager. This leads to the low self-esteem etc,

      --Well, how else are we supposed to get porn stars? ;)

      >The middle approach?
      --Damn straight. It's called authoritative (as opposed to authoritarian). Or as the Buddha pointed out 2000+ yrs ago, the Middle Way, and it still works great.

      --
      O~ Him that studies revenge keeps his own wounds green. -- Francis Bacon
    172. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by RuneB · · Score: 1

      What about starting kids (and maybe adults too) on interactive fiction?

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    173. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by LucBorg · · Score: 1
      Ah but that isn't a "problem" in the behavioural or social interaction sense. It is obvious that the bed wetting is a genetic trait. If one was raised by a middle class family with good values and one by a working class family with poor social values (I'm not in any way implying that all working class people have low values) and then their attitude towards society, adherence to law, and control of agression etc can be compared based on upbringing.

      If both turn out to be delinquants, it will be genetic based, if the middle-class one is a better person and contributes more to society, and the other one ends up involved in crime etc, then it will be parental values that is most important.

      That would be an interesting study, but highly unethical and therefore impossible, and rightly so.

    174. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      yes, I can honestly say that MUDs were the reason for me basically failing a semester or two of college. Of course nowadays, I just spend all day at work reading slashdot which is not much better :-)

      --
      Did you mount a military-grade, variable-focus MASER on an unlicensed artificial intelligence?
    175. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by uncappedmarker · · Score: 1

      When I was in high school, I gave my Geography teacher a copy of Diablo 1. He began plastering me with questions and how to beat it, etc. His wife threatened to divorce him because he was playing it 24/7.

      MMORPG's are the devil. I have missed more classes because of Kingdom of Loathing play and Counter Strike...

      "RPG" style games are the bane of geeks.

    176. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by It'sYerMam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Before hurling around "back up your opinion" you may consider doing the same yourself. You've presented no evidence that physical punishment harms children when properly applied. I present myself as evidence of a perfectly happy individual, without authority problems and with self-esteem but (I hope) without an overinflated ego, who was smacked when small.
      Obviously overuse or inconsistent use of physical punishment will be adverse, just as with any other.

      --
      im in ur .sig, writin ur memes.
    177. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for you perhaps...I just smoked pot...which I believe is the whole point of the article. Get off your computer and hit the bong!

    178. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      OMG! I haven't even thought about zzt in years, but damn do I miss that game. Thanks for bringing back great memories, now I need to go hunt around and see if I can dig up a copy.

    179. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by mconeone · · Score: 1

      I'd be hesitant to sweepingly blame the parents for most of the problem with children.

      While parents may not be the source of their children's problems, they can definitely provide the solution.

    180. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Pyr05x · · Score: 1
      My 5 year old son

      The kid's 5. Let him live a little first before pressuring him into performing. Too much too early will almost definately burn him out, make him resent you, and do him exactly no good.

    181. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 1

      I used to look forward to AOL free trial disks because they had the *best* repository for ZZT games... I tried to get a ZZT newsgroup started back in the mid-90s but it never got going.

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      sig.
    182. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by mink · · Score: 1

      I have to say being raised in schools that isolated the genders really hurts ones ability to be empethetic and socially well developed. IMO. Most often schools that do this also preach that involvement with the oposite sex is immoral or bad (sinful, take your pick) and then does not work to prepare you for any of the realities of life outside the sheltered institution/group that preaches this thinking.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    183. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by mink · · Score: 1

      I'd want 'Ace' Rimmer at my back any day of the week (Tv series background). Now Arnold Rimmer was a total smeghead.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  24. Register's Reliability? by DJ+Haruko · · Score: 1, Troll

    I've heard about The Register in a few articles before, and I'm just wondering how reliable the information on it really is. To me, the presentation of it looks like a supermarket tabloid.

    --
    "If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?" --Seymour Cray
  25. Rediculous Study by 00Monkey · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but I don't care how much "scientific proof" whomever has, I just don't believe it. I think this is just another case of the infamous Junk Science that so many love.

    I personally have introduced computers to thousands of people over the last 12 years and I've noticed that stupid people stay stupid while smart people stay smart. There are of course exceptions... like the smart guy who decides crack could be fun, heh.

    1. Re:Rediculous Study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a report on a study with editorialising by journalists seeking a pay cheque. The study itself, so long as it was genuinely conducted as described, is valid as it reveals that it is not the system itself, or any particular software that is responsible for the changes observed in any situation, not solely. It is necessary to conduct a more comprehensive series of studies but it is also necessary to not be fooled into refusing the realities of situations that you prefer not to look at. Genuinely the situation you observe is only one-no matter how embellished your thousands figure was or was not, your experiences alone are not more valid than the study, while the study itself is valid but simply not comprehensive enough to take on its own for any significance.

    2. Re:Rediculous Study by jrexilius · · Score: 1

      I might agree that the "proof" is less then perfect, but the conclussions of the study I think are still correct.

      I may be personally biased, as I suffer from an extreme case of the symptoms they describe (albeit in broader terms), but I see it often enough.

      I started my own business and the distraction, lack of focus, and other forms of brain damage that occur from the sheer volume of different things demanding your attention is staggering. I am dumber now then I have ever been in my life I think (as well as stressed and tired).

      Its not too dissimilar from the switching costs in a CPU going from task to task, and paging data in and out of swap, and a number of other things that severly impact performance. Particularly when compared with real-time or dedicated systems (or people with one defined job).

      I often feel like a system with too many processes and too little memory, and email is part of the problem for sure.

  26. Methodology? by Thu25245 · · Score: 1

    Nice headline, provocative article, but no information on how this "survey of befuddled volunteers." was conducted, or how it came to its conclusions.

    I'm sure someone will post the original survey. When they do, they'll probably get mod points. (Hint, hint.)

  27. I don't think the email is the ENTIRE reason... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    ... a large part probably has to do with the parents letting their kids sit and surf the web for nine hours a day, and not doing anything mentally stimulating. I mean, if you let a kid surf all he wants, he's probably not going to do anything that involves, oh, I don't know, math.

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    I like to place meaningful quotes in my sig, so people will know that I know what meaningful quotes are.
  28. Damn! by hendrila · · Score: 0

    I should have been using drugs all along!

  29. Only temporary by tansey · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to the article, they only "temporarily" lost IQ points.

    So you'll be fine as soon as you stop using the internet...

    1. Re:Only temporary by Rightcoast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would love to ask these quacks how you temporarily lose IQ points. That is absurd.

      This has got to be some study steered toward a desired result. Either the scientists or the funding organization wanted this result, so they made sure it came to this conclusion.

    2. Re:Only temporary by DjReagan · · Score: 1

      > I would love to ask these quacks how you temporarily lose IQ points.

      Well, you know, they slip down the back of the sofa, and you can't find them.. then later while hovering, you find them again!

      --
      "When I grow up, I want to be a weirdo"
    3. Re:Only temporary by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      low level cthulhoid beastie, failed saving throw?

    4. Re:Only temporary by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      You temporarily lose IQ points all the time. Try taking IQ tests at different times: take a test after staying up for 36 hours, take a test while piss-drunk, or take a test in a room full of horny women who think geeks are really hot.

    5. Re:Only temporary by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      There's nothing absured about it. IQ is a measurement of your current ability to handle certain kinds of tasks. IQ testing does not and cannot measure "innate" intelligence. As in Feanturi's post, mitigating factors like a poor night's sleep can drop your IQ temporarily. No one fires on all cylinders all the time.

      This has got to be some study steered toward a desired result. Either the scientists or the funding organization wanted this result, so they made sure it came to this conclusion.

      I'm always bothered by people who have kneejerk reflex to immediately impugn the motives of researchers whose work might suggest an inconvenient change of lifestyle. This is the sort of "La, la! I'm not listening!" mindset of ignoring fact-finding when it conflicts with belief that is running America into the ground.

      On the other hand, it has not been published in a peer-reviewed journal yet. We'll have to see if their methodology holds up. (I really hate press release science.)

      --
      If it's for-profit but free, you're not the customer -- you're the product (e.g., the Slashdot Beta's "audience").
  30. Blame it on M$ by dword · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is only the result of using M$ applications and playing games in stead of studying/reading.
    No big deal... As it was previously stated, "it just works!" and nobody cares how and why. On the other hand, if you don't spend too much time playing, what else can you do but work/study ? When I say games, I don't mean mindgames, I mean something like violent RPG's / Shoot'em up.

    Ok... So I'm blaming it on Microsoft... this is the only corporate name I can think of at this time but you get the point: Apps for lazy & long, dull games.

    1. Re:Blame it on M$ by BrainSurgeon · · Score: 1

      WOW...you must read A LOT of email :P

      --
      "It's not rocket science, Smithers! It's only brain surgery!" --Mr. Burns
    2. Re:Blame it on M$ by dword · · Score: 1

      email doesn't come on it's own. if you use email a lot that means you use computers a lot.

    3. Re:Blame it on M$ by BrainSurgeon · · Score: 0

      WOW...now you're an Einstein!! So, with that logic it means that the more eggs I get the more chickens I'll have! Or, the more pills I take the higher I'll get!

      Thanks for clarifying, Capt. Obvious

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      "It's not rocket science, Smithers! It's only brain surgery!" --Mr. Burns
  31. Nonsense by btavshan · · Score: 1

    Either the kid study was horrible, or the sensationalist British press' explanation of it was. They simply compared performance of children with computers at home vs those without....apparently ignoring the other factors that go along with those characteristics. This says nothing about the ability of information technology to enhance the learning process. Perhaps those children with computers at home were more economically affluent in other ways and thus more mentally lazy and distracted by other entertainment items.

    1. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      . Perhaps those children with computers at home were more economically affluent in other ways and thus more mentally lazy and distracted by other entertainment items.


      Maybe you have just read the article too fast as it clearly states "When social factors were taken into account, PC literacy was no more valuable than ability to use a telephone or the internet, the study discovered."

      and

      "Holding other family characteristics constant, students perform significantly worse if they have computers at home,"

      That is, obviously they don't compare a homeless and no-comp kid with a wealthy+computer kid.
    2. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Specifically all class differences (economic differences) were accounted for and the result the derived was that computer use decreased academic performance and work productivity as multitasking with innumerable quick changes of focus tends to effectively condition users not to focus intensely on any subject. This is not very difficult to understand now, is it?

  32. Email & Lack of Intelligence by Princess+Tarja · · Score: 1

    this story reminds me of a previous study where students without computers at home scored higher at school than those with. Computers are only a tool, not a solution like many think. When you can just (as mentioned earlier) google the answer your own problem solving skills as well as reading skills ( you have to be able to understand what you read to grasp the answer)and comprehension suffer. there is no substitute for actual work. do it the old fashoined wat and the information is likely to stay with you rather than if you just copy/paste.

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    1. Re:Email & Lack of Intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      old fashoined wat


      Say it three times fast for a chuckle.....

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  33. 500 books in the household? by psoriac · · Score: 4, Funny

    How in the world do you correct for all other factors and then go on to claim that computers make kids less intelligent than having 500 books in the household? Adding together all my fiction, reference, and technical books I barely break the 200 count. Aren't they really saying that kids in more affluent homes are smarter? And are they factoring in easy access to public libraries?

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    1. Re:500 books in the household? by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
      How in the world do you correct for all other factors and then go on to claim that computers make kids less intelligent than having 500 books in the household? Adding together all my fiction, reference, and technical books I barely break the 200 count. Aren't they really saying that kids in more affluent homes are smarter? And are they factoring in easy access to public libraries?

      I believe the connection between lowered IQ and web use is even greater than email. What is on the web? Mostly stuff that takes zero though. You just go through the motions. Click to open. Click to send. Done. Next email.

      Now consider how Chess is related to higher IQ. It requires careful consideration of how your current move might impact the game in 2 or 3 or 4 moves. The masters can see more than 5 moves ahead. It takes effort of the brain. The more you go through the motions, and take the quick move, the less you gain from the game. The more you think, really ponder what the opponent does, the better your IQ.

      Now back to email. How many people read an email twice, and really think about it. How many people just quickly skim an email?

      I dunno how it all works. Like the studies that say babies under 2 years of age who listen to Mozart gain IQ points. Maybe the sounds stimulates parts of the brain to work that otherwise would be less active. But that does not make sense considering MRI's that were done on people doing math. The study was this- you are under an MRI and you hear someone asking you math questions. You then think about it and respond with an anwser. Those with the correct anwser had less activity in the brain. Those with the wrong anwser had more activity. That lead to the hypothosis that efficent metabolism of glucose in the brain gave those with higher IQ's a greater ability to do more work.

      But what do I know. I am a drunk. I just like reading books. Now if only I could get rid of this massive headache, that really is killing my IQ. Kid's don't drink and don't do email. :)

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    2. Re:500 books in the household? by dprovine · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Adding together all my fiction, reference, and technical books I barely break the 200 count.

      Go to flea markets, yard sales, and library sales (where they get rid of old books that are worn or no longer popular).

      Our older two share a bedroom, and they have over 500 books just on their own shelves. I think the oldest has probably read 90% of them. My wife and I have at least 2000 on shelves around the house.

      And yes, we let them play computer games. The oldest will play Zoombinis for a while, but then get tired of it and dig out a book. Good fiction includes complex characters and plots which just don't exist in the games I've seen, and satisfies a desire for interesting material in a way that gaming doesn't.

      But we do avoid TV. I think TV is worse than computer games because they stop every 2 minutes for a bunch of 15-second commercials in which a dozen dancing bunnies sing about toilet paper. It's the constant shifting that wrecks your attention span -- playing a single game at your own pace for a while doesn't have the same effect.

      It would be hard to convince me that playing chess against the computer for two hours is as bad for your brain as watching two hours of commercial TV.

    3. Re:500 books in the household? by psoriac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I avoid tv as well. I watch maybe 6 hours a month, all of that from DVDs. My problem with purchasing books (aside from reference material) is that after reading it once, I remember it for a long time. At most I'll reread it maybe a year or two later, after I've forgotten most of the details. As a result my shelves are full of only the books I really, really enjoyed.

      I also grew up with the habit of visiting the local public library for most of my book needs; I just can't justify paying money for something my tax dollars are already supporting free access to.

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    4. Re:500 books in the household? by Zemran · · Score: 1

      Those with the wrong anwser had more activity.

      Maybe those that understood the question and knew the answer did not have to think about it and those that did not understand the question or know the answer had to think a lot in order to try and get an answer, albiet wrong.

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    5. Re:500 books in the household? by ring-eldest · · Score: 1

      How in the world do you correct for all other factors and then go on to claim that computers make kids less intelligent than having 500 books in the household?

      A better question is "Why are you taking the results of a study seriously if, instead of it being pushed in a professional journal for peer review, they call upon The Guardian?" This is a good rule of thumb for all those research results mentioned in places like Newsweek, too. If it wasn't going to pass muster for a peer-reviewed journal, consider this a last ditch effort for attention.

    6. Re:500 books in the household? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Houesholds with more books means that the adults are readers, and are more likely to read to their children, which is "lap time", time where a child is sitting in the parent's lap, closely interacting with the child and the child is being exposed to literacy. Households with fewer books are less likely to have this interaction as often, and homes with higher SES are documented as saying thousands of more words to children before age five.
      Access to public libraries help only as much as they are used, and kids in affluent homes are not necessarily smarter, but they do have a step up.

      The tide raises all boats, unless you don't have a boat, then you're just underwater.

  34. Unix/Linux by nevetsrd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How about those kids that are forced to use Linux/Unix machines that force them to think and create instead of blindly clicking and receiving all?

  35. "Drop" in IQ?? by CellBlock · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I always thought IQ was a relatively static thing. Obviously, a person's intelligence changes over time, but IQ is adjusted for age. A 10-point drop in IQ means the person would have actually lost some kind of mental capacity.

    I don't buy that at all.

    Most likely, the added distractions in these people's lives just made the test more difficult for them. I highly doubt that these people actually became dumber. As someone mentioned earlier, this is most likely just some scientist making his data fit his hypothesis.

    1. Re:"Drop" in IQ?? by grumbel · · Score: 1

      IQ isn't some magical number that exactly points out how clever you are, its just a number you get in a test and how good you score in that test depends heavily on your state of mind at the time when you solve it, busy with other things, under stress or relaxed and you will score differently.

      And well, in the end IQ tests are overrated anyway, they don't say much over your real life cleverness, which depends on a heapload of other factors (social interaction skills, etc.), they simply rate how could you are at solving IQ test questions, not much more.

    2. Re:"Drop" in IQ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And well, in the end IQ tests are overrated anyway, they don't say much over your real life cleverness, ...

      Someone sounds bitter. :-)

      (* Posting anonymously because I always score +5 Funny on my IQ tests.)

  36. How do you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you fire up an email?

  37. How much is... by BlacBaron · · Score: 1

    ...spam to blame for this? And will this allow us to sue spammers for causing brain damage?

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  38. retarded article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think my IQ just dropped 10 points after reading this article. Thanks again slashdot!!!

  39. Worse yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    OMG I bet you lose 20 points for IM

    I hear that it's 45 points for frequent Slashdot posting.

    1. Re:Worse yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      >>OMG I bet you lose 20 points for IM

      >I hear that it's 45 points for frequent Slashdot posting.

      No, that would be frequent Slashdot moderating.

    2. Re:Worse yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear that it's 45 points for frequent Slashdot posting.

      65 if u post thru AOL LOL!!1!

    3. Re:Worse yet... by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      ouch, what do you get for meta-moderating is that better, or worse, in a mind-rotting sense?

  40. I'd be a good study candidate. by Eunuch · · Score: 1

    Well I have more free time since the operation!

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  41. Let me guess... by philovivero · · Score: 1

    Funded by ClearChannel and Fox?

    1. Re:Let me guess... by sac13 · · Score: 1

      I hope this is an attempt at humor... those "conservatives" would make sure that anything indicating that marijuana doesn't have significant negative effects would be silenced...

  42. What about later? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    With Marijuana full IQ is quickly regained in a period of about 30 days after use is discontinued, is the same true for email?

  43. Actually it's opposite by CSMastermind · · Score: 1

    Try going two or three weeks with no sexual contact at all and then take an IQ and tell me how you score :-P

    1. Re:Actually it's opposite by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 1

      You're thinking about that Seinfeld episode, I take it, The Abstinence, George can't have sex for six weeks, and he becomes smarter.

    2. Re:Actually it's opposite by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      Dang, 'cos I was thinking I must be a genius by now :)

  44. I just have to say.... by Shag · · Score: 1

    Heheheheheehehhehe heheheheheheheheheehheheeeee
    hehehehehehehehe hehehe heheheheheeheeeehehehehehehe!

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  45. Email Makes People Dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No I'm... doesn't.

  46. So the real question is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How much will my IQ drop using email stoned?

  47. I do believe by Beautyon · · Score: 1

    That reading the Guardian lowers your IQ.

    Substantially.

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    1. Re:I do believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as much as Slashdot though.

      I always find the "Python makes me 2-3 times more productive" people around here very funny, considering reading Slashdot usually makes me 2-3 times LESS productive on any given day.

    2. Re:I do believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That reading the Guardian lowers your IQ."

      Bloody right-wing pillock.

      Can you suggest a UK newspaper that has either no effect or a beneficial effect on your IQ?

    3. Re:I do believe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both the Times and The Telegraph run Sudoku games, which increase your IQ, so I guess, those two...but you have to be a 'right wing pillock' to read them according to Mr AC.

      Speaking of 'Pillock' which is the singluar of 'Bollock', you need to have TWO bollocks to be useful you JACKASS.

      Go get a pair!

  48. OMG!!! by Aneurysm · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I MEEN OMG!!! DOES U LOSE ALL THOOSE QI PTS 4 EMALING LIKE THIS!?!?!?!?!?! Seriously, If you are going to use e-mail like a retard then it probably does make you stupid. For some reason people seem to think that because it's an e-mail grammar, punctuation and spelling can go out of the window. It's just like text messaging short hand. I try where possible to write e-mails, text messages and instant messages with reasonable grammar, spelling and punctuation. It takes a little more time, but you soon learn to type faster and more accurately because of it. There was a case in Britain not long ago where a student wrote an entire essay for their GCSE's (exams for 16yr olds) in txt message short hand. I believe that the sudden proliferation of new means of communication (txt messages, e-mails and IMs) mean that children learn txt short hand before learning grammar or typing skills. This means that they end up with some ugly short hand with no spelling required (since anything in the ballpark will let the reader know roughly what you're trying to say) and no grammar skills. Since most of them will be using txts and IMs before actually studying them in class it's no wonder that the fail to learn the correct way of doing things.

    1. Re:OMG!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to really raise your IQ, why not write everything in binary? It will make your readers smarter too.
      }sarcasm;
      Has anyone considered that maybe english should be faster, shorter and simpler?

    2. Re:OMG!!! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I try where possible to write e-mails, text messages and instant messages with reasonable grammar, spelling and punctuation."

      Yet paragraphs remain a mystery to you...

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    3. Re:OMG!!! by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      For some reason people seem to think that because it's an e-mail grammar, punctuation and spelling can go out of the window.

      Sadly, many young people today things that some of this shorthand passes as acceptable writing. That's a serious problem. They need to learn to distinguish between what is real language and what is shorthand. Using "2" instead of "to" or "too" is unacceptable. Using "u" instead of "you" is unacceptable. Yet many students insert these shorthands into their essays in school.

      Ask any junior high or high school teacher and I'd be surprised if they haven't seen this kind of writing in their class. So while many of us can distinguish and hell, I use this stuff in IMs and e-mail all the time, many cannot distinguish and therin lies the problem.

  49. Way more Linux Distros!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one every minute!

  50. ok, whatEVer.... by cryptocom · · Score: 1

    i've been herbalizing for years and i have an above average IQ. that's like saying that...um...crap, what were we talking about?

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  51. damn by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2, Funny

    Im doubly screwed.

    1. Re:damn by sac13 · · Score: 1

      So... what's 14 IQ points... you're going to die one day, anyway. Toke up. POP3 away.

  52. Marijuana makes you dumb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a friend "back home" that is a habitual Marijauna user, and is a wiz at math and economics. This guy, when sober, is the "witty comeback" king, and is a very cool and nice guy. When stoned, he's just laid back and relaxed, and constantly coming up with different ways of making even more money.

    I realize that not all people have this reaction, but I have to tell ya that it makes me wish that the government would legalize the stuff (it's not any more harmful than alcohol, for cryin' out loud!) so that I could toke too!

    1. Re:Marijuana makes you dumb? by dynamo · · Score: 1

      I'm a habitual and medical marijuana user, and proud of it. It's WAAAYYY less harmful than alcohol.
      And it's frickin' impossible to code when you're drunk. It's often easier to code with marijuana (small amounts, not huge ones).

      The government ain't gonna legalize the stuff. But people voting might. Nevada was only 5% away from it last time (and another election - for some moronic reason the petition authors chose to require that it be voted in twice to be law).

    2. Re:Marijuana makes you dumb? by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      LOL! Tell me about it :D. I've written some pretty sweet code while stoned (probably because I code more deliberately and less recklessly), and some terrible code while drinking (I've never seen to many compiler errors in my life *shudders with embarrassment*).

    3. Re:Marijuana makes you dumb? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Of course it does, otherwise it would be called "clever" instead of "dope".

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  54. Munchies.... by BrainSurgeon · · Score: 1

    No wonder my eyes get bloodshot, my eye lids droop and I get the munchies when I read email!

    "Hey, man...pass that email over here...read, read, give man...you know the rule!"

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  55. This artical stated its finding wrong by TK2K · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I myself am 14 years old, when in was 12, i had amazing scores on tests and other school related things, however after i have gotten more into computers (iv built 3 for myself, 10 for friends) my schoolwork has declined. However blaming this on email, for me at least, is stupid. Its not email that hurts my schoolwork, it is computers in general. They are just so damn interesting, i have learned more from my time on computers then i ever have in school, the only poblem is, i am not learning about the metric system, i am teaching myself astrophysics and reading steaven hawlking, instead of shakspear.
    I would like to do better in school, however i find it very hard for me to motivate myself to do my science homework, because i already know it, and if i am not learning something new, i have signifigently less entergy to put into it. There is no cure, as far as i can see it, besides throwing away my computer, which i will never do.
    Its depressing, in a way, to go from A's to C's, but at the same time, i am learning a much more valuable skill and learning about more interesting things which also have use in the world.
    For me, its not Email that is killing my schoolwork, it is information. I have a drive to seek out info, and thanks to the internet, There is more information out there that i wish to learn then i can without my school work suffering.

    1. Re:This artical stated its finding wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by your usage of the English language and grammar, I'd hazard a guess that you "do" lots of email.

    2. Re:This artical stated its finding wrong by TK2K · · Score: 1

      I would guess by your rude responce that you play counter strike a lot. Simply put, i did not spell check that, and no, i hardly ever use email, mostly forums.

    3. Re:This artical stated its finding wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeking information is a useful trait, but understanding that information is equally essential if not more so than simply finding it and recognizing basic connections between facts. For instance, have you bothered to attempt to understand digital electronics? Analogue? Have you read any information on radio, or read through and found the justifications for the rules in the electrical code of your province or state or nation? I do not mean to dictate what you should research, I only mention those areas to give examples of the sort of greater understanding that simple research rather than concentrating and learning the principles of the fields you are studying only prepares you to work with those items you have specifically worked with in that round-about manner of gathering information. This is not a question of interests but one of gaining an education that will allow you to not be limited in becoming more educated, or one that will instead, as you are pursuing now seemingly, that will not?

    4. Re:This artical stated its finding wrong by manitoulinnerd · · Score: 1

      Dude, Computers are great. I love the things too. So is the internet but you have to branch out. If you are anywhere as smart as you seem you should realize the great importance of school. You say you are 14 so I am going to guess grade 9 or 10 but I am sure your school will start to pick up soon.

      In a perfect world knowledge alone would be all you need but in today's world Good Grades are a must. As I type this I am not studying for my 9am Engineering exam but I can attest that everything you learn in highschool will be the basis for anything you learn after.

      Some on slashdot will tell you they don't have a formal education and that it isn't necessary for succes. This may be true but they are a great minority and the market is getting ever more competative.

      Try to limit your computers. Put school first. Broaden your horizons. (Try rock climbing, I love it!)

      Get a degree. Knowledge and a degree are very seperate but a degree says something beyond simply intelligence.

      Also, have a great time. Highschool and University offer you oppertunities that you will never see again.
      Take advantage.

      Joel

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    5. Re:This artical stated its finding wrong by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Simply put, i did not spell check that,
      The language of the net is broken english, so no-one should be going after your spelling on slashdot - english spelling differs from US spelling in a lot of ways anyway.

      As for distractions, I've been there too - you still have to put the time in to do the homework and get through school. If you are tested on Bohr's early model of an atom which he gave up on for other models after a few years over a hundred years ago - that's what you study for the tests (it's taught in most introductory chemistry classes), even if you've learned about better models. I had to repeat an incredibly boring but easy University subject (engineering economics) because I didn't take it seriously enough.

      As for the IQ test thing, sleep loss definitely has an effect, so gaming, looking at slashdot or sending email or doing anything apart from sleeping at two in the morning is going to lower test scores.

    6. Re:This artical stated its finding wrong by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Some on slashdot will tell you they don't have a formal education and that it isn't necessary for succes
      Formal education if done properly is a trick to show you how to get information for yourself - and it often works. It is also a social tool to let people know that you have a certain skill base - that's the thing that is very hard to get otherwise.

      I don't work in the feild I was trained in (and trained others in), but that degree shows others that you are capable of applying knowledge - that and a bit of experience was enough to get a materials engineer a job running a whole lot of computers. I could have gained a much larger more relevant skill set outside of tertiary education, but would not have been selected for my current job if I had done that.

  56. RTFA by harris+s+newman · · Score: 1, Informative

    The only mention of marijuana is in the title. The study doesn't mention this, only the writer of the article. Perhaps it's an attention getter, but certainly not scientific evidence.

  57. Whoah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoah - I just had a thought. What happens when you know, like, email while stoned? Or Slashdot stoned. Oh, oh! Email a Slashdot story about maryjane while getting stoned. Really stoned. No, I mean, like TOTALLY stoned. Dude.

    1. Re:Whoah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOA! Chill out dude. You blew my mind.

  58. the bias in the study... by Combuchan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    is revolting. If you're naturally lazy or stupid and you use the computer, play video games, email obsessively, or smoke pot to excess, yes, you're going to get caught in it and probably get stupider over time.

    But if you're naturally smart or motivated, the opposite is true. I've known people that smoked pot all through college and graduated early with amazing grades. I'm sure amongst the people you know, you can think of the video game addict that gets all A's and the video game addict that flunked out years ago.

    These things are just enablers. That's why, especially with pot, you should be of sound mind and body before you turn the machine on or pack the pipe. It makes the difference between expanding your mind and escaping from it.

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    1. Re:the bias in the study... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      No kidding. I do things that are addictive in nature (gaming being one of them) and I don't let it destroy my life.

      I'm 21, graduating college, and have people in the top of my industry acknowledging me.

      I say this not to brag, but to agree that it really does come down to the character of the person doing these addictive things, not the addictive things themselves.

      But these things are strong. I know that I game more than most people, and that I spend most of my time in front of the computer. Its my media center, I watch movies, listen to music, learn, communicate, and play games on it. And this has hindered my social life, so I took the steps necessary to fix that. I made myself start to work out in the morning, I started trying to be outside more, and I started inviting people over to hang out and watch a movie (on my computer. But you need to have the willpower to do this otherwise you will succumb to your addictions. Its ALL about willpower, and the only one who can cause change in your life is you.

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    2. Re:the bias in the study... by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

      I can only speak from personal experience here: I've been smoking pot every night before bed for years now, and I just recently finished my Master's degree in computer science (combinatorics) with almost straight A+s. I realize that my pot use does negatively impact my focus and memory, but I tend to keep that unfortunate side effect in check by offsetting it to the best of my ability through focus developing activities: I engage in personal research, read novels and math books, and challenge myself daily with a number of different puzzles and mental exercises.

      Personally, I find that the internet has done far worse things for my focus than marijuana. When I spend long periods of time online, I find it difficult to stay centered and linear in my thinking. I tend to psychotically webpage-hop, reading several sentences on a slashdot post before scampering off to check e-mail, LJ, and then coming back to slashdot. It's probably very unhealthy behaviour, but it's difficult to overcome.

    3. Re:the bias in the study... by TheScorpion420 · · Score: 1

      Hmm hate to sound religous but amen brother.

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    4. Re:the bias in the study... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello me, nice to meet you.

  59. What? by OmgTEHMATRICKS · · Score: 1

    Since when did Cannibus make you stupid?

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I know, his ryhmes are deep yo.

  60. Amplification vs Distortion by stuffduff · · Score: 2, Insightful
    When computers arrived on the scene, everyone noticed them for their potential, just as they had for radio and television, and just as they did for the internet.

    It's not that the potential isn't there for any of the technologies, but humanity has a governor, just like the Briggs & Stratton on my old go kart. It's called the 'Lowest Common Denominator.' One individual can reason in a unique manner that can advance the frontiers of human understanding, while a mob is well known for its inability to reason except in the most primative manner. The more connected we become, the more LCD we are tied to. The technology is inevitably bent to the will of the masses, regardless of the vision of the few.

    Properly used, a search engine has the potential to function as an intelligence amplifier, but that way requires hard work and a singular vision which reaches outside the common vision. It's so much easier to just kick back and go with the flow. But each of the things that really changed the world were brought about through the individual thoughts of one person, who eventually shared it with a small group. For lack of a better term, an outsider, separate from the common environment; but somehow capable of seeing something that no one else was able to see and to carry through and realize.

    So, for the vast majority of those out there who unconsciously embrace mediocrity, being dumber is just another wave of the cool. While those of us who seek truth on a Friday night, discuss the realization of the possible. They're just a tool. They can help the smart get smarter, and the dumb to get dumber. Depending on what you were after in the first place. It is all a matter of choice.

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  61. email causing brain loss ? by stock · · Score: 1

    Reading your email will hurt your I.Q. level? Thats rather weird. Here's my tale on it :

    It not so much the email itself which is harmfull, but more the used email client and its environment, Operating System if you like. I use pine or mutt for reading my email, combined with an intelligent antispam program on my email server.

    reading email with pine or mutt is like reading your daily headlines in ascii format. The pine program has some nice features which able you to select certain emails with a few keystrokes. So if you get a lot of emails from a certain maillinglist which start with Subject [linux-cooks] you can select them with :

    ; (SELECT criteria) -> T(ext) -> S(ubject) ->

    String in message SUBJECT to match : [linux-cooks]
    [Select matched 507 messages!]

    Wow thats nice, and now you save them in a folder linux-cooks :

    A (APPLY command:) -> S(ave) ->
    SAVE 507 msgs to folder [saved-messages] : linux-cooks

    next it asks if you want to delete these 507 messages... rather handy if you want to clean-up your INBOX of make it smaller quick. certainly is you can select a lot of Trash email using the ; method.

    My conclusion is that using such an email client won't harm your I.Q. . On windows one uses Outlook which is a rather obsessive with taking over all key tasks from the person behind the PC. The only thing which is left out , is the viewing and reading itself.

    I would describe Outlook as the email client which even holds your willy when taking a leak. Rather abusrd, but also , when taking in mind that the windows desktop with its looks, views, wizards and graphics comes pretty close to a destructive brainwash. A brainwash which is rather effective in switching off the last really functional braincells.

    Robert

    1. Re:email causing brain loss ? by sac13 · · Score: 1

      Man... I should be a genius. I telnet into my POP3 server to go through my mail.

  62. Drugs and geometry by Quirk · · Score: 1

    IQ tests are subject to too many variables. I generally write in the 140s but when I spent a few weeks studying IQ tests I upped my score to 160. Plus memory plays a big role. If you can recall a question type, a solution comes much more quickly. I've spent much of my life in Vancouver, Canada, noted for the potency of its pot. I don't smoke often but also I haven't noticed any deleterious effects. Interestingly psilocybin mushrooms, which I've also experimented with, along with LSD, have recently been shown to be very close to seritoninin their chemical makeup. One of the strange characteristics of mushrooms and LSD is that they tend to induce geometric halllucinations. While it's completely off the wall as conjecture, it's fun to note that nearly, perhaps all, ancient civilizations used hallucinogens, so it may be that our unusual, perhaps unique, method of analysing the world geometrically, in terms of Euclidean geometry for example, may have had its start from the use of drugs.

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    1. Re:Drugs and geometry by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

      Interestingly psilocybin mushrooms, which I've also experimented with, along with LSD, have recently been shown to be very close to seritoninin their chemical makeup

      This isn't the Legend of Zelda, and this isn't a secret to everyone. The indole ring structure in serotonin and the two drugs has been known for at least 40 years, possibly close to 60. The relationship between serotonin and the two in functionality has been known just as long, although exactly what the connection is is still not totally known.

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    2. Re:Drugs and geometry by Quirk · · Score: 1
      I took my information from a recent documentary David Suzuki did for nova on the brain. I can't immediately recall the title. As to the Legend of Zelda, I've no idea what you're referrencing and, going with my instincts, I don't care to.

      cheers

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    3. Re:Drugs and geometry by eh2o · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (according to my relatively uninformed theory) basically you can think of the the visual processing system as a set of imaging filters connected to a collection of non-linear discriminators. the filters are intrinsically geometric because that is the optimal configuration for multi-aspect target recognition -- an optimal pattern reached by evolution, learning or some combination thereof. (its also interesting to note that the facial recognition subsystem is -not- multi-aspect, it only works when faces are oriented upwards).

      thus, drugs don't directly cause geometric hallucinations, they simply cause the system to malfunction slightly in such a way that the underlying structure is revealed (kind of like feeding an impulse into a filter to estimate its frequency response -- the malfunctions consist of a bunch of random activity spikes were none are normally expected).

      this is not to contradict what you are saying, which I think is a neat idea. but it may suggest that the development is not unique (i.e., the optimality of geometric filters is universal or mathematical in nature)

      personally i feel noticably stupider for 1-2 days after smoking pot, and then its gone. hallucinogens make me feel like a genius for about 48 hours, and then when it wears off I can't remember what was so great about my ideas.

    4. Re:Drugs and geometry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are goblins/guys in caves that give you rupees and say "It's a secret to everyone...*music*"

    5. Re:Drugs and geometry by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      I though do get the reference to Zelda. Maybe I can learn new stuff to rid my mind of that trivia.
      So have you watched "The Nature of Things" by him as well? I liked that show but it isn't on anymore.

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  63. problem-solving deficit disorder? by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 0

    My e-mail makes me smarter!! Then again, that's mostly because it's on linux and it's a pain to get to it, access it, etc

  64. 4/20 by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, it would have been better if they published this study on Wednesday, I mean, for obvious reasons.

    1. Re:4/20 by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 2, Funny

      They were too busy sucking hash vapors through a straw. I was, at least...

    2. Re:4/20 by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 1

      Really? I don't actually remember what I was doing, that tells me it must have been good. Otherwise the cops would be telling me about it.

  65. google-Friends of a feather. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Being lazy and smart does not necessarily equate to being stupid."

    True. However "lazy" and "stupid" have been seen sleeping together. While "smart" would not be caught dead being in the same room with "stupid".

    1. Re:google-Friends of a feather. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes it will, all the smart women run away from me, so far the stupid ones do as well, but I'm sure I'll manage to catch one of them soon.

      yours faithfully

      Mr Smart.

    2. Re:google-Friends of a feather. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you stop trying to date relatives Mr Smart, you may get more action.

  66. As anything becomes easier by using a machine.. by pbjones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    we loose the skill to do it manually. the same is said about calculators, and power saws.

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    1. Re:As anything becomes easier by using a machine.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we loose [sic] the skill to do it manually. the same is said about calculators, and power saws.

      I disagree with both the sentence as it was literally (mis)presented, and also with the sentiment it attempted to convey.

      We don't set loose the skill to do something manually, by virtue of it being made easier by machine. Nor do we lose the manual skills; we may choose not to attain them, but that is quite a different matter, and one that is still subject to much debate. For example, there are re-creationists of all stripes: including blacksmiths, machinists, replica artists of all kinds, and so forth.

      I think computers just make it easier for people with poor capitalization and word-choice skills to find a medium for communication. Your post would be a stirring example of such.

      I decry the loss of English language skills as much as the next man, but I see it as a deficiency in basic education, not one caused by computer literacy, or lack thereof.
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    2. Re:As anything becomes easier by using a machine.. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      we loose the skill to do it manually. the same is said about calculators, and power saws.

      Actually, with power saws, it's fingers ;-)

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    3. Re:As anything becomes easier by using a machine.. by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      we loose the skill to do it manually


      Like proper use of lose vs loose?
      Where is this guy where you need him? /ducks

    4. Re:As anything becomes easier by using a machine.. by barkingcorndog · · Score: 1

      ...and spelling.
      loose
      lose

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    5. Re:As anything becomes easier by using a machine.. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Like proper use of lose vs loose?
      Ok, so we release the skill to do it manually. See - even loose makes sense in the context.

      The language of the net is broken english anyway. Why should we care if people have different ways to spell colour and don't know their arse from their donkey? There's no place for spelling pedantry when our dictionaries don't agree.

      I know it was a joke - but some people take this stuff way too seriously.

    6. Re:As anything becomes easier by using a machine.. by shish · · Score: 1

      But by letting machines take care of the simple stuff, we can concentrate our efforts on the complicated things. If I took the time to be good at every basic skill, I'd die before I had time to use any of them...

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  67. We don't have to worry so much by Brandon+Kleinvehn · · Score: 0

    I think this statement in general would apply to the youth who are the type who use AIM, browse for cheap porn sites, and have names like XxXIr0xNoobS in Counterstrike.

    (Most) of us geeks are still well above average in the intelligence spectrum :)

  68. Cumpooter dumz peepl doun? by pg110404 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess that explains why I walk around the house in the morning and feel like I'm in a permanant vegetative state.

    Seriously though, when I graduated from high school, just a mere 18 years ago, we had no such things as cellphones, and gadgets and doohickies and whatnot to distract us from the all important task of learning.

    As for computers, too much emphasis is placed nowadays on being able to 'use it' and not enough on why one needs to use it in the first place. Until probably as recently as 10 years ago, there were still books and libraries to go to, but now everything is geared toward breeding a generation that can't be bothered with actually working for the answer, and education in 2005 requires internet access in the home. You need to do a book report on subject whatever, google-search, read up on it, keep doing a search until you find someone who has already solved the problem for you, then do the report. That to some is learning. There is a distinctive difference between a 'college' and a 'university' and one teaches you 'things', the other teaches you how to 'think'. When it comes to learning, it's essential to reinvent the wheel, again and again, and again until reinventing the wheel is as natural as breathing. The only way to make smarter people is to make them think for themselves. By getting someone to crack open a book and do some reading on the facts and only the facts, it gives the reader a chance to think out the problem in their mind rather than accept whatever opinion on the subject they happen to come across.

    I look at the university entrance exam my dad wrote when he applied and in all honesty it's so far over my head, I have no idea what the question is asking. There seems to have been a pretty serious slip in mental discipline over the decades, computers and TV are only adding to the problem.

    Also, I challenge anyone to find a child (under 18) who will primarily use the computer for actual work (study) as opposed to playing games, instant messaging and other such activities. The life of today's teen hardly requires a storm of neural activity anymore, so it's no big surprise to me that there's an apparent "problem-solving deficit disorder" observed in children who use computers.

    1. Re:Cumpooter dumz peepl doun? by sac13 · · Score: 1

      When it comes to learning, it's essential to reinvent the wheel, again and again, and again until reinventing the wheel is as natural as breathing.

      While this may be somewhat true, it can't be that way forever. Eventually the body of human knowledge is going to be so great, that its going to be impractical and impossible for people to learn everything from first principles. Your critique of the "need" for technology in education is a common one. However, the students of today will be working in a much different world of tomorrow. They won't be valued for what they know. They will be valued for how well they can apply knowledge that has already been derived to solve much more complex problems than we are currently imagining. This is happening exponentially. So, where us that graduated from high school more than a decade ago don't understand why they need this in school, we need to realize that the world is changing more and more rapidly.

      Where we used to be a world of generalists where everyone made their own clothes, gathered/raised/hunted their own food, built their own homes, treated themselves medically, etc, through the expansion of knowledge in all fields, we have evolved into a world of specialists. Someone from just a couple of centuries ago would think it impossible that the average person would know nothing about securing a food supply from the natural environment. Our growth in knowledge has allowed an increase in productivity that has made it possible for the majority of people to only need to be consumers. Food is produced by a small minority of the people that have to consume it.

      Now the world has changed even more and the change continues to accelerate. We will increasingly have to become more and more specialized. It's evolution. Just as single cell organisms continued to advance and became forced to specialize more and more until they eventually became the complex animals that we are today, our societies are going to force us to do the same. Eventually, it is going to be unnecessary to know alot of the things we learned in school.

    2. Re:Cumpooter dumz peepl doun? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I found university was just yet again teaching me things. A PhD on the other hand is how to think.. well actually that's more on how to be disciplined and keep at something for 3 years despite getting no progress for months at end. Something I'm currently failing at :)

      Btw I always used my computer (from 10 or so) primarily for coding and learning Linux. I didn't have an internet connection so I think that helped a lot. (I'm 23 now btw).

    3. Re:Cumpooter dumz peepl doun? by InfallibleLies · · Score: 1
      I have a problem with these white hat/black hat comments about books and computers. I don't know if anyone's aware of this, but there are terrible, trashy books out there.

      Books can be wrong.

      Collective gasp!

      Just because it's printed on paper, it doesn't mean it's automatically infallible. Now yes, the Internet is full of awful websites with little to no information of any value, but there are useful ones. Wikipedia comes to mind, as does dictionary.com. I mean, even Gamespot and other gaming sites can get information to the public far before a monthly magazine.

      The problem I do have with the Internet is the awful, awful grammar. Printed materials do mostly get proofread, at least.

  69. Maybe it is just people who respond to... by evilmonkey_666 · · Score: 1

    Maybe it is just people who respond to email surveys that have 10 points lower IQ.

    A bit like people who post on slashdot.

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  70. I disagree by John+Seminal · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry but I don't care how much "scientific proof" whomever has, I just don't believe it. I think this is just another case of the infamous Junk Science that so many love.

    I personally have introduced computers to thousands of people over the last 12 years and I've noticed that stupid people stay stupid while smart people stay smart. There are of course exceptions... like the smart guy who decides crack could be fun, heh.

    IQ is not set in stone, just like your genes will not determine the exact color of your hair. Your genes might be for brown hair, but in the summer it gets a few shades lighter. IQ is the same way, genetics may establish a boundry, a high and a low. After that, environment determines the rest.

    I knew in high school a kid who came from a family of two drooling idiots. His father was a jackass who drank away his life. He had trouble putting together two sentances. His mother was a complete whore. She was such a whore she stopped trying to hide it. But the kid went on to do well, went to a respectable college and good job.

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  71. What about the office by syousef · · Score: 1

    Send people to most cubicle infested business workplaces and watch the artifical lighting, crappy airconditioning and lack of motivation bring their IQ much lower.

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  72. simple solution by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    legalize marijuana and outlaw email...

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  73. New Way of Thought by AllFrozedUp · · Score: 1

    Perhaps instead of the classical past let's memorize everything, everyone is simply learning a new way of thinking. Instead of keeping all of the information inside of ones head, just remember where you can find the information. It saves mental disk space and allows one to have more of a personality instead of a mindless drone spewing out facts and figures to anyone that will listen just to feel more intelligent when no one gives a damn. It takes some time to adjust to the way most were taught in school to a new way of thought.

  74. High IQ == High Intelligence? by gtshafted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have trouble buying this.
    I think a more important question is whether IQ and academic grades are a true measure of intelligence in general.
    Moreover just because the people in the study used email, it does not mean that email is the cause for their drop in IQ score.

    1. Re:High IQ == High Intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because your IQ is too low to understand.

    2. Re:High IQ == High Intelligence? by WhitePanther5000 · · Score: 0

      Thank you. If I posted now, I would get a -1, Redundant, but atleast I know someone else has close to my exact same viewpoint

    3. Re:High IQ == High Intelligence? by UpnAtom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Intelligence has no specific definition. Some people might say that being able to make people laugh is a form of intelligence, for example.

      IQ measures a very narrow set of skills which aren't massively useful in real life. You'll get much further in life by being influential in social situations, or by being able to make good decisions for example.

      It seems that the temporary loss of IQ test skill was purely due to the questions being popped up at random intervals.

    4. Re:High IQ == High Intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a fairly high IQ and try hard, but it seems few people value good work. I guess is because their faces are so far up other people's asses to care.

    5. Re:High IQ == High Intelligence? by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you are right. Having charisma, ohh D&D, helps more than intelligence, more D&D. Machiavelli was correct in that aspect. Luckely some skills that it measures, or at least attempts to, are almost useful. Of course most Nobel Prize winners don't make money from competance but from the prize itself.
      I do remember a test of some sort where they asked who the author of some book like "Faust." I don't remember the book and didn't know the author but none of that is related to anything unless I am a librarian. They didn't even tell me the answer after the test was done.
      I hope humor is a form of IQ. If not then I may not be good in life.

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    6. Re:High IQ == High Intelligence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you consider a fairly high IQ? I thought I had a really high IQ like Albert Einstein, then I just found out he was a dumb fuck on the Science Channel the other night... oh well.

    7. Re:High IQ == High Intelligence? by RosenSama · · Score: 1

      It's a good, not great, measure of general intelligence "g". See a good summary at http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/~cfc/Chabris1998a.html

  75. Re:The Solution by citking · · Score: 2, Funny
    Make email illegal (then there will be no more spam!) And legalize pot... that way i wont even care that i dont have email anymore
    Damn, and I thought the spammers were the ones on drugs. Or maybe that's the Enzyte talking...
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  76. Have to keep this one... by netcrusher88 · · Score: 1

    This one goes to my girlfriend... As far as I know, she doesn't even have email. And she's not one for tech stuff. Damn computer lit classes.

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  77. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is probably the shining comment in an otherwise hazy thread.

  78. Wikipedia is a karma whore's best friend by tepples · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sure the internet can make you more intelligent if you spend your time reading Wolfram Mathworld, Scientific American, Project Gutenburg texts, and Wikipedia...but who does?

    SciAm I skip because it costs money. But I read at least one Wikipedia article per day, if not a dozen to research an informative answer for a Slashdot comment.

    1. Re:Wikipedia is a karma whore's best friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I read at least one Wikipedia article per day, if not a dozen to research an informative answer for a Slashdot comment.

      Wow, you must be really new here!

    2. Re:Wikipedia is a karma whore's best friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter if you're new here if you can shoot up to posting with the karma bonus in a week.

  79. Rationalization by otterpop81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The fact that the parent is modded +5 Insightful just reeks of rationalization.

  80. While you're at it by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

    What ever happened to Myst? Simcity has at least some value but it's not terribly popular (I guess it requires too much thought?)

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    1. Re:While you're at it by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      Errm, they're still making Myst games. Myst IV came out last year, as did Uru, a 3D Myst game.

    2. Re:While you're at it by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Yeh, but Myst IV, Myst III, and Uru all suck ... they are just point and click games (go hit this switch, then this switch, then that switch to open this door, to chase some guy, weeeee!) instead of brain-puzzles. Myst was good, Riven was good, but everything after that sucked donkey balls. I tried the demo for the latest Myst game (I think it's IV?) and quit after maybe 10 minutes. They totally missed the mark.

    3. Re:While you're at it by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Well, I haven't seen Myst IV but III wasn't as bad as you make out. The puzzles required serious thinking power, whereas some of the puzzles in Myst I (think Channelwood Island: finding that little switch to open the gate. Even with the map it was a bitch) were pretty dumb.
      Many don't like the lack of action, though, so I expect market forces drive the lack of games in this sector. OTOH, I still wish the devs would come up with more than ye olde MMO/shooters.

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    4. Re:While you're at it by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      Yeh, Myst and Riven did have a few things to nitpick about like that. Like the underground tunnel maze on the spaceship island; that was nothing but trial and error, very boring. But the ingenuity that went into other puzzles made up for it. Like the sound puzzles, figuring out that the sounds had anything to do with it in the first place, and then thinking about how to use them - that was fun. And Riven, figuring out the colored balls and that their location on the grid was related to the location of the golden globes on the islands. That was fun.

    5. Re:While you're at it by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      The underground maze could be completed by listening to the sounds. When you reached another intersection, the spaceship would make a noise, something like "ping" for north, "fizz" for west and so on. North-West was "ping-fizz" and usually there was a way to go on the 4 compass points, and a way to go on the four composed of two others. You could work out pretty easily that the ping meant go the simple way, and the ping-fizz meant to go "diagonally" so you just right down what corresponds to what, and you're off.

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  81. same as calculators. no? by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    i personally think because of calculators, our basic mathematical skills have gone downhill. when you need a calculator to do 27-12, you know you're in trouble.

    my substraction is the worse of all for some weird reason. i can do multiplication, division, and addition without much problem. of course calculators make it faster. but my substraction has deteriorated to that point where single digit substraction still takes me a couple seconds.

  82. What's with the odd hyphen use? by Psykechan · · Score: 1

    According to slashdot, Email makes you dumb but E-mail can be used as a database.

    Maybe I should start using a hyphen. That will make me smarter, right?

  83. Solution by Caseyscrib · · Score: 1
    You could give him some marijuana to bring it back up 6 points.

    Of course i'm only kidding, drugs are actually extremely bad for kids with developing brains.

    But anyways, why even lie to your son? You don't want to break his trust on something so stupid, especially when he will eventually learn to download games on the internet or borrow them from his friend which will restart the same problem. Instead, you should teach him some responsiblity and time management skills by making him finish his school work before he plays games. It's called will power. If he never develops these skills he may be just as bad in college regarding disipline for school work. Teach them everything you can in their early years.

  84. Replace the game with something educational by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 1

    Replace the game with educational tools such as:

    1. The gcc compiler

    2. The perl interpreter

    3. The PHP interpreter

    4. The Python interpreter

    5. All of the various libraries

    6. The kernel development packages

    7. The kernel sources

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  85. What is it really? by drakethegreat · · Score: 1

    Wait a second... This goes beyond weed and email. This is society as a whole. Now of days all I have to do is go someplace public and watch other people, I feel dumber then ever when I see what people do.

  86. Re:The Solution by billyjoeray · · Score: 1

    If there was a way that big corperations could make money off this solution I'm sure it would be up for a vote in Congress rather quickly.

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  87. I didn't get dumb. by FluffyArmada · · Score: 0

    Heh.... I've been using a computer since I was two and I don't think anything bad happened to me.
    Maybee I'm just super smart, and if thats so, I suppose that I would be one of those child prodigy people that everyone is so proud of if I didn't use email and instant messaging applications. hehehe....

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    1. Re:I didn't get dumb. by Chexiepie · · Score: 1
      Well, of course you don't think anything bad happened to you.

      You'd have to be able to think for that!

  88. Windows == lower IQ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder which OS was used in the study. Since MSWindows has by far the predominant desktop market share, I am surprised sensationalism hasn't won the day once again.

    Winderz == teh stoopidz!

  89. My IQ = 138, and I was stoned by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

    the internet IQ test told me so

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    1. Re:My IQ = 138, and I was stoned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be bragging about that score dude....

    2. Re:My IQ = 138, and I was stoned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a pretty good score, well above average.

  90. Broad vs Specialized Education by axonal · · Score: 1

    You have to realize the education many kids receive in school tends to be a broad range of subjects; science, history, english, math, etc. When kids usually go to computers, they get completely involved in what they are doing they question the point of the other subjects. During school I remember I was learning more about HTML, CSS, PHP, Cocoa than I was with any other subject available at school. It seemed more interesting to me. Perhaps the fact that we provide generalized/broad education to kids rather than specialized/focused education is a reason for blame?

  91. Me fail English? by hwyengr · · Score: 0

    That's unpossible!

    1. Re:Me fail English? by CrazyTiger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For those who don't know, that's what Ralph in The Simpsons says when he finds out he's failing English.

  92. Great, that's all we need... by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now my inbox is going to be filled by spam with subjects like "Raise your IQ 10 points!"

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    1. Re:Great, that's all we need... by Dwedit · · Score: 1

      Double your IQ or no money back!

  93. Does give a whole new meaning... by U96 · · Score: 2, Funny

    to "crackberry"

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  94. SpamQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder what spam does to your IQ?

  95. Evidence which suggests a corrolation ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to the notion that email, and internet useage in general degrades intelligence.

    Just check a few forums related to using even marginally sophisticated consumer electronics.

    There are far too many post from clueless newbs whose FIRST response - when they encounter a difficulty in operating something - is to post the rough equivalent of "how come my MP3 player don't sound as good as regular CDs" (or worse).

    The assumption - as The Register article suggests - is a confusion between "knowing some facts", and having knowledge or skills.

    A recent exchange on an elecronic music forum went something like this:

    Q: I just got a XSR32000 keybore (sic) and it sounds awesome. How do I hook it up to my computer to record my beats?

    A: By "record", do you mean record AUDIO or MIDI data.

    Q: Oh, theres a MIDI thing on there is that how I hook it up?

    A: It depends. Do you want to record MIDI or AUDIO?

    Q: MIDI I guess. What's the difference?

    A: AUDIO is really just like recording the sound. MIDI is recording the data of your performance, like when you hit a key or release a key, etc.

    Q: So, if I get a MIDI for it, that's all I need?

    A: All you need to do what ... record AUDIO or MIDI?

    Q: I don't know about technical things like that, I'm a musician not a computer geek. I just wanna record my beats. What do I need to get to hook it up like that?

    A: It's not just a matter of buying the right cables. You need to have an idea of what you want to accomplish, get the right software as well, learn to USE it properly, etc.

    Q: Well, like I said I don't know about technical stuff. It can't be all that hard. I just gotta like hook up the right adapter or something right?

    A: NO, it's not just about "getting the right adapter".

    Q: Jeez, is anybody here who can help me?

    And so it goes. This is a TYPICAL opening post. I don't know if email and the internet create stupidity or simply reveal it, by allowing idiots easier access to a wider audience.

    Making it easier to find certain kinds of facts easier could certainly mask deficits in reading or even logical/critical faculties in some cases.

  96. sounds like my MA thesis by b17bmbr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wrote my MA thesis ( link ) on a related subject, computers and writing. Though more geeky than most teachers, I firmly believe that computers have no place in the education curriculum. Now, as part of a technology core, or school-to-career, or electives, fine. But absolutely nowhere near a core classes. Okay, a little bias here because I teach history as well as programming, but students need to read books and learn to write the old fashion way. I am not surprised by the results, only that it is taking this ling for some common sense to creep back into the thinking. Considering how much money and effort from all sectors of the industry (including /.'s beloved Apple. disclaimer: I own two ibooks.) has been pumped into education, it should not shock anyone the level of beholdeness to technology that permeates our schools. For far too many teachers, a project is now powerpoint, and the lab is a week off. I really do want to scream.

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    1. Re:sounds like my MA thesis by shish · · Score: 1
      I firmly believe that computers have no place in the education curriculum

      Why? Is it a fundemental thing, or just that nobody seems to be able to properly implement them?

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    2. Re:sounds like my MA thesis by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      Both. Education is separate from training. I firmly believe in a classical, humanities based education, though I am not averse to teaching the students useful skills either. If we're going to teach technology, fine, but in tech class. An English teacher shouldn't also be a computer teacher. Thousands of years in the search and there's no substitute for books. Computers kinda get in the way. As for the implementation, that's a huge problem too. One (or is it really two words) word: Powerpoint. And I know that makes me a heretic.

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  97. Logic 101 by necrofluxneo · · Score: 0
    I love these studies with complete disregard of the difference between CAUSATION and CORRELATION.

    From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spurious_relationship :

    In statistics, a spurious relationship (or, sometimes, spurious correlation) is a mathematical relationship in which two occurrences have no logical connection, yet it may be implied that they do, due to a certain third, unseen factor (referred to as a "confounding factor" or "lurking variable"). The spurious relationship gives an impression of a worthy link between two groups that is invalid when objectively examined.

    Or for a logical analysis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_implies_c ausation_(logical_fallacy)

  98. Re:The Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i really wish all the people saying "legalize pot" would stfu already.

    get it people. IT IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!

    And it has nothing to do with getting high. Thats just the catch they used to sell the idea of banning it.

    As simple as it gets: Hemp oil could be used to make gasoline.

    never never in a million years. so long as the dollar is king will pot be legal. ever!

    I smoke more than anyone. but thats no excuse for being blind and ignorant to how the world works.

  99. oh my by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who else is feeling bad for the old people in Korea?

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  100. and how long have you been by alizard · · Score: 1
    a Republican?

    It appears you've already forgotten your name, since you're posting AC.

    1. Re:and how long have you been by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but it also makes me paranoid.

  101. Maddox is here to save you by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    Do you Love your kid?

    Some arguments that Maddox raises in this article about discipline do make sense. His site isn't to be taken seriously but that isn't to say that he never raises any good arguments. I agree with his last statement:

    Remember: never take shit from your kids. You make payments on the house, utilities, their clothes, school, and their food. You own them. If they don't like it, they can move out. If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots.

    people don't know the difference between discipline and child abuse.


    Kids today certainly aren't like what we used to be when I was 8-10 yrs old. For one thing, they seem more spoiled. Are parents getting too soft?

    1. Re:Maddox is here to save you by burdalane · · Score: 1
      You don't own your kids. You owe them at least their food, clothing, and schooling as compensation for bringing them into this world with your genes.

      Physical discipline doesn't work in the long run unless it's serious abuse. In the short run, I think my parents' physical discipline may have had a bit of effect, but in the long run, what's the big deal about a bit of temporary pain?

    2. Re:Maddox is here to save you by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Kids aren't slaves. And they don't owe you shit. It was your decision to have them, now fucking live with the consequences of that decision.

      Max

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    3. Re:Maddox is here to save you by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      I moved out of my parents house when I was 18 to go to university, and spent the first 2 years in the dorms flinching when I heard a sound outside my door, worried that I'd done something wrong and was going to be hit. Even 2 years on from that I still find myself doing that from time to time.

      Physical discipline can fuck up a kid.

    4. Re:Maddox is here to save you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between punishment and abuse.

    5. Re:Maddox is here to save you by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      The distinction is blurred. Being in constant fear that you might make a mistake ...

    6. Re:Maddox is here to save you by mink · · Score: 1

      Not just disipline. I'm over thirty and fast movements around me cause some instinctive flinch/avoidance, I hate it because it freaks my wife out. My partents hit me 2 times in my entire life (slapped on two seperate occasions) so I'm sure it's not them. It's all the sociopaths/psychopaths I was stuck "socializing" with because of school and life outside the house. So it's great I was not a recluse, but you can get just as fucked up spending all your developing years as a target.

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  102. A phase? by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    I thought your post was very interesting. I happen to have a brilliant 5 year old nephew (who recently declared that "the Easter Bunny is nocturnal!") and even though I am a big videogame fan, I have been wary of exposing him to games for this reason among others. (Thankfully, I guess, his father is more into sports than games.)

    A few months ago I might have criticized your decision, but the truth is that "beginnings matter" and exposure to some experiences too early (especially those that tap too well into the very punishment/reward mechanism of the brain) is probably not advisable.

    I currently play World of Warcraft and there are times when hours pass and I feel bitter about the "loss of time". Beware of addictive timesucks that leave you nothing to show, but "levels"...

    1. Re:A phase? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, I guess, his father is more into sports than games.

      Than you're right, he is safe. I mean who ever heard of a dumb sports fan, or stupid jock?

  103. Snails? by kristopher · · Score: 1

    Anyone else read this as "Snail Worse Than Marijuana For Intelligence?"
    I was like, well in that case, it wasn't like I ate snails all that much anyway.

  104. Personal Habits by TruePaige · · Score: 1

    Why as people must we always place the blame on machines? Why can't we say that some people will always have more motivation to grow than others? This is just another example of parents passing the buck.

  105. Another knee jerk study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to see what watching "Reality TV" does to the IQ, it probably drops your IQ by 90 points or more.

    But in all seriousness, Computers are just a Tool nothing else. I remember being told as a kid "No Video Games till the homework was done" and this was enforced. And time to time my mom would shut of the computer and send me out of the house. Its all part of this thing called parenting. Making sure you kid has a balanced life, and just not assuming they do.

    The other funny thing I notice is they say cannabis drops by the IQ by 4 points but study's I've read stated that it vary anywhere from 5 to 10 points, and that the IQ drop lasts for about 6 months after you have quit using cannabis. I wounder how long this so called IQ drop lasts with computers.

    Remember its called self discipline. The ability to tear yourself away from the computer, shouldn't be that big a deal.

  106. So the /. community lost how many thousand points? by 514CK3R · · Score: 1

    Most of us were weaned on the machines, so howmuch dumbness have we collected as a whole?

  107. Lots of successful people smoke weed.. and play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..and both.

    They just can't talk about it. All blaming games and pot for making people stupid is remove ALL your credibility amoung those who are independantly minded enough to look around them at who's smoking up and/or playing games.

    I've given up on the majority. Jeebus and Beer for them, in the meantime, just don't get caught. :P

    1. Re:Lots of successful people smoke weed.. and play by Combuchan · · Score: 1

      If you here a loud beeping sound, that was my Engrish translator crashing and rebooting itself.

      Huh?

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  108. Well, of course it costs IQ points! by dacarr · · Score: 0, Troll

    All those messages full of misspelled text, improper punctuation and improper grammar take a toll on the brain.

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    1. Re:Well, of course it costs IQ points! by Legion303 · · Score: 2, Funny

      i think u miss-spelled grammer..

  109. dumb by lawpoop · · Score: 0

    I think IQ tests are geard towards another kind of puzzle solving skills that kids don't have to deal with today. How many of the tasks on an IQ test have to deal with filtering out information, or finding information on a computer? I'll bet that these subjects would score better on computer-related tasks.

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  110. Cultivate Your Customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "" Use an attention getting tone to make users answer email. Ensure that there is some small reward to encourage addictive behavior. The result will be that users become numb/stupid and buy more of your software.""

  111. This worked - on ME! by Foktip · · Score: 1

    Heres a funny idea... you could try what threw me off of games for good... it either involves getting him only games that are far far too difficult for him to succeed at, or decreasing the stability of his computer.

    The first part of this, is what drove me away from first-person-shooters. The way to do this, is switch his mouse for one thats really glitchy (as was mine), then insist it works fine if he asks. Or mess with the drivers. I gave up on countless games because i actually sucked, so simulating suckyness should also work.

    Also, i gave up on almost all modern games, because of how unreliable Window$ runs on my PC (i think its driver related). ANyways, you find some messed up drivers/DLL's for various components, and make a switch! Youd have to get rid of DLL caches and backups, etc. A nice one, would be to mess with windows networking... its already messed up! But once thats done, he will become so FED UP with reinstalling things and the computer crashing, that he will develop a disdain for Games, AND Microsoft windows.

    Then (this didnt happen to me) give him a Macintosh for christmas, with creative software on it.

  112. The way to look dumb by dbIII · · Score: 1
    All those messages full of misspelled text, improper punctuation and improper grammar take a toll on the brain.
    I used to read on the train a lot, and for a couple of weeks I read "Canterbury Tales", which was written before spelling was formalised. The fastest way I found to read it was to read it aloud, since the words sound about the same. This meant I would sit on the train, silently moving my lips and spending ten minutes on a page - I always got a seat to myself!
    1. Re:The way to look dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>- I always got a seat to myself!

      You have bad breath too...

  113. depends on how kids are directed to use computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've been teaching math and programming to high school students this year, and I like to have kids solve problems in which the answer can be typed into a computer. There are two really different approaches that I see kids use: the clueless kids who can't solve problems demand to be told what numbers to plug in where and I usually tell them instead of failing them and going to war with their parents. Others actually *come up with their own method* of solving the problem. I think the latter group is learning as fast or faster than any group of kids in history. The former is obviously not learning much at all. Not surprisingly, the students who come up with their own method can do well on cumulative tests without studying, and the others spend hours trying to memorize how to do each problem and still do poorly. It's actually kind of sad, but I'm not sure how to change the attitudes of the ones who refuse to develop their problem solving skills. I guess I blame the parents.

  114. i let my kid play games by ylikone · · Score: 1
    My 3-year old son started with the nickjr website, mastered most of the games within a few weeks and has since played and finished with all of the Thomas the Train Engine games, Caillou games, Freddie Fish games and Dora the Explorer games. Now, at age 4, he is playing Toy Story 2 and Incredibles. And he always begs with me to play the "shooting game"... which me and my wife really don't like him playing or even watching me play. Although I sometimes let him drive the vehicles around and I play crash-up derby with him (with no shooting). The game is UT2004.

    He still loves going outside to play in the sandbox and playing soccer. He interacts with other children. His vocabulary is absolutely incredible... just today I asked him something and he replied "That is correct.". He sometimes complains "This game is much to complicated for a little kid like me". He can work our VCR and DVD player, knows the basics of opening, minimizing, maximizing, and closing windows. He knows that mommies computer runs "windows" and daddies runs "linux". He spends hours playing with any toys he gets his hands on, making up elaborate stories and situations.

    So, is my child losing IQ points from computer usage? I think he is gaining them at a much faster pace than other kids his age. A real geek in the making.

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    1. Re:i let my kid play games by jusdisgi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think this kind of misses the point. Your son has acquired functional skills for manipulating the computer. This does not correspond to a gain in IQ points. In fact, TFA suggests that children who spend time (and by extension brainpower) on gaining these skills tend to lose IQ points as measured by our standard methods.

      Now, there's a major argument to be made that these skills in current society may actually be much more valuable than the lost IQ points (which, in my opinion, have dubious value anyway), but it's really a different issue. Point is, you can't say your son is gaining IQ points faster than other children because he knows how to minimize windows.

      And certainly not because he knows you run Linux.

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    2. Re:i let my kid play games by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      so your kid repeats stuff you say and plays games..?

      Well fuck me so does every other 4 year old I know. I knew a kid at 4 who could hammer me in Tekken at 12. Impressive? not really he just learnt to do what I did but did it better.

      Sorry to say but your kid ISN'T smart and ISN'T special. He's a normal 4 year old and learns words and where to click things

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    3. Re:i let my kid play games by ylikone · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much for setting me straight. I know understand that my kid is just an average dumbass. You are so wise.

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    4. Re:i let my kid play games by ylikone · · Score: 1

      I see it more as a learning problem solving skills which I think are essential for anything you do in life. Don't creativity and problem solving skills count for anything in IQ measurements?

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  115. A self-discipline problem by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Games addictive? I don't buy it. It sounds to me like your friends don't have an addiction problem, they have a self-discipline problem. They want to forego stuff that is important but hard in favor of stuff that is entertaining and easy. It's a simple matter of short-term gratification (another level) versus long-term satisfaction (a degree). That paper can always be written tomorrow, one can always cram for the next exam, but my guildmates need me NOW!

    If I were a betting man, I would wager that if they weren't invovled in Everquest, they would have found some other diversion to consume their time and cause them to drop out of college.

    1. Re:A self-discipline problem by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      If the kid has a dozen activities and stimuli he doesn't respond addictively to, but then starts dropping friends and other interests for one stimuli, you can start to say that for him, games are addictive. If it were all with the people, then any pleasurable input should be equally addictive. But that's not the case.

      Some people can take or leave opiates, or cocaine, or alcohol. That doesn't mean those substances aren't addictive for most people.

    2. Re:A self-discipline problem by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The nature of addiction is the inability to curb the constant urge for self-gratification. Its not PHYSICAL addiction, but psychological addiction is just as debilitating and almost difficult to beat.

      There is not much difference between snorting cocaine and shooting heroin to feel good, than watching TV or playing video games to get those same endorphins. (Or heavy physical activity, for that matter, but I never believed in runner's high.) The only difference with self-medication is that your brain is causing those drug effects to occur, and the body is self-regulating enough not to inflict permanent physical damage or cause severe physical withdrawal.

      The problem is not merely "self-discipline". Its deeper. There is no reward for denying gratification if the long term goal doesn't provide satisfaction. I feel sorry for people that busted their ass to get an engineering degree in the '80's, only to find out afterwords society lied to them about job availability. I feel similarly about pre-meds back in the '80s. (I don't feel sorry for them now, because the writing is on the wall about how relatively crappy the medical profession has become.) The key thing is that society has been feeding everyone a line a bullsh*t about hard work and responsibility will allow you to achieve your happiness (see Fight Club). Don't get me wrong, those traits are required, you'll be better off financially, and you still may end up happy. But its been mythologized, and soon American society will be crashing into reality.

      Midlife crisis occurs when people have plugged themselves into this life pattern because people told them they should live this way, only to realize at that point, it doesn't make them happy or feel fulfilled.

      The problem is a crisis of faith, or purpose. You can't really beat that into people. Most people are pushed into adult behaviors by the desire to conform, or get ego gratification. Once those stop being motivators, there's not really any rationale to get a job better than station attendant if playing video games makes you adequately happy.

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    3. Re:A self-discipline problem by Mmm+coffee · · Score: 1

      My mother basically dropped out of life "addicted to TV". I got friends who have done the same with the internet, alcohol, and yes, video games.

      Same root, different drug, same end result.

    4. Re:A self-discipline problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "It sounds to me like your friends don't have an addiction problem, they have a self-discipline problem. [...] If I were a betting man, I would wager that if they weren't invovled in Everquest, they would have found some other diversion to consume their time and cause them to drop out of college."

      I don't do drugs. I don't smoke, don't drink. I don't use caffine. I don't gamble. I am not addicted to computer games, online or otherwise. I have never had a problem with my self-discipline where an activity took up so much of my time that it became detrimental to my career or health.

      Until I started reading Slashdot. I now spend about 12-16 hours/day reading Slashdot. I can't help myself. Even reading at 0, it takes me forever to get through all of the articles. And I go back and reread them after a day or so, in case someone posted something interesting after I read them the first time. I read Slashdot until I literally fall alseep in my chair. I have stopped reading other message boards, playing online games, and watching TV, so that I could spend more time reading Slashdot. I cook only TV dinners now, rather than more involved (and more nutritious) meals that take more time away from my computer. I shower only once or twice a week now, instead of every day, and change my clothes only when I shower. I no longer go to museums, or take walks in the park. I have not set foot in my woodworking shop for over two years.

      I never had any problems with addictive behavior or self-control before I started reading Slashdot. So don't tell me that if those students weren't involved with Everquest, they would have found something else, because I can tell you from personal experience that it is possible to become addicted to a very narrow set of stimuli, in their case, Everquest, in my case, Slashdot.

    5. Re:A self-discipline problem by Deusy · · Score: 1

      "It sounds to me like your friends don't have an addiction problem... They want to forego stuff that is important but hard in favor of stuff that is entertaining and easy."

      Just exactly what do you think addiction is? I would suggest that your description of a self-discipline problem is actually a summary of addiction. Going with what is 'entertaining and easy' is the path to addiction. Do you think people do heroine because it hurts and makes them feel bad or because it feels great and makes the rest of their problems feel insignificant?

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    6. Re:A self-discipline problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I fucked up a great deal in school, from elementary through college. You know when my grades started to improve? When I discovered the joy of coming to school stoned every morning. Suddenly the place became interesting. I grew comfortable with math. I loved physics. I made a point of getting stoned for PE class ("Woo Hoo, floor hockey!")

      Then I discovered acid. You know when I got my best grades in college? Junior year. That's when I was taking the most acid. As with pot, it improved my cognition and problem-solving skills.

    7. Re:A self-discipline problem by baafie · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with your point. When I was in high school I failed my finals, and when I had to redo them my parents revoked my computer access (I was still a minor), but I just found a different diversion (TV, friends, going out, reading..). I simply didn't care enough about school. If you're asking me why, though, I couldn't tell you..

    8. Re:A self-discipline problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is no reward for denying gratification if the long term goal doesn't provide satisfaction.

      YES. I've always wondered what is cause and what is effect in such cases.

    9. Re:A self-discipline problem by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      To me, addiction is when you physically need something, without which you will suffer physical symptoms of withdrawal. Take away the something, and barring permanent damage caused by whatever it was, you'll be good to go to lead a happy, productive life.

      Self-discipline is an ability to reasonably determine what is important and what is not, and to be able to consistently choose to accomplish that which is important. Lack of self-discipline often LEADS to various addictions, but it is not addiction itself.

      I know, there is leeway in that determination of importance--that's where judgement comes in, and we all have lapses now and then. But clearly, choosing to play EverQuest instead of taking a final is a sign of an extreme lack of self-discipline, not addiction. I'm guessing that these people's parents probably never forced them as children to exercise self-discipline, and they have a VERY tough road ahead of them in life, a road that has very little to do with EverQuest or other games.

      And I'm speaking not as a paragon of self-discipline, but as someone who has struggled with this very same problem for a while. (Let's not discuss MY college grades...) It takes a LOT of effort to change, and it's something I'm still working on. (I eventually finished with a pretty good GPA.)

      Blaming something like this on addiction is in no way constructive, it simply allows one to avoid accountability and continue in one's misery. Realizing what it really is--a character flaw that must be acknowledged and changed in order to lead a happier life--allows one to actually DO something productive about it.

      That's my 2c's worth, now you owe me change.

    10. Re:A self-discipline problem by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      To me, addiction is when you physically need something, without which you will suffer physical symptoms of withdrawal. Take away the something, and barring permanent damage caused by whatever it was, you'll be good to go to lead a happy, productive life.

      I don't think you understand how addiction and withdrawal works. Ask an alcoholic sometime if just because they've been dry for X years if they're still an addict. Just because you take away the drug, you don't get rid of the addiction, and the addiction shapes your personality for the rest of your life. Why do you think so many former alcoholics are smokers, gamblers, or other kinds of addicts.

      Look up the relationship between dopamine, pleasure, and addiction sometime. When a particular activity gives pleasure to a person, the connections between that act and the pleasure pathways in the brain are reinforced. After a while, this connection can build up so strongly that a person is literally physically addicted to a non-drug activity. People denied an intellectual addiction become cranky, distracted, nervous, sleepless, and bored when in withdrawal from it. In extreme cases, they can even become violent and have convulsions. (There is one reported case of this happening with internet withdrawal.)

      EverQuest is practically designed for addiction. It has a wonderfully designed reward system from a Skinner POV. Skinner was a psychologist who studied reward and punishment systems (primarily in rats). He ran an experiment where rats could push a button to get a reward and one of three things would happen: (a) they'd get a reward at a predictable interval, (b) they'd randomly get a reward, or (c) they'd always eventually get a reward after an undetermined number of hits. Rats in scenario (c) became most quickly fixated on hitting the button. Essentially, this is the same mechanism that helps addict gamblers. It is present in EverQuest's levelling system (where you can't know how much it takes to get to the next level) and in its crafting and other skills system (where success is a gamble on percentages and is required to raise to skill to attempt better items). Getting items in the game follows this model to since monster don't always drop the items you want, and the good items are on monsters that take a long time to respawn and are sought out by many people.

      This is not saying that EverQuest addiction isn't the addicts' fault. After all, cocaine addiction is the users' fault. However, this does point out that it's not as easy to just "suck it up" or "grow up" and quit. There literally is an addictive quality. You see this in gamblers, you see this in info junkies, and you see this in gamers. You can be an addict to an intellectual pursuit. Not all addiction is based on an externally supplied chemical.

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    11. Re:A self-discipline problem by burdalane · · Score: 1
      Lack of self-discipline may well be the reason that these people drop out of college to play games. Like you say, lack of self-discipline can lead to addictions, including addiction to games and the Internet. Another possibility, though, is that these people simply don't want to do the work and don't consider it important. Spending most of their time playing games or on the Internet may make them happier and mean more to them than being productive or interacting with people. That was certainly the case with me.

      In my first few years of college I spent increasing amounts of time on the Internet or sorting through spam because I didn't want to do the work. I did not suffer withdrawal symptoms when I went without Internet access; I just considered most of my college classes unimportant. In my last year or two I cut down on the Internet because I started to get tired of it. I graduated on time with a good GPA after learning relatively little. Now I still consider my college education unimportant and overrated. The diploma looks nice, but I'm reluctant to do anything with it. If I ended up commuting every day to spend 8+ hours around other people (which is what most productive people do), even if doing things I enjoy, I would only end up too tired and drained to spend or invest any money I earn.

    12. Re:A self-discipline problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just FYI, exercising is definitely addictive. If you don't believe in "runner's high", chances are you've never execised. People who exercise very regularly get extremely cranky when they dont get their exercise. And yes, cross country running does bring on a "high". I only ran cross country in middle school, and did a lot of roller skating (usualy for 2-3 hours in the middle of the night during the summer - thats when you can actually skate on the roads). But that's more than enough for me to be certain that exercising can be addictive. It feels damn good, and I'm fairly certain that most people who feel "depressed" just need some exercise.

      Now as for getting myself away from the computer to get some exercise.......i'm trying....

    13. Re:A self-discipline problem by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      It depends on the biological wiring. I did 2 years of CX running. The most miserable physical experience of my life. But anti-athlete would best describe me. And not once did I ever get that runner's high.

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    14. Re:A self-discipline problem by mink · · Score: 1

      You do know that the runners "hihg" is you getting ready for some bad mojo right?
      Most of the time it is linked to a loss of salts (your brain needs some) as well as other stuff. Sports drinks try to offer a replenishment of these things, but when you are doing heavy running you can get rid of them faster then you can replace them. You can be perfectly hydrated but lack the salts your brain needs to operate.
      Be careful as this has lead to people passing out and/or going into comatose states.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  116. I wasn't even thinking... by cwspain · · Score: 1

    ...when I stopped reading the article after the third paragraph and checked my email.

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  117. i bet they have great research techniques as well by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    this kind of bullshit research really makes me angry. the gaming has nothing to do with it. if parents allowed their kids to get all wrapped up in flicking rubber bands the effect would be the same. this kind of FUD is designed to make todays poor parents feel absolved of responsibility for their crumbing parenting and its effect on thier children. so yes, lets just blame computers! the same way we blamed TV and what ever was the fashion before that.

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  118. We couldn't get this study done in the US... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    Because it would *gasp* suggest that their is actually something even worse than pot. Our nation's drug laws (and the stuff that they actually *allow* to be legal) are a good example of some of the stupidity that goes on here. It's like the Civil War and Prohibition rolled up together and stuffed into a pork barrel.

  119. Perfect example... by toofast · · Score: 1

    ... Of the article in question.

  120. Re:The Solution by koreaman · · Score: 1

    Maybe you should cut back on the e-mail! The united states imports thousands of barrels of oil per day. This is a HUGE expense. Don't you think the US would like to be free of Saudi Arabia and the rest of the Middle East. Don't you think they would want to be self sufficient? THere must be some other reason why pot is still illegal, either that or no it *can't* be used to make gasoline.

  121. Episode 142: The Abstinence by nicktripp · · Score: 1

    George: You know, Louise. I think you'll find this amusing. In early Euclidean geometry--

    Louise: George, I have to have sex.

    George: I used to share that same outlook. But now, I have so many things to occupy my mind. For instance, the atom.

    Louise: Goodbye, George. I hate you.

    George: What a fascinating turn of events.

    Waitress: Mas Caf??

    George: Si, por favor.

  122. MOD parent up! by TapeCutter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't lie to your kid.

    There is no need to remove the game.

    Limit his time on the game, use it as reward and punishment. If he won't respond to you when he is playing pull the plug out of the wall, it will get his immediate attention. Learn to say NO, don't appoligise for saying NO, and follow through. Your kid will have alot more respect for you in the long run.

    I'm a child of the fifties, it may be wussier today but I'm glad bashing your kids has become an unacceptable practice.

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    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    1. Re:MOD parent up! by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      I disagree. This attitude is appropriate for adults, or even teens. It's not appropriate for pre-teens, who have a fairly brief window of cognitive plasticity to absorb some very important skills.

      The parents need to pull the plug. When he's 14 or so, the nature of the situation can change.

      The pull of addictive stimuli is powerful, too. Would you "negotiate" the amount of tobacco a 9 year old kid was allowed to smoke?

    2. Re:MOD parent up! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if pulling the plug is the answer, the actual right answer varies from kid to kid.

      My kids do alright with well-regulated TV time (we don't get cable or even any antenna stations, so TV time means DVDs). If we let it get out of hand, so do they. Aged 6, 4, and 1 (almost 2).

      As for candy, which is a narcotic to kids that young, they don't do so well. They also don't do well when they eat hamburgers, french fries, potato chips, etc. They do really well with fruit snacks (you know, apples, cherries, and stuff), but with strawberries it's almost like giving them candy. (I'm slowly getting the message around to all the grandparents, aunts and uncles that I consider giving a kid candy to be abusive, and slowly the tide of do-gooders giving my kids candy is coming under control)

      In both activites, anyway, the key is well-regulation. And also, while not specifically using the stuff as rewards, they are required to maintain a certain minimum standard of behavior just to have access to this stuff at all. (I've actually banned chips of all kinds from the house like three times already, my son straightens out and my wife fills him up with chips again :( ) So your psychology dude will probably tell you that I am using it as positive reinforcement, and that's fine. :) That same minimum standard of behavior gives them the opportunity to take on additional responsibilities possibly for pay, at their option, so they've started setting goals too. It's great. :)

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    3. Re:MOD parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pull of addictive stimuli is powerful, too. Would you "negotiate" the amount of tobacco a 9 year old kid was allowed to smoke?

      Indeed. My kid wasn't allowed to smoke at all until she was ten.

    4. Re:MOD parent up! by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 1

      Well, we did try the "limiting the game" option, but it did not work. Moreover, we are not lying to him, but together with the school staff, we came to the conclusion that it is easier for him to accept that something broke then it is to be denied playing a game

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      People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
    5. Re:MOD parent up! by Angostura · · Score: 1

      He'll just get a friend's dad to come around and fix it or some such. Tell him the truth.

      "we came to the conclusion that it is easier for him..."

      no, you mean "we came to the conclusion that it is easier for us..."

    6. Re:MOD parent up! by davidla · · Score: 1

      In regards to the part about the candy, this actually sounds like a Red 40 problem to me. Red 40 is a dye used in alot of foods that makes children VERY hyperactive. My mother has actually filtered the Red 40 out of my 9 year old little brother's diet, and he behaves alot better. Do some research on it.

    7. Re:MOD parent up! by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      When he's 14 or so, the nature of the situation can change.

      Keep him away from games at this age, too. That way he'll spend his time on more important things, like learning how to get laid.

      You don't want the little bastard to spend the next thirty years in your basement playing EverCrack, do you?

      Max

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    8. Re:MOD parent up! by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 1

      He is 5. read the post, dude. His friends dads' usually don't touch the computers in my house.

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      People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
    9. Re:MOD parent up! by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, we did try the "limiting the game" option, but it did not work.

      Although I tend to agree with the GP posts, I won't attack you for doing what you considered best. In fact, you have the right idea in your stance that kids do not equal small adults... Despite a century of enormous progress in developmental and behavioral psychology, it shocks me how many people still hold that archaic belief.

      I have to ask, though... When you say that limiting his playtime didn't work, do you mean that he ignored you and played anyway, or that reduced playtime didn't bring his academic performance back up?

      If the former, one suggestion - Use a password, and require it for the screensaver as well, and don't let the kid know the password. Problem solved.

      It the latter, that should make you suspect that something has changed other than a mere game.... You pointed out his age, only 5... At 5, he doesn't really have a long history of academic performance to compare against... Two years, at the most, and two years of "fluff" at that, not "real" education. Boys in particular (even very bright ones) often have a hell of a time coping when the focus of "that place they send me away to every day" changes from directed-play to sit-in-a-chair-and-pay-attention-for-six-hours.


      So, since the "small adults" theory has no basis in reality, what does work?

      The plain and simple carrot-and-stick. Let him run around in circles outside for a few hours after school to get rid of the pent up frustration of sitting still for six hours, then after supper, do his homework. When he finishes, dangle the carrot to make it clear that he can play a game instead of watching TV (an equally useless passtime, yet most parents seem to have no problem with letting their kids veg for four (or far more) hours every night). If he throws a fit that you won't let him play before finishing homework, use the stick and punish him in the manner you see fit (I'd say "spank the little bastard", but then I'd have the PC-police after me).


      Also, keep in mind the meaninglessness of grades. If he clearly knows the material but the teachers still complain based on his general behavior, it doesn't mean some game has magically ruined his concentration (in fact, research shows that gaming has the exact opposite effect, vastly extending attention span in young children)... It means he has no intention of going along quietly with 13 years of socialized babysitting, and you will never convince him to do otherwise.

    10. Re:MOD parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Limit his time on the game,


      Good plan!


      use it as reward and punishment.


      Bad plan! I agree with your post except for that part. Doing that with food is a good way to give your child an eating disorder. That thinking validates and reinforces their already-inflated perception of the 'reward' as a valuable commodity, and indirectly defines its absence as a state of deprivation. This lays the groundwork for all sorts of dysfunction.


      Be direct, limit his time in a consistent way, and be clear about why. Conscientiously avoid slipping into the pattern of using it as a reward. Especially, *don't* use the little trick where you let the child play the game to get him out of your hair, but phrase it in the form of a reward or generous gesture to disguise your motives -- don't do that.


      Also, avoid tempting the child to sneak. Find a way to disable the game, especially if the gaming computer is in his bedroom.

    11. Re:MOD parent up! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      You don't want the little bastard to spend the next thirty years in your basement playing EverCrack, do you?

      Or even worse, wasting the entire day on techie-related Internet discussion boards... wait a second.

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    12. Re:MOD parent up! by Angostura · · Score: 1

      He's five yes. So he'll tell his friends: "The game broke and my stupid dad can't fix it". And that'll get around the playground, and eventually you'll find a nice helpful father standing on your doorstep with a copy of Norton and a set of game install CDs to help you out.

    13. Re:MOD parent up! by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      My parents used to lock up my C64 in a filing cabinet whenever they wanted to mess with me, and I was usually in the middle of working on a program when it would happen. Their reasons were often superfluous, as seen through the hindsight of a mid-thirties adult now. They would take away my books sometimes also, did whatever they could to stifle creativity because it's so 'impractical'. I haven't spoken to them in years now and I don't expect to be at their funerals either.

    14. Re:MOD parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you "negotiate" the amount of tobacco a 9 year old kid was allowed to smoke?

      Hell yes. The whole pack, mister! Right now! (Ok, I'd let up when he started to get violently ill, as that much smoke would inevitably cause). The experience would hopefully be a lesson learned, and would outweigh the relatively minor health effects of a young child smoking a single pack of cigarettes. Hmm...maybe I need to work on my negotiation skills... :)

    15. Re:MOD parent up! by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Your post is far more eloquent than my gut "wake up mate!" response and I agree that if a five year old is throwing a temper tantrum then "spank the little bastard" because he should have got the message when he was 3. (don't get me wrong I am aginst coporal punishment). We stopped both our kids tantrums using humiliation (Calm, slightly mocking voice: "Is that the best you can do? try banging the floor harder and I know you can scream louder."), very effective in the Supermarket. One of them had a nasty biting habit around the time he started walking. After trying the "NO" thing for a while, (also entailed walking around with bite marks on my thighs), I found the old fashion "bite-em-back" cured him with one application.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    16. Re:MOD parent up! by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      My pulling-the-plug suggestion is really specific to the situation described here: something that completely, dramatically eclipses the child's other interests and interferes with his learning in a way that isn't characteristic of other stimuli. It wasn't meant as catch-all advice. Im terms of "positive reinforcement," my point is that when an activity has become an addiciton, essentially, it really can't be used well for reinforcement in a healthy way.

    17. Re:MOD parent up! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I have several sets of younger cousins... the one family denies their kids candy. When we all get together for Christmas my grandmother always has lots of stuff around the house... everyone is fine except that one family. Ten minutes after they arrive there's nothing with a gram of sugar left to be found. They don't regulate their candy intake because they've never had to. This is still the case now that they're teenagers.

      We had a LOT of fun one time feeding them chocolate covered expresso beans.... :)

    18. Re:MOD parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think it is interesting that most foods that use food coloring are highly processed and often high suger content?

      Give me an idea of some foods that you know have red #40.

      A quick search showed me that red #40 is in:
      goldfish
      orange soda
      pop tarts
      doritos
      breakfast cereal
      candy

      Even if they didn't have red #40, don't you think it would be prudent to remove those foods from a hyperactive child?

  123. damn.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can only imagine what having a toke and reading slashdot for hours will do to me.

  124. Re:The Solution by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Informative

    >And legalize pot

    Not to mention, the IQ drop is a government myth. The cherry-picked studies which show this have some seriously flawed methodology like graduate students tested against off-the-street stoners. If you can keep producing results that show marijuana in a negative light you can some nice grants from the government.

  125. Geeze by beforewisdom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what happens to pot smokers who also use the internet and watch tv.

    1. Re:Geeze by Eminence · · Score: 1
      • wonder what happens to pot smokers who also use the internet and watch tv.

      You'll never know, they are already too dumb to report back. :)

    2. Re:Geeze by Inda · · Score: 1, Redundant

      i resent that. ive bean doing all 4 for years and it aint done me no harm.

      if anythin i fink it has aktualy helped me get my first star at the drive thu.

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  126. Old Adventure Games by Jakyll · · Score: 1

    I'm serious when I say if they made some of the old Sierra and LucasArts adventure games part of the school computer class - problem solving and logic skills as well as typing and grammar would improve!

  127. I guess I'm backwards by kjots · · Score: 1

    Yet again, it seems as if my brain is wired back to front. I'm sure that, over the past fifteen years or so, computers have just made me smarter (it's either that or the pot, heh heh).

  128. The power of the source. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I think this is the big thing: educational games are dead, except for stupid multimedia treehouse and barbie games."

    Well don't you know? OSS will be a glimmer of hope in the educational market.

  129. Accuse Gmail! by chkorn · · Score: 1

    Gmail and some other firms are providing huge mailboxes to make people more stupid and take over the world! Yeah. That's their masterplan to take over the world.

    Oh! No! Wait. According to this Slashdot story the just providing many space for big databases.

    Dammed. I just burnt my keyboard with my cigarette. (I should not write so much email's)

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  130. Far out by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

    "Oh man, this e-mail shit is the shit, man! Here, you can finish up my inbox, if I take anymore I'm gonna pass out. Watch out though, I think the dealer laced it with spam. Tommorow I'm gonna hit some of that Slashdot."

    And then 314 (Pi day) becomes the new 420 where you do nothing but read geek news all day. By the end of it you'll feel music, smell colours... taste pi...

    --
    "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
  131. Re:Accuse Gmail! (dammed) by chkorn · · Score: 1
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  132. I'm not suprised... by pavera · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I will forever be greatful to 2 excellent high school teachers I had (in public school no less!), 1 in math (pre-calc, calc) and 1 in chemistry (chem1 and chem2AP). They wouldn't let us use calculators for anything, not on tests, not on homework, no where. This forced us to get good at doing all sorts of mathmatics in our heads, and to come up with creative solutions if we couldn't remember the specific function/equation to apply to a problem.

    I often times would have to work around some equation I couldn't remember and basically derive the equation from smaller building blocks. This gave me a much greater understanding of the actual processes going on. This kind of problem solving/understanding completely disappears when children can use calculators to simply "get the right answer", but the important thing in the maths and sciences is not necessarily the answer, but the process of getting there, and the ability to problem solve, which has completely disappeared in US middle and high schools.

  133. Is Evergreen State really that well known?!?!? by Major+Wedgie · · Score: 1

    Wow. I'm a Washingtonian (state, that is), and I though the Evergreen State jokes were only known locally! :)

  134. IQ testing is bogus by max+born · · Score: 1

    There's more to life than testing and saying cannabis adversely affects your intelligence is like say the Beatles couldn't write songs.

    1. Re:IQ testing is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you in general, but the beatles really do suck.... except for one song... can't remember what...

  135. It's much more than just email, too by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that allowing computers to constantly shift your focus from one thing to the other, impairs your long term ability to focus on one thing and imprint it on your brain in serious depth.

    I haven't read the study beyond the linked article, but personally I suspect that the whole problem extends far beyond email use.

    Western society is built on distractions, and on interrupting people from what they're doing, much of which is to do with commercialism. For instance:

    • Television, which the vast majority of people base their lives around, interrupts everything for commercial breaks every few minutes. People are being asked to concentrate for short spurts of time and then switch off or do something else.
    • The standard formula for popular music is to produce songs that last about three to five minutes. Commercial radio often plays one song at a time, and then encourages listeners to switch modes by playing commercials. Some albums are still designed so that the entire album is an experience to listen to, but with others the disjointed focus of the music still completely changes between tracks. Compare this with older forms of classical music, for instance, for which it's common for some movements and symphonies to last tens of minutes or hours.
    • Modern communication devices such as telephones, especially mobile phones, encourage people to be on demand all the time to deal with new problems and tasks immediately and as they arise. Technologies such as SMS encourage people to divide their attention even further, having a conversation in many very short messages and often when also doing something else. Compare this with some time ago when it would often be common to be out of contact except for particular times. (eg. Reading snail mail, or arriving at the office.)
    • Personal computers, at least the ones that most people owned, used to be very bad at multitasking. This made it necessary to only run one main application at a time. It wasn't possible to use a computer for word processing at the same time as spreadsheeting, without fully closing down one and starting the other. Today, typical workstations allow people to easily and frequently switch between many tasks at once.

    It doesn't surprise me at all that people's attitudes to doing things have been changing quite dramatically, and it seems quite feasible that the effects of this on people's wellbeing could be negative. Emails popping up and being addressed are just an extension of everything else that's been happening with advances in technology and societial attitudes.

    I would love a tool, similar to the one that you suggest, that encourages being able to focus on things. I'm not entirely sure how it could be guaranteed to work, though. To me, many of the possible problems seem to be embedded quite heavily in the way that society now works.

    Meanwhile, I think I'll try forcing myself to concentrate more by shutting down lots of other things while I'm browsing slashdot. It's a shame they're so easy to start up again.

  136. enough wit' da' mits by whiteroom · · Score: 1

    sorry but i've had enough of this: firstly: an orignial copy of the article which surfaced not too long ago. http://www.canoe.ca/Health0204/01_dope-cp.html Marijuana use is shown to have no adverse effects on IQ performance in the long term. The psychoactive properties of THC result from its triggering of anandamide receptors in the brain. Anandamide is one of the chemicals directly responsible for the regulation of how information is stored in memory. Soooo....this would explain why marijuan would have a temporarily detremental effect on IQ test performance. IQ tests typically measure skillsets like logical analysis and spatial abilty which require extensive use of short-term memory. If you're short-term ememory is not functioning in excatly the way you're used to, you might possibly find such questions more difficult. Other distractors like email or naked women or whatever would essentially do the same thing. IQ tests in general (like SATS and other standardized tests) measure ONE THING ONLY: how well you perform on IQ tests. The idea that IQ is any kind of measure of intelligence is absurd. Binet,the creator of the test, never ever claimed it to be a measurement of intelligence, but merely an analytical tool to aid teachers identify those young children who might not be predisposed to learn in the same way as the rest of the flock.

  137. what about those who get high levels of SPAM? by LuxFX · · Score: 1

    Maybe those people who say, "SPAM doesn't really hurt anybody" will listen to this?

    Nah. The people who think that are already too stupid for a 10 point drop in IQ to really make much of a difference.

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  138. Where is the study? by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    the bias in the study... is revolting.

    I presume you've read the actual study, then, and would be able to confirm for all of us that it hasn't been mis-reported in popular media, as studies related to topics like this so often are.

    Could you please let me know where I can find the study? The article wasn't very specific about where it's published or the details of exactly what it claims, and I'd like to see for myself.

  139. have you actually *read* other people's e-mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's worse than toxic.

    E-mail just say "No!"

  140. pfft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why college is worthless.

  141. yeah baby..... fire up the bong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its time to do some coding....

    FUck you, I don't do what you tell me. ...FUck you, I don't do what you tell me. ......FUck you, I don't do what you tell me.
    FUCK YOU, I don't do what you tell me.
    FUCK YOU, I WONT DO what you tell me.
    FUCK YOU, I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

  142. Simple solution... by MacDork · · Score: 1

    chmod it so that he can't play and tell him he can play again as soon as he a) gets his grades back up, or b) figures out a privilege escalation attack to chmod it back. Either way you'll be proud as hell. ;-)

  143. MSN Entertainment by studentAtTheOnlyTech · · Score: 1

    Actually, Microsoft does have a MSN Entertainment division which is as creative as Apple. Having interned at Microsoft and having spoken with many people in different divisions, I came to conclusion that I should work in MSN Entertainment if I want to unleash creativity. Join other divisions of you want to be an "Office Space" coder.

  144. shhhhh... I'm about to level. by Omestes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Man, I can relate. MUDs, BBSing, IRC, there went much of highschool and early college. Especially the early chunk of college since all my CS classes had nice little telnet connections, only when I switched majors (and lost the in-class telnet) did my grades improve.

    I broke up with one of my first g/fs because "I was about to level" on Genocide. I spent more time learning how to code on a MUSH (and later a pirated Diku) than I ever sunk into schooling.

    I guess now that I'm a mature adult, I can depend of /. to take up all my time. Where would we be without the internet, I don't know, but I am sure that we all would be more productive. (world peace or /. ... hmmmmm)

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    1. Re:shhhhh... I'm about to level. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where would we be without the internet, I don't know, but I am sure that we all would be more productive. (world peace or /. ... hmmmmm)

      I blame Al Gore

  145. IQ Tests Worse Than Email For Intelligence? by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    Doziness, lethargy and an increasing inability to focus reached "startling" levels in the trials by 1,100 people, who also demonstrated that IQ tests in particular have an addictive, drug-like grip.

    Respondents' minds were all over the place as they faced new questions and challenges every time a new test was presented. Productivity at work was damaged and the effect on staff who could not resist trying to juggle IQ Tests with existing work was the equivalent, over a day, to the loss of a night's sleep.

  146. My $0.02 by einhverfr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My son is about a year old. My wife became pregnant before we got married, so you might say he was unforeseen.

    There are two things about watching people parent that never cease to amaze me.

    The first is how many people can rise to the occasion and do a good job when it is not what one would expect of them.

    The second is how otherwise intelligent and responsible people can completely fail to take responsibility for how their actions affect their children.

    So I say that parenting is never something that people are ready for. It is something that people can rise up to do. But before you have a child of oyur own, you are simply unprepaired.

    Now on to the rest of the discussion. The metaphore I use in looking at this is that of social laws and rules. If the government were to "accidently" confiscated our cars or our houses, we would have a fit and rightly so. If, however, this was based upon a conviction in a court of law, it would be different. One of the most difficult aspects of family building is focusing on how to create a system of rules which helps foster growth. These rules need to be in the open, and easily understood.

    If your child is playing too many computer games, first talk to your child about it. Set rules regarding when your child is allowed to play the game and under what circumstances. If this fails, let the child know that the game will be uninstalled. Give, say, three opportunities for failure. If the game is abused such that the conversation must repeat three times, the game gets uninstalled. Make sure that this is all done in the open and that the system is transparent.

    One of the most difficult things to do sometimes is to have enough respect for your kids to think that maybe they actually need to know why you are doing something.

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    LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
  147. Re:The Solution by x_codingmonkey_x · · Score: 0

    I'm just curious, what is it with slashdotters (of course not all) and pot? Why is pot so _good_? IMHO I like having control of myself and thus I don't drink excessively nor do I do any drugs. But what are your arguments for pot being so good?

  148. Computers as Teaching Enhancers by Champion3 · · Score: 1

    I don't really think that computers have ever been great teaching enhancers. During university, I learned the most actively when the prof was lecturing directly using chalk and a blackboard. Overheads, PowerPoint slides, or tablet PC presentations just caused too much passive observation.

    Computers can be of tremendous educational value if the child is learning more about the machine itself by learning to program, for instance. Instead, look at all the mindless computer uses that we get into: IM, gaming, stupid e-mail forwards, slashdot moderation...

    There goes my karma and mod points...

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  149. It's called 'Proofreading' by The+Monster · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The arrogance implicit in statements such as:
    Simply put, i did not spell check that, and no, i hardly ever use email, mostly forums.
    never ceases to amaze me. You can't be bothered to take a moment to make sure you've expressed yourself coherently. Apparently, holding down the shift key to capitalize the personal pronoun 'I' anywhere other than as the initial letter of a sentence is an imposition. Instead, you expect thousands of people to expend the mental effort to navigate the minefield of your writing. That's what I call 'rude'.

    If your ability to use standard English grammar and spelling is predicated on the use of spell-checkers, then consider this:

    Watt wood-eyed dew width ought mine ice bell Czech her?
    When I was your age, I used a typewriter, and was damned glad it was electric, and had error-correction cartridges so I didn't have to use white-out. A few years later, when I was in college, I couldn't even use a computer myself: I had to punch cards and take them to the Data Processing priests, who would take them into the Inner Temple and add the Holy Job Control Cards that blessed my jobs unto the Almighty Mainframe. Then I'd come back hours later, or the next day, to get my printout and my stack of cards back. If I had a syntax error, I would have to fix that and repeat the process. I had no choice but to proofread my own work before submitting it.

    And I walked several miles to school every day, uphill both ways! And I LIKED IT! Damn whippersnappers....

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    SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

  150. The real question is: by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

    How many IQ points do you drop when you subscribe to the Guardian?

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  151. If you hit a kid by Zombie+Ryushu · · Score: 1

    You are a sick son of a bitch.

    I do believe in keeping kids under control, keping them accountable for their actions, teaching them right and wrong, good and bad, and basic concepts like the respecting the rights of other people, being responsible, and a whole host of other things. But I never, EVER want to see kids hit, beat, or spanked. It should be a criminal act to abuse a child in that manner.

    Sick ideas like this are the reason I refuse to have children.

  152. News flash : A "day" contains 24 hours. by J_Omega · · Score: 1
    I have friends who were also straight-A, honors students in 9th grade, but who are now B students in regents classes (the lowest level in my school) for six hours of the day, and are Everquest and World of Warcraft grinders for the other sixteen.


    6 + 16 = ???
    1. Re:News flash : A "day" contains 24 hours. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6 + 16 = 22 + 0.5 (eating) and 1.5 (sleep).

  153. The problem isn't email or computer games by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    There's nothing to show that these effects are permanent, or that the results are relevant. IQ tests only prove who tends to score higher at IQ tests. When the brain has been focusing on the communication parts of their brain, and abstract juggling of issues presented by email, its not going to be focused sufficently to do well at solving IQ puzzles which require different type of mental function. The problem is that Slashdot readers are morons. They read a title that says "Email causes IQ drop" and immediately presume email must be bad. I can use the same logic to say being a jock drops your IQ by 10 points. If you spend most of your time in athletic activity, and don't mentally exercise yourself in a manner that lends itself to improved performance in IQ tests, I'm sure you'll suffer a similar drop in IQ over time. I find it a interesting study in terms of the questions it generates. But it doesn't mean much to me, other than if I want to do well on an IQ or SAT test, I should stay away from email or computer games for one day before the test.

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    There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon
  154. Geez, maybe it is a problem by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I forgot to bring up the most important point of that post. That exemplar of journalism called the Register then claims computers have made kids perform worse in school.

    The reality is that kids accomplish less in school than in previous years is because American public schools are declining in educational quality, not that the kids are using computers. Public schools when I was growing up were already neglecting non-curicula specific training. There were articles in the late '80s and early '90s critical of public schools for the decreased critical thinking skills of its graduates. It was easier, more quantifiable, and discouraged independent thought (which improves control) by just making kids memorize more and call it education.

    Bush Jr. then proceeds to contribute to this decline by mandating national testing for children and penalizing schools by witholding funding if they underperform on the test. The school systems are now forced to spend educational time on improving test performance, not critical thinking or teaching material not found on that test.

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  155. Every time this kind of thing comes up... by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    ...I have to say the same thing. Computers or television do not rot your brain. They CAN rot your brain, but it's not a requirement. When it comes to kids, as long as you are a good parent and use the computer or watch TV *WITH* your kid, and control their habits they will be fine. I grew up watching a lot of TV, but it had no effect on me. And because I wasn't restricted from it because it was "evil", I didn't develop the addiction that a lot of people have. It all comes down to good parenting.

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  156. American English Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    %s/whinge/whine/g

  157. A great problem solving game by mowler2 · · Score: 1

    Here is a great problemsolving game in witch you construct bridges:

    http://www.chroniclogic.com/index.htm?pontifex.h tm

    I have bought it and played it lot. Its really fun. :)

  158. But, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Margarine is better for you than butter.

    1. Re:But, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parkay.

  159. This is why, probably... by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

    As animals, we're used to an immersive experience that involves all senses. Physical contact, smell, risk, fresh air! are all part of the game of reality. Electronic interaction may stimulate a small component of the mind, but all else is left to waste. And over time, it may, like Neo's muscles in The Matrix, simply wither away.

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    O'WONDERWe're working on it.

  160. typewriters are like horses by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Typewriters are like horses; they are an approach to a basic problem that has disappeared without the users being aware of it.

    I ask young people (15-25 yrs old) if they have ever used a typewriter. Most say yes, once or twice, as a novelity when their parents pulled it out of the closet.

    Nobody likes them. Few young people can even imagine actually doing writing on one.

    Personally I hated typewriters and I'm glad to see them go. I still do, however, have my slide rule...in the closet.

    1. Re:typewriters are like horses by The+Monster · · Score: 1
      I still do, however, have my slide rule...in the closet.
      Hah. I have a soroban (Japanese abacus) that I keep on top of the monitor of one of our computers. It just seems like the appropriate place for it.
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      SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

  161. E-mail or SMS? slashdot or my paper?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i read slashdot, nice title: E-mails worse than marijuana for IQ, 4 loss for marijuana, 10 for e-mail.
    then i open my paper, what do i read??? SMS worse than cannabis for Iq, 4points loss for cannabis, 10 because of SMS...

    since the figures are exactly the same, it's probably from the same source, anyone got a clue where these stories originated from?

  162. sad truth by u-238 · · Score: 1

    While in 9th grade, high school, 1999, I had completed with a 3.89 GPA. This was also the beginning of my experience with computers, and subsequently, the internet.

    By 10th grade I had gotten my own high-end pre built system, with gaming, IMing and all the other typical teenaged internet tasks at mind. My cum. GPA at the end of that year was a solid 3.5 including some honors classes.

    At 11th, I had built my own rig and gotten cable internet - heightening the many brain atrophying tasks available to me. I engaged in them incessantly, at the expense of my health, hygene, social life, and grades. I had barely managed to keep a B average that year, lowering my cum. GPA to about 3.2.

    By senior year I almost totally isolated myself from the real world. Social outings were rare and dispursed. My interest in school and life in general asymptotically decreased. I refused to engage in school related or other extracirricular activities - I avoided getting a senior picture taken, didn't order a year book, and didn't even go to the graduation ceremony; I had it sent to me in the mail. Cum. GPA at the end of this year, 3.01.

    After graduation in 2003, despite modertly above average grades and SAT scores, I could only muster the motivation to bother completing one college application, to which I was accepted. I quickly realized I didn't want to go after visiting an orientation.

    I now sit in my parents basement, to turn 20 years old in a month's time, taking basic community college courses with hopes of transfering to a 4 year university - and am still plagued with the dissinterested lack of motivation and anxiety to face reality that put me here in the first place.

    What a pathetic faggot. I would recommend you don't let this happen to you or yours, especially if, like myself, they have any kind of antisocial proclivities.

  163. Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'll place you in the control group

  164. Got a mod point for this parent? (NT) by wirefarm · · Score: 1

    Got a mod point for this parent? (NT)

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  165. Sex Lowers IQs -- ??? by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    Well, if that's true, then Slashdot might be a haven of some of the most intelligent people on Earth!

    Wait a minute...... :)

  166. Coporal punishment. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Margerine IS better for you, my peptic ulcer IS triggered by stress and WTF is an optimal kid?

    I have 2 adult children (20 & 25) who are more than good friends. Yes I occasionally smacked them on the arse when they were little but somehow I managed not to beat them to a pulp. Corporal punishment (as in schools) can not adequately be controlled and from my first hand experience is normally an excuse for slow witted adults to miss-treat other peoples kids so as to make themselves feel powerfull. During my fisrt year at HS I saw the head master knock several teeth out of one kid with his fist, I also had a 3' blackboard ruler busted on my arse more than once. It was also common to get the "cane" (ie: A flexible piece of bamboo about 2-3' foot long brought into contact with your arse or hand with the full force of an adult). Kids did not respect these "adults" they were affraid of them. There have been two generations since I was at school and for the most part kids have still been turning into responsible adults somewhere between 16 and 26.

    "Do I have a kid? Hell no, I realize what's involved" - Young men think old men are fools, old men know young men are fools.

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    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    1. Re:Coporal punishment. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1
      Margerine IS better for you, my peptic ulcer IS triggered by stress and WTF is an optimal kid?

      1) Margarine has a higher concentration of LDL cholesterol than butter. (Am I the only person who knows this???)
      2) Most ulcers are caused by bacteria. The cure is antibiotics.
      3) WTF is an optimal kid? For me, a relatively well behaved, rational child that knows right & wrong, and capable of self-education. Suboptimal would be have disciplinary problems, crime or drug habit, and non-constructive behaviors (like sitting in front of a computer game for hours every day.)

      Yes I occasionally smacked them on the arse when they were little but somehow I managed not to beat them to a pulp.

      I wouldn't be a fan of butt whipping. I don't think you can inflict enough real pain to get that deterrent effect. My dad used to slap me in the face. Don't need much force, stings like hell, and most important, immediately gets the kid's attention in an unpleasant way.

      If you have to worry about beating them to a pulp, then that's a problem. Punishment shouldn't be conducted in a fit of anger. Punishment should be conducted in a very measured manner, to either get a pain/fear association to a bad activity, or to break down resistance behaviors. If the kid is constantly looking for negative reinforcement, it means you not giving them enough constructive attention.

      I'm not a fan of non-parental corporal punishment. But I think its the parent's obligation to provide that punishment if the school contacts them for being a serious infractions. I think school's problem enforcing discipline today are the parents.

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      There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and AT&T and DuPont, Dow, General Electric, and Exxon
    2. Re:Coporal punishment. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Thomas Edison was deaf in one ear because a train condutor "slapped" him when he was nine years old. It is not "pain" that gets thier attention it's emotional shock, pain is only really usefull in the you-pinch-me-I-pinch-you situation. With small kids simply pick-em-up and put them wherever you see fit, they will display thier shock with loud wails, with older kids (7-17) it's takes alot more ingenuity (pulling the plug is a shocking attention grabber for a game addict and goes straight to the heart of the problem).

      Agreed: Teachers should report fairly, parents should act responsibly. Only once did I think one of my kids was treated unfairly, the teacher involved appologised to my kid when I complained to the head-master about his pathetic teaching skills. What's more the head master gave me a ring two-months later to see if I the matter had been solved to my satisfaction (to the teachers credit it had). I went to HS 30 years ago and think (in Australia) that pulic schools are now much better places but kids still basically behave the same as they did in the seventies (before that conscription gave teens a different perspective).

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  167. Re:The Solution by hazah · · Score: 1
    I smoke more than anyone.
    HA hA ha Ha hahahahaa!

    Now I'm not a betting man, but... I'll take you up on that.

  168. Re:The Solution by hazah · · Score: 1
    For one thing, there is no control loss. You may feel like you're loosing control when you first have it, but after a while, it's really not effecting the control aspect of things.

    It relaxes you and puts you in a generally light mood. You find yourself thinking intensly on one subject or another (though you can't necesarily explain yourself because the thought is so intense there is no room to think of words). It's great for restless nights.

    The best way I can think of it is it's like a soothing hum somewhere at the back of your head.

  169. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I found a finger in my e-mail!

  170. Slashdotters, email, ooh shiny and terminals by theolein · · Score: 1

    Firstly, I am happy that I see some people here reflecting critically on the problem. In fact, accepting that there is a problem at all. I expected to mainly see a mass slashdot deinal that there could be a problem with computers and learning.

    I do wonder though, if the problem is really related to email at all. I personally suspect that the problem might instead be more systemic, in that a combination of shiny graphics, graphical games, the spell checker mentaility and a lack of social interaction aren't the problem.

    In other words, would the same problem be prevalent in people who spend most of their time in a command line environment of vi, emacs, bash, mutt, lynx etc?

    While I'm pretty sure that a lack of social interaction can make a social idiot of anyone, I have an idea that the world of computer graphics and easy user interaction can make people both lazy and more enveloped in their computer worlds.

    A prime example in gaming is the classical hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy text game back in the dos days compared with the mindless fps games of today which have almost no intelligent thought behind the actual gameplay.

    All that said, I'm pleased that people are finally starting to take notice of this. It's about time that the unquestionability of computers was questioned. I suspect though, that every major player in the computer world, including IBM, Microsoft, Apple, Intel and others, would try their best to get this pushed under the carpet.

  171. I guess it really is true that... by Iron+Fusion · · Score: 1
  172. From the computers and kids article by Iron+Fusion · · Score: 1

    "Many of today's debaters prefer "Fisking" - line-by-line rebuttals where facts are dropped like radar chaff - to rational debate or building a coherent argument." I don't know if I agree with this - if modern internet debate means that rhetoric and speechifying is increasingly being replaced with checkable facts, then I don't see that as a bad thing, even if it's less entertaining.

  173. problem-solving deficit disorder by rannala · · Score: 1

    As predicted here...

  174. If you lie... by microbox · · Score: 1

    Kids are so smart, be genuine... eventually they'll understand. Lies aren't necessary.

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    Like all pain, suffering is a signal that something isn't right
  175. Depends how you use the computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you alwayse use a GUI, then your IQ probably will fall because stop thinking about how to actually do things.

    However, if you work at a lower level, such as the CLI, or a programming language, your IQ will increase, because you are constntly finding new ways to do thinds.

  176. Well gosh darn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...those kids sitting in front of that box reading about the mumbo-jumbo theory of evolution, while whey should be reading about the creation.

    Outlaw it, they should.

  177. Why the IQ lowers by Veteran · · Score: 1

    If we translate the original study into physical terms the stupidity involved becomes obvious.

    Suppose that you can pick up 400 lbs. If you pick up 200 lbs, you can now only pick up an additional 200 lbs.

    If I now held this up as proof that weight lifting makes you weaker, everyone would quite properly say that I was an idiot for doing so.

    That is exactly what this research has done; you only have so much mental capacity, if you use some of it to read an email, the remaining capacity is less than your maximum.

    Evidently the original researcher read so many emails that his IQ (which is a measure of intellectual strength) was reduced to the level of a chimp.

  178. that's just alarming! by aLEczapKA · · Score: 0

    So if I smoke grass and use email I have like 15% IQ lost? Damn it's time to do something against it... I'm gonna stop using email from now on!

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    -- S. Lem
  179. Re:The Solution by conteXXt · · Score: 1

    There are so many.

    I would wager that for many /.ers it helps with their ADD or ADHD.

    Not to mention being able to sleep on command is nice too. like when you have an early day tomorrow but your mind won't shutdown tonight. A little cannabis will let you get to bed early if you so desire.

    oh and it makes TV bearable, movies watchable and music incredible.

    Plus it's helps you see in the dark in your Mom's basement while playing everquest.

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    The truth about Led Zep should never be told on /. (Karma suicide ensues)
  180. I'm sick of this bullshit by agraupe · · Score: 1

    I have World of Warcraft installed, and I play it like a fiend (i.e. most of the time I'm at home, and it is the one thing I will wake up early for). Despite this, I'm getting a +90% average in Grade 10 (well, I take physics (96%) at the 20 level, same for math (98%)), and I'm training to be a pilot, in which I'm about to go solo. If your kid is stupid, it means your kid is stupid, not that he/she is playing too many computer games. Stop trying to come up with excuses to make yourself feel better. Teach your kid how to handle multiple activities at once. I am handling World of Warcraft, High School, Freeciv 2, and pilot training, and manage to do well in all four. It's not so hard...

    1. Re:I'm sick of this bullshit by raind · · Score: 1

      Wow that's really impressive, remind me not to fly on your aircraft! PS: go outside sometime...Peace

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  181. In other news by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 1

    Tests of email using chimps reveal markedly higher intelligence when compared to their colleagues who favor termite sticks, howling, and ball scratching.

    Marijuana smoking chimps show no decrease in intelligence, in some cases increased skill in opening refrigerators, and a distinct preference for porn over favor demanding live females.

  182. Why all my emails say - Hey Duuudee! by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    Well that explains everything. My overuse of the phrase 'Hey Dude,' and my cravings for junk food while typing those mind altering emails. I think I'm even starting to look like Spicoli. Dudes.

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    Enjoy your Karma, after all you earned it. Feel your Karma Joe, feel it burn.
  183. Says more about... by svara · · Score: 1

    Such results give more insight about the validity of such studies than about anything related to either marijuana or email. Absurd.

  184. Paperless future? by ShineyMcShine · · Score: 1

    I have saved tons of paper using email. Also, since I lost one of my lungs, I've cut my smoking in half. As far as video games go, I don't touch them. I also stay away from the TV. I suspect my intelligience is up since losing the TV. As a kid I smoked instead of doing my schoolwork. My intelligience did not go down, just my grades. In conclusion, smoke 'em up, stay away from TV, do your homework and don't use your email to roll with.

  185. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's compare obsessive-compulsive behavior with a negative recreational activity. There is no surprise here: high levels of self-imposed, long-term stress are bad for the mind. Comparing this with the gains of, say, learning to take a short walk or do some simple exercises in place of a couple of mail checks would have a better impact.

    Unless your real goal was to find an OK to use marijuana ;)

  186. IM and Blogging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IM and blogging, that surely takes 95 points off together.

  187. Let's make more kids retarded by Zareste · · Score: 1

    problem-solving deficit disorder

    Wow, a new excuse to drug kids has sprung. I wonder how much they're making on PDD pills? Do they have any drug-induced suicides under their belt yet?

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  188. Bridge failure... by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 1

    Back when RTL was the hot new thing, buds and I were distracted to the detriment of our formal studies by bridge. Yep, the evils of CARDS. Protect your children from them at all cost lest the develop into gamblers and drunkards.

  189. Aha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That explains there are so many Nobel prize winners are Amish!!!!

  190. your perspective is borked by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    Stupid people, more often than not, don't know they're stupid. Normally there's a group of people (either peer group or parents or some amalgam) that aren't going to drop expectations because "they're stupid". More likely is that they'll be disappointed by the failures regardless of the perceived intelligence.

    WRT your feelings of inadequacy and failure - you get to determine those feelings. You're allowed to reject someone's expectations of your life. In fact, you must reject other people's expectations at times simply to remain sane and happy. Those who attempt to please everyone, please no one.

    That said, you do need to look inward for the reasons of your feelings of fear and inadequacy. Is it because you are lazy and are failing at those things which are important to you? That's a damn good reason for your brain to hate you, and you're going to be miserable as long as you allow that situation to continue.

    But that's not the fault of you being smart. That's the fault of you not being complacent, which is ultimately a good thing.

    Finally - if you're doing what you want to do, and your life is happy because of it, then why the fuck should you let parents or those you've passed by in life bring you down because of your decisions? Fuck them with a big rubber dick. They don't live with the decisions, you do. If you're unhappy about your decisions, then change those decisions and do something about it. If it's just a concern to please others, then tell them to fuck off and live their own failed lives.

    Finally, regarding your friends you have little in common with - that's not a function of stupidity or intelligence or laziness either. That's just the simple fact that not all roads lead to the same place in this grand experiment of the mice. You're not going to be close to the same people forever.

    As an anecdote, a very close friend of mine from Jr High and High School died about a year ago. When I attended the funeral, there was a part of me that was crushed with guilt. I'd talked to the guy once in the last 5 years (6 months before he died). I'd failed to attend his wedding or even attempt to keep up.
    The brutal, simple truth of all of it was that he and I had walked completely different paths in life and had little in common to keep us together or in touch. And that, sadly, is a part of life. It's not my favorite part, but the bare fact is that people grow in different ways and those things you took for granted as a child (BFF!) sometimes don't apply in the adult world we make for ourselves. Being stupid or smart doesn't change that.

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  191. a neat elaboration by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    Comes from the fiction work, "Devil On My Back".

    I read it as a young adult so it's probably a little young for you, but it was an interesting vision of the world for the future.

    The essence of it was that the upper caste of society wore these devices that accessed a mega-computer that did most anything for them. Any knowledge needed they would access from the computer, as well as any rudimentary math functions, etc.
    One of the side effects was a complete lack of short term memory, for the computer did all of it for the upper caste.

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  192. Everyone Emails, Not Everyone Smokes by SlothB77 · · Score: 0

    Everyone uses email, so even if you lose 10 points or whatnot, wouldn't that be uniform with everyone except maybe a grandmother scared of computers. Not everyone smokes marijuana. (well maybe at Slashdot...) I don't. If I had to choose between the two - I'd take email. In the choice between video games or tv - video games are interactive, tv is passive. Gotta prefer video games.

    1. Re:Everyone Emails, Not Everyone Smokes by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 1

      On one hand, I see that you have made a good point. On the other, I bet you are not a parent.

    2. Re:Everyone Emails, Not Everyone Smokes by SlothB77 · · Score: 0

      Video games ask for more cognitive ability out of the player than the Simpsons; but a parent would rather their kid watched the history or discovery channel than play Grand Theft Auto. I see that caveat.

  193. Mod Parent Up Please. by Adambomb · · Score: 1

    This is my biggest complaint against people who claim that one has to have everything they need to know comitted to memory to be useful, when it would be so much MORE useful to spend some of that time and effort into learning how to apply knowledge and FIND information.

    I mean, do you honestly think the internet and the huge changes to the way information is store and communicated is a fad? Do you think this process is going to stop or slow down?

    Barring armageddon, I shouldnt think so.

    So, rather than re-iterate over the parents reasons, I shall leave it that. Most of you know where i'm going with this anyways.

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    Ice Cream has no bones.
  194. What? I think you've got it backwards. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're saying that overly permissive parenting leads to lowered self-esteem? You lost me, there. If, as a sibling post to this one said, what you mean by permissive parenting is submissive parenting, avoiding confrontations with the kids, it seems like you'd end up with spoiled children, with inflated self-esteem, too damn full of their own egos.

    People with low self-esteem aren't a threat or a problem to anyone but themselves. It's people with inflated self-esteem that are the problem.

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  195. Didn't happen to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Arrgh! I forgot my password!

    I'm solafide.I just won $15,000 for my exceptional word knowledge. I am Billy Dorminy, and you can see that he got 2nd at http://www.rd.com/nwpc/news.jhtml. My email didn't make me lose any brainpower.

    Billy

  196. Re:The Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As simple as it gets: Hemp oil could be used to make gasoline.

    I'm sure there are better ways to make vegetable oil. The industry that would fight legalization the hardest is the alcohol industry. They are major funders of anti-drug campaigns.

  197. legalize it! we're no criminals! by startxxx · · Score: 0

    legalize it! we're no criminals!

  198. Re:The Solution by bbc · · Score: 1

    "As simple as it gets: Hemp oil could be used to make gasoline."

    Get this dude: you can grow hemp without THC. I don't even think hemp is outlawed in the US.

    Nobody really knows why marihuana is outlawed in so many jurisdictions. My guess is that somehow it got a bad rep, and that was it.

    Two explanations I have seen for the USA that somehow made sense:

    1. Marihuana was banned for racist motives, and
    2. Marihuana was banned because hemp provided a cheap alternative to wood pulp for producing paper.

    (The latter would explain why it was outlawed originally, not why it stays outlawed.)

  199. King's College Survey by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

    The survey didn't mention how subjects were selected, what if some of them are also drug users? And I think people are more willing to reveal their email addiction than their drug adddiction.

    Studies also show that being a "researcher" at King's college makes you unable to construct a proper control group, or to understand the distinction between correlation and causality.

  200. Re:The Solution by Hatta · · Score: 1

    As simple as it gets: Hemp oil could be used to make gasoline.

    Soybean oil could also be used, and an acre of soy produces more than an acre of hemp. Why aren't soybeans illegal? No the real reason pot won't be made illegal is that the war on drugs is too politically valuable.

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  201. Of course,technology is evil! by C0d1ngM0nk3y · · Score: 0


    I've been hearing the same story in one form or another since I was a kid. You might as well say 'football makes you dumb' - it makes about as much sense.

    In every generation of parents, there's allways some new technology to demonise. When are people going to realise that a tool is a tool - it's not inherantly evil, harmfull or good either - it's what's done with it that matters? Parents should stop blaming technology for their kid's bad behaviour and poor grades and start looking at what they're doing wrong as parents.

    As I kid, I spent hours and hours messing around with computers, watching TV and playing games but I got a degree and a well paid job!

  202. is it really a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never liked studies or stats that draw such narrow conclusions. For comparison tests should be added to see how focused someone is at work or school when there is a monkey in the room, or even when they have a cold, or when the heater is turned up too high.

    Why do we still look at IQ anyway...
    Why are "literacy and numeracy" used as qualifications of intelligence? - or How can you call someone who is week in those areas dumb?

    And is being dumb all that bad?

  203. GUI mail clients vs. CLI mail clients. Help? by argent · · Score: 1

    I've only recently started using GUI mail clients, instead of command line ones that you go into, check your mail, then log out... and once you're out you're out. When I run any command in the shell, it checks for mail, so when I'm in the editor working on a program I don't get any mail alerts until I'm back at the command line and that's usually an OK place for a context switch.

    I've noticed that the GUI app that's always running is MUCH more intrusive. I've turned off the "new mail" sound but still the count of messages in the icon is a distraction. It annoys me, so I feel like I have to go check it. I want to turn it off, but there's no equivalent of "now you're back in the shell, you have new mail, eh" then.

    Any ideas?

    1. Re:GUI mail clients vs. CLI mail clients. Help? by jasonjacks0n · · Score: 1
      I've noticed that the GUI app that's always running is MUCH more intrusive. I've turned off the "new mail" sound but still the count of messages in the icon is a distraction. It annoys me, so I feel like I have to go check it. I want to turn it off, but there's no equivalent of "now you're back in the shell, you have new mail, eh" then. Any ideas?

      Just ignore it. =)

      I'm not being facetious, really. I used to have some similar problems; whenever I got a new email I'd go see what it was immediately, which broke my focus on whatever code I was working on at the time. Eventually I learned not be be "enslaved" by the new-email notification, but it took an actual effort. I had to forcibly restrain myself from un-minimizing my email client for a while, until my brain got into the habit of noting the notification without feeling like it needed to pursue it immediately.

      I'm 30, and my guess is that you are of similar age (and of a particular temperment to still be using the terminal so heavily) .. we weren't as much naturally "trained" by the experience of many inputs competing for our attention as younger kids were -- they seem to manage multiple inputs with much less effort or loss of efficiency (although if this study can be trusted, still with some lossage). People older than I am seem to have even more problems with multitasking attention.

      But so my point is this: while it may not be as natural for some of us, we can learn to filter inputs competing for our attention -- it just may take a little effort.

      (You could also close out your email client except when you wish to deal with email, or if you're running like xbiff, stop, but IMHO it's more valuable in the long run to train yourself to direct your attention where *you* choose, not wherever the most noise or flash is ..)

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    2. Re:GUI mail clients vs. CLI mail clients. Help? by argent · · Score: 1

      It's notthe new email showing up, it's the ongoing increae in the mail counter... after it gets to double digits it really annoys me.

      It's not as bad as people calling me on the damned telephone instead of sending me email though.

  204. Total rubbish! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been using e-mail since '98 and it hasn't had the slightest

    Erm

    Hey! Look at that dog!

  205. TFA by Mr.+KFM · · Score: 0

    A study of 100,000 pupils in 31 countries around the world has concluded that using computers makes kids dumb.

    Studies show that RTFA makes you dumb.

    You know, since I've had a computer for years now and I'm graduating with honors and going to a University and getting a degree in Computer Science.

    Much like the basketball team, going to a University to get a degree in.. Basketball Science?

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  206. Kneejerk Reaction by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    You know, this sort of kneejerk reaction has always bothered me intensely.

    Scientist: Doing X convenient/fun thing causes Y health/mental problem.
    Kneejerk: I don't want to change myself, so that's just a stupid lie!

    You see this sort of reaction every time someone points out that what you're doing now is bad for you and others. You see it in everything from eating saturated fats to smoking to arsenic in the water to mercury in the air to global warming to too much TV, too much internet, and too much gaming. "Wah, wah! This is fun/cheaper. Why should I have to stop?"

    People are willfully blind to the truth whenever it's inconvenient to them.

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    1. Re:Kneejerk Reaction by brxndxn · · Score: 1

      You're failing to note that the kneejerk reaction is actually more of a kneejerk tendency to be indifferent. It's more like this:

      Scientist: Drinking Pepsi gives you cancer.
      Kneejerk: Mmm.. Pepsi.

      I mean think about it.. the article is saying reading email makes you dumb. So, we're supposed to all quit reading email? I mean.. how stupidly ridiculous is that?

      In reality, the article is kneejerk itself. And, the reaction you're calling 'kneejerk' is really just something any reasonable person would do.

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    2. Re:Kneejerk Reaction by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      No one suggested that people stop reading email in the article. What the article said was that people who get highly distracted by email -- peope who must answer every message NOW -- are not operating at peak efficiency thanks to task switching. The difference was enought to affect IQ. Previous studies have shown that too much context switching affects overall performance.

      What the article in fact called for was for people to be more measured in their use of email instead of to drop it completely. I believe the statement was, "Companies should encourage a more balanced and appropriate way of working." Of course, you'd know that if you had read the article. Instead, you made a series of mocking statements and outright dismissed their argument without even reading it.

      Hence, "kneejerk."

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    3. Re:Kneejerk Reaction by brxndxn · · Score: 1

      You're fat!!!

      (admits lost argument)

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  207. Evergreen State!! by s-orbital · · Score: 1

    from the as-an-evergreen-state-graduate-i'm-unqualified-to- comment dept.

    Hey! My dad is an evergreen state graduate... I'm going to tell my daddy you're making fun of him.

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  208. Quick! by RoboProg · · Score: 1

    Won't somebody please email me a Twinkie, before I do something desparate!!!!

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  209. Re:The Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's even worse is the pro-marijuana studies that have to rename themselves to sound like anti-marijuana studies to get funding.

  210. Example of a "Spoilt brat". by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    To summarise your post: They confiscated your stuff, and...???...now your in your "mid-thirties" and you are still sulking, not speaking to them, loose my phone number type of stuff. - Did I miss something?

    From that little insight into you phyche, I have to infer that you are either a "spoilt brat" that never grew up or maybe you are slightly autistic, (I'm also guessing that you are not a parent). It's very likely your parents loved you and wanted you to experience something they thought you were missing. You may be somewhat "gifted" with a "mathematical" mind and your parents sound like they had little formal education so there is a "culture clash". However they sound like they were doing what they thought would make you into a "better" person.

    "Their reasons were often superfluous" - Frustration can make a parent with a Phd. sound like the village idiot. I cannot remeber the number of times I used the following reasoning with my kids: "Because I said so, now shut-up and do it!".

    The worst part about your post is that I know people around your age who ran away from extremly violent and/or insestious parent(s) (normally around puberty) and still have the humanity to put thier faith in other peoples good intentions. The attitude displayed in your post is the opposite, it's an example of why parents should not "molly-coddle" thier kids or allow them to become completely insular in thier own (as yet immature) intellectual world.

    Disclaimer: I can think of a lot more people who's lives were wrecked by thier parents violence or who simply carried on the family tradition and had thier kids forced in and out of foster holmes.

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    1. Re:Example of a "Spoilt brat". by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Geeze I hate when people take a summary and blow it up into something they can pick at, with pieces they've spun out of nothing. Maybe I should have mentioned the random beatings for no reason other than being in the way. Maybe I should have mentioned that I had my life directly threatened on several occasions and was too scared to ask anyone for help. Maybe I should have mentioned that their entire parenting method involved as little personal involvement on their part as possible, and that they thought that kids were something you had so you could get away with slavery. No difference, you would probably have still blown that into something else to make a straw man out of. I've been directly involved in the development of a child for several years now, and that's working out great but I don't suppose that matters either.

      Fuck off.

    2. Re:Example of a "Spoilt brat". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Maybe I should have mentioned the random beatings...
      Maybe I should have mentioned that I had my life directly threatened...
      Maybe I should have mentioned that their entire parenting method involved...

      Well, yeah, maybe you should have.

      "The More You/(we) Know[tm]......"

    3. Re:Example of a "Spoilt brat". by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      As I made very clear, I was summarising your post. Maybe if you had said more than "they confiscated my stuff", maybe you would not have recieved the negative reaction that your troll was fishing for.

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    4. Re:Example of a "Spoilt brat". by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Dude, I don't really have time to write my life story just so you don't jump the gun. You could try taking what I say at face value rather than trying to fill in perceived blanks with material that is simply not there. And if you think my post was a troll, well I don't know what to say to that, as your ability to create bullshit out of thin air has taken my breath away.

    5. Re:Example of a "Spoilt brat". by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "You could try taking what I say at face value" - I did, the face value of your original post is that of a spoilt brat. Either your post was a troll/flamebait by deliberately blaming a trivial issue or it is not a trivial issue and hence the "spoilt brat" tag. The "phyco-babble" option of course is that you are so fucked-up you seek attention by fishing for negative reactions to reinforce your parinoid world view.

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    6. Re:Example of a "Spoilt brat". by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      You need to examine what you just said and compare it against your previous posts. I'm not feeding you anymore, troll.

  211. Me too. by crimson30 · · Score: 1

    That's a flawed analogy.

    I don't not think it isn't not unacceptable.

  212. Really screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm really screwed as I tend to get stoned while reading my email.

  213. Breakthrough Discovery! by NFJ25 · · Score: 1

    Breakthrough Discovery: Fatigue makes people less intelligent!

  214. you're dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah, maybe they can repeat immediately after you say it... but how many talk like that without prompting? can I say that your just a mindless idiot because you can talk? after all you're just copying whoever else you heard talking. duh!

  215. Whatever... by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

    I see zombies everywhere. Turned stupid by gaining world views from "News for ratings". Masses marginalized by greed, propaganda and PR blitzes ensuring the proper level of fear and want of consumption.

    This "study" is a farce and means nearly nothing. Some of the smartest people I know smoke weed like others drink, responsibly. This "study" says nothing of what they aren't paying attention to and that's tragic, because the odds are, it's probably a good thing...

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  216. Most of the posts in this thread should start w/.. by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

    "IANAP, but..."

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  217. Internet's bad, but so are books by burdalane · · Score: 1
    In elementary and middle school I spent a lot of time playing Wing Commander, but I doubt it had a negative effect on my intelligence because I managed to balance my playing time with schoolwork by not going out with friends. In high school I spent more time browsing through books than playing games. I could have been less stressed out and possibly smarter if I had done my homework efficiently instead of flipping through encyclopedias or looking ahead in textbooks. I didn't need Google to overload my brain with unnecessary information that I soon forgot anyway.

    In college overusing the Internet probably lowered my intelligence a bit. I don't know what my IQ would have been before, but somehow I lost much of my ability to do arithmetic, while my verbal ability stayed about the same and my spatial skills remained as bad as ever.

    The Register article claims that email has worsened social relations. I don't know anyone who rushes off to check their email in the middle of a conversation. Maybe that's because my social circle is so limited that there's no point checking my email frequently.

  218. Re:The Solution by cpghost · · Score: 1

    Make email illegal (then there will be no more spam!)

    spam will be the ONLY remaining smtp traffic, since it doesn't care about being legal or not!

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  219. ok, now they've confirmed it's an addiction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's the antidote?

  220. Just say it, you wuss by lxw56 · · Score: 1

    "spank him"

  221. this is a 5 year old? by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    Okay, question number 1: Why are you acting like he's bigger than you? Does he have a key to your gun cabinet or something?
    2: Why is this kid not playing outside? Ignore the parent poster, 3 hours a day of ANYTHING for a 5 year old is just wrong. Get him a dog and a stick.

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  222. I think YOU've got it backwards. by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    It's backwards because psychology often works in weird ways. But yeah, lowered. As Captain Kirk said, we need challenges to strengthen us or we weaken and die. This means being told no. If somebody gets whatever they want the second they demand it, yeah, they end up spoiled but their self esteem is only inflated on the outside; inside they're afraid people won't like them. The bluster just is a coverup.
    And as far as low self-esteem people not being a threat to anyone, that's ludicrous. Gangbangers that KNOW they're nothing but a piece of shit won't take flack from anybody because they know they suck but must bluster to make up for it, and kill people to prove they were right. Another example: Jeffrey Dahmer. Gay guy, driven nuts by his fundy parents' attitude about homosexuality. Do you think he had inflated self-esteem or low?

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  223. Re:The Solution by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

    Say what you will, but I have been an occasional user. Do you know why it's never been a regular habit? Because I know people that have been regular users. I have seen how they're effected long-term. I don't need a study to tell me that habitual marijuana use leads to impaired intellect.

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  224. Re:The Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading your message I'm convinced. Your careful analysis of your associates should be enough to convince anyone. --- Oh, wait a second. I know a lot of people that smoke pot regularly, and many of them are far more intelligent then the norm. Many of them live relatively normal lives, work challenging engineering jobs, read, philosophize, etc. They seem more capable than the norm. How does this factor in?

    Also, what about all the many very intelligent people that smoked marijuana regularly. What about the genius scientists, writers, musicians, and artists. If what you are saying is right they could have had a notable amount of more potential if only they didn't smoke marijuana?

    Or maybe there could be something else going on? Maybe intelligence can't be represented by a single number. Maybe it can only be measured in relation to certain things in specific areas. Maybe while drugs have an effect on the user that may (at least for the duration of it's influence) cause the user to score lower in one section other benefits may occur that cause other sections to go higher. Maybe the release of tension through the relaxation felt by users of marijuana also plays a role and helps people out. Maybe people's increased ability to visualize (through any sensation, not just vision) plays a role.

    There is a lot going on there. If you insist on over simplifying and drawing conclusions you'll very likely be drawing uninformed conclusions.

  225. Re:The Solution by multiplexo · · Score: 1
    Say what you will, but I have been an occasional user.

    Yeah! You fight the man! 4:20 on 4/20 forever!

    Do you know why it's never been a regular habit?

    Cuz everyone thinks you're a narc and won't share with you?

    Cuz you always bogart the joint/pipe/bong?

    Cuz you drool all over the joint and can't keep it lit?

    Because I know people that have been regular users.

    And you're pissed that when they're holding they won't share with you.

    I have seen how they're effected long-term.

    Yeah, it starts by removing their ability to distinguish between "effect" and "affect".

    I don't need a study to tell me that habitual marijuana use leads to impaired intellect.

    And judging from your post I don't need a study to determine that you're a tard, even without marijuana consumption.

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  226. children developing different kind of intelligence by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Traditonal IQ test measure paper-pushing problems. Kids now grow up in a much more interactive, media-rich environment than their parents. I bet they'd womp their parents on a test of had-eye coordination.

  227. different for US vs. UK? by lpq · · Score: 1
    I seem to remember reports for US children where computers add to scholastic achievement (i.e. one, two, three, et al.)

    I know the US is low in quality of schooling, lower than the UK and most of Europe. I wonder if this could be factored in and result in different results for different countries?

    For example, I'm told that when French students graduate their equivalent of high school at 18, they have the American equivalent education of an AA degree that they call a baccalauréat.

    Perhaps in the U.S. due to the already IQ-lowering effects of long hours spent in front of the TV, the computer is a "step-up", but for European schools, long hours in front of the TV have not been the "norm", so adding computers there might be detracting from study & homework hours.

    One of the latter stories on computers helping scholastic performance listed in the first paragraph talked, in particular about how it helped children in low-income families -- again, possibly pulling children into the computer rather than time spent in front of TV or doing other non-scholastic activities.

    The center of this study focused on "problem solving" and ability to focus, though, as measures of Intellectual Function. Email and computer multi-tasking might indeed hurt this type of function.

    It really might depend on what "activity" the computer-spent time is replacing, and how good of schooling the children in the area would have been getting before computers were available.

    In a society or school where children spend It could be the computer, like many technologies before it, has an equalizing effect: having weakening effects on those who were stronger before their arrival but having help affects on those who were weaker before arrival.

    I suppose the ability to randomly check email in the middle of a class might not be the greatest thing...but certainly, having a computer for use to store "facts" might improve "Intelligence" in those schools that required "rote" memorization of facts. I know I feel a bit cut off from part of my "brain", when I am disconnected -- can't just google up an answer or bring up a dictionary or calculator or measurement converter. It's a slow down to manually look things up, most certainly.

    However, facts != intelligence. So schools that focused on problem solving and thinking for one's self, might suffer with the introduction of something (i.e. a computer) that provides easy answers.

    L

  228. How many points do we lose for reading slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuf said.

  229. Re:The Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you know some weak individuals that would easily be affected by something else if not for marijuana. they would be drinkers/etc.

    maybe it is them, not the weed