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Parasites That Can Control Insect Minds

Ant writes to tell us that NewScientist is running an article about an interesting parasite that apparently has the power to 'brainwash' its host. From the article: "The parasitic Nematomorph hairworm (Spinochordodes tellinii) develops inside land-dwelling grasshoppers and crickets until the time comes for the worm to transform into an aquatic adult. Somehow mature hairworms brainwash their hosts into behaving in way they never usually would - causing them to seek out and plunge into water."

335 comments

  1. Yuk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    eeewwwww yuk!

    Maybe that is what is wrong with my head.

    1. Re:Yuk! by aklix · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm just curious, why is the topic image for this a vacuum cleaner!?

    2. Re:Yuk! by Ape_the_Dog · · Score: 1

      Brainwashing. Washing. Cleaning. Vacuum cleaning.

      Am I stating the obvious here?

  2. Parasites Controlling Insects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    This could explain George W. Bush...

    1. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by henni16 · · Score: 4, Funny

      This could explain George W. Bush...
      But it said the host will seek out water, not oil.. ;)

    2. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey! That was my joke, but now thwat I see that you've been modded down, you can have it.

    3. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by henni16 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey! That was my joke, but now thwat I see that you've been modded down, you can have it.

      Yeah, it seems those brain control parasites are more common as one might think.. ;-)

    4. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Bedouin+X · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bush? Nah this sounds more like a woman to me.

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    5. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by utnow · · Score: 1

      ALL INSECTS BOW TO MORVO!

    6. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by mwilli · · Score: 1

      "It will be easier for us when we go to enslave the human race!"

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    7. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Yup, that explains why the democrats tried to run Kerry against him.

      LK

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    8. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by CrowScape · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just imagine those poor Democrats, being constantly outwitted by a mold...

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    9. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you jackasses would use public transportation you wouldn't need so much oil.

      Oh wait, it might inconvienence you if you can't drive your Hummer around.

    10. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Funny

      He did say bush. *whistles innocently*

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    11. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      W. isn't qualified for it. For someone to be brainwashed they must first have a brain.

    12. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Mavric1337 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well this post certinally reaks of intellagence. Not.

    13. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by typical · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I figured that the single good thing about GWB getting office (particularly with Cheney as VP) is that the oil companies would be in heaven and the public would at least have good gas prices. Instead, gas prices have gone to hell in a handbasket. Yes, some of that really cannot be laid at Bush's feet, but dammit, it's still sad.

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    14. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see the insect, but who are the parasites?

    15. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could explain George W. Bush...

      Especially if you had a widespread infection in the US Government.

    16. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome... oh never mind.

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    17. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by darkat · · Score: 0

      In Italy we pay about 6 $ per gallon :-((

    18. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by univgeek · · Score: 1

      Errr., why do you think the oil companies are having it bad now? They're making more profits than ever before. Rising oil prices are good for them.

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    19. Re:Parasites Controlling Insects? by cfuse · · Score: 1
      This could explain George W. Bush...

      Aren't they supposed to bore into brain tissue?

  3. No Link? by DosBubba · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here you go.

    1. Re:No Link? by most_unique_name · · Score: 1

      It's a brief article:

      A parasitic worm that makes the grasshopper it invades jump into water and commit suicide does so by chemically influencing its brain, a study of the insects' proteins reveal. The parasitic Nematomorph hairworm (Spinochordodes tellinii) develops inside land-dwelling grasshoppers and crickets until the time comes for the worm to transform into an aquatic adult. Somehow mature hairworms brainwash their hosts into behaving in way they never usually would - causing them to seek out and plunge into water. Once in the water the mature hairworms - which are three to four times longer that their hosts when extended - emerge and swim away to find a mate, leaving their host dead or dying in the water. David Biron, one of the study team at IRD in Montpellier, France, notes that other parasites can also manipulate their hosts' behaviour: "'Enslaver' fungi make their insect hosts die perched in a position that favours the dispersal of spores by the wind, for example." But the "mechanisms underlying this intriguing parasitic strategy remain poorly understood, generally", he says. Now Biron and his colleagues have shown that the worm brainwashes the grasshopper by producing proteins which directly and indirectly affect the grasshopper's central nervous system. To view a video of the parasite and grasshopper in action, which includes a brief interview, in French, with lead researcher Frederic Thomas, visit the Canal IRD website (clip marked "Juillet 2005"). Selective manipulation "It's a very novel study, because there are very, very few papers on how behaviour actually changes," says Shelley Adamo at Dalhousie University in Halifax, Canada, an expert in insect behavioural physiology who is familiar with Biron's work. "One of the reasons they are interesting is that parasites are often able to get in there and selectively manipulate behaviour," she told New Scientist. She says the eventual hope is that understanding how parasites manipulate their hosts' behaviour - by affecting the nervous and endocrine systems - might further the understanding of how human behaviour-systems link. Biron and colleagues found that the adult worms - those ready to prime their hosts for a watery death - altered the central nervous system function of their hapless hosts by producing certain molecules mimicking the grasshoppers' own proteins. Gravity response And grasshoppers housing the parasitic worm expressed different proteins in their brains than uninfected grasshoppers. Some of these proteins were linked to neurotransmitter activities. Others included those linked to geotactic behaviour - the orientated movement of an organism in response to gravity. The team used an approach called "proteomics" to study the hijacking of the grasshopper's behaviour. This technique analyses all the proteins expressed in a cell or tissue. Biron and colleagues collected and analysed the proteins of grasshoppers (Meconema thalassinum) with and without parasitic hairworms before, during and after the grasshoppers' suicidal plunges into a swimming pool at night-time. "This is a unique approach and a very exciting one," says Adamo. "This is the first time it's been used to address this issue." Journal reference: Proceedings of the Royal Society B (DOI: 10.1098/rspb.2005.3213)

    2. Re:No Link? by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Doesn't the rabies virus sort of do the same thing? By making the animal agressive, it makes it more likely that the host will bite another animal, and the virus will be passed on.

    3. Re:No Link? by Blue+Stone · · Score: 4, Informative
      There's that parasite that's found in cat faeces, that when ingested by a rat, will cause a rat to become reckless and unafraid of cat smells (previously running a mile) so that it will likely be killed, infect the cat responsible and carry on the cycle.
      It also makes humans who ingest it more wreckless and therefore likely to get killed - and provide the opportunity for their infected corpses to be consumed by another potential host.

      The thread worm (?) in Africa - the one that can come out anywhere on the body, not through stools - for example the leg, or eye or wherever - is passed on through drinking parasite infested water. At the time of emergence, it will make its host, just as likely a human as any other animal, attracted to water, and they will wander to the water, immerse themselves in it, the parasite will emerge and infect the water.

      Parasites altering their host's behaviour is not news in and of itself.

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    4. Re:No Link? by JaxWeb · · Score: 1

      Hey the example intrested me, so I gave it a search. It is actually the Guinea Worm, and you're damn right it is horrible. A good article on it is here. I don't think Wikipedia is quite as good on this topic though.

      I get the impression that the reason the person goes to the water is because they want to stop their leg hurting, it dooesn't actually make them attracted to water. I don't know that for sure though because I couldn't find any specific information about the water bit.

      The Thread Worm I think makes people itch their ass (where there are eggs), which puts eggs onto their fingers, which when ingested starts the cycle again. I got that from Wikipedia also.

      Anyway, interesting stuff. Scary stuff too, really horrible.

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    5. Re:No Link? by Cryogenes · · Score: 0


      Parasites altering their host's behaviour is not news in and of itself.

      Indeed not. Why do you think you got to cough when you have a cold? Answer: bacteria which make their host cough have a better chance to be spread around, therefore selection has favored them.

    6. Re:No Link? by Ravadill · · Score: 1

      Except colds are caused by a virus not a bacteria, and coughing is a natural reflex of your body to remove or breakup phlegm which is created in response to the infection.

    7. Re:No Link? by srleffler · · Score: 1

      I recall reading about a parasite that affects rodents, that sounds similar to what you describe. My recollection is that the change in the rodent's behavior was more specific than that: it makes the rodent unafraid of cats, but otherwise no more reckless than usual.

    8. Re:No Link? by allism · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Wikipedia plagiarized the article from the CDC, or the other way around? It looks like the Wiki article was modified more recently...

    9. Re:No Link? by nolife · · Score: 1

      What I get out of this article and your specific comment is:
      Situation normal, adapt, change and only the strong will survive. Basically, the principle concept behind the theory of evolution. This parasite you are refering too only survives and is passed on because of what effects it has on the rat. It is not modifying the rat so it can survive. There were probably 100 million other different types of parasites in the past 1000 years present in cat feces but they all died off because they did not have a reliable method to spread and continue on. This specific adaption or mutation of a previous parasite had what it took for the environment it was present in at the time it mutated to continue on so far. Remove the cats from the equation and this parasite will die as well, of course unless a few mutations can infect dogs or cats.

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    10. Re:No Link? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      There are a few viruses of this type. I think there's another with wolves and deer, where predators 'use' the virus to make prey more vulnerable.

      Predators weed out the sick and the weak. And apparenly they're part of the reason for the sick and the weak too.

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    11. Re:No Link? by Darby · · Score: 1

      It also makes humans who ingest it more wreckless and therefore likely to get killed

      So what you're telling us is that you can get high eating cat poop?!?

      Wait 'til this news hits the streets. Am I going to have to booby trap the litter box?

    12. Re:No Link? by Angostura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The cat parasite in question is toxoplasmosis, and where I am (the UK) about 30% of the population are thought to be infected. Which is presumably excellent news for armed forces recruiters.

    13. Re:No Link? by JaxWeb · · Score: 1

      American government things are public domain aren't they, so it is okay?

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    14. Re:No Link? by allism · · Score: 1

      Does public domain give someone a right to lift something without credit? If I presented Shakespeare's work, word for word, as my own, would it still be plagiarism?

      The wiki article lists the CDC article as a resource, but not as THE SOURCE. Big difference between research and outright lifting. If a student outright copied the wiki article or the CDC factsheet and presented it as their own work, you bet they'd be busted for plagiarism.

    15. Re:No Link? by JaxWeb · · Score: 1

      I think it does give you that right actually. If you modify it a bit then it sort of is your own... I'm not actually that sure about that though and I agree with what you are saying.

      I think a student would get in trouble because the whole point of them doing it is to do it themselves.

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    16. Re:No Link? by unitron · · Score: 1
      "If I presented Shakespeare's work, word for word, as my own, would it still be plagiarism?"

      Not if you did it in animated form. Then it'd be a Disney flick.

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  4. Old Scifi by jimktrains · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Kind of reminds you of the plot of an old Sci-fi movie doens't it?

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    1. Re:Old Scifi by calethix · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kinda reminds me of the plot of Resident Evil 4. :) I'm sure I read some research notes in that game that mentioned something like this as validation of the palagas taking over people's minds.

    2. Re:Old Scifi by raider_red · · Score: 1

      We're talking about at least three episodes of Star Trek here.

      There may be more.

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    3. Re:Old Scifi by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the entire series of Stargate SG-1.

    4. Re:Old Scifi by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Or "Dark Skys"

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    5. Re:Old Scifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Kind of reminds you of the plot of an old Sci-fi movie doens't it?"

      Kirk: "KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!"

  5. Khan!!!! by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fortunately, those parasites are only found on Seti Alpha V.

    1. Re:Khan!!!! by FruFox · · Score: 1

      But you were put on Seti Alpha VI.

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    2. Re:Khan!!!! by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      But you were put on Seti [sic] Alpha VI.

      I'm sorry sir, but the exit is over here. Please make sure to turn in your geek card on the way out. Thank you.

      Khan WAS put on Ceti Alpha V. The Reliant's crew believed they were orbiting Ceti Alpha VI, which had actually exploded six months after Khan was left on V by Kirk.

      Incidentally I always found it odd that hearing the name Ceti Alpha didn't jog Chekov's memory and make him wonder why Ceti Alpha V (as he would have thought it) was missing from this particular system.

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    3. Re:Khan!!!! by kaitou · · Score: 1

      Actualy you need to turn over your geek card =p Chekov wasn't part of the cast on the Enterprise during the Botay Bay episode where they stranded Khan on Ceti Alpha IV. Which is a bit of a continuity issue as Khan recognizes him, but maybe ensign chekov was in some other part of the ship, support personel or something. So he could've seen Khan, but not paid much attention to the planetary system. What I never got is why they thought they were on IV and not V. I mean finding planets should be done by their orbits not just counting them from the star, and the starfleet computers should have had the oribits for all the planets in the Ceti Alpha system.

    4. Re:Khan!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when one planet exploded it, it altered the orbit of the other. Duh!

    5. Re:Khan!!!! by FruFox · · Score: 1

      Dang. I knew I should look it up before I said anything. Honest, I'm a geek! Really! I spend four hours a day playing video games! I love Star Trek and Red Dwarf and Monty Python and... and.... And I just don't seem to have the Geek Eidetic Memory for all things fannish. Sigh! *sobs as he is dragged away by the Geek Police* I always knew this would happen....

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    6. Re:Khan!!!! by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      Actualy you need to turn over your geek card =p

      Hopefully not :)

      I wasn't implying that Chekov was actually on Enterprise when Kirk picked up Khan. It's fairly obvious that he recognizes the name Botany Bay, and he seems to be very familiar with the story behind Khan and Kirk ("Captain Kirk was your host! You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him.") This would lead me to believe that when he heard that the Reliant was going to the Ceti Alpha system, he would have recalled those incidents.

      All that said however, if you look at this and then at this, Chekov was stationed on the Enterprise in 2263 and the Botany Bay was picked up in 2267. But who the heck really knows. Like you said, the ST universe is filled with inconsistencies so it's hard to tell for sure what's really supposed to happen :)

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    7. Re:Khan!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I knew I should look it up before I said anything."

      Maybe a parasite made you do it so it could escape to an environment suitible for spawning.

    8. Re:Khan!!!! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      IIRC the error is that Khan recognized Chekov.

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    9. Re:Khan!!!! by Rosyna · · Score: 1

      These sound exactly like the Goa'uld. I wonder if their eyes glow...

    10. Re:Khan!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFLMAO!!!

    11. Re:Khan!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fortunately, those parasites are only found on Seti Alpha V.


      The strange thing is that I could hear Chekov's accent in my mind when I read that.
    12. Re:Khan!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wondered why the couldn't beam up when Chekov figured out they were in the Botany Bay OR when they saw everyone standing outside in the snowstorm. They could beam up fast.

  6. Link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Freaky. I just hope those critters don't get inside my brain.

    So, you got us a link to this story, or am I gonna have to get off my lazy backside and work to find it?

  7. And the story is submitted by karvind · · Score: 4, Funny
    by Ant :)

    Sorry couldn't help it.

    1. Re:And the story is submitted by Tellarin · · Score: 1

      Man, it's been a while since I laughed so much.
      Heheehhehehehehehheheheheh

      I wish I had some mod points right now.

    2. Re:And the story is submitted by jantheman · · Score: 1

      You mean like one of these?

      (this fluke controls ants, btw)

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  8. KHAAAAAAN! by Kujila · · Score: 1

    Oh those worms from 'The Wrath of Khan' are real? Well then I hope they're on ebay 'cause I need a couple of these buggers...

  9. When asked for comment... by The+Breeze · · Score: 4, Funny

    An "interested observer", was asked to comment on the ramifications of the mind-controlling insects. The observer simply looked at the reporter and said, "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

    1. Re:When asked for comment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did I just open another KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN of worms!

  10. It just makes them really thirsty by darklingchild · · Score: 0

    Duh!

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    1. Re:It just makes them really thirsty by hungrygrue · · Score: 1

      This sounds quite a bit more involved than that, getting the host to actually jump/crawl into the water where it drowns.

  11. interesting.. by dotpavan · · Score: 1
    story and more interesting is the link..

    where is it??

    here is the NGC link

    1. Re: interesting.. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > story and more interesting is the link.. where is it??

      Feh, it was a trick to see if anyone actually reads the stories.

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  12. Are you telling the world that you got branwashed by ZakuSage · · Score: 1

    Actually, it was quite a struggle! Have you ever seen a kung-fu movie? It was just like that!

  13. Behold the evolution of...... by jjh37997 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Behold the evolution of the Goa'uld!

    1. Re:Behold the evolution of...... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      And we keep trying to tell Daniel "Nothing of the host survives!"

      Maybe he will listen when a 3 meter long goa'uld snakes out of his former lovers carcase leaving an empty husk behind (like with these grasshoppers).

      O'Neil: "See, Daniel? *Nothing* of the host survives! Give it up you self-righteous little twerp!"

      Teal'c: "Indeed"

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  14. September 3rd is Khan Day? by WhitetailKitten · · Score: 1

    Apparently it's Khan Day, because I've heard that cry a lot in the comments today.

    But, back to the mind-control worms... we've already got one better. It's called Television.

    1. Re:September 3rd is Khan Day? by Kujila · · Score: 1
    2. Re:September 3rd is Khan Day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Hypno-Toad rules us all

    3. Re:September 3rd is Khan Day? by mikael · · Score: 1

      And in seven days, it will be Khannot Day.

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  15. Great! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    Now we can retire "The dog ate my homework" for something more modern.

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    1. Re:Great! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Now we can retire "The dog ate my homework" for something more modern.

      In Soviet Russia, mind-controlling parasite overlords make you eat your homework !

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  16. Why the article? by most_unique_name · · Score: 1, Insightful

    from TFA: the "mechanisms underlying this intriguing parasitic strategy remain poorly understood, generally", [Biron] says.

    Why is it that scientists are quick to publish results they don't understand? I'd much rather read about this in six months or a year when they have more details and practical uses.

    1. Re:Why the article? by dotpavan · · Score: 1
      heard that oflate scientists are competing to get their name published on Slashdot than Nature or other reputed publications (online or offline)..

      didnt hear abt the men are more intelligent than women article? or the Ozone depletion article?

    2. Re:Why the article? by jimktrains · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sometime the mechinsim is not the important part; just the discovery. What if Newton didn't publish gravity because he didn't understant the mechignism by which it works?

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    3. Re:Why the article? by cnettel · · Score: 1
      Sometimes you do. I would however think that it's better for the common good (which should be a goal of academia, right?) to publish whenever you have something. Of course, the results that you do have should be sound and somewhat checked, but even if your group had the specifical knowledge (or pure luck) to make a discovery doesn't mean that you AND ONLY YOU should be the ones who keep investigating it. By publishing, others can join in, and, importantly, check the results.

      To fully understand the process, which still might be quite a bit from getting any practical uses out of it, in six months, is just naive. It could take years. It could be that those involved keep on trying for a couple of years, find some interesting side track on the way, which they follow, and no one would keep studying this parasite as a result.

      I, for one, welcome our quick-publishing worm-ridden overlords.

    4. Re:Why the article? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      They (or someone else) will publish another paper when they discover more details. It's common in research, and just as well, because the idea is infinitely more valuable than the implementation most of the time.

    5. Re:Why the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because if they don't, some hacker will break into their system and 'reveal' what the scientists wanted 'keep secret' ?

      See the "Tenth planet" story...

    6. Re:Why the article? by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      Why is it that scientists are quick to publish results they don't understand?

      So other scientists in the field are made aware of the discovery, and can begin searching for the solution. What if you were a scientist--and I can tell by your post that you're not--and you discovered a new phenomenon that you didn't understand? If you never published because you couldn't figure it out, then it might remain a mystery. If you publish your discovery sans explanation, someone else might figure it out. Plus, you get to claim "First Post!" rights. What if Penzias and Wilson had never published about that strange noise picked up by their antenna which turned out to be the cosmic microwave background radiation because they didn't know what it was?

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    7. Re:Why the article? by scaryfish · · Score: 1

      Simple. Because if they don't, someone else will publish first.

    8. Re:Why the article? by tacarat · · Score: 1

      Well, it's that or hope nobody else goes public with their initial findings and takes funds that you could have used to further your research and career. The only other reason to at least not give a peek on your research is that you work for a world domination bent secret society that will kill you if you reveal their secrets. Lizardmen, anyone?

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    9. Re:Why the article? by poopdeville · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Newton didn't discover gravity. You might be surprised to know that people weren't floating around the planet before 1600. Really, it's true. Newton discovered a simple mathematical model that describes the workings of gravity (i.e., the mechanism by which it works).

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    10. Re:Why the article? by MutantHamster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh my gosh, you're right! We'd all start floating upwards!

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    11. Re:Why the article? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Why is it that scientists are quick to publish results they don't understand?

      It has to do with the prestige of being published.

      > I'd much rather read about this in six months or a year when they have
      > more details and practical uses.

      The thing in question has to do with brain function -- of simple organisms, granted, but brain function nonetheless. They're not going to fully understand it in six months to a year, much less have practical uses. The field of study is over fifty years old and we know, to a first approximation, nothing. Just the fact that this is *possible* is significant, because it has implications that would potentially allow some flawed models of brain function to be discarded.

      But if you're looking for a technical reference guide that explains how and why brains work the way they do at a level that is adequately detailed for developing an understanding of exactly how it is that mind control can work, you're going to have to wait more than six months to a year, I think. You might as well ask Charles Babbage for production-ready Network Attached Storage.

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    12. Re:Why the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sometime the mechinsim is ... the mechignism by which it works?

      Sometimes the important part is just being able to spell!

    13. Re:Why the article? by nyri · · Score: 1

      Sometime the mechinsim is not the important part; just the discovery.

      Couldn't agree more.

      What if Newton didn't publish gravity

      It wouldn't matter. The theory would be invented later by someone else. My example will be... gravity:

      In fact Newton didn't publish his findings for some 14 years. It was Leibniz who published the Theory of Gravity first. More over his methodotology was far superior to Newtons and gave us an invention which importance exceed even the importance of Theory of Gravity: The Calculus.

    14. Re:Why the article? by khallow · · Score: 1
      Why is it that scientists are quick to publish results they don't understand? I'd much rather read about this in six months or a year when they have more details and practical uses.

      Why shouldn't they be? If we just published the things we knew about, then we wouldn't get anywhere.

    15. Re:Why the article? by jimktrains · · Score: 1

      Someone else wouldn't have published it because tehy wouldn't have understood teh mechanics of it (or at least not for a long time). There were some and still are very useful problems dealing w/ Newtonia physics eventhough it doens't explain how they work

      I know Newton didn't "discover" gravity; just the formula for it

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    16. Re:Why the article? by Servants · · Score: 1

      I think the parent poster was implying a distinction between description and mechanism, although he didn't put it very clearly. Newton's equations describe the workings of gravity, but they're independent of what one might call mechanism; he did not discover whether the motion of bodies toward one another is due to curvature in the universe, or inverted ethereal rubber bands connecting all mass, or what. Mendel did something similar, formulating a rather precise description of how inheritance worked before the concept of a gene even existed.

    17. Re:Why the article? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. See, the problem with the distinction you make is that we still don't know what the Mechanism (with a capital 'M') behind gravity is. Let's take General Relativity as a model for gravitation for a moment. We might say that curvature of space "causes" gravity. And the reason we say that is because the Riemannian -- or is there a GR specific name for this?-- metric is positive definite along a curve in "space." But wait. Curves in space, by which I mean continuously differentiable curves in R^3, were introduced to describe actual space. What you're calling a mechanism is actually a description of the behavior. You can't hope for any better, because observation, interpretation, and description are the only valid modalities of science.

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    18. Re:Why the article? by Servants · · Score: 1

      See, the problem with the distinction you make is that we still don't know what the Mechanism (with a capital 'M') behind gravity is... What you're calling a mechanism is actually a description of the behavior.

      I know, but what we know doesn't really matter. Newton could reasonably have hoped to discover something that looked like a mechanism for gravity, say, invisible strings, or angels shoving things. A descriptive equation perhaps can be an end point, but there's no logical requirement for it to be, right? You can write down an equation for how much hydrogen combines with 1g oxygen to make water with nothing left over, but it has a funny constant, and there turns out to be a complicated system underneath, which is better thought of in terms of atoms and molecules -- real objects -- than as a vast descriptive equation. Gravity could have been like that (and, hey, might yet be).

      You can't hope for any better, because observation, interpretation, and description are the only valid modalities of science.

      Maybe in an extreme theoretical sense, sure. In practice I think it normally does make sense to use science to talk about causation and mechanisms. That is, it's more useful to understand genetic recombination as the most likely known mechanism for observed patterns of inheritance and for many other things, rather than as the best known description of patterns-of-inheritance-plus-thousands-of-other-re levant-observations all taken together.

    19. Re:Why the article? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      Maybe in an extreme theoretical sense, sure. In practice I think it normally does make sense to use science to talk about causation and mechanisms. That is, it's more useful to understand genetic recombination as the most likely known mechanism for observed patterns of inheritance and for many other things, rather than as the best known description of patterns-of-inheritance-plus-thousands-of-other-re levant-observations all taken together.

      Good point. My generalization was too strong (though I still stand by it if we consider extreme theoretical senses). In particular, there is a divide between physics and and the other sciences because the other sciences can use physical theories as part of their bases for interpretation. In this sense, it is fair to say that "the mechanism that creates water from oxygen and hydrogen is well understood."

      However, the fairness of such a claim depends on the utterer's faith in physics/physicists, a subject which our chemist presumably does not know much about. If that basis is taken away, the chemist is in the same boat as the physicist, and would have to rely solely on experimental data and physical intuition to create a model. Indeed, the same could be said of a biologist without a chemist's insight.

      In the end, I think the issue we're discussing revolves essentially around hermeneutic reductionism versus full stop real deal reductionism. This stuff is a pain to think about. :-)

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    20. Re:Why the article? by r00t_of_all_evils · · Score: 1

      What if Newton didn't publish gravity because he didn't understant the mechignism by which it works?

      Eventually someone else would have come along after him and done it. For all we know, Newton was that "someone else" who came after someone who previously discovered it and didn't publish it.

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    21. Re:Why the article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did discover gravity in the sense of being the first to propose that the motion of the planets and the moon was due to the same attraction which caused objects to fall towards the earth.

      The idea that orbits were the result of the planets being pulled toward the sun was an extremely revolutionary concept at the time.

  17. medical uses? by gauger22 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if research into the actual control mechanism can lead to a treatment for people with major pychological problems. Maybe there is a protein component to OCD that can be blocked.

    1. Re:medical uses? by (negative+video) · · Score: 1
      I wonder if research into the actual control mechanism can lead to a treatment for people with major pychological problems. Maybe there is a protein component to OCD that can be blocked.
      Take a look at PANDAS, pediatric autoimmune neuropsychiatric disorders associated with streptococcal infections. The hypothesis is that a kid gets a strep infection and successfully fights it off. However sometimes the antibodies produced by the immune system also bind to important things in the brain. (Neurotransmitter receptors?) As long as the antibody levels are high, neurological dysfunction occurs. It's sort of a rheumatic fever for the soul.
  18. I hereby dub this.... by FruFox · · Score: 1

    the Lemming Effect. :) And yes, very creepy. Presumably, if the critters alreayd have an instinct to avoid water, this creature just has to reverse it. Still. Ick!

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    1. Re:I hereby dub this.... by Tribbin · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:I hereby dub this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to be clear, that whole "lemmings throwing themselves off the cliff into the sea" thing is Hollywood BS.

      Disney BS to be more precise, from "White Wilderness" filmed around 1957. In the lemming-migration-over-the-cliff scene you can see that someone is pushing them over the "cliff".

      When things get overcrowded for lemmings every seven or eight years the juveniles do strike out looking for less crowded colonies or new territory, but a real migration consists of one animal trucking across the tundra and trying to avoid being eaten by arctic foxes or snowy owls.

      Never let natural history get in the way of a good story. The Inuit find the film pee-in-your-mukluks funny.

      I don't think Disney would have gone for brain parasites in a family story.

    3. Re:I hereby dub this.... by FruFox · · Score: 1

      Y'know, the minute I posted it, I knew someone was going ot point out the whole "lemmings don't really do that" angle. :) OK, so instead, we'll call it the Greg Louganis Effect. Happy now? :)

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  19. Not That Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean come on, how complex is a grasshoppers brain?

    To-Do List:

    Jump
    Sing
    Jump some more
    Jump
    Play a violin for the whole damn summer and starve to death in the winter.

    1. Re:Not That Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting, because this sort of thing can also effect humans.

  20. I for one welcome... by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    ...our new mind controlling parasites How long until they form a political party?

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    1. Re:I for one welcome... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      ...our new mind controlling parasites How long until they form a political party?

      I'd answer this, but I don't think I can quite match the funny/insightfull potential in this ;(. Still, since I bothered posting this message, might as well...

      I dunno. When was the first political party in the world established ?

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    2. Re:I for one welcome... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      They already have. It's called the Green Party.

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    3. Re:I for one welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...our new mind controlling parasites How long until they form a political party?

      They already have. They're called "Democrats".

    4. Re:I for one welcome... by (1+-sqrt(5))*(2**-1) · · Score: 1
      [I] would happily volunteer to round up suitable brains for future digestion.
      Which reminds me of 1HenryVI, actually, where an enflamèd Talbot exclaims o'erlooking Orleans:
      Frenchmen, I'll be a Salisbury to you:
      Pucelle or puzzel, dolphin or dogfish,
      Your hearts I'll stamp out with my horse's heels,
      And make a quagmire of your mingled brains.
  21. Over here in the UK.... by FyRE666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We call these things "politicians".

    1. Re:Over here in the UK.... by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

      Over here in the UK.... We call these things "politicians".

      Up here in Canada, we call these things "voters".
      Works out better that way.

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  22. Suicidal Crickets by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
    In the past, we've kept reptile and amphibian pets. To feed them, we purchased crickets. The crickets were positively suicidal. If any significant water source was available, they would jump in and drown.

    Now I know why.

    I know the juvenile nematomorphs are supposed to only parasitize insects and the adults are free living, but I wonder if they had any effect on the reptiles that ingested the crickets? Reptiles are difficult enough to keep without worrying about some sub-clinical infection or infestation.

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    1. Re:Suicidal Crickets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parasite does not have a magical power to control minds. It has a specific mechanism that is able to do it in crickets. The reptiles are safe.

    2. Re:Suicidal Crickets by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Just because it causes one problem in crickets does not mean it won't cause a different problem in reptiles. For example, if the parasite infests the gut of a lizard and causes minute damage, over time the lizard would not get enough nutrition from it's food.

      Reptile husbandry is incredibly difficult. Enticing animals to eat in the first place is often tricky, and their environmental requirements can be surprisingly complex. Finding out that undiscovered infections cause problems wouldn't surprise me.

      For our pet birds, we've just found out that a treatment for giardia stops feather plucking and mutilation in the lovebirds -- even though the birds do not show up in lab tests as having a giardia infection. The thought is that the values the labs look for is designed for humans, and avian species may be affected at much lower levels.

      I've blogged a peliminary report of our findings at UnSpace.

      The drug does not stop plucking in cockatiels, african greys, and mitred conures.

      (BTW: We switched from keeping reptiles to keeping birds because of the difficulty in keeping the reptiles healthy.)

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    3. Re:Suicidal Crickets by nolife · · Score: 1

      Moths are suicidal as well. At night, they fly right into the path of my moving car.

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    4. Re:Suicidal Crickets by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      I've kept reptiles (mostly snakes) since befor I was ten years old (I'm 22 now)...no offense meant but I'm curious what species you were having trouble with. Based on my experience and knowledge it seems either you were dealing with difficult/finicky species or otherwise had some other factor affecting your reptiles' health.

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  23. There is also a jungle fungus that does this by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In a field study trip in Ecuador, we learned about a fugus that, as a spore, infects an insect and corrupts their nervous system, causing them to crawl to the top of whatever plant/tree they are on top of. Then, at the top, the fungus consumes the insect, while it is still clining to the branch. Then, the insect shell bursts open, spreading out spores from the upper canopy.

    VERY scary, very science fiction. What if this happened to people, but the behavior was at least passable, until it was 'too late'?

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    1. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting species, do you remember the name?

    2. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by mattkime · · Score: 2, Funny

      VERY scary, very science fiction. What if this happened to people, but the behavior was at least passable, until it was 'too late'?

      I believe it already occurs. People produce spores called 'children'. We are brainwashed into sending them to 'learning centers' where they exchange germs and transport them back home. This also explains why they have trouble preventing various mucous-like substances from escaping their body.
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    3. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a very thin line here for some behaviors. How would you consider sneezing and coughing, if the "reason" the pathogen is irritating those membranes and not just having a nice time in the bloodstream would be to be transmitted? How is forcing you to cough every minute any different from, say, a STD that managed to get the bearers to, well, sexually transmit.

    4. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by pin_gween · · Score: 1

      Q: What if this happened to people, but the behavior was at least passable, until it was 'too late'

      A: It does happen -- They become politicians

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    5. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1, Funny
      What if this happened to people, but the behavior was at least passable, until it was 'too late'?

      Finally, a logical explanation on why so many people voted for George Bush.

    6. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I saw it in a BBC documentary once(where else?). The mushroom grew right out of the ant's head. And apparently the ant can scream so loud even humans can hear it.
      Here's one description(source:
      http://www.mjt.org/exhibits/stinkant.htm)

      Our planet's rain forests - rich matrices of life which exist primarily in tropical regions - provide us with unique opportunity to observe life in all of its manifold and perplexing beauty. Most rain forests date back some two to three hundred million years. This extreme age has allowed many unusual and complex relationships to develop among the inhabitants of these tropical ecosystems.
      In the rain forest of the Cameroon in West Central Africa lives a floor dwelling ant known as Megaloponera foetens, or more commonly, the stink ant. This large ant - one of the very few to produce a cry audible to the human ear - lives by foraging for food among the fallen leaves and undergrowth of the extraordinarily rich rain forest floor.

      On occasion one of these ants, while looking for food is infected by inhaling a microscopic spore from a fungus of the genus Tomentella. After being inhaled, the spore seats in the ant's tiny brain and begins to grow, causing changes in the ant's patterns of behavior. The Ant appears troubled and confused; for the first time in its life the ant leaves the forest floor and begins to climb.

      Driven on by the growth of the fungus, the ant embarks on a long and exhaustive climb. Completely spent and having reached a prescribed height, the ant impales the plant with its mandibles. Thus affixed, the ant waits to die. Ants that have met their ends in this fashion are quite common in some sections of the forest.

      The fungus continues to consume first the nerve cells and finally all the soft tissue that remains of the ant. After approximately two weeks a spike appears from what had been the head of the ant. This spike is about an inch and a half in length and has a bright orange tip heavy with spores which rain down onto the rain forest floor for other unsuspecting ants to inhale.

    7. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      While it would be nice if politicians at the height of stupidity and corruption exploded from the inside, actual occurences of this phenomenon are rare.

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    8. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      they are from the family "Cordyceps" and there are about 600+ varieties that infect everything from other fungi to ants and larvae

      pretty interesting species, oh and here are some photos of infected hosts

    9. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS Boston Mycological Club Bulletin, Sept. 1997
      Excerpted from Mr. Wilson's Cabinet of Wonder
      Pronged Ants, Horned Humans, Mice on Toast and Other Marvels of Jurassic Technology by Lawrence Weschler
      Copyright 1995, ISBN 0-679-43998-6, Vintage Books, division of Random House, Inc., NY

      Deep in the Cameroonian rain forests of west-central Africa there lives a floor-dwelling ant known as Megaloponera foetens, or more commonly, the stink ant. This large ant--indeed, one of the very few capable of emitting a cry audible to the human ear--survives by foraging for food among the fallen leaves and undergrowth of the extraordinarily rich rain-forest floor.

      On occasion, while thus foraging, one of these ants will become infected by inhaling the microscopic spore of a fungus from the genus Tomentella, millions of which rain down upon the forest floor from somewhere in the canopy above. Upon being inhaled, the spore lodges itself inside the ant's tiny brain and immediately begins to grow, quickly fomenting bizarre behavioral changes in its ant host. The creature appears troubled and confused, and presently, for the first time in its life, it leaves the forest floor and begins an arduous climb up the stalks of vines and ferns.

      Driven on and on by the still-growing fungus, the ant finally achieves a seemingly prescribed height whereupon, utterly spent, it impales the plant with its mandibles and, thus affixed, waits to die. Ants that have met their doom in this fashion are quite a common sight in certain sections of the rain forest.

      The fungus, for its part, lives on. It continues to consume the brain, moving on through the rest of the nervous system and, eventually, through all the soft tissue that remains of the ant. After approximately two weeks, a spikelike protrusion erupts from out of what had once been the ant's head. Growing to a length of about an inch and a half, the spike features a bright orange tip, heavy-laden with spores, which now begin to rain down onto the forest floor for other unsuspecting ants to inhale.

    10. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a field study trip in Ecuador, we learned about a fugus that, as a spore, infects an insect and corrupts their nervous system, causing them to crawl to the top of whatever plant/tree they are on top of.

      I think you are lying. See this page and the regarding Wikipedia talk page.

    11. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by chazchaz101 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I recenty took a similar trip to Costa Rica where one of our jungle tour guides told us about a similar fungus that affects grasshoppers. Supprisingly, she also said that it has preformance enhancing effects when consumed by humans. No idea if this has any validity, but it is remarkablly similar to the fungus described here: Diseases are Killing Grassshoppers

    12. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by joemontoya · · Score: 1

      Good reason not to go to Cameroon.

    13. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      What if this happened to people, but the behavior was at least passable, until it was 'too late'?

      Yes, but instead of a pant and trees, it's cable TV. And then it's Reality TV. You tell me which is scarier.

    14. Re:There is also a jungle fungus that does this by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 0, Troll

      As someone who lives in a dorm full of Cameroonians, I can say it's not the best reason...

  24. Re:Something like this is happening in the US now. by Kujila · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh this was supposed to be a political joke. lawl.

  25. That is amazing. by hungrygrue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is just incredible, especially when you think about the fact that it is able to control multiple species. Wow. It would be very interesting to see if other species not as closely related would behave in the same way, various beetles, for instance.

    1. Re:That is amazing. by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
      Somehow [they] brainwash their hosts ... causing them to seek out and plunge into water...

      Reminiscent of, say, Dune's sandworm riders (...who, IIRC, pulled the worm's vents open so it wouldn't submerge).

      New examples like this do much to keep the creative-design vs. random-evolution debate turned up to an entertaining volume...

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  26. Paradroid! by Bros · · Score: 0

    For those who remember the old days.

    http://freedroid.sourceforge.net/ for you younger people!

  27. What about cat parasites controlling humans? by tyroneking · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Basically, a parasite in cats passes to humans and a research study revealed that...
    "...women infected with toxoplasma spent more money on clothes and were consistently rated as more attractive. "We found they were more easy-going, more warm-hearted, had more friends and cared more about how they looked," he said. "However, they were also less trustworthy and had more relationships with men." "By contrast, the infected men appeared to suffer from the "alley cat" effect: becoming less well groomed undesirable loners who were more willing to fight. They were more likely to be suspicious and jealous. "They tended to dislike following rules," Flegr said."
    Here's the first link I could find that refers to the story I first read in the UK Times a while back (the link to the Times in the blog is broken but the best bit of the Times story was some suggestion that this parasite might explain the behaviour of the cat-loving French): http://althouse.blogspot.com/2005/06/have-cats-aff ected-your-brain-yet.html
    and another to the Guardian (UK) on a similar vein: http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/thisweek/story/0,12 977,1048642,00.html
    CATS MUST BE STOPPED!

    1. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      Actually, the link with the French is nothing to do with cats directly- the reason that 85% of the French have the parasite is that they enjoy eating uncooked foods that are likely to be infected with it.

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    2. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Or what about the OSS Parasite: it makes you seek darkness, avoid women and baths, crave pizza, and code with mad abandon.

    3. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the work of mind control by a nascient super AI, seeking workers to bring itself to full fruition.

    4. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by greenplato · · Score: 3, Informative
      The parasite the parent mentioned is Toxoplasma gondii . It effects the behavior of mice and rats as well; they have an inborn fear of cats, but parasite-infected individual are no longer afraid of cats and seem to even taunt them. Since cats are the ideal host for this parasite, this behavior helps it to complete its lifecycle. The eerie part is the effects that Toxoplasma gondii have on humans; while people aren't ready to attribute their behavior to a parasitic protozoa, it would certainly explain a lot ;)

      Metafilter carried a pretty fun discussion on this recently. This Scientific American article (pdf) by Robert Sapolsky is a good introduction to parasite brain control.

    5. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by jlo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Stop spreading FUD against cats. You can get toxoplasmosis by eating raw meat or fresh feces, not just infected cat's, but any mammal's. Eating poorly cooked meat is the most common way of getting toxoplasmosis. It can be dangerous to people with weakened immune system, e.g. people with HIV, young babies and fetuses. For most healthy people (and cats) toxoplasmosis infection will go away on its own without any symptoms.

      Toxoplasmosis is not especially nasty disease. The infection can be easily prevented. The world is filled with much nastier contagious diseases that you should be afraid of more than toxoplasmosis, e.g. rabies. Are you next suggesting of "STOPPING" dogs. Dogs are the principal host of rabies in many parts of the world. I hope not, or eventually you probably end up "STOPPING" humans too.

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    6. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you've caught the Trolling parasite :-)

    7. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Stop spreading FUD against cats. ...Are you next suggesting of "STOPPING" dogs. Dogs are the principal host of rabies in many parts of the world.

      We now have scientific evidence of another such parasite. It has been around for millenia, but there is a much higher average rate of infection in people posting to slashdot.

      This recently discovered parasite has the primary effect of competely eliminating all sense of humor in the host for the duration of the infection. This makes the host completely unable to recognize a joke. In a few cases, a heavy dose of parody, aimed directly at the host can cure him or her, but 90% of the time even this treatment is ineffectual, and can sometimes cause a relapse instead of a cure.

      Get well soon jlo!

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    8. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Is it cause/effect, though? Are we talking about people infected with toxoplasmy, or cat owners?

    9. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by jlo · · Score: 1

      Get well soon jlo!

      Thanks. I wish that too. Where can I get this Parody drug. I didn't find it from our local pharmacy. Do I need a prescription?

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    10. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a few cases, a heavy dose of parody, aimed directly at the host can cure him or her, but 90% of the time even this treatment is ineffectual, and can sometimes cause a relapse instead of a cure.

      Mods need to get this Parody stuff too.

    11. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by fireheadca · · Score: 1

      Stop spreading FUD against cats. You can get toxoplasmosis by eating raw meat or fresh feces, not just infected cat's, but any mammal's.

      It may take awhile for a parasite to
      propagate to humans by eating feces.
      That's just sick.

    12. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be surprised. Wonder if the retard in the fast food store wiped his ass and got shit under his fingernails when the cheap retard-home paper ripped? How do you know he cleaned it all off properly? Mmm. Human faeces in your burger.

    13. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suppose if it made you more passive, it would be called Toxoplasma gondhi.

      Thankyouverymuch.

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    14. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another interesting thing I have read about toxoplasmosis is that people who have it are more likely to have car accidents. Just as mice who get toxoplasmosis take more risks and end up getting eaten by cats (who become infected), it is thought that people infected with this take more risks and have more car accidents.

      Generally this is very benign in people, provided you don't have a compromised immune system. If you do, you can die from it.

    15. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Murasaki+Skies · · Score: 1

      You can get toxoplasmosis by eating raw meat or fresh feces

      Oh, that's okay then. I only eat rancid feces.

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    16. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by zecg · · Score: 1

      Yes, but seeing his research design, there was no way to ascertain that described women simply weren't more inclined to own cats: "Professor Jaroslav Flegr of Charles University in Prague ... subjected more than 300 volunteers to personality profiling while also testing them for toxoplasma. He found the women infected with toxoplasma spent more money on clothes and were consistently rated as more attractive. "We found they were more easy-going, more warm-hearted, had more friends and cared more about how they looked," he said. "However, they were also less trustworthy and had more relationships with men."

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    17. Re:What about cat parasites controlling humans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wonder if the retard in the fast food store wiped his ass and got shit under his fingernails when the cheap retard-home paper ripped?

      That's propably the most common way for people to get salmonella. The only way for salmonella bacteria to get out of the infected person, is to go through anus.

  28. The new solution for DRM and politics. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Just use your imagination. Nothing like a system that works by burrowing into your head and making you not want to copy... or want to vote for a specific candidate. I'd use my trained worms on my interviewers to get top salary.

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  29. This is done in other relationships too. by Pinkoir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A similar thing occurs with wasp larvae and spiders. The spider basically flips out under the control of the larva's venom and spins a web unlike anything it would normal have spun but which has a little protective pouch. The spider would then go into the pouch and wait until the larva kills it at which point it would be eaten. Here's a link to the abstract at nature.com for anybody who has a subscription there.

    -Pinkoir

  30. Old news: take a look at Washington DC by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 1

    Take a look at all the lobbyists and politicians in Washington DC.

    You decide who is the insect and who is the parasite.

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  31. The future is now... by pVoid · · Score: 1
    Year 2098,

    In a press release today, Google announced that it will be shipping a new brain implant nano-probe that will take control of your consciousness. From Google's press release "Are you tired of going to work 9 to 5, day in day out? You're in luck, with Braintop technology, you won't have to endure the tedium of daily life anymore. With a simple dial you can set the number of hours you would like to be controlled, and then just click on the autopilot button to wake up 8 hours later, when your workshift is done!"

    Can I preorder?

    1. Re:The future is now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dial, hmm?

      A nod to Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? perhaps?

      Mood dialers were commonplace in the homes of the year 2021.

      Maybe you're onto something.

  32. Another example of this by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    There are some species of fungus that attack insects and change the behavior of the victim. The last dying act of the host is to climb to the top of the nearest grass/plant stem bite down on the stem with a death grip and die there. The fungus then sprouts from the body (it looks attractive in a creepy sort of way) . The perch provides a good place for the fungus to disperse its spores.

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  33. Animorphs by masterzora · · Score: 1

    This kinda reminds me of the old "Animorphs" book series. They had the Yeerks, who were parasitic gray slugs that could read and control the minds of their hosts.

    I hope this means I get morphing powers to defeat these parasites....

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    1. Re:Animorphs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved that series, but I think the slugs were green. Being able to morph into animals would be awesome.

    2. Re:Animorphs by blackomegax · · Score: 1

      there was a heinlein book about that a long time ago

  34. It's posted by an ant... by Lispy · · Score: 1

    "Ant writes" how can we be sure he wasn't brainwashed too? :)

    1. Re:It's posted by an ant... by antdude · · Score: 1

      "We are ants. We will assimilate you. Resistance is futile."

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  35. No, it's science. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's quite common for parasites to change a host's behaviour. There are parasites which change the behaviour of their human hosts.

    e.g.
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/thisweek/story/0,12 977,1048642,00.html

    There are others.

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    1. Re:No, it's science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's quite common for parasites to change a host's behaviour. There are parasites which change the behaviour of their human hosts.

      We know, these human parasites make you uncontrollably scratch your arse out in public.

      When NORMALLY......you wouldn't !

    2. Re:No, it's science. by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      Infected men were more likely to be aggressive, jealous and suspicious, while women became more outgoing and showed signs of higher intelligence.

      I wonder if women will think it's worth it to eat tootsie-rolls out of the litter box in order to take over the world?

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    3. Re:No, it's science. by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      It's quite common for parasites to change a host's behaviour. There are parasites which change the behaviour of their human hosts.

      Spirochetes have been doing this for millions of years.

      (Q: What killed Al Capone?)

    4. Re:No, it's science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the infection where your eyes start to glow?

  36. Someone who needs these ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is Steve Ballmer ;-)

  37. They didnt research this... by Exsam · · Score: 1

    They just stole it from Resident Evil 4! :-p

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  38. Another example of this by Tikiman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is a parasitic wasp that paralyzes and lays a larva on a certain kind of spider. The larva survives by feeding off the fluids of the spider. When it comes time to mature, the larva induces a spider to spin a different kind of web that better supports the wasp cocoon. It then, of course, consumes the spider.

  39. Creepy but not unheard of by noser · · Score: 1

    I remember a story that came out a few years ago about a crab parasite that would attach to a crabs genitals, sterilize it, and then secrete hormones that would make the crab think it was a female fanning it's eggs. ( But the crab would be nurturning the parasite instead. ) Here's a link to a short essay that's full of more examples: http://www2.nau.edu/~bah/BIO471/Reader/Sapolsky_20 03.pdf

    1. Re:Creepy but not unheard of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I almost clicked on that link, until I saw it was at NAU. :)

  40. More discussions and ant parasites... by antdude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I posted this on my ant message board as well in this thread. It has more comments.

    Ants have parasites as well according to this thread/discussion : "There is a parasite that cause behavioural change in ants. It's called lancet fluke. The parasitized ants become "ant zombies". They're influenced to cling to grass, until eventually eaten by herbivores. I sometimes find decapitated ant heads clinging to grasses. These may well be such cases."

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    1. Re:More discussions and ant parasites... by glass_window · · Score: 1

      Yup, turns out those parasites are also what made Ant submit this story.

    2. Re:More discussions and ant parasites... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Yup, and it is called /. addiction parasite. Mmmm, slashdot... [grin]

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  41. Another example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is a flatworm living in ants and cows. To move from ant to cow, it makes the ant climb a grass stem and wait there to be eaten by a cow.
    Here's a link I found:
    http://psyche.cs.monash.edu.au/v5/psyche-5-33-scot t.html

    From the site:

    "As a striking example of how intricate complicit phenomena can be, the authors cite a parasitic flatworm that spends part of its life inside an ant, while its reproductive stage is inside a cow. The technique that nature has evolved to allow the worm to transfer from one animal to the other is described as follows.

    The parasite infects the ant, and presses on a particular part of its brain. This interferes with the normal behavior of the brain, which causes the ant to climb a grass stem, grasp it with its jaws, and hang there, permanently attached. So when a cow comes along and eats the grass, the parasite enters the cow. "

    1. Re:Another example by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

      Yes I've read about that. Dicrocoelium dendriticum. Additional behaviours that have been attributed to that particular parasite:

      At sundown the ant returns to the hive, gets nourished and returns to a blade of grass thereby increasing the chances that the parasite will infect and go on to complete its life-cycle (otherwise the ant might die)

      The other bizarre thing about it is it also spends part of it's life-cycle in a snail.

      BTM

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  42. Lancet Liver Fluke by moof1138 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Lancet Liver Fluke, Dicrocoelium dendriticum behaves in a similarly creepy way. It starts out infecting snails. When it infects them, the flukes mature for a while, then at a certain point they cause the snail to expel slime balls containing the flukes. The slime balls are eaten by ants. The fluke infects the ants, and change their behavior, causing them to behave normally until evening sets in, when they climb to the top of grasses and clamp on to the leaf with their mandibles, causing a higher lileihood of cows eating them. They then migrate to the liver of the cow, where they live until they deposit eggs, which are pooped out and eaten by snails starting the whole cycle again.

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    1. Re:Lancet Liver Fluke by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a story I read once about hookworms. You can (allegedly) become infected when they step on one. The worm burrows into the skin, hunting around until it finds a blood vessel. It then rides along in the blood stream until it gets to the lungs. The cause a minor lung infection; your body reacts by generating mucus. You cough up the mucus, and (hopefully, for the worm) swallow it. It then travels through your digestive system and attaches itself to your small intesting. This is where it wants to be.

      I read this, years ago, as an analogy of how Adobe Type Manager hooks into the font system of Windows 3.0. I've tried Google, but I cannot find a reference for this.

  43. nemakhans by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    Chekov: "Oh, sir, it was Khan! We picked him up on Ceti Alpha Five... He put... creatures... in our bodies... to control our minds. He must us... say lies... do things. He thought he controlled us, but he did not. The Captain was strong."

    from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

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  44. Old News by Salamander · · Score: 1

    This is ancient. Parasite Rex came out four years ago, received extensive media coverage (I heard about in on NPR), and describes many examples like this. What's news for you isn't necessarily news for nerds.

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    1. Re:Old News by daveaitel · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Great book! And they also mentioned some rather weird theories on how VD's in humans made people more promiscuous, I believe... Neat, huh!

  45. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists have known about this forever, they're called WOMEN.

  46. Selfish Gene by hey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I few examples of this were discussed in The Selfish Gene. Its not the parasite that's self but its genes or so goes the thesis.

    1. Re:Selfish Gene by prestwich · · Score: 1

      Nod, I've just finished reading this (something that I should have done long ago).

      It is filled with lots of examples of this type of thing (and other bizarre parasitic cases) and talks a lot about the reasons for it.

      In particular his idea of the 'Extended phenotype' where the influence of a gene is on the whole of the environment not just the 'vehicle' that carries and reproduces the gene.

  47. The Worm's Home Page... by ilselu1 · · Score: 0

    The worm has a home page...

    http://www.democrats.org/

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  48. They already have by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    Scientists say hairworms, which live inside grasshoppers, pump the insects with a cocktail of chemicals that makes them commit suicide by leaping into water. The parasites then swim away from their drowning hosts to continue their life cycle.
    ...
    Postmortems of the grasshoppers suggest that worms triggered the insects' death leaps by sabotaging their central nervous systems.
    This exact same behavior is found in humans.
    They are called "Wives" and they have a multitude of political and social organizations.

    I'm guessing the scientists who authored the study were all single?

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    1. Re:They already have by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      LMAO! :P

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  49. Has to be said . . . by Coolnat2004 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our brainwashing overlords!

    1. Re:Has to be said . . . by Coolnat2004 · · Score: 1

      It appears that I have stated the obvious! I think I'm being brainwashed already!

  50. An Opened Can of Worms by Quirk · · Score: 1
    "Fascinating Captain"

    Unraveling this one may require Spock's scientific genius.

    The article is long on conjecture and short on fact. It may be, for instance, that the parasite commandeers the host's motor functions and drives the host to haphazardly hop until, on occassion, it lands in water.

    I doubt even the behaviour of Drosophila Melanogaster, one of the most studied organisms, is known well enough to allow prediction of the exact neurotransmitters that would, say, turn it off eating fruit.

    To suggest that a parasite could hijack it's host with such exquisite direction begs endless questions.

    Could the parasite and host have co-evolved?

    Most likely the Intelligent Designer, tired of playing pin the tail on the bacterium, fashioned this parasite to tease us on our way to renouncing Evolution.

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  51. Re:Are you telling the world that you got branwash by speculatrix · · Score: 2, Funny

    branwashing? is this committed by a cereal killer?

  52. Interesting, but old news. by Kafir · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's been known for years, if not decades, that parasites can influence their hosts' behavior to the benefit of the parasite. There are flukes (genus Leucochloridium)with a life cycle that involves being transmitted from snails to other animals—the fluke affects the snail's brain and causes the snail to become light-seeking rather than light-avoiding, which means the snails climb to the tops of plants, where they are easy prey for birds—the next host in the fluke's life cycle. More about that (and the evolutionary logic behind it) here. Another fluke has a similar life cycle involving ants, which it drives to the tops of grass blades where they can be eaten by sheep (which again become its next hosts).

    A more obvious example might be rabies—animals with rabies ("mad dogs", most famously) have an irrational tendency to attack and bite other animals, unprovoked—which is how rabies is spread.

    1. Re:Interesting, but old news. by Excen · · Score: 1

      It's been known for years, if not decades, that parasites can influence their hosts' behavior to the benefit of the parasite.

      So THAT's why the only women getting around campus have some sort of disease. . .

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    2. Re:Interesting, but old news. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      So, that's how the MPAA and RIAA work. =)

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    3. Re:Interesting, but old news. by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

      the fluke affects the snail's brain and causes the snail to become light-seeking rather than light-avoiding, which means the snails climb to the tops of plants, where they are easy prey for birds--the next host in the fluke's life cycle.

      Wow, that would explain our "high altitude" snails we see on the nearby trees at work. See for yourself images 568 to 577. These are made from a balcony on the third floor.

      Robert

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  53. The Stuff? by modecx · · Score: 1

    I remember this movie. It was an 80's B or C movie, called "The Stuff"... It was a really good tasting whipped-cream looking dessert, and it consumed you from the inside out. A type of mold or something that crashed in a meteor from outer space, and it was mined fron the crater. The mold could wear your body and use your brain until it decides to leave. Icky.

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    1. Re:The Stuff? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yes, starring Garrett Morris from the original Saturday Night Live cast, I believe. Wasn't what you would call a great movie but it had its moments.

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  54. Does it work for geeks? by XpirateX · · Score: 1

    Where can I get some of these parasites? It'd be nice to brainwash more geeks to dive into water every so often.

  55. "Figments of Reality" by colonic · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is mentioned in a chapter intro in the book "Figments of Reality: The Evolution of the Curious Mind", by Ian Stewart & Jack Cohen.
    I can't recommend that book enough.

  56. Ah, the memories... by stienman · · Score: 1

    Somehow mature hairworms brainwash their hosts into behaving in way they never usually would - causing them to seek out and plunge into water.

    Man, I loved lemmings.

    Though it was equally fun to simply make them go *pop*.

    -Adam

  57. intelligent design. by leuk_he · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this isn't a sign of intelligent design behind live the universe and everything, what is? ;)

    1. Re:intelligent design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "intelligent designer" giving me both omnipotence and omniscience would go a long way towards convincing me. :)

    2. Re:intelligent design. by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

      Nipples on human males. Oh wait, you asked for a sign that ID is true? My mistake...there aren't any of those.

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    3. Re:intelligent design. by ameline · · Score: 4, Funny

      These spores have clearly been designed by His Noodlyness. There is truly no limit to what He can do with merely the wave of His Noodly Appendage.

      Ramen.

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    4. Re:intelligent design. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      You better cut this crap out about the "Noodle". If people like you are not carefull, this joke could get twisted into a fact. Books will be written, the faith will be preached...and soon in 1,000 years we will be fighting over Noodle religion vs Ramen tribalism.

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    5. Re:intelligent design. by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      His Noodlyness feared that you wouldn't worship him if you were his equal. There is truly no limit to what He can do with merely the wave of His Noodly Appendage.

    6. Re:intelligent design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and it is further evidence that the one doing the designing is a sick, sick bastard.

      It is not enough that all living creatures are kept perpetually at each other's throats....being compelled to destroy each other in order to nurture their own existences...no, thats hardly cruel enough...they must do it in some of the most painful, frightening, and horrible ways imaginable.

      If I ever do see The Creator, I expect he will look something like Marilyn Manson.

    7. Re:intelligent design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You better cut this crap out about the "Noodle". If people like you are not carefull, this joke could get twisted into a fact. Books will be written, the faith will be preached...and soon in 1,000 years we will be fighting over Noodle religion vs Ramen tribalism.

      Praise Bob!

    8. Re:intelligent design. by jw23 · · Score: 1

      Now, somehow the following Monty Python song did come to my mind...

      All things dull and ugly,
      All creatures short and squat,
      All things rude and nasty,
      The Lord God made the lot.

      Each little snake that poisons,
      Each little wasp that stings,
      He made their brutish venom,
      He made their horrid wings.

      All things sick and cancerous,
      All evil great and small,
      All things foul and dangerous,
      The Lord God made them all.

      Each nasty little hornet,
      Each beastly little squid,
      Who made the spiky urchin?
      Who made the sharks? He did.

      All things scabbed and ulcerous,
      All pox both great and small,
      Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
      The Lord God made them all.

      Amen.

  58. No brainwashing by Tribbin · · Score: 1

    The riddle is solved. The worm sprays some sambal-like substance into the grasshopper's mouth.

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  59. Wait... by tktk · · Score: 1

    I thought this story was about Microsoft....and no I didn't RTFA.

  60. Brain Slug Party by henni16 · · Score: 1

    3001, at the latest:

    Woman: We favour unreasonably huge subsidies to the Brain Slug Planet.
    Fry: Ok, but what are the Brain Slugs who control you gonna do for the working man?
    Woman: Attach Brain Slugs to them.

    1. Re:Brain Slug Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite line from that scene, though:

      Professor Farnsworth: "Today, the mad scientist can't get a doomsday weapon... tomorrow, it's the mad grad student!"

    2. Re:Brain Slug Party by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      Thank you! someone got it

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  61. Answer IS in article by pin_gween · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From TFA you quote (right after your quote, no less)

    Now Biron and his colleagues have shown that the worm brainwashes the grasshopper by producing proteins which directly and indirectly affect the grasshopper's central nervous system.

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  62. Snail brain control by canavan · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's a parasite that does similar things to snails. It makes the snails move to exposed places where they are visible to birds, get eaten, and the parasite gets distributed by bird excrement. Aditionally, the worm pulsating inside the eye stalk looks really gross.

    1. Re:Snail brain control by dbhankins · · Score: 1

      This exact parasite was used in one of the opening scenes of the movie "Parasite Eve" (yes, same as the video game and the novel) to introduce the story's main concept.

      Only in the movie we humans have our own deathwish-inducing parasite - mitochondria.

  63. The Guinea worm... by jbwolfe · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...drives humans to water for pain relief- not exactly mind control, but the same result:
    from Guinea Worm Disease Facts...
    What are the signs and symptoms of Guinea worm disease?

    A few days to hours before the worm emerges, the person might develop a fever and have swelling and pain in the area where the worm is. A blister develops and then opens into a wound. When the wound is immersed in water, the worm begins to emerge. Most worms appear on the legs and feet, but they can occur anywhere on the body. After the worm emerges, the wound often becomes painfully swollen and infected.
    http://www.astdhpphe.org/infect/guinea.html
    Guinea Worm Disease Facts

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  64. Resident evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have been playing res 1 and especialy 4 far to much

  65. Don't forget the video too! by antdude · · Score: 1

    As noted in the article, there is a http://www.canal.ird.fr/programmes/recherches/gril lons/">video about these parasites.

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  66. oblig. by digitalderbs · · Score: 1

    I was the first to discover a parasite that brainwashed the mind of its host when I got married.

  67. Parasites that can control mammal minds by Kafir · · Score: 2, Informative

    Found another interesting example, a parasite ( Toxoplasma gondii ) that infects cats and rats—rats are infected by eating cat feces, then the parasite affects their brains to make them less fearful, and more likely to be eaten by cats. Toxoplasma can have neurological effects in humans, too (especially those with weakened immune systems), though fortunately people tend not to get eaten by cats.

  68. a small paper from french CNRS on that subject by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    http://www.cnrs.fr/Cnrspresse/Archives/n347a2.html
    Paper is dated from 1997, so it's not such a news item.

    You can also peruse the full pdf (http://www.cnrs.fr/Cnrspresse/n403/pdf/n403rd09.p df) from July 2002 explainig how this research we just learned from came to be......

    As far as parasistic behaviour go, I have a peculiar liking for "La petite Douve du Foie" :
    Dicrocoelium dendriticum (the lancet liver fluke)

    "Dicrocoelium dendriticum is called the lancet liver fluke because of its characteristic shape. Unlike most other digenetic trematodes whose life cycles involve aquatic or marine hosts, the life cycle of this parasite is completely terrestrial involving a terrestrial snail as the first intermediate host and an ant as the second intermediate host. The definitive host, which includes sheep, cattle, goats, pigs, and humans (rarely), is infected when it ingests ants that are infected with metacercariae (view diagram of the life cycle). In the definitive host the parasite migrates into the bile duct and causes pathology similar to that caused by Clonorchis sinensis. This parasite is distributed throughout much of Europe and Asia, and it is also found in parts of North America and Australia."http://www.biosci.ohio-state.edu/~paras ite/dicrocoelium.html

    What is most interesting with Dicrocoelium dendriticum is that it hijacks the ant and make it climb on grass during full daylight and hold tight with it's mandible so it has a greatest chance of being eaten by a passing sheep - quite un-ant like..

    if the ant is not successfull in its "suicide" it will do the same thing day after day until the larva dies or it is eaten...

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    1. Re:a small paper from french CNRS on that subject by jgrahn · · Score: 1
      What is most interesting with Dicrocoelium dendriticum is that it hijacks the ant and make it climb on grass during full daylight and hold tight with it's mandible so it has a greatest chance of being eaten by a passing sheep - quite un-ant like..

      There's also this other parasite, a fungus, which does the same thing to ants. Only in this case, it is to distribute its spores over a larger area to infect more ants.

      References? I saw it on the television. Attenborough? (sp?)

  69. HEY, COME ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a new, there has been this kind of parasits around for some time now...

    1. Re:HEY, COME ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been spelling and grammar checkers around for some time now as well. People don't pay attention to those, etiher. What's your point?

  70. Fixed URL... by antdude · · Score: 1

    Eating late lunch and typing don't mix well!

    As noted in the article, there is a video about these parasites.

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  71. The worm in my head says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that I for one welcome our new worm overlords.

    Now I'm off for a bath.

  72. Erratum about daylight... by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I was wrong on that one...more explaination here :

    http://workforce.cup.edu/buckelew/dicrocoelium_den driticum_is_a_bi.htm
    "Dicrocoelium dendriticum is a bile duct fluke of ruminants such as sheep, goats and deer as well as pigs. It is often referred to as the lancet fluke because of its blade-like form. It stands apart from most trematodes since it has a land-based life cycle. The definitive host's feces contain contain miracidia which do not hatch until after they are eaten by the first intermediate host, a land snail, such as Cionella lubrica in the U. S. and other species elsewhere. The miracidium emerges inside the intestine of the snail and metamorphoses into a sporocyst in the digestive gland. Daughter sporocysts are produced within the mother sporocyst and in turn produce xiphidiocercaria which are characterized by having a stylet inside the mouth and tails, normal features of aquatic cercaria, despite the fact they terrestrial. After around 90 days post-infection, cercarial production fills the mantle cavity known as the lung of these air-breathing snails. The cercaria irritate the delicate tissues of the lung, resulting in the defensive production of mucous by the snail. The infestation of the lung, causes the snail to cough, expelling mucous, laden with cercaria into its slime trail. As the slime dries, the exterior hardens, protecting the cercaria from dessication. The second intermediate host is the common brown ant, Formica fusca in North America. The ants gather the slime balls containing cercaria and feed it to their developing larvae. Metacercaria develop in the hemocoel of the ant and are infective to any definitive host which may accidentally ingest ants while grazing. One or two of the encysted metacercaria encyst in the subesophageal ganglion, one portion of the ant brain, and there, remarkably alter the ant's behavior, increasing its chances of being eaten by the definitive host. Ants normally retreat to their burrows as the day cools in the late afternoon to evening and remain there till mid-day when the surface of the soil warms. However, infected ants climb to the ends of blades of grass, clinging by their mandibles, during periods of cool when their hivemates have retreated to their burrows. The consequences of this antithetical behavior is that the ant becomes a prime target of accidental predation by the grazer. Upon ingestion by the definitive host, the metacercaria excyst in the duodenum and migrate up the common bile duct to the liver. The adult fluke matures in 6-7 weeks, producing egg capsules about a month later. "

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  73. Picture. by caereth · · Score: 1

    And here is a picture of one.

  74. Can happen to humans also by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Rabbies spreads itself by making the infected animal irritable and mad, causing it to bite every animal it encounters, spreading the virus. Humans can get rabbies also, but I don't know if it makes them bite or merely into screaming punching maniacs.

  75. Yeerks by lappy512 · · Score: 1

    The author from Animorphs was right! There MUST BE Yeerks, the things that are trying to take over humans!

  76. Great, the Xel'Naga are here.... by liquid_rince · · Score: 1

    and now they are creating the zerg. At least I'm prepared! black sheep wall power overwhelming I'm ready to take out the overmind. wait, I need some music.. radiofreezerg Now I'm ready (it's related to starcraft for those who don't know)

  77. Resident Evil 4 already taught us about this! by Mex · · Score: 1
    Ha, awesome. In resident evil 4, there are various places where organisms that control their host cause them to act in strange manners. They mention the Dicrocoelium Dendriticum, which takes control of an ant's brain, and makes it go sit on top of a leaf, until a sheep eats it. Why? Because the Dicrocoelium D. wants to be in a sheep's stomach, since it's the best environment for it to breed.


    Thanks, videogames!

    1. Re:Resident Evil 4 already taught us about this! by neostorm · · Score: 1

      I happen to be playing through RE4 right now and saw that part a few days ago. I was wondering how much truth it had in it, but hadn't gotten around to looking it up. Wow.
      It makes me wonder if any particular government bodies happened to have researched these parasites in the past, and if they ever actually applied such research to subjects in the real world. That's going very sci-fi, but I think humans have proven in the past they're willing to experiement with, and on, anything that happens to share this planet with us. ;)

  78. Botany Bay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've got to geet out of here!

  79. Scary future usage by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "One of the reasons they are interesting is that parasites are often able to get in there and selectively manipulate behaviour," she told New Scientist. She says the eventual hope is that understanding how parasites manipulate their hosts' behaviour - by affecting the nervous and endocrine systems - might further the understanding of how human behaviour-systems link.

    Only science, my ass. "You want to go fight in Iraq, you want to go fight in Iraq, you wa...."

  80. some great audio on this: by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 1
    Here is a description of the audio interview on this subject; "Blood Agent. You can divide all living creatures into two camps. We humans are in one camp, along with lots of other things like dogs and birds and trees and caterpillars. In the other camp are the things that live inside of us, the bacterias and viruses, the worms and protozoans, in short, parasites. Scientists estimate that the parasites outnumber us and our free-living allies by 3 to 1. Carl Zimmer, author of the book Parasite Rex, talks with Ira about how parasites manage the trick of living inside of us, behind enemy lines, without us finding out. (11 minutes)"

    My favorite part is when Ira Glass asks "whose side are you on?"

    The link: http://207.70.82.73/pages/descriptions/03/242.html Enemy Camp

    7/18/03

    Episode 242

  81. brain Slugs for All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come, join the Brain slug party!

  82. These are fairly well knowned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're called the Goa'ulds.

  83. Bad parasite strategy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Parasites that tend to kill their hosts tend to not last very long (in their current evolutionary state). Killing the host produces stronger evolutionary pressure in the host species to find defenses. A mellower strategy of letting the host live after releasing the parasite will reduce the selection pressure against it.

    Aids is sometimes considered an "immature" virus because of this. Viruses have a better chance of spreading themselves around if the host lives longer and is not shunned. (Of course, modern medicine changes the picture.)

    1. Re:Bad parasite strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fine if you kill the host after it matures and mates, I bet.

    2. Re:Bad parasite strategy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      It's fine if you kill the host after it matures and mates, I bet.

      Most animals don't live that long. There are not a lot of "grandfather" dear or birds, for example

    3. Re:Bad parasite strategy by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Killing the host produces stronger evolutionary pressure in the host
      > species to find defenses.

      The hosts here are insects. Insects' cheif defense against anything is to overwhelm the odds with sheer numbers. That doesn't really bother the parasite too much.

      > A mellower strategy of letting the host live after releasing the parasite
      > will reduce the selection pressure against it. Aids is sometimes considered
      > an "immature" virus because of this.

      HIV infects human hosts; this thing parasitizes grasshoppers. There are some differences in terms of the defense mechanisms of the host. Humans, for instance, have a rather more sophisticated immune system (which HIV attacks, incidentally, and disables when the virus succeeds). Humans have a much lower birth rate than grasshoppers, live longer, and value individual lives more, all of which goes together to make for rather different considerations when you're looking at us as a host.

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  84. Parasite Rex by MBCook · · Score: 1
    If you like this kind of stuff, there is an excelent book called Parasite Rex: Inside the Bizarre World of Nature's Most Dangerous Creatures that you can buy by an author named Carl Zimmer. I read it a few months ago, it was facinating.

    As a side note, some of the log entries in Resident Evil 4 reference some of these kind of things.

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  85. Seriously by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    I don't know if that was sarcasm (I guess it was) and I'm not a proponent of ID, but I find it very odd that such a creature has evolved. The chances of that happening are infinitesimal. Who knows...

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    1. Re:Seriously by nut · · Score: 1

      It's not that hard to see how it would evolve. First you have a fungal parasite that preys on ants. It is succesful because ants naturally travel large distances (at that scale) so the fungus' spores get spread further. A variant of the fungus develops that causes ant to behave erratically some times. This might be successful because an erratic ant might spread the spores to places the spores wouldn't normally get. Then you get variants that can cause the ant to develop different behaviour, but the behavioural change is predictable. After that it's pure Darwin, an ant that climbs up a blade of grass will spread spores further than an ant that goes round and round in circles for example.

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    2. Re:Seriously by Decaff · · Score: 1

      I don't know if that was sarcasm (I guess it was) and I'm not a proponent of ID, but I find it very odd that such a creature has evolved. The chances of that happening are infinitesimal

      Not at all. The presence of a parasite is going to effect a host in some way, and all it takes is gradual evolution of certain effects over millions of years...

  86. There are parasites that control human behavior by dyfet · · Score: 1

    We call them politicians.

  87. All this just validates that old saying by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    "Judge not..." And now for something completely different...Just thought I'd throw that in for...no reason really. Must've been something I ate. An "undigested bit of beef", perhaps I see more evidence every day that free will is indeed an illusion. "The mind is what the brain does" --Nat Geo, March 2005 issue. It's quoted elsewhere, but that's where I first saw it. So...who's going to be the first to use the "parasite" defense in a murder case? The "twinkie" defense might have some merit after all. Some people do react rather intensly to suger alergies. Maybe all that soda pop you drink could actually make you crazy. Watch out Coca-Cola. There could be a lawsuit coming.

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  88. MOD PARENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow

  89. Too late?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... corrupts their nervous system ... Then, at the top, the fungus consumes the insect ... What if this happened to people, but the behavior was at least passable, until it was 'too late'?"

    It is too late! Microsoft has already done this to millions of Windows users....

  90. Somehow.... by Hugonz · · Score: 1
    Somehow mature hairworms brainwash their hosts into behaving in way they never usually would - causing them to seek out and plunge into water.

    Just like a rabid dog behaves in the unusual way of biting everyone so that the disease can spread? The mechanism in grasshopers is just unknown, but this isn't *amazing* at all.

    Hell, just as a parasitic amoeba makes me shit like I never before, so that they can leave my body and spread to another host... Slashdot news!!!

    1. Re:Somehow.... by tedrlord · · Score: 1

      The thing here is that it specifically makes the grasshopper find and jump into water when the worms reach maturity and become aquatic. It's steering the grasshopper to go where it needs to be, then crawls out of the bug while it's drowning.

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  91. Goa'uld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alright, who let one through the Stargate?

  92. crotchfruit parasites control of human hosts by Cryofan · · Score: 1, Funny

    crotchfruit parasites control human hosts by various brain chemicals. For example, the sight of a smiling infant crotchfruit parasite will cause the brain of the human adult host to secrete beta endorphins, an opiate analog,

    Also, the appearance of crotchfruit in a mating pair of adult human hosts will cause the parents to work harder and faster. The female adult human host's brain become more efficient. The male host becomes a harder worker and will seek to prove himself a "good father" for the crotchfruit parasites.

    The exact nature of the mix of brain chemicals that are manipulated by the crotchfruit is yet unknown. Furthermore, the human adult society seems to avoid any knowledge of how the crotchfruit biologically manipulate the human hosts. Alas, the human animal, althoough possessed of a potentially powerful rational facility, is unable to apply these rational faculties in certain "taboo areas" (e.g., the birth-life-death cycle, etc).

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  93. What? No jokes about the Goa'uld? by allanbjork · · Score: 1

    It's interesteding that everyone remembers the mind control parasites from "Star Trek II", but no one has mentioned the Goa'uld yet.

  94. Extended Phenotype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one for whom Richard Dawkins' "Extended Phenotype" immediately came to mind? I have a feeling he will be thrilled to hear this - this is exactly what his theory is about (genes' phenotypes include their effects on non-living things around them and other organisms). Cool beans.
    -Rob

  95. The basis for a Sci-Fi TV show? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Kinda sounds like the basis for a Science Fiction TV show doesn't it? Where parasitic creatures get into the brain of another and they do things they wouldn't ordinarily do? Oh yeah... Stargate SG-1... they did that already... hrm.

    1. Re:The basis for a Sci-Fi TV show? by lxs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The Puppet Masters" by Robert Heinlein is an early example, then there are a handful of Star Trek episodes and at least one X-Files episode. At a stretch you could even add every vampire and werewolf movie to that list (the spread of vampirism and lycanthropy seem to mimic the spread of parasitic infection).

      This one has been milked dry in fiction. Doesn't make it less interesting when you see it happening in real life though.

  96. Viruses can do this too by n0dalus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are viruses that have strange effects on our own psychology, such as Rabies.
    Rabies can cause hydrophobia, which means people or animals infected with it develop a fear of water and an inability to swallow liquids without great difficulty (hence lots of drooling). In animals this often causes death by dehydration.

  97. a long way to proof of mind control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Diahrea makes me thirsty. I lose my appetite when I get a stomach flu.

    Are these controlling my mind?

  98. More like by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Spock's Brain (shudder)... but I wouldn't mind the wake-up-and-your-work-is-done thingy.

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  99. That... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... is the most fucked-up thing I have ever read.

    Wow.

    That is all.

  100. I know I saw it.. by aLEczapKA · · Score: 0

    Futurama anyone?

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  101. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  102. Patent Pending by Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    UPI: Microsoft announces purchase of Celeria Genomics and the sequencing of this highly-innovative parasite. Microsoft also announces the purchase of Sequence-R-US, maker of the famous gene mux system and first to create human-tested versions of several modified parasites.


    Steve Balmer announced today that Microsoft plans to utilize this "highly innovative" biological computer to further enhance Microsoft's products. They plan on adding this state-of-the-art, innovative, bio-computer to their version of the "Cell" processor planned to be used in their next generation game console.


    The modified "cell" computer will target the slashdotus-fanus section of the human brain to further innovate the gaming experience, especially for slashdot users that also play games on the X-box. The bio-computer will also suppress the userus-linuxus section of the human brain, further encouraging the microshaftus-orfus cortex. According to Balmer, this new "cell" processor will double microsoft's bottom line in 2006.

    1. Re:Patent Pending by Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      had to have an anti-Microsoft post....

  103. Use this to your advantage. by glass_window · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) Find grasshoppers and/or crickets randomly plunging to their watery graves.
    2) Show some friends and explain why they're doing it. Bet them money when they don't believe it.
    3) Show them the newscientist article on this.
    4) Profit!!!!!!

  104. please mod up parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pseudo-mod: "+1 Funny"

  105. good point by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    This is interesting. I can't tell if it's real or not. Thank you for casting doubt on it though, I think that's generally a healthy thing to do.

    So far, all I can say for sure is:
    1) the name "Jurassic Technology" sounds really, really strange/kind of fishy
    2) the bit about the ant "screaming" seems wrong, and the overall description seems sloppy
    3) the paragraphs of text about the rainforest (on their website) seem like bland, soulless propaganda devoid of real content.

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    1. Re:good point by Tekgno · · Score: 1

      Check the link given by a descendant post:

      http://ocid.nacse.org/research/cordyceps/html/imag es.html

  106. everyone stay calm by oreilco · · Score: 1

    Our next mission is to the brain slug planet, where we will be walking around randomly, without any hats.

  107. Starcraft reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the swarm!

  108. Toxoplasmosis "not especially nasty" by fizbin · · Score: 1

    Sure it's no big deal, unless you're dealing with a pregnant woman and then the consequences for the fetus are really fucking scary. Congenital toxoplasmosis isn't as bad as some birth defects and in-utero diseases, but it's up there.

    This is why my dad always made sure that emptying the litterboxes was one of my sisters' jobs when they were around so that they'd be exposed, get past it, and develop an immunity.

  109. Fungus alien by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    we learned about a fugus that, as a spore, infects an insect and corrupts their nervous system

    Trippy. Always pictured a predatory creature like alien and never think about something small like fungus or bacteria.

    Guess a fungus stalking Sigourney Weaver in her underwear doesn't have quite the viseral appeal of a human-crunching xenomorph.

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    1. Re:Fungus alien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Parent wrote:
      Guess a fungus stalking Sigourney Weaver in her underwear doesn't have quite the viseral appeal of a human-crunching xenomorph.

      I need a clarification: Is the fungus in her underwear, or is the fungus chasing her while she's wearing only underwear? This is very important because I need to know if I should puke, get aroused, or both, perhaps in the other order. :-P

    2. Re:Fungus alien by weeboo0104 · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid that ANY movie involving fungus and underwear doesn't sound very appealing.

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  110. Sorta like... by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    LIke how women have often made me seek out and plunge into debt!?

  111. I'm so very happy by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    I'm so very happy that Slashdot dosn't support embedding images in comments right now.

    (ewww)

  112. Night of the Creeps by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    The concept is depicted in an interesting way by a "not-too-bad" B-movie with the above title:
    Alien brain parasites, entering humans through the mouth, turn their host into a killing zombie.
  113. Which is.. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I think what the poster was saying. All the viruses that didn't produce phlegm and get expelled, died off.

  114. Re:What? No jokes about the Goa'uld? by thelizman · · Score: 1

    Would y'all give me a damn minute!

  115. More Information Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  116. Most complicated one yet found is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A sort of wasp which catches a spider and attaches larve onti it. Larve chemically influences the spider (at the same time eating his 'blood'), so he stops eating and starts producing a "shell" for larvas metamorphosis instead of making it's own web. After some time spider collapses, but he did his job.

  117. This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus... Am I the only one here that still plays Half-Life? I knew about this the first time I saw a headcrab!

  118. The. Best. Book. EVAR. by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors by Carl Sagan and Ann Druyan tells a similar tale. Actually there are a few tales of how bacteria, viruses and parasites affect behavior. The reason for these behavior changes is mainly something the host is doing on their own - but only by doing something, like sneezing, can the "infection" spread. Over millions of years these things have worked out ways to use even our own defenses against us.

    Sagan and Druyan tell a small story of ants who are infected with a parasite and also climb up a blade of grass or whatever high spot they can find. However, their claim isn't that ants are being infected by fungi - they are being controlled by an actual parasite. When they get into the host ants, the ants are being told somehow to go up. They try to explain that an ant actually doesn't do a lot of "thinking" so it's as easy as pulling the right strings and stimulating the right nerves.

    Once the infected, brain dead ant reaches the top of a blade grass it just waits. Then suddenly the grass is eaten by a small herbivore, maybe a boar, and the parasite is pased onto a larger animal - the one it's been trying to infect the whole time. Ants are just easy to control, move fast and stay pretty undetected. Good choice for transportation.

    I can't really believe that I'm the only one who has read this book here at Slashdot. Well, barely related but interesting: Ants, Mushroom and Mold: An Evolutionary Arms Race By NICHOLAS WADE.

    And BTW; Support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have!

  119. The Common Cold by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

    Directly or indirectly, a lot of things change the behaviour of their host. Rabies is a pretty dramatic example. Even the common cold does a pretty good job of getting us to cough it out in public.

  120. Re:What? No jokes about the Goa'uld? by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > It's interesteding that everyone remembers the mind control parasites
    > from "Star Trek II", but no one has mentioned the Goa'uld yet.

    There are a handful of reasons for this.

    Probably the most important reason is that STII:TWOK is almost certainly the best of all the Star Trek movies (or, at least, all the ones that have Shatner in them). Not that it's perfect or anything, but it's actually quite a solid movie in many respects. Additionally, scene with the critter in question is easily one of the three most famous scenes in the movie (the other two probably being when Kirk yells "Kahn!" and the scene at the end containing the line "His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking").

    A second reason is that Star Trek is, in sci-fi, the *most* legendary franchise in terms of the abject fanaticism of such large numbers of fans. The reason for this, in my opinion, probably stems largely from the timing of its introduction -- when Star Trek debuted, the *best* television sci-fi up to that point was probably Doctor Who, which if you've ever seen it, is actually in a number of ways rather less well executed than Star Trek. (Note to Dr. Who fans: I don't want to get into a flamewar about this, and note that I said "in a number of ways", not "in all ways", and also please note that I called Dr. Who the best televised sci-fi up to that time.) When you look at sci-fi television from that era, there was a lot of utterly bogus zero-budget poorly-written, poorly-acted virtually-plotless stuff with few developed characters, a lot of real junk predicated on the assumption that one interesting sci-fi concept (e.g., Martians' blowing up the Earth to make room in its former orbit for Mars) was in and of itself enough interesting material for an entire series. (Yes, that was a real example, and Leonard Nimoy played one of the Martians. It was called, I kid you not, Zombies of the Stratosphere.) Sci-fi fans were *starved* for decent sci-fi television, and Star Trek stepped into that void. So it's got a rather large and devoted following. No other sci-fi series gets more people wearing ridiculous costumes, makeup, fake ears, and forehead ridges, spending hours reading starship technical manuals, and so on and so forth, than Star Trek.

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  121. Alternate theories by wrenhunter · · Score: 3, Funny
    > will cause a rat to become reckless and unafraid of cat smells ... so that it will likely be killed, infect the cat responsible and carry on the cycle...

    Or it will torment the cat using various tricks, tripwires, and other items. In rare cases, it will even involve other members of its genus (i.e. "country cousins"). Cf. "Anvils and ironing boards in the rodent-cat dialectic", authors Tom and Jerry.

    In rare cases, the cat becomes immune to death, so that the rodent can torture it indefinitely (e.g. "Amateur surgery at Mouse Hospital" by Dr. Itchy).

  122. No surprises here by stevenm86 · · Score: 1

    they've been doing that on Stargate for the past nine seasons

  123. What I don't get... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Why don't STDs ever do this? Instead of rotting someone's liver or whatever, why isnt' there a sexually transmitted disease which ups people's testosterone and makes them really horney?

    Or is there...

    There are ton of supposedly harmless viruses and bacteria that have yet to be catagorized. It'd be interesting to see if any of them had this effect.

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  124. Ummm by certsoft · · Score: 1

    So it's kind of like religion, huh?

  125. As Opposed To... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Insect Minds That Control Parasites" such as Steve Balmer and Microsoft.

  126. Hypnogerms by yamamushi · · Score: 1

    Hypnogerms anyone?

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  127. We have to use this kind of technology... by empvirus · · Score: 1

    ...on Bill Gates! Sorry, couldn't resist :).

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  128. some types of diseases evolve towards a semi-truce by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2

    Ewald's book "The Evolution of Infectious Diseases" describes how pathogens ( particularly single strain airborne pathogens which can only propagate in a host for a few days or weeks before the host becomes immune) often evolve to manipulate host defenses in such a way that the host gets what it wants (self defense) and the disease gets what it wants (transmission to a new host.)

    This dynamic changes, however, with fluid borne pathogens where multiple strains are transmitted at once, and it's this latter case that Ewald focuses on the most.

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  129. south bronx?? by ChiChiCuervo · · Score: 1

    for the best in no-crabs diets, the South Bronx Paradise kicks freakin ass baby!

    But if you feel like crawlin on the ceiling and eatin bugs, just go with it....

  130. Parasites That Can Control Insect Minds by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Odd ... I wasn't aware that insects actually possessed "minds". Brains, sure ... but minds?

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  131. The same is happening in human society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just the brainwashing in our society is done not by hormones or substances that affect neural transmitters directly. It's done by feeding the wrong information into us and then punishing those that do not agree with it and rewarding those who choose to comply. This system can do amazing things.
    If some aliens were to study us they would be amazed how people could be brainwahsed into doing very stupid things like going to war to fight for a foreing country or adopt children of different race etc.
    So who is feeding this information? Well I guess that's easy - the "free press". But the realy interesting question is - who is the parasite?

  132. Microsoft partner's program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also sounds like whatever infected our CEO when we paid so sign up for the microsoft partner's program.

    Since then we've made more and more bad tech decisions - presumably in the hopes of some preditor that our company can be eaten for a bargain like Sendo was.

  133. Fasciola hepatica by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard about another parasite very impressive, called Fasciola hepatica. It parasites *three species* in its lifecycle.

    It parasites first the liver of sheeps or horses, but its eggs can't hatch here. They leave the host with feces. Then the larvae are eaten by snails. They multiply inside and are ejected with mucosities. Ants are attracted by these sorts of white perls. Now that they are adult, they go in the ants's brains, and command it to go at the evening on grasses *that the sheeps prefer*, the ants are eaten by sheeps and the cycle restarts.

    The English wikipedia page is not very complete : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fasciola_hepatica

  134. Ricard Dawkins by truckaxle · · Score: 1

    Describes this quite nicely in his book >Extended Phenotype.

  135. Interesting, yes, but what's old news about it? by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    I don't see any claims in the article that they discovered a new general phenomenon.
    They didn't even claim to discover a new specific case.
    The article is about the mechanisms involved in this specific case.

    Sure, maybe it's news to ScuttleMonkey.
    Your examples are still welcome tho.

    First rule of news forums: pick on any attribute of an article to declare the article old news.
    Well, maybe not first rule. Second? Hm, 5th? Whatever.

  136. Any science fiction fans out there? by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

    The Screwfly Solution
     
    My favourite quote: "Man's religion and metaphysics are the voices of his glands" (in turn a quote within the story).
     
    More to the point: behavioural changes caused by parasites are more likely to become part of the "common understanding" of a whole culture, the invisible backgroud radiation, as it were - and less that of individuals freaking out a la "body snatchers".
     
    The really successful parasites, that is.
     
    To take it to an extreme, you could argue that the factoid presented by Blue Stone [(582566) on 2005.09.03 23:44 (#13473066)] above might be connected with religious rituals, more specifically those of Christening or "rebirth" in Christianity. Why did you decide to immerse yourself in water? "It's just a ritual", "God told me to do it", or "actually, my desires are being influenced by parasites in my brain" - who can honestly tell the difference, from the inside?
     
    N.b.: this only becomes really scary if the parasites infect only part of a population. As long as we're all on the same high, "weeeee" is the word.
     
    /doffs tin-foil hat

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  137. Or a new(ish) one. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1
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  138. AIDS does indeed do that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AIDS has some affect on the brain.
    It changes sexual behavior a bit.

  139. Microsoft by David+Off · · Score: 1

    and in other news, Microsoft Lawyers have launched a suit against the humble threadworm for infringement of their business patent covering "influencing the mind of hosts to do really really stupid things".

  140. Useful application by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

    Can this stuff be made into a liquid that can be dropped into my 5 year old son's milk on bath night? The sight of him actually running towards the bath of his own accord would be sheer heaven.

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  141. Thank Goodness, by magnus_1986 · · Score: 1

    it does not affect us humans, no way! We are immun....PLUNGES INTO WATER....

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  142. I wonder whether this is actually funny .. by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    Behold the evolution of the Goa'uld!

    I find it scary.

    I also wonder what these small white dots that grow on my lips sometimes do, will they get me more girls?

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  143. MOD PARENT UP by bcmm · · Score: 1

    WTF didn't we all think of that?

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  144. Megaloponera foetens by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    http://www.mememachinego.com/archives/001484.html

      "On occasion one of these ants, while looking for food is infected by inhaling a microscopic spore from a fungus of the genus Tomentella. After being inhaled, the spore seats in the ant's tiny brain and begins to grow, causing changes in the ant's patterns of behavior. The Ant appears troubled and confused; for the first time in its life the ant leaves the forest floor and begins to climb.

            Driven on by the growth of the fungus, the ant embarks on a long and exhaustive climb. Completely spent and having reached a prescribed height, the ant impales the plant with its mandibles. Thus affixed, the ant waits to die. Ants that have met their ends in this fashion are quite common in some sections of the forest.

            The fungus continues to consume first the nerve cells and finally all the soft tissue that remains of the ant. After approximately two weeks a spike appears from what had been the head of the ant. This spike is about an inch and a half in length and has a bright orange tip heavy with spores which rain down onto the rain forest floor for other unsuspecting ants to inhale. "

    If you go looking for the Megaloponera foetens, you'll find that the information all seems to trace back to a single source, the Museum of Jurassic Technology : http://www.mjt.org/index.html

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  145. StarGate? by mr.+mulder · · Score: 1

    Finally, some real evidence for our Gould overlords!

  146. Re:Something like this is happening in the US now. by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

    I was in Southern Illinois with some friends at one time in the not too distant past, and if those guys aren't rednecks, then there is no such thing.

    Anyhow, this complete redneck just came over to where we were standing and of course the conversation took a turn towards politics. The redneck blurted out "I'd rather vote for a hispanic-speakin' nigger than Bush".

    For that reason, I don't think it's the rednecks that voted for Bush so much as the hardcore fundamentalist Christians.

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  147. Save the Guinea Worm Foundation by truckaxle · · Score: 1

    Lets not forget the Guinea Worm Foundation whose goal is to preserve and protect the Guinea Worm. They ask the question "Who speaks for the Guinea Worm"? With the clamour to save "cute" megafauna some of the less huggable and furry creature get a raw deal. In fact there are organization that are dedicated to the heartless eradication of the Guinea Worm.

  148. There is a well documented case in humans by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    A worm infection in villages in Africa - when it wants to burst out and have its eggs in water, it persuades the host to place its feet in the local river, so when another local drinks that water, the infection will continue.

    It does this by making the hosts foot burn. It burrows down the body to the feet.

    This kinda life makes me argue against evolution, and against creationism.

    It is just too freaky! (the humans, not the worm ;-) lol)

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  149. no. by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    "the life , universe and everything" was a reference to douglas adams.

  150. Parasites make crabs pregnant by TheGuano · · Score: 1

    There was an article about "mind-controlling" parasites in SciAm or another one of the mass-consumption journals 2-3 years ago. It highlighted one, which bored into the soft tissue of marine crabs, and caused them to become all hairy (yuck) and eventually behave as though they were pregnant, waving their claws around to spread the worm's larvae into the water. In another, some bird parasite would form an encrusted cashing around the brains of a particular fish, and would cause the fish to swim up to the surface sideways, making it shimmer under the water and be more likely to be eaten by the birds. They also had a picture of a parasitic worm that would eat the tongue of a fish and "take its place" in the host's mouth. That was a freakish, alien-like thing.

  151. I for one welcome... by bruddah · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our zombified fungus-brained insect overlords, and would happily volunteer to round up suitable brains for future digestion...

  152. Toxoplamsa Gondii by arete · · Score: 1

    Toxoplamsa Gondii (that cat thing) is much worse than you think. The CDC alone has quite a bit of information, but it's not well organized. (Google +site:cdc.gov)

    For instance: Humans can get it by eating infected meat, but ALSO by inhaling spores from infected cat feces. Be concerned about cleaning that litterbox! Common medical practice is only concerned with cases when the initial acute infection is especially severe, which is common in pregnancy (the fetus is vulnerable to death)

    But the disease persists in the mammal brain even in asympomatic adults. And it has a noteable correlation with schizophrenia.

    This is all from the CDC website, but from various different pages and studies.

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