User: JamesP

I tmakes me think....

On: MPAA Ruins Own Films As Anti-Piracy Measure

GIGLI was the beta version...

Buffer overrun

On: How are You Preventing Mailto-Link Harvesting?

Just put somthing before thatll nuke the spambot

like

mailto:@#$%$%$%%##%#%%##%@@@@@22@@@@

then mailto:yourname@youraddress.com

not sure if itll work though

I know who downloaded it

On: Half Life 2 Source Code Leaked

SCO, so next time they can say " this is leaked code" the when they see something nothing like a system code, more like a game code, theyll say

"But we never said it was ours, its just leaked code"

Re:TIE

On: Ion Engine Propels Probe to Moon

Ion Engines are slow. Thats why TIE advanceds have Hyperdrive...

What a woos!!!

On: The Weak Signal Challenge - Decode and Win $100

Man,

The solution is called matched filter...

If you need to ask is because youre not going to understand anyway...

Move along...

On: Smartcards to Track London Commuters

Smartcards have ALWAYS been used to track people in Mass transportation...

Now, because London did it (w/ considerable delay) everybody start complaining.

Lets get real. Either complain about everyone, or jut let it be...

Problem solution

On: Recommendations for RPN Calculators?

This happens when the voltage-regulating diodes got blown off or their connection are broken.

You can try and replace them, or buy a new calculator. HP49 is a good catch, although TI calculators rock. They are not RPM, but they have better sense than HP in making the Hardware... I mean, their processors are much more advanced:

For one, theyre no 4-bit. For second, they are FAST (like 33Mhz)

Example lesson

On: File-Sharing Ethics Taught In Classrooms?

Kids, look at P Diddy.

Someone shared his songs on the internet now he can only afford ten hookers for ech party instead of the usual 30

Look at Beniffer

If no one had shared their movie on the internet, they would have married by now.

blah,blah,blah

Re:I think I speak for all Europeans when I say

On: EU Parliament Approves Software Patents

You forgot

Va te faire foutre!
Encule!
Enfie este nabo no seu rabo!
Scheisse!

Lucky me

On: EU Parliament Approves Software Patents

My patents became reality:

No-click purchase
All those sliding bars

Re:PBF

On: Is There An OS On My Hard Drive?

Michael Robertson, in his usual marketing speak, compares this to adding "Fluoride in the water"

While Lindows puts fluoride, M$ puts concrete, and charges for it.

The Real Advantage

On: Athlon 64 Debuts

AMD is making Intel eat dust w this launch

Ok, the P4 EE beats if they are OVERCLOCKED... And this intel launch was plain stupid. I mean, 700 for a processor? I can buy me another couple of machines and build me a bewolf cluster...

And AMD will really show its power when having 64bit benchmarks
Xeon PAE? No thanks?
64bit math in P4EE? Do you mean it?

Some reasons

On: Live CD for PC Games?

1 - Hardware detection. You bought the game and changed video card some time later... too bad

2 - Game updates. You dont wanna burn a new CD just to apply a small patch

3 - Game size. Some games spawn thru several CDs

4 - Speed. Loading from CD is SLOW

5 - The environment provided by the OS. You wanna play using AOL on dial-up? Too bad, they only support standart ISPs... What if you want to play w you network card/cable modem/some other geek way you found out to rig your PC to the internet...

I broke the code

On: Cyrillic Projector Code Finally Cracked

and I still dont understand a word!

Thank You

On: Phillip Greenspun: Java == SUV

Someone spoke for that overbloated thing that is Java.

Sun really beat M$ in THAT game. If you want to do anything in Java you need a hundred classes, calling a million methods and passing them several times.

PHP and ASP are much more simple.

Java joined the complexity of the Windows API with the speed of an interpreted language, along with some bitches as strong-typing, millions of similar classes.

PHP
cut(bread)

ASP
bread.cut();

Java
knifeh = new KnifeHandle
knifeb = new KnifeBlade
k = new Knife
k.Attach(knifeh)
k.Attach(knifeb)

_try()
{ bread(k.cut)
}
catch (Outch)
{
dial.dialnumber(911);
}

Some Options

On: Secure Voice Communications While Travelling?

1 - Pig Latin
2 - Quenya Syndarin and stuff
3 - Parseltongue
4 - Windtalker

Or just talk like Sean Penn in I AM SAM. Anyone listening to the conversation will die before he finishes the phrase

Now all we need

On: Finally: Broadband for the Commodore 64

Is to figure out how to install a ATI card in order to play Half Life 2 w; maximum framerate...

Re:How about a restraining order

On: UK Makes Spamming a Fineable Offense

I agree that aggressive, repeat spammers -- the sort that end up on the SpamHaus.org ROKSO [spamhaus.org] (Register of Known Spam Operations) list -- deserve to be thrown permanently off the Internet. But maybe we should think of some more practical ways to deal with them?

Maybe having their penises enlarged by the methods they advertise, and making them sign to dozens of mortgages

Why bother?

On: Russ Cooper's Internet Penalties Plan

Politician will be the first to be fined. On second thought, though?

Gardner advisor

On: New ssh Exploit in the Wild

Gardner group advises everybody that, in face of this major security problem, that everybody should move to windows.

Theres little time

On: New ssh Exploit in the Wild

1. Make lsh incompatible w SCO UNIX
2. ???
3. WTF?
4. Profit!!!

Possible Client

On: Mandrake Linux 9.2, Adware Version

Dear Mandrake

I would be very interested in advertising. Please contact me.

Daryl McBride

I guess the forgot

On: Linux Most Attacked Server?

the 1 million succesfull "invasions" of the blaster virus.

Why CS

On: CS Master's Degrees - US vs. EU Programs?

You should focus on HL2 instead.

New virus tactics

On: Lousy E-mail Filters Complicating Outlook Worms

is adding to the bottom of the fake message "please send this email to everybody you know"