RIAA suas a 3 month old baby and his mother, who sang lullabies w/o paying the license A RIAA representative said "SInce this kid is not going to forget this lullaby ever again, were thinking of lobotomizing it so we get back our intellectual property"
I'm not going to say what I like about.NET (but I like it a lot), but why I am dissapointed with JAVA
1 - Everybody programs in it (or thinks so)
2 - Too many edition: there's server edition, standart, mobile, toilet edition, Javacard, javadrugs, and Java tamagotchi edition
3 - Language is a bitch. The bastard who invented typesafety (I know, not just in Java) reminded me of an old story about people being cut or stretched to fit in their beds. I guess he sould be banned out of his bed if he's just an inch bigger or smaller (please, cutting numbers is OK, most of the time)
And Java bitches too much about safety and parameters. If I don't want it to be safe, don't make me do it.
I've just pattented my new Copy protection technology it's number 666-666 just after patente 666-665 which is mine: "a method for air circulation in socks using localized fabric deterioration"
Here's the deal. You go to a store and buy a CD. Yuo open the box and there's nothing inside.
It's simple and effective. Of course you dont get to listen to the music. If you could, you would post it in Kazaa and we would have to sue you for that.
is that this guy was caught using telnet/pine to read his mail at home and some other kid saw this "very complicated" screen with no buttons and not even a paper clip to help in this task
Ok, so you can have a very tiny wire, that when superconductiong can carry several amperes... But if it heats and looses its superconductivity, it would just break like a fuse...
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Make the RIAA copyright "pen1s enlargement", "v14gr4" and stuff.
Now, what will happen if they send (not share) thousands of copies of it
Im all too happy with that
before the signed version fo Sobig appears?
RIAA suas a 3 month old baby and his mother, who sang lullabies w/o paying the license
A RIAA representative said "SInce this kid is not going to forget this lullaby ever again, were thinking of lobotomizing it so we get back our intellectual property"
having McBride as dinner to CG velociraptors
In M$CHOOL
Classes are taught by a giant paper clip
Sometimes te paper clip will explode, but it will reappear some minutes later
Sometimes the whole school will explode
You dont pay by student, you pay to sit
No one would see any security personnel. If you ask, they would say " if you could see them, then it wouldnt be safe"
In Linux
The school is build by the children, with home-made items.
Penguins teach the students
Teachers use pipes to talk to one another
No one pays anything
I'm not going to say what I like about .NET (but I like it a lot), but why I am dissapointed with JAVA
1 - Everybody programs in it (or thinks so)
2 - Too many edition: there's server edition, standart, mobile, toilet edition, Javacard, javadrugs, and Java tamagotchi edition
3 - Language is a bitch. The bastard who invented typesafety (I know, not just in Java) reminded me of an old story about people being cut or stretched to fit in their beds. I guess he sould be banned out of his bed if he's just an inch bigger or smaller (please, cutting numbers is OK, most of the time)
And Java bitches too much about safety and parameters. If I don't want it to be safe, don't make me do it.
Ok, I've bitched enough
I've just pattented my new Copy protection technology it's number 666-666 just after patente 666-665 which is mine: "a method for air circulation in socks using localized fabric deterioration"
Here's the deal. You go to a store and buy a CD. Yuo open the box and there's nothing inside.
It's simple and effective. Of course you dont get to listen to the music. If you could, you would post it in Kazaa and we would have to sue you for that.
I just hope they shoot themselves in the foot and block Office from reading its own documents.
Why not work on ensuring that my call will never get disconnected?
Because then you can send a picture of yourself flipping the bird to them.
of the CRAPULTER. check it at CounterExploitation
is that this guy was caught using telnet/pine to read his mail at home and some other kid saw this "very complicated" screen with no buttons and not even a paper clip to help in this task
So, he's quite obviously 1337 h4x0r...
I would bet in the Al Quaeda, the aliens from planet Zoron or the government of Sb0rnia
an over-zealous mailbox that destroys all unwanted CD's
begin:
switch (rand()%2)
[
case 0:
bush++;
break;
case 1:
gore++;
}
goto begin;
Disclaimer: IAAE but IANAIEEEE
1 - Shut down the Mains...
2 - Make sure no one touch the power on switch (Put someone armed there, or a mouse trap)
3 - Open this mess...
4 - Disassemble it (ie get everything out of the box... clean it)
5 - Reassemble (the most possible) out of the box
using CORRECT GAUGE WIRE (disclaimer: you will mess this up... use THICK wire )
6 - Replace it and reconnect it...
7 - Provide a funeral service to the guy who got stuck in the mouse trap or got shot while trying to turn on the mains...
8 - PROFIT!!!
a worm that automatically downloads Linux?
That's why it's called G5
G5 > P4 by means of the Chewbacca deduction...
Check this out...
#define true 7361
#define false 28456
These are NOT redered using Video Card power, but the processor...
Video card power is only used in DESIGNING and PREVIEWING the scenes...
Video card is good but not as good as raw math over some minutes (or even hours)
That would be 500 Euros (500E00 with the proper symbol turned into 50000)
I am using my laptop to type this. It has Linux installed.
The worse problem: video. But after downloading the driver everything worked fine (Via TwisterK)
Network - no problem
Sound Card - no problem
Now, not everybody gets lucky. I had a friend who took some weeks and several distros to get his LCD panel to work... Video Card - Mobility Radeon
The funniest thing is that he payed 50000 more than I did...
I don't know how is this supossed to work.
Ok, so you can have a very tiny wire, that when superconductiong can carry several amperes... But if it heats and looses its superconductivity, it would just break like a fuse...
I mean, why not use a regular fuse??
Clippy: It seems you're having a heart attack... Do you want me to call for help?
Chinese President in his office...
Picks up phone...
"Who's this?"
"Er. My name is Daryl McBride, from SCO cororation...Is it true that there are 1 billion computers using Linux in China?"
"Yes"
"So that will be 699 billion dollars, please..."
"Ok, we'll be sending the check any time soon"
(hangs and calls defense minister)
"Capture this McBride immediatly (ha,ha,ha)"
NO, NO It's too complicated!
1. Go to your nearest Apple store.
I don't understand??? Don't speak tech to me, I'm not a computer person...