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  1. Re:mustard is a chemical agent? on Another WW-I Chemical Site In Washington, DC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe not that big of a difference...remember, it's related to WW1, there were Germans involved. PS. They were the evil ones.

    I think you are confusing the First World War with the Second World War. There were no Nazis involved in the first war (I really shouldn't have to explain this). Allied propaganda aside, the Germans were no better or worse than the allied powers.

  2. Re:sound good to me on Professor Says UFO Studies Should Be Taught At Universities · · Score: 1

    Why do UFOs always show up in front of some hick in south dakota or kentucky? why don't the aliens ever land on the mall in DC or on top of the Effiel tower?

    I think Bill Hicks had a pretty good explanation for this.

  3. Re:sound good to me on Professor Says UFO Studies Should Be Taught At Universities · · Score: 1

    Nobody's every brought back an Alien brain

    Well, then the obvious solution is to recruit more Zombies for UFO research. If anyone can bring back Alien brains, it would be them...

  4. Re:Warm, salty, gritty... on Evolution, Big Bang Polls Omitted From NSF Report · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, your post is primordial slime. It's not like it was intelligently designed.

  5. Re:Random? on US Changes How Air Travelers Are Screened · · Score: 1

    They're NOT pulling people aside because they're nonwhite.

    Um, I worked with a lot of Chinese post-docs. Whenever we would fly somewhere to go to a conference, they were *always* "randomly chosen" for increased security screening. I (being considered "white") was never selected. They even joked about how used they had gotten to it.

  6. /. is working hard to reduce site traffic. on Europe's Space Agency Wants To Do What NASA Can't · · Score: 1

    No, it isn't.

  7. Re:BLASPHEMY on Cthulhu the Musical, Tentacular, Tentacular! · · Score: 1

    But I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Surely squid and spaghetti can work together in peace!

  8. Excellent Technological Breakthrough on Scientists Say Toads Can Predict Earthquakes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now that we have frogs to predict the earthquakes, we can more effectively employ sheep bladders to prevent them!

  9. Re:Darwin Or Nature's Reset Button? on Gonorrhea As the Next Superbug · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perhaps not tenet, but certainly you might be within a tenant.

    Well, depending on how the tenant pays the rent...

  10. Re:I doubt it on Haptic Gaming Vest Simulates Punches, Shots, Stabbing · · Score: 1

    Having been in a one-on-one fight with an ancient Greek god

    Welcome to Slashdot, Mr. Shatner. I can see by your high uid that it took you a while to find us.

  11. Re:"Tits!" would be fine... on Research Lets You Type Words By Thought Alone · · Score: 1

    He brings a heavy looking sports-bag in the office one day - find a reason to quickly step outside.

    If you get enough people to do that, he could wind up like this guy.

  12. Re:health insurance is like auto insurance now on House Passes Massive Medical Insurance Bill, 219-212 · · Score: 1

    The idea that preventative care (spending $1000-2000 a year to visit the doctor and repair various ailments) is cheaper than catastrophic care is a myth. It makes about as much sense as me repainting my car every year to prevent rust. It makes much more sense to wait for the rust, and THEN repaint my car. The same is true with your body.

    Great idea. Don't you ever go in for physical exams. When you feel a pain or lump in your side or neck, don't go to the doctor right away. Wait a few years so the doctor can tell you that the cancer has spread throughout a large part of your body. Then, not only can we be rid of another idiot, but you also get to die a well-deserved painful, lingering death.

  13. Re:health insurance is like auto insurance now on House Passes Massive Medical Insurance Bill, 219-212 · · Score: 1

    The fact that, depending on your state, you're not actually allowed to defend yourself (gun or not).

    And which state would this be? I know of no state where you cannot defend yourself against someone breaking into your house.

    It's not just about guns, it's about the legality of self-defense. Go look for cases where would-be burglars injured themselves while robbing a house and successfully sued.

    The cases you are thinking of are where people set up traps to kill or injure someone entering their home while they were gone. You can shoot someone who breaks into your house. You cannot set up a tripwire or mantrap. This is not some recent "liberal" thing. This is basic common law well over a century old.

    In short, like most American conservatives, you do not have the first clue what you are talking about. You just believe what the hate radio tells you.

    The sad thing is that even hate radio is getting more stupid. Try listening to some of the works of Father Coughlin. He may have been a bigoted piece of dung, but at least he was an articulate, well-spoken bigoted piece of dung. Listening to right-wing radio now is like hearing a scene from "Idiocracy". "Obama sucks 'cause he interrupted me when I was watching 'Oh, my balls!'"

  14. Re:To be fair.... on Food Activist's Life Becomes The Life of Brian · · Score: 2, Funny

    To be fair, his book did say "Blessed are the cheese makers", so he does bear some of the culpability.

    Well, to be fair, he wasn't speaking literally. I think he meant any manufacturer of dairy products.

  15. Re:Oblig on Food Activist's Life Becomes The Life of Brian · · Score: 1

    He's NOT the messaiah, he is a very naughty boy!

    Are you a virgin?
    What?
    Well, if it's not a personal question.

  16. Re:me too on YouTube Was Evil, and Google Knew It · · Score: 1

    the needs of the few coming before the needs of the many, is contrary to american revolutionary ideas.

    Since when was America a part of Vulcan?

  17. Re:Cool ! on Scientists Use Sex-Crazed Bugs As Pesticide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nature... finds a way.

    No, a lot of times it really doesn't.

  18. Now 3 buttons... on YouTube Was Evil, and Google Knew It · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now, there are three buttons on the Google home page:

    1. Google Search
    2. I'm Feeling Lucky
    3. AARRRRR!!!

  19. Re:Masturbating Dog Killer on Killer Convicted, Using Dog DNA Database · · Score: 1

    At least he's not going to boldly split infinitives.

    I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!

  20. Re:Not for Long on C-Span Posts Full Archives Online · · Score: 1

    CSPAN isn't always boring. Sometimes authors speak very compellingly about their books. When they've got a good author and a good topic, CSPAN is easily the best thing on the tube.

    I, for one, would certainly agree with you. But the people GP is talking about would find shows like Book TV to be as dull as watching paint dry. Shows like that require that you pay attention and use your brain. And there are no loud explosions.

  21. Re:How does he know it's unique? on Yale Law Student Wants Government To Have Everybody's DNA · · Score: 1

    Oh quite true. I simply figured that "brevity is the soul of wit". But, the 2004 election shows us so blatantly how little choice we have. When the two already vetted candidates cannot be substantially differentiated between, we do not have democracy.

  22. Re:They also hacked goatse on Iran Hacks US Spy Sites · · Score: 1

    They also hacked goatse

    "There is no goatse in Iran" - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

  23. Re:An easier plan on US Intelligence Planned To Destroy WikiLeaks · · Score: 3, Funny

    It depends on who is doing the pat down.

    Have you seen the people who work for TSA?

  24. Re:Awwwww, hes just so cute and innocent... on Yale Law Student Wants Government To Have Everybody's DNA · · Score: 2, Informative

    This guy reminds me of a cute little 5 year old. His heart is in the right place and he just wants everything fair and nice.

    Actually, I would be more interested in what he plans to do after graduation and if this kind of database would be useful for him. Remember, he is a law student. Lawyers don't care about the truth. In fact, it is a part of the job description ("zealous advocacy" and all that sort of thing). He probably does not actually believe what he is writing, but if enough *other* people believe his arguments, he gets what he wants.

    Remember politicians, lawyers, journalists, and similar people are not interested in facts or logical arguments. They are interested in "winning" the argument since it gives them the advantage.

    It is a problem that geeks (myself included, I'm not trying to poke fun at anyone) have with the "real world" of politics and law. We are used to dealing with science and engineering principles, which require that we find out what the facts are, and to how many decimal places. We use logic as a means to design things properly or determine new principles.

    In the "real world" facts are used selectively and placed in favorable lights. The truth is relevant only insofar as it serves someone's needs.

  25. Re:How does he know it's unique? on Yale Law Student Wants Government To Have Everybody's DNA · · Score: 2, Funny

    The dumb ones become POTUS.

    Sorry to be OT, but it reminds me of a joke.

    Q: Who did you vote for president in 2004?
    A: I voted for the rich Yale graduate.