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  1. Re:it's hardly a copy on Apple Quashes pBop · · Score: 1

    You're right; it really only got coverage because of speculation that it was going to be quashed by Apple.

  2. Re:Standard response to the "why bother" crowd. on Ultimate Cooling System · · Score: 1

    7. Because I'm too cheap and too short-sighted to buy a PowerMac G5.

  3. This is a great topic on Retro Vision · · Score: 1
    Just last night, my girlfriend asked me what my name would have been if I could have chosen it. Without a pause, I answered, "Steve Austin."

    Really, what else would it be?

  4. Re:Space Elevator and Nature on Yarn Spun from Nanotubes · · Score: 3, Funny
    > that could actually help get it off the ground.

    Mod parent up "+1 Pun Intended"!

  5. Re:MMmmmmm radiation on WiFi Phone Announced · · Score: 2, Funny
    > There goes my idea of a covert 802.11 butt plug antenna.

    I'm not sure I understand... are you saying that for some reason putting the antenna in your butt would put it too close to your head?

    If you did go with the idea, you could probably market it as a fitness tool, since it would give the wearer a very hot ass. They don't have to know that "hot" refers to temperature...

  6. Re:Difference on Pocket PCs Masquerade as iPods · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently, they even had a feature that caused the virtual battery to fail after 18 months, but Apple Legal forced them to remove that... Something about a patented business model.

  7. Two words... on Adventure Story Game for iPod Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Hello Sailor!"

    I spent two weeks locked in a dark room with Zork III. Worse than crack, those old Infocom games. Too bad that, without a keyboard, you really couldn't replicate the gameplay of those on an iPod.

    Anyone interested in developing same for the Handspring Treo 600?

  8. Or better yet, enter these commands for fun... on Learning Unix for Mac OS X Panther · · Score: 1

    man woman
    got a light?
    how would you describe George W. Bush's idiocy?
    Make sure to type them verbatim, including all punctuation, hitting return after each one.

  9. Re:Emulation can be the only option on EFF Continues Fight On Blizzard Vs. Bnetd Case · · Score: 1
    At UC Berkeley, you can make your own majors. Maybe if games are so important to you, you can go there and become a network gaming major.

    I mean really, what are you at college for? Is this a survival issue? I don't know if the bnetd project is right or wrong, but it should be argued on its own merits rather than whether or not the guy from I Phelta Thi can play WCIII against his tri-Lamda counterpart.

  10. This is great... on Linux & Mac UT2004 Demos · · Score: 3, Funny
    As if Linux users didn't waste enough time on their computers!

    /ducks to avoid all the negative moderation coming his way.

  11. I'm just wondering when they'll fix the bug... on GarageBand Update 1.0.1 Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    that makes my voice sound screechy and out of tune!

  12. Better link for Think Tanks on Good Online FPS Games/Servers For Beginners? · · Score: 1
  13. Think Tanks! on Good Online FPS Games/Servers For Beginners? · · Score: 1

    I had a bunch of fun playing Think Tanks when it came out for the Mac. It's fast paced and cartoony, and a lot of fun. I gues it's really a 3PS, not FPS, but I figured I'd mention it anyway.

  14. Well, why not improve on the idea even further? on Inside Microsoft's New Digital Photo Project · · Score: 1
    See if you can get a system to include even more information such as the direction the camera was pointing, lens size and zoom settings, etc. Then combine the whole thing together so that as more and more images come in, you can do matrix-esque bullet-time renderings of scenery, buildings and more.

    And you could build in error-correcting routines so that once you have multiple image sources for a particular location, it'll learn to throw away non-static elements such as vehicles and people. Imagine being able to do a fully-rendered fly-through of New York City. Wouldn't that be awesome?

  15. Re:They forgot the'.' on Inside Microsoft's New Digital Photo Project · · Score: 1

    they forgot the '-ed', too. As in, "this page has been /.-ed"

  16. Re:Ah, the good old days... on Learning Computer Science via Assembly Language · · Score: 1
    There was about 4k that was guaranteed untouched by the system at $C000 (49152). But since the darn thing wasn't a multi-tasker, you could put machine code anywhere that didn't have a purpose. There were some special locations down near the bottom: I think the text screen was 1K starting at 1024.

    IIRC, the region just below $C000 was where the fonts were stored, and the region just above was "underneath" the ROM image of the BASIC OS. When the machine was booted, the OS was copied from ROM to RAM, and it was possible to modify the OS and restart, or modify the fonts, etc. It was also possible to do all this by accident, something I did often.

    $20 $D2 $FF, just to follow up was "jsr $FFD2", a Jump to SubRoutine which was the part of the kernel that printed whatever byte that was currently in the accumulator into whatever slot the cursor was currently in on the screen.

  17. Ah, the good old days... on Learning Computer Science via Assembly Language · · Score: 1
    I remember writing assembly for my C64 when I determined that BASIC was just too darned slow for me. What's scary is that I got good enough at understanding the underlying binary code that I was able to detect a bug when typing in a machine language program from Compute's Gazette; I recognized the numeric pattern of a command that just did not make sense in one line out of hundreds in a program which just would not run as published.

    Any of you old C64 wonks remember what the following code would translate to? $20 $D2 $FF

    What would that do on a C64?

    So I say, forget assembler; it's too high level. Make those kids flip bits, for g'd's sake!

  18. Re:Does war become cheap? on Robots for No Man's Land · · Score: 1
    Hmmm... your comment really makes me think about that old saying about "swords to ploughshares." Maybe when a less war-like administration is put in place in the states, they'll decide to make the money back on these robots by "teaching" them to do the most back-breaking chores on farms, and giving them away to small farmers who will use them to compete against corporate farmers who will have to pay full price, and...

    Whoops, there goes the socialist in me again...

  19. Re:Just what every city needs on Hektor: the Graffiti Robot · · Score: 1
    Apparently now Apple is making a product called iTag. It's part of the $49.00 iLife bundle and includes 1000 graphiti clip-art items that auto-taggers can include in their "artwork".

    Tagging just isn't the same as it was when I was a kid.

  20. Re:Really smart move on Why iPod Mini is a smart move for Apple · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It really is just a matter of perspective, isn't it?

    I really couldn't justify buying an iPod just over a year ago, when I was thinking about it. But I was tired of having to make tapes for long drives, so I was seriously considering getting a 10-CD changer for my car. When I priced out the low end on that, it was over $400.00, including installation.

    Instead, I got a 10GB iPod at MWSF 2003 for $369 and now I have a 100+CD changer whenever I drive! And work out. And go on /.!

  21. Re:It was twenty years ago today... on Apple Releases Security Update 2004-01-26 · · Score: 1

    So will my patch for AmigaOS be coming out some time in the next five years or so?

  22. Re:sports : video games :: football : Civ on Apple and Pepsi Ad Sports RIAA Targets · · Score: 1
    Hell, I went out and bought the complete rules to football once I really started getting in to it.

    That's great; geeking out to football to such a point that you buy a manual. Do you shout out RTFRB (RB=Rule Book) when the people you watch football with question a call?

  23. nostalgia on Perl Haiku Poetry Contest · · Score: 1

    Remember when Perl
    was the language of choice for
    lazy programmers?

  24. 64 bits? on Sun Sparc 5 Nostalgia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Back in my day, we had eight bits, and we liked it!

  25. Reminds me of a book I once read... on Lie Detector Glasses Coming Soon · · Score: 2, Informative
    Wouldn't that be wonderful if it worked? At least James Halperin thought so when he wrote The Truth Machine a few years back. It's a fanciful novel the central concept of which is that enforcing honesty changes the world and brings on a wonderful Utopian society.

    Sigh... if only.