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  1. Re:the question is... on Japanese Mars Probe Failing · · Score: 1

    I know Steve Stone must've felt like doing just that about a million times... but you can't send him to a mental hospital -- who'll sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game?"

  2. Re:Remember... Spinal tap on In Search of Stupidity · · Score: 1
    The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

    There's such a fine line between clever and... stupid.

  3. Slowed considerably??? on More Than 500,000 High Tech Jobs Lost in 2002 · · Score: 1
    However, a preliminary look at data for 2003 shows that the decline in high-tech employment has slowed considerably

    Preliminary numbers show that my high-tech employment declined 100% this year... Still hoping for a break-even by the end of December though.

  4. These tricks aren't just for kids. on Rules for Teenage Internet Access? · · Score: 1
    "Don't quickly exit from everything when we walk past."

    Yeah, my boss tried that one also. You know, we can hear you coming, right?

  5. Lo-Jack Jr. on Small Supercomputer, XPC, Notebook, and Gaming Thingy · · Score: 1
    Oh they definitely need to work that Gametrac into an episode of Without a Trace...

    "Little joey was last seen at the bus stop, but his Gametrac somehow made it to the basement of St Paul's Church down the street."

  6. But who would want to... on Second Life Recognizes IP Of User-Created Objects · · Score: 1
    claim responsibility for some of the "content"?

    You get what you pay for, so the saying goes.

  7. Re:Holy shit! on Forbes Examines SCO Subpoenas · · Score: 1

    At least the reporter didn't ask about "GNU/Unix"... That little bit of burlesque could last hours.

  8. I am a fickle American on Memory Holes and the Internet (updated) · · Score: 1
    When this was an issue so long ago, I jumped on the "Shoulda ousted Saddam" bandwagon... probably just as an excuse to ridicule Bush Sr. However, in that essay his analysis is very lucid, and as it turns out, prophetic.

    My humblest appologies to the former president... harshest criticisms to the current.

  9. Re:What about the 'whoops'? on Simcity Microwave Power by 2050? · · Score: 1
    Yeah, sure! If the reception station's power supply suddenly turns off, it'll know to send a message to the satellite to stop...

    But even then, it's in an industrial-zoned area, so no big deal anyway.

  10. 8 MB for a video game? on First Sony PSP Pictures Revealed · · Score: 1
    So they scoop together all this technology so it can push pretty much the same # of polys as the PS2, but with only a quarter of the RAM?! Sure you can draw a bunch of polys, but the model vertex data has to be stored somewhere... along with textures, audio, execution code, animations.

    Okay so 'olden days' games were a lot smaller than that, but my question is: Why all the serious 3D hardware without enough RAM to store all the things that go into a 3D game?

  11. Re:is it that simple? on Patent Sought For Amazon Marketplace · · Score: 1
    The best part is the last paragraph of the patent...

    "...the swinging method of the present invention may be referred to by the present inventor and his sister as "Tarzan" swinging. The user may even choose to produce a Tarzan-type yell while swinging in the manner described, which more accurately replicates swinging on vines in a dense jungle forest. Actual jungle forestry is not required."

    Seriously. What was this? 3rd grade File-A-Patent Day?

  12. Re:Great Idea... Some Other Suggestions on Branding Mozilla: Towards Mozilla 2.0 · · Score: 1
    I think people will dig tabbed browsing once they try it. However, Mozilla's implementation of it is pretty broken (or inferior, I guess) compared to just hitting Ctrl-N in IE. In IE, the current page is copied to a new browser window along with my browse history ("Back" button drop-down). In Mozilla, Ctl-T brings up a new tab with a blank page... I'm not sure why. And Ctl-N brings up a new window at my home page with a blank history... Again, pretty pointless.

    For people like me whose browsing branches frequently, this is pretty frustrating. I'm using Mozilla for now because I dig the 'open-source competitor' thing. But they have some work to do before 2.0.

  13. Yeah, but can it... on The World's Fastest Electric Car · · Score: 1

    ...take one of these???

  14. Not This Year! on Intuit Apologizes to Turbo Tax Customers · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Thanks to arrangements made by my former employer, there will be no need for me to pay income taxes this year!

    Yeah, suck it IRS Sux0r5. AND Turbo Tax. And Dubya. You ain't getting ONE CENT of the money I didn't earn this year. Roll that in your budget and smoke it.

  15. Re:A little more detail please on SGI Compares Linux & System V Source Code · · Score: 1

    can't you just diff the kernel versions and look at the lines that are deleted... or changed to represent the same functionality?

  16. More like 2.15 Mph on Microsoft Money Leads To Street-Legal Porsche 959s · · Score: 1
    Sorry, but unless this thing is specially fitted to cruise on medians and guard-rails, you're still gonna be counting the inches on the 520 bridge.

    Hope you like 1st gear.

  17. Kha-ZAM!!! on Borland Releases New C++ Toolkit · · Score: 3, Funny
    Damn! I want my name to be "Jonathon Khazam". Except, I wouldn't go around saying things like:

    Borland is a leader in C++ development

    I'd be all like "Khazam!!! MS can kizziss my kizzass!" People would dig that shit in press releases.

  18. In Soviet Russia... on Can Lotus Notes R3 Prior Art Save The Browser? · · Score: -1, Troll
    Microsoft abuses software patents!

    Or... wait.

    This is hard.

  19. Re:gaming is big business now... on Half-Life 2, ATI, NVIDIA, and a Sack of Cash · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but it's always a little off somehow. As if developers are just phrasing that way because they've suddenly decided (realized?) that they're a business so they need to act like a business.

    It's like if you heard a musician say "We're working with labels to ensure a de-escalation in infringement of our copyrights, while providing the highest quality musical experience to our listeners."

    I mean, yeah sure, that's the way it works. But I know damn well those words didn't originate in the head whose mouth is speaking them.

  20. Re:I guess she would rather waste tax payers money on Ruling on GPS Tracking Devices · · Score: 1
    Valid point.

    But the argument is whether or not you need a warrant to attach the device, not whether or not it should ever be done.

    GPS is a simple way to do 24/7 surveillance detail on a suspect if a judge says so. Otherwise, it's an invasion of privacy. Makes sense to me.

  21. Re:Benchmarking even shadier? on Initial Half-Life 2 Benchmarks Released · · Score: 1
    So going back to DX8 was the best optimization they had for Nvidia cards? Is it just me or is the game tech actually ahead of the card features?

    It's always been "Oh, that card has all the best features, but you won't see a game that actually uses them for another 18 months."

    Also, I wish they would've discussed why the Ti4600 kicked the shit out of Nvidia's newer cards.

  22. Where's my Tin Foil? on New iMacs (and iPods) · · Score: 1
    I've had a theory for the past couple years that some 'rogue' virus might march through my computer some day and wipe out all my mp3s... then there was that orrin hatch babble about making it legal.

    Let me just say I'm very happy to have my music backed up.

  23. Mod the Parents -Down-!! on Kids Kill, Victim Sues Game Maker · · Score: 1

    (-1, American)

  24. Chris Rock once said on Kids Kill, Victim Sues Game Maker · · Score: 1
    Quoting chris rock:

    "Everybody want to know what they were listening to, what movies did they watch?... Whatever happened to Craaazy?! What, you can't be crazy no more?... Fuck the records, fuck the movies, CRAY-ZEE.

  25. Re:Interesting.. on Essay Grading Software For Teachers · · Score: 1

    Then again... it's only slightly more dehumanizing than sending the essays off to India to be graded :\