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  1. Re:Where oh where? on Spider Missing After Trip To Space Station · · Score: 5, Funny

    So we've got a spider with 8 arms, a bag of sophisticated tools, and a good source of mutagenic cosmic radiation. I don't like the look of this.

  2. Re:Why the Vs? on OpenOffice Vs. Google Apps · · Score: 5, Funny

    We live in a time of extreme opinions.

    If you believe that you're the stupidest person in the history of the universe.

  3. "Normal programmers"? on Becoming a Famous Programmer · · Score: 1

    I am unfamiliar with this concept. Please explain.

  4. Re:Not all as it seems on IBM Threatens To Leave ISO Over OOXML Brouhaha · · Score: 3, Funny

    Forget to take your meds again, Darl?

  5. Re:Why talk on GE Microbes Make Ersatz Crude Oil From Many Sources · · Score: 5, Funny

    What will be interesting is how the oil giants respond to this competition.

    DMCA takedown notices?
  6. Re:People mess with thier own machines.. on Windows XP SP3 Creating Havoc · · Score: 3, Funny

    So as long as I don't install any software on my machine or do anything that changes the registry I'll be OK? I think the next computer I buy I'll just leave in the box. That way I'm sure not to have problems like this.

  7. Re:Well... on Windows 7 Likely Going Modular, Subscription-based · · Score: 1

    IBM still does this. Their zSeries processors have dozens of degrade levels. (I don't think that's what the marketing people call them.) This is actually a good thing for the customer as well as IBM. It's very easy to upgrade your processing capacity, which often can be done while the systems are running. It's much better than taking a multi-hour outage while an engineer mucks around with the cards and cables in your million-dollar machine.

  8. E coli on Printing With Enzymes · · Score: 2, Funny

    enzymes from E. coli bacteria

    What implications does this have for the "my dog ate my homework" excuse?
  9. What do you mean "we," kemosabe? on Fox News' FTP Password Anyone? · · Score: 1
    I am just sick of hearing about WMD's, when we all thought they were there.

    Plenty of people, outside of the government and the mainstream media at least, were skeptical about the WMD claims, if only on the principle that if Bush thought it was true it had to be false.

  10. Hmm . . . sounds familiar on Museum IDs New Species of Dinosaur · · Score: 1

    A dinosaur with yard-long growths over its eyes--isn't that Andy Rooney?

  11. Re:SCO? on Who Wrote, and Paid For, 2.6.20 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not really. As I understand it, most of what is labelled IBM was stolen from SCO.

  12. Re:'zas', 'em'? on Carpenter Breaks Previous Scrabble Point Record · · Score: 1
    Strictly the Queen's English when I play.

    For an extra challenge, you could use George W. Bush's English. All those 2- and 3-letter words would come in handy.

  13. Yup,, Scientology on Hoboken, NJ vs. Giant Parking Robot · · Score: 1
    Subject change; This company is based in Clearwater, FL. Anybody else get a sneaking suspicion that this has something to do with scientology?
    Just Google "robotic parking scientology." It looks like the owner of the company is a Scientologist.
  14. Re:This will.... on EFF Calls RIAA Tactics 'Reign of Terror' · · Score: 2, Funny
    This will obviously lead to anti-dusting legislation shortly.

    So? I'm sure everyone here is in compliance already.

  15. Re:just one more season on New Star Wars TV Series Confirmed · · Score: 1
    we already know what he did .. he lived in the dessert, he helped with the harvest
    What did he do, harvest ice cream sundaes? That should be worth a couple of episodes at least.
  16. Not Sure I Understand on The New Air Force Mission? · · Score: 1

    What does the Air Force use when it fights in cyberspace, Flight Simulator?

  17. Re:insulting to turkish people on Amazon's Mechanical Turk · · Score: 1

    Amazon is just lucky that Serdar Argic isn't around anymore.

  18. Re:What about creating an encryptor on DVD Decrypter Author Served With Take-Down Order · · Score: 1
    Isn't the key to avoiding DMCA nonsense to create your own content...then don't you have the same right to protect and decrypt your own content as Company S does? Who says only S**y is allowed to create discs with intentionally corrupt sectors; and therefore only S**y can say who can write programs that ignore such sectors?
    Sony's lawyers and Sony's money and Sony's congressmen, that's who. If you don't have at least the first two of those, it doesn't matter how right you are.
  19. Re:I'm in. on IBM Puts $100M Behind Linux Push · · Score: 1
    I pledge to install Linux on at least one PC, one laptop, and one handheld. How much of the $100M do I get?
    I'm going to be installing Linux on an IBM mainframe soon, so you don't get as much as I do.
  20. Re:Images on Bill Gates in 1983 Teen Beat Magazine · · Score: 1
    This is going to take vodka. A LOT OF VODKA to get the images out of my mind. I hate you CmdrTaco. I hate you. Sincerely.

    Buck up, man, it could be much worse. It could have been one of those nude photo sessions that some celebrities have in their past.

  21. Re:Conspiracy-Mongering To Grab Eyes For Ads on Following up on Torrent Shutdowns · · Score: 3, Funny
    None of these clowns ever manages to explain how they obtain rights that they haven't purchased and that no one has given them.
    Hi, this is Bozo speaking for the United Federation of Clowns. I talked to the other clowns, the ones at the MPAA and RIAA, and they told me how to obtain rights by purchasing them from Congress. Unfortunately I am a few hundred million dollars short. What do you suggest I do?
  22. Re:Internet vs local laws... on Project Gutenberg Threatened Over PG Australia · · Score: 1

    If you're in international waters, then obviously you're a pirate. You'll be dealt with by hanging from the yardarm or walking the plank or something.

  23. Inrcreasingly more difficult to convince whom? on Detecting Faked Photographs Gets Easier · · Score: 1
    increasingly more difficult to create convincing digital forgeries
    It only has to convince a jury. What are 12 random citizens more likely to believe, a complicated mathematical formula or a photograph they can see with their own eyes?
  24. Re:what about other drivers? on Stoplights to Mete Out Punishment? · · Score: 1
    But isn't peer pressure a good motivator? Now, speeding will not only get you more redlights (making it, in fact, take longer to get anywhere the faster you go), but you also run the risk of being the jackass that stopped all traffic.

    Actually, peer pressure is almost nonexistent when you're driving. Driving is anonymous, which is a large reason there are so many jackasses. People behave on the road in ways they never would in face-to-face interaction. I find that I drive much more politely if I imagine that other cars are driven by friends or coworkers.

  25. Who's the fool? on Cheap Fast Eyeglasses from a Desktop Fabricator · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you'd RTFA, you would have noticed that the device is patent-pending.