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  1. Re:This is new how? on White House Derails Attempts to End Illegal Wiretapping · · Score: 2, Funny

    This would put Cheney in charge.
    I don't think you've thought your brilliant plan all the way through.

  2. Re:Important Post on Forgetting May be Part of the Remembering Process · · Score: 1

    Port 4038....your brain is running Webshpere Portal.

  3. Re:Sounds like Pedo! on "Bear" Robot to Rescue Wounded Troops · · Score: 1

    New here are we?

  4. Re:May I be the first.... on Chairbot Walks You Around While You Sit · · Score: 1

    Goliath's are the the best answer to the guardian rush.

  5. Re:Correction on Jeremy Allison On Why DRM Will Never Work · · Score: 1

    Blair Witch wasn't good it was only popular.

  6. Re:If ever there was a time for the haha tag on Safemedia's CEO Tells Congress He Can Stop P2P · · Score: 1

    It would be.
    If this was fark

  7. Re:Constitutional response? on AT&T CEO Attacks Network Neutrality · · Score: 1

    This isn't a second ammendment situation just yet.
    Wake me up when Bush refuses to leave in 2008.

  8. Re:You'll go to jail for that on Watching My Neighbors Watch On-Demand TV · · Score: 1

    Correction.
    Their call center lackey doesn't care.
    Part of you dies when you strap on a headset and sit in a cube.

  9. Re:Feeding the trolls on DRAM Makers Suffer Due to Lackluster Vista Adoption · · Score: 1

    Windows XP is a dud.
    Windows 2000 is a dud.
    Windows NT 4.0 is a dud.
    Windows 98 is a dud.
    Windows 95 is a dud.
    Windows 3.1 is a dud.
    DOS 6.0 is a dud.
    CP/80-based code is a dud.
    Binary math is a dud.

    Seems about right

  10. Re:I misread this as "How the body senses Gold" on Scientists Identify How the Body Senses Cold · · Score: 1

    Why?, everyone knows treasure sensing is a dwarvish racial ability.

  11. Re:MOD Parent up on EVE Online Scandal Deliberate Frame-Job? · · Score: 1

    Lol who needs a GM to cheat in UO.
    The game is still riddled with hackable bugs

  12. Re:Danger! (Evolution) on Radiation-eating Fungi · · Score: 1

    Pikachu was intelligently designed. Raichu is the evolved form.

  13. Re:Insufficient technical information on FCC Says No to Mobile Phones on Airplane · · Score: 1

    Anecdotal evidence is the best kind ;)

    Sarcasm aside this will make life easier for people like me who perfer to talk to people face to face.

  14. Telemarketing on Haptics Technology Turns Phones into Weapons · · Score: 1

    This tech would be a dream come true if you could get telemarketers to use it.

    NO! NO I am not interested in saveing money on my car insurance. WHAP!

  15. Re:Nothing New - A Real Yahoo! on IBM Targets UFOs, Ghosts, and Goblins With Search Tool · · Score: 1

    Did the men in black haul you away yet?
    Step 2 is a closely guarded secret.
    Thats why smart posters always fill it in as ???

  16. Re:speed, speed and more speed - but where is it? on 4 GB May Be Vista's RAM Sweet Spot · · Score: 1

    The reason "bloat" happens is more because programming teams have deadlines and if there's a choice between a new feature, a bugfix or some not-strictly-necessary optimization (and there's always a choice)

    Thats almost right but not quite. The real answer is to add the new feature. Then start working on the bug fix only to be told that sales had promised a client yet another feature. If your lucky you'll get to the bug fix somewhere around version 1.7. That's assueming you haven't had your job outsourced to India by then.

  17. Re:2008, 2009, ad infinitum? on WoW Burning Crusade Delayed until January 2007 · · Score: 1

    Now all that's missing is a sequel to The Lost Vikings :D

    They did that already
    The Lost Vikings II review

  18. Re:So..... on The 20 Worst Games Ever · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Turn in your geek card now!

  19. Re:Oh please on IT and Divorce? · · Score: 1

    The trick is that just like any software, a marriage needs maintenance as well as the original source code. You need to have a bug tracking system in place, be open to feature requests, and be willing not to give up

    This really needs to be on a poster or a desk calender and sold on thinkgeek.com

  20. Slippery Slope on ESR Says Linux Followers Should Compromise · · Score: 1

    'Linux believers will have to reach out beyond self-absorbed geeks who learns Klingon and attends science fiction conventions in his spare time.'"

    It's a slippery slope.
    Next, you going to tell us we have to talk to girls and move out of our parents basement.

  21. Re:Exactly on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    Weren't we talking about some kind of movie? Oh well.
    I'll respond to this by quoteing the book in question.

    "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic. "Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

  22. Re:Exactly on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    Ok then, I'm starting the church of the pre-EA tank mage. All UO players will respect me.

  23. Re:Exactly on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    I take that back. I was completely serious about Paladins being over powered and
    Druids being nerfed into the ground. Everything else was tongue and cheek.

  24. Re:Exactly on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    Lighten up. It's not like I was making a serious remark about Christianity and WOW.
    Save your rage for the people who call for boycotts over stuff like this.

  25. Re:Exactly on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    So that's why Christians get bashed so much around here.
    It's all Wow's fault. Maybe I'll change religions and become a Druid.
    Then everyone would feel sorry for me.