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  1. Re:well yeah on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    I can say yes to most of those questions and I still didn't see the movie.

  2. Re:Stupid idea, uninspiring advertising on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    It has a stupid name (Snakes on a Plane?!?), a stupid premise, and nothing in the advertising I saw made me expect anything other than a stupid movie

    I thought the name was cool.

    Still won't go see it for all the other reasons listed.

  3. Re:Exactly on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Gates would be serving his fourth year in prison.
    The legal sysetm tried hard but garbage trucks full of money trump the internet

    John Kerry would be president.
    Many geeks hate all politicians equally.

    Richard Stallman would be on television.
    Give it time. It will happen.

    Churches would fold up because of lack of interest.
    My Level 41 Paladin disagrees with you.

    Anime would be everywhere.
    Give it time. There's a heck of a lot more of it then there was.

    Star Trek would have its own cable channel. Or two.
    And leave out SG-1 and Farscape? It's more likely we'll get a Sci-Fi channel. OH WAIT WE HAVE THAT!

  4. Mermaids on Irish Company Claims Free Energy · · Score: 1

    Anyone else more interested in the tank of mermaids then the free energy?
    Just a thought...ok then I'll be returning to my lonely life.

  5. Obligatory Quote on Our Moon Could Become a Planet · · Score: 1

    Inignot: Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err.
    Err: I am Err.
    Inignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
    Err: You said it right.
    Inignot: Our race is hundred of years beyond yours.
    Err: Man, you hear what he's saying?
    Inignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
    Err: We're the moon.
    Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.
    Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.

  6. Re:What a Novel Concept! on Wiretap Ruling Threatens Telecoms · · Score: 3, Funny

    The democrats!!! You remember the democrats, don't you?

    Ummm no.

  7. Re:other programs left off the list on The Greatest Software Ever · · Score: 1

    Did you know that the picture and music in badger lose synchronization noticeably in about 10 minutes ? Pathetic...,

    Thats not a bug its a feature and it will be fixed in the next patch.
    On a totaly unrealted note, they should do a top ten list for the lies developers tell.

  8. Re:The Perceived Threat of Science on Did Humans Evolve? No, Say Americans · · Score: 1

    Lol, string theorists clearly have a non testable theory and they blind people from the truth that the universe isn't made up of strings but is held together by the the flying noodle monsters apendage. When will wake up and realise that teaching String Theory in public schools is a violation of the seperation of church and state.

  9. other programs left off the list on The Greatest Software Ever · · Score: 1

    What the Morris worm gets on the list but not Outlook Express and IE 6? I ask you, which programs are more vital to the virus writing commmunity than these. Where's flash or animated GIF's? The technoliges that allow annoying ad's to exist as well as internet classics like hamster dance and badger badger badger. These are the technoliges that brought the internet into the golden age.

  10. More missing sites on 15 Websites That Changed the World · · Score: 1

    Missing sites
    Because the web is all about the power to annoy

    Zombo.com
    Badger Badger Badger

    and of course
    Hamster Dance

  11. Re:wow = horrible game on Surprising Burning Crusade Details for WoW · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wow, how long has it been since I heard the word tank mage and UO used in the same sentence.
    UO was a such beatiful game before EA got their grubby mits on it.
    Thanks for reminding me how far MMORPG's have fallen.
    Oh well back to Guild Wars. At least they don't charge monthly.

  12. Re:Parent post is moronic. on Has Anyone Seen the Moon Pictures? · · Score: 1

    So no. "Everything" does not have the possibility of being proven absolutely

    Hence faith is required to do anything.
    I have faith that the hammer and I are real.
    I have faith that it will hurt me if it falls on my foot.

  13. Re:Yep on The MPAA and EFF Cross Sabers · · Score: 1

    If your not purchasing your tea online. You've missed the point of this article.
    http://www.adagio.com/

  14. Re:Damaged by Oxygen? on Space Elevator An Impossible Dream? · · Score: 1

    "First, assume a spherical cow..."
    Is it in simple harmonic motion?

  15. Re:Yes on Network Management Outsourced to India · · Score: 1

    I think thats what google does for it's employee's.

  16. Re:.xxx delined for political reasons? on Slashback: Sony Blu-Ray, Phone Records, Korean Cloners · · Score: 1
    ok, this just doesnt make any bloodly sence.... making a single domain for the slew of porn sites would make blocking them a painless task. One would think that the far right would love that idea.

    That's an understatment. James Dobson (Focus on the Family) and Larry Flint (Hustler) seem to have joined forces to stop this from happening. I'm scared..so very scared.

  17. Re:changing thoughts on net neutrality on Hardware Firms Go Against Crowd on Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Partioning "the cloud" is exactly what their going to do. Building a new one would require massive amounts of new infrastructure and would defeat the whole puropse. A new cloud woundn't be any faster than the old one unless they throttled the old one down.

  18. Re:Obvious how they did that on Light so Fast it Travels Backward · · Score: 1

    Wow all thats missing now are the priates, ninjas, and robots.
    Talk about a thread jack.

  19. Re:Avoid the problem altogether on Cutting Off an Over-Demanding End-User? · · Score: 1

    Windows IS good enough. Wow, think Microsoft could start a slick new advertising campaign with that line.

  20. wow another un testable theory on One Big Bang, Or Many? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow another scientist comes up with a non-testable theory.
    When a religion does the same thing we start making jokes about noodley appendages.

  21. Re:Huh? on 10 Years of Neon Genesis Evangelion · · Score: 1

    Ok you lost me after you said you didn't like Field of Dreams.
    Tell me what color is the sky in your world?

  22. Re:Google map of the Universe on Google Goes to Mars · · Score: 1

    Rookie mistake. You have to import the universe library before you
    you create an instance of the class.

  23. Re:Google map of the Universe on Google Goes to Mars · · Score: 1

    You can't get in without a resevation and the only way to get a reservation is creating an alternate universe where you already have a reservation.

  24. it's an iguana on Tree Climbing Robot · · Score: 1

    Anyone else think this was obviously modeled after an iguana.

  25. Re:No, but on Rockstar's Family-Friendly Shocker · · Score: 1

    That was you?