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  1. Genetic Experiments? on Li-Ion With 300% More Power, Minutes to Recharge · · Score: 4, Funny

    I RTFA and couldn't figure out the precise technique that Altair Nanotechnologies used to breed this super-Lion with 3x the power of a regular lion.

  2. Massochist on Star Wars Episode 3 Play-By-Play In Pictures · · Score: 4, Funny

    Putting 80 screenshots of the upcoming Star Wars movie on your web site at this point is like asking to be DDoS'd.

    You have to feel sorry for the ISP hosting that site and every ISP in between.

  3. TFA's Cliche Opening Sentence on Inside the Games Machines of the Future · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Remember Pong? One of the first--and simplest--video games, Pong opened the door to a fascinating new frontier in gaming.

    I'm sorry but I stopped reading the article there. Has anyone connected to the Internet (even if you're one of the zenophobic aboriginal peoples of Indonesia) not heard of Pong at this point?

  4. Ridiculous IP claims have been the death of SCO... on Microsoft's 'IsNot' Patent Continued... · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...Ridiculous IP claims will be the death of Microsoft.

    When they're resorting to patenting what appear to me to be boolean operations with an object-oriented twist, that's a bad sign about what real plans the company doesn't have.

  5. What's his defense? on Woz, Others Ask Apple To Go Easy On Tiger Leak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From everything that I've read his defense to Apple's charge of him posting the pre-release software is that he's a kid, please feel sorry for him.

    I feel sympathy for him too, but how do you stop leaks if not punish the people that perpetrate the leaks?

  6. Lexmark is not doing well on Lexmark's DMCA-Abuse Case Coming To An End · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Expect bad news for Lexmark on all fronts. You may recall that Dell has been using Lexmark printers for a few years. But now, even Dell is moving away from them in favor of other printer vendors.

    Not sure if it relates back directly to their frivolous use of the DMCA, but it seems like they are being hit from all sides right now.

  7. RAR is very popular on New Virus Attacks Via RAR Files · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I find that more technically-abled people are familiar with and have installed WinRAR or the unix-variant based RAR on their system.

    Of course, such people are less likely to be taken in by a virus, so I'm forced to believe that this new spin on virus writing isn't going to be very effective.

    Similarly, I suppose virus-writers could rename their .exe file to be .txt and leave instructions within the .txt file to rename the file to .exe and from there ask them to execute it but the people that would understand those instructions would not be likely to follow them.

  8. Simple Solution on BIOS-Approved PCI Cards For Laptops · · Score: 4, Funny

    Capitalism provides a simple solution to this problem.

    Track down the person that made such an non-upgradable notebook and kill them in their sleep.

    Actually, maybe that's not the capitalistic way of solving it but it's likely more satisfying.

  9. Windows robots are dangerous! on Linux In Robots, Windows in Handhelds · · Score: 4, Funny

    Creators of robots use Linux to control them because robots would be far too dangerous when infected with spyware.

    Imagine you forget to patch your mobile, appendage-laden Windows-running robot, connect it to the Internet and suddenly it wakes you up in the middle of the night with a mischievous look on its face.

  10. SP2 is actually a good thing. on Ready or Not, Here comes Windows XP SP2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know that it breaks some programs and has caused some people problems, but the alternative of ridiculously insecure Windows boxes running rampant is worse.

    I've been running Windows XP SP2 on all of my computers (which admittedly is a small population of 3) with no problems. The built-in popup blocker is more rigorous than anything else I've seen and itself breaks many things (most amusingly Outlook Access for Web), but for the most part is plays fairly nice.

  11. Natural Gas Prices are Rising on SpeedStep On Your Desktop - Intel's Prescott-2M · · Score: 5, Funny

    I look forward to heating my house with my new Intel processor!

  12. Re:6502 Assembly Language on Software Distribution By Vinyl · · Score: 1, Troll

    Hehe. I last programmed in 6502 assembly (or more correctly, 6510 assembly) on my Commodore 64 when I was about 15. That was about 17 years ago! I was amazed I recalled JSR $FFD2 from memory.

    I can't remember what I did yesterday but for some reason I really can't get any of the important C-64 numbers out of my head.

    POKE 53281,0
    POKE 53280,0
    POKE 646,15
    SYS 64738

  13. 6502 Assembly Language on Software Distribution By Vinyl · · Score: 3, Funny

    * = $C000:.MEM
    LDA #115
    JSR $FFD2
    LDA #108
    JSR $FFD2
    LDA #097
    JSR $FFD2
    LDA #115
    JSR $FFD2
    LDA #104
    JSR $FFD2
    LDA #100
    JSR $FFD2
    LDA #111
    JSR $FFD2
    LDA #116
    JSR $FFD2

    SYS 49152

    I wonder if slashdot has ever been output in 6502 assembly language before?

  14. Re:Wouldn't One Click be considered "Prior Art"... on Is Google AutoLink Patent-Pending By Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    Why would my own patent prevent me from doing something?

  15. Good idea for a patent on Is Google AutoLink Patent-Pending By Microsoft? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I actually had a good idea for a patent recently... Someone needs to patent the "Business process whereby one patents an obvious business process". Then, any time someone like Microsoft comes along and patents something obvious - like autolinking, you can sue them for patent infringment. This would work for other obvious patents like Amazon's "One-Click" ordering system.

  16. How surprising! on BSA Wants EU Open Standard Policy Reconsidered · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not surprising. The business software alliance which is funded by proprietary closed-source software companies wants proprietary standards instead of open standards. They also want proprietary closed-source software instead of open-standard open-source software.

    If open standards and open source software were to become prevalent, how would they shake down companies?

  17. I only buy Seagate Hard Drives on 5 Simple Steps to a Quieter PC · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Seagate Barracuda line of hard drives is definitely the quietest mainstream hard drive out there. It's specifically engineered to be quiet. I find that the street prices are about $20-$30 more than for the cheapest hard drive of the same size, but to me, it's worth it!

  18. Expect more of this on Google Building Tech Center Near Portland · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is going to be The Next Big Thing. Such "Rural Sourcing" has been going on somewhat quietly for a while now and is giving offshoring your workforce a serious run for its money.

    There's even a company named (imagine that) "Rural Sourcing, Inc." that is consulting companies on how they can open up call centers, technology centers, etc. in economically depressed or extremely rural areas of the U.S.

  19. Windows is catching up to Linux! on Microsoft Warns of Impossible to Clean Spyware · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I remember attempting to clean systems that had the Linux Rootkit installed on it in the past. Can't trust results of ps, can't trust results of netstat, can't trust anything.

    I can't even imagine having this type of situation on a Windows box. There's just so many more places to hide things and most even technically knowledgable people wouldn't know what to do if their favorite process list application or network connection lister only shows you what the spyware author wants you to see.

    If you can even discern there is a problem, re-formatting is your only hope.

  20. Violation of Smokers' Rights on Online Cigarette Customers Get Bill from State · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Smokers have the right to purchase cancer-causing tobacco sticks at a low price, light those cancer-causing tobacco sticks on fire anywhere they want to, raise the cost of health care for everyone, cause cancer in people that are affected by their second-hand smoke, and shirk taxes that have been levied on products they purchase.

    I think that pretty much sums up the average smoker's opinion.

  21. "Imagine Google on iTunes" on University Launches Semantic Web Interface · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From TFA:

    Imagine more than Google

    Imagine a better iTunes

    Imagine Google on iTunes

    Perhaps my early brain development was flawed, because I'm at a total loss to imagine what a "Google on iTunes" would be like or even what that means.

  22. Re:SELL SHORT? on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 4, Informative

    Couple points:

    1. Many brokers don't let you short a stock that is below $5.
    2. Delisting a stock decreases liquidity which can make it very difficult to cover your short if the stock rises precipitously.

    Unlike buying a stock which has a limited downside potential (the stock goes to $0 in which case you lose your entire investment), shorting a stock has a theoretically infinite downside potential. If you short a stock at $4.30 and it goes up to $1,000,000 per share, you've lost almost a million dollars for each share you shorted. Of course, that's not realistic, but the point is that shorting a stock is not to be taken lightly.

  23. Who's next? on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 1

    Well, this campaign appears to be winding down. Which evil company should we target next? We should at least be prepared so we're not caught without someone to bash on /.

    And don't say Microsoft. That's too easy.

  24. Idiotic Policy on Microsoft Blocking Wine Users From Downloads Site · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Blocking suspected software pirates from downloading security patches and their new anti-spyware software is bad enough.

    Now they're blocking competing software applications from downloading them as well? They're fortunate that there isn't an outcry to make them pay to ship billions of CDs to registered users of Windows. They should be thrilled that people are willing to take the time to download their patches, regardless of whether they can prove their licensing or what other software they run.

    This is just incredibly idiotic. Secure and spyware-free Windows boxes mean less spam and other nuisances for everyone on the Internet. I thought Microsoft has supposedly declared war on such things - I guess not.

  25. Re:Update! on Firefox Breaks 25 Million Downloads · · Score: 1

    >25,241,830 and counting to be precise ;)

    WRONG! It's 25,241,837

    Wait... It's 25,241,842...

    No, wait... 25,241,857

    Uh, never mind.