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  1. FireFox and IE have something in common... on Firefox Breaks 25 Million Downloads · · Score: 4, Funny

    "FireFox Breaks 25 Million Downloads"

    and

    "Internet Explorer Breaks 25 Million Computers"

    Of course, this is just a low estimate on both.

  2. I'm writing Cory Doctorow's Biography on Cory Doctorow's 'I, Robot' Posted · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The working title that I have for Cory Doctorow's Biography is "You, Plagiarist".

    Must be easy to get attention for your short stories when you give them names that were formerly used for best selling novels and blockbuster movies.

  3. Part of Microsoft's Press Release on IE7 Announced for Longhorn and WinXP · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In yet another example of innovation, Microsoft has invented a feature called Tabbed Web Surfing (tm) (r). Tabbed Web Surfing is a revolutionary user interface for web browsing that Microsoft as its inventor has received over 7,000 patents on."

  4. Oh great. on Dvorak on Google and Wikipedia · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do we do if Google turns evil?

  5. Interesting Statistic on NSA to Become Government Net 'Traffic Cop?' · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the NSA becomes the "Internet Traffic Cop", can it be said that 99.9% of the NSA's budget is devoted to pornography?

  6. Danish Government has Tough Decision on Gates tried to Blackmail Danish Government · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hmm... Let's weigh the options for the Danish government:

    1. Loss of approximately 800 jobs
    2. Implement stifling patent policies that will likely make Microsoft and other massive patent holders even more wealthy while crippling innovation within their country.

    I wonder which one they should pick?

  7. The important question on Night Vision Scope From Scavenged Parts · · Score: 0, Redundant
  8. In Other News... on Nokia To Use Microsoft Digital Music Software · · Score: 3, Funny

    Motorola has announced that they have signed a deal with Microsoft to implement the stunningly successful Microsoft Bob into their new line of phones.

  9. What can it do? on Beware The Rotundus Rover · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Based on the pictures and description on the site, it sure looks like it can go a lot of places. I'm not sure what it can do once it gets there (since it's really just a sphere with notches to act like treads).

    When are robots like Rosie on the Jetsons going to be easily affordable?

  10. Terms and Conditions of this Comments on New Orbitz Terms Prohibit Inbound Deep Linking · · Score: 5, Funny

    By reading this comment, you agree that you will not link to this comment or any of its child comments. You also agree to mod it up, using any and all mod points that you currently have.

    By reading the terms and conditions of this comment, you are locked in to obeying them by the most basic laws of physics of the universe and failure to obey them will cause you and your entire family to instantly cease to exist.

  11. Should've named this OS somethiing better. on Linspire Five-0 First Look · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't know, but the name Linspire just doesn't sound good to me. They should've called this operating system somethinig much more descriptive of what it does... The only thing that jumps out to me is Lindows. I wonder why they didn't think of that name?

  12. Two ridiculous science fiction stories in one day? on MPAA Developing Digital Fingerprinting Technology · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First I read this story today, and I swear I still want my 5 minutes back from wasting my time reading it. Then comes along this story about the MPAA developing "fingerprinting" technology. I suppose that when someone rips a DVD using DVDShrink or DVDDecryptor or any number of other programs that said program is going to copy said fingerprint wholly intact into the resulting file even if it compresses said file. Then, after I convert it to DivX format, I'm sure the fingerprint is still going to be intact. Then after I transfer it with (Insert any of BitTorrent, WinMX, IRC, FTP, etc, etc, etc, etc) the fingerprint is going to be sent intact without using a fragmented TCP packet. Assuming all this to be true, my ISP is supposed to then pick out this needle-sized fingerprint in a galactic-sized haystick.

    This is pure science fiction.

  13. Start buying CDs now! on The Death of the Music CD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In preparation for the inevitable collectors purchasing "classic" CDs, I would suggest buying CDs now.

    Store them in your basement for about 10 years and make a killing on EBay!

  14. Are we missing the real reason? on College Students Turn Away From Landlines · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could the lack of landline phones in dorms be because of the busy life that college students live? Who has time to answer a landline phone in your own dorm room when you're getting drunk until 5 am and sleeping in a different person's bed every night?

    Beyond that, dorm rooms are for sleeping and you certainly don't want some annoying phone ringing when you're there.

  15. Finally! on Nintendo With Possible Palm OS Capabilities · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I can finally play a game using the highly efficient Graffiti writing.

  16. Make up your mind, NASA! on NASA Says 2005 Could Be Warmest Year Recorded · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You apparently want Earth colder and Mars hotter. Make up your mind!

    Sudden global climate change is a serious issue that should be dealt with, but it is interesting how on one side NASA feels it's possible to control and affect positive massive global climate change on Mars but fears comparatively tiny changes on Earth.

  17. I want my time back. on Random Number Generator That Sees Into the Future · · Score: 1

    I actually spent 5 minutes reading the article. I want that time back. Can their stupid random number generator do that for me?

  18. This won't succeed on Enterprise Fans Buy Full-Page Ad In LA Times · · Score: 4, Funny

    My campaign to save Webster in the late 80's didn't succeed and I don't see why this campaign will either.

    Emmanuel Lewis, one day, you'll be back if it's the last thing I do.

  19. I have to see this one! on Opera Claims Microsoft Has Poor Interoperability · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not much into the fine arts, but someone's written an opera about Microsoft's poor interoperability?!

    I can't wait to hear the fat lady sing in this one!

  20. Publicity Stunt on Public Park Designated Copyrighted Space · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This was an extremely effective publicity stunt. Since I'm a contrarian that doesn't like to fall for such things, that's all I have to say on it.

    Take that, City of Chicago!

  21. Not to rain on your parade, but... on John Smedley On the Future of MMOGs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know we all have joked about "Evercrack", Everquest-Widows, etc... But at some point do these games become really harmful to the average person? I mean when you can start being able to have virtual families including virtual inheritance, we might be crossing the veritable rubicon of unhealthy gaming.

    I've never even considered playing an MMORPG because I know I would become addicted in about 3 seconds. Maybe that's just me.

  22. Yet another announcement on Los Angeles to Consider Open Source Software · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is great that there's another announcement of a government agency considering OSS. Hopefully this one isn't a ploy to get cost concessions from Microsoft like so many other announcements apparently have been.

  23. DRM! DRM! DRM! on Napster To Campaign Aggressively Against iPod · · Score: 5, Funny

    Users have been hungering for digital rights management for some time. It's about time an upstanding company like Napster provided users what they want - restrictions on the media they purchase.

    (This message brought to you by the RIAA)

  24. Not just typos... on The Typo Millionaires · · Score: 4, Informative

    This goes way beyond typos. There is a whole cottage industry of people registering domain names that unwary site owners allow to expire. I've heard several stories of church groups who accidentally let their domain expire and within a matter of days it had teen porn on it.

  25. Missing disks was only one problem... on Los Alamos Missing Disks Never Existed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm glad to hear that the disks were not missing and in fact apparently never existed, but that only clears up one mystery.

    Were the missing notebooks that were reported, alleged Chinese hack-attacks, accusations against Wen Ho Lee and all the other reported security lapses phantoms as well?