Dunno why everyone gets so extraordinarly exited over handhelds. Is there ANYONE here besides me who gets a headache looking at the tiny screens that can only be viewed in a dark room where there isn't any glare? I had to ditch my Game Boy because it gave me tunnel vision.
Or am I all alone? O_o
I guess to each his own or something... PSP seems to have the largest screen of any handheld I've seen though...
Let's welcome the new wave of spoiler trolls!
Frodo and Sam have rancid sex in Mount Doom, and Golum joins for a threesome! He uses the Ring as a cock-ring, and the ending comes when Sam spooges on the camer lensa and the movie fades to black set to the mournful tune of "Amazing Grace."
if you took the TIME to go all the way to a concert, you're not going to have to have a PDA tell you what you're listening to...
It's not like the guy standing right next to you won't know, either...
It's easy. All you have to do is assemble all your software in neat little piles. Then, stand on your chair, high above your cubicle wall, and scream "DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO READ A MANUAL!?"
Not the pr0n stash! *panics* Now if I can think of a way to lie to the Data Recoverers and say I dunno how 60gbs of pr0n got on my computer... Must have it back though!
Really now, my Thinkpad cost $1500 (MSRP) and something tells me that Windows XP Pro, 1.3ghz Pentium M, 40 gig hard drive, and 15" screen is a great benefit over a few bits of flash ram gadgetry.
It's a well known fact that open source is like Hell. Besides the obvious uselessness of open source (open source is more like open sauce- if sauce is left open, it spoils. It's also like open sores, where sores left open fester) and the total niggerfication of Linux, it's obvious that using open source is like going to Hell, only thousands of times worse.
When Bill Gates sent his only begotten son to die on the cross for your sins, he didn't plan for all of us to turn against him and use the disgusting, fecal OS that is Linux. Linus originally wanted to use a devil for his OS's mascot, but the asshats at BSD took it before he could.
The "penguin" is an actual hidden message for Hell freezing over, which is what will happen if it gains a market share of more than 5% and is actually used by someone besides a virgin geek for more than 5 minutes.
Did you know Linux is used to oppress niggers? What about jews? Linux is used across the world as a digital whip to put all the niggers and hook-nosed fucks in line, ready to suck Linus's (i.e. The Antichrist's) dick.
Use Linux, you'll see. You'll feel the shackles of Satan himself around your neck as you fail completely to install a piece of software. You'll scream in agony as your dependencies aren't perfect and your OS gives you a fatal error, causing your testicals to fall off. You'll wail in horror as you realize you didn't pay your $699 SCO license fee, and therefore reduced to teabagging Darl.
So break free the gay bonds of Hell and use the angelic OS that is Windows XP, you ignorant fucks.
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Dunno why everyone gets so extraordinarly exited over handhelds. Is there ANYONE here besides me who gets a headache looking at the tiny screens that can only be viewed in a dark room where there isn't any glare? I had to ditch my Game Boy because it gave me tunnel vision.
Or am I all alone? O_o
I guess to each his own or something... PSP seems to have the largest screen of any handheld I've seen though...
I predict for the 2004 election, there's just going to be 2 buttons:
;)
Bush.
Please send me on a rocket to the moon to work in a rock goulag.
And then Iraq will invade US and say they're liberating us from a leader who always wins.
Let's welcome the new wave of spoiler trolls! Frodo and Sam have rancid sex in Mount Doom, and Golum joins for a threesome! He uses the Ring as a cock-ring, and the ending comes when Sam spooges on the camer lensa and the movie fades to black set to the mournful tune of "Amazing Grace."
In seven days...
They all blow. Use TRON.
acting like this $699 fee crap is serious? Nobody is going to pay SCO anything unless they beat IBM, which we all know isn't going to happen.
R. Kelly?! Is it you!?
If you thought that the radio waves bombarding you were bad NOW, wait until you eat an apple and are bombarded from the INSIDE!
Better get a tinfoil stomach liner.
if it had Bill Nye.
I open up a brand new paperback and see a EULA, is the moment I destroy the human race. =/
into a concert once PDA microphones come into market.
if you took the TIME to go all the way to a concert, you're not going to have to have a PDA tell you what you're listening to... It's not like the guy standing right next to you won't know, either...
It's easy. All you have to do is assemble all your software in neat little piles. Then, stand on your chair, high above your cubicle wall, and scream "DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO READ A MANUAL!?"
Linus Torvolds on the 4 tech gods who beat him out:
"They are smoking crack..."
Not the pr0n stash! *panics* Now if I can think of a way to lie to the Data Recoverers and say I dunno how 60gbs of pr0n got on my computer... Must have it back though!
Called a magic bag, people use them for shoplifting. I'm quite sure they're illegal.
Really now, my Thinkpad cost $1500 (MSRP) and something tells me that Windows XP Pro, 1.3ghz Pentium M, 40 gig hard drive, and 15" screen is a great benefit over a few bits of flash ram gadgetry.
Without even using the thing, they just see "windows" and automatically go :-(
At least let it show what it has to offer before you automatically go "well, I'll NEVER use that peice of shitty windoze-crap!" Sheesh...
to fucking blow yourself up.
MOrtaaaar commbaaaaat!
BING! Zap it in the microwave!
Funny funny lightning! So it doesn't make a sound... which is exactly what you want a Metallica CD to do anyway.
Except for the fact you'll be spending the rest of your money on hospital bills when it falls over.
HOPEFULLY it will be more synchronized than the lame-ass Hollywood fights. =\
Now they can delete all those movies from your hard disk!
Hear ye hear ye
WELCOME TO OPEN SOURCE HELL
It's a well known fact that open source is like Hell. Besides the obvious uselessness of open source (open source is more like open sauce- if sauce is left open, it spoils. It's also like open sores, where sores left open fester) and the total niggerfication of Linux, it's obvious that using open source is like going to Hell, only thousands of times worse.
When Bill Gates sent his only begotten son to die on the cross for your sins, he didn't plan for all of us to turn against him and use the disgusting, fecal OS that is Linux. Linus originally wanted to use a devil for his OS's mascot, but the asshats at BSD took it before he could.
The "penguin" is an actual hidden message for Hell freezing over, which is what will happen if it gains a market share of more than 5% and is actually used by someone besides a virgin geek for more than 5 minutes.
Did you know Linux is used to oppress niggers? What about jews? Linux is used across the world as a digital whip to put all the niggers and hook-nosed fucks in line, ready to suck Linus's (i.e. The Antichrist's) dick.
Use Linux, you'll see. You'll feel the shackles of Satan himself around your neck as you fail completely to install a piece of software. You'll scream in agony as your dependencies aren't perfect and your OS gives you a fatal error, causing your testicals to fall off. You'll wail in horror as you realize you didn't pay your $699 SCO license fee, and therefore reduced to teabagging Darl.
So break free the gay bonds of Hell and use the angelic OS that is Windows XP, you ignorant fucks.
I wager the OS community finishes Half-Life 2 before Valve does. ;)