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  1. The only good part of the store... maybe on First MS Retail Stores Will be In Scottsdale, AZ and Mission Viejo, CA · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only good part of the store will be the gaming section with it's X-box 360s hooked up to 50" LCD TVs.
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    The rest of the store will suck.
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    I wonder if they are going to have someone dress up as clippy so that the children can beat them with pinata bats?

  2. Re:My Blue-Ray Player.... on Finally, a True Green Laser · · Score: 1

    Extreme UV-Lasers would be awesome, I am thinking a TB per disc.

  3. Way to Lower Health Care cost.... on Healing Wounds With Diamonds · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine what kind of Health insurance you would have to get for diamond treatment. You would have premiums of 10,000.00 a month.
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    Of course when we all have to go to Government run health care like Canada, we will have to wait in line for 3months for wound treatment and instead of nano-diamonds, we will have to make do with cubic zirconium dust covered in aspirin.
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    Thanks you scientists! It will end up being more effective to pray to Jesus to heal your wounds.

  4. My Blue-Ray Player.... on Finally, a True Green Laser · · Score: 1

    Now I have to go out and buy a Green-Ray Player.
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    Thanks a lot you damn scientists!!
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  5. Randy Newman was right. on Are Women Getting More Beautiful? · · Score: 1

    Short people (especially men) got no reason to live.

  6. Women are becomming more beautiful. on Are Women Getting More Beautiful? · · Score: 1

    But men becoming women are not.

    So it all evens out somehow.

  7. Re:Economy is a Subset of Ecology on Electricity From Salty Water · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks for pointing out my lack of grammar Mr. Commissar.

    It is much being appreciated by me.

  8. Re:Economy is a Subset of Ecology on Electricity From Salty Water · · Score: 1

    How do I start my own BS movement so I can sit there like Ingrid Newkirk and pull in a good salary for being a jerkwad.

  9. Re:What about the fishies? on Electricity From Salty Water · · Score: 1

    Those poor Hamsters, where do you think Ham comes from.... Pigs, LOL, only Pork Sausage and Pork Chops come from pigs. Ham comes from Hamsters.

  10. Re:Economy is a Subset of Ecology on Electricity From Salty Water · · Score: 1

    Instead of paying fools to wave picket signs in the streets shouldn't they be hiring scientists who specialize in biotech so they can make vat grown meat a reality????

  11. Re:Economy is a Subset of Ecology on Electricity From Salty Water · · Score: 4, Funny

    And Taco bell is environmentally friendly as they use non-organic material to construct their food out of.

  12. Re:First Person Shooter on Stock Market Manipulation By Millisecond Trading · · Score: 1

    First Person Stockholders

  13. Re:An abuse of the free market system. on Stock Market Manipulation By Millisecond Trading · · Score: 1

    Very good ideas, I also think that certain stock should have to be held for a certain amount of time before being sold again, especially stock that is help by people with a interest in the company.

  14. I wanted a camaro...got a Scooter... on Transformers Special Edition Chevy Camaro Unveiled · · Score: 1

    I wanted a camaro but all my family was able to afford was something that was 100 bucks so I got a Scooter.

    Damned annoying Go-bot that can only tell knock-knock jokes.....

  15. Good thing I collect laptop screens.... on Scientists Turn Used LCDs Into Medicine · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good thing I collect laptop screens because when the Rapture comes and Jesus shows up and inflicts a mortal wound on me I can shove a shard of a LCD screen into my wound and it will keep me alive long enough to ask his forgiveness.

  16. Battery Issues on MIT Electric Car May Outperform Rival Gas Models · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Will they have the same problems as the Ipods? Exploding?

  17. Re:In most likeliness on Laser Ignition May Replace the Spark Plug · · Score: 1

    Yes, my car only takes 2 shovel fulls of coal to make it o work and back.

    Getting it started is a pain if I have forgotten my lighter fluid and I always have to park next to a water hydrant so I can re-fill the water tank....

  18. Re:Just Takes One on First New Nuclear Reactor In a Decade On Track · · Score: 1

    Just keep the military away from it, you do know it was the Russian Military to blame for causing Chernobyl, it didn't just happen on it's own, they were looking for a way to use a conventional reactor as a breeder reactor and BOOM as you say. The amount of history that the ./ crowd doesn't know could fit in several libraries of congress.

  19. Self-Terminating Data... on Chinese Employee Loses iPhone Prototype, Kills Self · · Score: 1

    This guy in china is a perfect example of such wonderful Chinese engineering.

  20. A Bet I made. on Kingston Unveils $1000 USB Flash Drive · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I made a bet to someone that by October of 2010 we would see some sort of USB 1TB Flash drive. I think my bet is safe.

  21. Killing the appetite??? on Using Sound Waves For Outpatient Neurosurgery · · Score: 1

    Could this technique be used for people who are super morbidly obese to kill of the section of their brain than gives them an appetite? I mean they would still have to eat, but they would have to make eating a routine like brushing your teeth, etc...

    Or would there be issues getting them to FIT into a MRI to do the procedure in the first place. I see a future where fatties are put into the MRI for 30 minutes until parts of their brains reach 130 degrees and they loose their appetites.

    Of course me being a fattie, I wouldn't mind having a part of my brain scotched if it could kill off my ravenous appetite.

  22. Pointless Anime Joke on Something May Have Just Hit Jupiter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Tuxedo Kamen is quoted as saying: "Bitch better have my supper ready or I will have to divorce the bitch like I did with that klutzy meatball head."

  23. Calling SpaceX, you got Merlin ready? on Early Abort of Ares I Rocket Would Kill Crew · · Score: 1

    I am thinking that it may be a good time to start buying stock in Space-X.

    Liquid 1st stage is always a better option as you can throttle the danged thing a lot better than the solid pocked which is pretty much start and hope to god it works all right.

    I think that a liquid 1st stage built from space-X would be a whole heck of a lot safer and less vibration for the crew and in the case of abort the engines can be stopped letting the escape rocket system pull the capsule ahead of what burning debris of the liquid rocket is left...

    A Delta IV or Atlas whatever may work if they really want to keep their solid booster rockets as those are used today wuith pretty good success, not man-rated though, but probably safer than the roman candle that is the Ares-I.

    So are there any plans for a fall back?

  24. How will they enforce this? on California's Revised Pay-As-You-Drive Insurance Draws Continued Objections · · Score: 1

    Maybe they will finally use this as an excuse to put a GPS monitor inside every car....

    Lovely...

  25. Re:News at 11, new eco friendly whale oil OLEDs. on OLED Breakthrough Yields 75% More Efficient Lights · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we need to use whales for this then that is fine as long as we start a breeding program to accelerate the replacement of the culled whales. Maybe we could harvest eggs and sperm from harpooned whales, then create embryos and mature them in an artificial uterus, then release them back out to nature to grow where they could be harpooned and the cycle would continue and we could increase the number of whales in the oceans exponentially.

    I think we should name the company Mobil-Dick.