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  1. My Plan to confuse future people... on 1928 Time Traveler Caught On Film? · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Go to Vancouver or LA.
    2. Find a scene that is being shot in some random TV show.
    3. Walk by the scene pretending to use some futuristic device.
    4. Repeat this several times with different looking "devices", ie polished pieces of dark coloured plexiglass.
    5. Wait 80 years...
    6. Laugh my head in a jar off when I get the Slashdot brain download that proof of time travelers exist in old footage of CSI: New York.

  2. Time Travel in less than 20 years.... on 1928 Time Traveler Caught On Film? · · Score: 1

    Because everyone knows that the direct neural interfaces for Cell Phones will show up in the early 2030's. So this time traveller is probably from the late 2020's or very early 2030's.

  3. Hmmm on You Have Taste Receptors In Your Lungs · · Score: 1

    Could this be WHY vicks vapor rub works so well?

  4. My New show on Cheap Software Tools Give New Life To Stop-Motion Animation · · Score: 1

    I will either name it:

    Cyborg Swan

    or

    Android Duck

    Any ideas?

  5. It is vulnerable because it is popular. on A Tidal Wave of Java Flaw Exploitation · · Score: 1

    Unlike the Macrocost implementation of it C# or whatever.

    In other news OS2 is the most secure system ever, too bad no one is using it....

  6. Re:The other problem was the transmission on The Rise and Fall of America's Jet-Powered Car · · Score: 1

    Use the turbine to run a generator for a hybrid....

    Combined with rapid charge batteries the turbine would only kick on for a few minutes ever 30 mins while driving down the road.

  7. Open a Trailer Park next to the airport... on Denver Airport Overrun by Car-Eating Rabbits · · Score: 1

    Hungry Red Necks means fewer rabbits....

  8. F=MA Alchemist on Sir Isaac Newton, Alchemist · · Score: 1

    Issac was the best, I hear he even battled several personifications of deadly sins and tried creating life which led him to trouble as he had to get a replacement arm and leg built for him.

  9. Re:His Alchemist Title on Sir Isaac Newton, Alchemist · · Score: 1

    F=MA Alchemist

    Which is funny because F=MA is the second law of motion that Issac created and FMA is an acronym for Full Metal Alchemist...

  10. Re:get a lawsuit on Careful What You Post, the FBI Has More of These · · Score: 1

    Most cars have a line that runs from the positive battery lead to the cars starter and the starter is usually located somewhere between the engine and transmission on the underside of the car.

    You won't even need to pop the hood to get access to the power in most cars, most people forget about the car's starter.

  11. Re:I wish he'd had the sack to take him on. on Why Geim Never Patented Graphene · · Score: 1

    Heinlien had a simular story where someone invented a solar energy collector, The big oil was after his ass, he immediatly posted the plans and patent information to their equavalent of facebook, The other energy companies stopped trying to kill him shortly after that.... And a new renassaince was born.

  12. Pixar Should Sue them.... on Large, Slow Airships Could Move Buildings · · Score: 1

    For stealing their idea. What is UP with that?

  13. Re:Sounds great... on Tapping Solar Wind's Renewable Energy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microwaves can be attenuated so they don't react with critters on the ground but only are picked up by specially calibrated receiver.

    I think we need MORE energy, how else do you suppose we should climb the Kardashev scale from Type 0 to Type 1 civilisation?

    I think we could increase the population by expanding out to space so that we have a couple hundred Trillion people living in our solar system and expand to other solar systems at least until we run into other intelligent life.

    Whenever I hear someone mention depopulation as a good idea I shudder. Just HOW do you suppose you are going to accomplish that?

  14. Re:Maybe not so bad? on 100/1 Odds On 'First Contact' Within a Year · · Score: 1

    Most people on this board would be fine with that as long as the aliens let them play on their cat tree.... errrr PS3 most of the day and provided a deinner dish of fresh doritoes and mountain dew. Of course you though pet cats were fat, wait till you see pet humans.

  15. Re:Let me be the first to say... on 100/1 Odds On 'First Contact' Within a Year · · Score: 1

    The Magic Men in the Sky are the Vorlons and they are PISSED because the shadows are returning to Za'ha'dum.

  16. If Al Gore had won in 2000 on Obama Highlights IPv6 Issue · · Score: 1

    We would all be flush with IPv10 and Al Gore would have a harem of massage women. Woo Hoo

  17. How does it handle deposits? on ATMs That Dispense Gold Bars Coming To America · · Score: 1

    Because I have a whole lot of lead fishing weights and several cans of gold spray paint....

  18. Re:Actually you can eat gold on ATMs That Dispense Gold Bars Coming To America · · Score: 1

    So your advice is to buy Goldschlager?

    Your Advice is EPIC WIN-WIN!!!!

  19. Re:Gold? No way. Staple foods and long-term storag on ATMs That Dispense Gold Bars Coming To America · · Score: 1

    Lead and Brass are far better metals to collect.

  20. Re:Wow on A Video Guide To Akihabara · · Score: 1

    more like a microcenter crossed with a anime convention.

  21. Re:Japan disappoints once again on China Embargos Rare Earth Exports To Japan · · Score: 1

    Just you wait till they start building war robots....

    We will all be speaking japanese, watching anime, and eating ramen while washing ti down with a bottle of ramune....

  22. Re:Yet another reason why "made in the usa" is a g on China Embargos Rare Earth Exports To Japan · · Score: 1

    What about all of those jobs Americans refuse to, maybe we can import our unskilled labor from India, I like curry better than tacos, win-win.

  23. Re:And by Moore's Law... on IBM Demos Single-Atom DRAM · · Score: 5, Funny

    1 year after that we will be encoding data on quarks themselves.....

    6 months later we will make neutrinos our bitches for storing and processing data....

    3 months after that we will be creating even smaller particles from cosmic strings to process and store data int he fabric of spacetime.

    1 day later we will make God cry.

  24. Re:Go for broke: Trademark Muhammad on Woman Trademarks Name and Threatens Sites Using It · · Score: 1

    Hmm, that is better than bill smith, then no one will even be able to draw a picture of me either.... WIN-WIN.

  25. Re:It'll make great TV on Pope's Astronomer Would Love To Baptize an Alien · · Score: 1

    If that happened, I would hurl.... Or many would suspect it was a hoax by the vatican...