Kinda makes you wish the CEO's of the world would take the Evil Overlord Checklist to heart, especially the part of having all plans spot checked by a 5 year old child.
BILL: Timmy, is this funny?
TIMMY: This sucks! Can I watch Power Rangers now?
BILL: Sure, Timmy. Alice, get me Mr. Seinfeld's agent on the phone...
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Good point. I apologize. And since you went the extra mile to reframe the point in a secular manner, rather than just be snakry like I was, I will add a "bravo".
Gotta stop shooting from the hip.
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So...let me get this straight.
The reason why coach is the new steerage, and airline travel is the new Middle Passage, is because we have not embraced Jesus as Lord and Savior?
And here I've been sending all my complaints to Customer Service. No wonder I have not gotten any results. Pass the Kool Aid, friend, and we'll all drink up.
It's gotten outrageous even going state-to-state. I fly out of PHL, and it's turned into a damned nightmare. Did you know you can be searched right before getting on the plane now?
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Flamebait! Yeowch! Tell me where Mecca is, Einstein!
It's probably going to be used to track pilgrims in real time. Have a safe Haj!
Kinda makes you wish the CEO's of the world would take the Evil Overlord Checklist to heart, especially the part of having all plans spot checked by a 5 year old child.
BILL: Timmy, is this funny?
TIMMY: This sucks! Can I watch Power Rangers now?
BILL: Sure, Timmy. Alice, get me Mr. Seinfeld's agent on the phone...
Bangalore is up to the challenge! Is there anybody left in the US working "big IT"?
Watching the big Lay Off Clock...
...hired the Hell's Angels. Depends on how l33t ur gamerz are, though.
push ups? squat thrusts?
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Please, hurry!
he who controls the past controls the future
he who controls the present controls the past...and the fireworks! :D
I hope you're not expecting sympathy...
MODERATORS, MOD HIM UP! :D
he has already transitioned the day-to-day operation to his younger brother, Raúl.
Oh, wait a minute, that's Cuba...
Ah. "We" have found another one. Blue team...move in. ;)
Never have so many given so much for so few...
Good point. I apologize. And since you went the extra mile to reframe the point in a secular manner, rather than just be snakry like I was, I will add a "bravo".
Gotta stop shooting from the hip.
So...let me get this straight.
The reason why coach is the new steerage, and airline travel is the new Middle Passage, is because we have not embraced Jesus as Lord and Savior?
And here I've been sending all my complaints to Customer Service. No wonder I have not gotten any results. Pass the Kool Aid, friend, and we'll all drink up.
When it starts to deliver war factories and power plants to the front lines, then we have a problem.
Just remember to build a barracks first, and watch the tank rush...
Amen, brother.
It's gotten outrageous even going state-to-state. I fly out of PHL, and it's turned into a damned nightmare. Did you know you can be searched right before getting on the plane now?
Are Your Papers in Order?
Come on, Editors. This is big Geek news. Surely this deserves an expanded box on the main page and not just a single freaking line.
(or is that just the way it looks with my preferences? I'll accept brick-bats if I've done something stupid. However...)
That you have neither capitalized on your shared synergies, nor have you recovered your cherished paradigms.
Oh. Wait. This is about propeller-head stuff rather than management stuff. Lemme get my "Handbook of postmodern buzz words"...
It's called the "Viet Nam" solution: in order to save that village, we had to destroy it!
Living life Off the Grid!? They're mad, I tell you, MAD!
Someone in Corporate Authority has to step in to Save These People from Themselves! Their living some twisted commie dream, I tell ya!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
...who read the Subject line as "Hardly Heroin"?
No flames, I've replaced Windows with Fedora at home. But...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delay_line_memory
...a blue-hair receives a text message from her grandkids...
H4 H4 H1 GR4NNY W3 H4XX0RS U! W3 RuL3!
(Meanwhile, Granny clutches at her chest as her pace maker pulses out the drum solo from "In A Gadda Da Vida")
"Open Arena", and "UFO:Alien Invasion" These just became available for Fedora 9 and I'm loving it. Next project: getting WOW to work...