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  1. Re:Yeah right on Bell Labs Demos Cell Phone Location Software · · Score: 1

    The answer to this is simple : most law enforcers aren't exactly rocket scientists either...

  2. Embedded Journalist... on Top Searches of 2003, A Dave Odyssey, Banned Words for 2004 · · Score: 0, Troll

    is redundant ? Well, I guess there are other words for them... "Patriotic Reporter" and "Propaganda Mouthpiece" come to mind....

  3. Re:Good move. on Israeli Gov't Begins Testing Mandrake Linux · · Score: 1

    I bet the CIA gets a small collective panic attack every time they lose track of what the Israelis are upto. I think you have that the wrong way around...

  4. Re:America's Army on Multiplayer Linux Games · · Score: 1

    Play America's Army if you don't mind the mind control/subliminal messaging part and if you can resist the urge to run over to the nearest recruitment office after playing a couple of hours. (or don't resist at all, I don't really care...)

  5. Where's the .torrent ? on New Battlestar Galactica - Worth a Series? · · Score: 1

    I'd like to form my own opnion...

  6. Automated Payment system ? on CRF Reveals Draft of New DRM Technology · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that doesn't keep any relevant personal information on a PC (Because I consider it to be an open book, despite all the measures I take to make it secure) ? How are they going to bill me automatically if there isn't any billng information to be found on my box ? This could only be done if your ISP is in on the conspiracy, in which case I would change ISP immediately...

  7. Re:Fingers on Biometrics: Prepare to be Scanned · · Score: 1
    Every time you think about this as a good idea, just repeat the phrase "My eye impaled on a pencil" over and over again until you reconsider

    Actually this wouldn't work in real life because when an eye is severed from the nerve or when death occurs it "breaks" within seconds, rendering it useless for biometric ID.

    Off course it could take a while before Joe and Jane Crackhead realize that their collection of "eyes on a stick" are quite useless :)

  8. Re:Are you sure this is a good idea? on Interviewing with the NSA · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    AL Queda IS the NSA you insensitive clod !

  9. Re:The submission is flamebait on BT's Predictions for the Future · · Score: 1

    If you didn't have that nagging feeling in the back of your head that there might be some truth in that prediction you wouldn't consider this flamebait to begin with...

  10. Al Quaida !!! on ISS Fender Bender · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Must have been space debris intentionally put on a collision course with the ISS by terrorists !!!

  11. ....starved for human interaction ? on Ways to Beat the Telecommuting Blues? · · Score: 1

    I gues he never heard about Everquest ;)

  12. Re:LOTR - Best Trilogy on First Review Of Return Of The King · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Tolkien spent such a huge portion of his life designing one of the best fantasy books ever created, and it's only right that he be rewarded with the respect that a movie created in his books name will be the best ever.

    While Tolkiens' work isn't bad, the fanboys of the books should really try to expand their literary horizons. I find that the orignal Tolkien novels read as fluently as an off road drive in a Ford T. They are not the "greatest fantasy ever written". I find that the work of a contemporary of Tolkien, Fritz Leiber (Books of Lankhmar) have aged much more gracefully and are still enjoyable today... (waves book at Peter Jackson)

    The LOTR films however are without a doubt the greatest fantasy movies made... only to be rivaled by Dino De Laurentius' Conan the Barbarian trilogy ;)

  13. Most anime on US TV is censored.... on Cartoon Network Serves Up More Anime · · Score: 2, Informative
    Even in slots deceptively called "Adult Swim"....

    Who wants to watch raped versions anyway ? Just stick to the original DVD's for the true anime experience.

  14. Re:Responsibility on Encrypted Cell Phone Hits the Market · · Score: 1

    I think it's naive to think that there's any commercial encryption technology available that can't be compromised by at least the US intelligence and military services. If it would be near unbreakable by them it would be unavailable to the general public and/or illegal in the US.

  15. Shocking !!!! on Apple Claims Ownership of Shareware · · Score: 1

    [sarcasm]Looks like Apple is just another greedy corporation and not the puppy-eyed consumers' best friend[/sarcasm]

  16. Re:What revenge? on Sweet Revenge On Nigerian Scammers · · Score: 1
    but anyone who tolerates or accepts this kind of crime has a fairly odd outlook on the world.

    Corporations prey on human stupidity on a daily basis and that is tolerated so why not Nigerian email scams ?

  17. Reliable biometrics could mean complete anonymity. on Ready or Not, Biometrics Finally in Stores · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Try to look at it differently :

    Let's assume biometrics have become reliable (combination of retina - thumbprint and maybe even DNA sampling). If this were the case then a biometric profile could be used as an ID instead of a name and address...

    You want to open a new bankaccount, you don't give your name and address but your biometric profile as ID. This should satisfy the banks' need for verifying that it's the account holder that is approving a particular transaction since the biometric profiles match.

    In such a system the only thing you have to safeguard is the link between your biometric profile and your name and address. As long as there isn't a Big Brother database that can link both sets of information you could safeguard your anonymity pretty well...

    Reality check : Reliable biometrics as I described above would probably get us into a Gattaca-esque society in no time... Oh well, in a perfect world...

  18. Re:The courts will work this out....eventually on The Computer Owner - Guilty or Not Guilty? · · Score: 1
    What if a virus infects my PC whose goal is to drain the bank accounts of random people, and what if one of those random people dies because they no longer had the ability to pay for a life-saving operation? Sure, it's an extreme case, but there are such virii out there

    [sarcasm] Can you get me a link for the source of those virii ? I urgently need to make some transfers from random bankaccounts to a not so random account in the Caymans... Who cares about the moral implications ? Free money baby !!!

  19. Re:Something's not right... on Windows Program Enables MP3 Downloading From iTunes · · Score: 1
    ...seeing as this is a program which can (potentially) be used in malignant ways.

    if potential malignant use is really going to become a legal liability RIAA, MPAA and other copyright nazis are going to have to sue everyone that has ever written a FTP server

  20. Re:Come off it!!! on Man Arrested in Australia Over Nigerian E-mail Scam · · Score: 2, Funny
    If there are that many people with money who are that stupid, I need to be thinking of legal, ethical ways of relieving them of some of it.

    It exists, it's called televangelism....

    Oh legal AND ethical... well one out of two isn't so bad, is it ?

  21. Re:Thank God we're seeing more of this on Man Arrested in Australia Over Nigerian E-mail Scam · · Score: 1

    Fuck your inbox; try sparing a thought for the (admittedly silly) people who got suckered by these scams. Whenever I hear that there are people out there that actually fall for this kind of crap I spare many, many thoughts for them... Thoughts like "people should have to pass a basic intelligence test before being allowed to procreate" and "could they genetically engineer a virus so it just kills stupid people" but also "Damn what am I doing wasting my time here I really should set up my my own Nigerian email scam"....

  22. Hollywood has taught us... on Cockroaches Daubed With Yeast As WMD Sensors? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that it's a very bad idea to mix anything "genetically modified" and "cockroach"... Mimic anyone ? Am I the only one that envisions frothing swarms of sentient, mansized, flesh eating, multiplying-at-the-rate-of-yeast-bacteriae cockroaches surging out of Manhattans' manholes ?

    On a brighter note, it could also spawn a new breed of crunchy luxury beer called "Skuttlebrau"

  23. Re:What's wrong with national IDs? on Beyond Fear · · Score: 1
    It's really symptomatic of something else: American's don't trust their government
    Too bad that when it comes to foreign policy that mistrust is swatted by the "America uber alles" knne-jerk reflex... Weapons of Mass Deception Anyone ?
  24. Processor architecture is not an issue... on Apple, Scully, And Intel vs. Motorola · · Score: 1

    ...for your average Joe and Jane Computeruser. Tech nerds like us can debate endlessly about CISC vs RISC, bus speeds, etc... but face it people, we are a minority. Average Joe and Jane Computeruser just want machines that allow them to read mail, game, surf the web and publish documents. I feel that it's not the small segment of hardcore Macintosh users and the edge Apple used to have in professional graphics applications that has allowed them to hang on to and even expand their niche. Macs have become cool all over again since the first iMac because of their looks and sleek design. Owning a Mac has become a fashion statement and the reason Joe and Jane shell out more cash on a Mac then they would on a PC with comparable techspecs is the fact that it is "hipper" and goes better with the furniture. Since the advent of OS X I would love to see a x86 compatible Mac OS but if I were an Apple CEO I'd worry about a company like Dell hiring a couple of Italian designers to create a new look for their top of the line machines...