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WiFi On Two Wheels

MeGaBiTe1 writes "Yury Gitman is not the average cyclist from Brooklyn. His goal is to bring more easily accessible free wireless hotspots to the masses. To do this, he has created what he calls the Magicbike, a bicycle equipped with a laptop, power supply and antenna. Gitman's bike has allowed people in NYC to browse the internet freely in local parks and gardens. 'I am like the ice cream man, but with no music and I deliver free wireless access and not ice cream'."

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  1. "I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by JessLeah · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how long it will be before a cop pulls over his bike and tickets him for inappropriate and bizarre analogies...

    1. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

      And then the same cop looks on the guys laptop and finds a ton of cached kiddy porn...

      "But officer, I didn't download that!"

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    2. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by the+pickle · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hey, as long as he isn't riding around with no pants he might get away with it...

      p

    3. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by shadowmatter · · Score: 2, Funny

      His analogy reminds me of that Homer Simpson quote:

      "I'm like a chocoholic, only with booze."

      - sm

    4. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder how long till this bike is stolen.

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    5. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by Punto · · Score: 3, Funny
      "I am like the ice cream man, only not..."

      What he meant to say is "I'm like the ice cream man, only instead of ice cream, I bring pr0n". I think it's a perfect analogy.

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    6. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by jimbolaya · · Score: 1

      Millions of parents think you are very, very disturbed.

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    7. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh reminds me of a tv show this weekend

      "What's Jims connection to the porn industry?"

      "I think he has a ADSL modem"

    8. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by ScottGant · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
      Ah now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
      Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you
      I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
      Oh my my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
      See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
      Hold on a second baby
      I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
      All flavors and push ups too
      I'm your ice cream man, baby, stop me when I'm passin' by
      See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

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    9. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by kyoorius · · Score: 1

      he would then have to
      traceroute MyStolenMagicbike.com

    10. Re:"I am like the ice cream man, only not..." by anactofgod · · Score: 2

      Dedicate one to the warwalkers...
      Now you're in the park, babe, need a hotspot to connect to.
      Ah you're in the park, babe, need a hotspot to connect to.
      Better look out now though, Yury's got somethin' you can use.
      Tell ya what it is...

      I'm your WiFI guy, stop me on my Magicbike.
      Oh my, my, I'm your WiFi guy, stop me on my Magicbike.
      See now all my frequencies are guaranteed to satisfy.
      Hold on a second baby...

      I got WEP, ah, WPA,
      All for free, and ready to cruise,
      I'm your WiFi guy, baby, stop me on my Magicbike
      See now all my frequency are guaranteed to satisfy

      Hold on, one more...

      {yada, yada...the rest is left as an exercise to the reader...}

      ---anactofgod---

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  2. Wardrivers by RucasRiot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bet the wardrivers with GPS are going nuts trying to pin him down while he's riding.

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    1. Re:Wardrivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better:

      How are you supposed to chalk up the site?

      Give the normal wardriver sign with a bike giving off waves?

    2. Re:Wardrivers by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Not really. If he's like the ice-cream man, then he'll be loudly playing some mutant tune of the damned over and over again.

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    3. Re:Wardrivers by normal_guy · · Score: 1

      I bet NOBODY USES THIS THING except for the groupies from /. that follow him around.

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    4. Re:Wardrivers by Yo_mama · · Score: 1

      Once they catch up with him they should give him the appropriately tagged T-shirt to wear

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    5. Re:Wardrivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is easy to pin him between the bumper and any stationary object if you aim the car properly

  3. Past Review by modifried · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wireless Review did an article on the wheelbike back in February.

    http://www.wirelessreview.com/ar/wireless_magicbik e_wheel_deal/

    1. Re:Past Review by modifried · · Score: 1

      Oops. *Magicbike. All work and no play makes modifried a dull boy...

  4. Sounds good.... by SavedLinuXgeeK · · Score: 5, Insightful

    in theory, but exposing your equipment to the elements, vibrations, and possible accidents, and even theft. Good lord its New York. I mean maybe in cars, like CB radio-style. But by bike, ehhh... I would be a lil afraid for my own property.

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    1. Re:Sounds good.... by MikeD83 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know this is a new concept on Slashdot, but just maybe people can't steal the equipment because he's actually riding the bike. Like excercise, who does that?

    2. Re:Sounds good.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, but you're not the one out there doing this are you? Apparently, this guy has done a cost/benefit analysis (aka risk assessment) and has decided that this is worth it despite the risks you mention. So while it is fine of you to express your concerns in this public forum, I wouldn't say they add anything meaningful.

    3. Re:Sounds good.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Not only that, but exposing your "equipment" in a park could result in a large fine!

    4. Re:Sounds good.... by Dever · · Score: 1, Funny
      Only on slashdot would riding a motorcycle with a laptop and wireless internet installed count as exercise...

      next thing you know, river rafting with a cluster of notebooks running folding@home with a propulsion system of 120mm pana-flo fans will be extreme sports...

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    5. Re:Sounds good.... by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

      Doesn't that moot the point then? how can you use a laptop when riding your bike? It's almost obnoxious on all of the wifi articles we see... who cares if a guy straps his equipment to a bike? It lacks common sense and practicallity. The vibrations, and bumps could ruin the equipment, exposure to the elements, and... NYC. Not to be condescending, but this is too much hype for something like this.

    6. Re:Sounds good.... by minitrue · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It lacks common sense and practicallity... Not to be condescending, but this is too much hype for something like this.

      At first glance, you're right. The whole thing lacks practicality. That is, until you realize that someone riffed off of the MagicBike and found an innovative and economical way to deliver internet access to rural Cambodia by strapping wifi to a bike and riding through villages twice daily like the mailman.

      And all of a sudden, MagicBike seems like the work of a visionary. ;)

    7. Re:Sounds good.... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      But the bike still has to be in range of another hotspot with the directional antenna. Why not just set up a real stationary repeater? The Cambondian motor bike is like the proverbial station wagon full of tapes, but uses wifi to load up instead of physically swapping media.

      I agree this is too much hype for a laptop with two wireless cards and a directional antenna.

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    8. Re:Sounds good.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on Slashdot would someone confuse a MOTORCYCLE with a BICYCLE because they didn't bother to RTFA!
      And only on Slashdot would an AC flame him for it in such a lame, unoriginal way! :)

      The cool part would be if he charged up the laptop's batteries by pulling a few watts off the bike with a generator.

    9. Re:Sounds good.... by West+VA+Flamer · · Score: 1

      it said in the article that he would use his cell phones internet access. which is generally pretty expensive for sub-par speeds. so no he would not need to be in range of another hotspot.

    10. Re:Sounds good.... by WC+as+Kato · · Score: 1
      ...but exposing your equipment to the elements, vibrations, and possible accidents, and even theft.

      Yeah, I'd be more worried about the RF overexposing his "equipment". If you know what I mean.

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    11. Re:Sounds good.... by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

      I never said it wasn't visionary, I said it wasn't practical. At the price of the bike and all the crap on it, with the koisks; it would be cheaper to run a silly hardwire. Folks, there is nothing wrong with wired technology, wifi is really just a fad. I can see it's practicality with a laptop. But having a network of PC's on wifi isn't.

      Run a nice long cable from TownA to Village.x and save the money on koisk for Village.x, technology prices are higher for wifi, so you save money for a medium at TownA, and money for the bike itself.

    12. Re:Sounds good.... by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Brooklyn doesn't have many parks, in fact the only parks you can realistically ride your bike for more than a minute is Prospect Park or Shore Road park, which is a narrow landscaped bike path along New York harbor.

      Chances are he is riding in Prospect Park, and probably on the weekend when cars are banned from the Park's cross streets.

      It really is rather safe on the weekends if it is nice, as there are tons of people in the open sections. I mean, he isn't going to be chilling in the nature preserve sections where its dense forest. The only real issue I suppose is Prospect Park is big... and I don't think I have ever seen anyone use a laptop in the park.

      Btw, I go running there all the time.

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    13. Re:Sounds good.... by asoap · · Score: 1
      Using your legs like a sucker?! I think not!

      That's why we create technology, so we can put artsy fartsy people on bikes, and they can bring the internet to us!

      <Insert evil laugh>

      -asoap

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    14. Re:Sounds good.... by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1
      I don't understand. Do the villagers ring their bell so that everyone can jump on their laptop and read their email really really really quickly before the guy rides out of town?

      Same with the slashdot article. So he brings WiFi... occasionally, and briefly. Does he ride around ALL DAY? I don't get it.

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    15. Re:Sounds good.... by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      if you had read the artiicle on motoman, you would have noticed that it's for email. The biker slows down in town and picks up/delivers email. Then, back at the main city, the stuff is sent out to the real internet.

      This reminds me of the carrier pigeon transport protocol thingy, except without pigeons...

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    16. Re:Sounds good.... by Niles_Stonne · · Score: 1


      It's for e-mail and other not-so time-sensitive data. It's just like a standard postman, except that they carry around data in electronic form.

      Once they get to the "main office", all of that data gets exchanged through a satelite dish.

      Total cost per point was under $500.

      Read the article, it's all in there.

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    17. Re:Sounds good.... by Rudolf · · Score: 1
      but just maybe people can't steal the equipment because he's actually riding the bike

      Yes, in the same way that carrying your wallet prevents muggers from taking it.

    18. Re:Sounds good.... by Elvis_Favre · · Score: 1

      The man has to piss doesnt he? Cant very well take your bike in the John

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    19. Re:Sounds good.... by .darkaiyen. · · Score: 1

      a visionary? perhaps, in concept. but, how many people are there in villages in rural Cambodia who would actually be able to use this?

    20. Re:Sounds good.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a New Yorker, I know he could still get his bike jacked regardless of how fast he's peddling.

    21. Re:Sounds good.... by acidbass · · Score: 0

      im sure he stops in the town for a few minutes,

    22. Re:Sounds good.... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I did read the article and what's your point? It's still bulk transfer of data and you can still do a lot with it. I would imagine that the people offering the service send all the web pages as self contained html mail and translate the urls so when someone clicks on a link, it creates the necessary email to get a new page the next time the e-mailman makes a loop through town.

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    23. Re:Sounds good.... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      But access via a cell phone would suck if there were more than just a couple people trying to use it and the owner of the account must enjoy spending a lot of $$$ to give other people free internet.

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    24. Re:Sounds good.... by inline_four · · Score: 1

      It's a bicycle, not a motorcycle. RTFA.

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  5. Not that his effort isn't appreciated but... by chrispyman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Isn't it possible that some legalities could result from "amplifying" someone elses open WiFi network?

    1. Re:Not that his effort isn't appreciated but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It uses a cellular uplink. RTFA.

    2. Re:Not that his effort isn't appreciated but... by the+pickle · · Score: 3, Informative

      It can use either cellular OR bridge an open WAP. RTFAA.

      p

    3. Re:Not that his effort isn't appreciated but... by Kris_J · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      He's got his own connection via a mobile phone. (But I like your idea better.)

  6. So yeah... by RussDavisDotCom · · Score: 1

    So... yeah... then you're pretty much not like an ice cream man at all are you? Interesting.

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  7. legal ramifications? by The+Kow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What happens when someone does something illegal from his 'hotspot'?

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    1. Re:legal ramifications? by MikeD83 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Would it be qualified as a "drive by?"

    2. Re:legal ramifications? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      same what happens if it was done from any other open hotspot...

      which may vary I guess, but bejeesusing hammocks, why would it be any different because his hotspot happens to be on a bike?

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  8. why not city busses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you put a hotspot on the top of city busses, would that not work pretty well?

    1. Re:why not city busses? by russx2 · · Score: 0, Funny

      Depends if you're on the bus.

    2. Re:why not city busses? by andrewm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want a simple link, 1X works great in North America. GRPS is almost bearable, but is pretty poor in Europe (actually, nothing seems to be good there). Satellite is best, but you WILL lose the link (bridges, trees, tunnels, building, clouds, etc.).

      Managing multiple links intelligently is the key.

      At work we have a SUV with a DirectPC dish on the roof under a radome, 1X, GPS, and 200 mW 802.11b

      We already have it on trains: PointShot Wireless

  9. so... by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we just buy one of those magic bicycle and keep it in our room?

    1. Re:so... by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      Can we just buy one of those magic bicycle and keep it in our room?

      Yes, but you must have a very large room with lots of women.

      Much of the effect is lost if you don't pedal it around a lot and talk with the weemens.

      Isn't the whole idea to be a chick magnet?
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  10. Not exactly a dupe, but... by the+pickle · · Score: 3, Informative

    Definitely a topic that's been on Slashdot before:

    The Internet by Motorbike

    I do have to wonder, though, if this is really that fast. His uplink is either cellular (dog-slow) or bridged to another WAP, and I'd have to say I suspect the latter isn't the dominant mode of operation.

    In case the site gets slammed later, here's the About page text:

    Magicbike is a mobile WiFi (wireless Internet) hotspot that gives free Internet connectivity wherever its ridden or parked. By turning a common bicycle into a wireless hotspot, Magicbike explores new delivery and use strategies for wireless networks and modern-day urbanites. Wireless bicycles disappear into the urban fabric and bring Internet to yet unserved spaces and communities. Mixing public art with techno-activism, Magicbikes are perfect for setting up adhoc Internet connectivity for art and culture events, emergency access, public demonstrations, and communities on the struggling end of the digital-divide.

    Weaving Internet Infrastuctures into Cultural Fabric

    Magicbike aims to weave wireless infrastructures into an existing mobile and socially active cultural fabric, bicycle culture. Bicycles are extremely versatile vehicles that travel many places inaccessible by automobiles and other forms of transportation. Bicycles are also traditional symbols of political movements ranging from the women's movement in the latter 19th century, to the labor movements of the early 20th century, through today where bicycles are held in high esteem as a clean, energy-efficient alternative to a global dependence on oil and urban sprawl. Since WiFi is an emerging technology based on open standards it is malleable. Superimposing WiFi technology onto bicycle culture pushes the technology towards the particular needs, tastes, and motivations of bicyclists. Wireless and computing technology gain from becoming more (mobile and) bicycle and street friendly. The culture around wireless is also influenced by century-old cultural trends of political consciousness, social responsibility, and physical health.

    Bicycle Hotspots Tech Description

    Magicbike turns common bicycles into WiFi hotspots. The end effect creates bicycles that broadcast free WiFi connectivity to their proximity. The technology behind this is not complex. Magicbike is simply a creative configuration, or reconfiguration, of widely available computer, bicycle, and WiFi gear. WiFi antennas mounted on the bike's frame feed into a laptop embedded into a specially outfitted bicycle side-bag. The bike's embedded laptop is configured to be a wireless repeater and hotspot. The bike receives its uplink connection either from the cellular network or from far-off WiFi hotspots (with the help of its mounted antennas). With this uplink connection from any one of various sources, the bike is able to serve-up its own Internet connection.

    A Magicbike hotspot operates like standard hotspots, able to serve up to 250 users in a radius of 30 meters indoors and 100 meters outdoors [although its antennas can increase the hotspot's accuracy and range]. A group of bikes can repeat and/or bridge the signal down a chain of wireless bikes. Meaning, a bicycle gang can snake into subways stations or across hilltops to provide Internet connectivity to (fringe but) vital communities and spaces ignored by the traditional telecommunications industry. A grassroots bottom-up wireless infrastructure can be formed and pedaled to any place accessible by bicycle.

    Wireless Bikes as Art Objects

    Wireless bikes are a tacitly surrealistic Ready-made that playfully reframe our assumptions about the interplay of technology and art. The tradition of Ready-made objects in modern art is credited to start with Marcel Duchamp's "Roue de Bicyclette" or "Bicycle Wheel," his first "Ready-made." The bicycle's role in art seems to be that of a transcendent object acting as a vehicle to interface conceptual and m

    1. Re:Not exactly a dupe, but... by minitrue · · Score: 1

      Definitely a topic that's been on Slashdot before:

      I actually saw MagicBike at an art and tech show in New York last year. Spoke to Yury Gitman who was actually a pretty cool guy. MagicBike actually came before the Cambodian project and inspired quite a few others like it.

    2. Re:Not exactly a dupe, but... by Brad+Mace · · Score: 0

      Now they're just finding things and calling them art? These freaking hippy artists need to get back to work. They've gone way too far trying to be 'deep'.

    3. Re:Not exactly a dupe, but... by kritanus · · Score: 1

      No, it is quite different! The Internet-Motorbike is a store-and-forward e-mail-system. The idea is to deliver e-mails to spots where there is no internet connection possible. However, it does not create a real internet-connection. The magicbike establishes a real internet-connection. But I instantly had to think of the Internet-Motorbike as I saw the magikbike, too.

    4. Re:Not exactly a dupe, but... by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1

      And why in the hell would you pull out your laptop while in the NYC subway system?

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  11. Bah. You really wanna impress me? by Gldm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone miniaturize a wifi hotspot enough so that you can strap it to a pidgeon, then put some around New York. Then I'll really be impressed! Access for peanuts... or breadcrumbs... hey let's try squirrels maybe then it can be for peanuts.

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  12. I am like the ice cream man... by CritterNYC · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... but with no music
    ... and with wireless internet service instead of ice cream
    ... and with a bike instead of a truck
    ... and it's free instead of costing money
    ... and I'm really more of a boy, not a man

    ... come to think of it, I'm nothing like the ice cream man at all... I was just talking outta my ass.

    1. Re:I am like the ice cream man... by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, he seems a little more like the Free Candy Man... unfortunately, that means he targets children.

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    2. Re:I am like the ice cream man... by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

      ... come to think of it, I'm nothing like the ice cream man at all... I was just talking outta my ass.

      That seems about right, looking at your logo there. It looks like the WiFi comes out of your ass as you ride...

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    3. Re:I am like the ice cream man... by afish40 · · Score: 1

      Besides the fact that it was intended to be a humorously ironic statement, he was referring more to the fact that he brings the product directly to the people who otherwise didn't have it available to them. Also, like the ice cream man, the Magicbike would presumably be something welcomed by the consumer (the idea of the ice cream man carries a certain whimsical, mystical quality). So quit complaining about the cute non-analogy already.

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    4. Re:I am like the ice cream man... by BryanR1977 · · Score: 1

      I'm like the terminator, but not a robot, and I don't kill people, I keep the routers running.

  13. just say it like it is by uunh+haun · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "urban fabric," "socially active cultural fabric," "Wireless bikes are a tacitly surrealistic Ready-made that playfully reframe our assumptions"

    ^ Why I hate being an artist. Make your mark with your work, not with the hype.
    1. Re:just say it like it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's clearly a joke. You hate being an artist because you are uptight and don't get playful humor, therefore you make humorless, boring artwork. You are also angry. Also, you are trying to "make your mark." This is a mistake.

      This post, too, is a joke, though not trying to be anything more than AC: 0.

    2. Re:just say it like it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "joke", as in, what a joke? Agreed.

    3. Re:just say it like it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, I thought the magicbike thing was mildly cool until I read the guy's statement on it. It's full of ridiculous artist-speak mumbo-jumbo. Here's an example, which is by no means extreme compared to the rest of the statement:
      But, importantly, this technological farce out performs the market in providing Internet access to vital urban spaces. As art out-maneuvers commerce, we see that our technological boundaries are products of our imagination and not truly technological at all. Riding down the streets or parked, these bikes become beacons for play and inquiry. They ignite our imagination about the boundaries of bike and computer, mundane and hi-tech, street protest and online activism, mediated play and spectacle.


      All that pretentiousness is really grating. I mean, it's a bike that provides wireless internet access. Sort of cool, but not exactly revolutionary, as he makes it out to be.

      And I know someone else said the writing was a joke, but it's not. That's the sad part.
  14. Not that magical by Brad+Mace · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sorry to sound like a party pooper, but it only brings wifi 100m closer to the masses. It's kinda neat but it doesn't seem all that useful.

    1. Re:Not that magical by Audiostar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the idea is not just to have one magicbike going around, but many of them (perhaps attached to bicycle messengers?) in order to bridge the connection in many ways. Its pretty idealistic, but I think the idea is a good means of promoting the concept of free internet access for the masses. The town I live in (Athens, GA) has wifi access spanning the entire downtown, as well as the campus and immediate areas. I have often thought of how amazing it would be if some rich benefactor would set up similar access points across the nation. Couldn't telephone poles be used or even rented to bridge a wireless network to many new locales? It sounds like a hippy idea, but it would benefit so many people.

    2. Re:Not that magical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100m is the difference between where you're standing and that really hot pussy at the end of the block that you're dying to bury your tongue into and lap all around until she comes.

    3. Re:Not that magical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, why don't you get Bill Gates to bankroll the idea and not expect anything in return (money, Windows lock in, etc.) while you're at it. He's got a practically endless supply of cash, so he could waste it on something like this. It would drive wireless access companies out of business so he might be up for it. That or you're on Bizarro World and their Bill Gates just loves throwing money away with no strings attached.

    4. Re:Not that magical by chrwei · · Score: 1

      sorry to be the voice of knowing wtf you're blabbing about, but a high gain directional attenna will reach much much further than 100m.

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    5. Re:Not that magical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it's kinda useless in NYC .. with all the high rises, widespread cable modem access, and open APs it's hard to go 1/2 block and not find internet access .. wifi in remote sections of the parks is only going to benefit the homeless

  15. Bah by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 2, Funny

    What? no music? On ya bike son...

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    1. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> What? no music? On ya bike son...

      What better way to be compliant with the RIAA by not having ANY music... at all!

    2. Re:Bah by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      First the RIAA would have to prove that some human being wrote that tune. They can't. It was stolen from cthonic flute players in the city of R'lyeh. From the rough translation in the Necrotelecominon the lyrics of the song are "Flee in terror! The Great Old Ones have returned .. with 39 flavours!"

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  16. Slashdotted bike? by yawhcihw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully the site isn't hosted on this bike...if it got slashdotted and crashed, we could all get sued for his injuries!

  17. Wardriving? by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

    This totally gives new meaning to wardriving.

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    Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
    1. Re:Wardriving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wardriving? Just as I clicked on the link about
      which I had become quite currious, the signal fades,
      rats, out of range again. Can't that guy keep still?
      Feel like it's time for a fight :-(

  18. Hmm... by Nooloo · · Score: 0, Funny

    For some reason I still have the image of a guy with a giant satellite dish on his head in my mind. It would be interesting to see him take a trip into the south bronx.

  19. But guys! by MilenCent · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sheesh, it's amazing that no one has remarked upon the important thing about this guy, which is that he's freaking cool! This is exactly the kind of thing I'd like to do if I had the money and time! Good ol' selflessness and wonder and doing good for your fellow man! Just because!

    What a nifty idea, wow. And I liked his analogy too, which I saw as more of a humor thing than a real analogy anyway.

    1. Re:But guys! by natmsincome.com · · Score: 1

      Or you could say here's all these people outside and he's encouraging them to "just check their email" or "just check a site out" instead of exersizing and talking to other people in the park.

      To the optimist, the glass is half full.
      To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
      To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

    2. Re:But guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good ol' selflessness and wonder and doing good for your fellow man! Just because!

      It's not selfless. He's doing it because it makes him feel better about himself. Because it increases his own sense of self-worth and, thus, the happiness he feels as a result. That it benefits others is merely a side-effect of his selfish desires.

    3. Re:But guys! by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      I guess the question I have about your view here is: so?

      If doing something makes you feel better about yourself, then that's a wholly internal process. Why do you feel better about yourself when you do good for someone else? Why, it's because you've helped them out. That's the only personal benefit, and it's fairly nebulous. (And if feeling good about himself is all that this guy cared for, well, he could get it a lot more reliably from your friendly neighborhood dope peddler.)

      It doesn't make sense to say we shouldn't admire someone because they'll feel better about themselves for doing it. It's still an admirable act. Looked at from your perspective, the only way you could do something good for anyone selflessly is by unknowing accident.

    4. Re:But guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i can't wait till i can cut up my Specialized..err not

    5. Re:But guys! by Tom_The_Bikeman · · Score: 0

      ...which I saw as more of a humor thing... That's GOOD humor... http://tinyurl.com/25oly

    6. Re:But guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheesh, it's amazing that no one has remarked upon the important thing about this guy, which is that he's freaking cool!

      You didn't get the memo that freaking cool people are not allowed at this website.

    7. Re:But guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Good ol' selflessness"

      By amplifying someone else's WiFi network for him to dole out to others? How altruistic.

      This is no different then me sticking an extension cord on my neighbor's house and "giving" the electrity to homeless people. "Look, I'm a regular Mother Theresa and Robin Hood rolled into one!"

      Sorry, but in my world every hotspot will be WEP protected and "new media artist bums" like this will be reduced to actually paying for their access like the rest of us. After that, he can hand it out to anyone he is dumb enough to give it too - as long he can afford it.

  20. Is it just me by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:Is it just me by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1

      I did notice that the laptop is playing a Blood, Sweat and Tears mp3...

    2. Re:Is it just me by dave3138 · · Score: 1

      Ha. I was starting to think I was the only one who noticed that....

  21. Not free for long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long will it be before:

    1) the cellular phone bill charges start racking up...

    2) he siphons from the wrong WAP and he gets charged with a crime or sued for monetary damages by someone with the influence and/or money to keep him in court forever...

    3) he realizes all that equipment, for one bicycle or many, costs money to acquire?

  22. A neat idea by John+Starks · · Score: 1

    Here's an interesting idea for the magicbikes. So let's say you get a bunch of these guys driving around. They already have Internet access. So let's say you're in the park, and you decide you'd like to browse Slashdot. You call up the dispatch office, and they use GPS to determine the location of the nearest magicbike. Then they send a message to the guy and tell him to bike to such and such a place. Bam, you've got Internet anywhere you want in New York.

    Or bam, you've just stolen a bike with a bunch of technology strapped onto it, but let's think about this naively.

  23. Like an oscillating fan of internet access. . . by iustus · · Score: 5, Funny

    "He's coming around the park again~ Quick! hit
    the reload button while you have the chance!"

    -- Connected to Wi-fi bike boy --
    -- 11.00 mbits per second --
    -- signal stregnth low --

    *swoosh*

    --wireless internet conneciton unavailable--

    "damnit. . . "

    --
    Saying "Militia really just means National Gaurd" is like saying "Press really just means PBS"
  24. Error Correction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This must be a special form of WiFi that uses a Cyclic Redundancy Check

  25. Whats the point? by dj245 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The point of finding a free acess point, for most people, is to get on the internet, to send/receive e-mail. Some people might be interested in fiddling around with 'clueless user Linksys #82", but mostly finding an acess point is a means to an end, not an end in itself. A mobile acess point is not a roving Lan party, it is sort of useless. Unless he has omnidirectional wireless internet connection with him (nope) then most people will be kind of disinterested in what he has to offer. Most people won't even bother (or know how!) to browse the network. I really wonder where he is going with this.

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    1. Re:Whats the point? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Same as I do with my backback.

      run it set up with thesame way they set up nocatauth.

      no matter what web address you type in, you end up at the local http server.

      works great, I have a nice dowload section and a shoutcast server running streaming from a bunch of random mp3's as well as a set of informational pages and a "portal" using myphpnuke.

      you would be suprised how many logins I see in there from people that "accidently" find it.

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    2. Re:Whats the point? by Your_Mom · · Score: 1

      Offtopic:
      I've been thinking about doing something similar as an experiment. I have a few questions, but can't find your e-mail.
      What exactly do you use? Is it an integrated system? What are the specs. Do you have pictures? :)

      Thanks

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      Objects in the blog are closer then they ap
    3. Re:Whats the point? by Fjord · · Score: 1

      he has omnidirectional wireless internet connection (nope)

      Um, why wouldn't he. My PCS phone can give me 128Kpbs (even more with a little knowhow) and it has 24-hour unlimited access. Plug this into a laptop, then use the RJ-45 port to connect to the WAP and you have portable sharable internet. What this guy did is not hard to do, but it is a very cool concept. I might make one of these up when I get a new laptop (gave my old one away).

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      -no broken link
    4. Re:Whats the point? by jsin · · Score: 1

      RTFA.

      It even has a nice little picture for those of us who can't understand the text.

      Insightful? OK!

  26. Re:WHY GOD WHY by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Why do computers need inundate every single aspect of our lives?" ... said the Anonymous Coward who used a computer to read the article and post his/her response.

    --
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  27. All this free WiFi stuff is great, but... by PapayaSF · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...how long before spammers just load their software onto laptops and start blasting out spam from the nearest hotspot? Are there any safeguards that will prevent this?

    --
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    1. Re:All this free WiFi stuff is great, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ISP should be able to rate limit the spam.

    2. Re:All this free WiFi stuff is great, but... by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Limit outgoing connections and bandwidth on port 24 would do it, but I don't know what software you could use to do that.

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      -no broken link
    3. Re:All this free WiFi stuff is great, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given wifis range of 100m tops, a short walk and a fist should stop that problem

  28. Does anyone remember a bike called BEHEMOTH? by eastern · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Does anyone remember the greatest geek bike ever made?

    Big Electronic Human Energised Machine, Only Too Heavy

    Check this out

    1. Re:Does anyone remember a bike called BEHEMOTH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya I remember it... I first read about it in his newsletters on a BBS about 12-14 years ago. I saw the pictures of it a few years later.

      What really intrigued me then was "Coporate Donations". Free hardware? For putting it on a bike, or are people more likely to give you free stuff if you have a beard?

  29. Maybe I'm to cynical by Lord+Kano · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but the first thing that ran across my mind is that this poor bastard is going to end up in court because some pervert used him to anonymously download kiddy porn off of the net.

    LK

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    1. Re:Maybe I'm to cynical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure the "I didn't do it, I was riding my magicbike, which is like an ice cream truck except..." defense would do too well either.

    2. Re:Maybe I'm to cynical by DanThe1Man · · Score: 1

      I call Shannaginns on your .sig. Your qoute was form a column by Doug Powers. He said
      "The event was headlined by Hillary Clinton, who I half expected to see wearing a 'If abortions are outlawed, only outlaws will be allowed to screw around with my husband' T-shirt." She didn't say that. The article is here.

    3. Re:Maybe I'm to cynical by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Very keen eye. I suggest that in the future when outing someone as having ripped off a sig here, remember to quote it. Sig changes are retroactive.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    4. Re:Maybe I'm to cynical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's different from every other anonymous access point how?

    5. Re:Maybe I'm to cynical by geoffeg · · Score: 1

      I didn't think Michael Jackson lived in New York!

    6. Re:Maybe I'm to cynical by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      And that's different from every other anonymous access point how?

      This guy is on a bike, he's taking the access to them.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  30. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the one hand what he's doing is kind of cool and nice. Interesting to say the least... On the other hand walking around like he's a saint or he's bringing vittles to the starving masses makes him look like an imbecile... I mean for chrissakes, you're giving people limited wireless connectivity, in the random chance that you happen to be parked by a guy with a laptop...

    You want to be a hero or feel good about yourself? Be a volunteer firefighter. Restore PCs for senior citizen centers, donate to cancer research foundations, give a starving Afican or Chinese kid lunch money. Driving around giving out free wireless internet... *snickers*

    The very point of it is pointless. It's basically just a "Lookit me, I'm special-decial like Homestar Runner." I think the guy needs a hobby...maybe he should try being a kernel hacker, I hear that eats into your free time. ;)

  31. and here's the backpack version by werdnapk · · Score: 1
    1. Re:and here's the backpack version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Public service could benifit from this!
      Think of a SAR operation for a lost kid, etc.
      Ham's do this, geeks could get into the act
      with backpacks and bikes. Get organized and do
      some good!

  32. Re:He gives people internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...he keeps a copy of the Internet on his laptop, which he updates by syncing every evening with his 56K dial-up.

  33. Slow connection?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    11 mbits per second? I hope you can get better than 11 microbits a second off of your wireless.

  34. Why not free Wi-Fi on Caltrain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Free Wi-Fi on a bike? Why not a train?

    PointShot (http://pointshotwireless.com), the folks that provided ACE passengers with the country's first Wi-Fi train service, is in the process of trying to bring a Wi-Fi service to Caltrain here in Silicon Valley.

    But according to Caltrain management, it is going to take a year to find a free provider:

    "Caltrain is currently working on a request for proposal to provide wi-fi on its trains. Our goal is to be able to attract a provider who will provide free wi-fi service through more than just a pilot period. If the entire process goes smoothly, we may be able to offer wi-fi within about a year.

    Our long-term vision is to provide complimentary wi-fi and work with companies along our corridor to allow their employees to start their workday by logging on while on the train. We believe this will be a huge quality of life benefit to our customers and their employees."

    For those of you that don't know, Caltrain is the Silicon Valley commuter train that serves passengers from San Jose to San Francisco.

    If you find "a year" to be entirely too long or you know of interested Wi-Fi providers, email boardsecretary@caltrain.com or go to http://www.caltrain.org/contact.html.

    1. Re:Why not free Wi-Fi on Caltrain? by Jon_E · · Score: 1

      I never understood why the trains just don't run network signal through the electrical system

    2. Re:Why not free Wi-Fi on Caltrain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no power outlets on Caltrain.

      The other issue is getting the internet link to the trains. Caltrain is not an electric train, so radio is the solution for now.

  35. Cancer on Wheels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So he'll be the most fit guy with brain cancer in the hospital then eh?

  36. Re:It's really quite amazing to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...well, at least, terrorists don't go around claiming to be defenders of human rights, western civilisation and democracy. But you yourself obviously do not claim that, as well...

  37. Pigeons? by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 1
    Hmmm... I can think of a fun activity, then. Arp-poisoning pigeons in the park!

    ...So, if Sunday you're free,
    Why don't you come with me
    And we'll arp poison the pigeons in the park.
    And maybe we'll do
    In a wifi-enabled squirrel or two,
    While we're arp poisoning pigeons in the park.

    (With profound apologies to Tom Lehrer)

    1. Re:Pigeons? by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

      So the more pigeons we have in the same spot, the more bandwidth! Pigeon pirates! Pigeon hogs! Squirrel trapping! oh! imagine the possibilities. before you know it, we'll put it in forest animals so hunters can check their email before they shoot. And Yellowstone visitors will be able to check email when bears or moose are around! that would be awesome!

  38. Yeah by pcmanjon · · Score: 0

    So, what are the people supposed to do when he drives out of range from the park? Do they suppose to start following him where he goes to keep net access?

  39. Picture of magic bike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    For those wanting a picture of the magic bike and it's creater, go here http://sandhill.typepad.com/photos/wtf/yury_magic_ bike.html

  40. Better last mile options exist... by patrixmyth · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that it would make a lot more sense if ponied up for a data connection from TowerStream or some other pre-802.16 (WIMAX ) provider, and bridged that over to 802.11. Maybe he could mount the antenna on an industrial strength version of those dorky looking bicycle flags.

    I don't know his cell provider, but where I'm from, thats some expensive bandwidth, so $500 a month for T1 connectivity doesn't sound too unreasonable. Be better if there were a Navini provider or someone else that does better with non-fixed signals, but hey, you take what you can get.

    --
    "Don't you know you're going to shock the monkey?"- Peter Gabriel
    1. Re:Better last mile options exist... by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Verizon offers unlimited "broadband" access from your 1XRTT phone for less than $80 a month (as low as $40 if you know how to ask).

  41. four teenagers from the Bronx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    are now planning on robbing him.

  42. nothing line a ice cream man! by Celt · · Score: 1

    'I am like the ice cream man, but with no music and I deliver free wireless access and not ice cream'."

    So he is infact nothing like a ice cream man

    --
    "WebTV: bringing the Internet into the shallow end of the gene pool since 1995" - Martin Bishop
  43. That's a deep analogy by steveha · · Score: 4, Funny
    His "I'm like the ice cream man" analogy reminded me of this:

    To me boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

    --Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handy)


    And let us not forget the classic:

    The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.


    --
    lf(1): it's like ls(1) but sorts filenames by extension, tersely
  44. Re:Slashdotted bike? How about his laptop battery? by JohnDoe.Slashed · · Score: 0

    What I really do not understand is how this guy "delivers" reliable internet access for the others.

    I mean, what's the sense in this: I start downloading latest pr0n movie in the park and his laptop battery goes dead... and no more cream for me... And he has the nerve to compare himself to the ice cream man...

    And thinking about his bicycle, what connection speed is that... max 30mph... on the second thought at least i can check my mail at that speed: 2-3 gained inches/mail * let's say 20 mails/hour...

  45. I can just imagine... by theantipode · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... all the people on laptops following him via bike around the park. I'd pay to see the carnage that'd ensue.

    --
    When I am king, you will be first against the wall
    With your opinion which is of no consequence at all
  46. Ok... So... by Phidoux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every morning when I go out for a jog in the park, I take my laptop computer with me just in case a cyclist, with an attached mobile Wi-Fi hotspot, happens to be getting a bit of exercise at the same time.

    It's great! Lugging the laptop around adds to the exercise potential of my jog and being able to read my spam, while in the middle of my jog, really goes a long way to breaking the boredom of exercise regime.

  47. I wouldn't exactly call this exciting. by dude127 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So basically, this strange guy provides slow unreliable internet access to people enjoying a bit of air and sunshine in the park. I don't know about the rest of you, but if I want unreliable internet access, I'll do that at home with with Comcast. At least with them, I don't need some weirdo to point a funny antenna at me when I'm trying to surf the web.

  48. Using a Bicycle to Uplink on a Downtown Platform by rpiquepa · · Score: 3, Informative

    This was the title of an article from the New York Times about Yury Gitman and his Magicbike last December. Here is a permanent link to this article (free registration needed).

  49. Uh, you wanna try your comment again? by minitrue · · Score: 1

    On the other hand walking around like he's a saint or he's bringing vittles to the starving masses makes him look like an imbecile... I mean for chrissakes, you're giving people limited wireless connectivity, in the random chance that you happen to be parked by a guy with a laptop...

    Hmmm.... Well, rural villagers in Cambodia don't seem to be complaining about the concept.

    "An interesting combination of wireless, wheels, and store-and-forward email: 'In Cambodia, motorbikes act as routers for a store-and-forward email system: The New York Times reports on a system that allow remote villages in Cambodia to send and receive email via Wi-Fi-equipped motorbikes. The Motoman system converges in the provincial capital where a satellite-enabled school uploads and downloads email for the remote recipients. The system is funded in part through U.S. benefactors who aren't just sending money; they're spending time there as well, and helping to improve the quality of medicine and people's livelihoods.'"

    1. Re:Uh, you wanna try your comment again? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      I can't wait for some patronizing idiot to complain about bringing Internet access to the wild people of New York...
      We do no favour to the New Yorkers by giving them computers and introducing them to the Internet.

      In view of the clearly manipulated photograph in the report on the Dow Brigade site, I had hoped that the story was a hoax.

      The report was that an unnamed charity organisation had given laptop computers to the New York tribe and taught them to type. My reaction to the reports, all of which lack background details, is one of scorn. The fact that these people live only 100km from Long Island does not mean that they need our visits. I do not know the tribe, but possibly, they had not seen more developed people before. After all 100km is a long way in NYC traffic. How far can you walk in a day and in which direction would you set out? You might not even like what you find!

      As a traveller (I did not say tourist), one learns to respect the differences in the different cultures. This maxim is even more important for people already living abroad.

      An underdeveloped tribe like the New Yorkers has no benefit from the Internet and should be left alone. No charity organisation has a right to infiltrate their ranks in this manner. I will attempt to contact the charity concerned.

      I think it is highly uncivilised of us to impose what we call 'our culture' on them. Cultural diversity makes this world so interesting. The New Yorkers have their own culture. Please leave them alone.

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    2. Re:Uh, you wanna try your comment again? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      I can't wait for some patronizing idiot to complain...
      "As a traveller (I did not say tourist)..."

      And with that, the person you're quoting firmly establishes himself as an Enterprise-class dickhead.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
  50. WiFi On Three Wheels by nelf · · Score: 1

    Three wheels AND music - still no ice cream though

    iTrike

    1. Re:WiFi On Three Wheels by adelayde · · Score: 1

      Plenty of decent Somerset cider to be had if I remember rightly, beats Ice Cream anyday ....

  51. quote by jeffs72 · · Score: 2, Funny

    'I am like the ice cream man, but with no music and I deliver free wireless access and not ice cream'." Or you're like a big dork with too much time on your hands.

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  52. the usual by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Informative

    the guy who's paying the bill to the ISP whose service he's broadcasting gets canned. note that unless his ISP has an *extraordinarily* open AUP, this is probably against the terms of it...

  53. Cool, but - by JosKarith · · Score: 1

    Just think of the Dynamo you're gonna need to keep that mother powered when the batteries start to fail.

    --
    'Don't worry' said the trees when they saw the axe coming, 'The handle is one of us.'
  54. Hmmm by m00nun1t · · Score: 2, Funny

    'I am like the ice cream man, but with no music and I deliver free wireless access and not ice cream'.

    If we had bacon, we could have bacon and eggs if we had eggs.

  55. I like my bike mod better by aardwolf204 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I like my bike mod better. I attached my old ipaq to the center of the handle bars and with a pcmcia wifi card, serial GPS receiver on the back and the right software i can go biking while wardriving and listening to mp3s at the same time. Wish I had a pic. Anyone else try anything similar?

    Oh yeah, and how does he get his connection while on the road, cellphone? Even with Vision or Edge it wouldnt be that great internet access now would it.

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  56. Let me relay a story about wardriving by linzeal · · Score: 1

    I'm not a very good person at times and was out wardriving with some buddies after about 5 martinis, at 3 AM, in fog, and with a half naked woman in the car. I wasn't driving but thank god it was a volvo and that woman was in someone's grip (was not wearing a seatbelt) or we would of been in trouble, the redwood just flaked off some bark. I still don't know where my keys or leather jacket is.

    1. Re:Let me relay a story about wardriving by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      I had a fun time wardriving with Lord Hector and Umut after the 80211-planet.com in Philadelphia a while back. Wardriving is definitely a neat way to explore a new City (or even one's home town). We have the data we collected posted at WiFiMaps.com.

      --
      Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
  57. That wasn't Homer... by sczimme · · Score: 1


    That was an article in The Onion.

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    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
  58. In Capitalist Brooklyn... by renjipanicker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...hotspots find you.

  59. Pigeons? by epsalon · · Score: 1

    One question: Will it implement RFC 1149?

  60. get a life! by Richthofen80 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mixing public art with techno-activism

    arg, I hate pop culture. I bet this guy is a 'metrosexual' too. Let it die! techno-activism is a made up word. You're a fruit on a bike! There are tons of wireless hotspots out there anyways, the chances that you're doing the world even a minute's worth of good are slim to none. If you really want ubiquitous wireless net access, try, oh , say, setting up a hotspot in your house. Or donating to a cause or group or company who would set up these spots. The idea that your bike provides wifi is hardly useful. get a life, and this is coming from a computer geek.

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  61. Put down the absinth... by Delta-9 · · Score: 0

    Put down the absinth and slowly step away from the keyboard

  62. Does this mean... by thung226 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean cell phone use in the NYC subway system is not far behind? I hate the guy on R who gets that single bar at 34th and decides to exploit it for all of 23 seconds.

    "HELLO?"
    "HELLO!!!??!??"
    "YEAH, I'M ON THE SUBWAY!!!"
    "HELLO????!!!"
    "SUB!!!! WAY!!!!"
    "HELLO????!??"

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    -n-
  63. the next step by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    the next step in bicycle modding is, having a modded PC case integrated into the bicycle frame, along with some of those bicycle accessories...

    www.fossilfool.com
    www.tireflys.com

  64. Nomadic computing by mknewman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Years ago I met Steve Roberts, a self proclaimed nomad, in Austin Texas. He was riding his recumbant bike literally slewn with solar panels, radios, a trailer with a satellite dish and computers. Here is his web page: http://microship.com/bike/winnebiko2/retrospective .html He wrote a book, mostly about his love afairs on his cross country trip, but also ended up working for Sun Microsystems in some sort of ad-hoc consultant position. He's gone on to making a high tech Winnebago and now ocean going canoes. Very strange person but also quite entertaining. Marc

  65. by bike is interesting but by ballon may be better by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    In theory I have a wifi router with a range of 1000 feet. whilst reading this article I came across another one with wifi links being created by ballon. which got me thinking how big a balloon would it take to raise a wifi ariel above my house and get the 1000 feet or possibly greater range. I don't think it would need to go very high or be very big. just enough to clear the roof tops and provide a line of sight. so what do you think is it possible practicle and effective? has anyone tried this and how successful was it.

  66. Re:by bike is interesting but by ballon may be bet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is how high to do you have to be to be taller than the stuff around you (good coverage), which will open up the chances of getting struck by lightning.

    Have fun, don't sleep next to your equpiment in a rainstorm though.

  67. Bizarre analogies -- it's a Brooklyn thing by SychoSyd · · Score: 1

    I'm beginning to think that people in Brooklyn just don't know how to accurately describe anything.

    Exhibit A: A quote from an article about a news helicopter that crashed in Brooklyn earlier this morning. Brooklyn resident Roger Green describes the sound of the crash:

    "I could hear boop, boop, boop, like the sound of a motorcycle, but real loud," said Roger Green, who lives about a block from the crash site.

    Boop? What the frick kind of motorcycle goes boop!? And the fact that this guy says it was like a motorcycle "but real loud" means that he thinks most motorcycles go boop really quietly!

    Although come to think of it, that could explain why I've never heard a motorcycle go boop before... it does it quietly! Of course!

  68. My Solution: by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

    Powerbook w/ Bluetooth + GPRS Cell w/ Bluetooth + T-Mobile's Unlimited Wireless Internet = Internet on my computer everywhere. And I don't even need a bike!

    --
    I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
    1. Re:My Solution: by Elusive_Cure · · Score: 1

      Bah....i only need a cat5 running behind me from my notebook when i'm on the moove...You ask too much...

      --
      Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't... ;^)
  69. So... in other words by AWG · · Score: 1

    "I am like the ice cream man, but with no music and I deliver free wireless access and not ice cream" So, in other words... he is actually nothing like the ice cream man.

  70. Is it just me... by mscdex · · Score: 1

    Or does the black figure on the yellow sign on the front page of http://magicbike.net/ look as though the figure is passing gas?

  71. The original by WillWare · · Score: 1

    Steve Roberts did this with ham radio a long time ago. He cultivated relationships with hardware vendors and got them to outfit his bike so that he didn't need to spend too much money himself. For them, it was good PR. Since then, he's moved to a boat.

    --
    WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
  72. sounds like bad twisted to do good. by snarkasaurus · · Score: 1

    Here we have some twinkletoes in NYC cycling around stealing services from the people who own the WiFi equipment he's sniffing for. The fact that he helps other people steal it too doesn't raise my opinion of him.

    To compare this knob to a guy who contributes an actual -service- to his community in Cambodia is quite incorrect. One's a thief, one's not.

    It is nice to see some good come of an idea created to steal something. Kind of like EMS using a slim jim to rescue a baby out of a car. Proving that nothing is so debased it can't be turned to good with a bit of ingenuity and a bunch of work.

    And before you bleeding hearts start in telling me its not like that and anyway people should secure their WiFi, answer me this:

    If the candy machine is accidentally left unlocked and you take a candy without paying, is it still stealing?

    If people want you to access their network, they will put up a sign.

  73. I am the ice cream man by TheIceCreamMan · · Score: 1

    hi all,
    Great to see all this "chatter" about Magicbike. So can i address some of the posts here.
    People seem upset about the ice cream man analogy. "I am like the ice cream man"---IS HUMOR. In an joke there is always a bit of truth. The truth about ice cream trucks is the same for wireless bikes. You can go buy ice cream in the store, and get it faster, and with more variety. But the ice cream truck still exists and people love it. The ice cream truck emerged when refrigerator technology finally became small enough to put onto vehicles and ever since the fantastical thing of the "ice cream truck" started to excite our childhood fantasies. But now, some might argue that the ice cream truck is obsolete, totally "useless." Maybe it is technologically obsolete but we still love it, and it's still a powerful and functioning icon in our culture. So I'm like the ice cream man in that I'm able to put a wireless access point on a bicycle (which has no power or Internet uplink to start with) and take it to places that make people giddy. Yes it's a childish fantasy, and technological farce. Part of the point of the project is to show how easy it is to do this, and what a powerful effect it can have. Our imaginations, or lack there of, create technological boundaries that aren't really there. If some kid can do this on a bike, surely real geeks can do this on motorcycles, boats, planes, trains, autos, skateboards, and your mama. Where is it written that wireless infrastructures need to be static and fixed to the earth? (Well that's written in lots of places, but it should be rewritten.) Wireless infrastructures can be mounted on our vehicles, not only on towers and building, b/c the technology has reached that point. Wireless is all about the ability for motion. It's more efficient to have a physically mobile WiFi infrastructure, not only does it decentralize a network, it allows you to reach places that otherwise wouldn't be reached--that's what vehicles are for, right. If wireless internet infrastructures move, I think the Internet and our imagination of it will radically evolve. The nature of this kind of stuff is that you don't know what will happen until you put it into the world, play with it, try to break it, and see what cool things emerge. We haven't built or designed uses for the Internet outdoors and in the "real world" yet. But it's completely clear to me that we will and it will change what we think the Internet is, how we use it, and how we build and design for it. I'm outdoorsy, I like being barefoot, I like wearing shorts, I'm a hick raised in Georgia, and that's how i want to use my Internet, outdoors in the sunshine and fresh air. A bicycle hotspot is how you get it there today.
    yours,
    --The fu_king Ice Cream Man