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  1. "pretty much 24/7, and right now it's playing "Rosetta Stoned" by Tool, and I don't have Brother Maynard's vocal range."

    Just rap it, that should be doable with 3 tones.

  2. "But certainly the Sunday is claiming access to your internal voice, not subvocalised speach."

    You mean that voice, that tells me to kill everybody, that I'm hearing all the time?

  3. Re:Their servers, their service on Facebook Retracted Zuckerberg's Messages From Recipients' Inboxes (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I also have my own servers, and I can also delete whatever I want from them."

    Exactly! You're an asshole, they're assholes, no difference.

  4. It's good to be the King.

  5. "In addition, there is no evidence that our stores were compromised or that any internal Sears systems were accessed by those responsible."

    Since you didn't install/activate the security that would have been able to prevent/detect or at least log any such breach, small wonder that there is no evidence.

  6. So the hospital could see from his FB-posts, that he not just has a broken leg but suffers from WhiteSupremitis and AntiSemitis and needs a few antiracism drips.

  7. So at age 72 we'll all be stable geniuses.

  8. I bet the veggies taste better than the ones from all those Arctic greenhouses in Alaska.
    After all this is the deep South.

  9. Re:Sacrifce on Virgin Hyperloop One Shows Off New Futuristic Travel Pod (cnet.com) · · Score: 0

    "Virgin

    I ain't getting in the thing"

    This new pod penetrated the Virgin Hyperloop and ergo it's not a Virgin anymore but just another Hyperloop out there.

  10. What about news? on US' Proposed China Tariffs Would Target Robotics, Satellites (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    China already retaliated and published a list of 106 articles, Soy, Corn, Beef, Orange juice...almost all the things that Trumps deplorables produce.

    It will be fun to watch how the 'winning' will be going.

    Tiger Blood!

  11. Re:Can it ring my doorbell ? on The World's Fastest Delivery Drone Takes Off (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    "I want to see a drone ring my doorbell, hand me my package, and then ask for my signature."

    You obviously have to install a WIFI bell, duh!

  12. Re:There are already faster drones... on The World's Fastest Delivery Drone Takes Off (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    "Wouldn't a deliver drone imply that it is designed to deliver a payload to a desired destination? "
    Well, we have the same problem with the Natural Intelligence Delivery Syste.

    The rules are simple, go to the indicated city, the indicated street, the indicated house number and deliver it to the person mentioned on the fucking label.

    And still sometimes they get all 4 wrong.

  13. Re:There are already faster drones... on The World's Fastest Delivery Drone Takes Off (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    "Come to think of it, didn't we nearly go to WW3 over some missiles being placed 20 min away from DC when the Russians put them in Cuba in the 60's? "

    Cuba? Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house.

  14. Re:Next up, vape bans on Schools Are Giving Up on Smartphone Bans (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    "some of the shit we pulled back in the day, would have put us on a terrorist watch list today?!?!"

    Ditto here. We made explosives with sugar and weedkiller put it in empty camping gaz bottles and blew up stuff. (nothing worth anything or dangerous) We also built our own mortars and tried to shoot at the water tower, (dangerous) but we always missed.
    Nobody ever gave a shit because everybody was doing it in all parts of town. Every farmer and forest owner also blew up tree stumps all day long, sometimes with the same stuff that we used.

    And now every other day is Panic Paranoia Day because somebody got drunk at the railway station and forgot his baggage with his dirty undies and the whole station gets evacuated, all trains halted and all the streets around blocked for hours.

    But apparently we are more 'secure' now.

  15. Since they insist I'm just an owner of a license, I'd sue them for the free replacement of the vinyl data device that they gave me to be able to listen to the 'Dark Side Of The Moon' in 1973 since it wasn't as permanent as they claim.

  16. Bah on US Suspects Listening Devices in Washington (apnews.com) · · Score: 1

    I guess somebody detected an Alexa device from the owner of the Washington Post an got a paranoia seizure.

  17. Small wonder on Valve Removes Steam Machines From Its Home Page (extremetech.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who wants a steam machine in their living room, the noise, the coal and the risk of CO-poisoning alone.

  18. My triffids are almost ready to market.

  19. Re:Broken As Designed on Software Bug Behind Biggest Telephony Outage In US History (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 2

    " You're not supposed to give wrong input, even accidentally!"

    I guess you never had a complaint from a user that your program behaved erratically, each time the secretary put heavy binders _on_ the keyboard?

  20. Re:Lucky as expected. on Chinese Space Station Burns Up On Re-entry in South Pacific (reviewjournal.com) · · Score: 1

    "Not even "lucky", harming someone would have been very unlucky."

    Depends. Some people would have liked being killed by a toilet seat from space, because they would get post-its from Inigo Montoya.

  21. Obligatory Anti-GMO-Joke on CRISPR-Altered Plants Are Not Going To Be Regulated (For Now) (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    "Good news for people who like genetically altered tomatoes and other plants."

    Both of them?

  22. Sure on Ask Slashdot: Are 'Full Stack' Developers a Thing? · · Score: 2

    The Germans have something like that, it's called an egg-laying-wool-milk-pig.
    They are very rare and their eggs are small, the wool is sticky, the milk sour and the pork awful.

    You know the ole 'master of none' thingie.

  23. Re:Yes, please on Should We Revive Extinct Species? (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    "Yes. Just like in Jurassic Park!

    Even that would have gone well if not for NEWMAN!

  24. Re:Whoâ(TM)s to blame? on Should We Revive Extinct Species? (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 2

    "Man has the ability to reason."

    Have you met us?

  25. Re:Longer lifespan on Two Studies Find 'Clear Evidence' That Cellphone Radiation Causes Cancer In Rats (qz.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    "The study also neglects to mention if the rats were exposed to human-scaled phones, or, more appropriately in my view, tiny rat-sized ones, with tiny tiny touch sensitive screens and incredibly tiny headphone jacks."

    You show your age, gramps, not even rat-phones have headphone jacks nowadays.