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  1. How do they do it? Two words on How does Google do it? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Underpants gnomes.

  2. Re:IBM must be hunting for something more... on IBM Subpoenas Several Companies in SCO Case · · Score: 2, Funny

    And why the hell not!

    Kill two birds with one stone.

    Weak birds. And a fucking big stone.

  3. Re:Ah! on Build Your Own Imperial Star Destroyer · · Score: 1

    So SCO's new strategy is...

    eBay itself.

    Goddammit, he's right!

  4. Windows...Sexy?! on EU Releases Microsoft Antitrust Report · · Score: 1, Funny

    Those two words do NOT belong in the same sentence.

  5. So on A Taste of Qt 4 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's nothing for me, the humble user.

    I'm not a developer, I'm just a KDE user. I fail to see how there's anything revolutionary in here for me, or the other users. After all, software isn't just for the developers.

  6. Re:talk about heresy on SimChurch · · Score: 1

    The miracle of tabbed browsing!

    Praise the lord!

  7. Re:Spatial Nautilus on GNOME for Grandma · · Score: 1

    That might stem from the creators of Nautilus being ex-Apple guys.

  8. Re:I think we know what to say.... on Futurama: Can it be True!? · · Score: 1

    Jane, you ignorant slut!

    It's "bite my shiny metal ass"...

  9. My idea on Security and School - How Should One Speak Up? · · Score: 1

    Find an admin who knows his shit, and wants to help.

    DO NOT sniff passwords, DO NOT send "ultimatums", just say "Hi, I've found what could be a security hole on the network. I can show you why it's insecure and how it could be exploited. I don't want anything in return, I just want to help you close the hole because it could uncover a hell of a lot of problems."

    Your ass is covered (you said you didn't want anything, can't be blackmail) and you might get a few brownie points out of it. If the admin responds badly to this and you get expelled or in some other kind of shit, my advice (IANAL applies) is to sue, because you have done nothing wrong...so long as you don't try and seem like a l33t h4X0r g0d by sniffing passwords/sending "ultimatums"-just get to the point, tell the admin what the problem is and how to solve it.

    (For the record, I have some great network admins who listen to the students and are very receptive. The way to go :)

  10. Re:Emacs is a web browser! on Amazon's Search Engine Goes Live · · Score: 1

    Of course Emacs is a web browser. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if it had the ability to serve web pages by now, it's already a newsreader, email client, browser, text editor and kitchen sink.

  11. Oblig. Rush quote on Happy Spamiversary! · · Score: 1

    Imagine a man
    Where the spam began
    Some lawyers in the USA
    Scripting evil Perl scripts
    On that April day
    All the inboxes that be
    And your browser history
    Would be clogged for ever mooooooore...

  12. Re:Good for those of us who are used to Windoze on THG Linux Migration, Part Two · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do what I do: make a cheat sheet for stuff that you need to remember. Just print it out and stick it somewhere prominent.

  13. Here's my view on Save a Chatlog... Go to Prison? · · Score: 1

    On MSN Messenger (tool of the devil) and ICQ, you have to be accepted by me to talk to me. That means that if you are talking to me, I either added you and you agreed (so you consented) or you added me and said OK (so I consented to something you asked for).

    Now, if you added me onto your list, or I added you onto mine and you accepted, then that's almost a contract saying "fine, you asked for it" and indicating a great deal of consent.

    So, in other words, STFU government :)

  14. To shut up all the people talking about warez on Forbes Reviews Google's Gmail [updated] · · Score: 1

    There will be no "big warez ftp server" on GMail. Attachments will be limited to 10MB. That's an MP3 or two, and if you need to send anything more there is nothing to stop you sending multiple emails with the file split into pieces.

    Quit bitching. If it happens, there will likely be ways of stopping it (i.e disallowing .exes, which would have the happy bonus fun measure of removing some email virii).

  15. Re:Guess what on When Does Usability Become a Liability? · · Score: 1


    Email it to some stupid people, tell them they have to run it as root or else they wont see the video of Condoleeza Rice's tits.


    And Condoleeza Rice's tits would make them run it why...?

    It would be like someone saying "you have to run as root to see goatse".

  16. Re:Wow, Google IM! on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 1

    I tried to get my friends onto ICQ. One of them made the jump...ONE.

    I have no idea why MSN is so popular, it has what AOL did two years ago. AOL for fucks sake!

  17. Google e-currency? on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One word:

    BEENZ.

    It would follow the same model as Beenz's:

    1) Launch currency
    2) ?
    3) Crash and burn like a plane made of pentane coated magnesium bricks!!!

  18. Re:Not another "standard"! on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 1

    I'm focusing more on the fourth bullet point, which would suit me just dandy. Maybe Google could hack Jabber to that end...? :)

  19. Re:$33 cd? It is going to decrease profit on RIAA's Nasty Easter Egg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Translation: If you're enough of a moron to buy 99 cents worth of fuck all, you got what you paid for you cretinous pillock.

    Or in nicer terms, "white space != good investment" :)

  20. Wow, Google IM! on Google's Next Steps · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Please please please make this Google! Especially if:
    • You release the protocol as open, or at least make a Linux client (with all the features of the Windows one)
    • You manage to get my friends off MSN, the shittiest messenger service ever owned by a shitty company with a shitty record on doing things non-shittily.
    • It interfaces with Gmail (all the benefits of MSN/Hotmail, none of the drawbacks! w00t!)
    • Three/four words: Home Star Runner Alerts. Imagine: "You have a new Strongbad Email! Click here to view!"
    /me prays for this to actually happen
  21. Re:43 million active users on Gator Files for IPO to Raise $150 Million · · Score: 3, Funny

    And of those, only 1 is willing. It's that guy who likes getting spam who was on Slashdot a few weeks ago!

  22. Re:Dear RCA... on Auto-Censoring DVD Player · · Score: 1

    That's funny, because I want a DVD player that can remove J.Lo.

    And Ben Affleck as well, for that matter.

    Methinks a user-configurable killfile is the next logical step...

    Maybe when someone inserts Gigli into the drive, it'll play that "YOU ARE AN IDIOT" Flash movie, then explode, jabbing everyone nearby with razor sharp chunks of CD... /me runs to patent office...

  23. Re:Wakka Wiki on Implementing a Knowledge Management Solution? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh yeah, and FP :)

  24. Wakka Wiki on Implementing a Knowledge Management Solution? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Get a LAMPS solution with Wakka Wiki. The Wiki source comes to about 500kb, and can be infinitely customised. It's pretty damn cool...

  25. Re:Whatever happened to albums? on Downloaded Music Gets More Expensive · · Score: 1

    Hail To The Thief was pretty good though, I like all the songs there...