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GNOME for Grandma

An anonymous reader writes "PCWorld colmnist Matthew Newton has written an interesting two part article titled "In Search of Linux for Grandma", in which he shares his thoughts on introducing computers to a 75 year old PC neophyte (through Linux). He discusses the new spatial Nautilus that he is planning to unleash upon grandma, and quote from the article - "Grandma is never going to learn about "opening a file manager" to "navigate her way" to her documents. They are all going to live in plain view in folders on her desktop. And when she opens them, there won't be any surprises."."

443 comments

  1. Gnome for Grandma? by strictnein · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's easy... a garden gnome.

    Next

    1. Re:Gnome for Grandma? by Soko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...sure as hell wouldn't (and shouldn't) an underpants gnome.

      Ech - I need to go wash my mind now.

      Soko

      --
      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    2. Re:Gnome for Grandma? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements ofunknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you holdthat you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weightthan that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting forthe bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void.

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    3. Re:Gnome for Grandma? by strictnein · · Score: 1

      LOL

      Very nice! =p

    4. Re:Gnome for Grandma? by andalay · · Score: 1

      I think your point and the point of the story is that old people and computers do not generally mix (which is retarded). What they shouldve said is ``Gnome for the technically incompetent''

      If you had actually read the article, the real point is that Nautilus is no longer just a ``file manager'' and is moving to be a user friendly way to explore your desktop

      This is the right step to take, as having the technically incompetent being able to actually use the system productively will do wonders for Linux on the desktop

    5. Re:Gnome for Grandma? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit! You need some serious therapy dude.

      Get a grip.

    6. Re:Gnome for Grandma? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Holy shit! You need some serious therapy dude.

      Why? Because he's able to type "longest insult" in Google's text entry field?

      What, you thought someone had posted something original on Slashdot?
      Ha.

    7. Re:Gnome for Grandma? by learmont · · Score: 1

      File System Check

    8. Re:Gnome for Grandma? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

      You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

      I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you.You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

      Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

      You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

      You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

      And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

      You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper.

      On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

      You smarmy lager lout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

      You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

      I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. S

  2. sounds like something i could use by geekbruin · · Score: 2, Funny

    for myself. :B right now i'm battling my first red hat installation...

    1. Re:sounds like something i could use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fedora is great and pretty easy to install. I tried Mandrake 10 CE first but didn't have much luck with it. Fedoraforum.org

    2. Re:sounds like something i could use by geekbruin · · Score: 1

      actually, it's really not fair to say i was battling red hat; it went fine but i'm doing it in virtual pc 2004 which is the true culprit of my woes... thanks! :)

  3. Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well, Grandma... this is the command line. If you want to update your programs, you open this doohickey, and type in "apt-get install"... no no... there's a hyphen in the middle... yeah just like that... well, why don't I just write it down for you?

    1. Re:Heh by somethinghollow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's been my experience that the last sentence you wrote means the person is never going to learn what you are trying to teach them. Why remember when you can just look on that battered, coffee stained, 2 year old sheet of paper that tells you how to do it?

      I think Albert Einstein said something similar.

      In real life, the teach-a-man-to-fish aphorism is practicle and less painful in the long run.

    2. Re:Heh by cshark · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My Mom's in her 60's and has an engineering degree. She actually prefers Linux because of the stability. Granted, she's been using Windows since the begining, and before that, DOS.

      I don't think the author of this article gives old people enough credit.

      --

      This signature has Super Cow Powers

    3. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hee hee.

      "See Grandma, this is a kernel patch.

      Just go to the commandline, cd /usr/src cp ~/patch.diff . patch -p0 patch.diff make menuconfig (activate feature and save changes) make clean make dep make bzlilo cp .config /boot/config mv /System.map /boot liloconfig (begin new installation, add a linux partition - don't forget the ide-scsi device - install) and shutdown now -r.

      Now there was nothing to it, was there?"

    4. Re:Heh by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      Most of the platforms I work on, Windows and Mac OS X excepted, I put together a script to automate this, it lives in root's scripts directory, named refresh.

      Cron job calls it, it goes to the configured servers, updates it's software list, then goes through the list and upgrades the software that have updates available. Works nicely for Debian and Mandrake, as well as variations of Debian such as Knoppix.

      A distribution Upgrade would take a bit more work, but if I were to put something like this together for my Dad, or for some user I was visiting occasionally, such an act could probably wait for me to visit and hold its hand through the process. (Upgrading to Debian 3.0 was not a 'apt-get dist-upgrade' away...)

      --
      You never know...
    5. Re:Heh by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Its good then that we can remotely log in and do the big nasty looking single command ourselves.

      "I want solitare!"

      "Okay, you'll have it in a half hour."

      Much easier!

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    6. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In real life, the teach-a-man-to-fish aphorism is practicle and less painful in the long run.

      How about the teach-a-man-to-spell aphorism?

    7. Re:Heh by adamgeek · · Score: 1

      i disagree. when i knew nothing about linux, except how to terminal into a redhat box, a [sysadmin] friend of mine wrote down the list of stuff i would need to type in order to complete the basic tasks i had outlined (editing/creating zonefiles, restarting named service, editing httpd.conf, restarting apache, etc). after typing them several dozen times, i didn't need the cheat sheet anymore. repition makes perfect. not that my experience will necessarily be representative of dear-old grammy's.. just saying.

    8. Re:Heh by nvrrobx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your mom is an exception to the rule.

      My grandparents only have a touch-tone telephone because they have to.

    9. Re:Heh by dyefade · · Score: 1

      You're actually completely right, and I only just realised it.
      I'm trying to teach my parents to use the (Win98, yeah) PC, because when I go to uni (in October), I won't be able to help them out all the damn time.
      But writing everything down on paper isn't helping.

      In that case, here's a new question:

      How do you teach complete technophobes to use computers?

      (and I mean regular computers, not this new-fangled thing the story is about. the knowledge given to my parents (or whoever) must be reusable in the real world)

    10. Re:Heh by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      For my mom, I just showed her once. I was at uni when she got the Mac, so I couldn't help her all the time. I put the apps she used in the Dock and said "Click Mail if you want to look at your e-mail, etc." Then I left. If she had a problem, she'd call and I'd help her work around it. If I couldn't, she'd wait until I the weekend when I'd be back. Basically, she learned the same way I learned. Play with it and ask questions if you get stuck. Most people will remember better if they HAVE to do it assuming they don't just throw their hands up or punch in the monitor.

    11. Re:Heh by dyefade · · Score: 1

      fair enough!
      I get the feeling my solution won't be so easy. I explain Outlook about once a week right now. The hardest concept is (Outlook != Email) & (IE != The Internet)....
      and also the idea that when one window obscures another, but you can switch between them using the taskbar, the windows are just "hiding"!

      they're generally very clever people, they run a successful local shop in a time when local shops are shutting down in the 1000's... I just get so frustrated trying to teach them anything, but if I don't, they end up not getting email etc.

      hopefully the new XP box they're getting soon will help.

    12. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahahahaha, mod this funny.

      hopefully the new XP box they're getting soon will help.

      that was a joke right?

    13. Re:Heh by WM_NCDESTROY · · Score: 1

      I've had that same problem with my mom and Outlook. I've decided that the problem is that Outlook has too much unnecessary crap that just serves to confuse her. I am planning to switch her over to something simpler. Not sure what yet though.

      Another problem is that she is worried about viruses and stuff and has to ask me if certain emails are safe for her to open or not. I really would like to move her over to an ibook or emac to make that a little less of a problem. yeah, that's it, I'll give her my ibook and buy myself a new one. I've been looking for an excuse.

      --
      posted via satellite
    14. Re:Heh by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      t's been my experience that the last sentence you wrote means the person is never going to learn what you are trying to teach them. Why remember when you can just look on that battered, coffee stained, 2 year old sheet of paper that tells you how to do it?

      Wow, imagine how stupid we could get if we had whole books around.

      --
      -Dave
    15. Re:Heh by Freaek · · Score: 1

      try pocomail, I've got my mum using that and so far haven't had any calls asking how to use her email.

  4. That's great! by lofoforabr · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a theory that says whenever you want to check if a software is _really_ user-friendly, give it for your mother to try it. If she can use it easily, then anyone will.
    This, of course, assumes your mother isn't a geek or something like that.

    1. Re:That's great! by Urantian · · Score: 1

      Instead of the term "User Friendly", I use "Moron Compatible". Uh... Hi, Mom! (oops)

      --
      Urantian -- and proud of it!
    2. Re:That's great! by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      I think the polite version of the term is "idiot-proof"...

    3. Re:That's great! by green_crocadilian · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isn't there a theory that says whenever you want to check if a software is _really_ user-friendly, give it for your mother to try it. If she can use it easily, then anyone will.

      Not necessarily. An interface that is easy to learn the first time might be a nightmare to use repeatedly. An interface that is intuitive for a non-computer-literate person might seem idiotic to a more experienced user (MS Bob, anyone?). And an interface that is fundamentally good might seem bad to someone who spent 10 years using Windows.

  5. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My grandma's a command line hacker. She thinks GUI's are weak. :/

    1. Re:But... by Misch · · Score: 1

      I didn't realize Dilbert had kids. Geez. Stop reading the funnies, Scott Adams goes all crazy on you.

      Dilbert's Mom

      --

      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
  6. Free software lacks usability testing by Sanity · · Score: 5, Interesting
    In my research on software usability, one thing I have realized is that usability testing is almost essential. This basically means sitting someone down, and watching passively as they try to use the software you want to test. It is much more akin to a psychological experiment than to engineering.

    Perhaps one explanation for the poor usability of many open source apps is that while open source may be a great way to engineer software, the lone hacker collaborating via the Internet is ill-equipped to do anything even approaching proper usability testing.

    All may not be lost, perhaps a software tool could be written to make such usability testing easier. It could record a user's desktop(perhaps using something like VNC), while also recording their audio commentary on what they are doing.

    1. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so does commercial software?

      whats your point.

      and please dotn say, "they spend millions on that"
      because if they did, windows wouldnt look like legos, and wouldnt be the most unintuitive thing ive ever seen.
      word wouldnt have 40 tabs in the options window.

      and clippy wouldnt exist.
      everyone hates that little bastard and immediatly wish they could turn it off (which is a pain for most people)

    2. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by dot-magnon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, the GNOME Human Interface Guidelines are built on this. It's been carefully written to ensure intuitive interfaces, and it has evolved over time - maybe, in my opinion, one of the flagships of GNOME. It's a base for the best part of the whole thing, the interface.

      But still, I agree that BugZilla aren't a tool for everyone. Filing a bug about something is for better-knowers, not for the average user. Thus, interface problems won't solve without careful research like you state here.

      While the projects were before standalone and small, they've now got big corporations and more money behind them. As long as they don't control the software for their own good, as at least Ximian/Novell never has done, I think the window systems will gain much from this in the years to come.

      Being a GNOME supporter myself, I'm very happy with the newest release. But there are still things to fix - a lot of things that seem unpolished and featureless. I miss some extendibility in the spatial nautilus, and easier access to configuration here and there. But as earlier problems have been, these will get eliminated in a while.

    3. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thats very true. When I studied HCI back in the 80s it was a very new area (graphical windows were frontier stuff and XEROX/PARC led the way in what became the seeds of Apples Mac (the first widely available winowing GUI afaik).

      Observation experiments were becomming a standard part of the development cycle. In fact this is the first time that user-centricity was formally dealt with and the science of cognitive ergonomics evolved .

      When it comes to simplistic design you have an advantage in this testing phase because the number of paths (variables) is pretty low.

      Someone recently posted an interesting report on making a linux distro for their kids (aged 5 I think) on Newsforge. This involved removing all the traditional toolbars and menus and leaving just a handful of icons on the bare desktop.

      I've done the same for 'stupid' mates of mine, customising their setup so that there's just 3 or 4 aplications that they use left. With this low complexity its easy to watch that there are no avenues the user can go down and get lost (except inside the applications).

    4. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      whats your point.
      Um, whats yours?
    5. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by Sanity · · Score: 1
      Well, the GNOME Human Interface Guidelines are built on this.
      No they aren't, they do suggest usability reviews, but these are a far cry from proper usability testing (a bunch of geeks chatting via IRC is no substitute for passive observation of a newbie trying to use the software).
    6. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to see the return of something like Apple AtEase. (Apple HCI found that "Finder" was too hard for dummy users.) Just a big window with big buttons for all your apps.

    7. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      The grand parent's point is that the great grand parent has no point. Point taken ?

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    8. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by ryantate · · Score: 1

      All may not be lost, perhaps a software tool could be written to make such usability testing easier. It could record a user's desktop(perhaps using something like VNC), while also recording their audio commentary on what they are doing.

      Right. So your system would test GUI usability ... for people who are comfortable setting up Virtual Network Computers ... and own and can hook up PC microphones ... and are capable of recording to their PC ... and can ship everything over the network to a usability engineer... using the very GUI you are usability testing.

      Ya, that's grandma alright!!

    9. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by IntlHarvester · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > word wouldnt have 40 tabs in the options window

      This is a special case. No doubt Microsoft knows that the Word options dialog sucks from the usability standpoint.

      However, the Corporate Training lobby has mandated that Microsoft Shalt Not Change Office's UI. Therefore, they are stuck with the exact same crappy dialog box since Word 6.0 (10 years ago).

      --
      Business. Numbers. Money. People. Computer World.
    10. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by malelder · · Score: 1

      > All may not be lost, perhaps a software tool could be written to make such usability testing easier. It could record a user's desktop(perhaps using something like VNC), while also recording their audio commentary on what they are doing.

      Me -> I can't see the audio commentary being helpful coming from a lot of the users I see...mostly its a lot of obscenities shouted out at the machine in question.

      Or maybe it would work, it just would be a very general indicator of something wrong.

      Programmer: "Hmm...the way that person used the word "Fuck!" while clicking on that menu option must mean something isn't right."

      --


      Yuma, AZ...You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
    11. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by Sanity · · Score: 1
      Right. So your system would test GUI usability ... for people who are comfortable setting up Virtual Network Computers ... and own and can hook up PC microphones ... and are capable of recording to their PC ... and can ship everything over the network to a usability engineer... using the very GUI you are usability testing.
      $ wget http://.../usabilityTest.sh
      $ ./usabilityTest.sh
      Ya, that's grandma alright!!
      It doesn't have to be grandma, it just has to be a user unfamiliar with the software.
    12. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      I would like to see the return of something like Apple AtEase. (Apple HCI found that "Finder" was too hard for dummy users.) Just a big window with big buttons for all your apps.

      It's called the Dock, in WindowMaker. At least, that's how I configure it for the few apps that I use 95% of the time.

      (Firefox, xterm, Evolution, xchat)

      --saint

    13. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by stephenb · · Score: 1

      Actually, Sun has done some usability testing for GNOME with actual users. It was fairly limited in scope, but it was pretty helpful in crafting the HIG.

    14. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by msevior · · Score: 1

      Oh right, sure. Defend your own turf without looking at what the GNOME project is really all about. Without looking at the *extensive* discussions we all have we each other, while watching our software being used by real people all the time.

      Usability is the major force behind GNOME. "Computing Made Easy".

      Don't believe me? Try it, report your problems. If developers agree they'll be fixed. Then you're part of the solution like thousands of others have been.

    15. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by heffrey · · Score: 1

      I love the idea of the "GNOME Human Interface Guidelines". Has anyone ever watched a user encountering a GTK checkbox widget for the first time?

      Is that checked? Hmm, I'm not sure. Let's click it and see what happens. Is it checked now? Hmm, still not sure....

      This happens to me every time I use Linux. No doubt I would get used to these widgets if I used Linux for a prolonged period. But I don't. The presence of the words "GNOME" and "intuitive" in the same sentence makes me laugh. Has anyone thought of creating a checkbox widget with a tick like Microsoft do?

      I have the same problems when I try and use clever clogs Windows applications that use their own widgets (Winamp springs to mind). One the reasons the Windows and Mac interfaces tend to be more usable than Linux interfaces is that there is a good degree of consistency across applications. Once Linux has this then it will make big strides into the consumer desktop market.

    16. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      So they cant change a horrible dialogue box that the sort of users that cant cope with change would never even see, but they're free to suddenly decide in one version that 80% of the menu items will mysteriously disapear unless you know to click the bottom of the menu?

      --
      Advanced users are users too!
    17. Re:Free software lacks usability testing by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      Exactly -- they can't change the basic menu structure in order to make it easier, so they come up with dorky stuff like disappearing options. There's also the sidebar in Office XP which replicates (but not replaces) a lot of the crappy modal dialogs.

      Check Office for Mac for an idea of what they would do if they weren't locked into 10 year old UI decisions.

      --
      Business. Numbers. Money. People. Computer World.
  7. Question by mpost4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do we think Linux is ready for this. Yes I admit if you have some one set it up well, any one can use it. But Grandma might hear of software X and want it. How will the be done, aka, I heard I can do my taxes on the computer with turboTax, can you set it up for me.

    what are you going to tell her, if you can not get it to work with wine?

    I like the idea, but I am not sure Linux is ready

    1. Re:Question by beetle99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that you need to look at it from the viewpoint of, "What are the basic functions that Grandma needs?"

      If you limit it to just email and web browsing, then I think Linux is ready for this, if you set it up properly.

      You can do your taxes over the web with Intuit's TurboTax online version.

      If you add in that Grandma needs a word processor, spreadsheet, photo processing (got to get the grandkids pictures), etc. then the problem is a lot more difficult because you run into compatibility issues with different applications.

      Is Windows XP really any easier to use when you get to that point?

    2. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      easy, you tell her to open firefox and go to http://www.turbotax.com and do her taxes online, via web forms, and make sure and file electronically with direct deposit. ;-)

    3. Re:Question by marick · · Score: 2

      I'm sure someone else already said this, but:

      Turbotax for the web runs in Mozilla. I used it this year and last.

    4. Re:Question by bubkus_jones · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why does someone always mention this?

      "Linux isn't ready because the software support isn't there."

      "The Software support wont be there until there's a reason for the Developer/Publisher to make a Linux version. The users must be there."

      "But there wont be anyone using it unless they can use the software they hear about."



      Yeah, it's a vicious circle, and nothing will happen unless someone gives, but who? Who has the least amount of risk, the end user who just needs someone to show them what to do (or the drive to learn it themselves), or the company who has to invest time and money on developing a product for a platform where, at the moment, there might not even be customers (or enough to make it worthwhile)? The end users have the easier time, the smaller (practically non-existant) risk, and they should be the ones to take the plunge. Get people using Linux, show them what it can do, and why it might be a good idea to switch. Get them to use it in their daily lives (what do most people use their comps for, internet, email, Word Processing/Office type work, music, games and downloading porn? All things that can be done just as easily on Linux as on Windows), get them used to it. Once companies see that there is a market for their software on Linux, then they'll be more likely to release a Linux version. Didn't Macromedia recently announce that they're going to be making Flash/Dreamweaver/whatever-else-is-in-there MX suite more WINE compatable?

    5. Re:Question by zcat_NZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes I admit if you have some one set it up well, any one can use it.

      I've just spent two days setting up XP for some friends, finding drivers for the 3d card, sound and modem, installing Norton, OOo, gimp, and some other apps. I've still got Nero and a firewall to sort out.

      Why? Normally the OEM sorts all this out for you. In this case the OEM install that it had was so loaded up with bloatware, advertising and crap that it ran like shit. It's a 1.8GHz machine, and it was performing worse than the old P166 my kids use.

      If I had been installing FC1 I would already have basically everything I get with Windows PLUS OpenOffice, Gimp, a bunch of games, cd burning software, a firewall, and no need for a virus scanner.

      When's the last time Grandma had to reinstall Windows? How'd it go for her?

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    6. Re:Question by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But Grandma might hear of software X and want it.

      with most home users this does not happen.

      you almost never get the "Ohh shiny new software! Must have it!" Most users here are running whatever they got with the computer and the only software they buy is usually to fill the void that the computer had in it. and yes this is at home. Most linux distros now have no void for most users. it has an office suite, a cgheckbook application, email... everything that the regular user would want and use...

      BTW, it is typical for people to buy a whole new computer and get upset that Windows/Office/Works/Quicken has changed and act's different now.. the same argument that I keep hearing about Linux's disadvantage..

      So if my grandma can handle
      Windows 95 with works 95 and Money 95 she certianly can handle Mandrake 10.0 with it's standard goodies and better card + board games. and no, she will not want to go out and buy some new software, all her needs are always funnled the same way the other family members are... "Lumpy, What should I buy? can you install it? I ran it over with my car, can you fix it? the cat puked in it, can you clean it?... and on and on... and they wonder why I start screaming incoherent things over the phone and have to be dragged to family gatherings....."

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    7. Re:Question by Zapdos · · Score: 1

      Assuming Grandma has an income to tax, there is always turbotax.com online edition. No setup required, just a web browser and java.

    8. Re:Question by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      It's not about bundling, it's about not being able to remove IE without trashing your OS.

    9. Re:Question by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Crossover Office? Seems to work well for most programs. TurboTax would break due to the shitty copy protection but a competing product should work. And as another poster pointed out they have a web edition which works with FOSS browsers.

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    10. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Windows XP really any easier to use when you get to that point?

      No, but it's possibly more convenient. If Grandma phoned Dell on her own and isn't a moron (but is 100% inexperienced with computers), she can read the instructions to see how the wires need to be hooked up. Once she sees that all of the ports are color coded, she'll have no trouble.

      The same thing applies to the software. If Dell installed a whole bunch of shit on her XP box, and Grandma wants to type something, she'll probably find Word or Write or Notepad before too long and use that.

      If this gets the job done, fine. You don't have to be able to drive a car to get from Place A to Place B in a car; someone else can drive you. In Gram's case, WinXP is doing the driving, and she's just along for the ride.

      The trouble comes along when WinXP's technical competence ends. Since WinXP isn't a living being, this occurs pretty quickly. Gram is forced to grab the wheel and hope she doesn't flip the thing. On the whole, it would've been far better if she'd learned exactly what a computer really is before trying to drive it herself.

    11. Re:Question by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      You're slow. Took me about 6 hours to go from dead system to fully loaded/drivered with XP, Firefox, OOo, the Adobe apps I use, a couple audio apps (CEP and FruityLoops), Norton, some specialized engineering software I installed over a VPN...

      And Linux still won't work for me, because Mandrake won't detect my USB keyboard during install. No, I'm serious. Hub in way, hub out of way, two different motherboards have been tried, USB legacy on, USB legacy off... not a damn thing. And its an MS keyboard, hardly a rare piece of hardware. Mouse doesn't detect either. Gentoo will detect both, but who the hell really wants to set up Gentoo?

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    12. Re:Question by zcat_NZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If each of those applications could be _completely_ removed and replaced, it might not be a problem. The real issue with IE/OE/MP is that Microsoft claim they're "Part of the OS" and can't be removed.

      If Windows came pre-loaded with multiple third-party products (as FC1 effectively does; it's all third-party products :) I doubt anyone would have a problem with it.

      If I could buy XP for $50 boxed, stamped CD with printed manual, and it came with all that, then it might actually start to compete with Linux :)

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    13. Re:Question by TimboJones · · Score: 1

      Depending on a few factors, such as sources & amount of income, # of dependents, and the complexity of your return, most people can file for free on the web. Just go to The IRS and follow the "Free e-File" link trail. I used TaxAct.com this year. It's completely free for everyone, very detailed, very easy to use.

    14. Re:Question by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but with FC1 everything is optional! Including the GUI if you wish.

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    15. Re:Question by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      How do you think these people would feel about Windows being bundlied with Microsoft Office, Microsoft Photoshop, Microsoft Quake, Microsoft NERO, Microsoft ZoneAlarm, and Microsoft AntiVirus?

      There are 2 glaring differences between Redhat bundling Openoffice, Gimp, games, whatever the current CD burner of choice is, etc. and MS doing the bundling you suggest above.

      (1) Redhat does not have an effective monopoly. Anyone not interested in the products they are bundling will have little trouble finding a different distribution that bundles something else (or nothing at all - LFS for instance).

      (2) Redhat doesn't own any of that software - there is plenty of competition as to what gets bundled in with distros. Certainly, right now, OpenOffice and Gimp lead their respective fields, but that doesn't mean adobe couldn't port photoshop and negotiate a deal for Redhat to bundle that instead of the Gimp, or MS to port MS Office, and do likewise. If Microsoft started bundling Micorsoft Office with Windows, I think you'd find hell would freeze over before a competing product got bundled instead, regardless of comparative quality.

      Jedidiah.

    16. Re:Question by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      Do you think Grandma would be able to install and use TurboTax on Windows? I don't.

    17. Re:Question by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am slow. I've been doing other things at the same time and I had to download stuff that I didn't have recent versions for. I've done similar rebuilds in half a day before.

      I'm curious about your USB problems; RedHat and Debian both detected my USB camera without a hitch (it's the only USB device I own :)

      You could switch on "legacy USB support" in BIOS and let that handle it? Or you could try a more mainstream distro; I've never been too impressed with Mandrake.

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    18. Re:Question by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Say Grandma would like a car, so you get her a Toyota Corolla, which runs nice and reliably. Then she hears that you can rent a camping trailer, and asks you to set it up for her. But you tell her, "Sorry, you need a much bigger engine to tow the trailer, and I didn't think you'd want a car that uses too much gasoline."

      Would that be so terrible?

    19. Re:Question by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Good. But you don't say that, which makes XP seem less usable than it is (and in many respects, XP is quite usable - its installation is not what I consider painful).

      I'm curious about my USB problems too; I've really played around with a bunch of settings; legacy, hub/no hub, motherboard switch (I was lucky enough to have one of the boards built with those leaky caps), etc, etc.

      Right now I'm just ignoring Linux because all my drives are locked into an onboard RAID config that Linux doesn't seem to want to boot from, but when the replacement HDD comes in, I'll probably take another shot at it.

      Mandrake is mainstream, and the reason I tried it is because its supposed to have excellent hardware support.

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    20. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is incorrect -- the US courts found Microsoft's bundling to be LEGAL.

      What was illegal was strong-arming OEMs and ISPs, "cutting off the airsupply", and so on.

    21. Re:Question by mydigitalself · · Score: 1

      i know its just an example, but...

      a) TurboTax can be run in a web browser
      b) By your (lack of) reasoning, as there is not Mac version of TurboTax, Apple is also not ready for this either.
      c) If she was asking you in the first place for it and you knew it wasn't available on Linux, you would use your (clearly brilliant) powers of deduction and subsequently find her a Linux-based tax package

    22. Re:Question by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Suppose your grandma gets really used to something like GnuCash and tells her friend who's using Windows that it's really good, then her friend asks her granddaughter to set it up for her.

      What is her granddaughter going to tell her, if she can not get it to work with Cygwin?

      I like the idea, but I am not sure Windows is ready.

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    23. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your name is Lumpy? In real life?

    24. Re:Question by zuhl · · Score: 1


      Actually, there is a Mac version of TurboTax.

      I was just at CompUSA yesterday and the largish floor display read TurboTax for Mac. Right by the Quicken 2004.

      Of course, they were sold out, so I had to buy H&R Block's crappy TaxCut for Mac.

    25. Re:Question by robochan · · Score: 1

      >>But Grandma might hear of software X and want it.
      >with most home users this does not happen.

      You are correct. BTDT, and Grandma's doing just fine. She's even using Debian Unstable now that Redhat 7.3 reached it's end of life last December.

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    26. Re:Question by usrerco · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Do we think Linux is ready for this.

      Linux is just an OS; someone just has to put some attention to creating a package that makes a nice simple interface to mail and web. Has nothing to do with the OS, or even X. It's all in the Window Manager that sits on top of X, and the apps.

      And I think the apps are there, and simple window managers are there, it's just a matter of someone configuring them to be accessable to technophobes, which means getting rid of all the hotkeys, and simplifying the interface so only the truly essentail stuff is visible (Reply, Forward, etc),
      and get rid of the non-essentials (File, Edit, Preferences, etc)

      I think Linux is actually easier to customize for the purpose of simplifying the interface down to the bare essentials for a technophobe; there are very simple tiny featureless window managers (flwm) that are easy to customize, and there are highly customizable apps like Opera that can be stripped down to the bare metal, and hot keys made so that the program can be used without a mouse, vis-a-vis web tv.

      WebTV (the OLD pre-microsoft w/out all the stupid banner ads and advertising crap) has gotten the closest, I think, to making a usable system with the simplest interface; no mouse, no obscuring windows, no file menus, no drag and drop, no control panels or scary hotkeys like Shift-5times (windows sticky key mode) Alt-Spacebar, Alt-Tab, etc.

      > But Grandma might hear of software X and want
      > it. How will the be done, aka, I heard I can
      > do my taxes on the computer with turboTax

      Not the target audience grandma.

      Any grandma who wants to /actually/ run turbotax would already have an understanding of 'running programs', 'navigating', 'using the mouse', etc.

      I /think/ we're talking about grannys who just want email to see pictures from their kids, or stay in touch via little email letters, or follow an occasional emailed link from the kids to websites like Amazon or the NYTimes, and maybe receive an occasional Flash funny like the Dancing Hampsters or whatever.

      I think that linux totally 'ready', and has been ready since it was capable of running a web browser and mail client.

      Someone just needs to offer packaged winmanager/apps that remove the extraneous stuff from the web/mail clients, so that they can be navigated entirely from a keyboard, and can be 'windowless' (only one running at a time), and automate all other aspects (internet access, etc), then it's golden.

      Honestly, I'm surprised there isn't a package out there now (I haven't checked in the last 6 months), or if there is, these folks are still beta testing on their grandmas.

      I was thinking of going with opera (where you can totally customize the keyboard to do all the navigation for you, and strip out all the other dangerous hotkeys) and flwm, a very tiny window manager that only has the /bare/ essentials, that I can /completely/ customize, so that I can disable or enable any hotkeys I want with minimal surprises for grandma if she types incorrectly.

    27. Re:Question by usrerco · · Score: 1

      >> But Grandma might hear of software X and want
      >> it. How will the be done [..]
      >
      > Not the target audience grandma.

      So in other words, don't be afraid to tell grandma "No. You don't want to go there."

      It will make a big headache for her and you, and I think she'll realize she doesn't want to go there if you show her on your computer what is involved.

      Even if it's some new flower and gardening program.. buy it for her and show her how it works, and if she likes it, get her a separate computer for that, or make the box dual boot; keep the email/web machine simple so she can always fall back to that when frustrated (ie. make it the default boot)

      And if she's capable of handling it, then sure, let her play on the Windows box or OSX or Linux with OpenOffice or whatever.

      Just be sure not to answer the phone when she calls. ;)

    28. Re:Question by mydigitalself · · Score: 1

      so there is, i apologise to the original author regarding the specifics, but the point still remains ;)

    29. Re:Question by imr · · Score: 1

      You know people are not that dumb and grandmas even less since they had a lot of time to learn one trick or two.
      So my experience has been that people who are new to computer ask for a fonction, not for a particular software. As long as you play it honest to them they can understand pretty much everything.

      You know of one that do "personal accounting", fine, show me.
      You've heard of one that do it but don't know how or how well it works, fine, let's try it.
      You don't know of one yet, well let's find it together. It's pretty much seamless.

      The good point of being on linux is that the virus problem other system have balance quite well the roughness of some edges.
      I wouldnt advise it to someone who would like to do music editing right now, (although there are some nice movement in that area), but for typical desktop use, i havent hesitated to promote it for around 2 years.

      When it comes to people who already have habits, it's another problem alltogether. Habits are a terrible pain to overcome, whatever direction you go.

    30. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Is Windows XP really any easier to use when you get to that point?

      Stop being cheap and buy granny a Mac. She deserves it after all she's done for your mom/dad and you.

    31. Re:Question by cdc179 · · Score: 1

      How will the be done, aka, I heard I can do my taxes on the computer with turboTax, can you set it up for me.

      what are you going to tell her, if you can not get it to work with wine?

      I like the idea, but I am not sure Linux is ready


      Cacamana BullShit!,
      Because a thirdparty chooses not to write software in a matter that will run on just about any platform it no way a means of stating that GNU/Linux isn't ready.

      If companies would use crossplatform APIs this would be a mute point. Blame the software vendor, not an inocent bystandard (GNU).

    32. Re:Question by kai5263499 · · Score: 1

      If my name were "Lumpy" I'd probabally have to be dragged to family gatherings as well. I pity you; But hey! At least now I know my fiencee's family isnt the worst in the world (you aren't related to her are you...? ).

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    33. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm her dark brother steve that burned things as a child and always end's arguments with family members at the table with a dark stare and a "I'll kill you...."

      I also like to rock in the chair muttering....

      so how is sis? she still crazy?

    34. Re:Question by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      I agree; but when people criticise Linux for not supporting your USB keyboard, winmodem, 3d card, etc. out of the box, it's worth pointing out that Windows also doesn't support 3D hardware, quite a few network cards, quite a few modems, some soundcards, etc. without a driver CD or download.

      In general, I've found that Redhat picks up far more of the hardware I have without needing any extra configuration. Under windows, I need to install drivers for my camera, tuner card, and network card. Redhat can use them automatically with no additional downloads.

      The bottom line; I wouldn't expect Grandma to install Redhat OR windows herself. But I suspect if she tried, she'd get a lot further installing Redhat. She'd at least have a working desktop, Openoffice, and some games by just clicking 'next' at every prompt.

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    35. Re:Question by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Windows supports most 3D hardware out of the box. It may not have the newest drivers for it, but XP can pick up the card. And getting 3D acceleration running on Windows is, by all accounts I've ever heard, nearly always less painful than doing it on Linux.

      I can't agree with you on the Grandma question, because I honestly feel that she'd get Windows installed 99.9% of the time, whereas Redhat would install a lot less often; she might have more on the occasions she got it installed, but there are so many more things that go wrong.

      Also, if your Grandma is anything like my Grandma, why would she want games? She wants great grandchildren, not games!

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    36. Re:Question by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      OK, how about the install I just did..

      Modem; not supported, had to download a driver. Linux would have been the same. Drivers available for both OS's

      Nvidia 3d card; Windows supported all the modes, but came up in 800x600, 256 colours. Windows native drivers did NOT support proper 3d or detect the monitor until I probed for it, offering me modes the monitor couldn't display. Redhat's installer detects both the card and monitor, presents me with only displayable modes and suggests 1024x768 at 24 bits as a default. Proper 3d drivers available for both OS's, although I admit they're harder to install under Linux.

      USB printer/scanner; not detected at all in Windows; requires 120M download of HP drivers. I'm not certain about Linux support, but a quick Google search suggests all of the HP "all-in-one" scanner/printers are supported at least. already

      Network card; detected by both Windows and Linux, and DHCP's itself some network settings. Under Redhat Linux all ports are firewalled by default, and no servies are running. Under Windows XP, all ports are open and several insecure services such as UPNP and SMB are running. This machine connected to a cable modem would have picked up a worm in less than a minute.

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    37. Re:Question by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Or my install:

      Modem: I don't have one. Sorry.

      ATI 3D card: Windows found it, installed it, and came up at 8x6. It then detected that I had 2 monitors attached, activated both of them, probed, and gave me an appropriate list of res/mods. 3D drivers were installed with a download and hitting "Next" a few times.

      USB printer/scanner: Installed the HP drivers from the CD they provided. Stick CD in drive. Hit next a few times. Plug in device when prompted. Hit next a few more times. Done.

      Parallel printer: Drivers included.

      Network card: Autoconfigured. DHCPed. SP2 will fix the open by default problem, but I run a hardware firewall for this very reason.

      Nvidia sound: Autoconfigured.

      Ipod: Autodetected as Firewire storage, no driver install necessary.

      External FW harddrive: As above.

      Midiman USB-MIDI interface: Simple driver install.

      I'm not saying Linux hasn't gotten better, but its not better than Windows. Maybe on par with, but only for experienced users.

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  8. My Vision by Ckwop · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There should be a distribution that's really straight forward.

    During install give the layperson the following menu.

    What do you want this computer to do:

    ( ) Send and Recieve e-mail
    ( ) Author Documents
    ( ) Browse the web
    ( ) Play Music
    ( ) More options I've missed
    ( ) Advanced

    In the advanced panel there should be "Install Antivirus and Firewall and autoupdater"
    automatically checked. (Dear Trolls/Flame-junkies: When linux makes serious dent in the user
    market, linux will require AV)

    There should be a basic mode and advanced mode interface.
    Basic mode should just have the options that were set up during the install.
    Advanced mode would allows access to a bash shell and what not.
    Both modes should be proactively secure.

    One suggestion is that the ability to open dangerous attachments should only be allows
    if linked to the use of virus software.

    Linux could totally wipe out Windows on all fronts if it had the design philosophy like an ATM:
    It performs it's function, and it does it well.

    It's an approach i've taken with my mother and the family Windows XP box. I created a custom shell that displayed "Microsoft Word", "Tesco Shopping", "Log Off" buttons.
    I have a happy customer.

    Simon.

    1. Re:My Vision by FearTheFrail · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like...Linux...XP? =D

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    2. Re:My Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suggest replacing "Author Documents" with "Type Stuff" or "Write Stuff", as about 1/6 of the people I know would have no idea what "Author Documents" means. The sad thing is that I'm not kidding.

    3. Re:My Vision by Mateito · · Score: 1

      > ( ) More options I've missed

      ( ) Tux Racer

    4. Re:My Vision by Neil+Watson · · Score: 1

      I've done this before.

    5. Re:My Vision by Slowleggs · · Score: 1

      Indeed! Especially non-natives to english will have a problem with decoding that. Heck, it took me a second...

    6. Re:My Vision by BRSloth · · Score: 1

      This isn't what MS Bob wanted to be?

    7. Re:My Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost perfect, but KISS:

      Choose one:
      ( ) E-mail
      ( ) Paper documents
      ( ) Web
      ( ) Music
      ( ) Other

    8. Re:My Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh, get off of your Debian high horse and try Mandrake 9.x or 10. It seriously is just about that simple. As simple as setting up Windows XP anyways, with more explanation to the user as to what's happening next. Windows XP doesn't tell you anything, it's just automagically installed which doesn't help the new user understand what it is and is not capable of doing for them.

      The problem with usability is not the install process anymore, nor even the desktop experience (although reducing the available apps for any one thing would definitely help). The problem is Video Games and interoperability with MS products. (i.e. very little, although it's getting better in the gaming dept)

      When my wife and brother and sis can all IM me or send me a website via an email or IM or send me a document that a Linux app can open, modify, and send back no matter what because we're all using the same protocols to decode the data coming to us then Linux will have no more problems on the desktop. As it stands now, half the corporate websites, IM apps, and all those frickin' MS Word .doc's don't work so great on Linux. We're *ALMOST* there, but sadly not just yet.

      It's like in the railroadin' days in America - each line liked to use their own size of rail dimensions which basically meant that if the railroad into your town was B&O, you're stuck using B&O for life. No choice. Give us the equivalent of the automobile for computers and life will be easier for all (albeit potentially more dangerous as not every computer user, just like today's automobile driver's, know how the hell to use their vehicle properly)

    9. Re:My Vision by mahbidness · · Score: 1
      What do you want this computer to do: ( ) Play Music

      Wouldn't that require.....bundling a media player?

      Seriously, I am not a microsoft apologist, but would someone explain to me how this is fundamentally different from what Microsoft was trying to do? I'm not trying to troll here; this is an honest question.

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    10. Re:My Vision by saforrest · · Score: 1

      ( ) Author Documents

      Don't verb nouns, dammit! 'Author' should not need to be a verb. We already have a good old English word for this: 'write'.

      In fact, I've rarely heard 'author' as a verb outside the tech industry. This is probably because technical people feel the need to make a distinction between computers which write to disks, memory, etc. and human authors who write documents.

      These distinctions aren't as important for the demographic you're targeting, and 'write' is probably more familiar to them.

    11. Re:My Vision by 74nova · · Score: 1

      with linux, i can choose to not install it if i dont want it. with windows, i have to install it whether i want it or not. if i want linux without mozilla, i can get it with out mozilla. if i want just a command line, i can have it that way and use lynx. if i want to use something wierd like winamp with wine instead of xmms, i can. if i decide all i want to do is type emails and i really dont need a media player at all, i dont HAVE to ahve one installed.

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    12. Re:My Vision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usage Note: The verb author, which had been out of use for a long period, has been rejuvenated in recent years with the sense "to assume responsibility for the content of a published text." As such it is not quite synonymous with the verb write; one can write, but not author, a love letter or an unpublished manuscript, and the writer who ghostwrites a book for a celebrity cannot be said to have "authored" the creation.

    13. Re:My Vision by pr0c · · Score: 1

      mahbidness Wouldn't that require.....bundling a media player?

      Seriously, I am not a microsoft apologist, but would someone explain to me how this is fundamentally different from what Microsoft was trying to do? I'm not trying to troll here; this is an honest question.


      I think the difference is that linux distros will bundle any worthy program that is license compatibile EVEN if it was Microsoft's! Microsoft bundles... Microsoft.

      Another relevant point IMHO is that the kernel writers didn't likely have anything to do with the media player, its not "Linux Player".

    14. Re:My Vision by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Apparently it does have precedent, though largely in U.S. usage. (OED quote below).

      I still don't like it, but I guess I have less of a case for not liking it. Oh well. People will say whatever the hell they want to.

      author, v. [f. prec. sb.]
      1 To be the author of an action; to originate, cause, occasion. Obs. exc. in
      U.S. use: to be the author or originator of (a book, play, remark, etc.).
      1596 CHAPMAN Iliad I. 231 The last foul thing Thou ever author'dst. 1602
      WARNER Alb. Eng. XIII. lxxviii. (1612) 322 A good God may not aucthor noysome
      things. 1632 SIR J. ELIOT in Four C. Eng. Lett. 65 The divine blessing..which
      authors all the happiness we receive.1940 Time 15 Apr. 55/2 Her
      father..authored several successful plays and movies. 1957 W. C. HANDY Father
      of Blues xxi. 288 He once authored the famous Ziegfeld Midnight Roof
      productions. 1959 M. CHAMBERLIN Dear Friends & Darling Romans (1960) viii. 182
      The saying was authored by some husband. 1967 Boston Sunday Herald 30 Apr. VI.
      2/6 She has authored a reference book on the Genus Ilex in China.
      2 To be the author of a statement; to state, declare, say. Obs.
      1602 WARNER Alb. Eng. Epit. (1612) 352 Brute is authored to haue arriued in
      this Iland..in the year of the worlds age 2855. 1632 MASS. & FIELD Fatal Dowry
      IV. ii, More of him I dare not author.

    15. Re:My Vision by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      Only one family computer?

      Bah, I got one in person's room and 12 in my room. I used the existing cable TV wires to run 10Base-2 to the third floor and back room PC's. Full e-mail server (with server side spam filtering), file servers, etc in house.

      When you put computers at home, the only way to prove you're a geek is to build a complete corporate network there to accomidate four workstations =)

      --
      - It's not the Macs I hate. It's Digg users. -
  9. No surprises. by commo1 · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm.... I wonder if they could do the same thing for that other operating system everyone seems to use.... Oh yeah! Windows.

  10. Not the problem for Joe User.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You still need a moderately advanced user to install and configure said user-friendly Linux box. Same if anything goes wrong, and yes, even with Linux, it will.

    1. Re:Not the problem for Joe User.... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      That, or, find someone to put together a couple of excelent packages, something like Knoppix, or Mandrake Move, that just about any Linux user who can figure out how to burn them to a CD, can provide pretty much all the support Grandma is ever going to need.

      Heck if given the ISO, and a Windows user can figure out how to burn to a CD, the Windows user could probably provide all the support necessary. Then again perhaps I think too highly of Windows users.....

      -Rusty

      --
      You never know...
    2. Re:Not the problem for Joe User.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. Windows users can be dumb, because they just install their system and buy applications and install them and use their computer. They're not using some decrepit old OS from 1995, where they have to bend over backwards to find anything useful. MS just makes it too damned easy to use their stuff. Bastards.

    3. Re:Not the problem for Joe User.... by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Just like you need to be a moderately advanced user to fix a problem on Windows. or you buy it preconfigured. And Linux likely won't have problem that is not hardware related.

      I setup a computer for my parents running Linux. Since I installed MDK 9.2 last year I haven't touched it. A cron job runs urpmi for security and bugfix updates. When I checked it over Easter, it was working fine with no complaints from the folks. Actually I forgot the one problem when they couldn't scan. Turned out that the ac adapter was loose at the electrical outlet. So that was really a hardware problem. And I troubleshot that over the phone.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
  11. Not gonna work. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As my recent results showed, Grandma's only going to be okay if you're willing to come over and handle all hardware changed, and software installations. Good luck.

    1. Re:Not gonna work. by garcia · · Score: 1

      but remember, we just had a recent article about how a 4 year old could use KDE. Because that wasn't interesting news (as most of the /.'ers probably could use a computer prior to the age of 3) we needed to counter that w/Grandma using GNOME.

    2. Re:Not gonna work. by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      Why isn't Grandma configuring her own SCSI drives damnit? All these "back in my days we had to walk uphill both ways barefoot" stories - make Granny show some of that old pioneer spirit!

      --
      "As the intrepid kobold companion continues his journey, he begins to wonder... if priests raises dead, why anybody die?
    3. Re:Not gonna work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a...I got news for you...Grandma's don't want or need to install hardware or software...that's a power user

    4. Re:Not gonna work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ridiclous -- the first thing most home users do with a computer is plug in a printer.

    5. Re:Not gonna work. by David+Hume · · Score: 4, Funny

      As my recent results [slashdot.org] showed, Grandma's only going to be okay if you're willing to come over and handle all hardware changed, and software installations. Good luck.


      What you don't realize is that Grandma deliberately breaks things because, damn it, you don't come over and visit enough.

      Just who do you think sets up the troubleshooting section of the RHCE exam?

      And when in hell are you going to give her some grandkids?

    6. Re:Not gonna work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is -- why does anyone care about converting "Grandma" or "4 year olds" to Linux?

      These people are the bottom of the user barrel -- they'll use anything that's stuck into their face. Really, they should be using a WebTV, not a personal computer.

      Instead go for the middle-of-the-road Windows user. Small businesses, office drones, people that have greater needs than what comes in the box. People that have actually used a computer for longer than 1 year. People that actually do something more than send email through AOL.

      But that test might expose that "Linux Usability" runs a lot deeper than having a Start Menu. You get into a slew of second rate applications like StarOffice. Rather than fixing the real issues, the LinZealot Crowd would rather point out that Grandma can use Mozilla when she has her own personal sysadmin standing by.

    7. Re:Not gonna work. by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I know you're being funny, but I'd like to point out something implicit in the 4 year old article: The four year old didn't install anything. All the installation and management work was done by her parents. The article's point that the GUI is easy to use is difficult to dispute. But part of using a computer as a self-sufficient adult is being able to plug in new hardware, and install your preferred software.

    8. Re:Not gonna work. by chef_raekwon · · Score: 1

      And when in hell are you going to give her some grandkids?

      but aren't you the grandkid, if you are calling her grandma?

      --
      We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
    9. Re:Not gonna work. by Cereal+Box · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Very good point. People tend to forget that rigging up a customzied, totally stripped Linux installation containing nothing but a desktop with two icons: "Internet" and "E-Mail", proves nothing about Linux usability. All it proves is that even the most computer illiterate folks can handle a dumbed-down computer that only has two or three functions. Hell, pretty much any modern OS can handle that no problem.

      You're right, what we need to see are the reactions of people who know a little bit more about computers. People who are, for instance, familiar with the process of installing hardware, software, basic to intermediate system administration, etc.

    10. Re:Not gonna work. by LordK2002 · · Score: 1
      And when in hell are you going to give her some grandkids?
      Hmm. Last time I checked, having some grandkids* was an important prerequisite for being defined as a "grandma"

      K

      * Yes I know that one of your siblings might have already provided the required offspring but this gets in the way of the joke and was not obvious from the emphasis of the original statement.

    11. Re:Not gonna work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries. That's what ssh is for. :)

      (Hell, it works for me with my parents computer, and that's five hours drive away, and they're on dialup)

    12. Re:Not gonna work. by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Well if one of your siblings provided offspring and you didn't have any, then you are still not a grandparent.

      --
      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  12. This has to be done.... by nocomment · · Score: 4, Funny

    ack...must...pull...hands...from...keyboard...not. ..strong...enough...to...resist...

    I don't see anything spatial about the new nautilus

    Dang...

    --
    /* oops I accidentally made a comment, sorry */
    /* http://allyourbasearebelongto.us */
    1. Re:This has to be done.... by soloport · · Score: 1

      Keep it to yourself, Shatner.

    2. Re:This has to be done.... by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      You mean you don't see all the wasted space between the icons? I thought that's what it meant. ;-)

      --
      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
    3. Re:This has to be done.... by prockcore · · Score: 1

      You mean you don't see all the wasted space between the icons? I thought that's what it meant. ;-)

      Turn on Condensed mode to fix that.

  13. Enough is Enough by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

    75 is a little bit late, IMO. My dad is 60, and I'm not even going to bother. I made my mom get a Mac. She's 50. She actually wants to know how to use a computer. I think at some point in life, some/most people just don't care to learn new (read: life changing) things.

    Arguably, some people NEVER care about learning new things. Wow this hole I dug myself into is dark.

    1. Re:Enough is Enough by NineNine · · Score: 1

      I'm 30, a former programmer, and I have no interest in learnign new shit either. My computers are just tools for my businesses now. Once you get a life (business/job, family, friends), unless that happens to be your interest, there's little point in "learning comptuers".

    2. Re:Enough is Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad is 60, and I'm not even going to bother

      I know some 60 year olds that would, and could, kick your ass for saying that.

    3. Re:Enough is Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no life but silicon

    4. Re:Enough is Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Arguably, some people NEVER care about learning new things.

      Those people can STILL grow up to be president!

    5. Re:Enough is Enough by consolidatedbord · · Score: 1

      Perfect sig for the date-less slashdot community! I wonder what grandma thinks of it though.

      --
      while true ; do echo this is my sig; done
    6. Re:Enough is Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ohhh nooo.. the old man wants to kick my ass. i am soooo scared. I am on the fucking internet, how is Mr. dumbass musclehead former fratboy 60-year-old going to kick my ass? You think he will be able to find out my IP and find out where I live? Ha!

      I'd like to see those old fuckers try and use their brain!

    7. Re:Enough is Enough by secolactico · · Score: 1

      There are exceptions, of course, as in everything.

      My dad is 64 and I got him a computer last year (his very first one). He loves it. He likes to experiment so much, that I resorted to giving him a restricted account just in case.

      He enrolled in a couple of courses and now does photo editing (got started almost by himself taking pictures of the grandkids) and does most of his paperwork on the computer.

      --
      No sig
  14. Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that people equate being a grandmother with having a low level of technical competance.

    1. Re:Offended by andy666 · · Score: 1

      I agree. This is apparently an area where people still get away with discrimination - agism. It's really sad, since no one seems to see any problem with making statements like "even my grandma could do that". I'd like to see what Grace Hopper Jones would say about this article.

    2. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grace Hopper Jones is a excellent example of someone whose importance and skill has been totally exaggerated for politically correct reasons. I seriously doubt that she had much technical skill, and would be aided by this distro.

    3. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, there's millions of retired punchcard programmers and tapemonkeys that have no clue how to operate a modern Windows or *nix system. The conceptual model is completely different.

    4. Re:Offended by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 4, Interesting
      And 30 years from now, there would be millions of VB and Java monkeys who will have no idea how to operate a then modern AI machine... so what's your point ?

      Most humans can't keep upto date with technology as they age, neither should they be required to. I sure as hell will not want to learn Perl 45.0 20 years from now.

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    5. Re:Offended by andy666 · · Score: 1

      Actually "the conceptual model" is exactly the same, thanks to Turing, Von Neumann, et al. Do you mean that it is hard to understand a GUI ?

    6. Re:Offended by Sporkinum · · Score: 3, Funny

      She wouldn't say anything since SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 12 YEARS!

      --
      "He's lost in a 'floyd hole"
    7. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not just the GUI -- even the UNIX command interface is very different from old systems.

      I don't see how understanding that there is a Von Neumann Machine 328 layers underneath KDE really helps one check their email. Is there any point there other than wankery?

    8. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry that most people here are so cruel. My grandmother was a programmer for DEC for many years. She mostly wrote drivers for them. One night when leaving work, she was mugged in the parking lot. The trauma was so great that she died the next day.

      Anyone who makes fun of grandmothers should be ashamed.

    9. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? It's a generalization that I would bet my life is relatively accurate.

      The average age of becoming a grandparent (in the U.S. as I assume you are... what with being "offended" and all) is 48 to 50. That would make the average age for being a grandparent considerably higher.

      For those of us old enough (i.e. eliminate the youngest age groups) to think of our grandmothers as having a low level of technical competance the average grandmother would most likely be even older than the national average (ex. a 15 year old would have a 63 year old grandmother, a 25 year old's would be 73, mine would be 83)

      Out of this older than average group of grandmothers, an overall low level of technical competance makes sense. My suggestion to you would be to accept that this widely held perception is entirely reasonable and just try to chill.

    10. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but no one ever makes fun of grandFATHERS. I think you missed the point. It's just not nice.

    11. Re:Offended by strictnein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that people equate being a grandmother with having a low level of technical competance.

      Well, you don't have enough "technical competance" to reply to the right post on slashdot. So, I think you proved the posters point. Good job.

      Anyways, I'd be willing to be all of my net worth that over 95% of grandmothers have a very low level of technical competance. You are the exception (and also a fairly young grandmother).

    12. Re:Offended by simcop2387 · · Score: 0
      Most humans can't keep upto date with technology as they age, neither should they be required to. I sure as hell will not want to learn Perl 45.0 20 years from now.


      thats a bit optimistic, 20 years from now i'm doubting if we'll have perl 6 still!

    13. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm offended that your child forgot to use protection!

    14. Re:Offended by 74nova · · Score: 1

      im 24 and male and am tired of being equated with thoughtlessness and ignorance. it just so happens that this is an innacurate description for me(id like to think), but not an uncommon one for most people my age. most people i know that are between 16-25 are ridiculously selfish, thoughtless, and rude. that doesnt mean i am, but i do think its an accurate representation of the population. i believe the truth is that most people that are grandmas are complete techno-noobs. that doesnt change the fact that you break the stereotype, i just mean to point out that i feel it is a justified stereotype. you choose to be offended. i choose not to be.

      --
      use your turn signal! you people act like it's divulging information to the enemy
    15. Re:Offended by B'Trey · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a 38 year old grandfather (yes, really) I am concerned that another grandparent is so silly as to get her knee-length knickers in a wad over an offhand remark. Look at yourself! You've gotten so upset over this that some of your gray hair has come out of it's bun, your granny glasses are sitting crooked and you're about to lose your dentures. Why don't you have a seat here in the rocker, wrap this quilt you made around your legs and I'll go fix you a nice glass of lemonade.

      --

      "The legitimate powers of government extend only to such acts as are injurious to others." Thomas Jefferson.

    16. Re:Offended by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      Wow and here I am a 25 yo and single :'( (n no don't on trolling , just wow :))

    17. Re:Offended by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      Our Grandfathers started this shit while grandma was baking pies. I know my grandfather owned a TV Repair shop back in the day, but my Grandma could barely turn the channel.

      So it's ageism and sexism - and basically true.

      --
      ymmv
    18. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what your saying is that your a bad parent because your daughter turned out to be a whore....

      *ducks* *runs* *covers* *gets back under the bridge*

    19. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you are technically competent, because you figured out to get the juicy juicy out of the cocky cocky and into your pussy pussy. Sometimes that can be quite a trick.

      It appears that you taught it to your child too. Getting the spunky spunky out of the schlongy schlongy and into the cunty cunty must run in your family.

    20. Re:Offended by cfuse · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      .. and I'll go fix you a nice glass of lemonade.

      Fuck that! I want a shandy.

    21. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      bread'em young in the trailer park don't they?!

    22. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Heh, you arn't married to your cousin are you?!

    23. Re:Offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the funniest story I've ever heard. She must have been one fine ass pussy licker.

    24. Re:Offended by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      And your reference for this remark is what?

      Put up or shut up.

      --
      Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    25. Re:Offended by stor · · Score: 1

      As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that people equate being a grandmother with having a low level of technical competance.

      Are you an Aunt too? That makes you twice as bad ;)

      You name better not be "Tilly"

      Sorry I couldn't resist: I find this all pretty ludicrous myself.

      Cheers
      Stor

      --
      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
    26. Re:Offended by asyky · · Score: 1
      I sure as hell will not want to learn Perl 45.0 20 years from now.


      you mean perl 6 ;)

  15. Onion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ROCHESTER, MN--Karen Widmar, 33, who for the past two months has been trying to teach her 60-year-old mother how to use the Internet, called the endeavor "a Sisyphean ordeal" Monday.

    Above: Lillian Widmar attempts to e-mail her daughter.

    "Jesus Christ, you have no idea," said Widmar after yet another unsuccessful lesson. "Every single thing I show her, no matter how simple, totally freaks her out. She's still afraid to click on pictures because she doesn't know where it's going to take her."

    Widmar said she introduced her mother Lillian to the Internet at her request.

    "It's funny, I was always trying to get her interested so I could e-mail her," Widmar said. "Then, one day, she called me up and said she was watching Today, and they had a guest on who made potatoes, and the recipe was online, and was that the same as the Internet? When I told her it was, she got really excited. Maybe I should've lied."

    According to Widmar, the troubles began immediately.

    "Trying to show her how to use the mouse took almost a week," Widmar said. "For some reason, she got it in her head that you had to hold the button down to make it move. Then, when I explained that the computer communicates over the telephone via her built-in modem, she kept asking where you hold the receiver. And she wouldn't stop calling the keyboard 'the typewriter.'"

    Still more complications arose when Widmar tried to show her mother how to navigate a search engine.

    "For practice, I logged onto Yahoo! and had her search for cheesecake recipes," Widmar said. "She got totally confused by the fact that we were searching within a web site for other web sites. She kept typing her keyword searches into the Internet Explorer address bar, not into the Yahoo! search bar. Then, when she accidentally typed 'cheesecake' into the Explorer box, it actually worked, because there happened to be a web site called that, so that just confused her even more."

    After nearly a month, Lillian had finally gotten to the point where she could log onto a web site on her own. Almost every time, however, something unexpected would occur, causing her to panic and call her daughter for help.

    Above: Karen Widmar with her mother Lillian, who continues to struggle with Internet use.

    "It could be almost anything," Widmar said. "She goes apeshit whenever a pop-up window comes up. And one time, she paged me because she got a message about accepting cookies. She was all freaked out because now she thought she was being charged for actual cookies."

    Widmar said her mother still does not grasp the difference between the Internet and e-mail.

    "Whenever she wants to send me an e-mail, she says she's going to Internet me," Widmar said. "I think that's because we use AOL, so she has to log onto the Internet to do her e-mailing. Then there's chat rooms, which she thinks is e-mail. I just pray she never finds out about message boards. That'll throw her whole world into a tailspin."

    Despite knowing next to nothing about computers or the Internet, Lillian will frequently attempt to troubleshoot problems using new terms she had heard.

    "Every time she hears a new word involving computers, she incorporates it into her questions," Widmar said. "Last time she called, she said she couldn't get her e-mail working and that there must be something wrong with her firewall. I tried to explain that she didn't have a firewall, so she said her Java must be broken."

    Widmar said her mother is a fairly anxious person in general, and that her recent forays into Internet use have only exacerbated those tendencies. Among her mother's greatest fears, Widmar said, is that she will be the target of computer crime.

    "Last week, she freaked out because she got a porn spam," Widmar said. "Now she thinks they're targeting her for stalking or kidnapping. She wouldn't go near her computer for four days. She was also convinced that because the computer could send photos, it was capable of taking photos of her, maki

    1. Re:Onion: by 74nova · · Score: 1

      oh man, that was painful to read... it was great, tho. too true

      --
      use your turn signal! you people act like it's divulging information to the enemy
    2. Re:Onion: by EdMack · · Score: 1

      Actually it was satire. Not one bit true.

      --
      puts ("Python r0cks\n");
    3. Re:Onion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok. hands up who had to look up Sisyphean

    4. Re:Onion: by SanGrail · · Score: 1

      Ha!

      That's what *you* think.

      I can definately see that having happened to someone, or at best, it being a composite persona. :(

      I spent an hour unsucessfully trying to show my Nana just how to use a *mouse*. She repetitively touched the screen whenever I told her to click on something, she must have seen a touchscreen computer at some point, and couldn't get past that. Or, she'd pick up the mouse and move it round, but worse, she just didn't seem to see the relation between moving the mouse, and the little arrow on the screen moving.
      It was horrible.
      And my Nana is usually pretty on to it, she lives in her own home, volunteers several days a week at goodwill shops, visits 'older folk' and babysits my 5 younger cousins quite regularly.
      But this... this just seemed completely beyond her comprehension.

      And my Mother!
      I'm really proud of her, she just got a computer recently, and is learning to use it, and sends me emails, which is great...
      However, she stores all her emails in folders on her desktop (I showed her how to delete & rename them on one visit), only types in ALL CAPS, hasn't yet mastered copy & paste (she just sends the same email to all the family), and when she wants to send me a link to a webpage, she saves the page to her computer, attaches the .html file in the email, and sends it to me (generally it's the pictures she wants to show me, so I search the text on Google to find the page).
      Then there's the first time she used a 3.5" disk.
      She saw the CD drive, opened it, but it was obviously not the right shape. Then she noticed there was a round disk *inside* the 3.5" disk. Figuring the square shape was some kind of cover, with some effort, she removed the inside circle (assuming there was an easier way to open them that she didn't know) and placed it in the CD drive.

      So that's why the CD drive is broken at the moment.
      But, it's not really needed anyway.

      She was pretty embarrased about it, but I can see the logic... in a very twisted way. I then related to her all the other stupid things I have personally heard of people doing (CD = Cup Holder etc) which made her feel better.

      I wish I could help her more, but she lives really far away. She has a little book with instructions (which can still be taken unusually ie reading the instructions on how to make folders, and storing her emails like that), and occasionally I manage to explain something via email (eg email forwarding, but I think she only did it once :( ).

      And just so you don't get the wrong idea, I'm also female, in the 2nd year of a Comp Sci degree, which I find fun & if kinda easy (it's getting more interesting though).

      --
      ---- I've fallen, and I can't get up.
  16. The wife by Brando_Calrisean · · Score: 0

    As I was crawling through the KDE Control Center on the Xandros machine, I also got to thinking that the Gnome desktop is far more friendly to newbies. The KDE folks have done a splendid job creating a full-featured interface that helps people get their work done, but the Gnome hackers have spent the last couple of years applying a "keep it simple, stupid" approach to their UI, and the results are really something.

    I'm planning on switching the wife over to Linux in the near future (easier to administer from my end), and am faced with the same dilemna - Gnome vs. KDE (vs. others) for a not-so-technically-inclined person. Has anyone had any experience with this?

    --
    Don't call me a cowboy, and don't tell me to slow down!
    1. Re:The wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's easy -- Gnome.

      KDE apps are generally much less intuitive. KDE is also too customizable. Gnome, you just install it, and let them have at it.

    2. Re:The wife by Apostata · · Score: 1

      I would say KDE if she's Windows-dependant, and GNOME if she's not. However, you may also want to evaluate Fluxbox - tres simple, low overhead, runs KDE and GNOME apps fine (www.fluxbox.org).

      --

      This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it. - Dorothy Parker
    3. Re:The wife by chef_raekwon · · Score: 0

      Gnome vs. KDE
      install redhat - and you'll have both in one ;)

      (pun intended)

      --
      We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
    4. Re:The wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm planning on switching the wife over to Linux in the near future (easier to administer from my end), and am faced with the same dilemna - Gnome vs. KDE (vs. others) for a not-so-technically-inclined person. Has anyone had any experience with this?

      I'm a GNOME user myself, but I've used KDE in the past, so I think it all boils down to experience. If she has used Windows, give her KDE. If she hasn't, or is generally new to computers, give her GNOME.

      I've seen Windows users get *really* pissed off at GNOME, and I've see very new computer users get pissed off at KDE.

  17. More like KDE for Grandma by Guspaz · · Score: 0, Insightful

    The article's title indicates that Grandma will be using GNOME. Where did GNOME come from? The article states that Grandma will be using Xandros, and that "Xandros does not offer a choice of desktop environments, as most Linux distributions do. The current edition runs a modified version of KDE 3.1.4."

    1. Re:More like KDE for Grandma by Guspaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sigh, I should have finished RTFA before I posted, instead of reading a bit then posting. Grandma really will use GNOME. Stupid me.

  18. Re:Won't be any surprises... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    alas... been taken off by the host

  19. Can grandma really learn this? by Pranjal · · Score: 1

    Quote
    A spatial file manager is a significantly different concept from a browser-based file manager that lets you "browse" between folders on the filesystem in the same window, so it is important to realize that if you are accustomed to a browser-based file manager, there may be a learning curve, requiring an adjustment period before becoming adjusted to the new Nautilus.
    Unqoute

    How do expect grandma to use it if it requires a learning curve for a normal user. For grandma the learning curve should be flat.

    I'm not so sure of this being easier for grandma to use and work with every day.

    1. Re:Can grandma really learn this? by dot-magnon · · Score: 1

      For grandma, the learning curve IS flat. Reason? Spatial nautilus is just how you would want a file manager to be in real life. Think about it. You open a folder, and it contains more folders. It still doesn't make the parent folder disappear. It's what is intuitive.

      It's just a bunch of us geeks that have gotten used to other means of doing things, that's why it gets criticism. I, for one, like it.

    2. Re:Can grandma really learn this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There may be a learnign curve if you expect everything to work as a browser, beacuse it will not meet your preconceptions. But if you have no preconceptions, then it is no more difficult to learn either one. As long as you stick to one model while you are learning you will be fine.

      Actualy studies done by Apple in the early 80s showed that a spatial browser was easier for newbies because it behaves more like a meatspace desktop. Each icon appears in the exact same place on the screen as you left it, every time, until you move it. Then it remembers the new position. Just like paper documents don't sontaneously sort themselves into alphabetical order whenever you take your eye off them.

      A browser-based approach is better for power users because it allows for many more options, but gnome is aimed at begginners not power users.

    3. Re:Can grandma really learn this? by kgarcia · · Score: 1

      For grandma, who doesn't know anything about computers, it might be easier to adjust to a spatial file manager rather than a browser based file manager. To quote your quote.

      Quote
      A spatial file manager is a significantly different concept from a browser-based file manager that lets you "browse" between folders on the filesystem in the same window, so it is important to realize that if you are accustomed to a browser-based file manager, there may be a learning curve, requiring an adjustment period before becoming adjusted to the new Nautilus.
      Unqoute

      emphasis mine.

    4. Re:Can grandma really learn this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been trying spaital nautilus for over a week, and I have to say I can't stand the damn thing.

      Basically the file system is hierarchical the tool u use should reflect this.

      in real life you don't have a couple of frequently used folders for ur docs, music etc.. you have 100's - in business maybe 1 for each client, project etc... and you want to hop between folders...it just doesn't fit.

      Lets hope this spatial stuff doesn't get into more apps.

      -end rant-

    5. Re:Can grandma really learn this? by iantri · · Score: 1
      Learning curve?

      It works the same way as Finder in Mac OS (at least OS X).

  20. Re:Won't be any surprises... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Studies show that many Grandmas are pleased with surprise goatse.cx links.

  21. Spatial Nautilus by Gunark · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the description, "spatial Nautilus" sounds exactly like the Finder (file system browser) in Mac OS 9. Nothing wrong with that -- I prefer it to the annoying one-window-per-folder Windows Explorer -- but it's interesting to see this being described as the "next step" in UI design, when it's more of a step back (or a step away from Microsoftianism if you prefer).

    1. Re:Spatial Nautilus by beattie · · Score: 3, Informative

      ... I prefer it to the annoying one-window-per-folder Windows Explorer

      Umm, one window per folder = spatial folders. Windows explorer has the panes with the tree on one side and the contents on the other and when you click on things they open in the same window.

    2. Re:Spatial Nautilus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Away with your silly details! It's Microsoft bashing time, Mac style!

      yeah, I hate that PCs cost $2K for just an entry level tower system too. And the friggin' PCs only have 1 mouse button, too - and a funny video connector. And Microsoft screws you for $129 every year for updates, too. Damn that Microsoft and the the PC makers, damn them all to hell!

    3. Re:Spatial Nautilus by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

      That might stem from the creators of Nautilus being ex-Apple guys.

    4. Re:Spatial Nautilus by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Umm, one window per folder = spatial folders. Windows explorer has the panes with the tree on one side and the contents on the other and when you click on things they open in the same window.

      I believe the grandparent was referring to the mode available in Win95-98 and WinNT that opened a new window for each folder. This was not a sptial system, merely a scheme that opened new windows all over the place. A spatial scheme implies the existence of other attributes (only 1 view/window for any folder, and that view retains all properties (size, position, view-stle etc.). The Windows semi-spatial system didn't properly implement all of this, and was certainly that much the worse for it. My understanding is that that scheme has been dumped for WindowsXP, which now uses the explorer interface only.

      Jedidiah.

    5. Re:Spatial Nautilus by McDutchie · · Score: 1
      From the description, "spatial Nautilus" sounds exactly like the Finder (file system browser) in Mac OS 9.

      What's more, it sounds exactly like the Finder in the Mac's System 1, from 1984. Now that's some "innovation"!

    6. Re:Spatial Nautilus by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Actually, Windows XP has the same system as Windows 2000.

      Folders open the way you configure them, so you can use either the "one window for everything" mode, and the "one window per folder" mode. And in "one window per folder" mode, the window retains its view settings and generally seems to pop up in the same place the next time though this may be luck.

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    7. Re:Spatial Nautilus by fault0 · · Score: 1

      The ex-Apple guys left Nautilus development long ago. When they were working on Nautilus (e.g, before Eazel went bankrupt), they created something that was far from the Finder.

      Most of those guys are again working for Apple, where they work on a wonderful browser called Safari.

  22. Won't grandma be surprised by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when she finds out that this revolutionary idea of opening a new window for each folder is one of the first features users turned off in windows 95

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    1. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by b-baggins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's because Win95's implementation was broken. Having all the widgets of a browser (menu bar, shortcut buttons, etc.) breaks the paradigm. Instead of opening folders, you're just opening more and more browser windows.

      There's a reason Apple puts a global menu bar across the top of the screen and not in every window that appears on the screen.

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    2. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Actually I think the reason for menu-bar at the top of the screen was introduced because the first Apple Computers had a very tiny screen, so screen-space was a real problem, a single menubar on top could help to save some space.

      With todays rather large screen resolutions I find the menubar at top quite a bit confusing, since it can be quite a bit away from where the real 'action' happens. Especially with apps that don't pop-up a default window/document it can be quite problematic, you launch and app and nothing happens, until you find out that the tiny menubar at the other end of the screen has changed. I also don't really get it why the menubar is on top, while the toolbar isn't, both seem to be more or less the same thing, ie. toolbar simply groups often needed item from the menubar.

    3. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Informative

      when she finds out that this revolutionary idea of opening a new window for each folder is one of the first features users turned off in windows 95

      Yes, but unfortunately there is more to a proper spatial interface than simply opening another window for each folder. Microsoft's implementation was very simplistic and failed to implement the atttribute preserving properties, and general "window as a folder" paradigm that spatial interfaces are all about.

      I'm not a huge fan of spatial navigation - I don't think it's that great without some useful systems to make sure the window managment is easy (and note that the GNOME version has many of those, while the MS Windows version did not - another serious difference in usability right there) - but to compare a well implemented spatial interface with the very broken, half implemented system Windows used is pointless. The Windows95-2k "open folder in new window" scheme never grasped the key points of a spatial interface, it just aped roughly what Macs did.

      Just because windows created a very bad, half assed version of the idea doesn't mean the idea is bad, merely that the MS implementation sucked.

      Check your logic and try again.

      Jedidiah.

    4. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      But I like my menu where I can reach it without having to travel between 0 and 1200 pixels up the screen.

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    5. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I can't do without the menubar at the top of the screen now (KDE-3.2). That's in 1152x864, which is a reasonably big screen. I find using 'normal' style menubars too fiddly and slow.

      The only slight annoyance is that it really doesn't work with focus-follows pointer very well, so I'm stuck with click-to-focus.

    6. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when she finds tubgirl.

    7. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by edalytical · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Fitt's law states that it's faster to move your cursor to the global menu bar because your target is easier to reach. Basically you do not have to try to stop the cursor in a small space and that speeds things up. On the Mac all you have to do is make an upward motion and the cursor stops at the top of the screen exactly where you want it.

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    8. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by xaeth · · Score: 1

      and she can turn around and disable spatial nautilus.. just like they did. fun fun ;)

    9. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by Avian+visitor · · Score: 1

      Explorer and Internet explorer were still (more or less) separate programs in win95. Browser integration came later (ie4.0 on win95 or win98)

      On a fresh install of windows95, an explorer window would include only a menu bar and a tool bar with icons like copy, paste, etc.

      And yes, I did find this feature highly unusable. Haven't tried the new Nautilus though.

    10. Re:Won't grandma be surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using multiple monitors with Macs for a decade or more, and I'm not sure i buy the argument. "Infinite Depth" doesn't mean much when you have to move the cursor 3 feet to reach it.

  23. This can't be right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the CowboyNeal option?

  24. Grandma is a hacker! by thebra · · Score: 1

    My grandma has done well for herself, learned how to scan pictures, use her digital camera, email and IM. Things will not be this way in 20-30 years since we will have all been exposed to computers. Maybe this is somet thing to look into, computer software for the retired hacker.

    1. Re:Grandma is a hacker! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Funny

      One of my grandmothers started using MacOS when she was about 78. She joined the local Mac users group, and was everybody's favorite. She had them photoshop pictures of herself and remove the waddle under her chin. Yeah, vain, I know.

      My other grandma is strictly mainframe.

      "I know all about computers. My first job was running a computer. What the hell do I need a computer for?"

      She ran a database system for a police department. On punch cards, in 1954. She would probably use vi, if we ever got her near a PC.

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  25. If by Nautilus you mean "GUI"... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    I don't know why that's so innovative... it looks pretty much like MacOS's old "super easy" setting (i forget what it's called now,been years.)

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  26. can you imagine by QEDog · · Score: 1
    a linux cluster of grandmas?

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    1. Re:can you imagine by xSquaredAdmin · · Score: 2, Informative

      You insensitive clod! You're thinking of a beowulf cluster of grandmas!

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  27. Anyone who writes meaningless jargon like by Timesprout · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This reveals the new object-oriented behavior of Nautilus. The single major and possibly controversial feature of GNOME 2.6 is the introduction of a new look-and-feel for Nautilus: the oft-misspelled spatial metaphor. As first indicated here, the spatial metaphor brings a different methodology of viewing desktop folders and their relationships.

    Has no chance of explaining anything to the technically challenged.

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    1. Re:Anyone who writes meaningless jargon like by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      Dude, this is Slashdot. Don't you think this is an appropriate place to use jargon?
      It's like going to a meeting for rocket scientists and then complain that they all use meaningless jargon.

      No wonder nobody takes Slashdot seriously anymore: it's because of the belittleling and mindless bashing of anybody who's technical.

  28. what about training by iceco2 · · Score: 1

    even with a comfortable GUI, some one with
    zero computer knowledge will require training.
    I was just thinking about something similar for
    my father who has just retired and decided it is
    about time to learn how to use these damn machines.
    assuming step by step coaching is not an option
    (I am not home enough) some written documentation
    would be usefull, where does one find texts aimed
    for computer newbies?

    Me.

    1. Re:what about training by 74nova · · Score: 1

      i find the major difference between kids and older folks learning computers is the lack of fear in children. kids will get in there and really fsck things up and just try to fix it when they are done so you dont notice(no matter how pathetic an attempt it may be). my mom is terrified of breaking the thing because she paid for it. both my parents have a real tendency to not touch the thing because they dont want to mess anything up. id settle for convincing them that theres nothign they cant screw up so bad i cant fix it if it meant that they could someday solve all the stupid little problems themselves.

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  29. FileSystem for Grandma? by Twister002 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Note the label "FileSystem" in the Nautilus screenshot.

    You just lost Grandma. Heck you just lost my dad.
    You want to know how to design a computer for Grandma? You design it like a TV or a toaster is designed. Task oriented rather than open ended.

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    1. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by Neil+Watson · · Score: 1

      As a hard headed slashdotter it pains me to admit that your idea sounds like Windows XP and it has merit. I'm sure you'll be modded down for that:)

    2. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by Gunark · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is one of the oldest and one of the dumbest arguments in UI design.

      Think about it... was your TV really designed to work like something else? Pressing buttons to change "channels", turn on "muting" and show "closed captioning" are all pretty abstract and bizarre sounding concepts to someone who has never used a TV. The TV user had to learn all this stuff from scratch, yet few people complain about this.

      Computers shouldn't be built to behave like TV's, and TV's shouldn't be built to behave like toasters. The user interface for technology should reflect the best and most efficient way to use that particular piece of technology. If you do it right (and there's no magic bullet, other than KEEP IT SIMPLE), your average grandma will learn it just fine. Give people some credit, they're not quite as stupid as they look :)

    3. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by Wehesheit · · Score: 0

      They are when you treat them that way, which is why I agree with you 100%.

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    4. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      If your grandma thinks she wants a computer to work like a toaster, chances are that what she actually wants is a toaster.

      A computer is a complicated thingy. You want it to be able to do lots of things, so it has to be modular. If you want it task oriented, a good paradigm is to have many apps that do one thing each, and do them well. These apps should work as filters, so you can filter the output from one app through another, and so on. These apps need to work on data, and data should be sorted in some way, like in files. You can extend that paradigm and make it universal, so it works as expected on every level. So a file system is just another file, and is read through a filter: the file system driver. And so on. There you have it, a task oriented computer operating system.

      Seriously, if you want a bloody e-mail and intarweb surfing device with the abilty to write documents, you should rather look into something like BeIA internet appliances. You may notice that these devices, although they have been marketed, are not for sale anymore, and Be, Inc. has disappeared. Looks like the market wasn't ready for the OS Linux needs to be like before Linux is ready for the mass market.

    5. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but my mother gets confused by TV remotes that have more than ten buttons. TV/Video? Sleep? Aspect ratios?

      The point with the appliance analogy, or the car analogy, is not that you shouldn't have to learn how to use a new device. The point is:
      If you present someone with three new choices, they may very well find out what each one does, so they can select the right one. If you present them with 20 choices, and tell them there are virtually unlimited "hidden" choices, they'll just assume the system is too complicated for them to understand, fiddle with it a bit, and give up when it doesn't do what they want.

      This is not just a Linux problem, there are hordes of people screwing up their Windows computers too, but Microsoft takes the approach of "these are people we want to give us money, is there any way we can make our product appeal to them more?" whereas the average Linux advocate (I say average, because there are some exceptions) takes the position that it is the obligation of all computer users to learn how to use their computers, and if they aren't willing to do that, then the hell with them.

      You can argue over whether or not it is "fair" or "the right thing" to expect people to learn about their computers, but the bottom line is that they don't have to, and if you try to force them, they'll just turn to those who cater to them instead of preaching to them.

    6. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the earliest word-processors. They avoided "insert" mode because they wanted to resemble typewriters. One of them even showed an animation of "paper" scrolling to the correct position on the screen.

    7. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by Bozdune · · Score: 1

      You know what? Forget Grandma. Spending all this effort on a desktop that, quite frankly, looks like the worst goddamn thing I've ever imagined myself using, is a huge waste of effort.

      My grandma, an intelligent woman, can't use the remote, can't use the VCR, can't use email, and sometimes can't even turn on the TV, despite hours of patient training and careful organization of screen icons, remotes, and so forth. Don't waste your time.

      If all this effort was spent on a new way to think about file systems and file organizations, maybe we'd get somewhere. I'd like to see the open source community out-Longhorn Longhorn, for example, before the goddamn thing even shows up. I've always thought a relational or cross-indexing metaphor works best anyway. We abandoned hierarchies in the 70's, for chrissakes, when we dropped CODASYL on its ass.

    8. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by Twister002 · · Score: 1

      You are correct but you missed my point.

      The button on the TV doesn't say "enable AC Current" it says "Power". The lever/button on your toaster that determines how long to apply heat to your bread doesn't say "length of time to apply heat to bread" it says "lighter" and one end and "darker" at the other.

      So rather than creating a icon that displays the entire filesystem and labeling it "Filesystem", create one that says "Movies" and have it display all of the movie files on the users computers no matter where they are located on their hard drive. Same with "Documents" and "Spreadsheets". Allow them to create categories, sort, re-order, and search within the container, but limit the container to what the user wants to see at that time and allow the advanced users to change that view.

      If you're looking for sugar for your tea do you look at the entire kitchen or do you look in the sugar bowl?

      Which would be easier for a novice computer user to understand; A button that says "Mozilla FireFox 0.8" or a button that says "Browse the internet"?

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    9. Re:FileSystem for Grandma? by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Note the label "FileSystem" in the Nautilus screenshot.

      It doesn't matter in the least what that label is, could be FileSystem, MySomethingOrOther, iCrap or BunchOFlyingMonkeys - grandma does not read labels to figure out how to do what she needs, she memorizes the specific sequences of clicks for her pre-determined tasks.

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  30. My Grandmother: a story. by pararox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently visited my Grandmother, who is quickly approaching 80 years of age. She is *highly* non-technical, and her spouse recently passed away, so she is pretty much on her own (in more ways than one, obviously).

    We bought a simple Compaq for her back in the late '90's which was running Windows '98. It was a constant source of consternation and trouble. I spoke with her, and after a little debating, convinced her to 'revolutionize' her computing experience by installing Linux.

    This I infact did, putting SuSE on her machine. I told her: "now, just leave the machine on all the time. You can leave the 'internet' window (aka, browser) always open. Be happy!"

    Happy she is. While the DE used is actually KDE, the success of her transition goes to show that Linux is ready. In all honesty, I was surprised with the rapidity with which she grew accustomed to her system.

    The most advantageous thing about moving her over: no longer are there long stretches of time where she can't email because her computer is on the fritze (she often had to wait for me or her son to visit and correct things). We've been in constant electronic communication since. It's wonderful.

    1. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by glpierce · · Score: 1

      1. Leaving a desktop computer on 24/7 is not a wise choice. It uses electricity, generates pollution, and results in a shorter shelf-life for many pieces of hardware. Would you mute your television when you're not watching instead of turning it off? The power button isn't all that complicated, and labeling icons "Internet" and "Email" would probably solve those problems, too.

      2. Your grandmother is only using the internet and email. No one ever said Linux wasn't ready for that kind of work. The problem is with other applications. If she wanted TurboTax or a digitial camera you'd have trouble on your hands.

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    2. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      Slightly off-topic maybe, but I think that the benefits for communication, learning and entertainment the web and email can provide should be open to everyone, especially people who are kids or OAPs who it has a lot to offer.

      So issues like this are very important, since we want to avoid a 'technological divide' between those who have computer/web access and knowledge and those who don't.

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    3. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by rsadelle · · Score: 1

      Re: 1. Amen! Let's not forget that many elderly people are on low/fixed incomes. Reduced electricity usage = reduced power bills = a Good Thing for low/fixed income living.

    4. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by Nept · · Score: 5, Funny

      Happy she is

      Works for her, does it?

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    5. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by JoScherl · · Score: 1

      If she wanted TurboTax or a digitial camera you'd have trouble on your hands.

      To setup a digital camera isn't that hard, too. One of the most complicated things is to teach the right way of using the camera itself and plugging the camery to the USB-Port (or whatever port it ueses) then it just needs a button starting a script which mounts the camera, copys the images to a well defined location, umounts the camera and opens the file manager containing the folder. All further things she does shouldn't be much different from oter operating systems.

    6. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      >>...then it just needs a button starting a script which mounts the camera, copys [sic] the images to a well defined location, umounts the camera and opens the file manager containing the folder....

      And she's going to figure out how to do this.....how??

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    7. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by JoScherl · · Score: 1

      And she's going to figure out how to do this.....how??

      I interpreted this discussion like there was someone who knows how to setup a linux box. This guy can prepare it very well - even better than an other system

    8. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by yecrom2 · · Score: 1

      Happy she is

      Works for her, does it?

      Learn English you should before posting you do.

      With apologies to USA networks 'Chimp Channel'.

    9. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL,

      What the parent means, for the benefit of the 'Chimp Channel', is that it's perfectly correct English.

      The context makes it so.

      Be happy. Happy she is.

      A case of not reading carefully.

    10. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Help her he can, yes.

    11. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by swillden · · Score: 1

      it just needs a button starting a script which mounts the camera, copys the images to a well defined location, umounts the camera and opens the file manager containing the folder

      While you're setting it up to be easy, might as well finish the job... tweak the hotplug script to invoke your script when the camera is plugged in. Then you just have to tell her "To get your pictures off the camera, just plug this into the camera and wait until your pictures come up on the screen".

      Oh, and have the script clear the camera for her after the download is complete, too. That's how mine is set up and it's very convenient. Take photos, plug in, wait for beep, unplug and take more photos...

      Much easier for Grandma than Windows.

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    12. Re:My Grandmother: a story. by JoScherl · · Score: 1

      Ok, didn't think on hotplug since I last tried using it with my camera I've got an kernel panic a few seconds after plugging the camera - but maybe it works meanwhile ;-)

  31. Tech Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have fun trying to help grammy fix an issue over the phone when she inevitably breaks it.

    Nothing like having an octogenarian type in cryptic console commands via the phone!

    This is why you pay the Microsoft premium, let them deal with it when it breaks.

  32. Might not be too hard. by WoodenRobot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Modern distros install all you'd really want for your PC as a grandma, Namely a web browser, an email program and a word processor.

    The big problem's setting it up - so the focus should presumably be on a setup and install system that basically runs itself. This is where Linux can be tricky, but to be honest, when I installed SuSE 9, it was fine.

    A clueless n00b will always need help, especially if they've never seen a computer being used before (which is the worst case scenario), so why not teach Grandma how to use it and set it up for her at the same time? And why not get used to using Linux rather than Windows as a first system? Importantly, Linux is harder to break, if you stay out of root, and doesn't suffer from viruses etc.

    I think Linux for grandmas is perfectly feasible with modern distros.

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    1. Re:Might not be too hard. by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what good is a word processor without a printer?

      So Grandma goes out and buys a cheapie lexmark colour inkjet printer from Circuit City for $40 (say, the LEX Z705).

      And then what?

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    2. Re:Might not be too hard. by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      I use my PC for word processing, and I don't own a printer. If I wanted something printing, I'd just email it to my workplace PC and print it out for free using a laser printer.

      But I'm pretty sure Linux works with printers these days...

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      "I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be."
    3. Re:Might not be too hard. by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      Gramda doesn't work, remember? She's retired. And if you google for that lexmark printer and linux..it comes up zilch...zero...nada.

      So I ask again, she buys the printer, not knowing any better, or maybe some sales person says it's a nice printer (and that guy assumes she's running Windows)..takes it home.... ....and then what?

      --
      So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
    4. Re:Might not be too hard. by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      Well grandma's always smart enough to keep the receipt.

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      "I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be."
  33. But what if... by JediLuke · · Score: 1, Funny

    an app locks up and Gnome doesn't handle it nicely...

    Grandma: "lets see...when I was using Windows, Junior told me to hit Ca-tarl, Alt and Del. Whats going on!? Why is my computer shutting down!"

    might have to remove that CTRL+ALT+DEL sends shutdown off :)

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    JediLuke
    -Do or Do Not, There is no Try
    1. Re:But what if... by c4Ff3In3+4ddiC+ · · Score: 1

      That would be funny... if CTRL+ALT+DEL would actually cause a reboot in GNOME, but it won't. In fact, it won't do anything at all.

      --
      *twitch*
  34. Get Granny a Mac by sfled · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Unless Granny is very bright and willing to learn, get her a Mac and use "Simple Finder" or whatever it's called.

    Mine's 71. I gave her an old iBook running Mac OS9 and she's happy as a clam (no pun int.) She uses the bundled OE & IE. Nothing else.

    --
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    1. Re:Get Granny a Mac by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 1

      My uncle had always had Macs and most his most up-to-date Mac has OS 8. My aunt (in her 70s) always thought it too complicated. All their finance records are on the computer. Even after my Uncle died, and despite the fact that she was an accountant, she still depends on others to work the computer. Some people are just never going to touch them no matter how "user oriented".

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  35. My grandma worked for IBM by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    I am probably biased here, my grandma was working with those cool sorting machines IBM used to have... I am 3rd in a long line of I.T. people.

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  36. Slightly off-topic: KDE and Gnome by SimianOverlord · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I don't want to start a flamewar here, but isn't there a huge duplication of effort and needless competition created by having two competing windows managers? It seems to me at some point the two will have to be merged, for the good of linux as a whole. Really, I don't want any Gnome fans or KDE zealots arguing over which one to use, but for my 2 cents I'd go with Gnome. Although it is uglier it is (seems?) more functional and stable.

    I don't understand why there are two anyway? I saw in the news X is forking too, Redmond must be rubbing their hands in glee. How hard is it for these guys to work together? That's the beauty of e-mail, because you get as long as you need to write a reply, it's always less confrontational than face to face. And these guys can't even get on civilly even with e-mail!

    --
    Meine Schwester ist sehr, sehr reizvoll - Nietzsche
    1. Re:Slightly off-topic: KDE and Gnome by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      Research generally shows that people are more confrontational in email than they are in person, as there is a disconnect between the people that tends to depersonalize.

      Gnome and KDE have a long glorious history of competing. Competition = good. Isn't that what the capitalists always say? Hmmm, that must mean that Microsoft is not capitalist. If they aren't capitalist, then they must be... COMMUNISTS! They're UNAMERICAN! Yea, that's it! That's the ticket! Convince the DOJ that MSFT is a commie front and then they'll be all over enforcing the anti-trust settlement!

      This went in a direction entirely different from what I'd intended, but I'm going to go with it.

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  37. Dare I say it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Grandma got run over by a penguin

  38. GMILFs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    That can only mean one thing: a GMILF!

    Mmm....

    1. Re:GMILFs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is a GMILF?

    2. Re:GMILFs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quiet, the adults are trying to talk.

  39. hey cool yet something else 90% of us have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    thought about doing but never bothered getting around to it.

    My Grandma is 80+ and she is using Linux today. It's not any harder than Windows boxes...you just dump links to everything they need on the desktop. Her biggest problem isn't the GUI interface for the OS...it's the GUI interface for the apps she has to use. Even something as simple as K-Mail has way to many features for her to ever use or need. Redesigning the OS for Grandma isn't really the path I think is a worth while investment in time. Building more basic apps that are easier to understand are...what is Grandma going to do after she opens up her star office document or word document? The complexities of those programs are a lot more difficult than just getting to her documents. As it turns out my project in replacing her e-mail client has been on hold for a long time now...I'll try and finish it in a few months...hopefully slashdot will grace me with free advertizing when I finish it (sorry I don't code for free these days :-) )

    Nice idea, but it seams like it's the wrong direction.

    1. Re:hey cool yet something else 90% of us have... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      It's not any harder than Windows boxes...

      That's like saying chicken crap doesn't smell any worse than cow crap. It's still crap.

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    2. Re:hey cool yet something else 90% of us have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to get in the middle of the flamewar, but I think that KDE apps are probably the wrong choice for grandma. They are full of Power User wonky settings, all sorts of key-commands and buttons that do unexpected things and so on.

      Look at AOL Mail -- it is popular among the dummy crowd specifically because it's missing so many features.

    3. Re:hey cool yet something else 90% of us have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No flame war intended. Sorry if I came up a bit harsh...a lot of my ideas have been created by others with more time and money. That can be said with most creative people. Ideas never belong to just one person....

      I think the point here that should be apparent to most: things shouldn't have to be featureless in order to be simple to understand. You may have to redesign things in a mannor that makes a feature more transparent to the end user, but it doesn't mean you have to remove the feature completely. GUI development has long since passed the point where it's made for first time PC users...developers seam to take forgranted that everyone somehow enjoy navigating menus and looking for tools in odd places. If I do this right I think I could have my own little nich...rebuilding basic apps to be more user friendly....but again 90% of the people here probably already thought of doing that...they just never put the time or money into it.

    4. Re:hey cool yet something else 90% of us have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grandma had no problems using KDE and is a happy KDE user. Actually she discovered Gnome one day (which was installed as an alternative) and asked why "the old version (she thought that Gnome was a previous version of KDE) was still installed in addition to the current one." and whether she could remove it to save space on her computer ... .

  40. My grandma by SuperQ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My grandma is running Debian/woody on the machine I setup for her.. I locked most of her config files so that no matter what she does, it will not automaticaly save session information.. so if she messes it up, she can just reboot.

    I setup 4 icons for her to click on.. OpenOffice 1.0 (writer), Mozilla, Mozilla Mail, and a button that does a shutdown -h now.. that's it..

    I also setup the system with diald, so she doesn't have to figure out how to startup a ppp session.. works great.. she only calls me once a month about "problems with the computer" which always mean, something she forgot, and is doing incorrectly.. like when trying to click with the mouse, highlighting text in OOo, and then typing over the top of whole paragraphs of text.

    "grandma, just use the keyboard"

    1. Re:My grandma by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      My grandmother uses Mac OSX. Heck, she's been using Macs for 15-20 years.

      My mother, on the other hand...Well, she gets confused if the icons on her desktop are moved around in Windows 98.

      Hmmm...Maybe techie genes skip generations?

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  41. Word! by simpl3x · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sure, all I use is the shift key (if I'm feeling the pressure to capitalize), and spell check (if I care), but I want to pay a couple of hundred bucks for features! More! More!

    Nice and clean, however. As a Mac user, I'm fondly recalling Classic. And, as somebody ditching the scorn that is Microsoft lock-in, Linux is going to be a hit on the desktop in the very near future.

  42. Hey come on... by advocate_one · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Why the constant assumption that Grandma and Grandpa can't cope with Linux??? I am a grandfather and I have no problems at all... so stop doing us down... Thank you.

    This has been a public service announcement from the Grandparents are not Clueless Idiots Association...

    Normal service is now being resumed... flame on...

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    1. Re:Hey come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d00d u l33t 3LL|)0r5 R0xxoR!!!!11111111eleveneleven

    2. Re:Hey come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your expecting too much from your grandma. Unless she is really that enthusiastic about computers then I don't think anything that is not main stream will suffice. I recently got both my parents into computing, they can scan, email etc, hell even fax documents. How did I convert them? I got them a Mac. Mac's have pretty, self explanatory icons which makes life very easy for a newb. I had intially given them an older wintel box (xp on a 350mhz p2) and had nothing but problems. Dear old Dad just loves opening those damn email attachments. With the Mac I have had none of these issues. Alhough I hate to sound like a fanboy, it's the truh. Just get your grandma a used ibook or imac or something.

    3. Re:Hey come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      |\/|aCXor5 w007!!

    4. Re:Hey come on... by starseeker · · Score: 1

      "Why the constant assumption that Grandma and Grandpa can't cope with Linux???"

      Because anyone with the technical gene is not likely to be socially skilled enough to attract a mate and reproduce, and hence become a parent/grandparent? ;-)

      --
      "I object to doing things that computers can do." -- Olin Shivers, lispers.org
  43. YIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandmas are dead, you insensitive clod!

  44. Enough is indeed enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Stop posting sensible posts you cockmonkeys!

    Troll anarchy should rule Slashdot!

  45. surprises angry up the blood by AssProphet · · Score: 0

    you know, there's something about the phrase "unleashed upon grandma"...

    kinda makes me wonder how CmdrTaco feels about his grandmother.

  46. Grandma Beta Testing by scubacuda · · Score: 1
    Why not start a project that uses Grandmas as beta testers?

    (seriously)

  47. grandma shells. by torpor · · Score: 1

    for grandma: a nice pretty "Do ..." button on it, and all the different 'actions' that can be 'done' with a computer, sitting there for grandma, with fancy big letters and nice colors, on most of the screen.

    "Do ..." <&gt>&gt "Write a ..." [e-mail/letter/note]
    "Do ..." &gt&gt "Watch a movie..." [on Internet / DVD]
    "Do ..." &gt&gt "Add an Address ..." [to your private book / to your web address book]

    what would your shell idea for grandma require?

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    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  48. Windows Killed My Grandma by bfg9000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yup, I introduced my grandma to spam, viruses, a trojan horse that allowed some kid to pop up gay porn on her screen and open and shut her CD tray, a continuously quitting internet connection, and finally, the Blue Screen of Death... Windows eventually gave my grandma a heart attack.

    How do you sleep at night, Bill Gates? Oh, yeah, that's right. On a bed of money.

    But then again, now that Grandma's dead, so do I. Thanks, Bill! Now I know why everyone buys your stuff!

    --

    I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."

    1. Re:Windows Killed My Grandma by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      Why would you do that to your grandmother you sick sick bastard!

      Not the windows install but the not properly setting it up up part to allow all of that to happen ;)

      But kudos on a fairly funny post :)

    2. Re:Windows Killed My Grandma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm sure, if given the chance, you would love to sleep on that same bed of money. having money isn't a crime.

    3. Re:Windows Killed My Grandma by bfg9000 · · Score: 1

      having money isn't a crime.

      Depends how you get it. How many convictions does his company have against it again? 300+? He breaks the law every day.

      --

      I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."

    4. Re:Windows Killed My Grandma by bfg9000 · · Score: 1

      i'm sure, if given the chance, you would love to sleep on that same bed of money.

      I don't care WHAT Bill Gates' bed is made out of; you'll NEVER catch me spooning another man.

      --

      I'm not normally an irrational zealous dickhead, but I figure "When in Rome..."

  49. Neither do I see anything special about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOUR FACE!

  50. Inevitable... by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

    "I for one welcome our new septegenarian overlords!"

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  51. At least I'm not the only one! by Xerp · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Everyone knows me as "they guy who is good with computers". Obviously that is then extended to virtually anything that requires electricity ;-)

    Its my job to make sure that all the people I know have their videos set to the correct time, the TV is tuned, the remote control works and the computer prints, e-mails and connects to the "interweb"

    They don't care what "operating system" they use, they can barely pronounce "operating system" without strange facial contortions. All they want is e-mail, instant messaging, printing, document writing and something that makes them look cool with all the other "oldies" that are "getting into it".

    "Can I still get my Hotmail on Linux?"
    "Of course."
    "How does that work then?"
    "Hold on. Right. You click on this picture of an envelope with Hotmail written underneath. See?"

    It doesn't matter if Open Office has "a squirrely install" - so does Microsoft Office. Grandma isn't the one installing the software, or setting it up. Heck, Grandma keeps all her documents in one directory! ;-) I'm not sure about all that talk of Xandros either. Grandma isn't going to be able to make any form of distinction between Xandros, Slackware, Lycoris, Microsoft Windows XP, Mac OS X or an etchasketch. Grandma sees what is in front of her.

    "So what about those virus things?"
    "Its OK. They won't affect you"
    "Why is that?"
    "They are just for Microsoft. There isn't any Microsoft on here"

    I'll certainly agree about the world of spyware, virus updates, daily patches, scandisk. Gives me a headache, gives Grandma a colonic!

    At the end of the day as long as the user has piece of mind and can do everything they want to do, what does it matter which OS, desktop or colour scheme they use? After all, their friendly neighbourhood systems administrator is the one who has created the work environment in exactly they way Grandma feels happy with.
    1. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by rjstanford · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most of what you say, I agree with. Execpt...

      It doesn't matter if Open Office has "a squirrely install" - so does Microsoft Office.

      I just installed Office 2003 on my laptop here:
      1. Put the CD in the drive
      2. Enter the registration key
      3. Select "Complete Installation"
      4. Wait and watch the blinkenlights

      That was it. Nothing squirrely there, I'm afraid. Yes, MSFT is an easy target - but there's no reason to blame them or their products inaccurately. It just reflects poorly on the rest of some very good points.

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    2. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Informative
      I just installed Office 2003 on my laptop here:
      1. Put the CD in the drive
      2. Enter the registration key
      3. Select "Complete Installation"
      4. Wait and watch the blinkenlights

      That was it. Nothing squirrely there, I'm afraid.

      Compare that to
      #apt-get install openoffice.org

      or a couple of clicks in Synaptic. Steps 2 and 3 are pretty squirrely compared to that and if you have a net connection, step 1 should seem a bit weird, as well.

      It's not just Debian that's this easy: Gentoo and *BSD folks tell me it's that easy for them too.

      I have to admit that MS does have us beaten in the blinkenlights department. Blinkenlights have obviously been a top priority throughout their corporate history.

    3. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by theendlessnow · · Score: 2, Informative
      I just installed Office 2003 on my laptop here:

      1. Put the CD in the drive
      2. Enter the registration key
      3. Select "Complete Installation"
      4. Wait and watch the blinkenlights

      Huh? That's strange.. here's my additional steps...

      5. Insert CD#2 (Professional)
      6. Watch more blikenlights
      7. Reboot
      8. Go to Windows Update
      9. Traverse through a couple of loops to Office Update.
      10. Update Office
      11. Eject CD#2 and put CD#1 back in.
      12. ..blinken-da-blinken...
      13. Eject CD#1 and put CD#2 back in.
      14. More blinken...
      15. Reboot
    4. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/2/3/4 is easier than apt-get for most users. Synaptic, I'd say equally easy as the MSFT.

      2 and 3 are squirrely? Are you on crack? Type in the code. Hit "Next" a couple times.

      Not everyone has broadband. You buy software (if you buy it) on CD, usually. Stick the CD in the drive, and it goes. That's pretty simple.

      I use OOo. I like OOo. But what the hell? Office has a nice and easy install; don't knock it just because its MSFT.

    5. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by Schwartzboy · · Score: 1

      I've only ever installed Office or MS stuff up to XP, so forgive me if they've fixed this for the 2003 versions, but didn't you forget

      3a. Wait for software to phone home over your internet connection
      3b (optional). Call 1-800-1UP-YRS2 to activate because you have no net connection, the connection died and left you with an unauthenticated install, or you're afraid your tinfoil hat won't protect you from whatever information the software sends when it phones home.


      ?

      You can make a case that this is still not a "squirrelly" install process and that it's not terribly hard to master, and I'd agree with you. You can even make a case that Joe Sixpack's Grandma isn't going to care about that sort of thing, and I might agree with that as well depending on the circumstances.

      Given a choice, however, between needing a "product activation key" to prove that I can legally use something I've purchased and getting free (as in "I don't have to hang on to a flimsy jewel case & ID sticker for the rest of the software's lifetime") stuff, I'll take the free if I think that it's as good as (or better than) the restricted alternative.

      Disclaimer: I use MS Office products at my office because I have to support them, so I've done plenty of MS installs in my day. I also understand that MS Office may be much better than the alternatives for certain people performing certain tasks...that's just not me, and probably not Grandma most of the time.

      --
      "Linux doesn't exist. Everyone knows Linux is an unlicensed version of Unix"- Kieren O'Shaughnessy
    6. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by Xerp · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Pack on top of this that Grandma's pension barely covers the cost of a valu-pack loaf of bread, never mind an expensive piece of business software! And trust me; any sort of install is "squirrely" to Grandma!

    7. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 1

      Also, don't forget
      0. Pay $400 for Office 2003.

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    8. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, you forgot "wait three hours while it downloads".

    9. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by glwtta · · Score: 1

      I usually find that I have to agree to about 8 EULAs (actually counted that many just setting up office and patching a new Dell box), evenly spaced throughout the entire installation. I can't just set it up and go do something else, I have to sit there and watch it for 30-45 minutes - Always annoyed the hell out of me.

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    10. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to either 1) wait a week, which is what, 168 hours for your CD to arrive or 2) waste hours of your time buying CD at store (drive time, etc.).

      Not to mention waste of money. Sorry, but apt-get x and waiting two hours while doing something else (on your pc or elsewhere) is much more "productive" than any of the buying methods. Not to mention that its *FREE*!

    11. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by glwtta · · Score: 1
      2 and 3 are squirrely? Are you on crack? Type in the code. Hit "Next" a couple times.

      You forget that you actually have to find the code first, and that can be a huge pain in the ass. Just navigating through the dozens of popups for porn/bestiality on those warez sites (if you are using IE) is a hassle.

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      sic transit gloria mundi
    12. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      I just installed Office 2003 on my laptop here:

      1. Put the CD in the drive
      2. Enter the registration key
      3. Select "Complete Installation"
      4. Wait and watch the blinkenlights


      Huh? That's strange.. here's my additional steps...

      5. Insert CD#2 (Professional)
      6. Watch more blikenlights
      7. Reboot
      8. Go to Windows Update
      9. Traverse through a couple of loops to Office Update.
      10. Update Office
      11. Eject CD#2 and put CD#1 back in.
      12. ..blinken-da-blinken...
      13. Eject CD#1 and put CD#2 back in.
      14. More blinken...
      15. Reboot


      Ahh, but we can't forget:

      16. Launch Office
      17. Enter initials ... blinkenlights (just what is it installing, anyway?)
      18. Get presented with blank document
      19. Type in document
      20. Click menu item to use Fancy Feature
      21. Fancy Feature was set to install on first run
      22. Dig through pile of CDs to find Office Install CD #2
      23. Curse
      24. Find CD, wipe off spilled pop, put in drive
      25. ...blinken... Installing Fancy Feature ...blinken...
      26. Eject disc, toss back on pile
      27. Open menu to use Fancy Feature .... hey! where did it go?
      28. Click arrow thingy on the bottom of the menu to see all the options again
      29. Use Fancy Feature
      30. Clippy pops up and says "It looks like you're trying to use Fancy Feature ... do you need help?"

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    13. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by bcrowell · · Score: 1
      It's not just Debian that's this easy: Gentoo and *BSD folks tell me it's that easy for them too.
      I use FreeBSD, and usually the ports system makes me incredibly happy. But installing OOo turned into one of those projects where it eats up a big chunk of your weekend, and you decide not to keep trying, so that it won't eat up the rest of your weekend. It was a lot of really huge downloads, with lots of hassles, and stuff that didn't work the way it was supposed to according to the documentation.

      Can't say whether it's easier with the binary port rather than the ports system.

    14. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by __aamkky7574 · · Score: 1
      #apt-get install openoffice.org is _less_ um, squirrelly (I haven't a clue what that means, I presume it's some weird-assed acronym for "less usable") than turning on a check button?

      Even if the above command is printed on the actual CD itself (which still means writing it down before you insert the CD into the PC), there's still a good chance a user will mistype the command and get frustrated.

      Linux is nowhere ready for the mainstream unless it offers both command line and GUI methods for all functionality. Period. There should be an auto-mod down for every geek who posts an article along the lines of "Doing X is quite easy; all you have to do is type..." followed by several lines of jargon-filled script that no normal person will memorise.

      P.

    15. Re:At least I'm not the only one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Linux is nowhere ready for the mainstream unless it offers both command line and GUI methods for all functionality."

      Well re-read your parent post and the line about "or a couple clics for synaptic" ... It just appears that you are not ready for Linux. Don't take it bad, just google a little more.

  52. sounds like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Bob.......

  53. I'd rather not.. by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

    bad thoughts...

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  54. The circle of crap is complete.... by jobberslayer · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...presenting windows 3.11 for Linux.

    1. Re:The circle of crap is complete.... by Hassman · · Score: 1

      Man I wish I had mod points. This is hilarious. :)

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      Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
    2. Re:The circle of crap is complete.... by jobberslayer · · Score: 0

      Flamebait...it's called humor gentlemen. Look into it. Actually I think this is more flamebait. :)

    3. Re:The circle of crap is complete.... by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

      damn...makes me look old for having used windows 2.0 and windows 3.0 (in addition to 3.11 and WfW3.11)

      *sigh* 11+ yrs in computer terms equals more than 77 yrs I guess.

  55. AND THE GRANDDAUGHTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I right?

    1. Re:AND THE GRANDDAUGHTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck no you sick pedophile bastard

  56. Hmmmm. by LostOne · · Score: 1

    Now all we need is something Aunt Tillie can do...

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    If it works in theory, try something else in practice.
  57. Big F(*&ing deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    1. She's 80, let them leave the PC on, ya hippy.

    2. The article clearly states about Linux for Grandma, thus the parent of your post fully complies with. It does what their Grandma needs. Works for them, sorry they don't care about your uber hacker grandma.

  58. All that work... by c4Ff3In3+4ddiC+ · · Score: 1

    and he could just get her an iBook. Sheesh. Yeah, yeah, I know, at this point I get modded as flamebait.

    --
    *twitch*
  59. So this is for Grandma, eh? by Vengeance · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if my Grandma had been, oh, let's say Grace Hopper?

    --
    It was a joke! When you give me that look it was a joke.
    1. Re:So this is for Grandma, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give her a COBOL compiler under Linux.

  60. Spatial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call it whatever you want, "spatial file management," a "drastic improvement to the Nautilus file manager," or a "groundbreaking feature," but when it comes down to it I don't want my computer acting like a Windows 95 box running Explorer.exe. The reason why the "browsing" method of file management became so popular after "spatial" is because it' s BETTER. Try the new Gnome 2.6, it's the same old junk wrapped up with a shiny new catchphrase. I think I'll do some "spatial organization" of my Gnome 2.6 Linux box; a couple hundred megs worth of spatial organization straight into /dev/null.

  61. Ive converted my own grandmother by LordHatrus · · Score: 0

    I converted my own grandmother to linux, before all this.
    I made scripts for EVERYTHING to do it, though.
    EVERYTHING you could POSSIBLY DO is a shortcut on the desktop. Scripts for shutdown, etc, all of that.

    I also made it 'automatic logon' ... I'm sure the box is insanely insecure, but it really doesn't matter.

  62. personal experience: family on Gnome on FreeBSD by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I more or less forced my family into the posititon of working on a FreeBSD workstation running Gnome. My sister, who has recently turned 18 has adapted amazingly well, as has my mother. My dad couldn't really use a windows computer, so i guess he's the "control" group saying it is equally has difficult. I took back my 1.2Ghz Celeron w/ 1GB of RAM because they were not actually /doing/ anything and I needed my server back. Now all parties are well served. I login via SSH w/ forwared X11 via my iBook G4 and do what I need to do on the FreeBSD machine. They use it physically.
    GNOME is "good enough" the way it is. Personally, I wouldn't attempt to make my grandparnts change. My grandpa is 91 and my grandma is 81. They don't really use their computer much, but can do what they do (email and that's about it). For christs sake, they're old enough, you know? why make them suffer more over so trivial an issue?

    1. Re:personal experience: family on Gnome on FreeBSD by polyp2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      why make them suffer more over so trivial an issue?

      While my parents are not as old as yours, they have been retired for a number of years now. About a month ago their win98 machine was due for it's annual fdisk like clockwork! Anyhow my mother asked why she cant try linux. Frustrated by Windows and couldnt understand why i never get p*ssed off with my linux box! I explained that much of her software might not work (the odd thing might run through wine) but she could use linux for her email and web browsing etc.

      I tried her with knoppix first to give her a feel for it; evidently she picked it up almost immediately. My dad who is much less savvy has even migrated with no problems.

      Anyway eventually I set them up dual booting windows and linux (Mandrake 10). The choice is theirs to make but 90% of the time its sitting there running linux and she just goes into windows to use the Family Tree Program now.

      The best part is that from time to time when she goes into windows I hear her muttering about how much she hates windows!

      nick .

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    2. Re:personal experience: family on Gnome on FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at http://gramps.sourceforge.net

      If your mothers Family Tree Program can export to a standard GEDCOM file, she can even migrate the data she already has.

    3. Re:personal experience: family on Gnome on FreeBSD by B2382F29 · · Score: 1

      [...] and she just goes into windows to use the Family Tree Program now.

      Show her GRAMPS

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      Move Sig. For great justice.
  63. What's the user-friendly thing? by Phidoux · · Score: 0

    To see if you can avoid throttling her in sheer frustration?

  64. Re:GNOME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No no no that's KDE. Gnome is just whack.

  65. Planning to bump her off?? by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
    He discusses the new spatial Nautilus that he is planning to unleash upon grandma

    Man, talk about overkill! Who does this guy think he is, Captain Nemo?

    Wouldn't it be easier just to get her some floor wax and some rumba lessons??

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  66. Already Available... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several Linux vendors (Cobind,Morphix to name two) have a simple xfce interface with only a couple buttons for..
    Firefox
    Thunderbird
    Abiword
    Gnumeric
    Ga im

    What else does Granny Need?

    K.I.S.S.

    AC

    1. Re:Already Available... by MrPink2U · · Score: 1

      Just don't make me K.I.S.S. my aunt. She's got a mustache!!!

  67. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new Grandma overlords.

  68. Antivirus SW redundant for open-source... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1

    ... here's why. Antivirus software is a patch that protects vulnerable proprietary software from exploits. Antivirus companies make their living from the long delay between problems being identified in commercial closed-source software and those problems being fixed by the vendor. Open-source software can be patched locally, in the existing source -- hence a company that would make anti-exploit software for, say, LookOut would instead make patches for Ximian. Whether that is a business model that works remains to be seen.

    1. Re:Antivirus SW redundant for open-source... by Delphiki · · Score: 2, Informative

      Anti-virus software will be needed if Linux goes mainstream because a lot of security problems aren't the result of a software vulnerability. Trivial passwords, socially engineered virus emails, trojan horses, etc. Patch your code all you want but an uninformed or careless user can still let all sorts of malicious code in.

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      Feel free to mod me "-1 - Angry Jerk".

    2. Re:Antivirus SW redundant for open-source... by Eneff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hrmmn...

      A local exploit is found in kde. or how about a remote one found in Gaim?

      Everyone is reccomended to upgrade.

      Can grandma do this? Most linewbies couldn't. I mean, I'd think twice about waiting until the next distro; with current rpm packaging systems, I've broken things past my knowledge of repair more than once.

      It could be said that a point release wouldn't be as dramatic, but all but the largest projects just tell people to upgrade to the new version. How long will even KDE keep up with older releases?

      Oh, and that's not even mentioning if the problem is with the kernel...

    3. Re:Antivirus SW redundant for open-source... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1
      That's where there's money to be made! An ideal open-source "antivirus" company would release bugfix-patches to supported software, rather than prefilters that prevent exploits by intercepting them.


      Think of it as a roof-patching company to stop up leaks in roofs. Norton et al. just build a second roof over the top of the original one, rather than patching up the holes in the original roof.

    4. Re:Antivirus SW redundant for open-source... by pyros · · Score: 2, Informative

      Red Hat and Suse, and I'm pretty Sure Mandrake have all installed an autoupdate tool for the last few major versions, complete with a panel applet that is just as point-and-click friendly as Microsoft's WindowsUpdate systray program. And yes, they even handle kernel upgrades.

      Pure debian doesn't have one, but I'd be more inclined to call debian a distribution framework than and actual distribution. I'd have to assume that Xandros, Linspire, Libranet, Lycoris, and all the other debian-based consumer desktop distributions do include such a tool.

    5. Re:Antivirus SW redundant for open-source... by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. Anti-virus software will be needed if Linux goes mainstream because a lot of security problems aren't the result of a software vulnerability. Trivial passwords, socially engineered virus emails, trojan horses, etc. Patch your code all you want but an uninformed or careless user can still let all sorts of malicious code in.

      In support of the previous person's comments -- and I don't entirely agree with them -- here are my comments.

      In addition to that...

      Linux is as mainstream as MacOS, or very close to it (if MacOS isn't mainstream, er, well then!).

      Linux already has virus detection software...though there are no Linux viruses (or exceedingly few) to detect. Most of the anti-virus software is to scan mail feeds and network directories.

      --
      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
    6. Re:Antivirus SW redundant for open-source... by Delphiki · · Score: 1
      All the arguments in the post you link to are dependant on the dominance of free software in the Linux operating system. Do you really think that if Linux ever became the dominating operating system that there wouldn't be commercial developers competing with every open source project? Unless you indoctrinate everyone with FSF bullshit, then they're going to install commercial software for some of their needs, and the average user doesn't know how to avoid spyware, trojans, etcetera.

      Your first point in the post you referenced is very weak because almost all Linux users still have the super user account enabled and I don't see any major trends in the direction of that changing yet. It is possible that that will be changed, but right now it's only a hypothetical, and even if it is changed, there will still be accounts with heightened privileges that can be broken into, so it will be more difficult to gain control of a system perhaps, but not impossible.

      Your seconnd point in the linked-to post also seems pretty weak, because users can acquire malicious code through email or downloaded software which will severely harm them, as well as possibly other users by way of the network, such as by sending out mass emails, causing excess network traffic, and son.

      --

      Feel free to mod me "-1 - Angry Jerk".

    7. Re:Antivirus SW redundant for open-source... by Spoing · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I was about to post a reply that conceed a couple points to you...till I thought of something that simplifies the issues greatly (and lets me not conceed anything! :) );

      Do any other operating systems suffer from the list of problems that plauge Windows but not (currently) Linux?

      To narrow it even more;

      Does Mac OSX suffer from the list of problems that plauge Windows?

      My point;

      Why should Linux, in comparison to OSX, be worse for the same list of issues?

      1. Side note: I have no problem with closed-source software, would like to work for a closed-source commercial software company again(!) just as I would like to work at an open-souce commercial software company. Increased use of closed-source software (commercial or not) is a given as popularity increases though how much is debaitable.
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      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
  69. I know I'm rehashing... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    but why not buy a $100 Beige G3, and give them OS 9 or hell, for a few bucks more(for ram) OS X? They're cheap and speedy, they handle pictures and Gramma-letters great, no viruses, and have the fortune of being designed by some of the greatest UI designers in the world?

    Rarely do I come across UIs on the mac that are confusing. Grammas everywhere should be so lucky.

    Unless of course, YOU DON'T LOVE YOUR GRAMMA!!!

    1. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      Be careful with that advice. I never could get Panther to install on my beige, even with over half gig of RAM. Open Firmware issues never allowed it to finish installation or boot. I asked every mailing list I could think of. Calls to Apple support didn't help. I tried X Post Facto. Nothing worked.

    2. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      Look punk-

      I made you a friend because you BElieved. If you're backing out on me now....yer gonna BE in big trouble.

      Get the picture?
      Ditch Mac OS, and give 'em BE!

      (posted in jest...maybe)

      --
      So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
    3. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      I don't find OS9 to be friendly at all, just annoying. I do like OS X. I find windows 9x or 2k much better than Classic OS. That is, of course, if I can't use linux.

    4. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      This weekend I will BE introducing someone new to BeOS - I can't wait to see his face when his PC is suddenly amazingly fast. :)

      OpenBeos will be releasing the new name in June. If you've read my journal, and postulate some, you'll know something I know to BE the truth, and you'll also know I *am* a true BEliver... ;)

    5. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      Panther support for the Beige's ATI rage is still rough according to XPostFacto. I am happily running 10.2.8 on mine (with 384 megs of ram), installed with the stable XPostFacto. It did take awhile to get right - I found that running the combo updates rather than Software Update helped, and leaving the Java one till last.

      Once I got it set up, I of course, had to overclock it to 333 (300 mhz g3). It has run without one crash, or 'unexpected quit' since (4 months).

      I suggest hanging with 10.2.8 - Apple maintains it with Security Updates (no problems there either) and it runs like a dog in heat.

    6. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OS9 are you fucking kidding!! OS9 and other older apple OS are the fucking most unstable stupid pieces of fucking shit I have even fucken used.

      I just have to rant as I cannot even begin to calculate how much fucken work I have lost through random program crashes, stuck processes, and locked disks in a FUCKEN OS# MAC it makes my blood boil

      Take your MAC and shove it!

    7. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kinda liked OS 8/9. I didn't use it much, but the times I did use it were enjoyable. OS X seems to have lost some of that classic Mac charm.

    8. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're cheap and speedy, they handle pictures and Gramma-letters great, no viruses, and have the fortune of being designed by some of the greatest UI designers in the world?

      Only difference with a linux-loaded PC: The UI designers part.

      Now, let me tell you that some of the nautilus developers were ex-Apple staff that are now working for Apple again.

      Sun usability experts are working in Gnome too.

      University students (Seth Nickell) and teachers of human-computer interaction help in Gnome too.

      So just give up your all-apple radicalism, set them up a linux-gnome PC box that is cheap *and* fast and leave them happily working. Sheesh.

    9. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      I can't get Jaguar (10.2) to install on it. That's the problem. I would have been happy with Jaguar, though I hear Panther is even faster on the same rig.

      Does OS X support video capture with the AV card on the beige G3?

    10. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      While technically deficient in many ways (cooperative multitasking) I think the ease-of-use built into the classic MacOS GUI is still unmatched by OS X or anything Windows has ever offered.

    11. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't agree at all. But not because of my own experience. I think what Classic OS users refer to as ease of use, is in fact, familiarity. I freqeuntly hear from PC users that they are lost on a Mac. They say things like, I can't figure out where to save anything. Things have silly names that don't mean what people who haven't used a Mac think they should mean. The "finder" or the "chooser". The error messages are just as cryptic if you aren't famillar with mac lingo.

      OS X on the other hand is FAR more comfortable for people who have used windows. I think Apple stayed with Classic for too long. Frankly, the only people I hear say what you're saying are died in the wool Mac types who can't seem to move on now that Apple has left them behind.

      plurvert

    12. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      Definitely not yet. The XPostFacto guy is working on it, but so far only sound works.

      Have you partitioned your HD to less than 8 gigs for the first partition? That was something that held me up for a while.

      I highly reccomend reading the docs for XPF and checking out osxhints.com for some things.

      I will admit, it is tough to get going - I had trouble with the CD drive, had to burn a new copy of the install, reset the nvram, replaced the pram battery (which seemed to do the trick) before I got going.

      I then had to only install the combo updates - not software update until I was up to 10.2.8.

      It's running fine now, and software update works fine as well.

    13. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      Yup, know all about the partition concerns. I educated myself on every issue I could find regarding X on a beige. Still had OF issues. Maybe if I knew OF better I could do something, maybe... And I wish osxhints.com was organized better. I have a hard time finding hints related to what I want to know.

    14. Re:I know I'm rehashing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a sysadmin standpoint, you can't beat Classic MacOS.

      However, many of the GUI concepts are terribly broken -- the Application menu and Window Shades are inferior to a dock/taskbar scheme.

  70. FIRE! by qqqqarl · · Score: 2, Funny

    what your grandma needs is for her windows to burst into flames when she closes them.

    K.

  71. VERY bad idea by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    To limit the user experience to a few buttons is a very bad idea. Users should be exposed to as many useful applications and ideas as possible, so they can learn and grow as a human being. This is the idea of the Personal Computer, to give the end user the freedom and control over their experience.

    You are just making it a T.V.

    1. Re:VERY bad idea by jdunn14 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, but there are a lot of people who just want it to be a TV, i.e. just another appliance. Not the way most /.ers think of a machine, but try talking to people in other fields (biology, fine arts, etc.). They're not stupid, or lazy, they're just not interested in learning all the cool tricks. Show them a good browser, and be accessible to answer the "how do I..." questions, and that's all they want. Remember, something like 90% of machines are left in default configurations, so make sure those defaults make some sense.

    2. Re:VERY bad idea by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is true. A lot of people like to be as lazy as possible and avoid new experiences. You should not encourage that. The Personal Computer is more than a web surfing machine to check the latest status of "American Idol". To waste one on that is just wrong.

    3. Re:VERY bad idea by micromoog · · Score: 1

      Some people are not interested in learning about computers, but are very interested in learning about other things. A web browser is the ONLY app needed for that.

    4. Re:VERY bad idea by pyros · · Score: 1
      Yes, that is true. A lot of people like to be as lazy as possible and avoid new experiences. You should not encourage that. The Personal Computer is more than a web surfing machine to check the latest status of "American Idol". To waste one on that is just wrong.

      Tell me something, when you buy a car, do you replace half the interior with aftermarket accessories (like a different steering wheel, custom dashboard, everything you can see and interact with basically)? Perhaps you put stronger motors in your blender, or overclock your toaster to make it toast bread faster. Do you crack open your TV and add extra tuners so you can feed it all the various flavors of PAL and NTSC? Or maybe add a hard drive and a mini computer which displays a GUI on the Picture-In-Picture signal and use that as a PVR.

      The point is that you personally enjoy knowing about everything in your computer, but the vast majority couldn't care less, and will become offended when people push your attitude on them that if they want to have a computer, they must treat it just like you do.

    5. Re:VERY bad idea by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No, the difference between a car, or a toaster and a PC is significant. A PC is a interactive learning device. A piece of equipment that can be used to better yourself. It is not like a toaster, or a car, or a TV - unless you want to dumb it down to that level. If you do, then go buy a web surfing device.

    6. Re:VERY bad idea by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Then they should go get a device that just surfs the web. No only is it cheaper, it is easier to maintain. Limiting a user of a Personal Computer to just websurfing is moronic.

    7. Re:VERY bad idea by Zan+Lynx · · Score: 1

      So you go out to buy a web surfing device...

      What does it look like? Exactly like a computer.

      Some people buy an interactive learning device. Other people buy a DVD player, letter writer, web browser, email sending machine.

      You get my point, I'm sure.

    8. Re:VERY bad idea by micromoog · · Score: 1

      Not if they want to be able to use the web to the fullest. Do you use all the features on your microwave *just* because they're there?

    9. Re:VERY bad idea by __aamkky7574 · · Score: 1
      No, the difference between a car, or a toaster and a PC is significant. A PC is a interactive learning device.

      To you, it may be. To others (the kinds of people who probably don't use binary for their usernames), it simply a way of checking email and writing essays while listening to some music.

      P.

  72. Changing tide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    She's a smart gal, grandma, but she's never used a PC. So I'm going to have to begin her education at the "here's how you use a mouse" and "this is called a scrollbar" level. The very last thing I want to do is drop her into a world where she has to deal with security updates, virus scanning, adware, spyware, and the like. What I'm saying is, I don't think I'm about to saddle grandma with Microsoft Windows XP.

    When people start seeing Linux as easier to deal with than Windows, Microsoft has a problem...

  73. One immediate question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is difficult to explain the behavior of the spatial Nautilus without the reader trying it.

    If you cannot easily put the functionality into words, then how are you going to explain it to Grandma? Well, it may work, but a sentence like that is a giant red flag that says something's not quite right here.

  74. Poor Grandma by vikk · · Score: 0

    We have all seen these stories of how people have drug-pushed helpless newbies like 3 yr olds and grandmas how to use Linux and how they love it. The last step is training grandma to give the anti-MS smackdown sermon to her Windows friends at the old folks home...

  75. The biggest question of them all... by nahorniak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why is Grandma using Linux a better idea than Grandma using Windows? It's not like she's going to be hosting a web server and organizing her cooking recipes in an Oracle database. I think Windows in its current state is much easier to use, and is the most straightforward to learn for ol' Granny. Therefore, it should be the OS of her choice. 2nd place would go to OSX. If you want to make Linux popular, don't introduce it to the largest computing minority first.

    --
    P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
    1. Re:The biggest question of them all... by Zapdos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The ease of use of windows is a myth; you have been trained for many years to use and accept windows. Windows is a complex beast that requires frequent attention. There is the requirement for an anti virus due to an inherently insecure default email client. You also have a web browser that allows popup hijacking. How will Grandma deal when the entire screen "corner to corner" is a porno picture? How will your Grandma deal when she gets a fresh install of GATOR?

      Now please tell me that knoppix or mandrake move requires the same attention.

    2. Re:The biggest question of them all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why is Grandma using Linux a better idea than Grandma using Windows?"

      Viruses, malware, pop-up ads, crashes, annual reinstalls, etc.

      Nope can't think of a single reason.

      -=-

    3. Re:The biggest question of them all... by nahorniak · · Score: 0

      The only reason Windows and not Linux "needs" AV is because Linux isn't nearly as mainstream.

      Get Grandma Firefox and an e-mail client that won't automatically preview the body of an e-mail and she'll be fine. Beyond that, it's not an issue of security. You could click some link, or give out your banking information in any OS.

      --
      P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
    4. Re:The biggest question of them all... by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      > The only reason Windows and not Linux "needs" AV is because Linux isn't nearly as mainstream.

      False, at least in large part. Mainstreaming Linux wouldn't magically subject it to the insecurity of IE/OE. Okay, some Induhviduals would insist on running IE/OE on top of Wine, and others would fall prey to social-engineering viruses.

      If that somehow changed - and that's an awfully big if - then "Linux users don't usually run as root" may not be the end of the story. First, if the virus is coupled with a root exploit and you haven't patched against that exploit, then it can become root. Second, even without becoming root, the virus may be able to act as a spam zombie (connect to IRC, receive marching orders, send e-mail).

      > Get Grandma Firefox and an e-mail client that won't automatically preview the body of an e-mail and she'll be fine.

      True, at least in large part. Actually, viewing the body of an e-mail is fine, so long as the viewer doesn't blithely launch attachments. (In the interest of spam avoidance, you may want to restrict it to text + HTML-marked-up text + image placeholders. Or, in the interest of ugly-HTML avoidance, you may want to restrict it to plaintext.)

      > Beyond that, it's not an issue of security. You could click some link, or give out your banking information in any OS.

      Definitely true.

  76. Changing thing with the rents by olscratch69 · · Score: 1

    I recently gave my mother a computer loaded with Slackware 9 using the KDE that came with the install. The computer is an hold HP vectra I purchased from the place that I work. It has an Intel PIII 450 with 512 megabytes or ram. I think it is enough like windows with the point and click that she will not have too much of a problem. My father uses it as well but he has a much faster computer in his home office that is connected to the internet. They have had it for two weeks now and no calls for tech support yet. My is 50 and my father is 65.

  77. "New features" and learning from scratch. by EvilFrog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like Linux and all, but looking at spacial Nautilus reminds me of the biggest problem with the Linux world is- it replicates, but doesn't innovate.

    Spacial Nautilus just makes Gnome that much more like pre-OS X Mac OS. The new features they're advertising have been around since System 7. I like the changes, and I'll probably take advantage of them when using Gnome, but they aren't anything new.

    To get back on topic, even with these "new" features, Linux is still much more complicated than Grandma can probably handle. Just because you like Linux and understand it doesn't mean that it's the right choice for Grandma. Think, why do you use Linux? Are any of those reason anything that you honestly think that Grandma cares about?

    I remember when we first got my Grandfather a computer. We got an old Mac Plus running System 6.0.8 and set him up with a word processor and a printer. After a while we upgraded him to a IIsi. Then we got him a modem and put him on AOL. By the time he died he was on his fourth computer- a G4, and one of the better models at the time.

    The point is that he learned slowly, but eventually got the hang of it. System 6 was a perfect place to start him at because it was simple, and let him adjust slowly to more modern technology. If I would have set him up with a modern OS I don't think he would have ever progressed past the word processing stage.

  78. I do believe you are wrong. by theantix · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sun did studies like the ones you are referring to and contributed the results back into Gnome. Sure enough, I found a reference to this on the Gnome.org HIG website.

    Your original comment makes it appear that you have not used a recent version of Gnome (2.4 or 2.6) because it that project a very prominent example of how free software can have a focus on usability and still provide useful applications. You really ought to try it out if you haven't lately.

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    501 Not Implemented
    1. Re:I do believe you are wrong. by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      I think his comments make it appear like he's trying to personally insult everybody who works on open source software, with only one goal: the mental destruction of open source developers.

    2. Re:I do believe you are wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see that tinfoil hats are still very fashionable on /.

  79. Clean, easy to use. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know. This isn't such a bad idea.

    It simply is not hard to set stuff like this up. Just, nobody has wanted to write this code before. Too many geeks don't think about usability of a GUI.

    I'm part of that. I think about usability, but of a CLI. (Or when I am working, of a web form, which almost counts).

  80. Not to troll or anything, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    eMac = $799.
    Used CRT iMac that will run Panther well = $300.

    The subject here is a typical variation on the "is Linux ready for Joe Budweiser" question. But am I the only one who would rather give my grandparents a machine that's designed around a metaphor they can understand (digital hub), that figures out the logical thing to do when they plug in a camera or put in a DVD, that keeps its software current automagically, and that they can pretty much set up and maintain themselves?

    I used to be a huge supporter of promoting Linux to this kind of mainstream user base. But with solid Apple machines now genuinely affordable and with OS X and iLife as good as they are, it seems counterintuitive to foist Linux onto the non-technical unless you really can't pony up the cash for a basic, used, G3 Macintosh that will probably last forever.

    Dunno. Maybe it's just me.

  81. Re:Offended: Why? by MrZaius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With all due respect, you're 48. You may be a grandmother, but there's no way (I sincerly hope) that your grandchild(ren) are old enough to build you a computer and be this bent on forcing Linux on you. Those that do have granchildren of that age aren't likely to have nearly the level of technical expertise that people from your age group. My pop's older than you, and uses PGP, open GPG, and absurdly complicated VB scripting regularly, but his mother would be greatly helped by this kind of GUI.

    I thought the article to be very insightful/interesting, as it would greatly simplify my grandmother's life.

  82. Re:Offended: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another perfect example of sexism/agism - the father is competant but the grandmother is not according to you!

  83. Not about your Grandma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Hey, guess what... the article is about his Grandma, not yours. It also isn't about old people in general. It's about a specific old person who knows nothing about computers and is approach avoidant, and by implication, about the many older people we all know who are the same way.

    Obviously some people who are sixty have engineering degrees.... they got them when they were young. So what? Today's youth will eventually be old, but nobody expects them to magically become bad at computers.

    It is genuinely hard to learn a skill like this when you're older. That doesn't mean it's impossible, or that some people don't do it, but it does mean it takes more work, and that strategies are worth it. It means you go more slowly.

  84. usable computers by six11 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's been quite a buzz on Slashdot lately wrt open source and usability. Making a computer easy to use for "Grandma" (an insulting label for non-Slashdorks) isn't about limiting the number of icons on the desktop, or choosing the right text labels that these "Grandmas" of the world will understand. The slashdot communal mind needs to understand that usable software isn't just about adding a shiney coating to the outside--usable software has to be designed that way from the very beginning, and is a huge undertaking!

    If you're interested in usable software, consider checking out these books: "The Inmates are Running the Asylum" by Alan Cooper, and Designing from Both Sides of the Screen by Ellen Isaacs and Alan Walendowski.

    Personally, I hope that the recent trend on slashdot to talk about usability is more than just a fad and the open source world is finally starting to come around. These books are good starting points.

  85. Spatial --- not good/I don't get it by iplayfast · · Score: 1

    I've played with Nautilus, and after reading this artical I'm realizing why I quickly got frustrated with it.

    After describing the "one window per folder" idea, the author quickly shows how to dive into windows using the middle mouse button (on mine it's a hard to click roller ball) which closes the parent after diving into the child folder. You can also hold down the shift key to do it. So you can, in effect just make it work like a browser...
    Q. Why not just use a browser then?
    A. Because Spactial will keep the location of the window at the same place it was the last time you used it.
    Q. Why would I want that? I want windows to open in the same place I'm using them now!

    Another feature I don't understand.
    "Network resources are now accessed conveniently."
    I find konqueror's method pretty convenient. If I go to a file... There it is! If I go to a web page... There it is! If I go to a site that I have ssh keys for... There it is! If I go to an ftp site... There it is!

    Explorer is pretty much the same way. Well except for ssh.

    I'm happy that gnome is more stable and faster etc. But I really don't get the spatial. Why is it important, or even desired?

  86. Nautilus coders on crack? by Mawbid · · Score: 1
    Another possibly frustrating issue is that since Nautilus imposes the condition that only one window will represent any given folder, when digging into deep directories, your desktop is quickly cluttered with multiple windows. This is alleviated by double-clicking the middle mouse button or holding down the Shift key while clicking on the folder.

    Is this a fucking joke? A shiny new Nautilus comes out, and its most original user interaction "advancement" is the introduction of the DOUBLE-MIDDLE-CLICK?!

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  87. Re:Offended: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    It's just statistics. What is the percentage of women on slashdot? What is the average age? Prejudice is popular because it works.

  88. Re:Offended: Why? by MrZaius · · Score: 1

    Every last one of my grandparents was retired or deceased before the Apple ][e was released. I know dozens and have helped to train a half dozen of their peers, and have yet to meet a single one that wouldn't benefit from a simplification and increased task-oriention of their computer systems.

    Sex doesn't enter into it.

    Agism, however, is more than justified in this case. It is shockingly naive to assume that the majority of those who retired before the computer revolution have enough training and expertise that they would benefit from having the burden of systems administration dumped upon them.

  89. BFD by sootman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hooray, they have re-invented Mac OS 7's spatial finder. And guess what: I've been explaining to users how to navigate Mac OS since 1995, and leaving everyting on the desktop only works if a) you don't mind a cluttered desktop (many users do) and b) you have a large enough monitor.

    And there are plenty of surprises. (Not sure if Nautilus copies this or not, but this is what OS 7-9 did.) Double-click on the hard drive (or your home folder, or whatever) and put it in list/details view. Double-click on a folder--say, Documents. Go back to the parent window. Click the flippy triangle or plus sign or whatever next to Documents. Watch the "Documents" window close itself. Start explaining "spatial" to the user. Prepare for blank stares.

    Face it: computers are complex devices that can perform a multitude of functions. Unless you are going to do only the most basic things (for example, only run a word processor and always save all your docs to the same folder) it will always be complex.

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    1. Re:BFD by ruyon · · Score: 1

      For those audience, Apple had a product called "Macintosh Easy Access", later merged into OS itself as a feature called 'Simple Finder', which still exists in OS X in somewhat similar fashion.

  90. The more things change... by sarastro_us · · Score: 1

    My dad is nearing 60 now, and he's dealt with computers for almost 40 years. He programmed in college. He was a Unix sysadmin for AT&T. And yet he still calls up every weekend with some idiotic question about his Win98 box. I love my dad, but sometimes I just want to scream, "You've done this for longer than I've been alive! You know better than I do!". Maybe I should switch him over to linux or BSD. He might feel more at home there :-\

  91. In related news..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...blondes are offended that people equate being a a blonde with having a low level of intelligence and/or a high level of 'ditzyness'.

    Stereotypes exist for a reason and there is usually at least a grain of truth to them, one man doesn't all of a sudden go 'I know, let's get everyone thinking that brunette women hate grocery shopping on tuesday afternoons! Tell all your friends'.

    FACT: Your average 70+ year old woman does not know a lot of computers, if anything at all, in relation to other age/sex groups (I'm guessing most, if not all).

    The grandparent was referring to grandmothers in general, it's not like he said, 'Here Mrs AC 48 Year Old grandmother, this is the kind of Gnome I think you would be better off with'. The more people realise that not everyone is throwing jokes directly at them because they are black/blonde/retarded the better. Women driver's anyone?

    Abstract view of (some types of) feminism:

    Woman: Excuse me, man in the street, we should all agree that the sky is green

    Man in street: But the sky is blue!

    Woman: But it should be green!

    Man: Why?

    Woman: Because me and my friends want it to be

    Man: Look. The sky was blue millions of years ago. It is blue now. It will be blue for millions of years. You can pretend that the sky is green but no matter what happens it will always blue. Me and MY friends will carry on knowing that the sky is blue.

    How long will it be until a computer magazine writer gets fired for writing 'Try and play Quake VII on anything less than a Gedeon XT and your frame rate will be slower than grandma at the supermarket checkout'?

  92. I would disagree by RichiP · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Begging your pardon, but I would respectfully have to disagree. Equating being a grandmother to a low level of technical incompetence has its basis in statistics. Even if one were simply forming hypotheses, one could easilly assume that the older one is, the less technically oriented this person is LIKELY to be. Perhaps not inherently because of age itself, but because of the kind of learning experiences these various groups of people have had.

    It's all a matter of making learned guesses and rationalizing ones way through the given information. Not all grandmothers are old. Most seniors have little to no technical training. I can't say for certain whether one becomes harder to train the older one gets.

    As for the statement on discrimination: while I certainly disagree with discrimination in any form, I don't see it happening here or in the article. Discrimination is a directed action against representatives of a group. When software developers develop or talk about designing software for grandmothers, they are simply making assumptions based on numbers. If one were to turn down a job applicant for a technical job, for instance, for simply being a grandmother, then THAT is discrimination.

  93. From my first time use of KDE: by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would say Linux is great for programmers and geeks, but also for complete neophytes who need to do very little with their computer; email, browsing, word processor, etc.

    However I felt deeply alienated trying to use it myself. It had all this great bundled stuff, but I struggled to customize anything, save the wallpaper. Installing programs lead to aggravating dependency-something-or-others and it would take hours to do something that would take seconds in Windows.

    However once it's all setup I'm sure it would be great, especially for grandma. I just don't have that kind of patience for headaches.

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  94. I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandma inadvertently starts a flame war by asking "Why does it ask me No or Yes instead of Yes or No? Wouldn't it make more sense the other way around?"

  95. Hah! Grandma will use Gnome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the day Aunt Tilly learns to set up her printer with CUPS.

  96. Is Gradma the problem? by beforewisdom · · Score: 1
    or is it a collection of people of various ages, genders, background etc who don't have the patience to learn, the time to learn or who don't really find computers interesting?

    Steve

  97. Spatial browser ... been DONE already! by Atomic+Frog · · Score: 4, Informative

    Folks, it wouldn't hurt to learn a bit of history. Don't re-invent the wheel.

    IBM's OS/2 WorkPlace Shell (WPS) has been using the spatial browser method for many, many years.

    Open up a folder anywhere, one window for one folder. It retains it's size and position from the last time you closed it, and yes, even scroll bar position and view (different views are possible).

    SHIFT+double-click to close the parent while opening up the child, and just right-click to bring up the menu to open the parent.

    Sound familiar?
    The features go on and on...and by the way, here's one thing that Nautilus doesn't have yet. The concept of a "Workspace".

    Designate a folder as a Workspace in OS/2 WPS, and next time you open it, a complete environment will be restored. All open applications, all documents, any web browser links, etc. Close the folder, and everything closes up shop automatically.

    1. Re:Spatial browser ... been DONE already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Folks, it wouldn't hurt to learn a bit of history.

      I think noone here said nautilus spatial feature were the first implementation. Most people even cited mac os 9 as a prior example.

      Now, it being the first implementation in a free desktop seems pretty original.

      Don't re-invent the wheel.

      If the wheel worked and was trashed because of an inferior wheel (windows explorer), why not rescuing it? Did the Mac or OS/2 developers place a curse or something on anyone that implemented a spatial browser?

  98. You believe wrong by Sanity · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So Sun did one usability test in 2001 - that is 100% meaningless. Proper usability testing is a continuous process, not something you do once ever few years.
    Your original comment makes it appear that you have not used a recent version of Gnome (2.4 or 2.6) because it that project a very prominent example of how free software can have a focus on usability and still provide useful applications. You really ought to try it out if you haven't lately.
    And your comments make it appear that you aren't reading my comments properly. Please explain exactly when popular Gnome applications receive ongoing usability testing (which consists of the passive observation of people using the software within the experimental circumstances I have previously described).
    1. Re:You believe wrong by EdMack · · Score: 2, Informative

      The core system gets a lot of Usability testing - although the UI leader (Seth) has written that UI testing is not a be-all-and-end-all, there is an art to it too.

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    2. Re:You believe wrong by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 1

      Moreover, lot of stuff the GNOME usability test turned up was stuff that anyone with any kind of background in HCI would have been able to know was a problem without usability testing.

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    3. Re:You believe wrong by Sanity · · Score: 1
      Moreover, lot of stuff the GNOME usability test turned up was stuff that anyone with any kind of background in HCI would have been able to know was a problem without usability testing.
      Hindsight is always 20:20 where usability is concerned.
  99. Oh yes by bogie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Almost every home PC I see where kids are not in picture still has the default icons on the desktop. You know, like 5 Dell icons that they never use but don't delete because they don't understand the difference between deleting an icon and deleting/removing an applicatoin. That and you end up seeing a dozen verisons of AOL;AOL 6, AOL 7, AOL 8 etc.
    They only buy new PC's because a) things are so screwed up and the PC(Windows) doesn't work anymore or b) at work they got a new PC and broadband and they finally realize their Pentium 233 is out of date.

    Like I said add kids in the picture and all I've said goes out the window. But for empty nesters and older people without children its mostly like I stated above. Just like the parent stated they are not likely to want new software once they have their basic needs met. This of course can be done with a good Linux distro. I'm obviously not saying its for everyone, but considering many home users just know 2 or 3 programs at most(one of them being Freecell) using Linux for such basic tasks is very much a realistic option. The problems Linux has still lies with slight more advanced users who want to use programs from work, play recent games, actually browse at the computer store, etc. This group will still have tons of problems with Linux.

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  100. Hey come on...Average "Fool". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know? I was wondering when an "average user"(1) would show up. Just between you and me, I would be insulted by all the "Joe user". "Aunt Tillie", etc, etc, because in all of them the user ends up looking like a fool. I don't know how anyone stands it. With advocates like those who needs enemies?

    (1) No such thing.

  101. Obligatory Duke Nukem Whenever comment by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Funny
    Maybe Duke Nukem Forever will be out by then.


    If you mod this up, you're sadder than I thought.

    If you mod this down, you've no sense of humour.

  102. Meaningless by theantix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And your comments make it appear that you aren't reading my comments properly. Please explain exactly when popular Gnome applications receive ongoing usability testing (which consists of the passive observation of people using the software within the experimental circumstances I have previously described).

    Perhaps *you* aren't reading your own comments properly. You said usability testing wasn't being done, I showed you that indeed it was. So now you twist your original comment and pretend you were talking about ongoing usability testing. I get the distinct impression that you will continue arguing this point by adding new definitions and specifications as to what defines 'usablilty testing' so that you can continue to make your point. I know, I know, you're never wrong...

    If your point is "free software projects don't do ongoing useability testing" that is seemingly correct, but that is a far cry from "Free software lacks usability testing" which was the title of your original post and a good summary of your original argument. The fact is that Gnome has done this type of testing and come up with a set of guidelines that they adhere to pretty closely.

    Does this mean that they couldn't benefit from more usability testing? I'm not saying that... they probably could, and I imagine they will. But in the meantime the good folks at Gnome have proven than free software can produce a desktop with usability as a primary focus and that free software isn't "ill-equipped to do anything even approaching proper usability testing."

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    1. Re:Meaningless by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      You said usability testing wasn't being done, I showed you that indeed it was.

      The word "being" is a progessive verb. It indicates an action that is ongoing- not one that terminated 3 years ago!

      Usability testing is being done for Microsoft and Apple. Is there any done for Gnome?

      The only way I can see truth in the claim that either Gnome or KDE has much formal usability testing is insofar as they duplicate ideas already tested in a commercial GUI.

  103. Of course it's not going to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > And when in hell are you going to give her some grandkids?

    There's only one way you can give your grandma grandkids and that's illegal in most parts of the world. Talk about an Oedipus.Complex. Yuck!

  104. And the TV dial is so much like an oven knob... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you'd think she'd be able to figure it out after all that cooking.

  105. Re:Offended: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    African Americans are statistically less intelligent than other people. You agree?

    People accept different traits and properties of races all the time when they talk about cats and dogs. But people have to be the same for political reasons...

  106. I think that you are partially right by mrcparker · · Score: 1

    The GNOME developers so a very good job at creating a consistant, elegant desktop. I wish that they would give the developer documentation at least a quarter the effort they give the HIG. Hell, I wish that they would consistently use their CORBA-like object system.

  107. The "Linux for Grandma" idea is flawed by bonch · · Score: 1

    People love to chat up how their grandma "uses Linux." Barring extremely rare exceptions, this usually means some poor grandmother had her grandson go in, install Linux, set everything up in a particular way, then told her grandma to have at it.

    The problem with this is that, at most, her grandma will send/receive e-mail and surf the web, maybe occasionally playing music. Or scanning something. The reason this is a problem is that many people try to use this as an example of the ease-of-use of Linux, but there are two issues:

    1.) You had to set everything up for them in a particular way to hide the underlying system.

    2.) Grandmas don't typically install/uninstall things, buy new hardware or software, upgrade their drivers, etc. etc.

    Basically, when someone says Linux is easy enough that their grandma uses it, they mean that Linux desktops can send and receive e-mail and browse the web. Uh...congratulations? Grandmas are not a litmus test for usability. Average users are.

    1. Re:The "Linux for Grandma" idea is flawed by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Yeah, right, rocket scientist.

      And I suppose they just "used" Windows because it's so 'intuitive"?

      Bullshit.

      Another Windows troll.

      Does Gates pay you guys or do you just have a lot of time on your hands because you're not smart enough - being a mouse monkey - to hold down a REAL tech job?

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    2. Re:The "Linux for Grandma" idea is flawed by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

      What the hell? Exactly where did your parent poster mention Windows or Microsoft? I'm sorry, but just because the guy next to you at the urinal has a one-inch penis doesn't make your 1.5-incher any bigger.

  108. Oops--left out rest of point two by bonch · · Score: 1

    Should read:

    2.) Grandmas don't typically install/uninstall things, buy new hardware or software, upgrade their drivers, etc. etc. This means that of course Linux will seem easy to use, because they're not really doing anything much more than using it as a glorified web kiosk. Average users will do much more and expect things to actually work the first time through, like they're used to on Windows (and yes, the majority of the time it is a one-time thing on Windows).

  109. But by bonch · · Score: 1

    All your grandma does at most is surf the web and do some text processing, etc.

    The grandma test is not a good litmus test for usability because it completely disregards the average user, who will go out and buy new software, upgrade a printer, buy a new sound card, buy a DVD drive, etc.

    you almost never get the "Ohh shiny new software! Must have it!" Most users here are running whatever they got with the computer and the only software they buy is usually to fill the void that the computer had in it. and yes this is at home. Most linux distros now have no void for most users. it has an office suite, a cgheckbook application, email... everything that the regular user would want and use...

    What a lie! People are always clamoring for new software, be it the latest antivirus, or maybe they saw someone running the new iTunes, or maybe someone wants to play the Sims, etc.

    What happens when someone wants to upgrade their hardware under Linux? How do they get drivers for the new printer they got that comes with a Windows driver CD? Hell, what happens when a security advisory comes out for the kernel and they need to upgrade it? Do they run "apt-get"? What do they do? In Windows, update will automatically download it and give you an "Install" button and a reboot. I don't trust newbies with an RPM-like system and never will.

    This is just the tip of the iceberg in the usability problems for the average user, but then I'd be going off-topic. Let's just say Linux desktops today are designed to provide pretty screenshots for the distro box art, but when you actually grab the mouse to use the thing for a day...

    1. Re:But by whoever57 · · Score: 1
      The grandma test is not a good litmus test for usability because it completely disregards the average user, who will go out and buy new software, upgrade a printer, buy a new sound card, buy a DVD drive, etc.
      I'm sorry, but I just don't think your idea of the average user is close to reality. Now there are many users that fit your profile, but there are many more whose main method to upgrade software is to buy a new system, with all the new software pre-installed.

      Now I'm not claiming that the average user never installs things, like games, etc. (else how would Gator be so prevalent), but they are simply not clamoring for the latest versions of major packages.

      What's one of MS's biggest headaches? How to get all those Office '97 users to upgrade!

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  110. Binary installation/uninstallation API by bonch · · Score: 1

    I'm absolutely convinced that until the Linux desktop experiments actually implement binary installation APIs, in which someone can have a CD, stick it in, and an installer runs, then we'll be seeing more commercial software for Linux.

    Add in a unified, sane API for programming the damned thing--unlike this KDElibs/Gnomelibs/QT/GTK mess (in which you have to install TWO ENTIRE DESKTOP ENVIRONMENTS just to be able to run each other's apps)--and I'm talking something incredibly clean and innovative like .NET or Cocoa--and you'd have commercial vendors like Adobe ready and willing.

    But, nope, we're too busy hacking in transparency (hello, 1999) and fighting over licensing issues as we bash "M$."

  111. Summary of what this means for those non-readers by bonch · · Score: 1

    Linux actually has the ability to do such things as send and receive e-mail, in addition to letting you surf the web and even scan pictures.

    These awe-inspiring abilities that no other desktop has been able to do for the past 20 years means Linux is somehow ready for the masses.

    The Grandma Litmus Test(tm)--proving Linux can send/receive e-mail and download pictures since 1998. Woo-hoo!

    Point: The average user is what counts if you want the movement to win, not grammie.

  112. can someone please explain... by mantera · · Score: 1


    ... for those who had the experience of using Mac OS 9, how is this different from the finder function there?

  113. Clueless by alienw · · Score: 1

    The GNOME people seem to be completely, totally, and utterly clueless with regard to GUI design. That the spatial nautilus concept is horrible is evident from merely reading the description. Window memory? Double-clicking the middle button?? Holding shift while double-middle-clicking? What the hell were they thinking?

    This is not an intuitive interface, it's just a bad interface. It is another case where some feature got implemented simply because the developer thought it would be cool or whatever. If it takes a proficient user a WEEK to adjust to it, then it means that it is bad.

    I think GNOME developers better stick to copying features from Windows or MacOS because they do not have the slightest clue with regard to interface design. This is not a troll, just an observation that GNOME is heading in a completely wrong direction.

  114. oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " My grandma's a command line hacker."

    Ha! Command lines are for sissies and girly-men.

    I've been I/Oing via toggle switches and flashing lights for over 40 years now and I like it that way!

    1. Re:oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ported Mosaic to your Altair yet?

  115. My Grandpa, rest his soul by motown · · Score: 1

    Around 1998, my Grandpa, who was in his early eighties, increasingly considered purchasing a computer and learning how to use the Internet.

    Grandma was reluctant at first, because of the thought of having such a large thing in their (not so big) home didn't appeal to her, but eventually she came around and agreed. Not much later, she started to appreciate the fun and knowledge it was bringing him.

    I still remember receiving a snail mail from him containing a letter, produced with his inkjet printer, explaining how he was gradually learning, being somewhat satisfied yet modest about his progress. But I could definitely read his hidden pride between the lines, in spite of a few typos. ;)

    I remembered thinking "This is cool, he's learning quickly, although it might take a while before I can get him to use email". In fact, he got the hang of sending an receiving email fairly independently in less than a year, and it eventually became a fairly common activity for him.

    In the end of december 1999, I received an email from him, inviting all of the family to the traditional New Year's Day Reunion at my grandparent's place. We attended that day, but it turned out not being the joyous and optimistic occasion it was supposed to be: my dear Grandpa had passed away in the early morning of January 1st, 2000. One would almost think that the symbolism in such a date would be too much just to be considered coincedence...

    It was (understandably) too painful for Grandma to keep the computer at her house, so she gave it to my aunt.

    In spite of the fact that Grandpa lived only a few hours short of seeing the dawn of the New Millenium, he still ended up having experienced the Internet, having participated in it, and having shared the dreams of the many wonderful things to come. For that, I am greatful.

    This story may not be entirely on-topic, but I just wanted to share it with you. I would gladly have introduced Linux to Grandpa eventually. And I'm sure he would have been very interested and eager to take up the challenge of learning it. :)

    Please let this be a positive example for anyone thinking that he or she may be "too old" to pick up computing and emailing: You're NEVER too old to learn!

    Rest in Peace, Opa. :)

    --
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  116. out of curiosity... by zoloto · · Score: 1

    have you used the new nautilus yet?
    if so, how could you describe it to someone who always turned off opening of a new window in explorer?

    I am very interested in gnome 2.6, so any feedback you can personally give me would be very insightful.

    mmm kernel 2.6, gnome 2.6 mmmm taaastey

  117. Re:GNOME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, 38 year old grandmas are whack!
    This whole lame, boring thread is whack.
    next story please...

  118. Re:Offended - M3 2 by 0x0000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... just why is everyone so eager to accept the idea that only a techinically incompetent individual would want something simple?

    For that matter, who's to say the even techinically incompetent individuals may not want things simplified? I work with techinical incompetents (of diverse ages) who seem to have a definite preference for keeping things as complicated as they possibly can...

    A desire, preference, or choice for simplicity over complexity is not necesarily an indicator of technical competence or lack thereof.

    Competence and a desire for simplicity are unrelated functions of the human mechanism.

    There even some who believe that simplicity is Good, and the ability to make things simple is an inidcator of technical compentence.

    The whole "it's statistics" excuse for stereo-typing is a) old and tired (it was already worn out the the 70's, ferchrisesake), and b) bullshit.

    Of course, on the other hand there are the L33t tech freaks who are afraid that if they are subjected to something simple it will fry the Acme Complexity Generation(tm) implants they so recently spent the big bux on...

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  119. OT reply to SIG by Feztaa · · Score: 1

    What the fuck is with "fsck"? Am I the only one who pronounces fsck "fuhsck"?

    Nope, I pronounce it that way, too.

    1. Re:OT reply to SIG by Tukla · · Score: 1

      I pronounce it "scandisk" so my wife knows what the hell it's doing.

  120. Re:Offended: Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > African Americans are statistically less intelligent than other people. You agree?

    No. They're called negroes.

    They're generally/statistically less intelligent than all other human genotypes, regardless if they happen to live in either of the American continents or elsewhere.

  121. Use KIOSK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you heard of KDE's KIOSK mode? The *huge* advantage KDE has over GNOME is that nearly all of KDE can be turned off by the person who installs the system (usually not the grandma)

    I'm sorry, but the stock KDE and GNOME are not grandma-ready. Neither are stock WindowsXP or MacOSX. Or stock classic-MacOS.

    Apple's old AtEase program and KDE's KIOSK mode solve that however.

  122. Re:Summary of what this means for those non-reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... even scan pictures.

    No. Not if you use e.g. the very common scanner I bought from the Big Linux-friendly Company called HP, that dominates the SOHO scanner market.

    I don't even dare to think about how much less than nothing that I would have been able to use a scanner in Linux/SANE if I had bought one from another, less Linux-friendly company... :P

  123. depressing... by zpok · · Score: 1

    You all still got grandma's.
    Mine died just a few weeks ago. Never in her life touched a computer, same as my granddad (rip).
    I wouldn't ever have put linux in front of them, or any other system. There was not a thing they'd want to do they couldn't do with a telephone, pen, paper, bicycle and post-office. And for gossip, the local card club was plenty enough, no need for the www either...

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  124. Suited for corporate environment for same reasons by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Yes, that is an example of why Linux is perfectly suited for grandparents for much the same reasons that it is so well suited for the corporate environment.

    Grandmas don't typically install/uninstall things, buy new hardware or software, upgrade their drivers, but when they do their IT staff (children or grandchildren) take care of it. It would be assinine to expect everyone in the world to become amateur sysadmins, most people just want to use their computer not fiddle with it.

    Linux provides a rock solid, easy to use system to check e-mail, surf the web, write letters or balance the check book. If major changes in functionality are needed, then call in the IT support (grandkids, etc.). Many issues can be handled remotely via SSH.

    OS X is another low maintenance option.

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  125. The blistering pace of progress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 20 years time you'll be lucky if we've got as far as Perl 8...

  126. s/Panther/Jaguar by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the typo! I do realize, of course, that Panther is not officially supported on the beige G3.

    Darn codenames. I guess I should use 10.2, 10.3, etc.

  127. The wife learns on AmigaOS, Debian, & OSX.10.3 by vortexau · · Score: 1

    I've been able to get my wife varying amounts of usability with 3 different systems.

    Firstly while she was Honorary Secretary for a sports club, I partialy got her up-to-speed on wordprocessing and vector graphics with AmigaOS3.1 mostly.

    More recently, after I got her conversant with web browsing on Debian PPC with the KDE desktop - I created her own account there.

    After much trouble with the lack of graphics quality on an ancient PCI Graphics card equipped Win CE box, I talked her into acquiring a base-level eMac which she's using to web-browse, download (and edit) digital photos, and printout hardcopy photos. I want to upgrade that Mac's memory and replace the mouse with a two-button job though she likes the appearance of the standard eMac Mouse!

    More recently (yesterday) I've been trying to get her to understand the difference between Googling via text-terms, and via picture-names. My wife has painted in oils for the last three years, and I'm encouraging her to become more proficient in using the web for reference & communications.
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  128. Spatial browser ... been DONE on AmigaOS! by vortexau · · Score: 1

    As it has LONG been "done" on AmigaOS . . .
    More recent versions allowed the Parent Windows to close by holding down the RH Amiga key!

    What I hadn't found on a similar system (like the Mac) was the possibility to 'Snapshot' the position of the folders to keep them where you position them. Actually, on AmigaOS Folders are called Drawers. . . but in real life Folders and Files are often stored in Drawers.
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  129. Re:Question Half Hour for Reload by spockman · · Score: 1

    Funny but it only took a half hour for a friend to reload from scratch her system and with no assistance from me except the 5 minute phone call. Amazing what a Ghost boot CD can do! I always make a image for anyone that I helped setup, because sooner or later they will do something to the system, so 5 minute call, tell them to put the 'magic' cd in and whalaa they are back in business in half hour.