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  1. Re:"The internet has confirmed it" on TV Viewers' Average Age Hits 50 · · Score: 4, Funny

    From what I hear, claim to be a Nigerian prince works just fine?

  2. Re:Slaughterhouse Cases on PC Repair In Texas Now Requires a PI License · · Score: 1

    So, do plumbers need a PI license in addition to a plumbing license? After all, what if they come across a dead body stuffed under the sink!

  3. Re:Slaughterhouse Cases on PC Repair In Texas Now Requires a PI License · · Score: 1

    In my opinion a moral society in which people can do what they want with their money is desirable to a morally corrupt society where everything goes as long as you're paying extortion money to the liberal government.

    I agree. Your username, which is an anagram for "latex", designates you as a morally corrupt deviant. Please wait while the morality police arrests you for the good of society.

  4. Re:Some data 4 U on OMG Did U C What U R Paying 4 Texting? · · Score: 1

    Another option is to sign up for one of the zillions of plans that offer unlimited texting. Probably something like that for downloading as well, haven't checked.

  5. Re:I hated buying textbooks.. on Expensive Books Inspire P2P Textbook Downloads · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When returning books: Find the UPC of the "New" edition, slap it on your old edition and return it. Do it during the highest rush when the checkers in are just trying to get through everyone. I think I would net around $100 a semester buying $5 books and returning them for $30. Screw you book store.

    Don't you mean "Screw you poor student who later bought this book and didn't realize the problem until it's too late"?

  6. Re:No, it's the work of a Piccinini on UK Approves Human-Pig Embryo Stem-Cell Harvest · · Score: 1

    Ack, my eyes!!!!! Seriously, some warning should accompany that......

  7. Re:The biggest exploit for any system on No-Fail Identity Theft – Live and In Person · · Score: 4, Funny

    The solutions is simple then - remove the human element.

  8. Re:illegal acts to find illegal acts? on FBI Illegally Tapped Phone Phreaks In 1969 · · Score: 1

    Funny... "illegal wiretapping" of an illegal activity on the phone wires. There's an irony in here somewhere.

    "If you can't beat them, join them"?

  9. Re:What's the problem? on Roundest Object In the World Created · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that we do not, in fact, know the atomic weight of Silicon to a precise enough degree?

  10. Re:I don't understand "fake art" on Nuclear Explosions Key To Spotting Fake Art · · Score: 1

    If I was a fan of George Lucas, which I'm not, I'd rather have a conversation (by email, in person, whatever) instead of a signature.

    Then you wouldn't care that the person you're conversing is actually a secretary who knows how the famous person in question would respond to your queries.

  11. Re:Extremely dangerous on Where To Draw the Line With Embryo Selection? · · Score: 1

    You have it wrong. This isn't someone tinkering with your genes and determining what you look like. If they don't like the genes of your embryo, it won't be used and there will be no "you" to be controlled. If they like the genes, it's business as usual. It's not selecting a person's eye color, it's selecting the embryo with the desired eye color.

  12. Re:Wrong question on Where To Draw the Line With Embryo Selection? · · Score: 1

    The real dilemna will come when children with genetic problems start suing there obstetricians - or parents - for "wrongful birth" or "wrongful life".

    Seems to me that righting the wrong here would be simple enough.

  13. Re:I don't understand "fake art" on Nuclear Explosions Key To Spotting Fake Art · · Score: 1

    So you won't care that the George Lucas-autographed Boba Fett do^H^Haction figure you paid $20,000 for and keep on display above your bed is a fake made (and signed) in China?

  14. Re:Imagine a million highschooled controlled nanob on A Video Game To Teach AP Level Immunology · · Score: 1

    When you die, can I play?

    -Gaz

  15. Re:I don't understand on Harvard Study Questions "Long Tail" Theory · · Score: 1

    Really, copyright now is more about the accountants' abject fear that someone else is making money and not them.

    Don't you mean lawyers' ajbect fear?

  16. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? on North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September? · · Score: 1

    Or, go back and major in maths. You get all the jokes!

    No, you get the binary code of the characters of the words of the jokes. Gotta do some applying to get to get it to make any sense....

  17. Re:Not surprised on Surprisingly Few People Collect On GTA Hot Coffee · · Score: 1

    From what I hear, the cretins are also cloning and feeding. And I want a TV, god dammit!

  18. Re:missing link on Why the Cloud Cannot Obscure the Scientific Method · · Score: 3, Funny

    What, you mean I can't just google for "unified field theory" and get the right answer? Why does the universe have to be so hard?????

  19. Re:Apples and Oranges on Japan Imposes "Fine On Fat" · · Score: 1

    Just like you can control homosexuality?

  20. Re:Well, two things come to mind on Man Selling His Life On eBay · · Score: 1

    Myself, I'd rather keep living.

  21. How the hell are obscenity laws still there? on Google Trends vs. Community Standards On Obscenity · · Score: 1

    You'd think they'd've been struck down a long time ago. But I guess that'd give the Supreme Court too much common sense credit....

  22. Re:"Think of the dinosaurs" on Why the LHC Won't Destroy the World · · Score: 1

    You, yourself, appeal to probability all the time in your everyday life. When you cross the road or drive a car you do this because you think the probability of being killed in an accident is low, when you fly somewhere you do so because you think that the probability of the plane crashing is low etc. etc.

    If scientists had a tendency of performing experiments that have the same probability of destroying the Earth as I have of getting run over by a car, I'd be in favor of banning all scientific research.

  23. Re:Huh? on Why the LHC Won't Destroy the World · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We know very well that certain things will not happen; like destroying the earth. The experiment to be performed is performed regularly by random cosmic rays in the atmosphere.

    Not quite. From what I've read, the LHC would create more-or-less stationary black holes, which if they don't evaporate, would bounce back and forth through the earth, eventually settling in the core. The cosmic ray collisions would create micro black holes traveling at high velocities, which would could go straight through the earth and out the other side, without being much affected by the planet's gravitational pull and not getting the chance to do any real damage. The article states that if this happened, then surely there'd be no old neutron stars in the universe (since, unlike the Earth, a neutron star would have enough mass to capture a high-velocity micro black hole.) I don't find that reasoning too comfortable.

  24. Re:Huh? on Why the LHC Won't Destroy the World · · Score: 1

    For all we know there could have been far more neutron stars which have been devoured by such micro black holes. The argument seems to be similar to "I know your gun won't hurt me because I've seen old bullet proof vests not ridden with bullets). Or it may take longer for a micro black hole to devour a neutron star than we think, in which case all these "sufficiently old" neutron stars would be pretty hollow by now.

  25. Huh? on Why the LHC Won't Destroy the World · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Everything that will be created at the LHC is already being created by cosmic rays.

    In theory.

    If a black hole created by the LHC is interactive enough to destroy the world within the lifetime of the sun, similar black holes are already being created by cosmic rays.

    In theory.

    Such black holes would be stopped by dense cosmic objects (neutron stars and white dwarfs). A black hole stopped in one of these objects would eventually absorb it. We see sufficiently old neutron stars in the sky, thus any black hole that could be created at the LHC, even if it is stable, would have no effect on the earth on any meaningful timescale.

    See above two "in theories".