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Google Trends vs. Community Standards On Obscenity

circletimessquare writes "Google Trends is being used in a novel way in a pornography trial in Florida. Under a 1973 Supreme Court ruling, 'contemporary community standards' may be used as a yardstick for judging material as unprotected obscenity. This is a very subjective judgment, and so Lawrence Walters, a defense lawyer for Clinton Raymond McCowen, is using Google Trends to show that, in the privacy of their own homes, more people in Pensacola (the only city in the court's jurisdiction that is large enough to be singled out in the service's data) are interested in 'orgy' than "apple pie'."

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  1. Petard, meet hoist. by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is awesome.

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    1. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by FredFredrickson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the state that I live (NH), obscene is defined by anything that most likely would cause "affront or alarm." This, of course, leaves a lot for interpretation. My new hair cut could be considered obscene.

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with? Is it neccessary for society to function? Is it important to have a line drawn somewhere, for fear that if the line gets pushed, even more extreme things may become the norm? (Killing babies, public self mutiliation, goatse)?

      I, of course, don't support public obscenities and indecencies- it's just plainly wrong to do some things in public. But then I try to think why it is, and can't seem to find a good answer. Is it because that's how I was brought up, and that's how I learned it should be?

      There are a lot of things that I learned as I grew up that don't actually make sense. Is it possible that some things are just the way we've always done it, and that's why it shouldn't change? My parents spoon fed me loads of crap, how am I supposed to seperate the truth (shouldn't run around naked in public) from all the lies (go to church or you'll go to hell)?

      As an interesting side note, if he really wants to make a point, he should add a new term to the trends- Google Trends. (Additionally, he shouldn't have public news like this- people will skew the trends when they find out about it.

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    2. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Potor · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not really. FTA:

      The Google service does, however, show the relative strength of many mainstream queries in Pensacola: "Nascar," "surfing" and "Nintendo" all beat "orgy."

      Lawyers can select any word combination that is helpful to them. Nothing here more than a new way to load an argument.

    3. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the state that I live (NH), obscene is defined by anything that most likely would cause "affront or alarm." This, of course, leaves a lot for interpretation. My new hair cut could be considered obscene. What? Do you have a penis and balls shaved onto the top of your head? Next time don't pass out drunk at a party, lightweight.
    4. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Machtyn · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with?

      Because it is such a private and special act, despite the act having been demeaned over the past 60+ years. And that's the problem. Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. When you put that on public display, the act is reduced to a trite sensuality.

      Nudity is slightly different. Depending on the subject matter it is usually to be demeaning the topic (usually females) or to create a sensuality in the observer that may create conflict in that person's personal life. Certainly, in the Judeo-Christian value system that Europe and the US was brought up in, we were taught that once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on - to be in public without clothes on is an affront to modesty and morality.

      While I realize this is not a popular opinion, I'm not going to hide behind AC on this one.

    5. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good call, and holy crap I added another word and it completely outstrips them all by like 10 fold LOL.

      Google-Trends

    6. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by mo^ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. Citation please. my high-school biology seemed t indicate it was for procreation. I can find nothing to indicate that the point of fucking is to be private.

      Do you censure fish who conduct the act of procreation on a mass scale in front of other fish?

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    7. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans will always be naturally affronted by pretty much arbitrary stuff. If you're making a statement and you for some reason feel it's especially important to go around nude or something, then go ahead (if you're willing to live with the consequences). On the other hand, lots of people seem to think it's especially cool or funny to offend people with everything from religion bashing to foul language, just because they think it's amusing seeing other people get offended. These people, in real life as on the net, are to be considered trolls and griefers.

      Short answer: Don't go around offending people unless you are actually have a good reason for doing it, even if there's not really any logical reason they should be offended in the first place.

    8. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by mantissa128 · · Score: 1

      if the line gets pushed, even more extreme things may become the norm? (Killing babies, public self mutiliation, goatse)?
      I agree that obscenity laws make no sense. This part of your comment made me uneasy, though.

      A popular imageboard I frequent has definitely inured me to the 'extreme things' you mention, and more. For the most part, I'm no longer shocked by these images, and I am uncertain what to think about that. I feel less oppressed by subjects I formerly found unpalatable. At the same time, I find I still have a strong repugnance for certain images, such as animal torture. I feel I have explored uncertain places in myself and come away with a stronger sense of my own morality.

      Still - how would this jury react to such extreme images? For us who may be inured, how do we react to the jury's sense of shock? Are ordinary folks just the newfags of the internet age? While I don't accept obscenity laws, I can see where they're coming from. I don't know what the answer is, if there is one.

      What do you think about this?
    9. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PakProtector · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. When you put that on public display, the act is reduced to a trite sensuality.

      Says who? Last time I checked, there were thre reasons for doing something in private: You believe the world has no right to know your private affairs, or you're ashamed of what you're doing, or you fear the repercussions of your action.

      Last time I check, Sexual Intercourse was a natural biological function that had nothing to do with mutual love or regard. It can have those qualities, but those are not inherent in the act itself.

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    10. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by jefu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.

      Interesting statement. "meant" - by whom? Who says it should be performed in private (except people nowadays)?

      You're assuming quite a bit, I suspect. I, on the other hand, know for sure that the FSM meant for sexual intercourse to be performed in large tubs of grated parmesan cheese by dozens of people at once.

    11. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Nursie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "...intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other..."

      That's your interpretation. It's not everyone's by any means.

      Ask most men in their early 20s and you'll find that intercourse is an act performed wherever and whenever they can get away with it with whoever is looking good that day.

      Ask a lot of young women of today and they'll tell you much the same (though probably a little less extreme).

      Ask polyamourists, swingers, exhibitionists etc, you'll get a different answer every time.

      What's "meant to be", that depends on who you ask. To me it sounds like a religious proclamation.

      this is not to say I want to see fat people screwing in the streets, just that not everyone thinks the way you do.

    12. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by tgd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I, of course, don't support public obscenities and indecencies- it's just plainly wrong to do some things in public. I disagree. What you think is wrong is an opinion and you should explicitly have no right to influence the behavior of others, where that behavior isn't causing *demonstrable* harm to others, on the basis of your opinion.

      My parents spoon fed me loads of crap, how am I supposed to seperate the truth (shouldn't run around naked in public) from all the lies (go to church or you'll go to hell)? And there's the problem. You're assuming that there's some inherent truth to a claim that people shouldn't be running around naked in public -- when there's pretty substantial evidence from cultures going back to pre-history that there's not a bit of problem with it at all.

      This is why your opinion (or anyone's -- I'm not picking on you) should be explicitly disallowed when defining what behavior is acceptable. Prove its causing harm to others in a way that others can't choose to avoid it, or learn to deal with it. You may personally believe you don't want to see others walking around naked (and based on the current obesity epidemic in the US, you're probably right), but if it really bothers you then you can avoid going into those public places. You have no inherent right to be comfortable outside of your home.
       

    13. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bickerdyke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with? Because it is such a private and special act, despite the act having been demeaned over the past 60+ years. And that's the problem. Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. When you put that on public display, the act is reduced to a trite sensuality. And now go and tell that to the Bonobos! :-) You may be right with the last 60+ years, but if you think back say 1000 years, with at least one peasant family living in a crowded hut. If it were *that* private back then, mankind wouldnt have survived till now. Someone here has any clue when it became a private act in the first place? Had to be some time after our anchestors descended from the trees.
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    14. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with? Simple answer: They don't make the rich richer.

      Suppressed sexual energy can be canalized for profit.

      Is it possible that some things are just the way we've always done it, and that's why it shouldn't change? That's what conservatism is all about.
      Except that it isn't even that things have always been like that, just that they are perceived that way. Take the pledge of allegiance, "under god" was added LONG after it was first uttered, but conservatives want to keep it because this is the version they heard first, so they assume it's how it always was. They oppose change because it's different from what they were told was right, therefore it must be wrong.
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    15. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'll hide as an AC!

      What you are saying is that nudity is taboo and you note the reason is because the fiction novel, The Bible, says so. Not all societies felt that removing clothing is an affront to modesty and morality. Christians, Muslims, and Jews seem to be the ones that have the hard time with this area. Perhaps you should self-reflect over whether the supposed affront to modesty and morality is due to fairy tales (religions) or an actual requirement for good human social relations. Considering that for most of the last 100,000 years that humans have worn barely more than sheepskins (if they were lucky), I'd say that the later reason is unlikely. I'd say that clothing resulted from our need to protect ourselves from our environment, not from each other.

    16. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Mortice · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree with your first paragraph, even if it's not a popular opinion. In spite of all of the arguments from biology - that it's a natural function of living, all animals do it in some shape or form, etc. - it's obvious to me that sex has a special place in human thought and society, and that a large part of the apparatus of modern society depends upon us acting contrary to our animal urges.

      On the other hand, I disagree with your second paragraph. You identify two possible intentions for the portrayal of people in the nude (and I question how common the first is as a primary intention - it is undoubtedly a common consequence), but not a great many others. Michaelangelo's David is nude, but not in order to demean the subject or to titillate the observer. The same could be said for a great many works of art and photography.

    17. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Danse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because it is such a private and special act, despite the act having been demeaned over the past 60+ years. And that's the problem. Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. When you put that on public display, the act is reduced to a trite sensuality. Whole lot of preconceived notions and assumptions in that paragraph. The indoctrination goes deeper than you may believe. Who says it should always be private, or particularly special? Who says it should only be with someone you love and care deeply for? Why do you consider sensuality to be trite?
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    18. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with? Is it neccessary for society to function? Is it important to have a line drawn somewhere, for fear that if the line gets pushed, even more extreme things may become the norm? No. To control a society through fear (of terrorism, eternal damnation, or whatever the meme of the day is) you need to make sure that said fear is present at all times.

      Sexuality is an excellent choice for a religion-dominated control-through-fear approach. It's one of the strongest natural drives, but contrary to hunger, thirst or the opposite bodily functions, you can actually suppress it for a long time. Thus you can have "good" examples to tell all the normal people that they are abnormal, evil, and will certainly go to hell unless... and the unless is what puts you in power.

      Worked in Europe for almost two thousand years. In some more primitive parts of the world, including certain regions of Europe and the US, it still works quite well.

      It is precisely because nudity and sex are such normal and natural things that they are made taboo.

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    19. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey assholes, don't mod down people just because they have a different opinion than you.

      Pull your heads out of your asses. For supposed pro-choice, pro-freedom of speech slashdot users you sure are a bunch of whiney pussies when someone disagrees with you. How quickly you turn into the gestapo when someone goes against your group think.

      Someone needs to meta-moderate whoever did that into oblivion.

    20. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's all about laws of cooperation vs. laws of morality, to use some terms a friend of mine coined (or at least introduced me to).

      Certain laws (or rules in general) are required for society to function: for example, the rule that you have to stop at a red traffic light, the rule that says you can't just deprive someone else of their property (or life, limb, liberty or whatever) against their will, and so on. These are laws of cooperation.

      Laws that are enacted to make a person's or group's moral views obligatory are laws of morality; these, in essence, are bad, because they not only restrict others' freedom (something that all laws do) but because they do so NEEDLESSLY (unlike with laws of cooperation, where the restriction is arguably necessary for society to function).

      Bans on pornography, sexual acts between consenting partners etc. are generally laws of morality and therefore wrong.

      To solve your dilemma regarding public obscenities and indecencies, ask yourself whether these bans are necessary for society to work.

    21. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      My parents spoon fed me loads of crap, how am I supposed to seperate the truth (shouldn't run around naked in public) from all the lies (go to church or you'll go to hell)? Interesting. I'm not sure why running around naked in public is a bad thing. You might get a cold, but no worse that if you go running around in swimming trunks. Maybe because there's a risk of snagging yourself on something?
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    22. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Last time I check, Sexual Intercourse was a natural biological function that had nothing to do with mutual love or regard. I'd guess it's been quite a while since you checked? There may be a reason for that.
    23. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because [sex] is such a private and special act...

      Um, no. Sex is not particularly special, the majority of adults have had it. It's considered private in our culture, but in other cultures a couple living in a one room hut with a couple of kids will think nothing of getting it on while the kids are there.

      (Sex with someone you love is, hopefully, a special thing. But then, going out to dinner with someone you love is, hopefully, a special thing - it's the "with someone you love" that makes it special, not the act itself.)

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.

      Sexual intercourse is "meant" to be an act performed to make more members of the screwing couple's species. Anything additional is a social or psychological construct. Which doesn't mean that adding to it is good or bad - but seeking "meaning" in biology is not a useful endeavor.

      Certainly, in the Judeo-Christian value system that Europe and the US was brought up in, we were taught that once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on - to be in public without clothes on is an affront to modesty and morality.

      Ancient Hebrew mythology about talking snakes, magical trees, and why all the problems in the world are the fault of a woman, is not a good reason for pointing guns at people and locking them in cages if they step outside with no clothes on.

      Any purported system of morality that claims public nudity to be immoral has left any vestige of rationality behind. Hundreds of people have seen me naked (at events like this and this and this) and no one has been harmed.

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    24. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by herring0 · · Score: 1
      Too bad this isn't in Gainesville...at least the lawyers there would have an interesting choice.

      According to this pair presumably the students at UF are at least as interested in goatse as apple pie.

      Strange college kids hehe

    25. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hojima · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I do agree with your views on sex and nudity. I'll go even further to say that it is very wrong to live a promiscuous lifestyle (for which there are many reasons). But to impose your morals on someone else and restrict freedom is probably the greatest crime. The problem that people don't realize is that the law exists to keep a society running. Society then exists to keep morals themselves in check. Don't like what one society believes, then move. But distributing such judgment on a large scale wont let you move to stay happy. That's why I believe much more in state government. There should be some cities that allow drug use, nudism, etc. However, a system that allows political experimentation is a long way from happening with the whole of governments acting like some uptight monarchy. If I were more into politics than science, I would start some movement to have these restrained minorities unite on some website and plan to move in mass to desolate areas where their vote counts heavily. However that is one arduous process that I hope someone else takes on.

    26. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      There are those of us who seek to rule our own emotional responses to things so that we may act reasonably, and then there are those who are ruled by their own emotional responses to things so much that they cannot act reasonably.

      It's all about deciding whether you want to have free will or not.

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    27. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Ravon+Rodriguez · · Score: 1
      Certainly, in the Judeo-Christian value system that Europe and the US was brought up in, we were taught that once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on - to be in public without clothes on is an affront to modesty and morality.

      And that's basically it in a nutshell. We live in a country where the people get to decide what's legal and illegal (mostly), and the people are, for the most part, Christian. If we lived in a world free of religion, chances are sex and nudity would as blase as they are in the rest of the animal kingdom.

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    28. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by James+McP · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You forgot the 4th reason people crave privacy: safety.

      People involved in the act tend to be focused on what they're doing, or at least distracted. That puts you at risk for outside threats and our instincts are to do risky things in safe environments.

      Some part of the brain starts yelling "Hey, you are very exposed right now!" and it has a very visceral impact on the person depending on their mindset. The sensations range from a thrill (for the exhibitionist) to anxiety ("normal" people) all the way to psyche scarring shame (for the repressed).

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    29. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Shoten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First off, let me say that I admire your stance on not posting as Anonymous Coward. I wish more people would associate themselves with their views when they know that they're saying something that will be unpopular.

      Okay...I'm not sure where sexual acts have been demeaned for 60+ years. Depending on the threshold for "demean," it's either been 10+ years or 3500+ years (when you consider that the "+" is not like a price bid on "The Price is Right," so that you've got the best guess as long as you don't go over the real number). If you're referring to the prevalence of pornography on the Internet, and the explosion of variety that can be found there, then I'd go with the lower number. If you're talking about pornography in general, including group sex, homosexual acts or even acts with humans and animals together, then I'd go with the latter. There are depictions of sexual acts going back to ancient Chinese dynasties and even before that would certainly be considered more extreme than what is being put forth on trial here.

      The real question in my mind is this: if civilizations have been depicting sexual activity for thousands of years, then what's the problem? Last I saw, every aspect of mankind has managed to advance during that time...what's the problem that some people are claiming exists?

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    30. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Robert1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Meant by society. There are societal norms present in every culture. Its not so much 'meant' as it is 'what is expected or regular.'

      Culturally it's 'regular' or 'expected' that two people have sex alone or privately. I don't think society as a whole believes that 'sexual intercourse to be performed in large tubs of grated parmesan cheese by dozens of people at once' is regular.

      Granted, I don't think either choice should be regulated, but I think its naive of you to believe that there is no relative consensus about things like this in every society. That is to say, that society does not perceive 'sex as a private act between two people' and 'cheese orgy' as equally palatable (pun unintended) or socially acceptable.

    31. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Nushio · · Score: 1

      I, of course, don't support public obscenities and indecencies- it's just plainly wrong to do some things in public. But then I try to think why it is, and can't seem to find a good answer. Is it because that's how I was brought up, and that's how I learned it should be?

      I bet you also don't take a crap in public, you do it in the privacy of a bathroom stall.

      It's the same logic. Some things aren't meant to be done in public, like picking your nose, for instance.
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    32. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Evanisincontrol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.

      What do you mean "meant to"? As far as I know, the only thing sex is "meant to" do is allow for continuation of a species and to pass genes. The only time sex has any kind of emotion attached to it is when YOU attach it yourself. Sex by itself cannot have any special meaning unless you intentionally interpret it as such.

      That being said, your interpretation of sex should have nothing to do with mine. Obviously there are conflicts -- i.e. if my interpretation of sex is "I get to rape anyone I want including Mactyn", then there's an issue we need to work out. However, me walking around naked (though I don't) should not directly impact you. If you let my public nudity change your own interpretation of sex, that is your problem, not mine.

      Certainly, in the Judeo-Christian value system that Europe and the US was brought up in, we were taught that once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on - to be in public without clothes on is an affront to modesty and morality. Didn't those two little harlots get kicked out of heaven for that?
    33. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I've struggled with similar problems- even a few times stumbling upon accidental cp, and suddenly I get an uneasy feeling that:

      1. I'm afraid nothing will remain sacred. If increasingly shocking things become normal, I will become desensitized. Am I basing my sense of morality on my ability to become shocked or disturbed? Possibly...

      2. The party van will get me. I'm not trying to view CP, but it pops up (if you're talking about the same certain site I am, and I think you are). I quickly report those images and stop viewing for a while. I'm pretty sure I'm safe. But these things happen and I'm less likely to go back each time.

      3. I make it a point not to dwell on things that should bother me, so as not to become tolerant, but again, I'm not sure why. The fact that people in general get offended by arbitrary things is surprising. I think people take everything too seriously. But maybe i'm just numb myself.

      I tend to get in to philosophical debates with myself, and it never ends well, because in the end there needs to be a meaning, and utilizing logic and reason leaves you with very little with that.

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    34. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      have you ever read anything about the romans? private and special act what a load of bollocks.

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    35. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you can see that I was arguing a point that I personally didn't agree with. It was just a bit of insight on my own thought process. I don't believe there exists an inherent truth, or that my opinion (or my parents) should be taken as one.

      I'm merely commenting on the state of society, their thought process, and my struggle with my own though process given to me by society.

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    36. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Draek · · Score: 1

      he question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with?

      Because inmature people may be tempted to practice them before comprehending the full ramifications of such acts, and a world filled with 16-years-old parents who can't even take care of themselves, let alone a newborn, isn't something we want.

      Yeah, hasn't really worked so far, but that *was* the intention.

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    37. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by torkus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is great - in theory (i'd spend +mod points if I had) and I wish reality matched up.

      Unfortunately in the USA people seem to feel they deserve to be comfortable, protected, and coddled anywhere and everywhere they go. How about the FCC complaints about radio (much less TV) in the past few years? Seriously, turn it off or just change the station. Instead, certain people feel the need to impose their own moral views on the greater population.

      As far as 'truths' - some people would emphatically argue that !church == hell *IS* 100% true. Those same people would probably also suggest that walking around nude would land you in hell as well. What it comes down to is your beliefs are your own. If they work for you, that's great. Just don't try to impose them on anyone else because, honestly, as strongly as you feel about them there's someone who feels just as strongly opposite them.

      Wasn't the USA supposed to be the land of freedom? Tolerance? Well that's the theory I suppose but the vast majority of laws seem to either 1) protect you from yourself (seatbelt or helmet laws) or 2) force you to live your life according to someone else's moral standards - which can vary *greatly* between individual states anyway (e.g. age of consent varies from 14 to 18 if memory serves).

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    38. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PakProtector · · Score: 2, Informative

      I include that in the 'repercussions of my actions' category.

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    39. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. When you put that on public display, the act is reduced to a trite sensuality Never have I met man in more dire need of spending an evening browsing 4chan.
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    40. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by torkus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually you made a very interesting comparison.

      Religion to terrorism. Not only do they go hand-in-hand often enough but they seem to operate on very similar principles.

      Terrorism - we hurt you with whatever means we have because you disagree with our views or don't follow our way of life.

      Religion - we threaten eternal damnation, expulsion from the community, and whatever else we can imply/coerce (and corporal/capital punishment particularly in older times) if you don't follow our views and ways of life.

      So yeah...

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    41. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Well, at least legally, it's not a good idea right now. That doesn't touch the basis of the rules, but at least it gives me a foundation that will keep me out of jail..?

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    42. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Amouth · · Score: 1

      "once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on - to be in public without clothes on is an affront to modesty and morality."

      so in that view.. before they ate the apple... god is a perv?

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    43. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by torkus · · Score: 1

      To follow your example...the fish generally don't pretend to procreate for pleasure and no one objects when they DO procreate. So maybe the problem is people should only have sex in public if they intend to sucessfully procreate.

      How about that? It's just nature we're talking about now. Is that obscene? :)

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    44. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      hehe, oh the irony!

      the "think of the children" crowd is one of the biggest supporters of the taboo on public nudity. in doing so, they're supporting the porn and prostitution industries... brilliant!

      i love this one, i truly do...

    45. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by ePhil_One · · Score: 1

      And there's the problem. You're assuming that there's some inherent truth to a claim that people shouldn't be running around naked in public -- when there's pretty substantial evidence from cultures going back to pre-history that there's not a bit of problem with it at all. Seeing as most Americans descend from Europeans, there is a prehistoric problem with it, namely idiot cro-magnons that did so died of exposure during the winter. So along with a genetic ability to handle our alcohol, fight livestock derived diseases, and digest animal milk, we also inherited an understanding that running around naked isn't a good plan. Don't find many eskimos procreating in the great out doors, do you?

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    46. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PoliTech · · Score: 1
      "Hundreds of people have seen me naked ... and no one has been harmed."

      Fat wrinkled naked old hippies!

      Oh God my EYES!!!

      Seriously, the mental image alone is harm enough. Put your cloths back on, no one should be subjected to seeing your wrinkly old hippy arse.

    47. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by TractorBarry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with?

      Because the sex instinct is one of the most powerful forces at work in an individuals psyche. Control that and you can (to a large degree) control the individual.

      Why do you think we have societies which encourage widespread sexual repression but which advertise most goods with unsubtle hints about how their possession will get you more sex ?

      Why do you think that the people who make the most fuss about nudity, sex, other people enjoying themselves etc. always seem to turn out to have the strangest personal fetishes etc. etc. ?

      If people were getting more sex they wouldn't be so tensed up, they wouldn't be so paranoid/obsessed with what other people are doing (i.e. how much sex they're getting), they wouldn't buy so much unnecessary crap and we'd generally have a happier human population.

      "The word of Sin is Restriction. O man! refuse not thy wife, if she will! O lover, if thou wilt, depart! There is no bond that can unite the divided but love: all else is a curse. Accursed! Accursed be it to the aeons! Hell."

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    48. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bob.appleyard · · Score: 2, Informative

      You could use Genesis as a post-facto justification, but that's not the only interpretation you could give, and it doesn't actually explain why privacy didn't become a concern with conversion, but emerged later.

      The assumption of privacy (with regards to sex and sleeping and stuff) in Christendom is more a result of the Little Ice Age than of any inherent moral concerns. During the Medieval Warm Period, there was a big hall where the lord and his maintainers all just slept together in. There was a fire in the middle, and it wafted out of the door. Privacy just wasn't an issue. When the winters got colder, you needed to close that door to kill the draft. This meant that chimneys needed to be invented, and beds needed some insulation, leading to four-poster beds, houses that were commonly more than one floor, and , ultimately, the assumption of privacy when sleeping.

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    49. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by damburger · · Score: 1

      Judeo-Christian value system? Is that you Bill O'Reilly?

      If I keep hearing about these Judeo-Christian values I am force to abide by despite being an atheist, I am going to start smacking the crap out of some Judeo-Christians.

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    50. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by mdozturk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Certainly, in the Judeo-Christian value system that Europe and the US was brought up in, we were taught that once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on - to be in public without clothes on is an affront to modesty and morality.

      Europe?!? I take it you never went to the Sauna in Finland. Even in Turkey you can go topless at any beach. Only in the US will you be thrown in jail for showing your bare breasts.

    51. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If we lived in a world free of religion, chances are sex and nudity would as blase as they are in the rest of the animal kingdom.

      Actually I don't believe that. Even in countries like Japan which do not have a Judeo Christian tradition there are taboos about sex and nudity. The fact is, if you're sentient and female sex is a big deal, because it can change your life if you get pregnant. So it's unlikely that women anywhere will be blase about sex because it is very important to them that they have sex with the right man. The right man being one that will support them when they are pregnant, because that is a vulnerable state. And with humans children are helpless for a very long time. Women need someone to protect their kids, and they need a mate to protect them, until those kids are independent. Which is something like 20 years.

      I'd say if you're sentient and male and intelligent sex is a big issue too. Because you want to make sure your kids are able to support their kids. Which require you give them a good start in life. And that takes time and money.

      The fact is that humans are K selectionspecies par excellence. And that makes sex a big deal.

      Actually I think in the absence of some mechanism like genetic memories, you probably need to be a K selection species to spread across the Universe. So if any aliens arrive in starships, I'd expect them not to be blase about sex either. Essentially if they evolved through a Darwinian process like we did, as opposed to some Lamarckian one which allowed genetic memories, the guys that run things will have a small number of offspring and try to get them through the alien equivalent of an Ivy League university

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    52. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by torkus · · Score: 1

      this is not to say I want to see fat people screwing in the streets, just that not everyone thinks the way you do.

      Would you support the human whales to screw in times square anyway? It's certainly not my thing but I don't see the actual harm being done other than potential friction burns for those involved.

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    53. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by redxxx · · Score: 1, Troll

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. Citation please. my high-school biology seemed t indicate it was for procreation. I can find nothing to indicate that the point of fucking is to be private.

      Do you censure fish who conduct the act of procreation on a mass scale in front of other fish?

      God says so. The bible and catholic church say so.

      Without some sort of intelligent designer, it is not all that possible to attribute intent, other than procreation, to intercourse. You can argue that there are benefits to certain types of behavior, but without god you can't attach intent to them.

    54. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by torkus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Michaelangelo's David is nude, but not in order to demean the subject or to titillate the observer

      Prove that. It's not that I entirely disagree but there is a lot of grey area. Many people assume that sexuality needs to be separated from everything else despite it being one of the primal urges. I disagree.

      Why can't David be titillating and art at the same time?

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    55. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.

      That sounds good, but when you say "meant," my bullshit/dogma detector goes off. Meant by who? Is this codified somewhere, perhaps a stone tablet or holy book?

      Choose it, because you prefer it. That's the only good reason. Other reasons just allow you to be manipulated by someone, and words like "meant" are that someone's tools.

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    56. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by umghhh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      it does not really matter whether this is the bible or rule of law. If the society in general does not wish to be confronted with fat people making strange noises than it is so. I do not mind being seen by whoever pervert wants to look through my windows when I do it with my wife, my wife does and that pretty much resolves the issue for us. I suppose the same applies to large groups of people. However the case in question is not about fat bodies making noises in public but about ISP hosting 'obscene' service i.e. most likely you have to log on to see anything or at least you have to click on some link to get there. This makes it different and thus I do not think the courts have anything to say about it as although it is available for t he public it is possible to avoid it if one wants.

      What judge will decide is another thing altogether. They have their own view and possibly this will go all the way to supreme court where it gets treatment 'once and for all'.

    57. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by computational+super · · Score: 1
      Some part of the brain starts yelling "Hey, you are very exposed right now!"

      And therefore we should lock up all the people whose brains don't start yelling that when they're in front of a camera? Logic not holding up here...

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    58. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Radical+Emu · · Score: 1

      The sensations range from a thrill (for the exhibitionist) to anxiety ("normal" people) all the way to psyche scarring shame (for the repressed).

      ...and to 'suddenly busy' (for the policeman walking up behind you)
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    59. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I do not want to see your fat body and this has nothing to do with bible, why should it have?
      Besides what this has to do with the case in question? Pornographic website is something else than waling around naked (and bumping on each other) - I can click my way around without looking if I wish to.
      OTOH If my naighbours start taking sun baths naked I will not be happy. I can understand people being offended by such unaesthetic show of fat meat but I do not care as long this does not cause disruption to my life - crowd of curious people may be disturbing and I will try to remove the reason for a distraction if it disturbs too much.

    60. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Brain-Fu · · Score: 1

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private ...
      we were taught that once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on ...
      While I realize this is not a popular opinion,

      Popular or no, that opinion is religiously biased. In a country that embraces religious freedom, it is not appropriate to legally impose one's own religious teachings upon someone else.

      For example, do you think it would be appropriate for a group of conservative Islam-practicing Americans to propose laws that would require all women, Islamic or no, to keep their faces covered in public? Don't you feel that since you practice a different religion, you should be free to enjoy the moral allowances of that religion (including exposing your face in public, if you are a woman) so long as doing so isn't directly harmful to someone else?

      This kind of moral conflict will always arise when people attempt to legislate their religion. This is exactly why our laws must be based on minimalist secular principles, rather than religious principles. The secular acid test for legality is usually a matter of assessing direct harm. By this principle, for example, forcing children to pose nude does cause them direct harm, so it should be illegal, and such materials should properly be considered obscene, whereas paying consenting adults to do the same thing does not cause such harm, and therefore should be legal.

      So there you have it. I understand that your religious values are important to you, and they should be. But you must in turn understand that your values are not important to everyone else, and they should not be, and you should respect their freedom to live as they choose.

    61. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Technopaladin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whole new meaning for "His Noodley Appendage"

    62. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Mortice · · Score: 1

      There's no reason why it can't be titillating and art at the same time, and there's nothing wrong or uncommon about erotic art. I was making a point about intentions. While I can't prove Michaelangelo's intentions, or those of any other artist, I'd imagine that there are a great many cases in which a nude has been created without the specific intention to titillate, and I'd also imagine that David is one of them.

    63. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Deagol · · Score: 1
      Indeed. However, it *is* a good argument against the "community standards" yardstick. A great example of this strategy was used here in Utah a few years back. This is just a logical progression of that defense by way of more current technology.

      The data mining that the big corps and government love so much can indeed be used against them at times. This is one such case. You can't say, with a straight face, that local community standards are opposed to certain products (porn) when the online record shows that there is thriving consumer base for those products. I hope that this will lead to it being more difficult to pursue obscenity charges in the future, as it's a huge waste of my tax dollars.

    64. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Not to nitpick, but that's a pretty limited rationality for terrorism, and I don't think that the majority of terrorism exists to try to force people into their way of life. On the contrary, for the most part terrorism arises as a result of others trying to force their way of life on people that do not want to have said way of life forced upon them.

      Now religion on the other hand...pretty much spot on.

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    65. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ask a lot of young women of today and they'll tell you much the same (though probably a little less extreme). Ehm, I know single women up to their thirties thinking like this, much like the men. Welcome to the 2000's. :-)
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    66. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by credd144az · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction

      See Fish... Plants are sexual too...

      Our educational system is failing. At least we have Wikipedia.

      I, personally, cannot accept our numbnut overlords.

    67. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bryce4president · · Score: 2

      You are obviously male.

    68. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Are you changing the subject or defending the obscenity laws? If you're trying to defend the law, non sequitir from hell, dude. You're suggesting that we should lock up people who walk around naked because otherwise they'd freeze to death.

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    69. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Not all of the US. Going around topless is perfectly fine here in Austin, for instance, as long as one can do so without causing a disturbance.

    70. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      As an interesting side note, if he really wants to make a point, he should add a new term to the trends- Google Trends [google.com].

      I found a few searches that make orgies seem utterly unpopular.

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    71. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by RobBebop · · Score: 3, Funny

      Citation please. my high-school biology seemed t indicate it was for procreation.

      It is amazing how easily "procreation" and "procrastination" can be confused when you don't have your morning coffee.

      In either case, I agree!

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    72. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Except that an Orgy doesn't have to mean anything sexual or porn.

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    73. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it is usually to be demeaning the topic (usually females) or to create a sensuality in the observer that may create conflict in that person's personal life" -- it sounds just like what the Taliban said about the reasons why women should wear the so-called burqas!

    74. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PachmanP · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whole new meaning for "His Noodley Appendage"
      Actually, there is a body of research that suggests this was the original meaning, but that the faith has been corrupted and twisted with time.
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    75. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Floritard · · Score: 1
    76. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think society as a whole believes that 'sexual intercourse to be performed in large tubs of grated parmesan cheese by dozens of people at once' is regular.

      Depends on which society you're talking about. Some consider that tame, less than regular. Never been to Burning Man, have you?
    77. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with? Those things irritate and disgust the majority of people, who aren't 24hr tripods and such.

      Censorship is about limiting indecency, but when it's regulated then the majority doesn't really decide what's moral. Only the loudest do.

      I for one don't want regulated censorship, I want privacy on my property and recourse in public. If some naked hairy guy is walking down a public street, then I should be able to heckle him or release bees and chase the guy down with a supersoaker full of hot syrup. The fact that there's no effective legal recourse when other people are offensive is most of the problem.

      I say, eliminate censorship and make it legal to relase the rabid trolls on people that break what used to be laws. Have cops revoke some public rights when people are publicly indecent. Give them a two minute head start. Set up a couple safety rules and turn the whole thing into a freaky game. They'd love that.

      Okay, so maybe it wont work perfectly.

    78. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with? Two reasons:
      Most people are ugly.
      I don't want to accidentally step in your "aftersex" juices.

      What you do in your own home is fine. Hell, you should even be able to sell it to consenting adults if you want. But if I'm walking around in public and catch sight of a giant dong you are damn right I'm going to be upset!

    79. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by johnny+cashed · · Score: 2, Funny

      You heard it here, from "Mr. Slippery".

    80. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

      Because it is such a private and special act...

      Oh, who says?

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.

      Where is the official manual where this is proscribed? I've never seen it.

      When you put that on public display, the act is reduced to a trite sensuality.

      So?

      Nudity is slightly different. Depending on the subject matter it is usually to be demeaning the topic (usually females) or to create a sensuality in the observer that may create conflict in that person's personal life. Certainly, in the Judeo-Christian value system that Europe and the US was brought up in, we were taught that once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on - to be in public without clothes on is an affront to modesty and morality.

      Nonsense!

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    81. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Josuah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To follow your example...the fish generally don't pretend to procreate for pleasure and no one objects when they DO procreate.

      There's evidence suggesting that fish do have sex for reasons other than procreation. Whether this be pleasure (fish can feel pain--I submit that if a creature can feel pain they can feel pleasure), or for other social reasons (see the paragraph about bonobos using sex to relieve tension), or to establish dominance (which I would argue the other animals aren't too happy about) the fact remains that human mores about sex appear to run counter to the rest of nature.

    82. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Prove that.

      Without a mind reader, of course nobody can *prove* what Michelangelo's intentions were. But just look at the proportions of the sculpture -- the penis and testicles are very small, and the head and hands are dramatically enlarged. It's clear where your eyes (and attentions) are supposed to go, and it isn't to the genitals. Having tiny genitals was pretty common in his work, precisely because he was a naturalist enough not to go around adding stupid fig leaves where they didn't make sense, but he certainly wasn't trying to make anything sexually stimulating (or even sexually interesting -- I don't think I've ever met or read of anyone who found Michelangelo's women to be exciting in any way, though they were beautiful from an artistic point of view).

      As an artist who does nudes I can say, in my experience and working with others, it's pretty unusual for an artist to intend to titillate (outside of obvious personal or commercial realms). It's not that sexuality is separate from art, it's that usually the artistic goal of anything well-known is to represent that beauty can be separate from sexuality. It's precisely the notion that nudity=sexuality that many major artists from the past few hundred years have been fighting against.

      Not that i think you disagree or don't understand this (it seems clear from your tone you're being a Devil's Advocate).

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    83. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm,

      That is interesting reasoning however, you have completely avoided the fact that we have managed to disconnect reproduction from sex?

      So afaict by YOUR very reasoning, sex should no longer be a "Big Issue" because it can now be practiced without needing to be concerned for the
      needs of offspring because they are only conceived when they are wanted and or ready for.

    84. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't know where the line should be drawn or even if there should be a line, frankly but I don't really want to see that...

    85. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anal beats them all...

    86. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Michelangelo was copy Greek style. In Greek style, large male gentiles were considered unbecoming; in fact it was the guys with the bigger ones that were made fun of back then.

      Look it up; its amazing the amounts of stupid shit you learn in a liberal arts degree..

    87. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by torkus · · Score: 1

      Most people wouldn't. And generally it's not something that would happen even if it were legal. Just because stupid laws go away doesn't mean dignity, privacy, or respect should be thrown out the window.

      If it was legal someone along the way would put on a display in times square and get a bit of attention, probably a fair amount of it negative. The negative comments would be expressed as freely as the display was put on so, at a guess it would generally balance out.

      In the end who's actually harmed? The only reason a child would be upset would be if his/her parents taught that such a thing was hurtful. Seeing women walk around in sports bras and shorty-shorts doesn't hurt me, but in indian/middle eastern culture it would probably be considered extremely inappropriate, embarassing, and perhaps even tramatic to a young person.

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    88. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      Especially China, which is mostly non-religious, but strongly prude.

    89. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. When you put that on public display, the act is reduced to a trite sensuality. Europeans lived in "manor houses" with dozens of families sleeping in the same room for thousands of years. In most countries countries it is still not uncommon to have entire families living in a single room... where do those people's children come from? Face it... if people had abstained from screwing when there was even the slightest chance that someone might observe them, we would have died out as a species thousands of years ago! You're confusing your own Puritan ethics with some kind of natural law.

    90. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmm,

      That is interesting reasoning however, you have completely avoided the fact that we have managed to disconnect reproduction from sex?

      So afaict by YOUR very reasoning, sex should no longer be a "Big Issue" because it can now be practiced without needing to be concerned for the needs of offspring because they are only conceived when they are wanted and or ready for.

      I thought someone would say that. But disconnecting sex from reproduction is very, very recent. The pill, which allowed women to control their fertility was only available from 1960 onward. Now the seriousness that people, particularly women, attach to sex has been tuned by evolution for thousands of years. So it's not too surprising that they are still cautious. Once we've had thousands of years of sex being zero consequence I guess we'll be like Bonobos. In fact to the extent that the seriousness attached to sex is determined culturally, I guess we'd have already got there but for Aids.

      But even in an environment where sex is safe - no possibility of Aids or unwanted pregnancies - it still seems like an evolutionarily correct approach would be to have sex with someone you would be happy having kids with. Which because human children mature so slowly means someone you'd want to spend the next 20 years being faithful to. Otherwise you might waste your fertile period having safe sex with people you don't want to have kids with and miss breeding.

      Incidentally I think the fact that women have a hard limit on their reproductive life is another reason for them being pickier than men about who they have sex with. Mind you, if you want to see your kids graduate from that Ivy League university, men have a limited reproductive life too. The limit is a bit softer but it is still there if you accept the K selection argument

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    91. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Especially China, which is mostly non-religious, but strongly prude.

      That's interesting. I'm in Taiwan at the moment and people are not really prudish. But women still want relationships rather than one night stands. And I can't imagine them sunbathing topless and the like, unlike in Northern Europe

      Actually, I've got a direct counter example to the idea that people's hangups about sex are caused by Christianity. I was at a PC tradeshow in Germany and Germans being Germans decided to have two rather ugly middle aged Germans, one man and one woman, walk naked through the show. What was funny was the looks of absolute disgust on the faces of the Taiwanese women on the booths. Now Germany seems to me to be a more Christian place than Taiwan. But Germans have a rather obnoxious habit of demonstrating their non-prudishness about nudity.

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    92. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Fat wrinkled naked old hippies! Oh God my EYES!!! Seriously, the mental image alone is harm enough.

      For the record: the hippy was dead and buried in 1968, 38 ain't old, for an American I'm pretty slim, and my ass ain't wrinkled yet.

      But take the "fat wrinkled naked old" person you're picturing, and add a Speedo or a G-string and pasties. Is that really more aesthetically pleasing?

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    93. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Plants are sexual too"

      Yea, I've been noticing my petunias giving me the eye lately. Must be that time of year...

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    94. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by James+McP · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I pointed out there was a real and rational reason why people tend to do things in private that has nothing to do with cultural/legal mores (shame & fear of repercussions) or personal attitudes (private nature). I didn't actually comment on the validity of the case or the likelihood of success.

      I'm on the side of personal choice, albeit one tempered by the rights of others. E.g. "your right to throw a punch ends before my face starts." This admittedly tends to put more limits on extroverted activities in very public places but can be accomodated by signage to indicate expectations, e.g. differentiating between a "normal" public beach and a nude public beach.

      In this case, that wouldn't apply unless these pornographers were projecting their wares onto the sides of buildings or on clouds.

        By the same token, I'm all for "Joe Camel's Eatatorium & Tobacco Smokeatorium" where smoking is allowed in the entire restaurant because it's a private establishment. Public offices (meaning those actually operated by city/state/federal govt) would continue to have designated smoking-only sections since people *must* visit those offices rather than it being a choice of where to have dinner.

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    95. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Why? Because I can objectively judge the reasons for the existence of something without having to resort to emotion? Because I'm honest with myself about the nature of existence?

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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    96. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea but thousand island dressing and a midget is not main stream normal erotica...

      neither is a scat can

    97. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a huge schizm looming ahead for the FSM church between those who believe the Flying Spaghetti Monster commanded us to use parmesan, and those that beleieve the FSM commanded us to use vegetable oil. Obviously only the Wesson Oil fundamentalists are the true believers!

    98. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Pointing out flaws in the argument. Mr "TGD" suggested because thousands of years ago some folks ran around naked, it should be OK today, a fairly insipid point. I hate stupid arguments, even in support of positions I agree with.

      I.E. if I agree the answer to A+B+C is 7, I'll still call you stupid if you say its because A=1, B=2, and C=3.

    99. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hundreds of people have seen me naked (at events like this and this and this) and no one has been harmed.

      My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing! How can you say NO ONE has been harmed! I suppose you feel no one has been harmed by viewing goatse.cx either?!?

    100. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nutjobs can turn anything into a screed about rich people, huh? Good job.

    101. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      Just saying. Most females don't view things that way. I'm not judging right or wrong, just making an observation.

    102. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Reapy · · Score: 1

      I agree with what you say 100%, and while (looking at your sites linked) that lifestyle is not for me, I don't see why it has to be something so shocking. I mean what is upsetting is reading the number of comments so far about something like public nudity, all very insightful, about accepting something outside your comfort zone as long as it is not harmful, all ending with the "unless the guy's fat".

      I mean, it's crazy, there is no escape from this. It is like the human prison. Everything has to look "THE SAME" or we flip out, and want to correct it. The sad part is how varied "THE SAME" can be from one place to the next. From one point in time to the next. This is ok in india. This is ok in my small town. That is ok in the large town next door.

      Maybe we all find what is comfortable for us and move around to find it. You have the retreats you go to, where you are safe to be who you want to be. But what happens if the above poster you responded too wanted to come too, and he was a pretty public practitioner of something that bothers your group (mainstream religions?). You would almost feel the need to protect your safe haven, perhaps making laws. Then what if your group becomes the majority, and you have your own country?

      You can see where I am going here. There really is no escape, is there? Something is always going to bother us no matter who we are. If we are tolerant of all things we'll definitely hate people who aren't tolerant. So maybe the only real solution is what we have here, a loose set of communities all living by their own standards, with a nice warm blanket of rules over us all to set the definite limit of what is acceptable or not (murder/rape etc). I guess our problem is to watch for when the blanket gets too heavy and overbearing and lighten it up.

      No matter which way you spin it, someone or something is going to get oppressed.

    103. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Amasuriel · · Score: 1

      I don't think the line is as mysterious and arbitrary as all that. Public indecency is bad because other people, especially children, shouldn't be forced to view a "private" act, especially one that younger children won't understand.

      The only question should be what you can do in public vs in private, not what you can do (assuming all parties are consensual adults). Trying to legislate what people can do in private is silly and has never worked.

      If it's available on the internet, so what? It's not like you can accidentally download 47GB of Goat BDSM unless you actively search for it, so it's still a transaction between two individuals about their private activities. If you are worried that your kids will find it and you can be reasonable and you know...talk to them about it, or at least effectively control their behavior then that is a parenting issue, not a indecency issue.

    104. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PoliTech · · Score: 1

      Borat in the Mankini ... I agree, just as bad if not worse. You just made the throw-up a little.

    105. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Why? Because I can objectively judge the reasons for the existence of something without having to resort to emotion? Because I'm honest with myself about the nature of existence?

      iawtc
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    106. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      "...intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other..."

      That's your interpretation. It's not everyone's by any means.

      Ask most men in their early 20s and you'll find that intercourse is an act performed wherever and whenever they can get away with it with whoever is looking good that day.

      Ask a lot of young women of today and they'll tell you much the same (though probably a little less extreme).

      Ask polyamourists, swingers, exhibitionists etc, you'll get a different answer every time.

      What's "meant to be", that depends on who you ask. To me it sounds like a religious proclamation.

      this is not to say I want to see fat people screwing in the streets, just that not everyone thinks the way you do.

      People in their early 20's are not looking to have kids I think. Or maybe their bodies are pursuing an instinctive r Selection strategy but their brains play it safe and use birth control.
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    107. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ask a lot of young women of today and they'll tell you much the same (though probably a little less extreme). Ehm, I know single women up to their thirties thinking like this, much like the men. Welcome to the 2000's. :-) WHICH COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN?
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    108. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American's need to freakin' relax. I'm sure most people outspoken against "immorality" in this God forsaken country do so, and then go home and masturbate in the bathroom

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDWTp5as1vE
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    109. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Reality can be very disconcerting when one loses one's illusions and stops believing in fairy tales to keep one's self from crying in the dark in the night.

      --

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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    110. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow...I really can't figure out what the GP post is talking about. Does this individual truly think that fish "spawn" in some way other than sexual reproduction? Or is it some kind of dumb joke about the terminology?

    111. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

      Because it is such a private and special act[....] Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. Who says it should always be private, or particularly special? Who says it should only be with someone you love and care deeply for? Hell, for that matter, who says it should only involve two people? Just where, exactly, is THAT written in stone?
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    112. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, on the other hand, know for sure that the FSM meant for sexual intercourse to be performed in large tubs of grated parmesan cheese by dozens of people at once.

      Green can Parmesan, anyway. Otherwise, I'll never look at alfredo sauce the same way...
    113. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful??

    114. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by digitrev · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I'd be more worried that your plants have eyes.

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    115. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Well of course he (and everyone since) emulated the greek proportions, which is why the head and hand size are so notable and serve as proof of his intent for what the viewer should focus on.

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    116. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Yinepuhotep · · Score: 1

      If I were more into politics than science, I would start some movement to have these restrained minorities unite on some website and plan to move in mass to desolate areas where their vote counts heavily. However that is one arduous process that I hope someone else takes on.

      You mean, kind of like these people? http://www.freestateproject.org/

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    117. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by skarphace · · Score: 1

      "Hundreds of people have seen me naked..." by Mr. Slippery (47854)

      hah Too good to be true.

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    118. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I'll go even further to say that it is very wrong to live a promiscuous lifestyle (for which there are many reasons).

      Out of curiosity, why do you think this? I can say that it isn't to my taste, but I can attach an absolute qualifier like "wrong" to it. I'm not trying to get into a flame war, I genuinely want to see your reasoning.

      But to impose your morals on someone else and restrict freedom is probably the greatest crime... Society then exists to keep morals themselves in check. Don't like what one society believes, then move.

      But didn't you just decentralize the same problem? Why is the tyranny of the masses enough to restrict my freedoms? Most morals, from what I've noticed, are completely arbitrary, especially the ones of a sexual nature. In many places homosexuality (for example) is consider immoral, but there is not objective reason for this to be true, just historical cultural "baggage".

      I understand that certain roots of societies beliefs are individually important, but as you stated imposing these beliefs on other who don't have the same standards is one of the more grievous actions one can take.

      Which is why I support a law state "people against gay marriages shall not receive gay marriages, unless they really want to"

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    119. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by skarphace · · Score: 1

      That's why I believe much more in state government. There should be some cities that allow drug use, nudism, etc.
      I really like the ideal of state's rights and a small federal. However, in such a 'small' world where we can travel through so many localities so quickly, how is one to know the local law of where they happen to be at that moment?

      This is why I support a balanced local, state, and fed. The fed can standardize laws across our great land. Regardless of whether or not I happen to like the laws, at least I can reasonably know the laws inside the locality I'm entering.
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    120. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Evolution is hardly a fairy tale, and you have failed as an organism.

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    121. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by lgw · · Score: 2, Informative

      The idea that people in a house would sleep in different rooms is a reasonably new one (maybe 500 years). Something to do with chimneys.

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    122. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I know single women up to their thirties thinking like this, much like the men.
      Maybe it's just the groups I hang out with, but while I do know some women like that who are my age (32) or thereabouts, I know more in their 40s and 50s. Usually divorced with grown children.

    123. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bickerdyke · · Score: 2, Funny

      so... GPs moral decline is simply a return to the good-old-values from 500 years ago :-)

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    124. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shouldn't run around naked in public

      You were born naked, you can run naked.

    125. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      If I were more into politics than science, I would start some movement to have these restrained minorities unite on some website and plan to move in mass to desolate areas where their vote counts heavily. However that is one arduous process that I hope someone else takes on.

      One example of such a website:

      http://freestateproject.org/

      More support is needed. Please spread the word.

    126. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Because it is such a private and special act
      Does it really have to be the same every time? Even with just me and my wife, sometimes it's intimate and cuddly, sometimes it's silly and sometimes it's just plain carnal. I'd only call the first "private and special".

    127. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anomalyst · · Score: 1

      Without getting too graphic: imagine sitting down on a park bench or a restaurant chair previously occupied who by mistake or over-consumption of legumes is not quite as "minty fresh" in the neither regions as one might hope. The odds of encountering this situation on a daily basis is probably close to surety.
      As a moral stance, I have no problem with public nudity, from a practical standpoint I want to be very selective in which putative nudists with whom I have such close and repeated association.

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    128. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by joeman3429 · · Score: 1

      My god, he lives in EVERY country! That's amazing!

    129. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Narpak · · Score: 1
      If you read the entire thing maybe you would realize that he/she/it is questioning his/her/its own emotions regarding this concept. And it is, in my view, a rhetorical device.

      I, of course, don't support public obscenities and indecencies- it's just plainly wrong to do some things in public. But then I try to think why it is, and can't seem to find a good answer. Is it because that's how I was brought up, and that's how I learned it should be?
    130. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      You heard it here, from "Mr. Slippery".

      If you don't recognize the source of the nym, chum, your geek card is hereby suspended until you read Verne Vinge's classic novel True Names .

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    131. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every spring the trees and flowers cum up my nose and make me sneeze. Plants aren't just sexual, they're kinky motherfarkers.

    132. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by The+Iso · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fish reproduce sexually, but they do not have sexual intercourse as we know it. Nearly all known fishes are oviparous. The female releases her eggs in to the surrounding water, and there they are fertilised by the male. For more information, see "The Deep South." Futurama. Writ. J. Stewart Burns. Fox. 16 Apr. 2000.

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    133. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      You need a citation to tell you that sex is not something that has intrinsically private and special social meaning? You'll get your citation the day you get home only to see your teenage daughter doing it doggy style on your front lawn.

      Provided the front lawn was away from anyone that might bitch, I don't see the problem. I in general wouldn't have a problem with a teenage daughter making her own decisions, if they're responsible; I know a lot of girls today that insist it's good enough that they're on the pill, or that the guy pulls out (this is how my cousin got pregnant). This is how STDs get spread.

    134. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Because it is such a private and special act, despite the act having been demeaned over the past 60+ years. And that's the problem. Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond. When you put that on public display, the act is reduced to a trite sensuality.

      But how does that account for obscenity laws that cover distribution that isn't in public? Here in the UK, from next year a new law will even criminalise simple private possession of "disgusting" private adult images.

      The OP made it quite clear - he didn't support "public obscenities and indecencies".

      This argument also don't explain why different sexual acts are treated differently. Sexual intercourse is okay to distribute to the public in many countries (despite your argument that it is a private act), yet other acts considered more taboo are not legal, even if distribution is more restricted. So it doesn't seem to be based on whether the act should be private.

    135. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Citation?

      This is Slashdot - obviously he's most likely to be male. Whether one's sex is correlated with views on sexual acts and/or censorship laws in another matter.

    136. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I look 17 and I'm 23 and I have 40 year old cougars after me!

    137. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Meant by society.

      Meant by a society where more people are interested in "orgy" than "apple pie", right.

      Now sure, it's true that most people like to have sex in private, and most people don't want to see random strangers having sex against their will, but that's not relevant here. The issue is whether people think sex must be private - i.e., that consenting adults should not pass images of their acts onto other adults who consent to receiving them.

    138. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The fact is that humans are K selectionspecies par excellence.

      I'd dispute that.

      For, say, middle class Germans yes, they are K selected.

      For, say, poor slum dwellers in Mexico City I'd say they are r selected.

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    139. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with? Those things irritate and disgust the majority of people, who aren't 24hr tripods and such.

      Censorship is about limiting indecency, but when it's regulated then the majority doesn't really decide what's moral. Only the loudest do.

      I for one don't want regulated censorship, I want privacy on my property and recourse in public. If some naked hairy guy is walking down a public street, then I should be able to heckle him or release bees and chase the guy down with a supersoaker full of hot syrup. The fact that there's no effective legal recourse when other people are offensive is most of the problem.

      I say, eliminate censorship and make it legal to relase the rabid trolls on people that break what used to be laws. Have cops revoke some public rights when people are publicly indecent. Give them a two minute head start. Set up a couple safety rules and turn the whole thing into a freaky game. They'd love that.

      Okay, so maybe it wont work perfectly.

      I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
    140. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, having someone I truly cared deeply for, I would probably enjoy spending time close to them. In such a situation, I don't think I'd be bothered by 3-ways and the like; I mean hell, if I married a girl who's into double penetration what's the problem having another guy over once in a while to give her that little extra "you're really special to me" push?

      Then again, I've lost friends over "I have a boyfriend now and he doesn't want me talking to other guys" so I'm a little more flexible than some people.

    141. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      OTOH If my naighbours start taking sun baths naked I will not be happy.

      My neighbor looks like Lucy Liu.
    142. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      about accepting something outside your comfort zone as long as it is not harmful, all ending with the "unless the guy's fat".

      My parents prefer "unless she's black," but I happen to like sexy black chicks. Last time I tried to get a car they said I couldn't wait 3 days to think and make an informed decision because "niggers will kill you [on the bus]" :/
    143. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Not if my failing as an organism causes chicks to dig me which causes me not to fail as an organism.

      It's all about getting inside the enemy's head, man.

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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    144. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by kayditty · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why the parent is modded troll, because he's right. This is a common misunderstanding of the word "why." Sometimes why means how, and that's what science addresses. Why implies intent, and is a meaningless question UNLESS you are invoking intelligent design. Whether or not intelligent design is a stupid thing or not is irrelevant: there is no purpose or lack of purpose for sexual intercourse; it only so happens to be. The mechanism which allows for sexual intercourse to exist, and the results that it produces, are separate completely from questions of intentionality.

    145. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by mcelrath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meant by society. There are societal norms present in every culture. Its not so much 'meant' as it is 'what is expected or regular.'

      Who cares about "societal norms" for private acts? By definition, "society" doesn't know about them.

      This is simply some people imposing their will on others.

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    146. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      But women still want relationships rather than one night stands. I'm a man and I don't want one night stands, I want friends. Sex? Hell yes. If I know 2 hot cheerleaders and I'm fucking both of them? HELL yes. But, having a hot asian chick that likes to hang out, but still won't sleep with me? That's better than banging 2 random cheerleaders I'll never see again.
    147. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only for those who lack the faith to posses the sight of what is true.

    148. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Hemogoblin · · Score: 1

      That was the best use of "cheese orgy" in a serious context that I have ever heard.

    149. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond."

      Umm, yea, right. That's why dogs, squirrels, cats, and other animals go into a private place to fuck, right?

      Seriously, if you think that is what sex is for, remove yourself from the gene pool now.

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    150. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by blitziod · · Score: 1

      rock on..my fiance is dark black...and sexy...my parents do nto mind though..of course her parents are totally against it!

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    151. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Your parents didn't have you excommunicated for niggershit?

      Grats on the girlfriend btw. Ignore parents, the both of you can make your own damn decisions better than they can. least of all on who to marry.

    152. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Geno+Z+Heinlein · · Score: 1

      The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with?

      Sadly, the answer is a few webpages down the way, in a recent Slashdot post:

      "In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told." -- George Carlin

    153. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      In pre-roman britain it was common for people to have sex in front of others. Partners would frequently engage in intercourse in front of children. Incest was rife, for example a boy was generally expected to lose his virginity to his mother, his subsequent sexual partners would be his sisters and from then on he could pretty much do it with any girl he liked (girls were expected to make themselves available to men on request). People became sexually active in the very early teens. It's all here: The Year Zero : The True Story of Life in Britain 2000 Years Ago

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    154. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      A certain imageboard I visit on occasion has successfully made me immune to all kinds of violent imagery. The thing that fascinates me is that I find images of tortured animals to be more distressing than images of tortured humans. Are there any pschologists out there who have a reasonable explanation for this?

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    155. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by jaminJay · · Score: 1

      ...we were taught that once Adam & Eve ate the fruit and became smart, they put clothes on - to be in public without clothes on is an affront to modesty and morality.

      Wait a minute... You're not talking about the fruit that they were told not to eat, are you? The one where, once having done so, God was so angry he told them to leave Eden, whence forth that which that had already been engaged in would become toil, and they would be burdened with modesty and morality, and other such human tendencies? You're not talking about that fruit are you? Because, to me, that says that the way we act now (with said morality) is not the way we were designed (if you follow those belief systems).

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    156. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone who doesn't have children.

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    157. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok guys, I know that the average Slashdotter must be unfamiliar with this but the key word is INTERCOURSE - fish do not have intercourse, they spawn. Their genitalia never touch.

    158. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, smart guy. Explain this one

    159. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      the fact remains that human mores about sex appear to run counter to the rest of nature.
      As does clothing, housing, medical care and many other things we have and do. Calling something "unnatural" is rarely a good argument for or against it. It stirs the emotions, that's all.
    160. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.

      How big should those two parties be? One person each or more?

    161. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop it, people! Are you trying to take out all the fun in (public) sex? If it's not forbidden, it's boring.
      What the hell are we going to do for a thrill, introduce taxes on public nudity and try to avoid the IRS?

    162. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactuly, I would love you to tell my fire belly oriental toads to stop there nature. People come over and say, "Ah, that is cute they sing." I don't mention most the time if you go look one has... well I will spare the details, as they are obscene.

    163. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Tom · · Score: 1

      Religion to terrorism. Not only do they go hand-in-hand often enough but they seem to operate on very similar principles. They do. The principle is fear, uncertainty and doubt.

      Terrorism creates it by producing a real threat in a way that makes you over-estimate the likelyhood of becoming the next victim. Your chances of dying in a car accident are actually several orders of magnitude higher than the chances of dying in a terrorist attack anywhere in the world except Israel (there, and only there terrorism is a real and present danger).

      Religion creates it by making bold claims about things that you can not disprove. If repeated often and long enough, you get the Pascal effect - people become religious "just to be sure". Religion is also an evolutionary branch, a mutation if you want, on the way from prehistoric magical thinking "When I dance, it will rain, because I've seen it happen once" to scientific thinking "Interesting coincidence, let's test if there is a causal relation". Strong book suggestion: "The Golden Bough" by James Frazer. If you read that, religion suddenly looks like a dumb idea someone once had and for some reason couldn't get rid of when he grew up. Only that said "he" is humanity as a whole. :(

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    164. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      http://www.global-report.com/seattle/?l=en&a=302676

      There are a lot more links if you look for Seattle Fremont Solstice parade that are not SFW. But this is a comunity that obvusly thinks diffrently than you are trying to say we all think?

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    165. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by DKlineburg · · Score: 1

      I am sorry, but if at work please don't click the link above, I guess not all the pictures were safe. I just wanted to make a point about a parade. Guess I couldn't find a safe article about it.

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    166. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.
      I suppose pr0n stars just fall in love frequently and often simultaneously.
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    167. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      watch any romantic comedy. pick one.

      /citation

      /sarcasm

    168. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Ask most men in their early 20s and you'll find that intercourse is an act performed wherever and whenever they can get away with it with whoever is looking good that day.
      Some of us aren't that discriminating...
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    169. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by mantissa128 · · Score: 1

      I agree, and I'd like to know too.

      I think it's the awareness factor. Animals can know anguish but not understand the point of it. Somehow, as a human being, knowing what is happening can make it more bearable. As well, there is an implicit trust on the part of the animal that we violate - same goes for child abuse.

      Of course, people are helpless in torture situations as well, and while I find it distressing, it makes me more angry than horrified.

    170. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      "The question is simple: why are natural things like nudity, sex, and sexual intercourse considered obscene to begin with?"

      The answer is simple: Catholics.

    171. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

      "Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private..."

      "Meant"? By whom?

      If your answer is God, you're an idiot unworthy of further consideration.

      If your answer is yourself, learn to mind your own damn business.

      If your answer is the government... please move to North Korea or something. You'll be happier there.

    172. Re:Petard, meet hoist. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'm not interested in kids.

      By the same token, I both live in reality and believe that parents should attempt to educate and bestow enlightenment on their kids. "NO SEX EVAR!!!1111" is a silly restriction, and you'd be surprised how much peoples' egos base on their superego. Your teenage daughter is much more likely to keep herself out of trouble if your opinion on the subject is along the lines of "I'm not comfortable with X" and "don't ever let a boy talk you into doing it without protection; we never remember to pull out, where do you think you came from?" rather than "YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO START DATING UNTIL YOU'RE 18!!! AND YOU CAN'T HAVE THE DOOR TO YOUR ROOM CLOSED UNTIL YOU'RE 20 OR YOU MOVE!!!!!" (which some parents do, under the delusion that they're keeping their little virgin daughter... yeah right)

      Parents need to be *supportive*, and that sometimes means passing on your best judgment instead of forcing shit you can't enforce down your kids' throats until they rebel and start hiding their lives from you. I'm 23 and I still don't let on any sort of interest in any form of sexuality (parents would make me read from the bible again, until I move out... which should be soon. Plus I flirt with girls of other races-- they'd disown me hardcore), but damn if I don't go after it when I can. My parents are nuts and have no place in my life.

  2. The reason for this is obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    As American Pie demonstrated, it just doesn't work as well as they claim.

  3. American pie by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 3, Funny

    are interested in 'orgy' than "apple pie'." And even if they were interested in apple pie, this could still be spun the right way.
    1. Re:American pie by GroeFaZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe the submitter meant to write "'orgy' then 'apple pie'"?

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    2. Re:American pie by sharkey · · Score: 1

      So, um, what DOES third base feel like?

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    3. Re:American pie by greed · · Score: 1

      Heck, I know many places to find a good apple pie around town. Or make one myself, it's not that difficult, and I've got a choice of recipes.

      Finding a good orgy, on the other hand, is _hard_.

      So even if I have more apple pie than orgies in a year, the searches will be the other way around. I'm not saying I do eat more pie than go to orgies, mind.

  4. Yeah by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but did he try "warm apple pie". I bet he'd get very different results! :-D

    1. Re:Yeah by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Well, its really more like cherry pie anyway... one would hope, anyway.

    2. Re:Yeah by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have tried it. Don't try it with hot apple pie. Indeed completely different result.
      Oh, you were talking about trying it on Google. Sorry, no experience there.

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    3. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=warm+apple+pie&word2=orgy Yep, warm apple pie is less popular globally than orgy

  5. wow by madcat2c · · Score: 1

    mmmmm.....pie.

    1. Re:wow by Lars+T. · · Score: 0, Redundant

      hmm, Π

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    2. Re:wow by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      mmmmm.....pie.

      Apple pie or hair pie?

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    3. Re:wow by spun · · Score: 1

      NO! Damn it, WHY do you insist on misrepresenting what I've said?

      OF course violence is inherent in human nature. So is love and cooperation. Culture can emphasize one part or the other.

      Oh fuck it, you are simply an asshole who can't argue, can't back up his assertions, uses straw men and ad hominems to try to win a point, can't stay consistent in his own presentation of facts, and can't comprehend basic English.

      I have thoroughly owned you in this argument. You have nothing, no facts, no logic, no consistency, no references. Nothing. If you'd like to keep swinging and missing, go for it. It's your humiliation, not mine.

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    4. Re:wow by istewart · · Score: 1

      In reading through these posts, it seems to me that your particular brand of nutjobbery involves making broad generalizations about human nature and then backing them up with either contrived scenarios, such as the point here where you guarantee what will occur in 15 minutes of daycare, or further generalizations about history or culture. Since you concentrate on the abstract, imploring your opponent to use his imagination to bring out the details of the reality around him, it is a style of argument very befitting a filmmaker. And the fact that so much effort has gone into such a voluminous Slashdot postcount perhaps implies why that movie in your sig seems to be perpetually in production.

  6. Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by elrous0 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Has anyone with even the slightest bit of observational ability EVER doubted this? Small town hicks surf nasty pron just as much as anyone else.

    Other startling revelations from small town Southern life to anyone without half a brain:

    • Most people sitting in church services don't really believe most of that shit in the Bible and are just there for the social and networking aspects of church activities.
    • Married pastors are just as likely to cheat as married laymen.
    • The girl in high school who most loudly proclaims herself a virgin isn't.
    • The redneck politician who yells "family values" at every opportunity has no values.
    • The people that use the term "college boy" derisively are the same people who were too stupid for college--and they know it.
    • Etc.
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    1. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by daspriest · · Score: 2, Informative

      Taking Pensacola's data as a baseline will offer skewed results. Pensacola has a large Navy population, so would have higher porn related searches then the rest of the communities in the area from the Navy personnel stationed there alone.

    2. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by caffeinemessiah · · Score: 5, Funny

      Taking Pensacola's data as a baseline will offer skewed results. Pensacola has a large Navy population, so would have higher porn related searches then the rest of the communities in the area from the Navy personnel stationed there alone.

      As a navy semen, I reject your pornosition that sex is always on our minds.

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    3. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, the naval population was still considered part of the community.

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    4. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by D+Ninja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hypocrisy isn't just the south - it's people. I have yet to meet a person that did not have some sort of hypocrisy going on in their own life - myself included. This is the reason for the entire Biblical passage, "Take the log out of your own eye before you remove the speck from your neighbors." If people spent time fixing themselves and not worrying about other people's problems, the world would be a much more beautiful place.

      I've said it before and I'll say it again - people are extremely motivated by their own self-interest and will do whatever it takes to protect that self-interest, even if it means lying to themselves about their actual flaws. Only when people can admit their flaws are they ever going to have a chance of actually fixing things in their lives.

    5. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by daspriest · · Score: 1

      True, but Pensacola's Navy community will skew the results if they are trying to prove an average of their jurisdiction.

    6. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by daspriest · · Score: 1

      I spent a good 10 years in the Navy. I think I have done adequate research on the naval community.

    7. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by stewbacca · · Score: 4, Insightful

      • Most people sitting in church services don't really believe most of that shit in the Bible and are just there for the social and networking aspects of church activities.
      Or they are there to feel better about themselves after an online porn all-nighter.
    8. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by Mortice · · Score: 1

      You obviously spent so long in the Navy that HUGE SEXUAL ORGANS you don't even notice sexual terms embedded in ORGY text. ;)

    9. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I have done adequate research on the naval community.

      Doing a lot of naval-gazing?

    10. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That crack you heard, was something flying over your head at the speed of sound.

    11. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      Try changing the drop-down to various other locations. Ohio, Indiana, Michigan, etc. Orgy comes out on top everywhere. I'm thinking maybe it's not the geographic region that puts "Orgy" high in the list, but rather the fact that it's what people are using the internet for. People in general probably have different interests than the internet population.

      In fact, in Pensacola, I'm pretty sure there's a large retirement community that never uses the internet for anything. And they'd probably not be too thrilled about orgy talk.

    12. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's true of "small town hicks", but it's also true of New Yorkers, Californians, and everybody else.

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    13. Re:Hyprocrisy in the South--film at eleven! by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      Whoosh!

  7. more interested in orgy than apple pie? by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

    I know I am. And apple pie sure is tasty!

    On the other hand, you already know where to get apple pie, but you have to use the internet to get porn, or post in the swingers classifieds. The comparison is skewed.

    1. Re:more interested in orgy than apple pie? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 0, Troll

      Ahhh Apple Pie so typically American

      Originally from Europe, Not Native
      Done exactly like they have done it in Europe for 500 years ... So typically American

       

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    2. Re:more interested in orgy than apple pie? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

      The comparison is skewed.

      I knew that when I saw the word "lawyer" ;-)
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  8. Is that only in Pensacola? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can anyone put up a picture of the U.S. (and world) that highlights areas that find apple pies more interesting that orgies?

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    1. Re:Is that only in Pensacola? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Can anyone put up a picture of the U.S. (and world) that highlights areas that find apple pies more interesting that orgies?

      No, but I can put up a picture of the US that would show the entire Southeast as claiming to have community standards that frown upon pornography all the while having the most "adult" bookstores and strip clubs per capita of any region in the US. (NO, no citation, just need to live there for a few years yourself to see what I mean.)
    2. Re:Is that only in Pensacola? by lilomar · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here you go.

      Black = orgy more interesting.
      Red = apple pie more interesting.
      White = water.

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    3. Re:Is that only in Pensacola? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      I'm shocked that a city which is mostly a naval base is more interested in orgies than apple pies... shocked I tell ya.

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  9. More interested in what than apple pie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like its time to plan a trip to Pensacola!

  10. How the hell are obscenity laws still there? by kalirion · · Score: 1

    You'd think they'd've been struck down a long time ago. But I guess that'd give the Supreme Court too much common sense credit....

  11. Weird spike by rhombic · · Score: 4, Funny

    O.k., I can understand "Apple Pie" spiking every fall, presumably people looking up recipes. But wtf is up with the enormous spike in searches for "orgy" in Sept. 2006? It's as if everyone in Pensacola had a mass orgy meme sweep through the community. Must have been a mess month.

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    1. Re:Weird spike by Paranatural · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's a big swinger's convention in New Orleans in November. Also the fall tends to be the time of year when such parties and whatnot get underway.

      Hey, you asked. And now you know more about me than you ever wanted to.

    2. Re:Weird spike by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Blame it on Hurrican Ernesto.

    3. Re:Weird spike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must have been me. I was in Pensacola for my birthday Sept 2006. With only Navy kids and old people, there is not much to do at night.

      Sadly enough, our house off of Cervantes has no internet connection, I had to "borrow" the neighbors wireless connection.

    4. Re:Weird spike by BForrester · · Score: 1

      I've heard of "hump day" -- apparently, Pensacolans have made a month of it.

    5. Re:Weird spike by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Funny

      we need "-1 informative"......

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  12. "What is more American than apple pie?" by MRe_nl · · Score: 5, Informative

    Group sex and orgies apparently. (From the courtcase)

    "We tried to come up with comparison search terms that would embody typical American values," Mr. Walters said. "What is more American than apple pie?" But according to the search service, he said, "people are at least as interested in group sex and orgies as they are in apple pie."

    Chris Hansen, a staff lawyer for the national office of the American Civil Liberties Union, called the tactic clever and novel, but said it underscored the power of the Internet to reveal personal preferences -- something that raises concerns about the collection of personal information.

    "That's why a lot of people are nervous about Google or Yahoo having all this data," he said.

    Subscribe to Google Blackmail now: Because We Know You Know We Know.

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    1. Re:"What is more American than apple pie?" by Iamthecheese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thats aggregate data son, and used correctly, its useless as a tool to violate privacy.

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    2. Re:"What is more American than apple pie?" by Lars+T. · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Interesting, when you switch to all regions: the gap between orgy and apple pie widens (so Americans are more prude it seems). But Tampa, FL, USA is still the #1 city searching for Orgy, the Czechs beat the Greece, and Polish is the second most used language to search for Orgy.

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    3. Re:"What is more American than apple pie?" by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      What's really interesting is how much more popular incest is then orgy!

      http://www.google.com/trends?q=orgy%2C+incest&ctab=0&geo=US&geor=all&date=all&sort=0

    4. Re:"What is more American than apple pie?" by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a reason for this: the letters "orgy" don't have the same meaning in all languages.

  13. The Great Orgy Spike of 2006 : Correlation by djdavetrouble · · Score: 4, Informative

    I wonder if the great orgy spike of 2006 had anything to do with
    the subsequent surfing decline and what was the net overall effect on Apple Pie-ism?

    For even more fun with statistics, I recommend
    How to Lie with Statistics.

    Even the chapter titles are funny:

    The Sample with the Built-in Bias
    The Well-Chosen Average
    The Little Figures That Are Not There
    Much Ado about Practically Nothing
    The Gee-Whiz Graph
    The One-Dimensional Picture
    The Semi-attached Figure
    Post Hoc Rides Again
    How to Statisticulate
    How to Talk Back to a Statistic

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  14. The internet is by JimCDiver · · Score: 1

    for porn.

    1. Re:The internet is by the_fat_kid · · Score: 1

      don't forget pirated music.

      and stolen software.

      yep, Porn, Free Music, and Free Software that pretty much covers it.

      I'm sure that nobody on /. would use it for anything else...

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  15. Pick your words carefully by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mr. Walters might like to know that Walters is more popular than apple pie but less popular than orgy.

    1. Re:Pick your words carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look at this, apparently people in Florida find America more interesting than both orgy and apple pie combined (mmmm). what's more American than.. America?

      this is so stupid. should we note that orgy is also a band name? and if american pie is so american, i'm sure most americans know how to make it by family recipe or in cook books or on the label of that pie filling can.

    2. Re:Pick your words carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I was hoping someone would point out the selection bias here. The choice of orgy vs apple pie is clearly not random nor representative.

    3. Re:Pick your words carefully by macdaddy · · Score: 1

      Simply search for "sex". That by far outweighs any other adult search string you can think of.

  16. FTA by stainlesssteelpat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mr. Walters is defending Clinton Raymond McCowen, who is facing charges that he created and distributed obscene material through a Web site based in Florida. The charges include racketeering and prostitution, but Mr. Walters said the prosecution's case fundamentally relies on proving that the material on the site is obscene.

    How exactly is google trends going to clear him of racketeering and prostitution? Just curious.

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    1. Re:FTA by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Informative

      Mr. Walters is defending Clinton Raymond McCowen, who is facing charges that he created and distributed obscene material through a Web site based in Florida. The charges include racketeering and prostitution, but Mr. Walters said the prosecution's case fundamentally relies on proving that the material on the site is obscene.

      How exactly is google trends going to clear him of racketeering and prostitution? Just curious.

      You got me curious too, the article linked was light on details, so I googled the guys' name:

      See, all this activity is stemming from things that occurred in the past. We had moved production from Pensacola almost three years ago. We moved to Tampa for a little while and then to Vancouver.

      You were shooting everything in Vancouver?

      One hundred percent. Weâ(TM)ve been up there almost two years. Thatâ(TM)s why they chose racketeering. They couldnâ(TM)t charge us with prostitution, because it has a one-year statute of limitations. They could have charged us with obscenity, but I think as a whole, we have an extremely good chance of beating the obscenity charge. What they do is use the catchall: Any two predicates combined can equal racketeering, so thatâ(TM)s what they charged us with. That looks better on paper.

      P.S. the new comment system has character encoding issues... I'll go tell our overlords about that.

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  17. When was the last time Orgy played Pennsicola? by jrmcc · · Score: 1

    Maybe people there are just trying to get the band back together and tour?

  18. What the frilly heck is a "community standard?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm really tired of the "influential-prissy" inflicting their moral code on us by defining regular adult erotica outside the mainstream. I'm sorry, we the people LIKE erotica. It's in our nature and it's natural. If the prissy side doesn't want to partake, then they are free to refrain, but they shouldn't be able to tell the rest of us what we can and cannot do based on their narrow prejudices. Furthermore, I'm tired of these vague and nebulous laws which specify "community standards," as if we all got a say in the matter (which, evidently, we don't).

    This is suppose to be the land of the FREE, not necessarily just the PRUDES.

    Grump!

    1. Re:What the frilly heck is a "community standard?" by peter_gzowski · · Score: 1

      I think "community standard" is the Supreme Court's way of trying not to step on states' rights:

      "Ok, federally obscenity is not protected by the 1st Amendment, but we'll leave it up to you locals to figure out what's obscene."

      Isn't this why most porn is produced in California?

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  19. Were did the peak come from? by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Funny

    The pattern for "Apple Pie" is clearly seasonal, but where did the peak for "Orgy" around October 2006 come from?

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    1. Re:Were did the peak come from? by encoderer · · Score: 1

      Mark Foley?

    2. Re:Were did the peak come from? by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      The pattern for "Apple Pie" is clearly seasonal, but where did the peak for "Orgy" around October 2006 come from?
      Well, it was election season after all...
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    3. Re:Were did the peak come from? by sjoerd_visscher · · Score: 2, Informative
  20. Penis owns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all of them...

  21. all is fair in love and war by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it's not like there once was a time in human history when love was free and sex was easy. there have always been social limits on sex for as long as we have been social apes. sure, we don't have to fight and scrounge for food anymore, but this has only been true for the last century. which, not coincidentally, the last century has seen a relaxation of sexual mores. the other hundreds of thousands of years of human history has been a desperate fight for resources for you and your children against the neighbors and their kids.

    prudish social conservatism is not some newfangled judeochristian invention, it is simply human nature. the gut human reaction at seeing someone more successful than you procreatively or materially is anger, and this anger is evolutionarily advantageous: to work hard at limiting your fellow man's success and enjoyment in life, so that you may have some success yourself.

    so sex is is fun, sex is pleasurable, sex is good, sex is harmless... unless it is someone else having it. then it is bad. is this selfish? absolutely. and evolutionarily advantageous. and therefore hardwired into how our brains function: there is no way the neighbor's children are going to get more bananas than my children, so there is no way the neighbors are going to freely have sex without my approval

    in this perverse way, the urge to prevent other people from enjoying sex is the same urge underlying the desire for social justice, for equality: you can't have more than me, its not fair. community standards on sex is simply the most primitive form of birth control. no, that's not "just say no", that's "you have sex and i'll punish you, because your children are taking resources from my children"

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    1. Re:all is fair in love and war by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      Actually, prudish sexual mores in the West are most the result of the Judeo-Christian ethic.

      You may want to watch a little film called Caligula for further education.

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    2. Re:all is fair in love and war by spun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you have a strange view of human nature. I feel pleasure at seeing someone more successful than I, as long as that success seems warranted. That urge towards justice and fairness you mention works both ways if you let it.

      You should also read up on anthropology, because you have some strange ideas about what humans are like in their 'natural' state. Read The Continuum Concept for another view.

      There seem to be only two cultures in the world, the culture of feast and sharing, and the culture of famine and war. You are drawing your conclusions based on only the currently dominant culture. For most of human history, though, it was not.

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    3. Re:all is fair in love and war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! And look what happened to the romans! ;)

    4. Re:all is fair in love and war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad argument. Somehow, the fact that my neighbor's 7 year old is having more sex than my 7 year old doesn't really bother me that much... Plus, doesn't allowing my neighbor to wank off to Lithuanian quadraplegic midget porn actually decrease the probability that he will reproduce? Come on, how easy is it going to be for him to find a Lithuanian quadraplegic midget that actually wants to have a baby with him?

      Disclaimer: Some of my best friends are Lithuanian quadraplegic midgets. No offense intended. I only use them as a reductio ad absurdium example.

    5. Re:all is fair in love and war by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I think you have a strange view of human nature. I feel pleasure at seeing someone more successful than I, as long as that success seems warranted. That urge towards justice and fairness you mention works both ways if you let it.

      Did you ever meet someone who just has everything in life? Good-looking, well-off, well-educated, happy, stable, popular but still a genuinely nice guy? You really feel pleasure at seeing this guy? I don't.

    6. Re:all is fair in love and war by spun · · Score: 1

      Sad for you, because I do. But I'm weird that way.

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    7. Re:all is fair in love and war by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I feel pleasure at seeing someone more successful than I, as long as that success seems warranted.

      And herein lies the rub. What "seems warranted" varies wildly depending on what measuring stick you use. For example, is it possible for a teenage vacuum-head "pop star" to warrant worth 10000 greater then the best neurosurgeon or the discoverer of some properties of proteins which result in making the cure for cancer possible?

      What measurement do you use to make multi-billion economic empires - and with them the control of lives of hundreds of thousands of employees - be granted to a spoiled brat who never worked a day in her whole life?

      I could go on.

      As I got older, I realized, from first hand experience, that in our "society" there is in essence next to no wide-spread correlation between "success" and it being "warranted", no matter what measuring stick you use. Randomness, hereditary aristocracy and a very, very, very strong preference for Machiavellian sociopathic jerks adept at con-artistry seem be the main "features" of the landscape of distribution of "success" around us today.

    8. Re:all is fair in love and war by spun · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. Most success is not warranted, and most warranted success is not well rewarded. But let me give you an example. I have a friend who's family is Buddhist and they have started bakeries that employ underprivileged youth and adults. And they still give a lot to charity. They are just all around nice, popular, and fairly wealthy people. They are wealthier than I am, but I feel good about that because, quite frankly, they are more deserving than I am, in my opinion.

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    9. Re:all is fair in love and war by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Sad for you, because I do. But I'm weird that way.

      Not really that sad. Jealousy or envy can be a constructive emotion I've found, if you know how to use it right. Suppressing your feelings, even if they're not considered admirable, generally leads to trouble down the road.

    10. Re:all is fair in love and war by spun · · Score: 1

      Oh, absolutely. Never repress feelings. That will only lead to denial of one's true self, creation of a shadow self, and subsequent loss of unity and self control.

      But don't give in to feelings either. An adult should be able to feel their emotions, acknowledge their validity, and still choose an action based on logic.

      Should. Not always capable of it myself, but I try.

      Lest you think I was bragging, I have to point out that I was talking about success that I feel was deserved. I don't feel like much success is deserved, but I know a few really nice, honest, decent, hard working people who are more successful than I am, and I feel good when contemplating their success. It feels natural and just that they should succede more than I have. I'm not that driven to succede. Maybe that's part of it too.

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    11. Re:all is fair in love and war by theheadlessrabbit · · Score: 1

      that is simply not correct.

      The Haida People of the west coast or North America had pleanty, and with the exception of to potlatch ceremony, they were always at war with eachother.

      the inuit people, on the other hand, had very little, starvation was common, they did not go to war, because war was a lose-lose situation, if you get hurt, even if you win, your family starves.

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    12. Re:all is fair in love and war by spun · · Score: 1

      That is the point, people got the famine mode locked in. It isn't just about current resources.

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  22. The Chewbacca Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So lets consider the Wookiee in all of this. I tell you it just doesn't make sense.

    The defense rests.

  23. but then... by AmishElvis · · Score: 1

    ...you'd have people doinking each other willy nilly in the streets. Chaos!

  24. Who farted? by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A little almost on topic background to the cliche "Hoist with his own petard" before getting entirely ON topic:

    A petard was a small medieval bomb used to blow up gates and walls when breaching fortifications. In a typical implementation, it was commonly either a conical or rectangular metal object containing 5 or 6 pounds of gun powder, activated with a slow match used as a fuse. It was often placed either inside tunnels under walls, or directly upon gates. When placed inside a tunnel under a wall and exploded, large amounts of air would often be released from the tunnel, as the tunnel collapsed. By securing the device firmly to the gate, the shape of the device allows the concussive pressure of the blast to be applied entirely towards the destruction of the gate. Depending on design, a petard could be secured by propping it against the gate using beams as illustrated, or nailing it in place by way of a wooden board fixed to the end of the petard in advance.

    The word remains in modern usage in the phrase to be hoist by one's own petard, which means "to be harmed by one's own plan to harm someone else" or "to fall in one's own trap", literally implying that one could be lifted up (hoisted, or blown upward) by one's own bomb. Shakespeare used the now proverbial phrase in Hamlet.

    In medieval and Renaissance siege warfare, a common tactic was to dig a shallow trench close to the enemy gate, and then erect a small hoisting engine that would lift the lit petard out of the trench, swing it up, out, and over to the gate, where it would detonate and hopefully breach the gate. It was not impossible, however, that this procedure would go awry, and the engineer lighting the bomb could be snagged in the ropes and lifted out with the petard and consequently blown up. Alternately, and perhaps a more likely scenario, if the petard were to detonate prematurely due to a faulty or short slow match, the engineer would be lifted or 'hoist' by the explosion.

    Thus to be 'hoist with his own petar' is to be caught up and destroyed by his own plot. Hamlet's actual meaning is "cause the bomb maker to be blown up with his own bomb", metaphorically turning the tables on Claudius, whose messengers are killed instead of Hamlet. Also note here, Shakespeare's probable off-color pun "hoisted with his own petar" (i.e., fart) as reason for the spelling "petar" rather than "petard".

    My thought on using google trends is that perhaps the petard hasn't yet detonated, and may well not detonate at all.

    The only reason one would look up "apple pie" would be to get a recipe for it. And "orgy" could mean, according to wikipedia, asecret cultic congregation at nighttime in Ancient Greek religion; a synth rock band from Los Angeles, California named "Orgy"; or a musical marathon radio format created by WHRB 95.3 in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

    Perhaps the defense should look up some other words besides "apple pie" and "orgy". Perhaps "vinyl siding" and "anal sex" would be better search terms. Surely the prosecution will see this and counter.

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    1. Re:Who farted? by Sethumme · · Score: 1
      Exactly

      Cherry-picking (no pun intended) search terms like this, or even relying primarily on search terms in the first place, is completely disingenuous. Such comparisons are no different than any other Bad Chart that skews data points to fit an unsupported argument.

      The most dishonest aspect of relying on Google Trends to demonstrate community interest is in assuming that all possible interests are equally accessible and represented on the internet. Certainly the web is great for information and media regarding entertainment, especially pr0n, but it is less representative of other information that merely needs to be looked up occasionally, such as any outdoor activity. I can probably count the number of times I've used the internet to find anything related to jogging on one hand, even though I jog almost every day.

      The second dishonest aspect is that you cannot simply compare a handful of terms to accurately judge interest in the activities. As SM points out above, not only are some terms represented by a variety of words, but some words represent a variety of concepts. Besides the various groups already mentioned, "orgy" could be used in conjunction with many non-sexual themes, such as "an orgy of violence."

      The final and most blatant dishonest aspect of these comparisons are the actual concepts being compared. Even if Google fairly represented interest in all concepts equally, there is no way that "apple pie" is a relevant comparison for anything considered commonplace. So what if it's an American tradition. That doesn't mean there's a significant community interest in getting more information or multimedia related to it. An picking a random sport like surfing isn't relevant either. You could pick a big favorite like football or a niche activity like bachi ball - the community's level of interest in these activities have no bearing on how acceptable or obscene the community finds them. If there is any correlation at all, it's probably that the more interest displayed under Google Trends in an activity, the more prurient the activity is. Web surfing encourages personal and even private use, so information that is embarrassing to inquire about elsewhere will be more strongly represented in web searches.

      Such a bad legal position.

    2. Re:Who farted? by DKlineburg · · Score: 1
      I agree with the above that the chart is biased. That being said:

      Web surfing encourages personal and even private use, so information that is embarrassing to inquire about elsewhere will be more strongly represented in web searches. Doesn't that prove that people are mor interested in orgy than they let on? If we all want to look at it in private, are we not all interested in it, but afraid of sociaty telling us we are bad? Now, I for one having come from a divorce where I was cheated on, I feel that orgies and open sexuality can get you in trouble. I just wonder as a sociaty how many things we have been force feed by biblicals that really aren't they way sociaty as a whole thinks.
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  25. Utah by chill · · Score: 4, Informative

    I seem to remember a case in Utah where a local obscenity ordinance was being used to try an shut down a video rental store. The argument was local values in the town didn't truck with XXX videos.

    The defense got anonymized records from one of the big hotels right across the street from the video rental. It showed that in-room, adult movie rentals were quite popular -- well above the national average. It also showed that the majority of those renting were from the local area, and not out of town perverts.

    The defense showed that the "local values" were, in reality, not in line with the stuffy, Victorian puritanism that was being touted publicly. The defense won the case.

    This Florida case strikes me as very similar.

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    1. Re:Utah by KokorHekkus · · Score: 2, Informative

      You remember correctly, here is the year 2000 New York Times article covering the case: http://www.nytimes.com/2000/10/23/technology/23PORN.html?ex=1214452800&en=6a4a8bd6fbec1199&ei=5070

      According to the article it only took the jury a few minutes to find him not guilty.

    2. Re:Utah by bogidu · · Score: 1

      That's because there are FAR more hypocrites than true prudes in this country. I often wonder why that is, why don't people just be who they are? Is it cowardice, or politics, or what? Maybe I'm just getting old and don't give a rat's ass anymore.

    3. Re:Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you might consider helping others not give a rat's ass anymore about lots of things that provoke reactions like hypocrisy or honest prudishness. I think the ability to not give a rat's ass is somehow the key to your questions.

  26. 2006 Disney Mouse Orgy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was apparently an incident at Euro Disney where the costumed characters simulated sexual activity. People caught cellphone video of it, and it infected the news cycle as the "Mouse Orgy". This seems to have caused the spike.

  27. Re:How to lie with Statistics by KevinColyer · · Score: 1

    This is one of the few books I remember clearly and I read it at school over 20 years ago! Highly recommended.

  28. Anal Sex Epidemic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As it turns out, 2006 showed a pretty big uptick in "anal sex" hits.

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=surfing%2C+orgy%2C+apple+pie%2C+anal+sex&ctab=0&geo=US&geor=usa.fl&date=all&sort=0

  29. human nature is human nature is human nature by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    it has good, bad, and uly qualities. that some of human nature's qualities are ugly or bad does not mean they magically go away, or ever will go away. they are constants, across all time and all cultures. things like envy, jealousy: these are natural aspects of our psychology. ther are not taught to children, they are inherent in how our brains work. they are self-apparent and self-creating. do i like envy and jealousy? no, but i accept them as inescable quantities in the people around me. wishing them away will not go away. furthermore, my view of human nature i balanced, not bleak. there is plenty good about human nature to balance out the bad

    and you wish to babble about "the culture of feast and sharing" versus "the culture of famine and war". huh? whatever those constructs are, as most charitably as i can say it is, if such things exist, they are contemporaneous. there is no magical replacement of one or the other. we are our own best friends, and our own worst enemies, all at the same time

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  30. caligula is here and now by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    we are rich in the west today. as such, we have more sex than our poorer ancestors, and just as much sex as the roman emperors. western prudishness is very much been defeate by the relative richness of our lives compared to the past or other cultures, or did you mix the 1960s?

    in the past, the rich also had rich sex lives. that rich people can escape social mores is not an amazing concept. nor is it true that there was some magical past when all love was free. the average roman was most definitely not having the sex life of caligula. you cannot draw conclusions about the lives of past poor people from the decadence of past rich people

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  31. i'm sorry, i find all of that history implausible by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    to be more precise, i find your historical anecdotes to be petarded

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  32. Human nature has many facets by spun · · Score: 1

    Human nature has two natural modes that are resource dependent. In times of plentiful resources, sharing and cooperation make more sense. There are always local scarcities and disasters, so when a society has more than enough in general, it makes the most sense to share and cooperate, to build support networks.

    In times of famine, it makes sense to look after yourself and your own, and not to share with others. What is so hard to understand about that?

    Of course things like jealousy and envy are natural, but they are not the only natural emotional responses to a given situation. One can feel pleasure in the accomplishments of another. One can enjoy it when one's friends or partner makes other friends, or even takes other lovers. One does not have to feel threatened. Although both types of responses are natural, it is the culture one grows up in that determines which response is more natural for you.

    I gave you a good reference, at least glance at it. You may also want to examine Saharasia by James DeMeo. It makes a case that the culture of famine was mentally 'locked in' to most societies around 4500BC, when the first huge climate change after the development of agriculture happened.

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  33. so you want to represent to me by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    that at the time of the agricultural revolution, when food forever more became reliable rather than a mad scramble, suddenly we all got locked into famine thinking

    i'm sorry, but this is stupid

    but you don't have to listen to me. history is replete with utopianists. go close your eyes about human nature, make believe everything will be magically bountiful with the right "insights" (ie, delusions) about humanity... go found your utopia... and it always fails

    because human nature is fixed in all the awful ways you wish to magically explain away, even though all of humanity has always behaved these awful ways in every time period, in every culture, and will behave so forever more. these negative aspects of human nature are not in flux as you think they are, nor are they bound to be influenced by these artifical constructs you represent here which just seem to be some sort of fantasy wish fulfillment

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    1. Re:so you want to represent to me by spun · · Score: 1

      Are you being deliberately dense? You seem to be trying to twist my words around to fit some idea you have in your head of who I am and what I am like, and you couldn't be further from the truth. If you'd stop and actually read what I said, you'd see we aren't in disagreement over much but the details.

      Here's what happened: before agriculture, when famine and drought happened, people moved on.

      Before 4500 BC, the Sahara and central Asia were fertile grasslands. But then they dried up. You had societies with surpluses and advanced organization running out of food for the first time ever. They did what had not been done before: they went to war.

      Look at the archeological record, before this time: no walled cities. No weapons that were only for killing humans. No mass graves. After this time, you see all that.

      Famine means no B vitamins for developing myeling sheaths. You had a whole generation of post traumatic stress, starving adults raising a whole generation of brain damaged kids. The culture of war and famine was locked in.

      I provided references for you to read that back up my points. Can you do the same to back up your ideas? Until you can, I am going to put it back on you: you have a negative view that you are projecting onto all of human culture for all time, and human nature is more nuanced than that.

      Do utopias always fail? Go read about the Mondragon Cooperative. Read The Continuum Concept. You are wrong about certain details and I have the data to back it up, you don't.

      Human nature has both positive and negative aspects. Culture and learning can emphasize one side or the other of this nature. What is so hard to understand about that?

      Why do you feel so threatened by the idea that humans may have a natural, caring, cooperative side to their nature? You feel threatened enough to engage in attacking obvious straw men, and making ad hominems against me. Something in you does not want to believe this could be true, yet it isn't even that far from what you yourself have said. Why is that?

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  34. Quote, unquote by dogdick · · Score: 1
    To quote this article and reference another:

    in the privacy of their own homes, more people in Pensacola are interested in 'orgy' than "apple pie'."
    I think for the most part, the majority of us are interested in both.
  35. Re:i'm sorry, i find all of that history implausib by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    They're not my historical anecdotes, they're wikipedia's. You can change it if you want (but they'll change it right back).

    Since you obviously have a problem with wikipedia's accuracy, I looked it up on uncyclopedia. Unfortionately, according to the uncyclopedia, petards don't exist. But Picard does. According to uncyclopedia, what Shakespeare said was "He was hoist by his own Picard".

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  36. Same old issue again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem that I see with this issue is that it isn't *really* about protecting the children so much as protecting one's self from having to encounter something that makes one squeamish.

    Pictures of naked women painted to look like cows (for example) are pretty darn weird. A lot of people are well within their rights to be freaked out by the existence of such pictures. They are exactly the sort of thing that makes someone squeamish. But does that, in and of itself, mean they should be illegal?

    In a country that is founded upon personal freedom, the answer is "no." In a country founded on moral oppression the answer is "yes," but America is not (at least in theory) such a country. Here the acid test is (or at least should be) "is it directly harmful to a human." And, in the case of these pictures, the answer is obviously, "no."

    I have friends who are fond of saying, "I will fight to the death to defend your right to free speech" (interestingly enough, none of them have actually joined the military, but that is beside the point). They like to pretend to be patriotic. In my opinion, a REAL patriot would say, "I will fight to the death to defend your right to do things that freak me the fuck out."

    1. Re:Same old issue again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Here the acid test is (or at least should be) "is it directly harmful to a human."

      I would argue the acid test should be more like, "is it directly harmful to a non-consenting human."

    2. Re:Same old issue again by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      And we also have to define harm. I consider it far more harmful to hide the world from someone than to actually let them learn that the world is a strange and wondrous place.

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    3. Re:Same old issue again by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Pictures of naked women painted to look like cows (for example) are pretty darn weird. A lot of people are well within their rights to be freaked out by the existence of such pictures. They are exactly the sort of thing that makes someone squeamish.
      Why did you use that as an example and why exactly would it make you squeamish? Not trolling, just curious. Doesn't sound exactly like a 4chan type thing.
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    4. Re:Same old issue again by Firethorn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I DID join the military, and I HAVE said similar statements.

      'I disagree with everything you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it'. Personally, I'd rather kill the enemy to protect our rights; dying doesn't actually tend to do much.

      Thus, I'll actually defend Phelps - but I think he's a complete a**wipe for what he's done, including before he decided to start protesting military funerals. Previously he'd protest at gay funerals; I guess it didn't get him enough media coverage.

      By the same token, I'll defend the right of the bikers to protest phelp's protest. ;)

      On the other hand - I believe in the 'high road'. This does not mean that there can't be dissent. It merely means people should remain polite in their dissent. This is just common sense - being a screaming tard isn't going to gain you converts. A polite, reasoned discussion can.

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    5. Re:Same old issue again by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      (interestingly enough, none of them have actually joined the military, but that is beside the point). They like to pretend to be patriotic. Were any of them old enough to join the military in WWII? If not, they aren't pretending. There hasn't been an outside threat to our right to free speech in at least 60 years. I don't really know if Japan would have imposed limits, but I admit that it's likely.

      Unless you expect the army to execute GWB, the only person to actually curtail our right in any significant way in the history of our nation.

    6. Re:Same old issue again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which leads to the logical conclusion that we need more "real" wars.

  37. OK, so what's wrong with Deland and W. Palm Beach? by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 1

    What are they, dead there??? Come on people, let's get with the program...

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  38. only in last century or two by peter303 · · Score: 1

    >Sexual intercourse is meant to be an act performed in private for the two parties that love and care for each other deeply enough to create a stronger bond.

    In tribal cultures everyone knows who is doing who and when. Ditto when the whole extended family slept in one or two rooms. Ditto for all bodily functions.

    1. Re:only in last century or two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in tribal cultures, if you are not doing your "spouse" you'll end up dead.

  39. They should use this in Japan by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    For the mandatory obscenity checks described in the other article.

  40. But the plaintif has a decent counter arguement by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    when they said "you seen one apple pie, you seen em all".

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  41. French canadians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple pie? what is that?
    http://www.google.com/trends?q=surfing%2C+orgy%2C+apple+pie&ctab=0&geo=CA&geor=all&date=all&sort=0

  42. Google Trends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..can show some interesting information.
    For instance, if we graph biology, chemistry and, physics, we can see that chemistry comes in the lead followed by physics and finally biology. There is a concerning drop over summer break and Christmas holidays...

  43. dude by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i said human nature was good bad and ugly

    "Why do you feel so threatened by the idea that humans may have a natural, caring, cooperative side to their nature?"

    i don't feel threatened by that, because that they have this side is 100% true, and something i am quite comfortable with and happy about, and something i never denied, want to deny, or have a reason to deny to have a sound understanding of human nature. but just as constant is humanity's selfish craven jealous side. see how that works?

    the issue is that you think one side of human nature can come to dominate, and the other side just disappears

    no, this is ironclad tomfoolery

    but i'm wrong, because of vitamin b and myelin sheaths...

    !!!

    congratulations, with that bullshit, you achieved crackpot status

    dude, go start your utopia. why are you wasting your time trying to convince me, i'm obviously a harpy of the culture of famine, or whatever the appropriate bullshit verbiage is

    go dude. start your utopia. stop wasting your time here in the culture of war with the unenlightened like me

    (snicker)

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    1. Re:dude by spun · · Score: 1

      Please point to me where I said one side of human nature can dominate the other completely.

      Please point out where I said I want to start a utopia.

      I said that culture can emphasize the cooperative or the selfish side of human nature. I gave references. But you are so fucking convinced you are right and I am wrong (even though you have yet to demonstrate an understanding of what I'm saying) that you feel it's okay to attack me personally.

      You haven't refuted a thing I've said. Hell, you haven't even understood a thing I've said, and I've put it in terms a six year could understand. Maybe if you weren't retarded, you could have finished your little movie faster.

      (snicker)

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  44. Catering Connection? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Clearly there is a simple connection. People get hungry for desert after their orgy.

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  45. Are they serious? by dvs01 · · Score: 1

    Obscenity laws? A court case over what pr0n someone wants to watch? JIHAD!

    But seriously.. WTF? This is very rediculous.

  46. So Americans are more interested in Orgies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But us Britons are more interested in our national foodstuff, the cup of tea, than an orgy:

    http://www.google.com/trends?q=orgy%2C+tea&ctab=0&geo=GB&geor=all&date=all&sort=1

    QED

    1. Re:So Americans are more interested in Orgies by edraven · · Score: 1

      How very sad for you.

    2. Re:So Americans are more interested in Orgies by Nursie · · Score: 1

      True, but it looks like we love a good fish supper even more:

      http://www.google.com/trends?q=fish%2C+tea&ctab=0&geo=GB&geor=all&date=all&sort=1

  47. They were looking at the wrong search terms by insanemime · · Score: 1

    If I were wanting to show a really compelling case via search terms I would use "bible, jesus, porn, surfing, nascar". "Porn" blows them all out of the water. Here is my Google trends search for that area in the last 30 days with these terms

  48. ever hear of communism? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it emphasized altruism over selfishness

    and utterly failed

    because people's selfish nature was still an aspect of the cogs in the machine, it still asserted itself: "why should i work when i will guaranteed a share of society no matter what?" everything ground to a halt. there was no motivation

    whether or not you consider that a valid representation of communism, the fact is, communism attempted to nurture one side of human nature, and failed

    human society and its rules must mirror the nature of the humans it is being imposed upon, or such as society will fail. human society and its laws must perform a balancing act

    there is no such thing emphasizing one aspect over another. if you do, you will simply wind up with a revolution and be replaced

    "Human nature has both positive and negative aspects. Culture and learning can emphasize one side or the other of this nature. What is so hard to understand about that?"

    no: culture and learning do nothing, absolutely nothing to bring out the positive and repress the negative. mainly because your entire metric of what is positive and negative are complete bullshit. they are two sides of the same coin. selfishness can be good in some ways, and altruism can cause suffering in some ways. both must exist in balance, none dominating the other

    repeat: you cannot change human nature with culture learning. it simply is what it is, a constant across all cultures and time periods

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:ever hear of communism? by spun · · Score: 1

      No, communism was another form of authoritarianism that emphasized not sharing, but obedience. But your reference to it here sheds a lot of light on your antipathy. You see me as someone who wants to force human nature to be a particular way. I am not, I don't need to force it.

      Modern economic research proves you wrong about human nature. Google 'reciprocity fairness economic research' or look up the ultimatum game (a good start at wikipedia, it should lead to many of the other research games.) Humans are naturally more cooperative than selfish. In fact, it is culture that emphasizes selfishness.

      Humans will often take a personal loss to enforce fairness. In the ultimatum game, played for many months salary in experiments in India, a person is given a certain amount of money. They can give any amount or none of it to the other player, who then can accept the deal, or reject it, in which case no one gets anything.

      The logical, self interested person will always accept any amount of money, and only reject a 100%-0% split. That is the prediction that free market theory makes, and it is dead wrong. People will work against their self interest in order to punish unfairness.

      This particular game is played in a vacuum. You don't know who you are playing against, and you only pay one round. Other games are different, and let people know who they are playing against and play more than one round.

      The interesting thing about those games is that culture matters. In group games, if enough people are cooperative, almost everyone will be because it makes more sense. If enough people start out selfish, almost everyone will be, to protect themselves.

      If human nature is unchanging, then why is the isolated rain-forest tribe described in The Continuum Concept (among MANY others) so different? Why do they never engage in war? Why do their children never tease each other, or even play competitive games?

      You continue to make unfounded assertions you can't back up with data. I continue to give references and new data. When you simply refuse to accept one set of data, I bring out different supporting facts.

      In short, you exemplify my signature. All you are doing is contradicting me, without backing up your claims. I'm through arguing with you because it is boring, you haven't given me any new facts to work with, only unfounded opinion, which is worthless.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  49. Re:How the hell are obscenity laws still there? by edraven · · Score: 1

    The Conservative viewpoint is constructed around the basic principle that there are certain things which it is vitally important not to appear to condone.

  50. Awkard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I live in Pensacola.

    Um, yeah.

  51. Communism failing? how exactly does an ideology.. by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

    fail? Sure, the Soviet Union failed. Communism can't succeed or fail, it is an ideology. How it is implemented can fail (or succeed). Communism fails to scale up in non homogeneous societies. The typical family unit often employs communism. Resources are shared. Your statement is almost like pointing to Iraq and saying that democracy failed (naysayers would say "but they just need more time!!!").

  52. wow by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    it's like listening to a creationist, or a ufo enthusiast

    your particular brand of nutjobbery is this: everyone is essentailly a loving being, and it is culture that teaches us violence, and evil, and suffering. that none of these things are innate in ourselves

    "Humans are naturally more cooperative than selfish. In fact, it is culture that emphasizes selfishness."

    wow, just wow. what do you say to this sort of nonsense? its stupefying

    i don't know if i have the depth of intellectual charity to stoop to the kindergarten level required to open your eyes to this particular huge blind spot, nor the time, nor the space in this thread. you're too far gone

    but don't worry dude, take my nonresponsiveness to mean i have no way to back up my assertions and you've totally proved me wrong, yeah ;-P

    perhaps i can offer you simply this:

    go into a classroom full of 3 year olds. watch their behavior for simply 15 minutes, no more. in that time, you will see the heights of kindness, and the pits of cruelty, all in that microcosm of humanity. because BOTH instincts towards selfish and altruistic behavior are INNATE, not taught

    now i will hear from you how the cruel ones have already been corrupted by bad parents, and how they can still be taught to have sunlight come of their assholes, etc., etc., etc.

    zzz...

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  53. Hoist on your own petard by spun · · Score: 1

    You cannot change human nature with culture learning, eh? Then perhaps you'd like to refute this quotation:

    sure, we don't have to fight and scrounge for food anymore, but this has only been true for the last century. which, not coincidentally, the last century has seen a relaxation of sexual mores. I think what this guy is saying is that our culture has changed because of changes in resources, and this has produced a profound change in the nature of human sexuality. Oh wait, that guy was YOU. Fucking idiot. You can't even stay consistent in your own ideas. Why do I always get sucked into pointless arguments with obstreperous morons? You'd think I'd have learned by now...
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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  54. Obscene is defined by religion by Khashishi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If we are enforcing our opinions on obscenity on others, we are little different than the Islamists who are enforcing their belief that women showing any skin are being obscene.

  55. just look at the females then by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    females invest their time and effort in a child and a man and need to keep that unit intact to further their reproductive success. they cannot have another female enticing the male that other fruits lie elsewhere. open sexuality endangers their genes. therefore right there is incentive enough to punish any "slutish" females, ie, any females partaking of open enjoyment of sex. this is just too threatening to have in open society for their reproductive success

    there are a number of other scenarios where, in terms of selfish genes, it makes sense to limit access to, enjoyment of, and open displays of sex

    of course in a society such as ours, with birth control, and unlimited access to food, and disease control, etc., limiting sex is pointless. in fact, in such very recent rich societies, sexual attitudes have been liberating. but i'm not talking about behavior in such rare, barely recent societies. i'm talking about behavior in the vast majority of human experience in time and cultures: poor and suffering and scrambling. such that these sexual dilemnas are now pretty much hardwired in our emotional makeup. feelings of jealousy are unnecessary, and yet there they are nonetheless

    just like it doesn't make sense that men are still attracted to large breasts. there's plenty of food, no need to be attracted to female bodies with a reproductive insurance policy of healthy tissue reserves. and yet we still are attracted to large female breasts. simply because we are hard wired that way. does it make sense anymore? no. it doesn't need to make sense now, its all about how we've been wired for survival in a different time and place

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  56. calm down dorothy by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it doesn't help to turn into a spastic hysterical twit. it might falsify your claims that a calm nurturing altruism is your dominant nature

    (snicker)

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  57. There is a difference of opinion on that matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some scholars say "yes."

    Others say he still is.

  58. Should I call the whaaaambulance? by spun · · Score: 1

    I'm only following your lead, asshole. I never said altruism is MY dominant nature, I'm a fucking asshole. Sorry, no hippy peace and love here, just science.

    I kept it civil in the face of increasing hostility from you, but you had to keep pushing. Now I let out a little bit of what you've been trying to dish and you turn into a whiny schoolgirl. Have a little spine and some self respect, you fucking cuntflap.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  59. Control based on procreation and sexism by davidwr · · Score: 1

    For thousands of years, the big reason to control a woman's sex was so you, her husband or father, knew who fathered her children.

    Now, with birth control and in some societies abortion widely available, it's less of an issue.

    If today's western liberal sexual attitudes prevailed in a pre-pill environment, the number of children born to either unmarried mothers or mothers not married to the child's father would be way higher than it was. The results would've changed society.

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    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
    1. Re:Control based on procreation and sexism by Tom · · Score: 1

      For thousands of years, the big reason to control a woman's sex was so you, her husband or father, knew who fathered her children. Maybe. However, the fact that sexuality of males was subject to the same religious and social taboos makes it obvious that this can't be the whole story. As such, I stand by my original claim and yours is an additional "benefit" or beneficial side-effect at best.

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  60. follow you did

    to the complete dissolution of your entire point

    i am teh winnar!

    flawless victory!

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    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:HA! by spun · · Score: 1

      In your own twisted and childish mind. But you've made my point for me, human nature has two sides, and it is influenced by culture. Here, I've adopted the 'asshole culture' that you are obviously familiar with.

      As you have not yet understood my point, I seriously doubt your ability to assess its dissolution, but thank you for playing, "How to be a whiny pussy."

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  61. Re:How the hell are obscenity laws still there? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

    Apparently the Liberal viewpoint is constructed around willful ignorance of anyone who doesn't wholeheartedly agree with it.

  62. Re:How the hell are obscenity laws still there? by edraven · · Score: 1

    Nah, that's just basic to human nature.

  63. More Practially, its just manners... by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    Anybody who has ever worked in a bar, and had to clean up after a person (typically a woman) in a skirt with no underwear on has sat on a bar stool knows why public nudity is a bad thing.

    The euphemism is "snail trail" and it is grotesque...

    That said, I have enjoyed being naked in public at places like a nude beach where there is no common accommodation and everybody is sitting on their own private towel, and that is fine.

    The reason that we don't want people screwing in the streets can be easily reduced to manners. No need for higher moral cause handed down from some all-father. _EVERYBODY_ has a list of "sexual acts" they never want to participate in, or see, or even have to acknowledge. I've never seen "two girls one cup" but the fact that I even know it exists has diminished me in some way. If I had to run the risk of seeing that happen at any street corner bistro would keep me from leaving my house.

    Society, like any good fiction, knows that the more explicit sex you put in the plain text, the more you diminish your saleability and limit your audience to a niche.

    Now I have no interest in barring people from going to a "sex club" (where, hopefully, they have pressure washers for daily use 8-) because in that circumstance the attendees know before hand what they can expect to see.

    But in real life, the idea of all those people at the supermarket being naked, scratching their asses and then checking the tomatoes for freshness, or getting santorum all over the pop-tarts is repugnant. Not that cross-contamination never happens, but making it the expected default does not advance civilization.

    So, I vote no to public nudity of the pedestrian sort, while voting yes to the public nudity of may specific sorts.

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    Innocent people shouldn't be forced to pay for inferior software development.
    --"Code Complete" Microsoft Press
    1. Re:More Practially, its just manners... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Anybody who has ever worked in a bar, and had to clean up after a person (typically a woman) in a skirt with no underwear on has sat on a bar stool knows why public nudity is a bad thing.

      Polite people bring a towel to sit on when they're in such situations. (Oddly, nudists sitting on a towel is one use that Douglas Adams missed.)

      The reason that we don't want people screwing in the streets can be easily reduced to manners.

      Well, I'm not sure how we jumped from public nudity to screwing in the streets. But there's a difference between non-conformity, rude behavior, and criminal behavior. Non-conformist behavior says "I don't give a damn about your arbitrary social norms," while rude behavior says "I don't give a damn about you," and criminal behavior (truly criminal, that is, harmful to others) goes beyond that to actively says "Screw you."

      But in real life, the idea of all those people at the supermarket being naked, scratching their asses and then checking the tomatoes for freshness, or getting santorum all over the pop-tarts is repugnant.

      I don't have a problem with hygiene codes. No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no service, fine. But a very small part of the world consists of grocery stores, and saying "you need to have clothes on in the produce isle!" does not justify making a criminal out of me if I walk out on my front porch with no pants on. Criminalization of behavior should be the exception.

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      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    2. Re:More Practially, its just manners... by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

      I'll give you all of that and more, but where do you draw the line? your porch sure. your yard, okay? the street, maybe. My yard? not without invite. the bus? You want to spend a crowded rush hour on the subway sitting there in a standing-room only trip, while some guy you don't know is bumping his tumescence in your ear every time the train lurches?

      Now making some guy a sex offender because he "went streaking" for his eighteenth birthday and some eleven year old happened to see him is ridiculous. (this is happening in the news just now.)

      So yea, I don't think there is a damn thing wrong with people being naked where they can be seen, if it is the casual (or even the funny) kind of naked you see as an ongoing proposition at nude beach etc.

      As a social convention it becomes essentially unworkable on a daily occurrence. Do we thing have a three-tap-rule for whether a guy is scratching his nuts or fondling himself? And who is responsible for keeping count?

      In simple point of fact, outside of special considerations, hygiene alone provides enough incentive to require clothing in public. Small tribes get away with being essentially naked because they are all going to be sick or well together anyway. In the scale of even a small town population it becomes immediately unworkable.

      And clothes keep us from having to process every suppurating sore, hairy mole, and personal abrupt ion of ever other person we meet every moment of the day. Not just sitting on towels but body scratch then elevator button or doorknob transaction, every office wall leaned against, every bus seat and service counter.

      You say a polite person brings their own towel to sit on? Sure. Might as well attach them securely to the body so you dont' have to hold them. heck, make them specially crafted and tailored towels expressly for that purpose. Then give them a special name... like "pants".

      If you can honestly say that you wouldn't mind seeing every person you see each and any day, butt-naked, well more luck too you.

      Clothing advances civilization because of hygiene and because we don't need to spend half our day, every day, looking for the eye-bleach and the memory wipes... 8-)

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      --"Code Complete" Microsoft Press
  64. Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > it's not like there once was a time in human history when love was free and sex was easy.

    I call bullshit on this one. I think we were less the chimpanzee and more the bonobo kind of ape, and churches fodbid sex to control people by making them sinners for wanting the most basic and most important thing(s) in our existence.

    So *fuck religion*... fuck eveything... literally! :P

  65. How come you don't post interesting shit like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ON K5?

  66. duhhhhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    want to spank the monkey real quick, what better way than to search "orgy" on google? Out of the multiple girls there, one or two are bound to be fine. That's what I do, search for something like that, and hit images next. Easier than deciding on porn sometimes or if I am on the bus. You know how it is you sexless nerds.

  67. ever see teenage girls? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "she's a slut, no she's a slut!"

    it's not from culture, it's from basic female psychology: the female that is promsicuous puts all the females at risk because their investment in a male for caregiving duties is under threat to be stolen

    the group polices the behavior of the individuals to keep the sexual power in line

    of course infidelity continues, its just secret and quiet

    so yeah, we screw a lot, just like bonobos, but its all hush hush, that's the big difference: not that sex doesn't occur, but that sex doesn't occur OPENLY

    we're the thinking apes. as such, it naturally follows that we're also the ones to lie the most. a better name for homo sapiens is homo hypocritus

    but there is no better life in telling the truth about sex, about having our sexuality in public: it just runs too roughshod of our craven psychosexual motivations, we set ourselves up to be attacked by those just acting the way homo sapiens act about sex for selfish genetic reasons

    so we continue in our special secret, lying homo sapiens way with our sexuality. we screw, a lot, we do. it's just that this particular ape does it secretly

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  68. To Paraphrase Tom Lehrer... by duane_robertson · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it, owing to the nature of the laws, as a matter of community standards and stifling of free expression and so on, but we know what's really involved: dirty movies are fun.

    Queue the song, "Smut".

  69. there is such a thing as degree and scale by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    if germany prevents you from reading nazi literature, it is the same KIND of censorship as china not allowing you to read any criticism of the government whatsoever. however, as you can obviously see, the DEGREE AND SCALE of the censorship is hugely different. you can still read tons of media criticizing the government in germany

    likewise, preventing you from watching women perform blowjobs on guys in the bushes is the same KIND of sexual morality enforcement as muslim fundamentalists wrapping women from head to toe. however, it is obviously to a much greater DEGREE AND SCALE. you can go to any city in the usa and watch women walk around in tube tops and miniskirts

    i am not defending the censorship of the pornography websites. but i am saying that it is a much more minor transgression on your freedom than what goes on in fundamentalist muslim countries. and that matters

    in other words, we don't have to be a perfect society in order to criticize societies that are a lot lower on the scale of freedom

    so many times you will see criticism of say, chinese censorship, and then someone responds "yeah well, fox news spouts propaganda, so its the same thing!"

    no, it is not the same thing at all

    and simply because fox news exists does not mean we have to stop criticizing china. you can read any damn media you want in the usa, form any country. in china, you can't see or read anything that remotely criticizes the government. and if you criticize the government in china, you are subject to punishment. do you think twice about criticizing gw bush? no. that matters a hell of a lot more than fox news existing or not

    sp if another society commits a crime to a much greater order of magnitude, they are perfectly valid targets for criticism, even if your own society engages in the same sort of crime, TO A MUCH LESSER DEGREE AND SCALE

    otherwise, the most liberal society in the world, with the teensiest bit of social enforcement, cannot criticize the most oppressive regime on the world. of course it can. of course it SHOULD

    some people just have absolutely ridiculous, impossible standards before you are allowed to criticize others. this speaks volumes about their own character flaws, but it says nothing about a real and valid basis for criticizing others in the real world

    no, you do not have to be a saint before you can criticize others. if your society's crimes are much less than another society's crimes, you have every right and moral authority to criticize the much worse society. NO society can ever be perfect. so expecting someone to be perfect ebfore they can criticize simply means there will be no progress possible in this world. its an impossible standard to live up to

    so frankly, your words:

    "If we are enforcing our opinions on obscenity on others, we are little different than the Islamists who are enforcing their belief that women showing any skin are being obscene."

    is complete and utter bullshit

    we are VERY different, even if we slid a hell of whole lot on the scale of censorship and freedom, we'd still be a lot more free than say press freedoms in china or russia or personal freedoms in saudi arabia or iran

    and we have every right and moral authority to criticize those societies for that fact, because of the concepts of DEGREE AND SCALE

    it makes a difference

    it does

    learn that

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    1. Re:there is such a thing as degree and scale by adri · · Score: 1

      I suggest you start publicly mocking the government and what you believe they're doing wrong.

      Just see what happens.

      The trouble with America (looking in from the outside) is that American rights are being eroded whilst the populace are lead to believe nothing bad is happening. The fact that its _occuring_ is the problem, not how good or bad you think it is. You're being lead to think that its not bad. Hilarious.

      China is always a fun one. I tell you what; how about you dream up a way for what, > 1 billion people to continue living and breathing. Points for logical deduction with evidence backing up your claims (logic itself isn't enough.)

      Just remember, you get more money now farming gold on WoW than you do growing rice, so what do you do if you want to get ahead..

  70. on behalf of an Anonymous Coward by another Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Below is the full text of a reply to this article from a friend in email. I just want to judge the response from the gallery. (He does not know that I am posting this, hence I felt AC to be an appropriate author). In particular, I brought this post by Tom to his attention: http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=593517&cid=23916603

    Here is their response:

    weird... This is complete bullshit and utterly wierd, I hate when the
    "sociologically conscience" go on random outbursts that rely on poor
    reasoning.

    This ideology should be a no-brainer for anyone who understands the
    realities of the intellectually evolutionized (is that a word?) world.
      The foundations for this argument is rationalized through moral
    standards and the holding of the public to higher levels of control.
    Sex is the causation for many emotions, both negative and positive.
    Utilizing this basis as a standard shows why legislature essentially
    "protects" the public through policing powers when confounded with
    "sex" related topics. It is the duty of the law to protect the public
    from obscenity for two reasons in particular, the people regard these
    obscenities as relatively bad and the unauthorized/unwilling
    subjection to obscenity goes against the "natural born" god granted
    rights afforded by the foundational legislature of the united states.

    In other words and for the most part, my subjection to anything which
    I do not wish to be subjected to is a breach of the subjecting parties
    reasonable diligence due to society.

    Now the reasoning behind being 18 before being legally allowed to be
    subjected to these behaviors (strip clubs etc.) comes directly from
    the basis of majority age. 18 is the legal age at which a person is
    said to be "competent" enough to contract, thus they have the
    capabilities to understand the decisions they make and be held to them
    regardless of the context.

    Look up the legal definition of crime vs. tort and you will have your
    answer, to why this "social epidemic" occurs.

    PS. I hate this garbage, but heres a better search on google trends....
    http://www.google.com/trends?q=surfing%2C+pussy%2C+sex%2C+fuck%2C+apple+pie&ctab=0&geo=US&geor=usa.fl&date=all&sort=0

  71. The answer to "why" it is like that by PMBjornerud · · Score: 1

    I, of course, don't support public obscenities and indecencies- it's just plainly wrong to do some things in public. But then I try to think why it is, and can't seem to find a good answer. Is it because that's how I was brought up, and that's how I learned it should be? Culture is the buffer between Experience and Genes.

    Experience can change a human in a blink of an eye. Genes changes us over millenia. Culture serves as a collection of "rules of thumb" collected by a society and changes in the course of generations.

    Culture is the way it is today because it have been an efficient organization of our society. Thinking of sex as a taboo most likely came with cities and large numbers of people living close together. Casual sex certainly transmits diseases. Culture changed to make this behavior unacceptable. A mix of darwinism and common sense adding up over the years.

    Sex and morality is reforming these days because we have birth control and disease control. It's not as dangerous as it was before. I assume our genes are coded for more casual sex. If it wasn't in our genes, affairs and one-night stands would be unheard of.

    I expect it to settle on a level of sexual openness that we can safely have, given current technologies for preventing disease or accidental pregnancy.

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  72. geek card? by johnny+cashed · · Score: 1

    I thought this was news for nerds

  73. iGoogle gadget for Google Trends by leoC007 · · Score: 1

    For those who are interested, try this iGoogle gadget: http://www.google.com/ig/directory?url=lchen5.googlepages.com/gt.xml You can specify terms and monitor their trends in iGoogle.

  74. Women painted like cows by sowth · · Score: 1

    Pictures of naked women painted to look like cows (for example) are pretty darn weird.

    Thank you. You just gave me an idea for search terms of spanking material. Party time!

  75. fallacious by torokun · · Score: 1

    The argument presented rests on the false assumption that people googling things do so in proportion to their interests or activities in general.

    That's not true. For example, people can get porn on the web immediately. People cannot get apple pie on the web immediately. So people would probably sit down to google porn more often than googling apple pie.

    By the same rationale, people are probably unlikely to google 'breathing', although they breathe a lot more than they watch porn.

  76. Don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The consenting human who is being injured(really injured) may very well be an idiot who doesn't care that society has to pay the cost for his injuries being cared for.