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  1. In a world without cookies. on Marketers Back "Cookies Are Good For You" Campaign · · Score: 1

    I would have to log into slashdot every time I visit.

  2. Be prepared to cope with the bullshit. on What You Should Know When Taking a University Job? · · Score: 1

    1. Every PHD that you encounter will "know" more than you about programming, even if their PHD is in literature.

    2. The bureaucreacy, the horror.
    My experience was as follows. Work month 1. At the end of month 1 get someone who doesn't know you to sign a paper certifying that he saw you working. Deliver the papers yourself (DON'T TRUST THE INTER NAL MAIL AND CARRIER SYSTEM OR YOU WILL MISS THE DEADLINE). Get paid at the end of month 2. Repeat procedure.

    3. Let them know, on a daily basis, that even if you are a student and a 40 year old you are not a punk who is lucky enough to receive their charity (The job you are doing)

    Good Luck,
    Adolfo

  3. Re:Humans??? on The Science of Star Wars · · Score: 1

    Dude...

    That is the funniest comment that I've read all day. Its a shame that you had to post it anonymously.

  4. Re:Humans??? on The Science of Star Wars · · Score: 1

    In a seemingly infinite universe, a seemingly infinite number of posibilities take place. Therefore, it is VERY likely that a vast number of civilizations evolved just like us. They did not necesarily evolve to be like us because we have the most successfull layout (humanoid) but because 1,000,000 humanoid species in infinity is a very small number. Think of the monkeys and the typewriters.

    If you still don't want to believe that there can be two identical species in a vast universe then you can use the Battlestar Galactica approach and conclude that we are their descendants and that David Blaine is a Jedi. ;-)

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

  5. It was successfull, kind of... on Microsoft's Most Successful Failure · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was the first STABLE windows platform that could handle multimedia apps.

    Security became a joke, but stability was superb.

    It was a gigantic leap from the 9x series.

    Cheers,

    Adolfo

  6. Re:Wow... the 1960's.. on NASA Discovers Space Spies From the 60's · · Score: 1

    I always thought that Star Wars Storm Trooper's outfits ability to protect against hard vaccum was bad science. Thanks for the info :-)

  7. LOOK!!! Space Fighters!!! on NASA Discovers Space Spies From the 60's · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or if you look at this you can see a small spacecraft firing some sort of proyectile towards Earth? Left corner over the storm.

  8. Re:Well great! on New .XXX Top Level Domain · · Score: 1

    Have you visited http://www.whitehouse.org/ recently ;-) ?

  9. Re:Okay so... on Windows Servers Neck and Neck with Unix Servers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    .NET apps I am at least three times more productive with .NET than with J2EE. Therefore I save a lot of money and developement time by using .NET capable servers. (I have also used MONO but it has less performance) For everything else (database, networks, etc) I use Linux.

  10. Re:Apache on Microsoft IIS v7 Details Emerge · · Score: 1

    I said that to run ASP on apache you could use apache asp. It is a lie.

    I made a mistake. My quick googling confused Chilisoft with the link that I posted.

    I apologize for the inconvenience.

    Adolfo

  11. Re:Apache on Microsoft IIS v7 Details Emerge · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Imagine having apache run .Net or ASP web applications."

    In my experience Mono http://www.mono-project.com/ has done a wonderfull job at runing ASP.NET apps and web services.

    To run clasic ASP get this.
    http://www.apache-asp.org/

    If you are concerned with their legality go check Tomcat and JBoss ;-)

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

  12. Re:What's Wrong with New "Star Wars" Trilogy? on Revenge of the Sith Easter Eggs · · Score: 1

    Palpatine said that his master had the ability to create life by manipulating the midiclorians. He also said that he learned everything from his master. Anakin was created by Palpatine.

  13. Re:huh? on Revenge of the Sith Easter Eggs · · Score: 1

    There are many explanations but I have this one. A ton is differet in England than in America. A parsec is different in a long time ago in a galaxy far far away than on modern day earth. Enjoy.

  14. Legality? on Open source Java? · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Project harmony appears to be to Java what mono is to c#.

    Anti Micsrosoft zealots bash Mono everytime they get. I'd love to read their oppinion towards Harmony.

    Adolfo

  15. I'll stick to Opera on Firefox 1.1 Boasts New Features · · Score: 1

    As long as Firefox is missing Sessions, User Mode, a lightweight and responsive Tab system, a Fit to Window Width function, a Zoom feature and the Magic Wand I'll stick to Opera. I always recommend Firefox as an Internet Explorer replacement, but for power users nothing works like Opera.

  16. Genius on Google Web Accelerator · · Score: 1

    Now Google can keep track of the websites we visit! :-D

  17. Re:I need to *gain* weight on Fat Geeks Healthier Than You Thought · · Score: 2, Informative

    Perhaps you should check for Hyperthyrodism.

    Good luck.

    Adolfo

  18. Two in one! on Laser Warnings Planned for Out-of-Bounds Pilots · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if the plane decides not to comply, the laser can be used to guide smart bombs :-D

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

  19. Two words on Secure Hard Drive Deletion Appliance? · · Score: 1

    Two words

    Shotgun

    It also does wonders on zombies :-)

    Cheers,
    Adolfo

  20. Re:Assassin weapon? on The Wasp Micro Air Vehicle · · Score: 1

    Poison? If you get "stung" by a foot long "wasp" you won't need to be poisoned to de knocked down :-P

  21. Tommy? on Portrait of The Last Remaining Pinball Wizard · · Score: 1

    Pinball Wizzard? The Who? got nothing

  22. Re:all of these screenshots do not impress me on New Longhorn Screenshots And Schedule · · Score: 1
    What have we gotten with every new version of Windows.

    Software quits working

    To be honest... the 9x to NT 5 transition was pretty impressive. The difference in stability was simply astounding. XP brought a bit of eye candy and user friendliness to home users. The only operating system that I think was a worthless upgrade was Windows ME.

    It does makes some software to stop working... if it does... dont make the upgrade. Nobody is putting a gun to your head. Lotus 123 and Word Perfect work wonderfully in DOS, but I bet that most people would rather use a modern office suite just to benefit from the latest and greatest Windows.

    Cheers,
    Adolfo
  23. It killed the dynosaurs! on Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Fossil · · Score: 1

    Really ;-).

    :-| did it?

    Cheers
    Adolfo

  24. Re:But how? on Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Fossil · · Score: 1

    It is quite simple actually. This is definite proof that the earth can't be older than 6000 years ;-)

    Joke aside, I wonder how long it takes for a creationist "scientist" to use my joke without joking.

    Cheers
    Adolfo

  25. WOOD? :-S on Wooden-Cased Computers, Small and Extra-Large · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great, just great.

    Computer bugs have made me loose sleep and hair for years... ...and now I also have to worry about termites.

    Some people are just asking for trouble ;-).

    Cheers,
    Adolfo