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What You Should Know When Taking a University Job?

FyreWyr asks: "I've been working professionally for more than 10 years, and recently returned to school to refine my skills, and potentially, to change careers. In the meantime I'm seeking income from my University in the most practical fields, i.e., my old technical career (programming, networking, etc). So, a programming job has become available, and with it, questions. While I've done my share of business consulting, I've never worked within a University pay system, and further, project interviews have not revealed a clear project scope. Wanting to accept the project, I'm now working on a basic project overview WITHOUT compensation so that I can (get it reviewed, and) kick out an appropriate time estimate and salary. Can anyone provide 'wish-I-would-have-known' issues regarding the politics, expectations, and monetary realities of working for a major department within a large University?"

384 comments

  1. Same as any job by rd4tech · · Score: 2, Funny

    (1) smile, nod... repeat...
    (2) While doing (1), watch out carefully for impossible/stupid features proposed by the middle management
    (3) Return to (1).

    1. Re:Same as any job by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

      (4) If anything goes wrong, blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English.

      Ahh, Tibor...

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    2. Re:Same as any job by twiddlingbits · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You will be working with Management that does not know anything, and will have student help that does not know anything yet you will be required to bring the project in on time and on budget. You will be required to make sure the "students" come first and then the professors and then the administration and then maybe your project when scheduling test time before deployment which means you'll get some test time about 1AM Christmas morning. On the other hand if you are even reasonably competent, don't molest the students, be nice to the profs, suck up to the Administration you have some very good job security but the pay will suck.

    3. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you talking to me?

    4. Re:Same as any job by Rei · · Score: 5, Informative

      If it's anything like where I work:

      1) The stress level is a lot lower than commercial work. You're not going to get mandatory overtime, people have more of a sense of humor (sometimes, myself and others will randomly add drawing onto a whiteboard in the break room during our lunches, so the next time you see it the image has evolved), and you generally don't have an axe hanging over you all the time (although, if you're paid from grants, there is more risk). True flex hours are common, dress codes are more lax, etc. The main issue that people care about is that you get the job done, and do it well, within the deadline.

      2) The administration is a huge bureaucracy. It will take forever to get travel reimbursements, requested information, and even changes in employment status. It limps along, though.

      3) Salaries are low. Benefits are high. Workplaces tend to be tolerant (race, sexuality, etc) and in general liberal (depending on your views, this could be a good or bad thing; for me, it means I can adorn my office bulletin boards with antiwar/pro-civil-liberties posters, and only get good comments about them :) ).

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    5. Re:Same as any job by pdbogen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As "student help" that -does- know things, I take a bit of offense to this... but not too much. I'll go back to setting up servers for my department, now...

      (To add something constructive overall, though: Professors are used to having students: I.e., by and large every professor considers himself the president of his own little corporation..)

    6. Re:Same as any job by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Funny

      > don't molest the students

      I'm out.

      It was either get a job at a University or play lead guitar in a band. Now I guess I'll have to learn how to play the guitar. A little.

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    7. Re:Same as any job by chrisaj5 · · Score: 1

      Mod this one up... this fits my experience as well.

    8. Re:Same as any job by mpathetiq · · Score: 1

      I have had a very similar experience while working in city government.

    9. Re:Same as any job by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I worked at a non-profit attached to my university while I attended.

      It's even funnier when the managers of the other departments think that you should be in charge of your department instead of the incompetent, grasping person that was hired as an IT manager.

      But then, you have to consider that this was the guy who wanted *nothing* automated so he could justify having a bigger staff. He actually expected me to go from machine to machine (there were about 200 desktops) and check to see if they had been infected with a worm one day. Let's just say that didn't happen.

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    10. Re:Same as any job by GNUguy · · Score: 1

      4) You will learn the meaning of "Hurry up and wait."
      5) Pay checks are once a month (At least in California.)

      -G

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    11. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I used to work at a public university. I agree with the parent post about point 2 (slow, lumbering beauracracy) and point 3 (liberal workplace.)

      However, where I worked, point 1 was not true. It was stressful. You were working with a lot of incompetent people (compared to the private sector jobs I've had) and that in itself was very stressful. They don't know what they're doing, or what you're doing, but that doesn't necessarily mean they won't have very specific opinions on how you should do your job. Or promise that their department can do a year's worth of work in a month's time.

      And, a lot of people were under the axe. If the more incompetent and lazy were laid off first, we could've taken some relief in that. But, no. The politically connected were spared no matter how little work they did.

      And, yes, some people where I worked did have mandatory overtime. For over a year. Because they laid off too many of the people in their department who actually were doing work.

    12. Re:Same as any job by robertjw · · Score: 4, Funny

      > don't molest the students

      Is it molesting if it's voluntary?

    13. Re:Same as any job by yiantsbro · · Score: 1

      It will pretty much be like any "wanted" "got to have" "realy need to be doing" project at my University. You will invest (in this case free time) huge amounts of time researching, planning, budgeting, etc. Once the final numbers are delivered you'll receive a "hmmm...guess we can't do that right now--but we'll keep it on the table".

    14. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will soon discover that in most universities. The left hand is absolutely oblivious of what the right hand is doing. And vice versa. I work in a university right now. One side of the faculty wants to do a project on branding. The other side of the faculty goes, 'duuh? whats branding?" *scratch head and ass

    15. Re:Same as any job by zuzzabuzz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wish I'd fought for a higher starting salary. Due to #3, and the volitile nature of state funding, raises are not all that amazing (if they even happen). Your starting salary should be as high as you can wrangle it. Due to point #2 though, they may say their hands are tied and that will be that. Play up EVERY bit of education and experience you have. They can usually work with that. #1 is right on with where I work to. A nice (overall) environment to work in...just not as competitive with salaries as they think/claim they are.

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    16. Re:Same as any job by circusboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      if they are of university age, I don't think it qualifies as molestation any more.

      one tip though. don't work at a miltary university.

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    17. Re:Same as any job by blofeld42 · · Score: 1
      Compared to the commerical world the management is highly decentralized. The rule is the one who pays the piper calls the tune, and to a large extent profs are independent operators who pull in research money. If they get research money they have a very big say in how it is spent. This can and often does result in multiple similar projects on campus. If someone is setting up a cluster, odds are there will be five other people doing the same thing.

      Typically research money is taxed by the university and the money used to support campus-wide initiatives. So the campus networking people could be independent of any one prof. But they are just one more power center of many, including deans, profs, the admin, schools, colleges, etc.

      If you provide free work the university will happily accept it. They're used to having people do things for them for free. If you want to get paid for something, insist on it.

      You may often get 'free' labor in the form of students. Often this is a dead loss--it takes time to get them up to speed, but they're usually gone in a few months, and a lot of them have priorities other than working for you. But sometimes you get very, very good students, and they're a joy.

      Don't expect a clear line of authority. The watchword is to be collegial.

    18. Re:Same as any job by circusboy · · Score: 1

      4)true,
      5)painful, and true, (In Vermont and Rhode Island too)

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    19. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. I'm actually going back to uni with a much lower pay, mainly to free myself from corporate deadline stress.

    20. Re:Same as any job by dmf415 · · Score: 1

      How bout this one, Email has been down since 2pm this afternoon. Its 5pm and still down.LOL

    21. Re:Same as any job by The+Great+Wazzoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sorry, but that sound like Marvin got himself employed as the new university mascot.

      Pffft pssst you will be working with management that does not know anything pffffft psssst and will have student help that does not know anything pffft pssst pain in my diodes pffft psst...

      It must be hell working for a university.

    22. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to chime in -- I wholeheartedly agree with the point about incompetence.

      I've found that prof's are almost always comically incapable of learning to do anything outside of their specialization.

      I work in the IT division, it's hilarious how opinionated our old mainframe dogs are about our new systems.

      One point I have to disagree with -- we're a unionized IT shop, so the useless mainframe dogs *CAN'T* be fired -- or management won't fire them, I haven't figured out which is true yet...

    23. Re:Same as any job by croddy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What?

      I work in the systems division of the general libraries of a major research university, and it's easily the most exciting and positive environment I've ever worked in. We get to work on a variety of projects, of different sizes, and based on different technologies. A lot of our developers are making a living and pursuing research interests at the same time. We regularly make open source releases, and our student employees are very skilled.

      Your descriptions of incompetent management and poor priorities, honestly, are so foreign to me that I have a hard time believing you've ever worked in such an environment.

    24. Re:Same as any job by mollymoo · · Score: 1
      5) Pay checks are once a month (At least in California.)

      Is that not normal? I'm English and practically everybody here with a salary gets paid monthly. Do you pay your mortgage and phone bill weekly too?

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    25. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fifteen years ago, I worked for the 3rd largest university in the state [of Indiana] - it was (still is) a combination of Indiana University and Purdue University (IUPUI) in Indianapolis. There were no problems with the salaries (as mentioned above). Tolerance for diversity was high. We were classified as "state educational employees" so we got all of the bennies which the teaching unions negotiated:

      ...Thirty (yes, 30) paid days off per year
      ...eleven paid holidays
      ...management "kicked us out" between Christmas and New Year's Day as an 'unofficial vacation'
      ...most days before a holiday or three-day weekend, they'd kick us out at noon.
      ...academic discounts - that was when 486es were cutting-edge and OS/2 was still big
      ...the equivalent of 11% of our gross salaries were contributed to a TDA without us doing anything. Management received 16%. A lot of management had been there 20-25 years. Many had no degrees. They had no reason to leave. Mega $ stashed away and continuing to build from continuing contributions and interest accumulating on what had already built up, no degree, and those who did look were rebuffed by no degree. (the degree issue was a touchy subject)
      ...a very fat pipe
      ...because the things we did were primarily academic, we couldnt' make system changes during school sessions. So the workload was pretty light - there's Fall, Spring, Summer sessions. I was a systems programmer so the biggest issue was bug fixes on the mainframes. The department served as a consulting firm for various educational groups, the medical school, the dental school, the law school, the city, the state, and anyone else who wanted to hire them. This involved the applications group (primarily). There were the times they'd report a problem and insist it was a system bug because their COBOL code was fine. It was faster for me to sit down & rewrite their code than to use the kludge system IBM had put together for support. The surprise was that a systems programmer could write COBOL...It's incredible how writing good code doesn't find as many "system bugs". (But remember: Bad coders can write bad code faster than good coders can fix bad code. er, I borrowed that, I'm not the author of that saying. Really!)
      ...Timecards. They were automated via a mainframe app. I've never been fond of timesheets, but it was punch in the #s, add your initials, and it notified the next level up. The nice part was they had enforced comp time. And you had six months to use it or they'd kick you out until it was used up!
      ...Because mainframes were the rule and we were an educational facility, we could purchase an academic license and get anything (software-wise) from IBM. So we did. That provided a lot of exposure to a lot of things which you wouldn't get to see in a business.
      ...other university facilities - a nice foodcourt. It's now in shambles. A world-class natatorium - plenty of pre-Olympics races are held there. Definitely nice for swimming during a long lunch. ...other things I've forgotten.

      Neutral: I could tell PCs were really taking off and the department was going to keep using them for 3270 emulators, so I bailed. And it paid off.

      Negatives:
      ...The guy I worked for had a Ph.D. in biochemistry and was a Bridge Life Master. He had the personality of a turnip. Even if you were in a cube next to him, he didn't want verbal communication. If he was a stray dog and you dropped him off at the Humane Society, they wouldn't have waited a week. He didn't talk a lot, but when he did....he was going through his second divorce. He never had or wanted any contact with his son from his first divorce despite

    26. Re:Same as any job by cheerios · · Score: 1

      many jobs are paid either bi-montly or on alternating weeks (aka the 15th & the 30th or once every other fridayl monday, whatever). getting paid monthly makes budgeting harder, and you cringe more when you see the amt that left in taxes... it's not the end of the world, if you're responsible, but it sucks, cuz you have to be more responsible.

    27. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll second that... though second-hand.

      My mother-in-law is a professor. Her biggest regret was not negotiating for a higher starting salary. Apparantly, all you subsequent raises are a percentage, so the higher you start, the bigger they are (in Hawai'i anyway).

    28. Re:Same as any job by Etyenne · · Score: 1

      In my part of the world (Canada), almost everybody is paid weekly or bi-weekly on Thursday. I had a job once that was paid twice a month (on the 1st and 15th), and that was it.

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    29. Re:Same as any job by alienw · · Score: 2

      I suppose that depends on where you work. IT departments usually aren't bad, but don't pay well at all and seem to fire their best people when they have budget cuts. Academic departments are usually pretty good and have intelligent people there (there aren't too many really stupid professors out there). Administrative departments are probably worse, since they are filled with bureaucrats and politicians. It really depends on the school, though.

    30. Re:Same as any job by iphayd · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, and as this is slashdot, you misspelled s-o-l-i-t-a-r-y.

    31. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having worked for private business and a University I can say that your conditions will depend greatly on the department. In general you should clarify:
      1. Management style. Some managers don't. Another allocated me 2.18 hrs/day to complete a database project.
      2. Who you report to. It would not be usual for a bean counter to manage an IT operation.
      3. Work environment. I was a network administrator but I had no chair/desk/computer for 3 months!
      4. Who, if anyone, you will have to support. No, the deadline was yesterday, I'm not going to hack the server and backdate grant application that you just handed me.
      5. Determine you budget. I have no budget for the book on UNIX IPC programming. BTW, I just ordered a new laptop and desktop so please configure them when they arrive.

      Good luck!

    32. Re:Same as any job by Minwee · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm going to go way out on a limb here and suggest that maybe the two of you aren't working for the same University.

      There is more than one, you know.

    33. Re:Same as any job by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      This varies greatly.

      After 5 years in the real world, my wife's recent career change brought, along with a relocation, the opportunity for me to go back to school. I'd worked as a math tutor at my previous school, and I figured I could do the same again, with the hope of brushing up on my math skills before diving into the post-calculus stuff, and perhaps earning enough to buy my wife something for birthday/anniversary/etc.

      My old school was a pleasant place, well designed and well run, by people who cared about providing an education, and actually paid attention to the details of how to do that effectively.

      My new school is a hopeless bureaucracy mired in incompetence. I mean, it takes them 2 months just to get my paycheck to the bursar's office. Don't even get me started on the new library and learning center!

      All schools are different, just like all companies are different, and all the departments within a given school will probably be different as well.

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    34. Re:Same as any job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "1) The stress level is a lot lower than commercial work."

      In my experience (UK): often lots of overtime, hard work, stress, and few additional fringe benefits. The other things you are right about, though.

    35. Re:Same as any job by FyreWyr · · Score: 1

      "Don't work at a military university"...I may end up at one (as a civilian only), so I'm kindof curious about this response.

    36. Re:Same as any job by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

      If you have to ask if it's wrong, it's wrong.

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    37. Re:Same as any job by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Actually, I preferred getting paid monthly. When my last contract was cut I had about two months of pay extra to live off of.

      Of course this shows that I don't have a nest egg but it is hard to do it as single income without becoming a miser.

    38. Re:Same as any job by circusboy · · Score: 1

      I only meant to imply that 'molestation' (or at least misconstrued attempts at dating,) would be more hazardous as the students are trained to beat the crap out of you (and for that matter, kill you.) The one that I work at has a policy of being ultra-Politically Correct, (don't know if that's true at the others,) with regards to the staff and students, (mostly, you should hear some of the cadences they use when marching. (particulary odd when used by coed 'platoons.'))

      I don't have any other problems with the school as an entity. It's much like any other from inside. I'm a civilian too, and intent on staying that way.

      Which one btw?

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    39. Re:Same as any job by |<amikaze · · Score: 1


      Yup, I'll second that. I had a job that paid on the 15th and the last day of the month, but everything has been bi-weekly... until now.

      I'm working for a university and adapting to this once-a-month system is kind of tricky.

    40. Re:Same as any job by UniversityGuy · · Score: 1

      Thought I'd jump in here. University Jobs are like any other job (except the immediate pay tends to be less, but the benefits are usually better). I worked for a Major Midwest University Medical Center for many years. The IT dept. was an absolute mess. Mediocrity rose to the top and those who did not kiss ass in the development world were headed for a bumpy ride. Admin rarely knew what the hell they were doing and almost never asked the SME's. Now I'm at a major Pacific NW university, and it's another world. We have defined project plans administered by people who actually know what the hell they are talking about, and most importantly, the people who actually do the work are included in the planning! So, my point is this. When accepting any job, if your going for more than a paycheck, try to get a read on the environment and culture of the organization, in the end, that is what really matters.

    41. Re:Same as any job by cecille · · Score: 1

      It can be a very stressful environment, especially if the university is going through some troubles. We're losing staff because of budget cuts and the staff is going crazy. BUT, at the same time, the work can be SO intersting, and if you get the right job, there is a LOT of freedom in what you do with your position.

      Ok, admitedly, I was a student at the time, but I had an 8-month full-time contract position working on a research project (not tech though - biofuel research). Now that I'm out, a few of my pretty close friends are part of the staff, and their experience still closely matches what I saw during my contract.

      I'm now working on another more tech-y project for another department (developing a vision system for the HK department to use with their robots) and I've noticed the same thing. We get to work with this amazing equipment, we have a huge amount of freedom over the look and design (within certain reasonable constraints - must work etc =). Overall, it's been a really positive experience, and a chance that I would jump at again.

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  2. You should by p!ngu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...know if it was once the set of a "College Girls Gone Wild" movie.

    1. Re:You should by dextroz · · Score: 1
      Offtopic! Isn't most humor? Fix this up someone...

      (Again, only at /.)

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    2. Re:You should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... it isn't especially funny. It doesn't deserve to be modded down, but no one should waste mod points on making it more visible.

    3. Re:You should by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it's currently the set of a "College Girls Gone Wild" movie???

      As they say, salary is low, but benefits are high. =P

  3. Stay Away From by $criptah · · Score: 3, Funny

    Freshmen hotties, drunk sorority chicks, raging parties that involve underage drinking and streaking.

    Holy shit, what the fuck am I talking about? I am getting old :)

    1. Re:Stay Away From by AaronStJ · · Score: 1

      You must be getting old, if streaking was popular when you went to college.

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    2. Re:Stay Away From by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I just graduated last year and there was a topless march on the green my last year. The cops were not amused.

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    3. Re:Stay Away From by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Why not? Is there some law against marching?

    4. Re:Stay Away From by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      It was just exactly what I said - a topless march and was composed primarily of women. no shirts, no bras. just skin.

      Like i said, the cops were not amused.

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    5. Re:Stay Away From by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Well that sounds like their problem then. As long as no laws are broken they can be as unamused as they like.

    6. Re:Stay Away From by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like the problem is the lack of straight men cops (or gay women cops, whatever it takes)

      amused now?

    7. Re:Stay Away From by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, the townies are rather conservative and the university was extremely unhappy, but there wasn't anything they could do because the girls weren't displaying their genitals (which is what indecent exposure requires in this state).

      Personally, I just sat back and enjoyed the show. My girlfriend wasn't happy about it, but that was only because she didn't know it was going on. She would have wanted to watch too. =]

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    8. Re:Stay Away From by $criptah · · Score: 0

      Old? Dude, I don't know where you went to school... I graduated a couple of years ago and I remember that streaking happened every year in spring. We had naked bikers, naked sorority chicks, naked everybody :)Snow's out -- skin's in!

  4. politics... and more politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Imagine, as a Linux Administrator with over 7 years professional experience, you are put under the technical guidance of a physicist with 0 years professional experience as a system admin. Yeah, the University scene can truly suck.

    1. Re:politics... and more politics by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      If your ega emmits the capital letters everywhere, maybe its no wonder you were left behind, Mr. Linux Administrator.

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    2. Re:politics... and more politics by rovingeyes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, I have had a completely different experience so far. I had been working professionaly for 3 year when I decided to join the sys admin group at my university. Guess what the professors I have dealt with in the couple of months are all very "Linux savvy". At couple of professors, I directly deal with know what I am talking about and do respond accordingly.

      But that doesn't change the fact that things move along at a slow pace. Which is not bad at least for now for me. I usually get response to my emails in a day or two sometimes even weeks is possible. The key is to push them to do or sign off things. You have to be very proactive and I guess the private sector gave me a good training in that aspect.

      But heck a separate room, fat oc-12 line and chicks having problems, it is nice ;)

    3. Re:politics... and more politics by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Userfriendly has gotten stale, but this week's User Friendly seems to be relevant...

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    4. Re:politics... and more politics by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Imagine, as a Linux adminstrator with over 7 years professional experience, you are put under the technical guidance of an office manager, an attorney, an engineer, a shop foreman, etc.with 0 years professional experience as a system admin.

      What you point out has nothing to do with the university scene; it has to do with the fact that non-techies hire techies. If this bugs you, I would advise you to commit sepuku, as you encounter analogous circumstances should you become a pharmacist, a tool designer, a landscaper, a remodeler, an architect...

      Don't like working for people who don't know what you know? Then limit your job search to large companies that employ herds of people who do what you do. You will be a cog, utterly replaceable, with no special knowledge or experience. Don't like that idea? Then limit your job search to small and medium companies where you will be THE tech guy, and your boss will not have the smallest clue about how to do your job.

      Welcome to the world of grownups.

    5. Re:politics... and more politics by Rei · · Score: 1

      I was pleasantly surprised by the Linux/OSS use at my university - or, at least, in the lab where I work. Almost all of the desktops are RHEL 3 or 4, our main servers are Rocks, the database of choice is Postgres, etc. Our software is developed with Linux as the primary platform target for our users (scattered all over the world), with SGI and Mac support as secondary, and windows treated as an eventuality.

      The net connection is nice, although I mainly just use it to post to Slashdot when I'm waiting for things to compile or whatnot :P (apart from browsing for documentation)

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    6. Re:politics... and more politics by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      The LUG I was a member of for a few years included a professor who could only run the software he needed to do his research on a Linux box. Actually, I suppose it could have been compiled for other unices, but Linux was free and he needed to hurdle no bureaucracy to use it.

      things move along at a slow pace

      HA. Sounds a lot like the environment at the federal factory I work at. I suspect you'd find a simliar laid-backness in ANY public sector job...there's not a driving need to produce or communicate.

    7. Re:politics... and more politics by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      What you point out has nothing to do with the university scene; it has to do with the fact that non-techies hire techies

      Actually, he said "under the technical guidance", and I can somewhat relate, as I work for a Biotech firm, and that describes my userbase. There are plenty of Computational Chemists and Bio Analysts that think they know how to maintain a cluster. That's great that they run Fedora Core 3 at home. Here in the business world it's a bit different.

    8. Re:politics... and more politics by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      But, Linux Admins with physicists make ugly babies. And why is "Linux Admins" not "linux admins"... they're NOT God.

    9. Re:politics... and more politics by cduffy · · Score: 1
      What you point out has nothing to do with the university scene; it has to do with the fact that non-techies hire techies.
      However, in most fields, folks have technical managers as a layer between the techies and the non-techies. Thus, the techies are shielded by a set of mgmt folks responsible for doing all the more annoying things (getting funding, explaining to upper mgmt exactly why an idea is nonfeasible, padding schedules such that the techies' optimism doesn't result in broken promises) and the techies get to do... well, tech.

      The only companies where I've not been under a layer of technical management have been the mom-and-pop shops in nontechnical fields; even the small tech startups have seen fit to have technical management (and even though they can't completely prevent the CEO from walking in and making unreasonable requests that disrupt the department schedule, they can repair much of the damage afterwards).

    10. Re:politics... and more politics by wallykeyster · · Score: 2, Funny
      And why is "Linux Admins" not "linux admins"... they're NOT God.

      Clearly you've never worked with a linux admin :)

    11. Re:politics... and more politics by cp.tar · · Score: 1
      And why is "Linux Admins" not "linux admins"... they're NOT God.
      Um... no.

      They are root, which is about two orders of magnitude more powerful than any god or pantheon of your choice.

      They are so powerful that all the letters in the syntagm should be capitalised, but in their infinite mercy and wisdom they are satisfied with just the capitalised initials. That way, you don't scream LINUX ADMINS! every time you type it, which means they have more time for looking for pr0n.

      It's quite well thought out, really...

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    12. Re:politics... and more politics by spizkapa · · Score: 1

      No, they justr use GOD as their password half the time. Not all Linux sysadmins deserve upper-case, IMHO.

    13. Re:politics... and more politics by arhines · · Score: 1

      Why exactly is this strange? You, as a systems administrator, are there as technical help. You are not directly furthering the goals of the project, rather your job function is to make it easier for those who are directly involved to complete their projects. That might not be the case if you're in the CS or IT department, but it almost certainly is if your group is researching TOKOMAKS.

    14. Re:politics... and more politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi boss! Please stop trying to kill yourself. You really are a nice person . . . somewhere . . . under it all.

    15. Re:politics... and more politics by bit01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here in the business world it's a bit different.

      No it's not. In the business world there are just as many aggressively ignorant "professionals" who piss away millions of dollars mandating "best of breed" and "business standard" solutions because they don't have a clue. There are idiots in any large group of people.

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    16. Re:politics... and more politics by rikkards · · Score: 1

      They are root, which is about two orders of magnitude more powerful than any god or pantheon of your choice.

      But they are replacable which makes them gods but only in their minds.

    17. Re:politics... and more politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (from the original poster of this thread)

      Well, I have worked professionaly for 7 years as a system administrator, as I mentioned above, in the commercial sector, Dept. of Defense and NASA. I have to say that this university position is the worst I've had. I will never accept a position in which I will be answering to a non-technical person again - I guess it's just a learning experience.

    18. Re:politics... and more politics by Withershins · · Score: 1
      "Imagine, as a Linux adminstrator with over 7 years professional experience, you are put under the technical guidance of an office manager, an attorney, an engineer, a shop foreman, etc. with 0 years professional experience as a system admin."

      Compared to my experience at a College, that would be heaven. Office managers, shop foremen and engineers (I don't know about attorneys...) are not likely to think that just because they have a PhD (if they do) they know everything there is to know, or that those without a PhD are just workers with no special knowledge at all.

      After two years, which was one year much too long, I swore I would never work for a college again. Back in the real grownup world my knowledge and skills were appreciated again. I was not told to do lousy work because my boss didn't like the client (which at the college was a faculity member or another department head). But those two years on the resume really hurt me in the grownup real world because the real world knew how bad the quality was in the college world.

    19. Re:politics... and more politics by cp.tar · · Score: 1
      But they are replacable
      ... which makes them different from other deities... how exactly?

      Gods come a dime a dozen; I, for one, can name many more gods than i can Linux administrators.

      Finally, if you need a god, you can invent one; if you need a Linux administrator, you have to go on a quest to find one and persuade him to get up from his computer.

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  5. Working for free? by z-kungfu · · Score: 1

    What are you a grad student?

    I work at a major university and get paid. Why would you work and not get paid, did you learn nothing form the dot.bomb?

    1. Re:Working for free? by cide1 · · Score: 1

      I second this. Schools say they are out of money, because they spend money. Lots of money. Make sure they spend some of it on you. They might have to be creative, they have all kinds of way to hide money and move it around, but I would never take a job without a guaranteed paycheck, unless I was getting a degree, or an owner of the company.

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    2. Re:Working for free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto, I work at a large university in the IT department, I'm an undergrad, and I get paid better than any local job I could find. Demand money!

  6. Charge alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They feel good paying alot of money, whether or not the end result works well or is anywhere near worth it...

    1. Re:Charge alot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were to work for a university I think it would be better to charge a lot rather than alot.

  7. Money by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

    Money is tight at a lot of universities.
    Don't ask for anything.
    If you do ask, don't be hurt when they say no.

    1. Re:Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true ... we've got one whiteboard between eight people and a telephone system that dates from the mid 80's (1980's that is).

    2. Re:Money by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Don't ask for anything.

      You have to know how to ask. Instead of asking for the University to pay for your housing, ask if you can sleep in the lab.

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    3. Re:Money by rovingeyes · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Agree that money is tight for pay. Even if they had, they'll have to jump through lots of hoops and file a lot of paper work to get you that raise. But on the other hand they always have tons of money for all the toys and certification you want. I recently got two 20'' wide flat panels from dell and a cisco load balancer just to play around. Also I have ordered a sun server to learn solaris as I am not fluent in it.

      Thus my suggestion go ahead and make use of all those facilities and "extras". If I don't get paid a lot so what at least I don't hate my job and I am not getting laid off any time soon.

    4. Re:Money by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      It's possible. There are a lot of good places at a university to sleep, and most of them are one up over the dorms. All you have to do is get to be good friends with the security gaurds, aka, first name basis, some janitors, and tada, sooner or later, they stop kicking you out. Oh, and earplugs go a long way too.

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    5. Re:Money by lw54 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's about the perks. Things they can throw in to sweeten the deal. Better office, better parking, better access. Some things are fixed, for everything else, there is negotiation.

      Be sure and get something special with parking. Parking was always the worst nightmare for us and arrangements had to be made.

    6. Re:Money by batemanm · · Score: 1

      You could become a warden. In the UK (in the unis I've been to at least) some staff members are given free accommodation in exchange for dealing with the students grips about the halls of residence. Can be quite annoying what with the fire alarms going off at all hours.

    7. Re:Money by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

      From what I've seen (first-hand experience), no one seems to care if you go and sleep on the couches in the Computer Science labs. I've had an overnighter, and many hours worth of napping in there, and only got bothered once. By a friend. With a sharpie.

    8. Re:Money by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's another good point. But still, a dorm's playarea (or WeverTF it's called) is a pretty good place too, as some of them even have showers and mircowaves.

      Yes, I *have* spent entire weeks at the university while living off campus, why do you ask?

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  8. Get a research position by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you really want to get the most bang for your buck, get a research position. It will help immensely if you apply to graduate school.

    1. Re:Get a research position by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it is only a buck, im my day we didn't have to pay for that.

    2. Re:Get a research position by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Researching what? The freshman hotties? The drunk sorority chicks?

    3. Re:Get a research position by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind, though, that in research work your continued employment is usually directly tied to grants. If your salary is being paid by a 3-year grant, for example, you'll likely need to go through a review process every year to ensure that the money keeps coming in. And if new grants aren't written and approved, the money will dry up and you'll be out of a job.

      I've worked for a research group for the past 4 years, and I can tell you a good deal of time and effort is devoted to writing new grants and keeping the ones we have. You may not be the person responsible for seeking out funding and writing grants. But if the grant-writing process appeals to you, you can do really well in a university research environment.

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  9. Tips from the Dean by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    Never...

    Always... ...check your references.

    I think the kids really dig it when I "get down" verbally.

    (Bonus points to first person who can identify the gag.)

    1. Re:Tips from the Dean by protolith · · Score: 1

      Doctor Meridith, to Young Mitch, in the movie Real Genius.

      One of the best ever made!

    2. Re:Tips from the Dean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote from "Real Genius". A true classic!

    3. Re:Tips from the Dean by matth1jd · · Score: 1

      Real Genius...

    4. Re:Tips from the Dean by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      And we have a winner! :-P

    5. Re:Tips from the Dean by wileynet · · Score: 1

      Real Genius... Love that movie.

    6. Re:Tips from the Dean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean that they dig when you get down orally?

    7. Re:Tips from the Dean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have the quote backwards. It's

      Always...
      Never... forget to check your references.

    8. Re:Tips from the Dean by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Mitch: Is that liquid nitrogen?
      *Chris cuts off a slice*

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  10. Watch out for the Parking Nazis by theurge14 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Err, I mean Parking Services.

    1. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by eric76 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I went back to school in my 40s.

      One thing that immediately became obvious is that us older students were treated much nicer than the students who were in their teens and twenties.

      For example, I received a parking ticket one night. They didn't see the permit because it was obscured by a permit from another college where I was teaching part time. It took no argument at all for it to be dismissed. All I did was tell them what had happened and they immediately dismissed the ticket without any argument at all. If I'd been an undergraduate, it probably would have required a hearing if what everyone else told me was any guide.

      And I often ate in the dining halls on campus rather than head off campus to eat. In one dining hall, the cashier would say "Good Morning" to everyone. But when she saw me, it morphed into "Good Morning, Sir. How are you doing this morning?"

      I loved it. That was college as it should be experienced.

    2. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by theurge14 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This also happens when undergrad's parents show up.

    3. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I bet alot of us were a little more snotty when in college. We've matured, and learned that if we show respect towards others they are more likely to respect us in return.

      I don't yell at the parking cops anymore. Life is too short, and it's just plain rude. Since I'm nice to the parking cops, they are more likely to reverse my ticket.

    4. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Hjalmar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a parking story.

      Many years ago I was a graduate student at the University of California, Santa Barbara. One day I was reading in the school newspaper about how the parking enforcement office had started impounding cars with excessive parking fines.

      I was outraged, and continued reading. The article had a short interview with the head of parking, who discussed the reasons for it (which I don't remember). It then had an interview with a student whose car had been impounded, and he was complaining about how with rising tuition and other costs he couldn't afford to get his car out of the yard, and how was he going to get to school, and so on.

      The article then noted that the student had over $1500 in delinquent parking fines, which at the time was almost the full tuition for a single quarter. I stopped being sympathetic at that point, and started cheering for the parking enforcement people.

    5. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by SillySnake · · Score: 1

      You must go to school where I did. Evil parking Nazis would sit at meters that were almost out of time and wait for them to expire. So many bad memories of those people.

    6. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by koick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's one thing you can look forward to in addition to your lowered salary - the exciting prospect of paying to park. I ask anyone to tell me about any other employer which charges their own employees to park on their own property!

    7. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Kits/Ritz cameras in Sac. CA
      -nB

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    8. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be experienced as exclusive treatment? That's how you get spoiled 50 year olds.

    9. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Hey, are you at Penn State too? :)

      Finkployd

    10. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by eric76 · · Score: 1
      It should be experienced as exclusive treatment?

      It should be experienced in an environment where students have respect for the staff and the staff has respect for the students.

      Too many regular students have little respect for the staff and treat them either as if they don't exist or as little more than vermin.

      When staff is treated like that by the regular students, it isn't surprising when they think the regular students are largely just spoiled brats.

    11. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by TED+Vinson · · Score: 1

      Penn State? Parking was bad there in the 80's. I imagine it is much worse now...

    12. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must work at UCLA

    13. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one in the world to be pissed off more frequently by badly parked cars than I am by parking tickets?

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    14. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      Clemson?

      We happen to call them that here too.

      There's also the Parking Troll, but she's a very special case.

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    15. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      Haha.

      I just responded asking if the poster was at Clemson.

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    16. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 1

      When I was at Clemson we called them Ticket Witches. They used to drive around in those enclosed carts with one door on the side. I heard rumours of an unofficial sport called Ticket Witch Tipping -- kind of like cow-tipping -- which would trap the parking people in the carts.

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    17. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Badly parked cars are an order of magnitued worse than the parking police. They prevent you from getting a nice parking spot by taking up two space on the street and forcing you to circle several blocks further to get a parking spot.

      Sorry, but your 10 year old civic or corolla isn't that big. Learn to park properly or don't bring your car.

    18. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      They have little white trucks now. I see those carts being driven around by students now, people I recognize as probably in charge of big clubs or maybe student body government.

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    19. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One thing that immediately became obvious is that us older students were treated much nicer than the students who were in their teens and twenties.
      I can't respond to your particular anecdotes, but I believe this is generally true because you might be one of the faculty.
    20. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 1
      They really need to start doing that here at UNC-CH. There was an article a few months back about the millions of dollars in delinquent parking fines. As a student, if you don't pay your parking tickets, they'll block your registration and I believe also the registration of your car with the state. Apparently though, there are a lot unpaid fines for cars that are registered to a student's parents (and thus cannot have registration blocked) out of state (thus NC can't block car registration).

      You start towing things and it's amazing how fast those fines start getting paid though!

    21. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      The problem of badly parked cars looks worse than it is really. Think about it: if the car was parked correctly, chances are that another car would have parked there before you already. If the parking is full otherwise, tell yourself that in most likelihood it would have been just as full with another car parked at that spot.

      And if the parking's not full, quit you're bitching already and park somewhere else! ;-)

      Other thing: sometimes the badly parked car you're looking at is parked that way because a car next to it was badly parked before it, but is gone now.

      PS: I never park my car badly!

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    22. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Pretty much any employer in downtown Ottawa, Canada and probably any place in a city core where real estate is at a premium. You are looking around $120 a month for parking here.

      Also why is it the parking meter enforcement's fault that you waited to the absolute last minute to finally go down and pay the meter and didn't make it in time? The second after the expired flag comes up you are parked without paying. It's black and white. /no I don't work for them and yes I have gotten tagged for it a couple of times but I knew I was in the wrong.

    23. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by rikkards · · Score: 1

      My second biggest pet peeve is people who park next to my car really tight as I have a two door and the doors are bigger. The worst one is that to avoid this issue, I will park near the back where nobody has parked and then someone will come along and park right next to me when there is a huge amount of space.

      Course for the real jerks who leave you 3 inches and you know they do it intentionally, I have steel toes in my shoes and they leave a nice dent in the side of the car.

      Another thing that bugs me is these expectant mother parking. Why should prime parking go to some tart who chose to get knocked up? My sister-in-law hates them too as she is single and figures she probably could use a closer space when lugging something from the mall to her car. Been tempted to park in the spots just because. They can't enforce it like handicapped (which is more than deserving of their spots and there should be more of them). /Sorry for the rant.

    24. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the USPTO
      OPNET technologies

    25. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by |<amikaze · · Score: 1


      I lived in Residence for 3 years, and got to know the Food Services staff quite well. Although none of them called me "sir", they would routinely greet me by name and have conversations. Admittedly, some of them were less friendly with other undergrads, but as the parent said, it's all a matter of respect.

    26. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by hawk · · Score: 1

      At nineteen, I would have found it awefully awkward if the sixty and seventy year old ladies taking my meal card had called me, "Sir." (Though they were certainly "ma'am".

      But then, issuing orders to 50 year old secretaries as a 23 year old attorney was also awkward. Fortunately, I had good ones who gently explained that the very point of having them was to do things so that I could do more . . . :)

      hawk

    27. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis by hawk · · Score: 1

      Between your stints of vandalism, I don't suppose that you've noticed that some women get (*gasp*) married and actally have children *on purpose*????

      hawk

  11. You must know.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that its not a job, actually.

  12. Always have a scapegoat by saleenS281 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Always have a scapegoat it's the motto of universities. Always have a fallguy. Someone you can point the finger at, because realize you will be blamed for something that has absolutely NOTHING to do with you at some point.

    "The program doesn't run on windows."
    "You asked for a linux platform, it's running flawlessly on linux."
    "TOLD YOU GUYS, IT'S JOHNS FAULT IT DOESN'T WORK!"

    believe dat!

    1. Re:Always have a scapegoat by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      "The program doesn't run on windows."
      "You asked for a linux platform, it's running flawlessly on linux."
      "TOLD YOU GUYS, IT'S JOHNS FAULT IT DOESN'T WORK!"

      A university where the IT services dept is willing to support Linux? Boy, I wish I was working there.

  13. Could it really be that much different? by udderly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could it really be that much different than working for a large, faceless corporation? The same problem seems to crop up wherever one works--dealing with other people.

    Personally, I've never had a job that the most challenging part of the position wasn't learning to get things done by 'working the system.' The technical aspects of the job paled in comparison.

    1. Re:Could it really be that much different? by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Wow. A comment by a grownup. I encourage all you youngsters to pay attention to this guy. I'll chip in my two cents...The HARDEST part of ANY job is working with idiots. (Hint: WE'RE ALL IDIOTS! GET OVER YOURSELF!)

    2. Re:Could it really be that much different? by heck · · Score: 1
      It's different than a corporation. The skills are the same, but its...different.
      • Deadlines do not matter. At all. In a corporation, there is accountability. At most universities I've dealt with, there is little to no fear of consequences. It takes a MAJOR screw up to get canned. Job security is through the roof.
      • As a result of the high feeling of job security, there is a lot more "input" from peons as well as faculty. Some of this is also the nature of universities - things are discussed to death.
      • Politics are different. While there can be times when you need to "convince a big wig" - be it a dean or a college president - more often you are trying to get a "coalition" to agree on the way to do things. But keep in mind that with the lack of accountability, even though the coalition may say 'this is the way it is', if the networking (or operating systems or...) decide they don't like it, they will ignore any requests. (Versus a corporation where once the decision is made by the coalition, you WILL support the decision or else feel the wrath of upper management)
      • Professors think they are gods because of the PhD. Think "treat like middle to upper management". Professors like to provide 'input' which is often contradictory - if not flat out wrong. But do not cause them to lose face - because they will scuttle you.
      • Despite what others have said, money is usually very very tight in most universities. If you are on a Big Budget project, they'll pour money down your throat - but this doesn't sound like a Big Important Project. (Big Important Projects = student registration; finance; etc.)
      • Expect the wierd. Some professor is going to have a Mac Plus because that's what he loves; another will be running some variant of Linux you've never heard of; a third will expect support on OS2. Some department which exists in the hinterlands of the campus will be running Windows 3.1 for Workstation because they never had the budget to upgrade.
      • Just as with any corporation, have you figured out what the architecture the IT department (or other bigs wigs) are sold on? Is it Java on Sun Servers, or Linux and PHP or Perl? Windows and .NET? Your project had better conform. I've gotten in trouble doing projects for universities where I was asked for an Open Source PHP solution (what the budget could support), and found out later that the IT department actively sabotaged the results because they preferred to support .NET. (In a coporation the size of most universities, the "acceptable platforms/languages" are usually well defined. A university is often less...regulated)
    3. Re:Could it really be that much different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always have problems with people? Maybe it's you.

    4. Re:Could it really be that much different? by udderly · · Score: 1

      Man, that sounds like the voice of experience!

    5. Re:Could it really be that much different? by Ucklak · · Score: 1
      And just to add from my experience:
      • There will be meetings and committees and committees that will schedule meetings about meetings.
      • In addition to the PhD's, some will have extremely messy offices and gross keyboards. A few offices I've been in had mazes of books stacked from the floor to over 5 feet tall. I swear one office I was in it looked like he kept jars of urine.
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    6. Re:Could it really be that much different? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      My Wife's Econ instructor, was barred from instruction for 2 weeks and ordered to clean his office durring the time. Both of her instructors during the summer session econ and psyc are instructor I had 25 years ago and even I am amazed at how they've changed from slightly ecentric to whacko over time. this is a community college so we're not talking Ph.D. here either

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    7. Re:Could it really be that much different? by mike_the_kid · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Could it really be that much different than working for a large, faceless corporation? The same problem seems to crop up wherever one works--dealing with other people.


      It can be different than working in the faceless corporation. You just have to be in the right group. I'm staff at a large urban university, and it is great.

      First off, I get to use the athletic facilities. That means I can swim 2000 meters at lunch every day.

      Two, its very laid back. I work with a lot of foreigners, and we have a joke about the lab being on "French Standard Time".

      Three, the researchers are no-nonsense and committed. They're used to doing things for themselves, but very grateful if you can help them out.

      Four, lots of comaraderie. They pull all nighters, I don't but I don't punch out early, either.

      Five, great benefits. Tuition reimbursment. Free public transportation.

      Six, good environment. I work in a secured area, but there are always interesting surgeons and brain-scientists around. Fun people.

      Seven, you are expected to challenge yourself. Always good, and I work with some highly motivated, world class scientists.

      Eight, you can do something you believe in, not just something that fills some economic niche.

      Nine, job security. Nobody gets fired (though we all wish sometimes that people were).

      Ten, you get to work with some cool toys. I won't go into specifics, but my lab (about 20 people) spends over $200,000 on technology to work with each year.

      The bad side -- its a beauracracy like any large organization. BUT the resources are there if you have the patience to figure out which strings to pull.

      The bottom line is a university job is like any other. Make sure you have a good boss, and that even if you don't align your goals with hers, you can sleep at night knowing your working toward that end.
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    8. Re:Could it really be that much different? by batemanm · · Score: 1
      Professors think they are gods because of the PhD.

      I disagree with this. I think it is more to do with the empire building and the endless grant proposals that they have to do. Being told that is a good idea have a million pounds to investigate it has got to do something for your ego.

    9. Re:Could it really be that much different? by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Solution? Get lecturers to give in-office tutorials to students. It works. Okay, one of my lecturers office has a coffin which he uses as a coffee table and general book stack, but otherwise, it makes them keep their working areas absolutely meticulously clean.

      --
      catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
  14. Written/signed agreement by codergeek42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Make sure you have a written agreement about policies and what you're job is in explicit details and what they are giving you and have it signed by yourself and a Uni representative. This way if they say "oh we never said we'd do that for you", you can save your ass and whip out your contract, saying, "Yes. You did." :)

    Oh yeah and don't forget about the partying ^_^

    1. Re:Written/signed agreement by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't let them claim everything you've ever produced in or out of the University...

  15. Solution: Incremental Development by KC0A · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a perfect project for incremental test-driven development. They don't know exactly what they want and neither do you. Decide on a fair pay rate, get an overview of their vision for the whole project, then find out what is most important, and settle on some functionality that you can deliver in a couple of weeks or a month. Then deliver it and ask what they want next. Read "Extreme Programming Explained" if you haven't already, then look for material on "XP for one".

  16. and pointers too! by Sleepy · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Always... ...check your references.

    I agree... but check your pointers also!!



    Yeah I know, bad pun. I'm a karma whore.

  17. Parts of the project by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
    Here's some things to expect:

    1) Don't expect anyone to know what's going on, even the people who hired you. That's 'the tech department's job'. They're administrators. If they know how to turn on the computer, concider yourself lucky.
    2) Don't expect the tech department to know about your project. Or care about it. Or help in any way. You're just a student, after all.
    3) Don't expect anyone in any department to know what's happened previously with the project. That was 'the last guy's job'... and the guy before that and before that. You might be a trained professional, but they were students who hadn't finished their CS degree yet. Be prepared to start from scratch.

    Yeah, so that's basically what to expect. The administrators are too far removed from the technology to know what you're doing. The in-house IT department can't be bothered with your little project when they have a network to maintain. Anyone who used to do your job was unskilled, untrained, and didn't document anything.

    Okay, so it's basically like working for a regular company...

  18. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you should know about pronunciation?
    Dont ask me.

  19. dunno about other universities by tont0r · · Score: 0

    but programming jobs (from what ive heard from others) are the pits at my university. most of them arent really paid well if you are a student and a lot of them expect a lot out of you. most of them sorta 'prey' off the students who are looking for just getting experience and are willing to work for a lot less. but to them, its not a bad deal because they dont have too many expensives and live on or near campus.

  20. Speaking From Experience... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scope within a University setting is actually a fluid. Don't expect them to be able to tell you what they really want -- they aren't quite sure. Fortunately, especially in a state institution, there is no penalty for them not knowing what they want before they attempt to force you to do it.

    Good luck -- you'll need it.

  21. university by vapid+transit · · Score: 1

    I work for a university. My department researches novel methods of food processing and packaging. In the three years I've been here the most apparent trend has been that the faculty wants to do the most possible work with the least possible funding. So many of my projects have had lofty goals that were not met because: A)the funds we had were not enough or B)the facilities we have are not properly equipped Its hardly surprising that the department I work for is reorganizing so that we're run more like a business and less like a university. The faculty here have been flying by the seat of their pants without "long term" project goals for so long that it's starting to negatively impact our work.

  22. UserFriendly by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please go thru the last week or so of http://userfriendly.org/static/ cartoons. It will prove enlightening.

    -Charles

    --
    Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    1. Re:UserFriendly by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Er... so working at a university is like reading a poorly drawn cartoon that makes the goatse trolls around here look brilliant and witty?

      --
      Ita erat quando hic adveni.
  23. low pay, but no performance pressure by ikeleib · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You will get paid terribly. However, being only moderately competent is enough to hold your job. Since performance and pay are not strongly linked, you can work at a leasurly pace without worrying much.

    Adjust to the academic lifestyle. Your principle worries should be:
    What parking do you get and how much will it cost you?

    Do you get an office? Is it a shared office?

    1. Re:low pay, but no performance pressure by NixieBunny · · Score: 1

      Tee hee. Not quite... I work at a university doing engineering for the astronomers, and recently a couple people in my group were sacked for not getting a project done in a reasonable time. The project was one in which they been handed a pile of random old stuff and told to make it work (a cryogenically cooled 200 GHz receiver). Unfortunately, you often have to deal with such projects in the academic world due to lack of sufficient funds.

      --
      The determined Real Programmer can write Fortran programs in any language.
  24. Re: your sig... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your statistics don't show how many times the story has already been posted.

  25. university job by dmf415 · · Score: 1

    Working at the University is great. There are no pressures of a big corporation fighting its way through the competition. You can collaborate with other departments to reach a common goal. Universities are usually state funded so you have a pretty good chance of beating the dot bomb eras. Lastly, the pay is 10-20% under market, but the benefits are great! Hey I even got to finish my degree for only $3.00 per semester. Woo hoooooo

  26. My Experiences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have worked at a couple colleges here is what I learned:

    1) Every faculty member will assume they know more than you, period. It doesn't matter if they understand or not they will make the assumption.

    2) The administration (for the most part) is made up of faculty members who have been elevated to higher positions, so not only does #1 still apply but they also have the ability to make your life misserable.

    3) Faculty like to know everything that happens and to all but run the institution. Expect committies of people who can not tell you anything factual about what they are making decisions, to make important decisions about how you do your job.

    To sum it all up, in business the bottom line is the money; in higher ed it is all about keeping the faculty happy.

  27. Tuition by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you are or plan to attend school there, find out what the tuition practices are - some schools significantly cut tuition costs, which will more than compensate for the lower salary (especially since, if I recall correctly, the tuition break is tax free). Also ask about the ability to get in there - when I was looking at a Uni job, they basically said "we can't guarantee it, but we do know a lot of people in the school"

    A lower salary, counterbalanced by tuition and other benefits, may be reasonable trade off. Just make sure you will get the benefits before you take the job.

    --
    I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
    1. Re:Tuition by Falcula · · Score: 1

      My tuition break is not tax free. It's taxed as a benefit and taken out each semester.

    2. Re:Tuition by HugheJanis · · Score: 1

      It is not tax free! I work at a major Ivy league on the East Coast. Where I work they let you take 2 courses a semester for free, the drawback is, any programs I am iinterested in require full time status.

    3. Re:Tuition by ThetaPi · · Score: 1

      We can take up to eleven class hours a semester almost free. They charge us five dollars per credit hour and the minimal entrance fee, but they waive all the misc. fees.

      My tuition last semester was $202.20.

      --
      "When God kisses Satan and the Incarnations applaud." "Death is dead. Long live Death!"
    4. Re:Tuition by dalraun · · Score: 1

      undergraduate tuition benefits are tax-free.

      graduate tuition benefits are taxed, but the first $5,250 per calendar year are tax-free.

      (see Section 127 of the Internal Revenue Code)

    5. Re:Tuition by thx2001r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So right you are! I work for a semi-top tier private school (not ivy league but well respected in rankings and that sort of sphere) and I pull in a modest hourly wage (hourly is great in University land as overtime opportunities abound). My benefits are pretty decent and definitely make the lower than for profit business wages worth it.

      I've also found that if you get your job done well and are a smiling face known school wide then you are all but impervious to being fired. Not that it is impossible and that those same traits won't get you far elsewhere but I think you are safer than in the corporate world.

      The tuition thing varies school to school. I've worked for two universities now (one a public state school and now this private school). The public school always whined about not having $$$ and tuition waivers were more of a myth than a reality. At this private university now, it is common place and many of my coworkers take full advantage of this benefit (I certainly considered it a benefit when applying). You can have a 30 plus thousand dollar a year Master's degree tuition waived with your supervisor's magic wand.

      The trick is, if you work for an university and plan to take advantage of this, become very good friends with your supervisor who can sign off for this and if your grades are a worry in applying to the school, become friends and the most responsive tech support to the admissions decision makers in the track you decide to pursue if possible. Small talk about your educational goals and giving them extra special attention can net you a courtesy admit even when you're not the most highly qualified because you have a colossal in!

      Also, plan to be there for the long haul (at least a year before you start applying for admission) and don't jump ship as soon as you get your degree. There are lots of vultures doing this and they can not use the job as a reference later because their co-workers feel they were taken advantage of. University folk like to take care of their own but despise the people who crash the party for the free booze and food then leave when they've had their fill.

      --

      -Joe
      If we're all god's children, what's so special about Jesus? - Jimmy Carr

  28. Ahhhh University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep getting older, but he girls all stay the same age :)

  29. funds based accounting by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

    You had better bone up on funds based accounting, it is completely different than what you find in the commercial sector.

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    Please sign petition to restore sanity to our banking system!!!

    http://financialpetition.org/
  30. revolutionary ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From my experience it is almost impossible to get fired from the university, unless you are caught red handed stealing your computer while urinating on the Dean's car. So despite the repuation of the cradle of innovation there are quite a few people with sub-standard skills with no motivation to improve upon them. An example is that even today most N-Body simulation code done in physics and astronomy is still done in FORTRAN. So don't be surprised that any new and fantastic ideas you have aren't always well received. Yes this is a generalization but true more often then I would like.

    1. Re:revolutionary ideas by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 0
      An example is that even today most N-Body simulation code done in physics and astronomy is still done in FORTRAN.

      I have never used FORTRAN myself, but it is my understanding that the excellent standard library, and the huge amount of existing software and utilities, makes it the best tool for most engineering tasks. I'm definitely not surprised.

    2. Re:revolutionary ideas by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1
      My wife is an auditor at one of the countries largest universities. A couple of years ago she found several people involved in tens of thousands of dollars worth of fraud in a cash handling area, they all either resigned or were fired. One of them sued to get his job back. The judge agreed stating that it was to harsh a punishment and ordered that the university allow the theif to return to his cash handling position and the University was required to pay for the one and a half years that he was not working.

      Moral of the story: Steal from your employer, get caught and you will get rewarded with a year and a half vacation.

  31. It's not what you know... by lheal · · Score: 4, Interesting
    it's what people think you know. But the biggest difference between a big University and everyplace else I've worked (small business, big business, military, and government) is that at a uni no one is looking out for your paperwork. Not your boss, not the people down at payroll, not your secretary, no one. It's not that they won't help you, it's just that they don't.

    Specifically, make double extra sure that your first paycheck is going to go through. Make sure your appointment paperwork gets from your boss to the department, from the department to the College, from the College to University Payroll, and that you're "in the system" at every step.

    Be a very squeaky wheel, but keep in mind that no one likes a pushy newcomer. I've you're too squeaky, you go from "squeaky wheel" to "boy who cried wolf" (for any future encounters with the paperwork gods and goddesses).

    --
    Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
    1. Re:It's not what you know... by g0sub · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I had the exact same experience at the College University I'm working at now. My first paycheck only came bacause I myself made sure all the right things where being done.

    2. Re:It's not what you know... by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      Oh my god.... Thank you for reminging me of my first Uni job. Yes you are quite correct, your paperwork is in your hands and your hands alone. Oh and never assume the person in charge of sumbitting your hours to payroll will always do so before the deadline... I once was skipped over 3 paychecks (2 week paychecks) because of errors (happened over the christmas break so it had a snowball effect). To make it worse when they finally acknowledged the mistake they told me they could only issue two paychecks per pay period (so it took another 2 weeks before I was caught up on pay again).

      But the lax atmosphere, nice toys, and sometimes great funding (omg my dept's funding ruled...) can make the job both worthwhile and expose you equipment and experiences you didnt' have. Just remember the guy in charge of the HR work is probably just as lax...

      Oh and make sure your extra hours working on the project overview count as your work hours and you should be fine. Be candid with it with your boss and I'm sure they'll see it your way. I know most uni's would have the sense to not have their employees work extra unpaid hours (think lawsuit exposure).

      BTW find out about any and all perks available as a university employee. There some odd ones out there (like reduced fee parking for carpoolers), dibs on "old" equipment that would be otherwise discarded, credit unions, etc.

      --
      Georgia Tech, the leader in Chia(tm) technology.
    3. Re:It's not what you know... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      True, dat. There's a local community college where, a few years ago, I taught a single course for a single semester. I had the understanding that I was to be paid at the end of the semester for my short-term contract work. (A bit strange, but OK, since it wasn't my primary job).

      Turns out the guy who hired me was retiring at the end of the semester. I went to the payroll department after posting my grades and foud out that I should have been paid monthly all along...turns out that the old guy didn't want to fill out all the paperwork, and so arranged it that he didn't have to! I got my money lump sum, as I had expected, the old guy was retired and didn't have to deal with it, and the payroll people just rolled their eyes and acted like it was par for the course with this guy.

      Everyone was happy, no one was hurt, but I will second the notion that YOU must make sure that YOUR paperwork is taken care of.

      (This is actually true in every job I've ever worked...Though there was the law firm that paid me for eight hours of work on my first day, because I started on payday. I was impressed.)

    4. Re:It's not what you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! You guys must work at a really shitty place. I never had to do that. Everything came without my doing anything. It's only slightly lower paying than an industry job. I work 40 hour weeks, which is definitely less than what I was doing out in the corporate world. That translates to a larger hourly wage in some cases. With all the extra time, I can even take on contract jobs to supplement my income. I get paid more for extra work when I want it. I'd say it's the best solution.

  32. Old School Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Can anyone provide 'wish-I-would-have-known' issues regarding the politics, expectations, and monetary realities of working for a major department within a large University?"

    Well, usually money is tight, technology is high (latest toys), but no money to buy them.

    Politics are like any major company except there is usually MORE chiefs...and not enough indians...basically the chiefs are anyone with a 'PHD' or better at the end of thier name.

    The 'best' thing though (local politics)? $1 beer nights...every night of the week. Make sure you stick to the same bar, and someday maybe the freshman hottie girls will want to go out with you, or teach you the 'secret sorority handshake'. It's good for a free meal...or if you don't creep them out too much they invite you to thier graduation parties. Oh and the students never get any older or any smarter.

    Oh and usually state universities still have pension plans and free tuition if you want to go back to school and get a literature degree cause you're sick of working in IT.

  33. don't work so hard! by Tharkban · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you're working for the University, forget all that real world experience. Just do what you feel like, look busy, and program something crappy right before they ask for it. That's what I did. Actually worked out suprizingly well.

    I picked a new language for every project I worked on, learning java and perl while getting paid. Not to mention I learned how to raise levels on a mud while looking productive.

    Then again, I was young, not taken seriously, and underpaid. YMMV

    --
    Tharkban (It is a signature after all)
    1. Re:don't work so hard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you're working for the University, forget all that real world experience.

      Okay...

      Just do what you feel like, look busy, and program something crappy right before they ask for it.

      How can I forget my real world experience when you won't stop talking about it?

  34. Dont believe the hype by nb+caffeine · · Score: 0

    Knowing many people who still work at the higher ed levels (doing programming and tech suppot), its like a regular job. 9-5. In fact, I'm thinking about getting back into the uni game after going corporate . Much more relaxing. Though, none of the people I know participate in the "parties" or "drunk sorority chicks" (thats assault brotha). Easygoing private schools or big public schools are a nice area, plenty to do, but easy going. At least thats been my expirence. Hey, try it out, the time is around now for unis to be hiring.

    --

    "Something's wrong with you...and I hope we never do meet again." - Deftones When Girls Telephone Boys
    1. Re:Dont believe the hype by wetdirtmud · · Score: 1

      You should know what you're getting paid. That's all that matters to me. :)

    2. Re:Dont believe the hype by Browzer · · Score: 0

      People you know are probably in the "Technology Center" which is part of the bureaucracy. Not to be confused with the academics.

  35. Been There Done That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I worked in industry, returned to school and took a position much like you are doing now. I'm now back in industry, but it was fun.

    Issues:
    1. Scope Creep - like anywhere but with "free"
    2. Extreme Personalities - the Academic world thrives on personality clashes.
    3. Competence - if you are good at one thing they'll want you to do 100, make sure you draw the boundaries in a nice way.

    Benefits:
    1. Very amiable atmosphere
    2. Softer politics - usually they just want you to look stupid, not get canned.
    3. Great intellectual environment - it truly is nice to be surrounded by people with an average IQ above 110.

    Go for it, be professional and courteous and they will love you because they are not often privy to true professionals who are good at what they do.

    Take things in stride and try not to let the little things get to you because there will be a culture shock.

  36. You should know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how to code.

  37. there are no answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  38. Working for a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently switched programming jobs.

    Old job - dot com, high pay, long hours, and lots of stress.

    New job - university, low pay, 40 hours, almost no stress, almost impossible to get fired, hot women everywhere, relaxed environment that encourages creativity. It is very political, and there is lots of red tape, but what do I care... hot women everywhere.

    1. Re:Working for a University by lunchlady55 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you ever happen to think that this person may be a woman and COMPLETELY UNINTERESTED in the prospect of "hot women" as you (and several other insensitive clods) so eloquently put it?

      Oh, who the hell am I kidding, this is slashdot. Of course you didn't. :p

    2. Re:Working for a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but I work for a liberal University.... where even the women like hot women :-)

    3. Re:Working for a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I would like to second just about everything said by the parent poster, and add some amplification. At large public universities whose faculty are unionized, without a PhD you are automatically a second-class citizen. My eldest brother was the sysadmin of a large well-funded research group, and without a PhD, he was restricted to a salary that was lowest than the lowest-paid faculty member. That was a result of the contract that the faculty had as union members --- an enforced pecking-order based on degree and years of service.

      Salary is not the only way you would be a second-class citizen at the university, but it is a very obvious way.

    4. Re:Working for a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever happen to think that this person may be a woman and COMPLETELY UNINTERESTED in the prospect of "hot women" as you (and several other insensitive clods) so eloquently put it?

      Well, there are probably also a lot of hunky jocks with excess testosterone willing to bed anything female (or female-like).

      note, I'm not the original AC. if anything, I'm more chauvinist ;-)

    5. Re:Working for a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes then, but today ...

      Toward the tail end of the boom Caltech reslotted their non-PhD technical staff into new paygrades for technical work. Word on the street was that they couldn't keep admins and software people from leaving to industry jobs when the paygrades were scaled to reward people for advanced degrees. I saw my bachelor's only programmer salary raise 10% at that time.

      The rest of parent's experience is mostly still true, except that benefits are eroding in academia too, and there's less security than there once was, when you're working on government money (well NASA, NSF, NIH money anyway).

    6. Re:Working for a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's similar at a prominent australian university I used to work for - the general staff (as opposed to academic staff) in the faculty I worked in got treated like crap. Low wages, poor conditions, mountains of pointless paperwork, and about 30% of the academics treating you like pond scum because you haven't got a PhD.

    7. Re:Working for a University by davidgay · · Score: 2, Informative
      I recall an interview at Stanford when I was just starting out in my career. I'd only ever worked at MIT as research staff since graduating with my Bachelor's, and I was interviewing with a PostDoc there. He was very arrogant and said to me, "I can't tell you what you'll be making, but I can tell you what you won't be making, which is $39K."

      A confused postdoc. Postdocs have shitty salaries (approximately 2x a grad student salary), at universities at least. I'd expect staff to be paid better tham them.

      But back to the University and Politics, the other thing is that if you're not a PhD, then you probably won't get to be Principal Investigator on grant proposals, and that means you'll be constantly in the shadow of someone else no matter how good the work you do is.

      A confused poster. Principal investigator is a research position, and for various rather obvious reasons (e.g., the funding agency will expect it...), it's expected to be filled by a researcher. A PhD is a "token" that others believe you can do research, without one you'll need some other evidence that you can do that job (e.g., you're famous in the field). A bit of a catch-22 of course, but what do you expect?

    8. Re:Working for a University by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      A PhD is a "token" that others believe you can do research, without one you'll need some other evidence that you can do that job

      Just so. I grant (pardon pun) that I was oversimplifying. I've been in positions where I could have probably worked around this because of open-minded management, my skills and publications. But it was not in academia, and I think that fact was relevant.

      And whether it happens in academia or not, it's certainly not the norm. People at some places I've interviewed at both universities and Government sponsored think tanks have come right out and said plainly "expect there to be a pecking order where mostly your lack of PhD will hold you back", even now after nearly 25 years of career experience.

      Contrast this with most other places you can work who will tell you that after 5-10 years in the field, if you've not done enough to show that your degree was worth something, they're not going to believe a degree as a credential, they're going to want to see your subsequent work experience. And if you have done something cool, they'll also usually freely say they'll count that as a substitute for formal education.

      In fact, it's funny, but some places will advertise they want Masters + 3 years or 5 years with a Bachelors, or some places will say Masters + 10 years or PhD + 5 years, and when you think about it, they're really saying "we count 5 years working on a PhD as 5 years working, or 2 years working on a Masters as 2 years working. Well, gee, since I have to pay to get the Masters and someone pays me to work, I've often wondered why get the degree at all. It just builds up debt and offers sometimes less than you might think if you had already the opportunity for a good solid job for those same two years. Pretty much only in the arena of getting employed by a University or government-funded think tank has a degree ever had a persistent sense of importance, in my experience.

      Especially in the modern world, where the interest of business is constantly changing, one of the risks of being in research and academia at all is that your skills can diverge from what business needs. It's easy to convince yourself that you're learning about "what's next", but sometimes industry doesn't go the direction you think or doesn't use the tool you're used to and you're left without the all-important checklist items that modern full-text-search resumes require.

      (Others' mileage may, of course, vary. No single person's point of view is going to apply to everyone, so read lots of opinions if you want a real gestalt.)

      --

      Kent M Pitman
      Philosopher, Technologist, Writer

  39. University job by dwarf1024 · · Score: 1

    I've worked for private for-profit and not-for-profit universities. First, don't expect a lot of money. If you are, find another job. Second, look at first.

  40. That explains it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure I support the above knucklehead's code.

  41. I got lucky by rscrawford · · Score: 1

    I got lucky in that I have a boss who's as much a Linux/Open Source advocate as I am. I was hired on to migrate our department's distance learning system from a Windows/Cold Fusion platform to a Linux/PHP platform. What's cooler is that I pretty much have free reign to do my job in any way I want, as long as the job gets done and I keep in contact with my boss to let him know what I'm doing.

    What I wish I had known before signing on, though, was that no one at this University, at any level (except the very highest, of course) has gotten a salary increase in at least four years; and I am not exaggerating. People are getting the same amount of money that they were four years ago. Not a single additional dime has been given to anyone; you could be doing the best job possible and saving your department a billion dollars a year, and you'd get the same raise as the lump who sits behind the desk and picks his nose all day long: which is to say, zero. And thanks to our state's budgeting woes and the current governor's budget proposals, it doesn't look like that's going to change anytime soon.

    At least we get more holidays per year than people in the private sector. And this year we got two additional paid days off at Christmas to make up for the miserable salary increase issue.

    --
    -- The reason it's called the right wing? Irony.
  42. not too bad... by bariswheel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work as a helpdesk manager/administrator at a major university.

    I have to say I like the variety of people I deal with. We support macs; OS 9, OS X (jaguar,panther, and now forced to support tiger,), win 98, w2000,etc.. and have a pretty heterogeneous computing environment. Our end user base is very eclectic (as opposed to working at a company and being "nick the computer guy", so lots of potential to meet intelligent phd's, etc... Plus a college can foster a good learning environment. Benefits are very good, but needless to say, pay is not so good. Especially if you live in a coastal city where a decent 1 bedroom apartment costs $1100+/mnth. My boss is a network admin, and this helps quite a bit, as opposed to a business manager or a non-techie,. A good job environment also depends on the trust you build with the people around you. If people trust you, they'll give you the benefit of the doubt, and as long as you can prove yourself you can use open source apps like request tracker, openssh, linux distros, or whatever you like to get'er done. This is my first job after graduation from college, so I can't complain.However, unless you're a director/high level manager type, you can forget about saving money for a house, etc.. (of course depends on your location...).

    Bottom line you can shoot for two things: you can shoot to settle and not expect to get any raises but secure your benefits, and a decent retirement package. OR you can be young, out of college, and looking for a good experience, pending you find a good boss that will keep pushing you uphill. If you're looking to make a lot of dough and want to do develop new novel software and products wth 80 hour work weeks, join a startup.

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  43. It Depends by IdleMindUI · · Score: 1

    It depends on the size of the University, the role of the department in the University, and the nature of the job. My experience has been with the University of Iowa, a 30000 student research university with an attached regional hospital. There are 2 central IT groups on campus (hospital and central academic campus), and about 3000 smaller departmental IT groups. Generally, the larger IT departments are better managed, better staffed, and better funded than the smaller departments. Management also tends to be skilled at managing people. Smaller departments vary widely. I've worked for both central IT groups, and I once accidentally took a small departmental job. I don't think I'd ever take a small department job again. Usually, the hardest thing to do is figure out what the salaries are going to be. If it's a public institution, chances are that salaries are public information. Call the HR department to find out the mean salary for the job title you're interested in.

  44. You're wasting your time by rwven · · Score: 1

    Universities are rife with buerocrats who can't make up their minds as to what they want. You'll end up going the same project 14 times before you finally get it approved by all doubtless 87 people who have to decide that it works for them. And the bottom line is that they probably won't end up using what you develop anyway.

  45. What you should know? Nothing. by Curate · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm in pretty much the same boat you are in. After working for 8 years, I decided to go back to university to finish my Bachelor of Computer Science, which I pissed away (read: failed out of) the first time due to laziness and having too much fun. One difference this time around is that I'm more mature, and so I'm doing much better academically. The other major difference is that tuition here costs about 2.5 times as much now as 10 years ago! So I, too, am working at the university in the summers to earn enough dough to pay myself through school. I'm doing coding and research for a CS prof, and enjoying it. I don't know what you're so hesitant about. Take the job (if they'll give it to you) and have fun with it. Politics? Who cares? Every place of employ has politics. It really shouldn't be too bad for you, because a) you're not very important; and b) it's just a temporary job, not a career. As for salary, don't expect to make anywhere close to what you would in the real world, despite your qualifications. I'm making about half. If you demand too much, you might be passed over for any one of a hundred eager young students. Go into it thinking of it more like a co-op job than some kind of high-paying consulting job. This is still much better than the alternative, which is a low-paying deadend job like McD's. It's also much more interesting work, and it will look good on a resume. Stop talking about it and just do it. You really have nothing to lose. Working for a prof is not too bad. My boss is pretty easy going. He's flexible about what I do; I get to lead as much as follow. The pay is not coming out of his pocket, so he does not put too much pressure on me. Also, he's pretty busy, so I only talk to him 1-2 times per week. The rest of the time I'm doing my own thing, working at my own pace. Oh, one other advantage is that this can give you a taste of what research is like. This will help you decide if you want to go on to post-graduate studies. I know I don't; I'm itching to get back into the workforce. But this has still been a good experience. Feel free to e-mail me if you have any specific questions.

  46. Working for a University by NetSettler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience, the highest order bit in deciding to work for a University is understanding that they sell degrees. That implies that there's a pecking order that is fundamentally related to degrees because they are pretty much honorbound to make what they sell seem important.

    I recall an interview at Stanford when I was just starting out in my career. I'd only ever worked at MIT as research staff since graduating with my Bachelor's, and I was interviewing with a PostDoc there. He was very arrogant and said to me, "I can't tell you what you'll be making, but I can tell you what you won't be making, which is $39K." (This is a long time ago, and the absolute magnitudes will likely have changed, but the numbers are important relatively speaking within this story.) It immediately alerted me to the fact that (a) salaries are dictated by degree, and (b) presumably since he had a PhD and I did not, he was saying that my salary would peak just below his. After this arrogant treatment, you can imagine I was pleased as punch to get an offer of $38K, even though I got better offers from the commercial world and decided to go with one of those. An unanswered question is whether my salary would have peaked at the entry level or if the PostDoc was just confused. But surely equity is going to suggest that your salary won't easily exceed professorial salaries, and such salaries may be publicly findable, so it's worth finding out what your upper salary bound is.

    Incidentally, related to that, Stanford had a thing (at least then, perhaps now) where they had a four day work week and the last day you were allowed to consult to augment your salary. Someone I talked to there claimed to me that often people could double their salary in that one extra day on the commercial world by leveraging the prestige of being a Stanford employee in getting the consulting work. Whether that's true or not again will vary with university and circumstance, but certainly knowing whether outside work is encouraged or discouraged is worth knowing up front, since clearly it can make a serious dent in your pay.

    Knowing, too, what your publication rights are is something you should know at any job, university or not, in case research you're doing wants to be written up in a book, not just a lab paper.

    But back to the University and Politics, the other thing is that if you're not a PhD, then you probably won't get to be Principal Investigator on grant proposals, and that means you'll be constantly in the shadow of someone else no matter how good the work you do is. There may be exceptions to this, but it's worth assuming this is true unless strong promises are made to the contrary. Usually there's the subtle cue that the position is titled "Scientist" and not either "Engineer" or "Associate" that says "we actually respect you rather than merely tolerating you because you can do cool things we need".

    As to salary, the rule I learned is to expect half of an industry salary for a very prestigious University, but to expect it to inch up to larger amounts as the University is less well-known and/or more focused on teaching than research. That is, if you work for Harvard or MIT you're expected to sacrifice half of your salary to just having the coolness of the name, but if you work for Foobar City University, they know you aren't there because of the prestige so they'd better come much closer to industry wages even though you're still expected to cut them a break. And yet, on top of this, if you don't have that all-important PhD, expect them to treat you less well even after you've made this financial sacrifice.

    Note: In fact, MIT treated me quite well as a staff employee. This note might sound like I'm dissing them for a bad experience, which is not so one either account--neither was my experience bad nor am I dissing them. But I am saying that I believe there are limitations to how good it can get in a place like that. Much of the information I've gleaned in here is info I've picked up along the way later in my career from here and there, and I'm just using these names as examples and offering this info in the strongest possible terms not to get back at anyone but on the theory of "better safe than sorry".

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    Kent M Pitman
    Philosopher, Technologist, Writer

  47. What to expect by oscarcar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Expect the most beauracratic administration you'll ever see. With University systems, the administration ppl are the ones who stay forever and gain more power/control everytime a faculty person leaves and they fill the power void. And the new person to fill the faculty position just accepts that that's the way things work.

    Likely you'll have good job security, but the pay will suck.

    If you are competent and they find you indespensible, then tell them you are doing contract work for other companies and that you need to move to a contract position.

    The contractors generally don't have to follow the crappy pay-scale of other positions. And if you settle for a pre-defined position, then it will have to fit in a heirarchy that the admins will make certain that you are as low on the rung as possible. Be a contractor, and they will think they are blessed to have you spending time there.

    Trust me, I was a full-timer getting paid crap and no voice. They made a royal stink when I wanted a minor promotion. Now I contract w/ University and make the same amount but work 1/4 the hours, and they feel lucky for having me. lol, cause i'm basically doing the same job.

  48. Re:Dont believe the hype or the FUD by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Knowing many people who still work at the higher ed levels (doing programming and tech suppot), its like a regular job. 9-5. In fact, I'm thinking about getting back into the uni game after going corporate . Much more relaxing. Though, none of the people I know participate in the "parties" or "drunk sorority chicks" (thats assault brotha). Easygoing private schools or big public schools are a nice area, plenty to do, but easy going. At least thats been my expirence. Hey, try it out, the time is around now for unis to be hiring.

    Um, well, maybe for you. It depends what level of staff you are - I'm in the same category as the Profs, so I tend to work 9-10 hours a day (or else work 8 hours and come in weekends) and some weekends are conferences.

    But I agree about the stress - this is the most fun job I've had since the military. The pay's not quite as high, but the benefits are so cool as to blow your mind - in a typical week I get to go to free seminars about cutting edge stuff you won't see for months out in the commercial side, have free tuition towards my doctorate (except the last year, but hey), and the 40 cents a trip university bus pass rocks my world!

    Plus all the intelligent women one could dream of! From around the world! Life is sweet!

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  49. Pros and Cons by mindbomb33 · · Score: 1

    I work at one of the largest Universities in the country.

    Here is a short list:

    PROS
    1. Coeds wearing no underwear
    2. Very hard to get fired
    3. Coeds wearing no underwear and short skirts riding bicycles
    4. Lots of local pubs, with . . .
    5. Coeds wearing no underwear and drunk and free from supervision for the first time

    CONS
    1. Being married
    2. Professor "I cant get my new Blackberry out of the holster" (true story)
    3. Earning about 60% of what you would get in the private sector
    4. You don't know what internal politics are until you get a bunch of University staff to try and cooperate on IT projects / budgets / resources
    5. Policies dictaed by a central IT department who aren't even smart enough to get out of their cubicles to enjoy the PROS
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    1. Re:Pros and Cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are you at??? based on your PROS, i'm working for the wrong university :)

  50. Personal Experience by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

    During my 8 years with a University during and after college, I learned that schools in my area (Southwestern TN) generally pay about 80% of what you would make in the real world. They claim that they make it up in benefits. While the benifits are miles better than anything I've had somewhere else, I'd rather have more money in my pocket (which is why I'm now working for a bank.)

    Due to the politics at the University I worked at, performance-based raises did not exist. We got something like 1.5% every two years, and the raise was given across the board. The school was always broke, and we went several years with no raise at all.

    A running gag around campus departments is that if you want to make more money at a University, then you should quit and reapply for your own job. They actually have to pay more money to get new people in than to retain the current ones...

    1. Re:Personal Experience by RiotNrrd · · Score: 1

      I learned that schools in my area (Southwestern TN) generally pay about 80% of what you would make in the real world.

      Where did you work? I used to work at State Tech (before it became SWCC or whatever it is now). They paid $6/hr tax-free + tuition. After a year I got an internship at FredEx making $11/hr + tuition + books.

    2. Re:Personal Experience by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1

      I was at the UofM. I used to work in the IT department, but evenually I moved to IT for Athletics.

  51. Working at a University by unixcorn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I worked at a large university for a short time about 5 years ago. It was the worst experience of my life. I too had returned to take classes and a job became available. It should have been a great job. The hours were awesome, the pay was ok and school was free. Unfortunately my boss was a complete psycho. I really wanted to work but she didn't want me touching anything! One day she stood in my office door and stamped her foot while yelling about something I did that she didn't like. I finally gave up; I set books (mainframe programming) up on my desk as props and did my homework. When you interview, listen carefully and watch the people you will be working with. Sometimes years of being opressed by the social order in that type of environment drives people nuts....

  52. What I've Seen by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Insightful
    1: Office Politics in education are an absolute bitch! And while any smart person would want to stay out of them entirely, you can get easily fired for not playing the game if you do.

    2: If you're a conservative, keep it to yourself ALWAYS! If you're a liberal (somewhere to the left of Howard Dean) then it's okay to speak carefully and discreetly -- and after everyone else has had their say first.

    3: You are in the absolute bastion of Political Correctness. A lot of it will be abysmally stupid. Don't ever point that out to ANYONE! Just nod silently and move along. There's nothing you can do about it anyway.

    4: You are in the breeding ground for sexually harassed females in training. Be as respectful to any female -- especially any unattractive female -- as you are to the cop who just pulled you over for doing 50mph in the school zone just as the last points were about to drop off your license.

    5: Diversity good! Affirmative Action good! Repeat this loud and often. And never forget that "Diversity" doesn't really mean true diversity. It means their one and only single definition of diversity.

    6: Try not to have a job that anyone in the university with power will want to take away from you and give to their best friend/drinking buddy/lazy son who needs a job.

    7: If someone tells you that you should be part of the Union, just say yes and hand over your money.

    8: Understand that your lower pay should be offset by better medical coverage, retirement (if you stay that long) benefits, and low cost or free educational benefits (which you should take maximum advantage of).

    9: If there's a probation period, be ESPECIALLY CAREFUL until you've passed it.

    That should get you through the first week.

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    1. Re:What I've Seen by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      1: Office Politics in education are an absolute bitch! And while any smart person would want to stay out of them entirely, you can get easily fired for not playing the game if you do.

      2: If you're a conservative, keep it to yourself ALWAYS! If you're a liberal (somewhere to the left of Howard Dean) then it's okay to speak carefully and discreetly -- and after everyone else has had their say first.

      3: You are in the absolute bastion of Political Correctness. A lot of it will be abysmally stupid. Don't ever point that out to ANYONE! Just nod silently and move along. There's nothing you can do about it anyway.

      4: You are in the breeding ground for sexually harassed females in training. Be as respectful to any female -- especially any unattractive female -- as you are to the cop who just pulled you over for doing 50mph in the school zone just as the last points were about to drop off your license.

      5: Diversity good! Affirmative Action good! Repeat this loud and often. And never forget that "Diversity" doesn't really mean true diversity. It means their one and only single definition of diversity.


      Um, dude, you must work in one strange university.

      As to being conservative, it's only the fake conservatives like the Bushies that get laughed at and ridiculed.

      And there's way more diversity here than elsewhere. Again, maybe you're kind of uptight? But again, maybe you work at Harvard, that's kind of like that.

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    2. Re:What I've Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were to guess by the bitterness, I'd guess you vote republican. Would my guess be right :-P

    3. Re:What I've Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As to being conservative, it's only the fake conservatives like the Bushies that get laughed at and ridiculed.

      This comment shows exactly why you must be quiet if you are conservative.

    4. Re:What I've Seen by deanj · · Score: 1

      Either that or he works at the same place I do.

    5. Re:What I've Seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most accurate posting in the thread, IMHO. I first programmed for NASA circa 1971, which was dministered by Caltech. It was joyful, as the "customer" was smart, and the environment combined the discipline of The Right Stuff with the flexibility of a private university.

      I programmed for UMass/Amherst, as they had legacy code in FORTRAN IV to process the students' evaluations of the faculty, and output endless graphs (3-D) and statistics. It was uncommeneted. The original programmer was long-vanished. I had to revrse engineer it to catch up with creeping requirements. So far as I know, they still use my revision. It was fun.

      But working at a College or University took on a more sinister atmosphere to me when I became an Adjunct Professor, in various subjects, at various places. That's when the deadly polotics set in.

      I've been answerable to unpublishable people, people with Ed.D. degrees (from dissertations obviously written for cash by someone else) who resent genuine Techies (I started programming in 1966, 39 yearsd ago). I've been criticized by lesbians for being a phallocentric white male. I've had my files deleted by someone who assumed that they were personal work, without asking me. I've been disinvited to parties on the basis that I'm not in the in-crowd. I've been cursed and screamed at. I've had my paycheck given to someone with a similar name, and given 2 weeks of runaround before a new one was issued.

      Best advice: find a mentor. More than that, find a CHAMPION who will go out on a limb for you. Join a union. Concentrate on this 3-step parallel algorithm:

      (1) Keep a low profile.
      (2) Be stunningly effective.
      (3) Don't tell them who you actually are as a human being (i.e. don't say you read Science Fiction).

      -- Professor Jonathan Vos Post

    6. Re:What I've Seen by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      you guys both work at Harvard?

      geesh.

      Here at the UW it's way more fun. But that's why we're number one for Medical post-grad and number four for Biochem post-grad.

      Of course, as you may realize, 90 plus percent of the people here think Bushies are brainless, but that's just because this is where fiscal discipline is cool and lying is uncool.

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    7. Re:What I've Seen by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      I work for a small college for 4 years and this is just about dead on except for a few things.

      #1 Imagine Dilbert. Now imagine it 10 times worse. Also Imagine that everyone thinks their Dilbert.

      #2, It should say somewhere to the left of Al Franken, or Rush Limbaugh's Evil Twin. It's like that's where all the Hippies from the 60's congregate to die.

      Cant add much to #3. That's dead on.

      #4: Add "It's a Trap" to your repertoire. Repeat. This happened to my boss and somehow he still had a job.

      #5 is Dead on too.

      #6: lets just say this has been on my mind as of late.

      #7 We don't have a Union, because we don't need one because people that should get fired never do. Lets just say that my office is Either 50 or 90 Degrees depending on Maintenance's mood, and it doesn't matter which building your in or what season.

      #8 Agreed. Learn until you PH.D everything or get canned.

      #9 Dead on.

      The only thing I'd add is Be Stupid. The Stupider that you are or act, the higher the pay and or Job Retention. The smart in a College get weeded out because he/she made someone stupid look stupid. Also, read my Sig. How do you think I came up with it.

  53. Re:Money Ask for to much by Little+Brother · · Score: 2, Interesting
    When you do ask, make sure to ask for everything you could possibly want (so long as you can justify the request). Then, prioritize with the stuff you need in the top of the list. Whatever you submit, expect to get half of, so request double. However, occasionaly you MAY get a windfall and actualy get a complete approval, and if so you MAY get an audit to see if the stuff is actualy used.

    If you are given a budget, spend all of it, if you spend less, your next year's budget will be based off what you actualy used, not what you were alloted. If you manage to do things more inexpensivly that you had thought, upgrade your plan to use it all. You don't get to keep money left over at the end of the year, and any surplus will be deducted from your budget for the next year.


    For example, you have a $5,000 budget based on the cost of a server you need to perchase. Between the time you sent in the request (for $10,000 for redundant servers) and the time it came throug, the cost of the server fell to $4,300. If you buy only that server, saving $700 from your estimate, the next time you send in a request for a $5,000 peice of equiptment, you will only get $4,300. If you upgrade a few options and spend $5,000 you will get the full amount next time you make a request.


    Counterintuitive to say the least.

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  54. Things to keep in mind in a U situation by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    1. Respect the heirarchy. This is critical.
    2. There's free stuff everywhere when labs and depts move - and then there's surplus for sale too.
    3. Investigate the benefits ASAP - I got matching retirement pay the second I wanted it and signed up on week one - others waited two years for some reason.
    4. Be friendly to everyone.

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  55. I actually work at a university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work as technical staff in a university research lab.

    * pay sucks.
    * benefits are great (both medical and retirement).
    * lots of days off.
    * flexible scheduling is possible (as long as I get my work done, and I'm around for a few key meetings, I can easily take a morning or afternoon off and make the time up later).
    * great coworkers (super smart, relaxed, fun to be around).
    * problems that actually challenge you. I regularly work on programming projects that require the niftier tricks that are shown in algorithms and upper division math courses.
    * College girls. Fun to look at, even when they are too young for you.

  56. Re:Always have a scapegoat - this reason especiall by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Always have a fallguy

    Because without a doubt you will quickly become someone else's fallguy.

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  57. Gross incompetence by NineNine · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, after workign for years in a University IT department, I've discovered that the old motto, "Those who can't, teach", can also be revised to "Those who can't, work in the public sector". In my experience, the least competent, most lazy, and most politically motivated people work in ALL branches of government. Why? Simple. You can get fired much more easily in the private sector than from a government job (where *every* firing is a case of some kind of discrimination). Thus, the University system (or any other government sector) is often where the least competent filter down to. I wish it wasn't true, living in a beautiful university town and all...

    1. Re:Gross incompetence by hey! · · Score: 1

      So, this means you worked for a public university?

      The thing about state agencies I've found is that they vary like any other kind of organization -- only if anything with greater variance. In government agencies there are a few incredibly corrupt ones, and on the other hand ones that are so hyperethical it borders on an obsessive disorder.

      I have found something of a correlation between levels of laziness and corruptness of state agencies and the level of regard that they are held in by the public. States which have the most public contempt for state officials (Red states generally) tend to have the worst officials; which causes the other I can't say, probably they go together.

      If you can make any generalization about state governments everywhere is that most of the real, significant, and valuable managerial work is done by low to mid level female employees. It's not that there aren't many excellent male managers, it's just that when you dicard the deadwood and leave the really productive people who actually make things happen, about 2/3 will usually be women. I don't know why this is; maybe becoming a noncorrupt public servant is like becoming a teacher -- mainly a female profession.

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  58. Clublove.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When I worked at IEG (ClubLove.com) we did a shoot in the server room. A very nervous systems admin hovered over the entire thing, and insisted the photog assistants clean everything up with some carbon-tet.

  59. don't forget that when by geekoid · · Score: 1

    you look at the money, to look at the entire package. Insurance, retirement, etc...

    Right now, retirement and insurance sucks in the private sector. Big time.

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  60. Perfect job for a student by Silicon+Knight · · Score: 1

    The pace of work is so much slower than at a typical job. Makes life a whole lot easier when you're already busting your ass over your studies and class projects.

    In general expect less pay, above average benefits, loads of politics, and people coasting through the last few years till retirement. Always over estimate time requirements - unlike in the real world they won't kill a project because it takes forever, they just whine a lot.

    8 years of getting paid for hanging out on Slas^h^h^h^hcampus and counting...

  61. Re:UserFriendly - Anonymous Cow herd by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Anonymous Cow herd

    That sounds like a Scott Adams pesudonym if I ever read one.

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  62. Warning: Benefits at State-supported Universities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    In some states, such as Texas, university workers (and schoolteachers) do not pay Social Security; instead they pay into a state-run pension fund.

    The problem is that the Social Security Administration will dock you for the time you have worked for the state.

    If you work for a state-supported university or grade-, middle- or high- school be certain that you understand how pension is paid and whether or not Social Security benefits are affected. I know of several people who lost benefits because they were unaware of this loophole.

  63. Ask current employees .... by itallushrt · · Score: 1, Informative

    Why are you asking a bunch of 17 years that have never held a job in their lives these questions?

    Consult current, and if possible previous employees, at the university. I'm also not referring only to people in the same or similar departments. Go talk to a ground crew guy, a student aid who might have some insight into how things work around there, etc.

    Go to the source instead of getting 100 replies on here that only tell you to build a beowulf cluster using old servers the engineering department dumped in a closet 5 years earlier.

    1. Re:Ask current employees .... by Stanistani · · Score: 2, Informative

      >Why are you asking a bunch of 17 years that have never held a job in their lives these questions?

      ...maybe because some of us are well-traveled 50-year-olds with 35 years of experience?

      I ask a wide variety of people for feedback on most questions.

    2. Re:Ask current employees .... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nice pathetic generalization. Slashdot is full of university types.

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  64. bad vs. good by drumgeek · · Score: 1

    bad: -less money -little chance for overtime -have to deal with academic types that can sometimes be on the elitist side -have to deal with students who, depending on what kind of school you are working at (private vs. public) could be kind of snotty too. -their IT systems can be cool but retarded in some aspects good: -tenure may be extended to professional (ie not academic) types as well...aka the epitome of job security. -even if you are remotely competent you probably won't get axed. -considerably more relaxed work environment -less need to work extra hours -free tuition? -usually better benefits i've heard that academia and state jobs are a good place to work towards the end of your career when stability and benefits play a greater role with respect to salary then in earlier years. but i wouldn't really know, i'm no where near there ;)

  65. Education sector by kouhoutek · · Score: 1
    In you consulting career, did you ever work on a government project?

    It's going to be a lot like that, probably worse in some ways.

    The bad:
    • Less pay
    • Fewer resources
    • Lower overall talent level
    • Impossible to fire deadwood coworkers
    • Work farmed out to less experienced, often unreliable students
    • Unrealistic and/or disorganized projects
    The good:
    • You can go home at 5
    • Job security
    • Flexiblity
    • No one knows and/or cares if you aren't doing your job
    • No one loses their stock options if the project fails
    Now, I know these aren't universal, but I see them enough in the government/education sector to call them trends.

    Overall, though, it's not such a bad gig for student. The trick is going to be to shed a lot of your consultant traits. You are not going to be very empowered, and going above and beyond isn't going to get you any further than a journeyman's effort. I am not saying you should slack off, but you aren't being paid like a consultant, so your effort level should be commensurate. You are there to get an education, and you are basically flipping burgers help make it happen.
  66. Be prepared to cope with the bullshit. by adolfojp · · Score: 1

    1. Every PHD that you encounter will "know" more than you about programming, even if their PHD is in literature.

    2. The bureaucreacy, the horror.
    My experience was as follows. Work month 1. At the end of month 1 get someone who doesn't know you to sign a paper certifying that he saw you working. Deliver the papers yourself (DON'T TRUST THE INTER NAL MAIL AND CARRIER SYSTEM OR YOU WILL MISS THE DEADLINE). Get paid at the end of month 2. Repeat procedure.

    3. Let them know, on a daily basis, that even if you are a student and a 40 year old you are not a punk who is lucky enough to receive their charity (The job you are doing)

    Good Luck,
    Adolfo

  67. my GF started up the helpdesk for an international by Hohlraum · · Score: 1

    university. Other than the pay, you really couldn't ask for a better place to work according to her. I'd have to agree based on what I've seen. Very liberal benefits policies that include her "life parter" (me) being able to get full health/dental/eyewear coverage if I need it. I can also go to school for free. She's currently working on her Masters for free.

    I hope she stays there, but it would be nice to see her getting paid better for what she brings to the table. It's going to take her another 3+ (she's been there for 2 already) years of 5% raises (if she can contingue to get them at that rate) to get back to the salary she was at before taking the job.

  68. Being an ex-GRA and ex-GTA by trefoil · · Score: 1

    I swapped income with free tuition and a stiped.. overall, the compensation was pretty low, when compared to a professional job. Hey.. it's a state school, they don't have a lot of money to give!

    If you get to give a quote, quote what you're currently making and see if they bite.. if anything, shoot high, because if you miss, hopefully it'll still be higher than if you shot low..

  69. Cue the bitter anecdotes, but... by tverbeek · · Score: 1
    I've worked at a medium-sized liberal arts college, a large community college, and a small college in a large university... i.e. not quite the setting being asked about, but there are some commonalities. I've had some horrible experiences at two of the three places (related to petty politics, anti-productive bureaucracy, and unvarnished medieval bigotry), but overall, I've found colleges to be really comfortable places to work, especially compared to the businesses I've worked for. I think there's something about working among people whose goals are related to learning and teaching that makes it different from being around people whose goals are about selling. There are jerks and saints and assholes and heroes in both fields, but overall it feels different to me. But it's not for everyone, and there are a few red flags in the OP's comments.

    If you're concerned about how much you'd be paid because you're afraid you won't be able to maintain the lifestyle you're used to, it might not be a good idea. You've been working in business too long, and the college lifestyle may not actually appeal to you. But if you're concerned because you've willingly started comparison-pricing ramen and generic mac-and-cheese, then you might actually have the personal fiscal flexibility to make it go... because it shows that money's just a means to you, not an end in itself.

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  70. The realities of a Univ. staff position by Omega+Hacker · · Score: 1

    I Am Doctorate!

    Depending on exactly what position you have, you'll get this to varying degrees <rimshot>, but you will get it.

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    1. Re:The realities of a Univ. staff position by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Depending on exactly what position you have, you'll get this to varying degrees <rimshot>, but you will get it.

      Not likely in my experience.

      I've worked in several university positions. The userfriendly cartoon is funny but just doesn't ring true. What is true is that occasionally people without degrees have a chip on their shoulder.

      PhD's are generally intelligent people and fun and inspiring to work with. They're often highly opinionated but will respond to reasoned argument. Some are oddballs but generally if you treat them right they'll treat you right.

      If you think personal happiness is all about dollars and nothing else then you might not like it.

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      Keep your options open!

  71. Some serious suggestions... by ibn_khaldun · · Score: 1

    In general a university environment is a tradeoff of money for security: salaries are less than in the private sector, but unless you are working on a "soft-money" (externally funded) project, the likelihood of major layoffs, downsizing and mergers is nearly zero. However, the salary structure is compressed by private sector standards -- the ratio of the highest to lowest pay may well be less than 2 -- and there are no stock options (closest thing would be to get football or basketball tickets to scalp, but even that perk is rare now). In recent years many institutions in the U.S. have eliminated things like free or reduced tuition due to tax implications.

    So, the key thing to check is where is the money for the position coming from? Is it from the central budget (which is relatively stable) or from an external grant? The latter typically only last a couple of years: if you are in a lab run by an experienced senior investigator, he or she may keep things going for years through multiple grants, but if the well runs dry (or, more commonly, that researcher gets hired elsewhere), the project disappears once the grant runs out. You would typically have a month or two (quite possibly a lot more) warning on this, but the timing is unpredictable.

    Same problem on equipment: institutional budgets are generally limited and set on an annual basis with very little flexibility after they are set, and project budgets are more or less fixed at the beginning. Projects that are equipment-intensive -- e.g. electrical engineering -- may have access to a lot of goodies, but in other cases you may be stuck well behind the state of the art.

    The other thing you may (or may not) find odd is the constant turnover -- undergraduates stay around two or three years after they get involved with a project, competent graduate students and post-docs just a bit longer. Many professional staff stay around a much longer time (way too long in some instances -- there's a downside to never having lay-offs) -- but you'll probably spend a lot more time training people only to see them graduate.

    Every university I've been involved with has a core of really competent IT people who hang around because they like the environment or have family connections in the area. That core is surrounded by a diffuse halo of incompetents -- some in managerial positions -- who hang around because they can't or won't be fired. But I doubt this is a whole lot different than any other organization.

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    "All successful systems accumulate parasites" -- Hal Hixon

  72. Software is a team effort by spungo · · Score: 1

    From my experience in both academia and business, software creation works best when a team effort is applied. Academia is inherantly 'memememe' - there are far too many individual egos and interests to foster the kind of group ethic that is needed for most projects to flourish. I'm glad I'm out of it.

    1. Re:Software is a team effort by janwedekind · · Score: 1
      Out of university or out of software-development? ;-)

      Most people don't apply the discipline of personal software process to themselves.

      From what I see I gather, that the success of a software-project (wether at university or in business) strongly depends on the amount of competition. As soon as your project is kind of in-house, individualism and code-ownership are the only remaining forces and you're in deep trouble.

  73. What I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work as an undergraduate. I get paid nothing. I tried to get paid for the work I was doing, and got rejected. Twice. The secret really is talking to the right people and knowing them well, having a good GPA also counts if you are doubling as a student. You really have to do a lot of handshaking, as a friend of mine did that and has received well, full compensation for just about everything. Those are really your best bets, don't try to work for free, from the ground up make sure you get paid. Most projects arn't as critical as you think and they can always just hire a bunch of undergraduates (me) for free and work us to death.

  74. job at a university by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    As somebody who actually work for a university, here is my take.

    First, remember one important fact: the university exists for education. While I have no idea what kind of position you are really taking, if that is a support department job for teaching/research, remember your job exist so that you can offer the service for researchers/faculties/students so that their educational (or research) experience is more enhanced.
    While this seems a logical simple idea, many non-academic departments have no idea on this at my institution (and many other ones). Often, purchasing department have all the sorts of crazy rules that we must comply, and ordering sometimes takes as long as 6 months here. Worse, sometimes, the order we made somehow gets lost in the system that we have to re-do the order (2-3 months after we originally make the order). Those people prevent us from doing our research and teaching sometimes. Coming from an academic department stand point, that is completely screwed up.

    Second, don't expect much in pay. When we were interviewing candidates a few months ago for one of our staff position, the top candidate (and he was really good) didn't take the job in the end, as the pay isn't good.

    Third, for the most part, staff jobs at a university could be very flexible. Many people work less than 40 hours/week (and getting paid for 40 hours). I swear our secretary works only 25-30 hours/week (she comes in often late, leaves early, takes several breaks throughout the day, takes 1.5 hour lunch at least, etc). Of course, some of us work very long hours, too (I work 60-80 hours/week at work, plus many hours at home). However, in my case, it's not like I have a set hours I need to be in my office and around. I just work that much willingly. Also, during the summer months, some days, I would go home as early as 2 PM.

    Fourth, as far as the job goes, it could be very flexible. My job consists of many different things: I am a chemist, network administrator, engineer, programmer, mentor (to students), consultants (to my colleagues), researcher, graphic artist all at in one day. I have learned how to do a lot of things that I doubt if I would have never been able to outside. Of course, I suppose this could change a lot depending upon what exactly is your position is (It appears that in non-academic departments, there are less job flexibility).

    Fifth, in many cases, you can dress very casually in academic jobs. I don't think I ever had to wear a tie entire day at my work (although I keep a set of clothes including a tie in my office just in case when I have to). During the summer months, I often go work in shorts and sandals, and nobody question me on that. During the school year, I normally show up work wearing jeans. I don't even own a suit any more (although I have a few jackets).

    Sixth, be prepared for some (incredibly) imcompetent and lazy people. I don't mean students. I mean other staff/faculty members. It's relatively hard to get fired in a university (in many places). We have a guy in the accounting who just did not bother to process any payments to the venders for 3 months last year. This guy's primary (and only) responsibility in his job is to pay the bills to the venders, but he did none of that for 3 months last year. This actually screwed up our budget a big time last year (not surprisingly). Well, this guy still has his job in the accounting office, believe or not.

    Would I ever give up my job for anything else? I don't think so. I love my job. I worked for a company for a while, and that sucked. My current job is a dream as far as what I concern. Politics could get bad in some places sometimes, but often I can get away with steering clear away from that. If you feel a need for the freedom in your work, academic job could be the greatest thing in the world.

  75. Know that you'll feel OLD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I was at University the chicks were hot, mature babes. Now, as a longterm University employee, the chicks look like my daughter. I want to make sure they are wrapped up warm instead of wanting to get their clothes OFF. :-(

    1. Re:Know that you'll feel OLD! by JJ · · Score: 1

      I feel for you man. Cooking dinner used to be how I'd show my sensitive vegtable loving side. Now it's how I figure out if she's getting adequate vegtables.

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      So long and thanks for all the fish . . . !!!
  76. my experience by Chris_Keene · · Score: 1

    I've worked for a couple of Universities for 5 years or so. The first thing is, like the private sector, no two are the same. Imagine asking the same thing about companies on the stock market, a person from Walmart would probably give very different advice from someone at Google.

    The second thing is: year on year Universities are becoming more like big business (for good and bad). My first job was being the 'IT guy' in a department which required quite a lot of IT. I was basically left to myself, trusted to come and go as I please, set my own agenda, make the most high level of decissions involving hundreds of thounsands of pounds and in the same day replace mice. No one checked up on me, but then I loved it so much, no one needed to, I loved the job due to it's freedom.

    Now (ok different uni), we have very high levels of accountabilty, I have to report on each 'unit' of my job to senior staff of the department so they can see what is happening. They want to see what I'm doing (which is hard when part of the job is sys admin to SOlaris and PCs, testing backups and patching doesn't produce anything, it just keeps the ship afloat.

    Third, and this may differ in the US where many Uni's are private, the level of accountabilty is huge, we have to justify everything to the tax payer. This sounds good when you are a tax payer, but often means that cost of allocating costs is very high. "how much staff time was spent learning the new software?" the public think this should be an easy thing to answer, of course if the software is used across campus you will have little idea how much time different departments (and sub units of departments) have spent on staff training, but you are expected to know, so much time is spent keeping track of such things.

    Which leads me to the next point, Universities *can* be very segmented, with departments not talking to each other, and you have to play the game. Just because the guys in the Computer Science academic department have the solution does not mean you in - say - the computing service can go and use it. It's stupid and a waste, but be careful before you fight it.

    But I come back to my main point all departments in all Universities will be different. Some will be fair, some will be laid back and generous, some will try and rip you off, some will be professional and have clear guidelines as to whats expected, some will not know how to manage a project. If it is the latter, don't come on too strong with the professional way of laying out guidelines and spec, some (especially some academics) are cynicall of the private sector and will preume 'you don't get it', in the same way as the guy down the local store will lecture the guy who shops at walmart because he presumes he 'doesn't get why walmart is bad'. You need to be clear of what is expected of you, but be smart enough so that they think you are like them.

    Chris

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  77. university life by jk666 · · Score: 1

    If you're coming from a company environment, you may find yourself in for a bit of a shock (your university may vary).

    The bureaucrats are political parasites. The faculty are egomaniacs. You are their meat puppet and when something goes wrong, and it will, when there is any blame to be shared you are the paper-towel boy to soak it up.

    You can be brilliant, and carve yourself a nitch in a rare environment, or get bitter. You'll see lots of bitter employees and they'll want you to join the club. They're your peers, and if you're brilliant you're going to make them look bad. Its a micky-mouse club with rat teeth and knives in the dark, depending on your coworkers.

    If it were a business, it would be dead. Nothing in any other environment could survive that much incompetence, miss that many deadlines, or be so far over budget that you could smile at the end and call it a success. Some days you're not going to have high expectations, your expectations are going to be so low that you're going to trip over it dragging your feet.

    Set against that post-apocolyptic world, there are a few rebel groups trying to make a difference. For computers, that will probably be CSCI, hard sciences (math, chem) or business. They probably won't have much of a budget, but they're probably doing something cool & trendy and it is greasing the wheels.

    Find that wave and surf it.

  78. I've worked in a university IT dept for 6 years... by The+Woodworker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and I knew someone who worked in a similar field at a neighboring university. I can say it absolutely depends on the university. If you're getting the idea that they don't have their shit together, avoid them like the plague. This is an indication that you'll never get what you need to do things the right way. Or even the half-assed way. The red tape at large, public universities makes most other government organizations look streamlined and efficient. At most universities, perks like health care and pension are being cut to save money, so you don't even have the benefits like you used to. Trust that feeling in your gut that says you're going to get screwed, because you will.

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  79. know the grant cycle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    University departments are decentralized; each professor (jealously) tends his/her money stream. If your prospect is in a department (vs admin), know which grants will support you and where they are in the cycle. Grants typically run 3-5 years between major renewals. Funding can stop if the professor is not delivering or if Congressmen blow next year's university R&D budget on antigravity superluminal nanobot skirt lifters. Cultivate other professors to have an LZ when the grant is not renewed.

  80. Budgetary nightmares by toybuilder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One problem that I had working at the university was that the faculty's budgets came from various sources with strings attaches, creating a nightmare for IT projects because each professor spent directly on their IT needs, and never on the overall IT "framework" -- worse, since each paid for the service "directly", they expected the service to be tailored to them.

    Imagine having 10 different networks, each with its own server and a different way of running backups, and having no way to share resources because they won't let you!

    Argh.

    I left after a year.

  81. SETI@home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Myself, another sysadmin, and some lab supervisors installed SETI@home on every machine on campus, and ran them each night. We were number one for a while.

    Then one of the most arrogant and despised academic staff members on the planet (then a PhD student) demanded that it stop because he needed the network for a distributed computing project he was working on.

    So the administration told us to remove the SETI client and turn the campus network over to the academic each night.

    The academic then reinstalled SETI@home and shot to number one. The difference between himself and us was that he used his SETI user info to *advertize* the distributed computing Linux-cluster based system he had created.

    At least SETI@home ordered him to remove the advertizing message eventually. But he's still a faggot motherfucker.

    1. Re:SETI@home. by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      You make extraordinary claims. Back them up.

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  82. I've never worked at a "big" university by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    But here are a few things I've picked up:

    - "Academic Freedom". Learn that term right away, because you will be hearing it a lot. Basically, if a professor wants to surf for goat-on-midget-on-chocolate ice cream pr0n, he thinks he can do it, because he has Academic Freedom. Doesn't matter if he's infecting the whole campus with viruses, he has Academic Freedom. If you're in a position of authority in the IS department, you need to do everything possible to become best friends with as many Deans as possible, because fights with professors/doctors/lawyers/whatever profession your university relies on become really nasty really fast.

    - "My tuition pays your salary you know". Very quickly you will know what a cop feels like everytime he hears "My taxes pay your salary you know". Students on the whole are about the biggest bunch of arrogant pricks you will ever meet in your life. They know everything, you know nothing, how dare you tell me I can't host 20 gig worth of MP3's for the entire world. Luckily faculty and high-muckity-administration are much less forgiving when students start whining, but there will be a few that will take the students side over yours.

    - "IT isn't meeting our needs". You've never seen so many mini Napoleons as you will in academia. Everyone wants their kingdom, and they're constantly trying to expand at the expense of other kingdoms. If you don't rule with an iron fist, you will have people setting up their own IT departments, setting up their own routers/switches, building their own servers and hiding them in closets, the whole nine yards.

    - "Sure you can buy that, but did you check to see if it is on contract?" Applies to state schools mostly I would guess, but frustrating beyond words. If I want to buy a $49 piece of software from Best Buy, I can't do it, because we have a vendor on contract who will go to Best Buy, pay $49 for the software, then sell it back to us for $129. If I want to purchase some backup tapes from CDW, I can't do it, because backup tapes are offered in the catalog of the on contract office supply company, who doesn't have any of the correct DLT's in stock but will be able to order them in about two months. Purchasing are some of the worst kingdom-hoarding Napoleons in a state system, and incurring their wrath will not sit well with anyone in your department, including your boss and administrative assistants. Grin and bear it.

    1. Re:I've never worked at a "big" university by BigPappa · · Score: 1
      - "Sure you can buy that, but did you check to see if it is on contract?" Applies to state schools mostly I would guess, but frustrating beyond words.
      This is not as bad as it used to be. With states doing everything they can to stretch a dollar, they are going on contract with major players like SHI and CDW that have very completitive pricing. Sure there are going to be some contracts that are still like that, but they are getting fewer and fewer in my experience.
  83. My Two Cents Worth by tulku · · Score: 1

    Having worked in a university environment for almost 4 years now, one thing that never fails to frustrate is the bureaucracy. If you're part of an IT department like I am, the best thing to do in most situations is work with upper management as best you can so that they will leave you alone, and let you do your job. There's nothing worse than having your boss asks you to do something computer related, when he/she knows just enough to be dangerous, but still doesn't have a clue about the realities of the IT world, and you somehow have to tell him or her, "No." Anyways, as many of the posts above have said, it's a really nice environment to work in with pretty kick ass benefits and scheduling. And if you're in a good department, there's never dull moment, as people's needs are so diverse, that they constantly challenge you to learn more, and find creative solutions to problems as they arise. I hope you enjoy yourself!

  84. Content doesn't matter by unix+guy · · Score: 1

    It makes absolutely no difference what you write up as a proposal. It will be judged solely on sentence structure, composition and spelling. After contracting for 10 weeks to do a job my proposal was finally accepted in week 9. Thankfully I had started writing at week 1 while I was putting the proposal together.

    Good luck, but don't expect them to have a clue as to what you are proposing...

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    "Straddling the sword of technology..."
  85. Nah, don't Watch out for the Parking Nazis by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    because real staff at universities carpool, bike, walk, or bus. you probably get really cheap rates for bus passes too - mine are 40 cents a trip, which is about a fourth the going rate.

    if you're driving to work, you're doing something wrong.

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    1. Re:Nah, don't Watch out for the Parking Nazis by mikael · · Score: 1

      That depends on where the university is located. In the UK, most universities are located several blocks away from the city centre. However, there are universities which are located out on the edge of the city (Edinburgh University) if not out in the countryside (Bath University, Heriot-Watt University).

      Daytime and evening bus services to undergraduate student neighborhoods are regular, but night-time services to more up-market are infrequent (hourly service evenings, last bus at 9pm, no service on weekends). A taxi will probably cost on the order of 10 to 20 pounds. So If you use work evenings regularly and use the car to go down to the supermarket, then it is more cost-effective to use a car. A bus pass will cost you 36 pounds for a whole month, for unlimited number of journeys or 2 pounds for a single day pass. At current rates, a car costs around 6000 pounds to run each year.

      And that doesn't take into account, the latest UK policy to have all workplace car-parks to charge commercial rates for parking (hospitals, universities).

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    2. Re:Nah, don't Watch out for the Parking Nazis by bigsmelly · · Score: 1

      Come to Manchester Uni instead.

      We've got the busiest bus route in europe! And it runs right from the center of town to studentville.

      Oh and it rains a bit

    3. Re:Nah, don't Watch out for the Parking Nazis by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      "Oh and it rains a bit"
      Sounds like York ;)

    4. Re:Nah, don't Watch out for the Parking Nazis by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Manchester? No, no, no, no, no. London is the only answer. Yes, admittedly, I have to commute an hour and a half a day to get to my college, but, still. Can't resist being in London...

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    5. Re:Nah, don't Watch out for the Parking Nazis by bigsmelly · · Score: 1

      IANAN ( I am not a northener, from dawn sauf originally )

      As far as I'm concerned, Manchesters got everything I want, except the royal opera house. All other obvious reasons apply (it's cheaper, the curry mile etcetera)

  86. vestiges of old blood hamper any sense of effici by Kenzo · · Score: 0

    My coworker/friend eloquently summed up his feelings about the university with the following paragraph. It was written after he formally announced that he was quitting work to go back to school

    """
    Though I worked hard, I often felt that the system of bureaucracy and the vestiges of old blood hampered any sense of efficiency, appreciation and respect. I began to see the negatives where cronyism and nepotism were abounding, where politics really became a factor, and where overpaid, unknowledgeable and complacency were all synonymous.
    """

    I am lucky to work for a research group that is entirely funded by federal money. This allows me to enjoy the positives of the university environment while our autonomous structure allows me to avoid most of the negatives. But just like my friend I will be going back to school to get a graduate degree.

    Don't get me wrong, I love my job. But unfortunately I can't say the same for the rest of the University.

  87. This is what I learned working at Harvard: by Trouble1313 · · Score: 1

    1)The shorter the woman, the bigger the chip on her shoulder and the more she'll hate you if you're a generic white male. If said woman has a 'regular boys' haircut, her chip weighs 20,000 tons. 2)Unless you are an Eskimo black Jewish lesbian, your career path is limited (unless you're in a union, then you pretty much get free reign). 3)Don't work too hard because nobody else does! 4)Take EVERY sick day that you can, it's the way things are done. 5)Adopting orphans from another country to be cared for by you and your same-sex partner gets you BIG points. 6)No matter the cost of tuition, the billions given by alums nor the massive taxbreaks and handouts from the gubmint, THE UNIVERSITY IS BROKE! Remember these things and you'll go far...perhaps even across the river!

    1. Re:This is what I learned working at Harvard: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son...

  88. General questions to ask by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

    I learned the hard way from Lockheed Martin to get things in writing. I was promised tuition paid up front, time off for class, and a large choice of area schools (MIT, etc.). After a year of working there I finally qualified for these benefits only to find out I had pay tuition out of pocket and get reimbursed at the end of the semester, 0 time for class, and a choice of two schools (Lowell and Worcester) the better one being abut an hour drive from work. I later filed a confidential ethics complaint that was leaked within hours to my boss, so I complained about that to HR, which made me a trouble maker and led to me being let go.

    I learned from another company to ask about IP/Invention rules. After moving across country for a job I was informed I had to sign a document that states any ideas I have, work related at not, wether I had them at work or not, belong to General Dynamics and even 6 months after I quit they own all my thoughts.

  89. One word: by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    CHEAP

    I worked for a couple of major universities early on in my career (1980 or thereabouts) and, honestly, I had a ridiculous time trying to get paid for my efforts. I worked as a contract engineer for many years after that (industrial stuff, mostly) but never had any real problems with AR. But universities ... if you don't know someone with some clout that can call their payables people every month and make sufficient noise to get a check cut ... forget it. They'll drag you out Net 180 if you're lucky.

    Now, to be fair, I suppose that if you're working for the university itself you might be okay, depends upon the particular organization. But if you're working for a grant-based research facility like I was ... boy. I know that they have to make every penny count (because the university sucks up most of their grant money in "overhead") but hell, I had bills to pay too. I had a lot of fun in those days, got to work on some cutting-edge stuff, and met a lot of really great people, but I'll never do it again. Especially don't do it if you have a mortgage and a car payment due every month.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  90. My experiences by shogarth · · Score: 1
    A lot of the posts seem to be written by embittered individuals that haven't spent much time on campus. I've worked in both academic (large, public US universites) and commercial environments as a sysadm type. Here are some observations from my 12+ years on campus:
    1. If it is a public institution, accept that you are paid by tax revenues. If there is a budget crisis at the state, expect that your salary will be flat and operating budget will drop.
    2. On the subject of salary, a mid-range sysadmin typically makes what a junior faculty member does. While that isn't an impressive amount, it fits the environment reasonably well. Senior sysadmins come behind senior faculty.
    3. Stay a generalist. While the business world may have the money to separate sysadmins, software engineers, and DBA's, an academic department probably cannot. (Campus administrative units are another story.) To survive at the department level, you need to be a generalist and able to learn fast.
    4. If you are applying for a position at the department level, ask to read their most recent PRP (peer review process) document. This is generated when faculty from other campuses evaluate the department's current operation and future plans. Most places go through a PRP every 5 or 10 years. The contents will tell you a lot about that department's priorities and support for IT.
    5. While instruction is the core university mission, research grants bring in the money. Expect to have support for instruction take a back seat to developing research infrastructure in lean times.
    6. Faculty run the institution, literally. They are as a group responsible (through an academic senate) for the campus's operation. Don't rail against it; that's part of their job. Instead, identify the ones with sense and influence and make allies.
    7. If you provide a stable environment (one that facilitates them getting work done) for faculty, they will back you in bad times. There's nothing quite like someone dropping by the machine room with a six-pack at 01:00 when the system restore isn't going as smoothly as you hoped.
  91. Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A full spectrum of testimonials has been presented, though there are noticable trends. What's interesting is that very few people qualify their extreme experiences as potentially resulting from an outlier situation. I've seen the same pattern of responses when "university" was replaced with "mid-sized company". Competence and personality are distributed in the expected proportions across society. As a consequence those factors are less interesting when addressing the posed question. - That is, avoid the god-damned testimonials.

  92. Working at a univserity is awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its very hard to get fired. I got axed at a private company the second one of the shareholders had diahrea.

    Dress code is lax. I wear whatever i want. T-shirt, shorts.. whatever.

    The benefits are great. Good dental, medical and retirement. membership to the gym, free classes that work towards a degree. time off to take those classes.

    Lots of holidays. No overtime allowed but we get comptime. which means i can take off early the next day if i have to.

    Lots of money spent on IT at my Uni. State of the art tech.

    FAST INTERNET!!!! Download all those mp3s because you got the speed! Alot of Universities dont block ports either so aim all day

    Hot girls walking around all the time!!!

    Theres alot of free stuff on campus.. free movies and concerts. You also get to see people like noam chompsky for free.

    At my university, we get free city buss passes..thats right! free!!

    Theres probably more stuff to add.

    the pay does suck but look what you get. I should be making 10k more but i would be putting in overtime.. and some of it unpaid overtime... so it works out the same.. enjoy the relaxation!!!

  93. As a recent transplant myself... by rockmuelle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I recently returned to school to work on a PhD after working in industry for seven years. Over the last two years, I've been involved in a number of software engineering projects with scientists and just recently helped hire a software engineer to "replace" me.

    Here are some things I've learned:

    1) If you're going for a degree, don't mix research and software engineering projects. You'll find yourself spending too much time as a software engineer and not enough developing your research skills. It's ok to have both types of projects, even as part of your official research, but keep the software projects separate from the pure research ones.

    2) The only two deadlines that matter are grant deadlines and class deadlines. This is in contrast to working in industry, where there are often many deadlines with many people relying on you to meet them. Research and even academic software development works at a different pace. For the first year, I worked at an industry pace and nearly burned myself out. Then I realized that no one else was working at that pace and I could actually take my time and do things 'right'. This has greatly improved the quality of software I write and helped me hone my research skills by allowing myself the time to explore the problem completely.

    3) Everyone is pretty much equal when it comes to intelligence. An earlier poster noted that post docs and other PhDs tend to be arrogant. This is true, but as far as I can tell it's really just a defense mechanism. They're often as itimidated by you (coming from industry) as you are of them. Ultimately, while I've found people's knowledge can vary widely, most everyone you'll work with has the same level of intelligence. And, once you get past the facades, academics are a lot of fun to work with. (and though they'll rarely admit it, they enjoy learning from people with industry experience)

    4) The benefits are nice. At my school, the support employees earn competitive salaries ($50k/yr for junior programmers), get 6 weeks of vacation and good health coverage. Couple this with relaxed work schedules and it makes for a nice job.

    5) You can't be a full time employee and student at the same time. For legal and practical reasons, pick one or the other and focus full time on it. You'll be saner in the long run. Everyone I know who consults on the side is overwhelmed with work and can't really enjoy the extra money they make. Of course, if you have a family to support, you may have to make some sacrifices (and I'm not talking about the kids).

    Anyway, those are some observations. Good luck.

    -rockmuelle

    1. Re:As a recent transplant myself... by FyreWyr · · Score: 1

      Nice. I'm glad you touched on research projects, since it's something I seem to have a knack for...along with a (sometimes unwelcome) desire to do things "right". I appreciated your thoughtful response and its dash of humor.

  94. My Experiences by fwice · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work as an undergrad on a co-op for a major office in my university. I do a ton of research work and programming and work in a very competetive, research driven environment.

    The pay isn't the best (I had received offers for more money), but the people I work with and the opportunities I've received are outstanding.

    Expect to work closely with a professor, a post-doctorate, grad students, undergrads, and all sorts of folks... and forge good relationships with all of them. that reference from the professor, or the good word from the post-doc when he starts working for IBM (or another random large company) can go a long way.

    Look into cheaper (or even free) tuition. I know that the guy next to me gets free tuition in exchange for his work week, so he stocks up on night classes, and has gotten his masters and is working on a PhD.

    The work environment is going to be very casual -- as long as you get the job done. I am assigned 40 hours per week (on my word -- no timecard), and I can work whatever hours i want. I've worked nights, weekends, whatever, to fit my schedule best. Eventually I settled into a 7-3 shift (I like mornings) and it was embraced by all my coworkers, who took it to mean that I was very hard working :]

    Make good friends with the office accountant (or secretary, if there is none). Get her/him gifts and engage in conversations. Basically make them a buddy, because you need to make sure your paychecks come through, as well as your reimbursements and travel costs.

    My 6 month co-op term is up, but I'm going to be staying on and working for another project. The office got a new project, and was interviewing undergrads for it. They didn't like any of the candidates, so they grabbed me and interviewed me, and asked how I'd like to work for them some more. I accepted and now have another term of work with them, doing some really amazing research work. In fact, we're competing for a very large government check, and if they choose our design and buy our IP, I reap a dividend check, as an undergrad (and my chunk will be large enough to pay my tuition and buy me a house afterwards). So I've got some pretty good inspiration.

    To sum it up:

    1) make friends with everyone
    2) follow up on paperwork, especially with the accountant
    3) don't bs anyone -> there are people in the office who know much more than you and, most likely, can call out your BS by pointing to a white paper that says the exact opposite of what youre saying
    4) deadlines are going to come. ask for help from your coworkers if you need it. finish early.
    5) find a way to get cheap/free tuition. school is expensive. take nightclasses and cheat the system.

    hope that helps
    -mike

  95. Politics and arbitrary decisions... by macZy · · Score: 1

    Know that institutions of higher education are full of excentric (but sometimes brilliant) people, and it's a perfect breeding ground for politics. I'm not saying that commercial businesses are void of politics (they are obviously not) but universities are on a different (higher) level of politics. And it's a world full of arbitrary decisions, not always based on the rules we might be used to from other arenas. Basing decisions on ROI, feasibility and other things that might make perfect sense elsewhere often don't get used in the academic world. Be aware of this and you will do much better.

  96. What I wish I knew before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did this for a long time. Worked for the
    computing center at a major university for 7
    years. There are probably a lot of things to
    say here, but the main things that I wish I
    had known:

    - Salary is a *lot* lower than industry. There is
    not really a lot you can do to bump it up, even
    if you bust your hump. People usually
    cycle through the system every few years, so they
    don't take a long-term perspective .. and those
    that have been there a long time are sometimes
    mentally checked-out..

    - Benefits are often excellent (401k matching,
    medical, dental, vacation, etc)

    - Bureaucracy (there is a very large amount,
    unions, regulations, etc)

    - Faculty hold all the weight. This is who the
    unveristy tends to give all the defference to,
    not the staff which are more "temporary."

    - Stress level is lower, dress is casual (you
    already know this.)

    - If you want to earn a degree by getting the
    free credits, I strongly urge you to work in the
    industry and find a job that will give you some
    free credits, and use some of your (larger)
    salary for the rest. That is a much quicker way
    to get a degree.

  97. bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy by Captain+Numerica · · Score: 1

    A mixed blessing. Low stress. Great benefits. Pay is lower than private industry.

    Remember this ironical bit of wisdom: the faster you try to push things through the bureaucracy, the harder it pushes back to slow things down.

    Finally, if you live in a warmer state, you'll love summer time on campus. Lot's of great scenery. I am referring to the foliage of course.

    1. Re:bureaucracy bureaucracy bureaucracy by JVert · · Score: 1

      damn captain! look at the sunflower tatoo on those tits!

  98. First Paycheck may take a while by Trivialnight · · Score: 1

    I just started working at a university at their Web department, I knew a couple people working there so I got in pretty easily. We basically just get work from all the departments of the school and integrate them into our tool that a couple of my friends started which lets the heads of those departments or whoever they feel is necessary to update alot of the content and stuff on the page without messing with databases or coding. I started May 20th and this coming wednesday I am now getting my first paycheck. I don't know why it took so long, neither does anyone else its just the University is very slow at getting people into the system. I just got my University ID this week too, I guess the people in the Admissions or whatever are just very very lazy. I enjoy it, its a very relax enviroment as long as you get your stuff done, though this is my first real programming job it has been enoyable so far.

    -Trivial

  99. Stay Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most universities are like a bunch of department islands. They usually don't work together, everyone has their own turf, and god forbid you want to actually UNIfy something or kill some redundancy created within.

    There are tons of politics running around in the university system. As staff you probably won't hit too much of this, but if you are looking at doing research and you don't have a PhD, you will be someone's bitch.

    Coming from the real world, it is a very difficult situation to live in. There is more red tape then it's worth. Change hardly ever occurs, and attempts in doing so usually fail.

    Good luck!

  100. 'If-only-I-had-known' !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to know who is failing to teach these people English.

    'wish-I-would-have-known'

    What?

  101. Politics reign in Universities by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    Politics are the 1st rule. Second rule of working at the University would be not so much of a rule, but more of a problem.....users have no frickin idea what they want. EVERYTHING takes longer then it should take and the main problem the administration refuses to accept is hat you can't please everyone. I mean where I work (a Large Community College) are main students are obviously local yet our programmers had to make sure that people from other countries with weird addresses worked and everything was scrutinized to make sure that ALL students would understand every communication.

    --

    Gorkman

  102. Suggestion... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    Can anyone provide 'wish-I-would-have-known' issues regarding the politics, expectations, and monetary realities of working for a major department within a large University?"

    Yes, suggestion 1: get better at English. You should've said "wish-i-had-known". That error really bugs me, so forgive me if I'm a little pedantic.

    1. Re:Suggestion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you should be grateful it wasn't "Wish-I-would-of-known"!

  103. Scary that I can actually answer this... by dustymugs · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have worked at a major public university for about 5 years now and what have I learned? 1. If you're working for a public institution, pay raises are far and few in between, especially these days. They're like rumors that are about 0.1% truth. 2. Unlike a private firm of any size, a university's primary goal is academics. As such, employees -- staff and faculty -- have lots of freedom to do things as they see fit (as long as its in accordance to the institution's objectives) and most bosses are open and encourage employees to further their education (besides the fact that most places will pay for it). 3. Pay systems differ depending where you are. I get paid once a month on the first. Its a definite shock especially when you're used to biweekly infusions. I've gotten good at budgetting because of that. 4. Unlike private companies, public institutions don't run on efficiency. Hell, I don't think efficiency is in the top 5 operational priorities. As such, monetary matters can drag on. I know, it takes way too much paperwork to get anything reimbursed. If I were you, don't work for free unless its for some course project or for some research group. 5. Along the lines of academic freedom, projects really aren't planned out when they're assigned to you. Rather, most people care about the destination, not the journey. The method in getting there is up to you. Lots of freedom for you to tinker and try different routes out. I do it all the time for various projects. 6. Make sure to take advantage of the benefits that the university gives you. If you compare the health, vision, dental, and all the other insurances that the university gives versus private companies, you're almost getting everything for free. 7. Universities are much more flexible in terms of work hours and how you work. Granted, this does depend upon your boss but most are quite flexible. I know people that do 4 10 hour days so that they can do 3 day weekends and other more odd schedules. Just make sure you're getting paid and enjoy the ride. The level of stress I have from my job is several degrees lower than anything I had before.

  104. nice perk: the gym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At my school, faculty and staff get to use the campus gym facilities for about $20/month. With that you get to use all the pools, the basketball courts, all the various gyms, and any of several weight rooms. Varsity athletes have their own setup, naturally.

    Did I mention these were the same gyms the hot undergrad chicks use?

  105. In my experience, you can expect: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (-) Low Pay - Negotiate well going in because you'll be lucky to make COLA each year.
    (-) No Accountability - Only output is degrees and research which are generally not time sensative. Ergo no motivation on anyone's part to do a good job. Add job protection of tenured faculty and nothing gets done. A side effect of getting nothing done is that every group tries to pass the buck on responsibility. Don't let on that you know anything beyond your job description.
    (-) Politics - It's all ego. Which Dean is the most powerful, which Prof has tenure, which research is more "important". Add to this students who think that them paying tuition makes you at their beck and call.

    (+) Good Benefits - Usually a lot of vaca and full college tuition. Sometimes just for you, but sometimes for spouses and children.
    (+) Excellent Job Security - If you're half competant, you'll never be fired, as at least half of the staff is more incompetant than you.
    (+) Cute Freshmen girls - Single guy? Great chance to meet a lot of young women. If you're at a college with Medical Degrees, even better!

  106. My life as a BOFH at a state university... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I.) You will be poorly compensated with regard to similar salaries offered in industry.
    II.) You will be asked to help spend an absurd amount of departmental/university money on all sorts of things: poorly-engineered solutions, glitzy glamour tech toys, and other moneypits that your stupid PHB/faculty want to see off the ground even if there is no reason for such. This will include but not be limited to the following: wikis, group blogs, thin clients, clusters, blades, network appliances, VOIP, RFID, SSI, Exchange, Exchange, Exchange.
    III.) Students will be bad users; faculty will be worse.
    IV.) You will see that it takes upwards of three to twelve times to get any technical done on a state university campus.
    V.) You will see that management outnumbers the workers. You will see that as time progresses, this class gap grows and grows.
    VI.) You will be asked to spend more time "planning to plan" than implementing anything.
    VII.) You will see that there is no "bottom line". The name of the game will be "spend it before they take it from us". Every project budget you see will be broken in an order to justify being allocated a larger piece of the money pie for the next technical project.
    VIII.) You will see that the students really are getting less than they bargained for. The amount you see them pay in any variety of fees will disgust you at the yield they reap from the fees spent so carelessly by your PHB.
    IX.) You will get a state-issued Blackberry, and you will be expected to be available 24/7/365 to remedy any issues. You will realize that this act is just an effort to glamorize your position to other organizations (more importantly, other PHBs) on campus and that the tiny facet of campus technology you are responsible for is not entirely mission critical enough to warrant such a handcuffing device.
    X.) You will not win. You will find out more on this after your 94238234th meeting.

    You can choose to ...
    a.) be a conventional state employee. In doing so, you will be able to keep your poorly-paying job, but you will be able to shirk a lot of responsibility and workloads. You will be able to do virtually anything you little heart desires, and you will continue to hold down your job until you are six feet under. You will not be held accountable, but you will enjoy it. More than 98% of state university employees become this in under 18 months. There is also the option of ...
    b.) working to defy the stereotype of the lazy, worthless university employee. You can take on tasks and projects other co-workers have shirked. You can think that you will dazzle your PHB/faculty/chairman/dean/president with your sk1llz, but ...
    c.) you will realize that you will not be compensated for your work efforts. In a short amount of time, you will realize that there is zero motivation to operate as any other type of employee other than the aforementioned point "A" employee. At this point, the circle will be complete and you will just be one cog of many in a huge machine responsible for perpetuating a lot of injustice.

  107. DON'T! by maxphunk · · Score: 1

    My 2 cents -> I just left the uni world for private after 5 years, it was the best thing I ever did.

    Bottom line? Seek work elsewhere.

    --

    "The chief enemy of creativity is 'good taste'" -Pablo Picasso
  108. Things to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    First, and most importantly, the hardest thing to get used to is that in a university environment the amount of experience you have means *nothing*. I mean *nothing*. If two people are going for a job in a group, and one guy has a PHD and the other guy doesn't, it ALWAYS goes to the guy with the PHD. *ALWAYS*. The guy could be out in the real world of one year, be in a completely different field (like history....seriously), but if he has a PHD, that's it. Doesn't even matter if they know what they're doing. That PHD is the only thing they pay attention to.

    Second, be prepared to deal with the biggest egos you've ever seen. You might think things were bad in corporate, but you won't believe what happens in universities. Some of these people are real bastards; just steer clear... if you end up working for one, just switch departments when you can. The bastards just won't change. The inter-department politics between professors is something to behold.

    Be prepared for people that take credit for things when they go right, but deny all responsibility when they go wrong. I know a few of 'em that would never ever admit they made a mistake or made a bad decision.

    Be prepared for a boss taking all the credit for projects during demos and things like that, and who won't even acknowledge that you did the work... this happens less often, but does still happen. When others refer to the project it's usually "XYZ's project" where XYZ is the boss, not you.

    If you ever work on an academic paper, be prepared that your boss will likely throw their own name on it, even if they haven't written a word. This seems to be a universal practice for some reason.

    Some other things:

    Salaries vary WIDELY. When I worked for a university, I was very well paid (at least I thought so). Other people weren't. A lot of this depends on who you're working for; I've worked for people that give good raises, and I've worked for people that don't.

    Vacation time is pretty good. Usually between 4 and 6 weeks; that's not counting holidays, or sick time.

    You'll have to pay for parking. So does everyone else. It sucks, but you'll have to do it.

    If you work for a academic department (as opposed to an institute), you may get a nice office, you might not. You're always the low guy on the totem pole in academic departments, so if a new faculty member shows up, and they need office space, you might lose your office and get a worse one, or you might have to share with someone.

    No matter what they say the work is going to be when they interview you, be prepared that things won't be exactly as they stated. It's usually much different.

    Take advantage of the eateries around campus; they're usually pretty good.

    Take advantage of university discounts on computers and software. Some universities have site licenses that include your computers at home.

    Just be prepared to be called "sir" by the students; you might not feel all that much older than they are, but you are, and they'll treat you that way.

    Be aware of the politics around the groups or your department, but steer clear of it if you can. You won't be able to win those battles; those other folks live for it.

    Some of that sounds bitter (and, well, it is), but a good department with good co-workers and a good boss makes for a fun job, just like corporate.

    Good luck

    1. Re:Things to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >That PHD is the only thing they pay attention to.

      I don't believe you've actually worked in a university environment, but anyway... One thing
      is true, that if a university job requires a Ph.D., the requirement is absolute. But your comments seem to indicate that you might have worked briefly as an undergrad researcher or grad instructor something like that, and things you don't understand, you just label and you're done with them.

      When two Ph.D. professors are seeking the same gig, I guarantee you that experience does enter into the picture.

      Also, when a researcher publishes a paper, his sponsor gets his name on it. In the private sector, when an employee makes a work product, it has the employer's name on it. I don't really see a big difference here, but you're acting like it's some kind of injustice.

      "You're always the low guy on the totem pole in academic departments"

      If that were true, there would be no pole, now would there?

      You aren't passing the responsibility to others for your own failure to succeed in a career, are you?

    2. Re:Things to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just be prepared to be called "sir" by the students; you might not feel all that much older than they are, but you are, and they'll treat you that way.
      Also, be prepared that some of the female students might call you "daddy." You might not feel all that much older than they are, but you are, and the fact that you're an old lecher is the reason you took the uni job to begin with, so you might as well get laid.
    3. Re:Things to know by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I think this is coming from a typical IT specalist who only has a B.S. degree.

      That is very common in industry, and even if somebody has a M.S. or even PhD, it means on a practical basis absolutely nothing in the private sector. Somebody with experience can and do get promoted, even to supervisory positions, over those with technically a more advanced degree.

      The degree absolutely does matter in the University setting, and I totally agree with the grandparent post that the degree matters more. Face it, the "business" of a university is to grant degrees. They may throw a bunch of roadblocks to individuals trying to get them, so you can also suggest that the basic design of most universities is to decrease effeciency to obtain their main product as well. This is by design, and a good way to chew up the $$$ sent to it as well.

      When you have a B.S. in an academic department, you are indeed the low guy on the totem pole, even with 10-15 years experience. The only way to improve the situation is to take advantage of the reduced tuition and get those advanced degrees. They start to treat you more as an "equal" once you get the M.S., and of course if you get your PhD while you are doing projects for the department, you will gain a whole lot of respect from just about everybody in the department.

      You might even be able to get a couple of faculty members that you've been working with for several years to sit on your PhD review committee, which can be golden opportunities compared to the typical process that most grad students have to go through to orgainze that committee. While not much of a perk, it can mean that you won't get "blackballed" preventing you from getting the PhD just because the faculty hates your last name or skin color or political opinions. Don't say that doesn't happen, but being university staff you will make a bunch of friends, sometimes in many different departments. They may actually be "harder" on you in terms of what you have to do for your PhD defense, but they will also let you know candidly what you need to work on and potentially who to avoid.

      If you stay with the B.S. after working for the university for more than 5 years, don't complain that you are still the low man on the totem pole. You deserve to be there because you are not working to help with the university's "product".

  109. my $.02 by fool · · Score: 4, Informative

    i've worked at the university of texas at austin in several departments for about 8 years doing technical work, and still work for the university now. i have worked for about a year and a half in a couple of startups, and done some conslutting on the side over the past 10 years, so i am not speaking totally from within a vacuum of outside experience.

    i started out as a student worker, with very little (3 months) outside experience, but with a healthy curiosity and a few years of hacking on stuff on my own time. i have since graduated, been promoted 4 times, achieved approximately an 5-fold salary increase, and changed departments twice. i've had a net very positive experience working at the university, and recommend it to anyone who is not already on the dot-com-dollars treadmill.

    however, i think it's a lot like any other job, for the most part--if you can stand the salary, and you like your boss and co-workers and most importantly enjoy what you do, all the piddly shit like appeasing the bureaucracy and occasionally getting trumped by a PhD kind of falls by the wayside.

    since i'm basically getting paid the same thing i was as a worker at the startups i was at (minus sometimes worthless stock options and signing bonuses), i include only the pros and cons that are university specific--for instance, i've always had flex time and an extremely casual dress code (tshirts and sandals have always been allowed), both in industry and in academia. and of course, you have to evaluate your situation; i've always worked for research-heavy departments, but a job at the student union (doing the same kind of work) carries a different sort of interaction potential--not so many people who are actually into learning, more morons and bureaucrats.

    pros:
    - 40 hour work week. i love my work, but even more than that, i love having a life outside of work. i actually get *paid* for any overtime and it is almost never mandatory.

    - great job security. if they even want to fire me for any reason not related to breaking the law, they have to give me a year's notice (they have to lodge a complaint that i am told about, and let it sit for a year before i can be dismissed).

    - cool toys. we get donations of the darnedest things. i was probably the first person in my state to run linux on a pentium pro (got a prerelease box from intel to do benchmarking on. that took a researcher one day, after which he told me to do whatever i wanted with it). we have some huge clusters, and sun is constantly trying to donate interesting (if not amazing) things to us, like a cluster of thin clients and a beefy server to back them up.

    - very relaxed atmosphere; there are deadlines but there aren't many of them and they're rarely hard. nobody has ever said "your failure to deliver on time is costing us $X!"

    - some free tuition (currently a $6000/year value if you play the system for all it's worth), potentially leading to a degree if you want it to.

    - working in an environment where the value of learning is well-understood, and continued education is encouraged and to some degree funded.
    i mostly just enjoy working with smart people, and with people who are motivated to learn about solutions to their problems instead of having me solve the problems for them.

    - access to all of the resources of the university: gym, olympic swimming and diving center, libraries, libraries, libraries, museums, university-only events (mo rocca once came to speak; you needed a university ID to get in, for instance. usually concerts, plays, sporting events, etc are cheaper for university personell in addition to students). as well, the university subscribes to a lot of services (lexis nexis, encyclopaedia britannica online, OED online, online magazine/research repositories, etc) to which i automatically get access.

    - best 401k plan i've been offered. vests after a few years and gives a 2.3% * (years employed at any salary) * (highest average annua

    1. Re:my $.02 by adamfranco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Amen.

      I'm only 3 years into a university career, but I couldn't agree more. As you say, while the pay may be numerically lower, the low stress, realistic expectations and great benefit plans make up for that and then some.

      I started off scraping by as an intern at student wages, but have done good work and [after waiting for two years of burocratic slowness] have seen my salary more then double in a six-month period. I'm still not making a killing, but life is good in so many other ways that my desires for raw cash are superceded by my desires of a "good life" that might come in various forms.

      As well, the university doesn't have to worry about me leaving in the middle of my [several-year] project as there is so much room to direct and grown my work that it has become my baby, not just something I do for the pay.

      --
      "When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind." -- Bill Moyers
    2. Re:my $.02 by dsmey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you forgot to mention one of the biggest pros:

      all of the young eye-candy walking around campus.

      you won't find that working for IBM or Dell.

    3. Re:my $.02 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      > my bright pink hair, my political outspokenness or admission to a history of illegal activities

      Obviously you're a liberal moron. Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up.

    4. Re:my $.02 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you're an intolerant asshole. Do the world a favor and shoot yourself.

    5. Re:my $.02 by fool · · Score: 1

      it's true, how could i forget the scenery! too bad my window faces the generator building instead of the sidewalk, but this just makes me enjoy walking all over campus to run errands (mail stuff, use the libraries/gym, go to lunch, etc)

  110. University Poltics by fashla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it was Philip Roth in "The Human Stain" that said it best. I'm paraphrasing (because I don't have the exact quote) -
    University politics are the dirtiest, because the stakes are so low

    1. Re:University Poltics by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      True that. I've learned that when pride is the only thing people are competing over, things get vicious quickly. In Open Source projects the same thing happens.

      In my business, I can compromise, and usually come to an agreement that satisfies both parties enough to quit squabbling. When pride is on the line, there's no compromising. All or nothing.

      --
      by Mike Buddha -- Someday the mountain might get him, but the law never will.
    2. Re:University Poltics by ader · · Score: 1

      Very true. Academics, particularly senior professors who should know better, can be bitchy as hell when it comes to climbing the rungs of the (fairly meaningless) academic ladder. Competition over Chairs and who gets to be department poobah is intense, and some pretty underhand spoiler tactics are frequently deployed.

      Fortunately, as a lowly grunt you will be fairly peripheral to their schemes (although they might impinge on your work occasionally) and below their lofty viewpoint. Although it might rankle that many won't even condescend to return a casual greeting in the corridor.

      Ade_
      /

      --
      Big Bubbles (no troubles) - what sucks, who sucks and you suck
  111. Not quite... by circusboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1 and 2 I think are true at almost any U. although 1 varies. I have gone through a stretch, of three months now with no actual work, (I work for an adjunct commercial arm of the U., (things have been a bit slow.)) other than some self-generated infrastructure stuff. Four project have been on continuous hold for some time now. That stretch of boredom alone is one of the bigger reasons that I'm leaving. (regarding 2, we had a great admin, reimbursements were *very* fast!)

    As far as 3 goes, I'm currently at a military U. I may be one of only two pacifists there. (that is another reason...) Not so much right wing as Ultra-PC. Still a bit disturbing finding yourself occasionally surrounded by heavily armed/hormonal teenagers discussing the kill zone of the modern hand grenade. And the cafeteria is something I have only braved once.

    Respond here if you're interested in a job. DB/web/UI programming. 'killer' benefits. Rural environment.

    --
    -- it's ridiculous how many people misspell ridiculous... (damn, damn, damn...)
    1. Re:Not quite... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Somehow I don't think the talk of kill zones would bother me since I grew up around military and ex-military. Heavily armed doesn't bother me either, though I tend to prefer blades to guns (I used to be a decent shot though.)

      It's a shame I don't train much anymore. I'd get poked at until I slimed down. heh

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  112. Whats the Difference? There is a BIG difference!! by CPhelan · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work for a large Canadian University doing LAN admin support for 14 libraries and it works for me. I won't get rich working here but when I consider the pros and cons compared to public sector jobs couldn't think twice my decision to stay in a university environment. Some of the benefits, 4 day work week in the summer months, 3 weeks vacation a year (compared to the lousy 1 or two week vacation you might get in pub sector), not including the extra week off between xmas and new years, Knowledgeable and reliable team, Good honest managers, centralized it management, I'm even in a frikin union they have to pay me overtime if they want me to work extra. Some of the cons, yes they have committees and useless meetings there is a type of hierarchy but its no worse then anywhere else. Working University is no picnic you have still have deadlines, projects, testing, implementation phases, and people (loosers) can still piss you off. In the end I guess it helps if you work for a big university with a lot of money

  113. agreed by Rev.LoveJoy · · Score: 1
    Though I lack the parent's university experience, my 2.5 years at UCLA showed me that the parent and grandparent posts are very accurate.

    Keep in mind, reverse sexism, racism and anti-american sentiment are still very chic at the university level. While I often applaud people who question the direction our country is headed, these political overtones will target the average /. geek (read: white guy).

    Cheers,
    -- RLJ

  114. Vacation, and Freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In my experience working for a University (which I have for the past 10 years) has allowed me the professional freedom to work on projects that I find interesting. My boss and coworkers had no idea what Linux was back around 1996, and I only knew that it existed. I took it upon myself to learn and within a short period of time we were running some production level services on it.

    I've had as much (older) test gear to play with as I ever wanted.

    I almost always work 8 hour days.

    I started with almost 4 weeks of vacation, now I am upwards of six.

    I'm allowed to set reasonable deadlines for myself.

    I don't get paid as much as my private sector counterparts, but I can take a month off every summer to travel and still have enough days left over for smaller vacations throughout the year. The downside is the beaurocracy and working with a high percentage of people that are basically dead-weight, but if you are a self starter and like working by yourself, what's not to like?

  115. University IT.... wasting $$$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disclaimer: I have worked for multiple universities and am currently employed by a university listed on the "bad" list below. Also, I was a CS/EE major at one of them.

    Lack of standardization, willful ignorance of security and good IT standards/practices, incompetent people in high-paying positions, and a general sense of disorder and frustration.

    The other big, frustrating problems include massive redundancy of positions, duplication of effort and inefficiencies (waste of $$$$). The fiefdoms (departments) don't like to play nice together, and want their own, seperate systems. More $$$ wasted.

    Conclusion: stick with the big-boys; University IT is amateur-hour all-the-way. Universities with centralized IT tend to do a better job overall.

    There are some notable and laudable exceptions:
    - Santa Clara University
    - U of Mich
    - U of Washington
    - UIUC

    Biggest offenders:
    - California State University system
    - Stanford
    - University of California system

  116. Like prison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working at a university is a lot like prison; just keep your corn hole clean.

  117. Depends on the University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a big ten midwestern school near Chicago whose name I won't mention. What I've found after several years there and after working in private enterprise (PE) for most of my adult life is that there are pros and cons. Leave is much more flexible and it is rare that there is ever any required overtime. Private enterprise assumes your ass belongs to them 24/7. The flip side of the coin is that "PE" compenstates much better than the private school I work for, with salary increases that at least match inflation, bonuses and other perks. Also in PE, all my responsibilites were consistent with my position in IT. At university most of my job falls under the heading of "and other duties as assigned" even though its supposedly a technical position. I'd rather not be taken to task for not being able to match carpet colors. In reality, any admin assistant could do my job, but at least I can take a day off next week without worrying about it. All in all, I would rather be back in PE. I'd much rather sacrifice the time and take on the added stress as the extra money would provide me with the real potential of leaving at some point and starting my own business. I think a Mailboxes franchise would be nice. But your mileage may vary and if you work at a public university, your pay will likely be greater, with larger salary increases. If the work you do there satisifies you and the pay is adequate, go for it. Yes the politics are often absurd, but take a day off, go to the beach or whereever, laugh about it and get on with your day off.

  118. Lab Fees by Merlyn+MacGreine · · Score: 0

    I work as a Lab Manager at a University in Philly. Our lab fee budget has been totally Shafted. In Fall 2001, our budget was $105K with 560 students. In Fall 2002, we had 711 students and $90K. Fall 2004 gave us 725 students and $65K. It's totally ridiculous! In Fall 2005, I've been told to be ready for a possible 800+ students, and of course, I haven't heard anything about me getting more money.

    SHAFTED AGAIN!

    --
    ~Merlyn
  119. Transient Users. by Aslan72 · · Score: 1
    One of the nicer aspects of a Univ. job is transient students. There are usually forced downtimes such as 'dead weeks' (the weeks between the semesters) and Christmas break. These are fairly nice times to get things done and you don't have to come in at 3 a.m. (sometimes you still do :)).

    The biggest thing for me (and I'm sure others have chimed in regarding other aspects) is the flexibility I get to develop in whatever way I please and I'm not really constrained by anything else than meeting the needs of our clients. The nicer thing about having clueless supervisors is that they're willing to give you some flexibility with what you do and how you do it.

    --pete

  120. Too slow by ken-reno · · Score: 1

    I interviewed for a university staff software development position. The interview went very well. They were very positive and hinted that they would offer me a position. When I asked when I could expect to hear from them I was told they were interviewing for 6 weeks and they were two weeks into the interview cycle so I could expect to hear from them in a month! I took me less then two weeks to get two industry job offers at 50% more then the university. I withdrew from consideration. My point is - it's a different world.

  121. Re:Money Ask for to much by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Same way in gov/millitary, some times you're better off consuming the excess into barterable material, that way you might say something like this to your local obstructionist, "gee the crt monitor is kinda big for your desk, maybe I could trade you that 19 inch LCD we hardly ever use, OBTW could you sign off on this...." of course that might be re-inforcing an undesirable behavior

    --
    Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
  122. Watch your back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beware of the politics! Keep both eyes out. University jobs make the worst company I ever worked for seem like heaven.

  123. same as above, really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider the type of university and campus that you're working on; the uni i work for has 4 campuses (campii?) and they all vary in scope and needs. I work for the medical school, which is closely tied to a local hospital, so HIPAA is part and parcel of Stuff We Deal With Because We Have To. A lot of places will not have a centralized IT dept, and instead will each have their own IT-islands for each dept or building or what have you. This can be a pain. If you are lucky enough to be part of a large uni (or school,) that does have a centralized IT dept, learn all you can. I am security admin for 3 public class C networks and a class A private network. It's good resume fodder to say that you were the guy that kept 10K+ users online. If you're coding, branch out into different languages to expand your skills -- most uni jobs will be flexible w/r/t time and requirements, so if you're quick on learning something new, you can easily learn a few new languages, which is also excellent resume fodder ("oh, you know java, C+, C#, .NET, ASP, python AND perl? and you can do shell scripting?"). You will more than likely have to deal with politics of the "this guy is Important and you Must Not Offend Him" variety. Depending on the place's current layout, you may have large leeway in setting up your particular slice of the pie -- want to learn how to setup wireless? will you step on anyone's toes? then do it. Be prepared for a heterogenous environment; in the last year I've run into: Irix, SCO, Solaris 2.5 through 10, all sorts of linux, Mac OS 7 through X, all the various Windows', VMS, Cisco, Nortel, VoIP, large WiFi deployments, SANs of all types, and more firewalls than I can shake a fiber at. Go and download lots of study materials (PDFs of books, for e.g.,) and read them on screen so it looks like you're working. Have fun.

  124. Working at university by Akakie · · Score: 1
    Can anyone provide 'wish-I-would-have-known' issues regarding the politics, expectations, and monetary realities of working for a major department within a large University?"
    As in any job, there are good environments and not so good ones. I'm biased, of course. I retired early because of getting stressed out after moving from private sector to direct employment. Stress was a management tool: assign a task to two people, don't tell them, stomp on the one that came in second. Many universities have no concept of management, even in business schools. That is partly because the business model is unclear, success is ill defined, and no one quite knows just who is the customer. Politics are ridiculous with huge egos overlaying most other factors. That said, pay was mid-level, retirement was good (but that is changing), there was often lots of autonomy, I got to be creative. The retirement system is paying for health care, which helps with the consequences of working there. I don't recommend giving away product, because it will be lapped up without having much effect on future jobs. I worked for 30 years as a contractor/consultant and trouble shooter without a problem. The U-job, in 11 years, trumped all that. Be careful.
  125. chicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nowhere on earth is it easier to get laid than on a college campus. Stick that in your corporate office job.

  126. depends on your department... by esme · · Score: 1

    i think it depends a lot on your department.

    some people get good IT budgets, lots of training funding, lots of staff, etc. other people have a lot less resources, especially if a centralized IT department is supposed to be meeting their needs (these people will often hire their own IT people and duplicate the centralized IT services).

    in general though, the benefits will be good; and the atmosphere, dress code and deadlines will be a lot more relaxed. supervision is often lax or non-existent. the parking will suck, the salary will be considerably lower, and the bureaucracy can be crushing.

    there will be a lot more "process" people -- people who care how decisions are made, as opposed to what (if anything) actually gets done. some people will care very deeply about education, public service, community relations etc. (especially if you work for a public or urban university).

    in my experience, the whole PC/politics thing is overblown. there is a lot of PC doublespeak, but most of the people just roll their eyes. there is a lot of political infighting, but you can pretty much avoid it if you're not involved in campus-level budgeting. i've seen incompetent people loudly and routinely say incredibly offensive things, mock anything political, and keep their jobs (and get promoted) for years and years.

    -esme

  127. micromanagement, political infighting, favoritism by the_muddy_mudskipper · · Score: 1

    after 7 years with THE medical research university in San Antonio, i have learned the following:

    1) micromanagers abound, especially when your boss is an idiot. expect to get nothing worthwhile done and have constant interruptions while making no real progress whatsoever.

    2) the level of political infighting would make Washington D.C. proud. no one lasts long in the system without taking sides. and woe be unto you if you choose the wrong side.

    3) favoritism... ohhhhhhh, favoritism. let me count the nepotistic ways... your own butt may be on the line regardless of how hard you work, but your manager's daughter or the director's son will be brought on regardless of how many people have to be "constructively terminated" to make it happen.

    but that in no way summarizes my experience with THE medical research university in san antonio.

    some other fun stuff you can expect working for a University:

    - your boss with an MA can't spell, can't manage his way out of a paper bag after 10 years experience, and can't seem to get anything done despite earning 3 times your salary.
    - if you are not the CYA-type, you soon will be when someone crawls out of the woodwork and blames you for a Solaris workstation not having a login banner or screensaver with said banner, despite that same person making you INTENTIONALLY remove that feature just 3 months before, threatening to write you up as you protest the insanity of the move!
    - your director, division chief, and manager ALL WORK IN THE SAME HALLWAY! and they all tell you 3 different versions of what they want done. every day.
    - your manager, who once wrote you up for suggesting a linux-based firewall at the head of the network during the Great Script Kiddie Onslaught of 1999, is now an outspoken advocate of RedHat and refuses to let you work on any linux-related project out of spite. including the cluster. which runs telnet on every node.
    - you stay late to work on certain systems because "the users' home directories are on that server" and the system can't be taken down during 8-5 hours, and even come in to work odd weekends to get mass-patching done (remember, we do everything by hand at THE medical research University), but leave 5 minutes early one afternoon and get a bad performance evaluation for "attendance".
    - you might have access to USENET, LUG's, SIG's, tech info libraries, Developer's Networks, wiki's, and Google, but if you don't call Sony on the phone when that monitor's refresh rate looks funny and actually try to TALK TO A LIVE HUMAN BEING AT SONY ABOUT IT - reprimand. don't call Quantum and DEMAND an advance replacement on an out-of-warranty 10-year old SDLT drive without determining if it's the media itself that's bad - reprimand. in fact, we have a joke at THE medical research University. when anything goes wrong with ANY OBJECT in our department, no matter how obscure or non-computer related, we attempt to call the manufacturer and demand service. hence, "call Sony", or "call Linus", or even "call Microsoft" (yes, i have been told that)
    - no one in our department gets a raise. ever. EVER. (did i mention that no one gets a raise?) no COLA, no inflation-adjustment, no nothing.
    - despite having "no money", your boss orders DLT tape drives like they're going out of style. need a copy of Windows 2000 Server to make password and account administration on the 30 PC's easier? sorry bud, no money. but help me unpack this brand new Sun Blade 2500 i just got for checking my email.
    - linux is bad, says your boss, but wait! linux suddenly GOOD! linux GOOD if it comes in a shiny box! pass Go and give RedHat $10k/yr for support. don't forget to call RedHat if you suddenly can't print with the 'tar' command one day.
    - one day, you bump into another guy who you thought was working in a different department - turns out he has the EXACT SAME POSITION YOU DO! and you have the same boss! and you both work on the same projects! can you say WTF? (and it's been that way for 3 of the 7 years). expect users to

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    DON'T READ THIS STUPID SIG!!! Keep your eyes on the road!
  128. Heres what a University is like by mnmn · · Score: 1

    There are thousands of bright minds looking for minimum wage, for working carelessly, casually and temporarily. Thats University.

    And that may mean hundereds of bright CS minds in a large university. Most of those will not mind a part time job to pay for books and beer and contraception. Theyre not paying tuition from that work.

    So if you look for work as a student, you'll get enough money to buy you coffee, and maybe bus tickets to here and there. If they're looking for fulltime positions which really hold the University structure up, they might post it elsewhere, or just give it to the student who'se worked in that department longest. You wont find those jobs posted in bright yellow and pink in the corridors, more like the city's newspapers.

    --
    "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
    1. Re:Heres what a University is like by mcse_knowthyenemy · · Score: 1
      Far and away the major benefit to university work is the intellectual climate. Professors for all their faults will pull you up instead of drag you down. Make it a point to NEVER dumb down your explanations or presentations. Some professors may appear to be befuddled and clueless but they can spot BS a mile away.

      As would anybody who deals with students for a living.

      Regarding Dual X Chromosomes... if you must play where you work stick with graduate students.

  129. Time and Compensation by djicon · · Score: 1

    I have worked at CUNY in NYC for 3 years now. The main things that I have discovered about working in a university environment are:

    1. Make sure you are in the 'System'!!!

    I was promoted recently, and this confused payroll to the extent that my first check since the promotion came 6 weeks after the fact.

    2. Whenever providing a timeline for a project, double (if not triple) the time to compensate for the bureaucratic B.S. that will definitely prolong development time.

    That's a fact. You can almost work out a formula for this. To illustrate, I recently created a web interface to move a prof's course from BlackBoard5 to BlackBoard6. It took 2 days to get port 80 open for the server. The reason given by the portmaster was "I don't want to act too quickly, because then everyone will expect it".

    3. The benefits definately add to the salary

    I pay about $14 a month for full health coverage. You really can't beat that. Thats $168 per year. Also, vacation time is mandatory ( if you are in a Union situation :)

    4. The work environment is nice and liberal

    I love the people that I work with. My department is friendly, and with a few exceptions, everyone is a "friend" with each other (in an office sense).

    Have fun! The pay will not be what it is in the private sector, but I'm happy with my situation for the time being, and job security is nothing to laugh at in the tech industry.

  130. You're in charge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...because nobody else will be. In a university, nobody who teaches or does research wants to be a manager. So when they're forced to do it, they usually suck at it.

    The exception to this is U administration, whether IT or office. Then you'll find that managers are generally more attuned to politics than ambition You get ahead in a University not by innovating, but by knowing how the political winds blow and setting your sails accordingly.

    Universities have two missions and you'd better plan on serving the mission of one or the other: they sell degrees and they publish papers.

    There is a tiny middle ground in support of research in which you facilitate the winning of proposals. This may leverage your experience elsewhere in doing the same thing for industry or gov't contractors (a "rain maker".)

    A few others spend their time begging for money and resources. Universities make a living by appealing to rich old folks to give 'til it hurts. Probably 95% of university buildings are named for such benefactors.

    Finally, there are all the facilities folks. Like any estate, lots of hands are needed to cook, fix the buildings and mow the grass.

    If you plan to work at a U in a role other than these, you may not be there long. There are few technical opportunities for folks with advanced degrees beneath the PhD.

    The lack of a PhD will be a hindrance if you want a lead role in research. However, if you can make yourself useful in administrative support, you can probably work at the U forever.

    The exception to this is when you're funded by a research grant. When the grant ends, you're out of luck unless you can find another sugardaddy.

    One last point. Universities are in the business of *selling* degrees. Many make it surprisingly hard to earn a degree part time, even if they offer full or partial tuition reimbursement. Many actively oppose your seeking a terminal degree (PhD, MFA, JD, MBA, etc). It's best to look into this carefully before you sign on if this is part of your agenda.

    Randy

  131. Payroll system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you get to do any programming support on the U's payroll system, and a parking nazi ever tickets your car... just shift the decimal point on his next paycheck to the left one place. When he comes in to complain, tell his there's a problem with the system and you'll have his corrected paycheck reprinted in 3 or 4 days.

    1. Re:Payroll system by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      There are good paychecks out in the real world for people who have the ability to do things like this and the integrity to know better.

      It sounds like a funny way to get back at someone, but don't expect it to get you much respect from anyone who signs the checks.

  132. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $vacation *= 2;
    $work_load *=2;
    $salaray /= 2;

  133. Working for a university ... by Glonoinha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Working for a university is like kissing your sister. Technically and theoretically it 'counts' as experience but honestly nobody is going to give you credit for it.

    Here's the trick - anybody who is somebody went to college and either worked at one of those 'student-work' jobs where they got to goof off for minimum wage, or knew someone who did ... and when you say you 'work for the college' that's the first mental impression they get - and it is going to be a hard sell to overthrow that image. Well that or they remember the BOFH that worked the computer room and will project their resentment onto you (even if only subconsciously.)

    \was rejected by the folks handing out the student-work jobs.
    \\was poor as hell in college.
    \\\still a little bitter about both.

    --
    Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
    1. Re:Working for a university ... by Coocha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since he's returning to school and has some experience in the private sector, I beg to differ... This probably isn't a student-employee-type job, but more likely a salaried position. I've done both, and while I agree with you about student employment, there is most certainly more credibility associated with a salaried position, especially of a technical nature. As a programmer, he will [hopefully] have a chance to work some fairly groundbreaking or research-associated projects, although he did state whether or not this is a major research university he is courting.

      I've had my salaried university position for 6 months (just had my performance review today, and it went quite well), and although my department is pretty laid-back, I think it's safe to say that it's not too bad. You actually have to work hard at sucking if you want to be fired. However, if you feel 'stuck' or want your job to provide more value than a paycheck, don't be afraid to network with faculty and staff to broaden your horizons or to find the position that most closely matches your interests or field of study.

      Another thing -- beware faculty. My position involves development of course content, advertising material, etc (We are a video-production-oriented dept.) so I deal with all sorts, and I must say that many (not all) professors walk in with an ego so large it becomes the biggest setback to reaching a deadline or goal. Be accommodating in situations like these because they WILL NOT. Just leave your ego at home when you come to work in these sorts of scenarios.

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      May the threads progress competently.
    2. Re:Working for a university ... by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Oh I didn't say he was going to be doing 'student-financial-aid' type work, I'm sure he will be doing the same hardcore type of 'real work' regular professionals at non-uni jobs do.

      I just said that when he goes to interview with other companies in the future, the risk exists that regardless of how much he says otherwise, he may run into this sort of pre-judging from the interviewing people.

      --
      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
  134. Just Started by Ranger · · Score: 1

    I just started working at a small university doing web development. I knew the pay would be less than in the private sector, but when those private sector jobs don't exist anymore you can't complain too much. The benefits overall are pretty good and compensate for the pay. And I like the academic environment. And I'll get the hang of school politics. Dealing with professors is like herding cats. Tenure is much like the force. It has a dark side and a light side. I'm doing what I like. I'm working in my career field again after having been out of it for so long. I did keep my skills up. Every job has it's down side, but as long as the work is rewarding, and so far it is, I'll take those challenges in stride. Compared to working in a call center, it's heaven.

    --
    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  135. Pace of life by everphilski · · Score: 1

    I currently work as a research associate for the University of Alabama in Huntsville. Mostly because I am interested in the employment (it's an extension of the senior design project I participated in). You don't get paid as much, but the benefits are great as many other posters have recalled.

    One thing to remember is that the university moves slower than a well-run business. Most businesses clip along pretty quick and when a boss figures out what he wants, BAM, he wants it done. In the university system it isn't so. Even if they want it done, it needs to get approved by the people who hold the money strings, they need to find the right account to pull the money out of, tons of paperwork moving between multiple buildings, etc. The pace of university stuff in general is slower, which can be nice. People take hour and a half lunches, and not all at the same time. You are given a bit more freedom to solve a problem the way you see fit. For example, even as an entry-level (I just graduated 1 month ago) engineer, my second week on the job, I have minimal supervision, I haven't seen my boss this week, I get emails on occasion asking me to check up on certain things or commenting on reports/submissions I send to him. For me, this is a vacation. My particular contract lasts until December when the Army will stop funding the account I am being paid out of; I will probably seek non-university employment after that. I'm an Aerospace Engineer; kinda hoping to get into a missile defense job.

    -everphilski-

  136. Talk to the people. by oneiros27 · · Score: 1
    Those people who will be your co-workers have the most insight as anyone else. Don't talk to the managers, unless you're also going to be a manager -- talk to the people in the trenches, as they're the ones who might be pulling the 80+ hr weeks.
    Can anyone provide 'wish-I-would-have-known' issues regarding the politics, expectations, and monetary realities of working for a major department within a large University?
    Well, I might be a bit jaded, after having been fired for 'use of sarcasm', but I think I summed things up fairly well after having been selected for participation in a survey to see how well the university was doing, and gave the following response:
    http://www.annoying.org/gw/2004_gap_survey.txt
    For the real stories of horror, read some of the files that are referenced in the document.
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    Build it, and they will come^Hplain.
  137. One project to avoid - Banner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're being hired for a "SCT Banner implementation", run away, run far away. Or at the very least, find someone near you that's been through it. The product definitely depends on user-to-user support.

    It's an "ERP" for higher ed (finance, alumni/advancement, student, HR, and financial aid), even if they don't bill it as such. That means it has all the pitfalls that ERP's have. On the other hand, SCT has their end of the process down to a science, so it's rarely a total failure - instead it's just a total downer for the university implementors (particularly the technical people but often the functional people too).

    The process is driven by the "Functional users" and a time line, and the technical team has to hold on tight. Your technical people spend their first three months in training, esp if you're not from an Oracle/SQL/Unix environment. Ours is mainframe, PL/I, Model204 and TSO (transitioned from VM a year ago) so there's a lot of culture shock still, and a lot of "I don't know where to start".

    Some of the documentation is missing, incomplete, out of date, and wrong. I've written quite a bit of documentation (both application programming and DBA/geek docs) for our in-house staff just because of the shortcomings and environment differences.

    There are never enough hours in the day for the technical staff, and the schedule may have little provision for unexpected circumstances, problems integrating with legacy or outside systems, etc. I have eighty hours of overtime so far in 2005 (fortunately I'm bargaining unit and get paid overtime - *and* I can turn it down. Many of my peers at other schools don't have this luxury).

    Your project really hinges on the quality of your in-house project leaders, team leaders for the major functional areas, and the SCT Project Manager. The SCT staff on the whole is a mixed bag, both skills and personality - IMHO the company has grown so fast that a some schools might get "what they have available". We're on our second Remote DBA (you get very dependent on them for the first six months, because you don't have the training yet to do things for yourself).

    Our functional users are actually LOSING functionality they're used to in our home-grown systems. Some of them are not near as enthusiastic about it now as when it was being pitched and the SCT cheerleading began (SCT is big on kick-off breakfasts, go-live parties, etc). Be prepared to come up with some sort of reporting facility, whether for production reports, state-mandated reports, or functional user self-service reporting.

    You'll need to come up with your own solutions for source code and change management (I'm implementing SVN). Oh, and make sure the Banner machines are all completely firewalled off (except for SSH), because the default install is "wide open", the default password is well-known, and most of the 30-40 ID's that SCT creates in an install have DBA privileges.

    Finally, I hear there are more call-outs initially than with legacy systems. We "go live" with the Finance component very soon and I'll find out.

    Now, if it's not Banner (or PeopleSoft), you may find a decent opportunity. Likewise if you're working in the academic area rather than administrative.

    (note: I am posting this anonymously, and from my home machine. However, if WhiteRabbit@KVR is out there, you know who I am).

  138. You can be a conservative by edremy · · Score: 1
    I am, and I spent an enjoyable 2004 debating politics with a group of quite liberal professors every lunch.

    Of course, being a conservative I hate W[1], so that probably helped. If you're a dittohead it's going to be rough- you're talking to people who've spent years studying politics and the daily talking point memo isn't going to cut it.

    [1] Conservatives used to believe in balanced budgets, smaller federal government, free trade and minimally interventionist foreign policy. Too bad they don't anymore- I might vote for one again.

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    "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!"
  139. Recipe for working for a large university by orionware · · Score: 1
    It's quite simple actually.

    • Praise the "multi-cultural" programs often
    • Wear your Hillary 2008 shirt at least once a week
    • Attend the "Free Leonard Peltier" rallies
    • Constantly talk about diversity and how great it is, right after rioting in the streets because a "non-progressive" was asked to give a talk.
    • Bust out your birkenstocks, grab a starbucks, clip your cell phone to your belt and run down to the "anti-capitalism" rally in the center of campus.
    • Be deemed "educated" and get a job with the big bucks!
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    Karma means nothing to me, so suck it...
  140. Same as any other job, with a major exception... by csoto · · Score: 1

    Employment for a state U typically involves what's known as "work for hire." There's no way that any work you do as a part of your duties for the U, that you get to claim ownership of our work. The only exception is if you are a member of the faculty, then you may own a portion of your work, or even all of it, but generally the U keeps permanent, non-exclusive rights to use it.

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    There exists no way of exchanging information without making judgments. --Bene Gesserit Axiom
  141. Feudal System (if tenure is there) by LOGINS+SUC · · Score: 1

    While the benefits are great (tuition, lots of paid time off+all paid holidays, access/discounts on all other University offerings), the politics can be treacherous. As the College/School (some dept. within a University) IT Director, I found out the hard way that politics trump all. With tenure being a mainstay at the University of New Mexico, faculty ruled all. Even University administration was pretty impotent. The best anology is the Feudal system: A king/queen being the President/Provost/Chancellor, mostly for show, while all the colleges and departments are like fiefs ruled by lesser yet more secure/entrenched faculty, each having their own court. The pecking order goes: tenured faculty, administration, associate faculty, staff, bottoming out on students. Various faculty would set out to sabotage each other because of some ancient, petty slight for which they were still upset. Even when the faculty seem to be getting along, getting them going in the same direction is like herding cats.

    Another problem is, like all government jobs, the "can't make me work, can't fire me" attitude exhibited at many levels. There were employees of many years who are dead weight, in fact some who are illiterate, but since they made it past their probationary period, they were never fired/let go. Couple them with the tenured professors who are just drawing a paycheck, but really have no business being there anymore (too old, lost motivation, etc.) and it begins to grind on you. Don't get me wrong, there are many wonderful, inspirational, productive people there, but there are also many, many bureaucrats. I will never accuse UNM of efficiency.

    The last thing I will mention here is: If it is a state run institution, productivity is not really a priority. Like you, coming from the private sector and wanting a decent job while I continued my education, I was appalled because there was no sense of urgency or competitiveness. Every year, there was going to be a slightly larger budget, no matter what the performance. So, absent a profit incentive all of the above issues were allowed to fester. If a private company becomes so disfunctional, it goes out of business and everyone loses, top to bottom. But a state funded University is a machine that only gets bigger. There is no real oversight. No independent auditors. That would "threaten academic freedom". Bullshit! It's the taxpayers' money, the students' tuition and societies' needs from and for which these institutions exist. They should produce capable, informed students and truly innovative, pertinent research. The more familiar with the "system" I became, the more I wanted out of it. Don't get me wrong, much good still comes out of such places, but they could be much better.

    In summary: If you are a goal oriented, team player who values efficiency and progress, then Universities are not necessarily the place to have a carreer without a Ph.D. If you are looking to pigeon-hole yourself where the barest minimum is required; where security is almost guaranteed, all while your focus is acheiving many personal goals outside the institution, then you will find the University a perfect environment to exploit. It is, afterall, a feudal system. Be a favorite of the royals and you will have a good life, otherwise you're just a serf.

  142. Working at a university by lbc42 · · Score: 1

    Hi! No names, named, but I worked at HUGE university located in Palo Alto, Ca, which is considered one of the best in the country, for 5 months before I couldn't take it anymore. I am a web designer so his may be different for you, but here were my thoughts: 1)Pay sucks. 2) I had to PAY to park there. 3) bennifits were outstanding 4) people were very nice, for the most part, but nothing actually got done. 5) All good ideas to make things happen were roadblocked by politics, money (and this is a VERY proitable private university), and people who didn't know what was going on, and therefore were afraid of any type of change whatsoever. 6) The job I was hired to was in no way close to what I was actually tasked to do (manager of online services became database entry). 7) It's a good place to work if you never actually want to do anything and have no personal pride in what it is that you do. If you dig programming and like to think of and actually execute cool stuff, avoid a university like the plague. If you want to slack off and don;t really care, it is ideal (no judgement here, just warning you). I hope this helps!

  143. Culture Shift by thereUare · · Score: 1

    Politics: Most folks who have worked in industry a while and moved to University don't grok the culture shift, esp. the academic side of the house. Personal relationships and consensus building is critical for success. "Top down" management style is met with fierce resistance. Everyone *thinks* he/she is your boss. Money: If you are doing this for the money you need to seek psychiatric assistance. Guarantee: You will be grossly underpaid for your work. Unless you are a consultant in which case you can charge $250/hr and deliver a half baked system 2yrs late and still get paid. Expectations: You will find two classes of employees: Intractable, lazy, incompetent and bright, enthusastic, and capable. Over time it will become hard to distinguish one group from the other. So why bother? You will learn a lot on your own and be given lots of autonomy to deliver systems the way you want. If you are self motivated, have lots a ideas and can deal with the quirky personalities you will fit right in. Best fo luck!

  144. paycheque by BoneOfconTroll · · Score: 1

    It will take 3 months before you get your first paycheque.

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    I don't want to sell you death sticks.
  145. Production Cycles by Dingis · · Score: 1

    Having worked in a tech support and back end server dept for 5 years, you should know now that the development cycle on any project will be June-September, with a rollout by fall. Everything major must be completed then, and there may be time during the school year while keeping up with occuring bugs/problems/ornery faculty that you may work on what you've developed.

    Most of the guys I worked with used the times school was in session to start fleshing out long-term product ideas and best approaches, so that they could implement and roll them out during break periods. Luckily, we were only providing a service for about 4000 students, so it was a bit more lax on rolling out potentially dangerous changes.

    So the key point would be making changes is like trying to move a house with your bare hands. Good luck though!

  146. Wait for the $$$ by Matt+Clare · · Score: 1

    I like my job at Brock University. But don't do anything without getting paid! They may have you confused with the slaves they commonly refer to around here as interns.

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    .\.\att Clare
  147. 20,000 Students, University Library Tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work for a university with about 20,000 students. I am in the library as a tech guy. I get paid 40 hours a week, $12/hr--I have a BS in chemistry from the same school. I worked here as a student, and they offered me a job after i graduated. Basically my job consists of removing spyware.

    Salary: I make a lot less than I could be making in a field dedicated to my degree. My prospects for a raise are about $0.50/hr per year--and that is if I am lucky.

    Work environment: Very relaxes, I can come and go as I leave, but I always get paid 40 hrs/week. I probably only work 25-30 of those hours, and even when I am here "working" I am browsing the internet or playing nerf guns with the librarians, etc.

    Politics: I don't really contact them, except for the old/young gap. I guess that happens in industry as well. Basically, 1/2 of the full-time staffers have been here since the 1980's and the other 1/2 are 2-3 years out of college. You either stay for 5 years or you stay forever (the say). Tension builds up over who is a "real" worker and who isn't, but it doesn't really matter in the long run. We all still get along.

    Parking: There will always be less spots each year you come back. THey keep tearing down parking lots for new buildings and we keep getting more students. Plus, the rates go up every year.

    Fringe benefits: Free courses (6 undergrad or 3 grad hours a semester--not enough to get out with a 2nd degree anytime soon but more than enough to keep you entertained), medical, dental, life, PTO, free books!, everything the uni has you still get for free, etc etc etc. It is like being a college student and then some.

    So the salary sucks, but it is a living wage. I consider this job a transition into grad school, and I am leaving in the fall, along with 4 other full-time staffers that were hired the same week I was (all graduated with me). I guess they will recycle their staff again.

  148. State university jobs... by Forbman · · Score: 1

    not only might you have to deal with Union bullshit (big union in Oregon likes to go on strike every legislative session), state civil service rules (why is THAT loozer getting a merit raise and I'm not? What? He's bumping me from my job???), but beware "sensitivity" issues.

    We all more or less act civilly towards each other in most situations. But universities is one place where things can get blown way out of proportion quickly and publicly.

    Oh, yes. And if you're in a grant-based job, hopefully your grant writers do a good job. Otherwise, you can be at the mercy of state legislators who do not see the benefit of providing future employees (which does cost $$$) while slashing university budgets.

    If you have a budget, guard it well.

  149. Nature of the work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been doing programming for research in computer science for six years at an ivy league college and I've found the nature of the work to be a lot different than industry (where I spent the previous 15 years). The "product" is not the software, it's the papers that get written. Deadlines are set by when conferences occur because that's when papers are due. Making the software complete and functional is often not important (even if your boss insists it is) because the real need is for data to support writing a paper so often key elements in the software will be "assumed" or simulated (e.g., we know the fourier transform takes 3ms and all we want is the timing so lets just put a 3ms delay in instead of writing the transform). This can be a problem when, during the next step of the research, you are asked to deploy the software which is assumed to be fully functional but which actually is full of these reality gaps. The direction the work takes can sometimes be disturbing also when you really want to see some long standing problems addressed (e.g., in computer security) but the Ph.D.'s decide to do something easier to tackle because they don't want to spend their entire career on a problem that may have no solution. It often makes me wonder if anyone is really working on some of those difficult problems that everyone assumes the scientists are working on. The software that students write can be good quality, though usually I've found few or no comments included, because they were told that this "part time work" would occupy 10 hours of their week when it ends up taking all their time so they have to cut corners so they can study (or party). You have to be good at learning new things quickly and hacking several systems into one. It's not uncommon to have a Java JNI wrapper around some C++ code that calls a perl script which launches a shell script which starts a MySQL query on a computing cluster. Often you will be hacking things to use them in ways that they were not intended to be used (try figuring out how to turn an output port on a microcontroller into an input port or how to overlay a language of your own onto SQL.) So if you're used to working for three months to create the perfect calendar widget for a business app, you may find the work challenging. A lot of the other comments here are right on the mark about low pay, good benefits, good people, fun work, management bureaucracy, parking nazi, lots of gadgets, and flexible hours. There's not a lot of job security because a project can die when a prof leaves or when congress cancels funding, but job security is mostly an illusion in industry these days anyway.

  150. Re:Whats the Difference? There is a BIG difference by adamfranco · · Score: 1

    3 weeks vacation a year

    Since you brought up vaction, this is one of my favorite benefits of working at a small college. We don't get paid holidays or close for 3-day weekends on national holidays (except Thanksgiving and Christmas), but over the course of the year we rack up at least 6 work-weeks worth of "Combined Time Off". This time is for any sick days and/or vaction. You could spread it out over the national holidays if you wanted and then take a 3 week vacation, or you can do as I do and work on Memorial Day, New Years, Presidents Day, etc and then take one big 5-week chunk. Very nice and flexible.

    - Adam

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    "When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind." -- Bill Moyers
  151. Re: your sig... by rd4tech · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit confused about "times the story has already been posted?". I'm not checking for duplicates of any kind, on story level, if you are thinking about that. Maybe you can contact me at my email for this one (or post in the forums), I'll be very glad for ANY feedback.

  152. resolutions for next life by drmofe · · Score: 1

    1. Do not deal with academics of any description 2. Do not deal with geeks/nerds of any description 3. ??? 4. Profit

  153. Re:Watch out for the Parking Nazis and students by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 2, Funny

    At CSUN we had a small school that closed next to the campu so people started parking there. One of the lots, the one nearest to CSUN had only one entrance so of course during finals some moron parks his/her car right in the entrance and blocks everyone else from leaving. Fortunatly for the car owner there was never a big enough crowd of pissed of students to roll the car. By the end of the day nothing look like it worked on that car, busted lights, bent antenna, flat tires and of course a parking ticket. HAHAHAHAHAHA Ooooo the sweet memories of school life.

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    Si vis pacem, para bellum! For evil to succeed good men need only do nothing!
  154. Me Too by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    I completely agree with the parent.

    1) I love my current commercial job, but there's always this sense that no matter how much I do, at the end of the day there are more tasks to do than when I began. My management is great about prioritizing projects so that this doesn't become a burden on us, but if they ever decided that we suddenly need to implement all of these great ideas we're coming up with, half the people are going to stop coming up with great ideas so they can survive, and the other half will quit. At my university jobs my role was always philosophically more of a sustaining one than a developing one, even when I was working on new projects. I was rewarded for the work I did, but I never felt there was any danger of being a victim of my own success.

    2) Make friends with a well-organized, well-connected person higher up in your organization as soon as you can. Every bloated university bureaucracy has a few people in each department who can really get things done, but as this tends to suddenly make them dangerously popular, they learn to be somewhat difficult to get ahold of. You end up with this whole underground illuminati organization of people who know they can count on each other to get things done. You want to get in on this as fast as you can.

    3) Pay careful attention to those benefits. Some of them could pay off HUGE in terms of things like retirement planning. Because of screwy budgeting policies (especially for a public university) you could find yourself living frugally but filling up a 401k quite quickly. I generally agree with parent's comments about tolerance as well. The liberalism is also true, but depending on what part of the country you're in, that might mean the liberal wing of the Republican party.

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    There's no failure quite as dissatisfying as a complete and total solution to the wrong problem.
  155. Hated It! by Hasie · · Score: 2, Informative

    I worked as a lecturer for 2 years and ended up hating it with a passion for a number of reasons. This is a bit of a rant, but most of the posters above are very positive, and I think it is important that the other side of university employment is raised.

    One of the posters above hit the nail on the head: Universities sell degrees. What this means is that the pressure is on to pass students no matter what. This means that students that know nothing get degrees. I heard of a case where a student went to one of the senior staff members and asked to give his degree back because he had realised that he had learnt nothing! I eventually got sick of being told to adjust the marks to pass more students. We were given "guidelines" about the average number of students that had passed in previous years. These guidelines then became the minimum required pass rate. Even the senior staff who had been presenting the same course at the same level for decades were forced to adjust marks to lower their standards. My conscience could not let me be part of a system where second year electronics students still do not know the difference between series and parallel circuits.

    Publication pressure was a major issue. Teaching chewed up most of our time, so there was very little time for anything else. Yet we still had to publish 1 publication credit per year. But there was a catch! A journal paper is only 0.75 credits. And the credit for a paper is split equally between the authors. This meant that a person studying towards a degree (anyone without a PhD) had to produce 3 journal papers per year because half of the credit went to their advisor. The senior staff loved this idea because they got lots of journal publications for an hour meeting a week. The young staff had no opportunity to progress because they always had too much work to ever produce enough publications to be promoted.

    Universities are mad about patents and intellectual property at the moment. The upshot of this was that my contract with the university said that anything I thought of in my field of specialisation belonged to the university. Sounds fair? Except that being a lecturer in the department of electrical, electronic and computer engineering meant that that was considered my SPECIALIST field. But that was still not broad enough! The dean of the faculty told me that I was also a specialist in mathematics! The upshot of this is that ANYTHING I did belonged to the university.

    And this included consulting - compulsory to establish university credibility and the main way to supplement one's salary. The university forced us to work through their company for anything we did, and that company took 20% of the turnover (not profit) of the project. The problem was that this included nothing. We still had to pay for lab time, equipment usage, lawyers to set up contracts, accountants to sort finances out, etc.. The best bit was that they collected payment from the client, and only way to get our money out of them was through the university's bureaucracy. Basically to do the compulsory consulting we ended up having to jack our prices up by 20% making us uncompetitive, and having to fork out the money to fund the project until the university decided it was time to pay us the money we had earned. It was basically a way for the university to make money for doing nothing while passing the risk to its staff.

    In the end I was glad to leave. I do more interesting work, work less hours, get credit and pay for the extra effort I put in, and do not have to deal with the bureaucracy and politics any more.

    1. Re:Hated It! by winwar · · Score: 1

      Well, that position does sound like it wasn't the greatest. But I certainly wouldn't call it a "lecturer" position. Your University may have, but I suspect most wouldn't.

      If you are doing more than teaching (for instance, required to do research), I sure as hell would consider it at least an untenured professor level position.

  156. [OT] Sun Sunray's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man those things are nice. I had SUN throw somethig like that at me once ... I use them at home now I liked them so much. :> I just don't think they can actually sell them... maybe to the uni's but not to any businesses round here in AU.

  157. Funding sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at academic project which funding ends at end of August. The project SHOULD continue because this was just "fix one research software" type project and after August we were supposed to start real researcing. Funding... they said that it'd be ok before May. Few weeks ago they said that funding decision should be ready in a few days. And I'm still waiting... If we don't get funding I'll have to find another job. During summer holidays it will be impossible so if no funding for current project then most likely no money during September. I could stand this situation if I hadn't family, but I have family so incoming is mandatory.

    So as long as you don't have family & kids univ. project is cool project to work. But after that the short projects really sucks. One-two year funding for large project is horrible. Univs are doing lot of nice software but unfortunately funding is not good enough for product quality sofware. They're more proof of concepts that usable software.

  158. Watch for researcher politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have exactly the same job.

    My advice : There is a lot of politics between the different researchers who will give you work. Try to stay out of these.

  159. Idiots! by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

    The students I've known who have worked for the University of South Florida often had to go without pay for several weeks at a time because of incompetent officials in charge of pay kept getting tangled in red tape. The idiots in charge didn't care if students couldn't make rent, car payments, or even eat much besides Raman noodles. It was always a sort of "Oops, their bad, so sorry. Who is next in line?" This sort of thing seemed to happen every month or two over a period of several years. Sometimes good professors would end up lending their own money to the students.

    Hopefully your gig will go better.

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    http://www.marxist.com/
  160. Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is much, much, much worse than in the private sector. (because the stakes are so low, to paraphrase Henry Kissenger)

  161. My experiences... by Gaxx · · Score: 2, Informative

    OK - here's what I've experienced working in Higher Ed for 7 years now...

    There are a lot of similiarities and a few notable differences. The biggest difference comes from a general difference in direction for the organisation. HE institutions aren't profit-focused and as a result a few things happen:

    1. The dynamics of the politics is somewhat different - without profitability driving everything forward the prestige is shared out between different departments on very traditional views of their worth rather than any realistic impression of their contribution to the organisation. The main point for you here is that IT gets less prestige in HE than in most profit-chasing organisations.

    2. A lot HE places don't run projects on the people+plan+leader+timescale+resources model. They run it more along the person+er??? model. It's really worth checking how a place puts its projects together before signing up or you can end up being lost in an under-resourced project that goes on forever.

    3. Resourcing... HE isn't rich but it has access to some resources very cheaply. So - research grads to help out, books, network access, training, labs etc are all likely to be relatively readily available whilst some of the more traditional resources (money, equipment etc) may be a little more scarce.

    4. The head-honchos. Working out who you need to impress in a HE institution can be trickier than it looks. Often the people with the power are very much behind the scenes. We love our figureheads and we love, even more, for them to have no real power whatsoever ;) If you're looking to impress and move on to bigger things within the sector make sure you put some effort into working out who really holds the power (usually people like academic standards boards, research committees etc).

    Hmmm... hope the above is helpful :)

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    -- Gaxx
  162. Degree vs. Expererience. by jellomizer · · Score: 1
    The primary difference is for most people in the University System the Degree means everything. If you have 2 PhD vs. Having 1 PhD and 8 years experience. The 2 PhD person usually get more respect in general.

    In Business... Education vs Experience.
    Education Experience
    AA 1.0
    AS 1.5
    BA 2.0
    BS 2.5
    MA 3.0
    MS 3.5
    MBA 4.0
    PhD 4.5
    PhD++ Add one year for each PhD
    In Education... Education vs Experience.
    Education Experience
    AA 4.0
    AS 4.1
    BA 8.0
    BS 8.5
    MA 10.0
    MS 10.5
    MBA 6.0
    PhD 20
    PhD++ Add 5 year for each PhD
    The reasons for this change is the fact when in the buisness environment experience has more value because you can be as book learned as you want but the bottom line is if you can do the work. So you have spend 8 years in school to get a PhD and you get a job with an other guy who has an BS and 3 years experience. And this guy with the BS is working much faster then you because when he programs he uses languages that are more for Rapid Application Development and have all the tools that he needs to get the job done. While you are still dorking with pointers to get your C level string class to work the way it needs to be done.

    Alternative in the education field where book learned is where it is at. Experience just doen't cut it because with experience you often learn how to do one thing and do it well and you miss the breth of knowlege or don't bother going further down. So one hour of reading a theory book on how Linux Workes vs. A guy who have been working for Linux for many years and still doesn't know which scheduling system it uses. So when it comes for review and people just start asking him questions about the OS the guy with experience could be loss. While the guy with the PhD has the answer.

    But the reason why there is a huge gap between the difference vs education and business is that many people in education look down at business(And many were never seriously in business other then say a Hamburger Flipper Job) while business generally respect education to an extent (Because most people in business were in college at one point). Much like this weeks User Friendly shows in an exaggerated view.
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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  163. Better than many by womullan · · Score: 1

    I have worked in a US university department now for 2.5 years. I have to agree with everything stated above. Its very interesting and rewarding the pay is adequate the stress is quite low.
    I also worked in another semi-academic position for 4 years where the stress was higher mainly because of individual conflicts and politics. So it sort of depends who you are working for.
    Many universities are trying to pay Staff (I guess thats what you would be ) along industry lines so you may get paid quite well depending on the level you think you are going for.

  164. Interview by Rekkart · · Score: 2, Informative

    We just interviewed for an IT job at our University and I was on the search committee. Only ONE candidate emailed us back to say thank you for taking the time to meet with them and interview them. They appreciated meeting us, etc... Guess who got the job? Most of the IT folks who interviewed had the same skill sets. It's the people skills that are lacking. One of the best things you can do is buy a book about interviewing and what to do/not do.

  165. Once upon a time by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I worked for Brown University. In hindsight I wish I hadn't left the job.

    You'll find academia somewhat less frantic than the real world.

    You'll also find pay levels less than the real world. The system most universities use to determine pay scales is out of touch with reality in most cases.

    But the general freedom involved with working for a university can't be beat.

  166. Been there by armak · · Score: 1

    Having worked at a University as well as a small local school system, their priorities are to the degree programs and supporting services are secondary. That means it will take longer for decisions on new projects and take less time to decide to cut them.

    The best way to get into the system is to know/buddy with a respected professor or administrator(preferred) as they can help to push your agenda. This doesn't mean they will, but it still helps for people to see them talking to you frequently. It really is who you know.

    As for salary, expect a salary low to below average, but they typically have good benefits.
    And if the project does get approved use all of your money in the alloted time, because if you don't they get to take it back and likely decide to give you less next time.

  167. From a consultant's point of view ... by PhiltheeG · · Score: 1

    I've consulted for three different local colleges. Here are a couple things you might want to consider (applyies to colleges in Ohio):

    • Most pay into their own retirement system, not social security - which could mean a reduction or elimination of your social security benefits due to the Windfall Elimination Provision.
    • All of them offered free tuition or reimbursement at a specific level, usually percentage of Ohio State's rates. Some offer reductions for children and spouses.
    • Most universities have free use of library and athletic facilities.
    • The level of bureaucracy in both faculty and administration is significantly higher than the private sector.
    • Stress levels are typically lower, but that is changing as more and more technology gets required at reduced budgets. Stress levels due to increased political and bureaucratic tension is also a growing problem.
    • Salary is usually lower than the private sector.
    • Benefits are usually better, but that is also changing due to increased problems with health care.

    The one caveat about schools and universities; all of the benefits like low-stress, tolerant atmosphere, good benefits, paid-overtime, etc. can disappear quickly if funding decreases and/or the administration changes - leaving you with a job similar to the one in the private sector just with less pay and free library and gym time.

    --
    -Phil
    Shoot questions, first ask later...
  168. Learn to write! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll need to learn to write. See that sentence fragment you have there? It doesn't need a question mark. Now, "What Should You Know When Taking a University Job?" would have been appropriate.

  169. There are ups and downs by bobcote · · Score: 1

    I worked for a well known medical school in the Boston area. Like any job, there are ups and downs. I left just as the P.C. police were gaining the most power.

    I won't pretend that this school is typical, but since so many other universities try to emulate it here are some things to remember:

    1. EVERYTHING is decided by committee, from whether or not you are interviewed to the frosting on the Dean's going away party cake. Decisions take forever.

    2. Promotions are usually based on perception and not always reality.

    3. We had a running joke about HR. They spend their mornings in meetings making up new rules. They spend their afternoons in meetings finding ways around the new rules.

    4. Watch out for "Associate Dean Syndrome" If you try to explain something to an AD and they don't like it or understand - you will be reminded that if you were as smart as he or she you would be an Associate Dean. So their tech problem is your fault.

    5. Professors with the biggest grants get the most attention and the highest priority. Yes, size does matter.

    6. New PhDs are the worst in terms of personality. They have just spent three to ten years as grad student slave laborers and now they want revenge.

    7. Dissenting opinions, either political or technical, will be shouted down. Freedom of speech only means you agree with the current political fashions.

    The good stuff:

    1. Wages were at marked level
    2. Benefits and retirment plans (if you care) are outstanding
    3. A lot of time off. Including every holiday celebrated in your state.
    4. Knowing I had a hand in the training some of the best doctors in the world. I just hope their education hasn't ruined their ideals.

  170. pay is ok..politics suck..freedom can be wonderful by mattlal · · Score: 1

    as topic mentions...I have worked for many different educational facilities (Public Schools...ick, Private College's..yay, and Universities ...ok) There's always politics involved here...in almost every decision...get used to it. Someone who has no business being your boss, will be it tomorrow. I have seen this scenerio many times in universities, colleges, schools. Directory of Library becomes Director of Information Technology...and 99pct of the time have no idea or what direction they need or want to go..so they start releasing people to look good on saving budgets (error1).. Bring in consultants (error2) [only due to most of these consultants are uneducated from sleezy companies trying to make every extra 1$ possible]...then decide to consolatdate everything possible (error3 ..if done incorrectly as usual). Granted this can be a great direction...if they new how to identify progress rather than regress. Granted some of my best work days were under a wonderful director of technology (technical...even got his hands dirty)...well staffed (may have not been all paid extremely wonderful..but a break is worth it)...and became a close work force..many I still talk to everyday..unfortunately board of directors said need to save money and one of their biggest ROI's is Information Technology. I would suggest not to plan to make a permanent job out of it...but plan for it to be very educating. :)

  171. Experiences vary widely by ragnar · · Score: 1

    I've worked in the private sector and now I work at a major research University, building software for literary criticism for the humanities department. My background in CS, which implies a great deal of mental acrobatics to be the project manager for this type of stuff. Every day is intriguing and I love the work, but I think most people would run and hide from this sort of task.

    There is a big difference between working at a teaching college and research institution, the latter typically defined as universities with larger graduate programs, high reputation and a steady flow of grant money. Put simply, there is more money at the latter, but I'm sure there are some exceptions.

    The University environment is a more relaxed than the private sector, but don't let people lull you into thinking it s a cake walk. There are deadlines and people put in some late nights and weekends to get things done.

    The best part is that you work among smart people. The worst part is that you work among smart people. ;) As CS/engineering types, our mentality is focussed toward technique and concrete matters of what can be accomplished with technology, whereas researchers are after a seemingly mythological thing called "insight." Get used to being baffled by the intensity of the domain logic. Drinking from the firehose is the name of the game, but if make a good-faith effort it can be very rewarding -- if not financially, then most certainly personally.

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    -- Solaris Central - http://w
  172. balkanization = pay attention to implicit power by prlawrence · · Score: 1

    http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+balkaniza tion

    Balkanization implies gatekeepers. Pay attention to the power loci that surround admin assistants, front desk staff, etc. If you are blessed with the ability to really like and appreciate other people, be sure to make friends in "low" places. Everything will be easier, and besides, friends can make anything bearable.

    Phil

  173. Correlary: always be nice to the admin people by alispguru · · Score: 1

    The admin people who are responsible for your paperwork will not get in trouble if they delay or lose your documents - you are pretty much at their mercy, relying on their skill and desire to do a good job. Those of you at state-run institutions can stop laughing now.

    I have found that if you need special service from them, like when you miss a deadline, it helps if you start your request with the phrase "I am an idiot."

    --

    To a Lisp hacker, XML is S-expressions in drag.
  174. The Faculty -- The Crazy, Evil Faculty by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    Most faculty members are fine, many are great, but Universities have some who are crazy and evil. People will be unlikely to tell you flat out, so listen for hints and talk to a bunch of people. Don't work for a specific faculty member unless you know 'em pretty well, or have talked to a bunch of people privately about them.

    The crazy ones can be more awful to people around them than anything you've ever experienced. Because they're not just rotten people, they're CRAZY, rotten people.

    It's rare, but it happens enough that you need to scope folks out, first.

  175. University technical jobs by Art+Deco · · Score: 2, Informative

    I worked for a University for 7 years. 1 year as a research assistant, 1 year as a research programmer, and 5 years as a UNIX system administrator. As UNIX admin I had from 2 to 6 student employees working for me. Sometimes my help was amazingly good and other times it wasn't so hot. Some years we were swimming in money and I could buy anything I needed but other years research grants were lean and I had to make due. One boss was a techie himself and gave me reviews that made it sound like I walked on water, my next boss didn't trust techies and gave me scathing reviews. First the good: there is lots of stuff to learn. Instead of having only one or two different platforms like most companies my department had a few of almost every UNIX box known to man. It was a support nightmare but it was fun to have so many different kinds of toys. Much of the work I did was very cutting edge/early adopter; we were doing stuff years before most businesses were. After my years working in a university I was so strong technically that future "real" jobs were a piece of cake. I did have to scale a learning curve on business and proceedure stuff though. Now the bad stuff: pay, expect to make less than half what you would elsewhere. Speaking of politics, there is an old saying, politics in acadamea are so viscious because the stakes are so low. At universities there is a lot of dead wood. Some managers measure their worth by how many people are under them so they create useless positions to fill. Little wars erupt between rival departments, rival colleges, departments and colleges, deans and their departments, etc. When I started out my attitude was that I was there to help everyone else so I never took sides in any of these little wars. This strategy worked well for the first few years but later when my position was in jeoparty I had no allies to call upon. In my case my job description included a lot of non-technical stuff. I ended up spending half of my time doing procurement, inventory and clerical stuff which was a drag. Before you accept a job be sure you know exactly what your responsibilities will be.

  176. Parking vengeance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    By the end of the day nothing look like it worked on that car, busted lights, bent antenna, flat tires and of course a parking ticket. HAHAHAHAHAHA Ooooo the sweet memories of school life.

    Note to self... "borrow" my ex's car the next time I do this stunt.

  177. More compassion needed? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    Let's try this:
    Get one of those 'infant front-packs' and drop a bowling ball into it. You can use a kids' ball - they weigh enough. Then drive to the store with that on, and try - just try to get out of the car. See how far you have to open the door - how far you have to put the seat back.

    Be sure to wear the front-pack for 24 hours in a row. See how hard sleeping is, walking, getting out of chairs, etc. I'm not even going to mention details about pressure on a woman's bladder or morning sickness.....

    You might consider cutting those ladies a break for a few months. You're young and healthy. Walking is good for you....

    And after the kids is born, think about just running to the store for 'one thing' and you need to take your infant with you. You must park, pull the removable seat out - which means you need to open the door wide to get the seat out, then lug the weight of the seat and the kid until you get to a cart or to the stroller.

    I've got four kids, and lots of experience carrying those things. They are NOT light!

    It's up to you. You may decide to keep kicking dents into others' cars if you like. Depending on the amount of damage you do, that may be a jailable offense.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    1. Re:More compassion needed? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      If carrying a whelp is so difficult, perhaps you should keep your legs shut?

      You're young and healthy. Walking is good for you....

      Same could be said of you. Unless you are one of those pathetic people I see who got 'too busy' to have kids in their 20's and early 30's.

      Depending on the amount of damage you do, that may be a jailable offense.

      That's why I prefer keys. Much more inconspicuous.

      There are some people with real disabilities who need the space. Not someone who can't handle her brats or the consequences of a drunken night (or four).

      Trollfully yours,
      -gm

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  178. OTOH by hawk · · Score: 1

    I got a parking ticket in law school, and was less than pleased.

    Bacically because there was still time on the meter.

    I actually insisted on the trial. Beforehand, the various metermaids were discussing the guns they'd recently bought as part of their plans to become real cops.

    Turns out that he'd actually written down how much time was left on the meter *ON THE TICKET*.

    "OK, then why did you right the ticket?"

    "The meter handle was cocked."

    "Pardon me?"

    "People try to do that to get extra time for one more coin."

    "I see. How much time was on the meter?"

    "42 minutes"

    "And what's the biggest coin it takes?"

    "A quarter."

    "And how long is that good for?"

    "Half an hour."

    "So the meter couldn't possibly have expired?"

    "I don't understand."

    (Gee, now there's a surprise).

    I did feel sorry for the poor assistant city attorney who had to come out 20 miles to the traffic court to handle this and a similarly silly ticket (issued to someone for parking in a red zone--while he rushed out into the street to help an old lady who fell in the crosswalk)

  179. Why am I responding? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    I think you might have an opportunity to be thankful for the fact that your mother chose to bear one more whelp in your case.

    Should she have 'kept her legs shut' or was your conception the result of a drunken night? Even if it was drunkenness or accidental, I believe she still deserves some respect and thanks - as do all mothers who sacrifice for their kids, and indirectly for the good of society.

    Of course, for someone who believes as your .sig indicates, perhaps truth is irrelevant. But let me ask you this - if you REALLY believe your .sig, why do the handicapped deserve any accomodation at all? If there's no such thing as truth, why is compassion necessary?

    FWIW, I do tend to park a fair bit from the door. I am relatively young and relatively healthy. You are right. Exercise is good for me, too - even if carrying that infant seat is hard on my back.

    My perspective is that having kids is my choice, and it's my privilege to invest my life in building young men rather than merely indulging my selfish desires. We all live out the result of our choices.

    I hope that you find your indulgences satisfying. If you ever choose to consider a differing world view, I'd be happy to offer some insights on why I believe the way I do.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?
    1. Re:Why am I responding? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Responding in the way I did is nearly a verbatim comment from my mother, so your implication that this shows a lack of respect is 180 degrees off. She also doesn't care for women who piss and moan about cramps, then complain about how hard it is to get ahead in "a man's world".

      My perspective is that having kids is my choice

      Of course it is. And it's your choice to have to wrangle them through the parking lot. If it was so difficult, maybe you should have cut back at whatever number you found manageable.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  180. Victims? by anomaly · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between a victim mentality and choosing to honor those who have a harder time because they are doing something that benefits society.

    I agree that we should mandate that provision be made for those with physical ailments or maladies not of their choosing that make movement more difficult. I don't ask that laws be passed to 'protect' expectant mothers.

    I do think that as members of a civilized society we can show some compassion, deference, and honor to those who are doing what is self-sacrificial and difficult.

    It seems incredibly selfish to complain that a young, unencumbered person is inconvenienced because they must walk an additional 20 feet to get the next parking space over. What's the big deal? Exercise is good for your physique, and honoring others is good for building humility and compassion - things that our 'scientifically enlightened society' is rather short on these days.

    Respectfully,
    Anomaly

    BTW - I notice that you weren't willing to defend your .sig. Perhaps that's an indication that you think it's clever or witty, but can't really bring yourself to live that way.

    --
    But Herr Heisenberg, how does the electron know when I'm looking?