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  1. Ok, so who else read that as "plogging PLatent"?! on Amazon Pursues Plogging Patent · · Score: 0

    I hereby nominate that article title for "tongue twister of the day"

  2. Oh, so they're bring light INSIDE, eh? on Sunlight in a Tube · · Score: 1

    Well, I'll wait to be impressed by them bringing light all the way around the PLANET, kind of like Batman did in that movie. Which movie? this movie!

  3. Re:How about "www.kraftsucks.com"? on French Designer Ordered to Give up milka.fr · · Score: 1

    Yes, quite right -- guess I got carried away there for a moment.

    On the other hand, there are a few so-and-so-sucks.com's out there; a quick Yahoo! search for *sucks.org came back with about 1,200 hits, but a search for *sucks.com returns 2.3 million hits (which only proves that a lot of other people made the same mistake I made...except they actually paid money to register their's...)

  4. How about "www.kraftsucks.com"? on French Designer Ordered to Give up milka.fr · · Score: 1

    Nah, if she were an American I wouldn't even have to suggest it. It'd already be done. But, she's French, so I guess she wouldn't stoop so low...

    btw, I checked, and no there currently is no www.kraftsucks.com -- so save yourself the typing...or, let the squatting commence!

  5. Government's gotcha covered; code name "10-40EZ" on Open Source Tax Products? · · Score: 1

    But I wouldn't recommend making ANY modifications to their original source...

  6. Re:You were warned... on Arm Wrestling Robots Beaten By A Teenage Girl · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention that, late last week I just happened upon this article while doing some not-entirely-random surfing.

  7. You may tell facts, Mr. Slashdot Poster, on The Wikipedians Who Make it Happen · · Score: 1

    but you are no Wikipedian.

    (and, for /.'ers who don't see nearly endless opportunities to relate "real" life to "Seinfeld", the reference)

  8. Re:Great minds think alike. on Double-Slit Experiment in Time, Not Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, so considering that my very first reaction to the question "define pi" was to think "mmm... PIE", what field should I have gotten into (or was "computers", as my Dad describes what I do, a good choice?)

  9. Re:Black holes? on Astronomers Find Star-Less Galaxy · · Score: 1
    Personally, I'd love to see a ground-based scope on the far side of the moon to replace hubble, but I'm probably just dreaming.


    Ok, first of all, somebody please mod this parent up for that thought; I've been hoping for someone to suggest pretty much the same thing for a long, LONG time (it also sounds like a pretty good place for a RADIO telescope; not too many electric shavers and "Mr. Microphones" on the Moon!)

    Second, regarding AO, I just happened to catch about ten minutes of a presentation titled "Unveiling a Black Hole at the Center of the Milky Way" (carried on DISH Network at channel 9412) and the Q&A turned to AO (I presume a good bit of the lecture dealt with AO, from the way the lady talked, but I'm not sure...) If you'd like to check it out, apparently the entire lecture (recorded Oct. 30'th, 2003) is available here (along with a handful of other juicy-sounding titles...)

    And on the ground-based -vs- Hubble debate, I say "I dunno, if we're willing to raise money for a television show then surely there's somebody out there willing to organize a "bake sale" or something for such a useful piece of hardware...whether the money's used to build a completely new scope (somewhere, ANYwhere) or if it's used to blast Hubble all the way to the nearest 'Lagrange point'." (Yeah, yeah, I know; now I'm dreaming...)
  10. Re:Black holes? on Astronomers Find Star-Less Galaxy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Still seeing only "clusters" of stars? Check out this view from our old friend Hubble!

    This image and the TERAbytes of data like it that have been collected over such a short time are testimony to why losing Hubble is going to be such a tragedy -- whether or not we understand or accept the reasons it's going to happen.

  11. No, that's what 240V and big mean dogs are for! on Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam · · Score: 1

    "...but it didn't stop him from stealing my things."

    Geez, this guy sounds like he hasn't seen Home Alone ...

  12. www.ninjahacker.com now offline... on Tecmo Sues Game Hackers Under DMCA · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...like it wouldn't have been "offline" anyway after getting front-page mention on /.!

  13. Re:Proposal doesn't go far enough on Fans Attempting to Pay for Enterprise · · Score: 5, Funny
    How much extra would it cost to fire Berman?


    Out of a cannon? At $5/ticket it'd be PURE PROFIT, BABY!!

    heyyy... maybe we've finally discovered what the "???" part of "The Plan" might actually be!!

    1. Take over production of Enterprise
    2. FIRE BERMAN OUT OF A CANNON (SELL TICKETS)
    3. Profit!!!
  14. It's NOT paranoia if they really ARE out to get ya on Just How Paranoid Are You? · · Score: 1

    I'm sure someone else has already said it, but it's worth saying again.

  15. Re:Something to think about... on Escape from the Universe · · Score: 1

    Maybe because even infinity has to start somewhere -- and if that wild bit of speculation is so, then is it so inconceivable that WE are the first?

    However man came to own the wheel, fire, scrambled eggs, etc. some dude way back through history had to be the first (and maybe he was the first for all three; "Hey, y'all, watch this!! You remember that funny looking little critter with the feathers? Well, I'm going to jump up on this fallen log and roll it along while rubbing this other stick against it, and whatever happens next I'm going to use it on the next thing to come out that bird's backside!!" Fortunately for breakfast fans ever since, that chicken decided to lay an egg at that moment rather than doing the alternative...)

  16. The absolutely, positively WORST part of all is: on The Forgotten Huygens Experiment · · Score: 1

    on the NEXT mission there'll be about a zillion "don't forget to turn on MY experiment!" e-mails, very likely with each one followed by several "me too!" e-mails.

  17. This is an OUTRAGE!! This is TERRIBLE!! This... on HP to Region-code Cartridges · · Score: 1

    ...huh? It costs more "over there" than it does "here"? Oh. ~never mind~

  18. Oblig. Homer Simpson on LiveJournal Blackout Analysis Online · · Score: 1

    "Awww, I don't know why we even have a jug!"

  19. Since all I can think about now is BOOBIES... on Is Atlas Holding Hipparchus' Lost Star Map? · · Score: 1

    ...I might as well go to lunch (like I wasn't having ENOUGH trouble keeping my mind on my work...and to think I actually believed Slashdot might take my mind OFF of boobies for a few minutes...)

  20. Re:Site visit results in disk reformat. Sad thing on Brian Hook on the ActiveX Experience · · Score: 1

    Spoken like someone who also must endure the idiocy of others with a professional air. Greetings, brother!

  21. Site visit results in disk reformat. Sad thing is: on Brian Hook on the ActiveX Experience · · Score: 4, Insightful

    even WIDESPREAD coverage that the site is LETHAL to a computer wouldn't keep people from visiting it. When the "I Love You" virus hit a while back, we actually had users open the e-mail "just to make sure" it wasn't really someone sending them a love letter (like they EVER got them before and would SUDDENLY begin to, entirely by coincidence, right then...)

    Like the man said about tsunami alerts in the United States: "There's still a large segment of the population that would go get their kids out of school so they could drive to the beach and watch the big waves..."

  22. Re:Great move, now can we .. on Airbus Launches 800 Passenger Jumbo Jet · · Score: 1
    I don't think the "airborne concert" idea's such a good one; didn't you know that musicians and airplanes are a bad mix?

    Here're some names just about everybody will recognize a few of taken from where a more complete list can be found:

    Aaliyah

    Buddy Holly

    Richie Valens

    Patsy Cline

    Jim Croce

    John Denver

    Ronnie Van Zant

    Glenn Miller

    Rick Nelson

    Otis Redding

    Jim Reeves

    Stevie Ray Vaughn

  23. Change parent to '...more than 18" wide' on Airbus Launches 800 Passenger Jumbo Jet · · Score: 1

    Apparently, preview mode only helps if you AREN'T an idiot...

  24. Yeah, yeah, but will the seats be 18" wide?!?! on Airbus Launches 800 Passenger Jumbo Jet · · Score: 1

    Because I know MINE sure is!!

    I could put up with bringing my OWN warm sodas and little bags of pretzels (hey, if I'm bringing my own, I might just splurge and bring PEANUTS!!), if only my butt didn't feel like a size-12 foot crammed into a size-8 shoe all the way from Shanghai to San-Fran!!!

  25. Re:Answer Candidate on Pair Arrested After Telling Lawyer Jokes · · Score: 1
    ["...Th pressure generated by these OSLOs, in turn, prevents us from determining the natural lawyer to lightbulb ratio..."]


    Ah HAH!! I always KNEW those Norwegians were up to no good!!