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  1. Re:I WANT! on Cheap DivX Solution For Your Entertainment Center · · Score: 0
  2. Re:Hmm... on Chinese Satellite Crashes Into House · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    At least I actually log in, Mr. Coward.

  3. Re:Hmm... on Chinese Satellite Crashes Into House · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, the house crashes into YOU!

  4. Re:This is slashdot, so.... on Wearable LCD Display · · Score: 1

    Or run a VT100 emulator like Telenet83 Plus on a TI graphing calculator (which can be had on eBay for 30->40 dollars), and mount the screen in front of you eye. Connect the calculator to a 'nix laptop's serial port, and you have a HMD.

  5. Re:Next on /.: ./ sued by AOL/Time Warner/CNN on Jon Stewart on CNN's Crossfire · · Score: 1

    "Even the commercials are still in the video file."
    So we're really doing them a favor by giving them a wider audience, right?

  6. hip-e? how about... on Hip-e All-In-One PC · · Score: 1

    lam-e

  7. Re:And legality? on U.S. Declares War on Intellectual Property Theft · · Score: 1

    Next up: The war on war.

  8. Re:would do on If Windows Came to PPC, Would You Switch? · · Score: 2, Funny

    A wise Finn once wrote:
    "The memory maagement on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children."

  9. Re:More hysteria on FDA Approves Implantable RFID for Patients · · Score: 1

    *cough cough* Iraq *cough cough*

  10. Re:Duh. on 19th Century Airship Technology for Port Security · · Score: 1

    No, put them on the forheads of sharks.

  11. Wait just a minute... on Virgin's New iPod Rival · · Score: 1

    When was WMA an "open standard?"

  12. Re:Will Smith on 2004 Inductees to the Robot Hall of Fame · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Harrison Ford: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner/

  13. This could mean... on An Alternative to SQL? · · Score: 4, Funny

    that SQL is SOL.

  14. Does it have personality? on Satellite Loaded With AI For Self-Diagnosis · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mission Control: Okay, now tell the probe to begin taking pictures.
    Probe: Bite my shiny, metal ass!
    Mission Control: Damn!

  15. Springtime for Valenti: A Gay Romp with Jack.... on New Fee For Internet-Capable PCs In Germany · · Score: 1

    RIAA was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed some money to restore its former glory
    Where oh where was the fee?
    Where could that cash be?
    We looked around and then we found the tax for you and me
    Aaaaand now it's:
    Springtime for Valenti and Germany!
    Winter for Poland and France!
    We're profiting at a faster pace!
    Look out, here comes the master race!

  16. PHB on Wacky Co-Worker Habits? · · Score: 2, Funny

    My dad told me a story about this guy who worked at Arthur Andersen (his former employer) who would have his secretary print out all of his emails. Then this guy would write a reply on the printout, then fax it back to the sender.

  17. Re:*SIGH!* on Media Center Bathroom Extender · · Score: 1

    " This is another exmple of:" Just because you CAN do somthing, doesn't mean it's actually a good idea to do so"
    Well, it could be useful for a home sterio setup.

  18. Cheney on Copyright Law Mashup Moving Through Congress · · Score: -1, Troll

    Let me join vice-President Cheney in telling Senator Leahey to f*ck off.

  19. Re:How can I put this nicely on AOL Builds New IE-Based Browser · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It ain't flamebait if it's true.

  20. Re:iPods lick balls on Rumors of Next Generation of Ipods · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    iPods lick iBalls

  21. The Next Bond Film on Carbon Nanotubes Harder Than Diamond · · Score: 1

    It looks like diamonds aren't forever.

  22. Re:To the sun! on Space Station Turning Into a Trash Heap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hermes: "Like my grandmother always said: 'If you want a box pushed into the sun right, you've gotta do it yourself'"

  23. My thoughts? on Ballmer Says iPod Users are Thieves · · Score: 1

    Ballmer can shove it.

  24. Re:Screw the corporate pigopolists. on Suing Your Customers a Good Idea? · · Score: 1

    That should be "Guilty untill proven broke."
    Damn Slashdot posting scheme, not allowing comment editing!

  25. Re:Screw the corporate pigopolists. on Suing Your Customers a Good Idea? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought part of the US legal system was "Innocent untill proven guilty."
    Now I guess it's "Innocent untill proven broke."