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  1. Well duh! on Legislators Looking At Peer to Peer Monitor · · Score: -1

    Just get someone to write an encryption/decryption process for transferring the files. Then when the RIAA breaks the encryption and cries wolf, slap them with a DMCA violation! Yay backlash!

  2. Dog collar? on Stolen Laptop Alarms · · Score: -1

    Make it like one of those electonic dog collars! Once it gets XX feet from the owner, it zaps the crap out of whomever is carrying it. :-)

  3. It's simple... on Jail Time for Misleading Domain Names · · Score: -1

    They're throwing him in jail because some parents wouldn't teach their kids how to spell correctly. That would be my defense. Why not throw the guy who ran whitehouse.com in jail?

  4. AKA on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: -1

    Also Known As Windows ME^2... or Bad Idea 2

  5. FINALLY! on Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices · · Score: -1

    I can get away with it! All your monopoly are belong to us!

  6. But wait! on MS May Be Forced To Sell Stripped-Down OS In EU · · Score: -1

    Wasn't Windows crippleware from the beginning?

  7. Gotta do it! on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    All your samples are belong to Slim Shady.

  8. Good idea but... on Handtop PC Announced Using Transmeta Processor · · Score: 0

    It's great for porn on the go, but a 5.6" screen? Come on people, what are you thinking!?! Or are they going to release one of those magnifying lens addons like they did with the old Gameboys? :-)

  9. In that case... on SCO Licenses Now Available · · Score: -1

    Where can I sign up to copyright machine code? Anyone running anything similar to or derived from machine code owes me money... jackasses.

  10. no wallpaper!?! on Largest Lens Ever Discovered · · Score: -1

    "so don't expect spectacular wallpaper replacing images" I guess this means they won't be getting any support from webshots.

  11. Devil's Advocate on The World's Safest Operating System · · Score: -1

    I'm going to play devil's advocate here and get labeled as a troll but... for all of the linux defenders here saying it's because the admins don't know jack about what they're doing, what does this really matter? Look how many idio... err... people use Windows.

  12. Re:FFII on New EU IP Law Deemed Harmful · · Score: -1

    American or Japanese FFII? FFII here was FFIV there.

  13. What might work... on Is the CAN-SPAM Act Working? · · Score: -1

    is stop using e-mail?

  14. Legal Advice? on RIAA Countersued Under Racketeering Laws · · Score: -1

    Who needs a lawyer when she could've just read all of the comments on slashdot? We seem to have plenty of experts here. Why does that scare me?

  15. Movie joke! on Digital Camera Could Help Sort Fish, Save Stocks · · Score: -1

    Puts a new spin on "Finding Nemo" huh?

  16. I remember that! on AMD Back in the Black · · Score: -1

    4 "megabytes" of memory? So you mean all of that extra memory I bought was worthless because I wasn't running 64 bit? I'll sue!

  17. One step ahead of them! on India Woos Medical Tourists · · Score: 2, Funny

    The staff at my family doctor's office has already been replaced by immigrants from India! I guess that saves me a lot of money on a plane ticket! Wait a minute...

  18. Ummmmm excuse me but... on Defending Open Source Security · · Score: -1

    What's to stop programmers of non-OSS from inserting the same malicious code?

  19. Damn you, Slashdot!!!! on The Galaxy's Largest Diamond · · Score: -1

    I guess it's my fault for introducing my girlfriend to /. And aren't there laws against inciting riots?

  20. That's right! on Microsoft Receives XML Patent · · Score: -1

    Why patent just XML files when this patent covers so many other files? Someone should be shot for allowing this.

  21. On the bright side on Bush's Space Panel Seeks Public Input · · Score: -1

    At least his panel isn't seeking his input. :-) "And if the lunar colony works out, we're also gonna put one on the moon."

  22. Almost made me laugh... on Outsourcing As A Source Of U.S. Jobs · · Score: -1

    When I read the "gain of 22m in the US" I thought we were supposed to gain 22,000,000 jobs. Since the article was about offshore jobs declining I figured they were just going to start bringing them over here like they did with the engineers at Sun. *ducks and runs for cover*

  23. OMG! on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: -1

    Quick! How can I get this ASAP? I must have this virus to spread as quicky as possible!

  24. and in recent news! on SCO Adds Copyright Claim to IBM Suit · · Score: -1

    The MPAA, RIAA, and yes, even MIPI, are collectively sueing SCO for allegedly owning the code to the OS that runs the backbone of most of those evil illegal file trading networks. +5 Prophetic

  25. God Bless America... on Kazaa Offices Raided · · Score: -1

    Let some MPAA/RIAA jackass raid my home like he's the law... I have a desert eagle under my pillow and a lawyer. "He didn't identify himself, he didn't have a badge, he tried to take my shit, there was a struggle, I accidentally unloaded three 7 round clips into his chest in self defense." God Bless America!