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  1. 'nuff said on BBC Links Linux To MyDoom · · Score: -1

    BBC ph33rz/is pwned by SCO.

  2. Obligatory or long since forgotten? on Europe Joins Race To Send Humans To Mars · · Score: -1

    I haven't seen any references to Marvin the Martian yet, WHY? All he needed was a funny hat and sneakers to get around.

  3. tax money on Fermi Lab Compromised by Pirate · · Score: -1

    This is the first good use of my tax money that I've seen in a long time. Keep up the good work!

  4. Mayberry? on Author signs MyDoom virus · · Score: -1

    If this was Andy's doing, I can't wait to see the 31337 code written by Don Knotts. :-)

  5. Excuse me? on KDE 3.2.0 Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    *Raises hand* Excuse me, when is it "not" a good time to switch from Windows?

  6. Woohoo! on Folded Newtonian Telescope · · Score: 3, Funny

    So now instead of using my telescope to look at my neighbor's 20 year old daughter, I can look at THEIR neighbor's cuter 20 year old daughter! Yay! +5 Hormonal

  7. Duh hello! on California Cybercafe Regulation Decision Released · · Score: -1

    If you want privacy, why are you using a public computer owned by someone else with dozens of people walking around anyway? If you want privacy, go home.

  8. hmmmm on Google Cancels Spring IPO · · Score: 4, Funny

    well if google hasn't gone public yet, can I invest in booble?

  9. Silly iTunes.... on Recycle some of your 100 million Pepsi Songs · · Score: -1, Troll

    Only posers drink Pepsi. Real geeks drink Bawls and Jolt.

  10. ED-209 from Robocop? on Robots for No Man's Land · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember that glitch where ED-209 blew away the unarmed man in the board meeting? Regardless of the cool growling sound it made and superior firepower, I just think this is a bad idea... Yeah I can't wait for this thing to turn on our own troops and civilians. Maybe we should replace our police force with these things too while we're at it. We're all going to die!

  11. Good idea! on Microsoft Advises to Type in URLs Rather than Click · · Score: 1

    Let's implement features and advise against using them! Pure marketing genius! It's like buying a ferrari but not driving it! Well... it's IE so maybe a bicycle.

  12. Why not? on What's The Actual Cost of A Virus? · · Score: 0

    If some company is stupid enough to pay $50,000 to rid themselves of a virus then they can just write that check to me and I'll gladly take care of it for them. :-)

  13. Mod me down immediately! on Mars Landers - Opportunity, Bedrock, Aerosmith? · · Score: 0

    Does this mean there's a "Love in a Space Elevator" single coming?

  14. Beating a dead horse... excessively on Microsoft-Funded Linux Studies Benefit ... Microsoft · · Score: 0

    I don't think the word "news" applies to this article, but I guess "olds" just doesn't sound right either... how about "same shit, different day"?

  15. Hah on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 0

    I bet when he gets turned in they give him $750,000 and don't press charges for making them look like the victim.

  16. Insurance Company? on IBM Patents Method For Paying Open Source Workers · · Score: 0

    So it's sorta like where my insurance company where I have to pay them a fee to pay them? Is there some striking similarity here? Will we save money by switching to sGEIco? -5 Flamebait +.5 Insightful

  17. How long before... on Today's Windows Virus - MyDoom / Novarg · · Score: 1, Funny

    How long before SCO claims ownership over this code too?

  18. Now all we need... on Microsoft Patenting Office XML Formats · · Score: 5, Funny

    is for SCO to claim they own all of the code to the unix interoperability services/functions/whatever for Windows. Then Microsoft goes after SCO for using XML somewhere else. Then they can go after each other in court. Let them destroy each other! Yay! Off-topic or is it? It's 5:20am and I'm still awake, ignore this post, I'm an idiot.

  19. What about the other guy? on Stores Use Discount Cards To Notify Of Recall · · Score: 0

    What about the guy without the frequent shopper card? Does he die the horrible painful death because he didn't sign up and therefore wasn't able to be warned? Where are his rights?

  20. Call your lawyer! on Is Your Silver-based Thermal Paste Really Silver? · · Score: 0

    False advertising is a crime! SUE SUE SUE! Mod me down and shoot me already.

  21. RIAA/MPAA Nightmare? on Morpheus Infiltrates Other P2P Networks · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    How long will it be before they're up in arms?

  22. Hmmmm.... on UK Testing Wireless Broadband Via Airship · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else see the danger in this? I live in a community of people that like to shoot at things flying overhead. The last thing I need is some drunken redneck shooting down my bandwidth out of boredom.

  23. Oh boy... on Australian Firm Asks SCO To Detail Evidence · · Score: 0

    Time for Crocodile Dundee to go to court and kill the biggest scaly bastard of them all!

  24. Austin Powers! on Lie Detector Glasses Coming Soon · · Score: 0

    I can see it now! I'm gonna go to the club wearing these... "Do I make you horny baby?"

  25. Imagine the havoc... on Toyota Offers Automatic Parallel Parking Option · · Score: 0

    when someone that programs these things gets pissed over getting screwed over on a promotion and misplaces a decimal in some "vital" formula on judging distance between objects and the car... or makes the car go forward into traffic instead of backwards into the parking space.... now multiply that by 1000 cars. Insurance companies will go bankrupt... then again... is this a bad thing?