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  1. I keep mine ... on Cell Phone Radiation Emission Tests Assume Use of Belt Clip · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... in my fanny pack. So it can keep my "gun" warm.

    And by "gun" I mean gun.

  2. Suddenly? on The Missile Impasse In the Iran Negotiations · · Score: 1

    Who brought up missiles this late in the negotiations? Someone with a vested interest in screwing up a settlement.

    Three guesses who is running around behind the scenes queering the deal. And you will have two to spare.

  3. Re:Don't buy it! on For £70,000, You Might Be Able to Own an Enigma · · Score: 1

    Winston Churchill himself actually ordered the plans for the Colossus electronic computer (built to crack the Geheimschreiber) was to be destroyed and the machines (there were several at that time) to be broken up, no piece to be bigger than a man's fist.

    Yes. Oddly enough, the British shared their cryptanalysis work with the USA, including their design of the Colussus machines*. After the war, the Americans never destroyed their plans and based a lot of commercial computing development on these designs.

    *There was an interesting anecdote about a visit by American engineers to Bletchley Park. The original Colussus was based on relay logic and the US engineers had built their own copy to this design. When a newer version of the Colussus was built, the British had developed vacuum tube logic. When the Americans were shown the new machine, they asked if they could see it while it was running. The British engineers informed them that it was (the newer vacuum tube machines being very quiet compared to relay logic).

  4. Re:Optimism, and profits ... on The Cure Culture: Our Obsession With Cures That Are 'Just Around the Corner' · · Score: 2

    And you can only sell a cure once. Treatments are repeat business.

  5. Re:What if the brain itself uses these algorithms? on Google Applies For Patents That Touch On Fundamental AI Concepts · · Score: 2

    I'm afraid you will just have to stop thinking.

    Fortunately, this seems to be the goal of most of Google's advertisers. Just sit back and enjoy the cat videos.

  6. Re:Truck factor? on Calculating the Truck-Factor of Popular Open Source Projects · · Score: 1

    bus factor

    Politically incorrect. Busses: good. Trucks: bad.

  7. I know the feeling on New Horizons Gets Closer to Pluto, But Mystery Spots Now Out of Sight · · Score: 0

    Every time I go to the doctor with some strange spots, they mysteriously clear up.

  8. Re:lets count the ways this is idiotic on Boeing Patents an Engine Run By Laser-Generated Fusion Explosions · · Score: 1

    2) Garbage patent
    to secure a patent,the invention has to be "enabled"

    From the USPTO website:

    "The specification must include a written description of the invention and of the manner and process of making and using it, and is required to be in such full, clear, concise, and exact terms as to enable any person skilled in the technological area to which the invention pertains, or with which it is most nearly connected, to make and use the same."

    Lets see someone build a fusion propulsion engine. I'll be amazed.

    Lets see the USPTO actually enforce their own requirement as a condition of granting a patent. My amazement will be multiplied tenfold.

  9. If I end up ... on New Letters Added To the Genetic Alphabet · · Score: 1

    ... with a copy of Milla Jovovich, I'm OK with this.

  10. Re:Fusion vs fission on Boeing Patents an Engine Run By Laser-Generated Fusion Explosions · · Score: 1

    Or, if some smart guy has the ability to overcome the fusion break even problem, he looks around, realizes that a bunch of corporations are sitting on bullshit patents, (We have no idea how to build it. But we have a patent on some imaginary crap that makes some overlapping claims.) and says, "Screw fusion. I'm going to build the Son of Twitter."

    This is why, in order to patent something, you should have to bring a working model in and show it to the patent examiner.

  11. Re:Targeted ads? on Adblock Plus Reduces University's Network Traffic By 25 Percent · · Score: 1

    Magazine ads don't squirm and wriggle around,

    High Times ads excepted.

  12. Re:extra paperwork AND extra money on The Uber Economy Needs a New Category of Worker · · Score: 2

    Incorporate in a state with lower taxes and fees. Delaware comes to mind as a popular location. Or the Cayman Islands.

  13. Re:Salvaging Mercury on Bomb Squad Searches House Over Teenager's Chemistry Experiments · · Score: 1

    Mercury Thermostat

    That would be a bi-metal thermostat with a mercury tilt switch, right?

    Since TFA said he was salvaging mercury switches (plural), he's either making a bunch of thermostats (or a bunch of bombs). Neither seem likely, so I assumed he was trying to accumulate a significant quantity of mercury for something else.

  14. Salvaging Mercury on Bomb Squad Searches House Over Teenager's Chemistry Experiments · · Score: 2

    First thing that crossed my mind was this kid is trying to make a Sprengel pump.

  15. You Insensitive Clod! on NVIDIA Shakes Its Flowing Mane With Life-Like HairWorks 1.1 Demo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some of us would be happy just to have bald spots rendered properly.

  16. Re:Colors you can see on There Aren't a Trillion Different Smells After All · · Score: 3, Funny

    Evidently you've never heard anyone try to sing the Star Spangled Banner (To Anacreon in Heaven) at a basball game.

  17. Re:Webassembly means... on WebAssembly and the Future of JavaScript · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a book out already.

  18. Re:Nothing to see here... on Glitches: United Airlines Grounds All Flights, NYSE Suspends Trading · · Score: 1

    Oblig xkcd

  19. Welcome ... on China's Stock Crash: $3.5 Trillion Wiped Out, $2.6 Trillion Frozen · · Score: 1

    ... to the capitalism club. You are having your initiation market crash. The subsequent depression shouldn't be too bad, as you are already familiar with policies of the New Deal. Let's just hope it doesn't take a world war to get your economy back on its feet.

  20. I define terror ... on Senate Advances Plan To Make Email and Social Sites Report Terror Activity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... as someone operating outside the purview of our court system running around threatening me with prison time should I fail to hand over my data.

  21. But Siemens, your motors ... on Siemens Sends Do-Not-Fly Order For Pipistrel's All-Electric Channel Crossing · · Score: 1

    ... are still OK for our centrifuges?

    Yours truly,
    Ali Khamenei

  22. Ghetto Blaster Solution on Two-Pounder From Lenovo Might Be Too Light For Comfort · · Score: 1

    Just like all those annoying radio/cassette players that kids used to haul around on their shoulder: Basically a nearly empty plastic box with tiny little speakers. And some big iron weights glued inside.

  23. Re:more important question... on The Mob's IT Department · · Score: 1

    That's where the farm is that we send all our ageing cats and dogs.

  24. Re:They are trying to get off... on The Mob's IT Department · · Score: 2, Interesting

    skip the police go to the feds

    Go to the feds carefully. And anonymously.

    We had a guy who 'went to the feds' with a bunch of damning evidence on a corrupt outfit in my town. The feds he went to were already pwned by the company (see: regulatory capture). They just said, "Not interested." The they called the company up and told them who had snatched the documents so they could go to the police and have him charged with theft.

    This guy should have set up an anonymous connection and not surfaced until he saw the feds marching executives off to the Crowbar Hilton.

  25. Re:They are trying to get off... on The Mob's IT Department · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You walk into the local PD.

    Walk. How 20th Century.

    You establish some anonymous communications with FBI/CBP/etc. (or your nation's equivalent) at their HQ. Not the local police department on the Texas-Mexico border. The latter have mostly been pwned by the drug lords. So you exchange public keys with the FBI and establish yourself as an unwilling insider. You set up a deal for immunity and a contact name and pass phrase that you can drop when the DEA storms the facility and hauls everyone out (including yourself) in handcuffs when the gang is busted. Until then, nobody needs to know who you are. If talk inside the gang turns toward looking for a snitch, you can always go silent if it looks like your law enforcement contact might have been dirty. And at this point, nobody will know who you are IRL.

    If there is a leak in HQ and you or your family end up dead, you can arrange a 'dead man switch' on a server that forwards all your correspondence to the New York Times, Guardian, Wikileaks, and anyone else willing to print an expose on corrupt law enforcement in bed with the mob.