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  1. It's not the guy in the room on How Microsoft Develops Its Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the guy(s) in the board room I'd worry more about.

  2. Re:Damnit on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1

    Yes. But it is popular culture (like bread mould) and if you wanted to try to sopund English (as opposed to Scots or Welsh) then this is not the role model to choose.

  3. Re:Damnit on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1

    It's easy as long as you don't sound like Dick Van Dike.
    " Up the apple and pears me ol' china muffin gum an' give yer plates of meat a rest so get those daisy roots orf, Mary Poppins"
    and you'll do fine, just avoid words like "actually, old boy" and "I say there", in fact any typical "English" phrase seen in any American film, especially Disney, none of those have been used here for decades.

  4. What if on Moon Rocket Scrubbed and Blown Dry · · Score: 1

    The label says dry-clean only?

  5. Re:I've advised several friends on digital camera. on Beyond Megapixels - Part III · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember watching a review of digital cameras on a gadget show a year or so ago. The reviewer pointed out that the key to the image was the lens, if that is bad, then nothing else matters.

    Don't talk pixels, talk optics.

  6. BBC to RIAA on RIAA Protests Digital Radio · · Score: 0

    "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

  7. Breaks the laptop design assumption that on Heat Insulators for Laptops · · Score: -1

    Your lap is also a heatsink.

  8. Re:I blame Plato for all this confusion on Atlantis: Discovered at Last? · · Score: 0

    Translated entry from Plato's "Roungh Guide to the World"
    Atlantis: Mostly Harmless

  9. A conversation overheard at ESA on First Science From A Virtual Observatory · · Score: 1, Funny

    RIMMER: But a Black Hole's a huge, compacted star! It's millions of miles wide! Why didn't you see it on the radar screen?
    HOLLY: Well, the thing about a Black Hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, your basic space colour is black. So how are you s'posed to see them?
    RIMMER: But thrity of them! How can you be ambushed by thirty Black Holes?
    HOLLY: Always the way, isn't it? You look into Deep Space for years and you don't see one. Then, all of a sudden, thirty all turn up at once.

    Modified from Red Dwarf, Series 3, Episode 2 "Marooned"

  10. Re:Free information. on Colossus has been Rebuilt · · Score: 1, Interesting

    At the end of the war, the British Gov gave Enigma machines out to various bits of the Commonwealth to use. I think that this is mentioned in Simon Singhs The Code Book, but I could be wrong.
    Nobody in the outside world, not even the Germans(though some has suspected), knew that Enigma had been broken till IIRC the 1960's.

  11. Re:A modern PC could emulate it in physics! on Colossus has been Rebuilt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Quite a few years ago there was an interview with one of the guys who worked on the Colossus. He stated that he had produced a machine code implementation of the task and ran it on the best PC he could find (may have been a PI or PII), expecting the PC code to run faster. He was surprised to find that Colossus was still much faster.

  12. Shopping on Internet Grocery Shopping Slowly Gaining Ground · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We use a mixture of on-line and local stores, mind you, our on-line shopping is all from major UK chains. Not having a car, it's much nicer than battling on the bus with shopping to have assorted munchies delivered to your door.

  13. Re:Who Cares? on Simulate "The Day After Tomorrow" On Your PC · · Score: -1

    It should be Tokyo being destroyed, by Godzilla wearing ear-muffs and a scarf.

  14. Experiment suggests it's static on Can Cell Phones Ignite Gasoline Vapors? · · Score: -1

    In the UK there was a pop-science programme called Brainiac, amongs there experiments was an attempt to set light to petrol fumes using a mobile phone which went like this:
    [1] Take a small caravan
    [2] Douse inside with petrol and leave pools of the stuff in trays
    [3] Put at least 5 mobile phones in the caravan in various locations
    [4] Shut the caravan door and leave for a while for the fumes to build up
    [5] Ring the phones

    Nothing happened, they then tried to use static electricity to ignite the fumes, que one long wire and a guy standing on an insulating mat. After half a minute of rubbing hands together and building up a static charge, he touched the wire and kaboom whent the caravan.

  15. Re:I want a gay robot on What Sex is Your Robot? · · Score: -1

    But would you keep it in the closet?

  16. A nautical option on Sasser Worm Takes Down UK's Coastguard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Possessing a long maritime tradition, here in the UK we could offer the writers a selection punishments [1] Keel Hauling from stem to stern [2] Flogging with a cat-o'-9 tails [3] Hanging (if the worm caused a fire in a naval dockyard) [4] Run the Gauntlet [5] Picking okum

  17. Fun with a laser welder on Need A Few Post-Its Around The Office? · · Score: 0

    At a previous job one of the most subtle tricks was to drill a very small hole in a persons mug with a laser welder, this resulted in a very slow leak, a slowly expanding puddle and a puzzled mug owner.
    When I worked at University, one Christmas we turned our shared office into a "fairly grotty" using expanded polystyrene chips as snow, much to the horror of the German exchange student who also used the office.

  18. Goon password extraction on Giving Up Passwords For Chocolate · · Score: 0

    Count Moriarty: Will you give me your password for this chocolate bar?
    Grytpype-Thynne: What, how dare your, sir. I'll have you know that I'm a patriotic English gentleman!
    Count Moriarty: Which means?
    Grytpype-Thynne: I'll only do it for money

  19. Reptiles invasion moon on Hubble Photo of Sedna Suprises Astronomers · · Score: 0

    This is the hollow moon that contains the reptile invasion forces, only it has run out of gas. This explains it's position and slow rate of rotation. NASA doctored the Hubble photo to remove the image of the Captain walking to Neptune with a gas can.

  20. Ring warble bloop splang! on Why Mobile Phones Are Annoying · · Score: 0, Funny

    Hello? Yes hello slashdot, what? I'M ON THE TRAIN. No it's not annoying, Hello, What? Say that again? No it's just the same as taking to the person next to you. Hang on a bit we are about to go through, I SAID WE ARE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH A TUNNE........boop, boop, boop For full effect, turn this all into caps.

  21. Very Slender Vessels on Insider's Look at High-Tech High-Speed Navy Vessel · · Score: 0

    UK special forces have used these VSV's for high-speed insertion of troops, not data. Saw some film of one of these many years ago, it was dammed fast, not that bothered by high seas either as it just cut through the waves even if it meant being submerged for a few seconds.

  22. The punchline on Buckyballs Kill Fish · · Score: -1

    The findings have yet to be peer-reviewed. News just in... An further experiment has produces tantalising evidence that the buckyballs were put there by giant doughnut-eating anti-science squid funded by Prince Charles (him of the grey goo of doom fame) seeking to frame the nano-tech developers thereby allowing the House of Windsor and their squid allies to corner the world market in kidney beans, however the findings have yet to be peer-reviewed.

  23. Greetings on Prothon - A New Prototype-based Language · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I welcome our new industrial-stength prototyping overlords

  24. Re:OK ... Tivo officially doesn't get it. on Tivo Plans Commercials On Demand · · Score: 0

    I like targeted content, gives me a sence of satisfaction when I avoid it.

  25. tux on SCO Seeks Licenses Down Under · · Score: 0

    couldn't give a scox for anything else