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Tivo Plans Commercials On Demand

MCSqrd writes "News.com reports that Tivo will soon feature interactive ads that apparently link from ordinary television commercials. Viewers can activate the link and view extended, interactive content about the product being advertised. Tivo hopes to 'tune in' to a way to keep advertisers on their side since the idea of TV commercials being made obsolete because of PVRs has made them an enemy to marketing departments everywhere. Is anyone else reminded of the blipverts from the Max Headroom series?"

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  1. Might be news to you, but it was always there. by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is not a new TiVo feature, it's an underused one at this point. There are a few car company ads that are presently use it.

    The way it works is that the sponsors purchase a TiVo Showcase package, which is an advertising section that has always been part of TiVo. The Showcases can be filled with video content that is spliced out of the "Teleworld Infomercial"... a quasi-weekly program that TiVo purchases during the early morning hours on the Discovery Channel that all TiVos are programmed to return.

    The sponsors then purchase a typical campaign's worth standard 30-second TV spots, and they encode in the VBI (the same place where Closed Captioning hides) a signals that all TiVos understand. This signal tells the TiVo that whenever this spot is encountered, to display a "Press Thumbs Up For More Information" icon while it is playing. If the user gives the confirming thumbs up signal on their remote, they're transported directly to the Showcase section for that sponsor. Whenever the user chooses to leave the Showcase, they'll be returned to exactly where they were in whatever program they were viewing.

    You might be surprised to know that TiVo is recording this Teleworld Infomercial program, because it's never directly displayed in the user interface. You also might think that TiVo is kidnapping some of your diskspace... but in fact they're saving the ad content to the "reserved section" of TiVo's funky Linux-based OS. You never had access to that disk volume, and they already subtracted this space from the advertised hour-wise capacity of a unit. If you upgrade your TiVo's HD size, all of the additional space created goes to user recordings, the reserved space stays the same size.

    Gotta give TiVo credit, they're finding a revenue model that actually issues a challenge to advertisers... come up with some ad content that makes people want to watch it.

    1. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by greenskyx · · Score: 1

      I'de be willing to watch information about upcoming movies.... Tivo already has some of that stuff in their current advertising setup.

    2. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by silentbozo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Damn, that's a good idea. Full length trailers stored on your Tivo, so you can pick through what's playing at your local theatre without having to go hunting around on the web, waiting for the trailers to download. I wish I had that capability on my ReplayTV :(

    3. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I willing watched a Ford commercial about a 500 HP car they got coming out soon, and the Chevy showcase that they had a couple of months ago. Some of the showcase things are goofy, but I guess they have a large potential audience to vie for, and rotate ads accordingly. Heck, they are about the only commercials I watch now. Occasionally, I will find myself catching a glimpse of an interesting commercial while in 30 second skip and will rewind it to see what the ad was. I'm MadAve's wet dream, someone who will seek out their commercials, but it has to look interesting in the .000045 seconds it takes me to hit the 30 second button again :^)

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    4. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Right now they have some trailers once in a while, but I am sure Tivo has to be paid for them to push it out there.

      Too bad... maybe Tivos will continue to evolve and they will become the set to interative box we have always read about... able to get all the movie times, buy tickets, order chineese food.. whatever. Maybe when everyone has broadband...

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    5. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, TiVo has figured out that it's much easier for them to throw out data over the broadcast airwaves. DirecTV-tied units get almost all of their data via download of a datastream on the satellites, and only use the modem call to send upbound reports. TiVo presently sends out software updates via the modem because they perfer to slowly roll out new versions to randomly selected customers before pushing them to the general population.

    6. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, mine (I have two version 1 tivos) is set up to do all updates via a Wi-Fi connection. It's not really set up for it, but if you hack your tivo you can set it up to download forcasts, email, and the like. I agree that for video it's a lot better just to buy the time on the Discovery channel and have the machine save it, but what I was saying is that Tivo boxes could probably also do some of the services that cable companies were supposed to do better than they do now. With the services that have came out for version 2 tivos, it looks like they are headed that direction themselves.

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    7. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by antic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The killer idea will be this:

      User must watch 5 ads in any given ad break. If an ad comes on that they're not interested in, they just hit NEXT. They can keep calling up new ads, but they must fully play 5 before the program will continue. That way, consumers are shown stuff in which they're interested, and advertisers aren't wasting impressions on others.

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    8. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by saden1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The only interaction I want with commercials is when i press fast forward. Actually, I don't want to interact with them at all if possible.I know what I want and Amazon.com servers my need for reviews quite well.

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    9. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...and they already have the basic system to do a lot of this. Instead of pressing thumbs up for the SHOWS they'll be doing that for the commercials, too... they can get a database of liked commercials just like they can get a database of liked tv shows.

      now all you have to do is get the custom commercials down to the machine.

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    10. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by Skidge · · Score: 5, Informative

      As far as viewing movie times, there's a project on sourceforge called JavaHMO which is a Java-based replacement for TiVo's Home Media Option server. In addition to the normal functionality of playing mp3s and viewing photos, it allows you to view local movie times and weather forcasts through your TiVo's HMO menu. I played around with it a while ago and though it was rough around the edges at the time, it showed some nice promise. I'm not sure what it's like with current versions.

    11. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by mog007 · · Score: 1

      There is a way to get trailers online, plus they're direct downloads, not streamed.

    12. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Amen to that, brother.

      I think we should lobby for government to mandate that broadcasters transmit some sort of machine-readable flag to indicate whether content is "editorial" or "advertising". Of course, the specs should be open.

      I would also like to see a television set with advert-blocking features given to the Queen. Then, if anybody shows an advert with the flag set incorrectly -- so the Queen's set shows it, when it was set not to -- they've just committed treason!

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    13. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      What happens if you actually leave the room while the advert breaks are on? You know, some of us get thirsty, so we get up and light the kettle ..... and all that tea or coffee has to go somewhere in the end, which is another reason to get up .....

      I don't see that there is anything the advertisers can do about this, unless they broadcast "capttchas" in along with the adverts, which must be solved in order to confirm that you have actually been paying attention to them.

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    14. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by ozbon · · Score: 1

      It's not just TiVo. In the UK, Sky TV has their "red button" interactive service, and I've noticed recently that some adverts now have the "press the red button to see extended footage of this advert".

      Adidas has been a case in point for this, having extra footage of their Ali fight ad. etc.

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    15. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by MCSqrd · · Score: 1

      From the article linked: "Video-to-video is similar to a service TiVo has previously sold without much demand. But the company hopes the new promotions will better lure marquee advertisers." Yes, I think the point is that they're trying to aggressively leverage this idea now. Plus, what is new is the "video-to-video" concept. You're zipping by an on-air commercial but you see a Porsche logo and a link. You activate the link and watch a three-minute commercial that is itself enhanced with more links and features. It's an attempt to more directly combat the fly-by of the commercials themselves, I gather.

    16. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by iainl · · Score: 1

      Yes, its handy that stuff - I've just recently bought a new car, and the 'press red for us to send you a brochure' on adverts was less hassle than digging out a website in order to order one from each manufacturer.

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    17. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      It's also old news to those of us in the old world. Sky Digital has had this sort of thing for ages. When watching advertisments on digital you will get a small pop-up which suggests that pressing the red button will take you to more information. This can be anything and everything.

      It's also used on British digital television for interactive content associated with television programming. For example, there was a programme on Great Britons and asked the audience to choose who they thought was the greatest. On digital TV you could read more about them, make a choice, even see real time data on how each candidate was doing.

      Finally there's some quite nice gimmicky uses for it. The Simpsons on Sky are sponsored by Dominos Pizza and a little mini-ad is played before and after the commercial breaks. During this period you're invited to press the red button which takes you to a page where you can order a pizza from them.

      Once you have digital television and a return path the uses are endless.

    18. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by oscarm · · Score: 1

      About a week ago, Ie installed the latest version of JavaHMO and it works great. I didn't get the feeling that it's rough around the edges. Seems like a lot of work has gone into it lately. The only bug I encountered was the installer crashing at 80% but theres a documented way to install from a regular zip file.

    19. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

      You might be surprised to know that TiVo is recording this Teleworld Infomercial program, because it's never directly displayed in the user interface. You also might think that TiVo is kidnapping some of your diskspace... but in fact they're saving the ad content to the "reserved section" of TiVo's funky Linux-based OS. You never had access to that disk volume, and they already subtracted this space from the advertised hour-wise capacity of a unit. If you upgrade your TiVo's HD size, all of the additional space created goes to user recordings, the reserved space stays the same size.

      This is simply not true. TiVO has kidnapped my programming time. When I added an 80 gig hard drive to my original 14 hour TiVO, some if it was lost to this.

      I think that this is questionable morally. TiVO is forcing me to record content I don't want, using my resources, and causing wear and tear on my machine.

    20. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by Kallahar · · Score: 1

      The feature can also be disabled in Settings. Personally I can't stand having a flashing i pop up when watching TV, but if you like ads then it's a great addition.

      One thing I didn't like about the showcase is when I went to it one time it had a cool car commercial. There were several to choose from so I chose the first one. Then I went back to watch #2, but the ad had already moved on to something irrelevant. Oh well.

    21. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by wharrislv · · Score: 1

      So you didn't think it was slow at all? I mean...it takes forEVER for those features to load up. My tivo is cabled into the other room to a 2.4ghz dedicated server and it still runs like a dog. It is just too slow to use.

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    22. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by digerata · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in how they handle other costs besides the purchase of a time slice. Things like, talent payments, music rights, etc. are all overhead that must be considered when airing a TV spot. If these are run more than what the company expected, they may be paying more money then wanted.

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    23. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by snakeOil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the idea and implementation had been around for years. I used to work with an ITV platform called Wink that had it. One of their major revenue sources were these ads.

      Btw, for those of you who had it (DirecTV being the biggest carrier), it came up as a little "i" on the top-left corner of the screen. The main problem of these interactive ads was the "interactive" part. With the time needed for the itv ad to come up plus the time needed to read the ad plus the time needed for the "interactive" part of pressing a button to order a brochure or something, the commercial was over!

      Well, DirecTV didn't renew the Wink contract in December 2003 so don't bother looking for those ads anymore. Some cable companies still carries it, though.

    24. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by Casca · · Score: 1

      TIVO should team up with WalMart. Whenever a commercial comes up, and is for a product that you want, you could push the thumbs up button and purchase that item. Get stuff shipped right to your home. Advertisers would piss themselves for this type of service.

      BTW, I hate WalMart.

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    25. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Really, when it comes to an extended form of an existing ad, it's close to zero. Everybody's already paid to be on the set all day to create 30 seconds. They usually also create a 60 second edit using material left out of the 30 second version. Just find some more good footage in the day's shooting and they have their 180 second edition... it's all done in editing.

    26. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by digerata · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't mean the extended form. I'm speaking of fees that are made up of # of views. If a song by band x is a spot that's played 10,000 times, they get paid more than if it was played 8,000 times.

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    27. Re:Might be news to you, but it was always there. by antic · · Score: 1

      On one hand, I don't think that's a real negative, as my proposal would be an improvement on the existing system -- users would see more ads they were interested in or found entertaining, advertisers would have better targetting, and the media giants in the middle would just charge everyone more.

      But as you've suggested, one thing further that could apply to some (but not all ads) would be a little quiz to show that users were paying attention. "What discount are we offering on office chairs? 20%, 30% or 50%", etc.

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  2. Hey, we've got those on the web by ObviousGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Advertisers can put ads on websites and if a user is attracted and interested in the product, they can click the banner and learn more about the product.

    The system doesn't work.

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    1. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Google AdWords doesn't work at all. But maybe you can hear hear me back there in 2000.

    2. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Informative

      "The system doesn't work."

      Are you saying that banner ads don't work? (Or are you referring to TiVo? Not sure I understand the phrasing of your sentence here. If I misread your point I'm sorry.)

      Banner ads do work. That's why Slashdot's still here. If people are genuinely interested in the product being advertised, they go click the link. What doesn't work is that you can only get so much from them. Putting a Tampax banner on Slashdot isn't going to generate a lot of hits. Putting a ThinkGeek banner on Slashdot, however, generates a lot of views from interested people.

      There are ways to make advertising work on the web. The first step, however, is not to get your hopes up high about how many people will come. The second is to target your audience. The third is to make your banner provide information that they're interested in. A whoopdeedoo flashy banner won't work as well as saying "This item is cool, here's why."

      So could the TiVo think work? Potentially, yes. Start small. The R2D2 toy comes to mind. Show an ad for that during Enterprise. How many people watching that show would click the button? How many of those are genuinely interesting advertising hits? Think about it.

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    3. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advertisers can put ads on websites and if a user is attracted and interested in the product, they can click the banner and learn more about the product.

      Yes, but that would mean that we have to get up off our tv-watching asses to go to the computer and waste valuable tv watching time. Unless, of course, we have a web browser on our TV ala MythTV or such...

    4. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by trick-knee · · Score: 1

      > So could the TiVo think work? Potentially, yes. Start small. The R2D2 toy comes to mind.

      that sounds like asking for failure. companies like Nike are where the advertizing money is. and demographics can get confusing.

      how do you acheive the equivalent of getting slashdot surfers to want to click on a McDonalds banner ad? I think Tivo should mix in what they know viewers like, even if it is completely unrelated. pr0n comes to mind, with Pepsi product placement. ugh.

    5. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You nailed it. I am a capitalist to the core, but damn these ad companies are getting annoying! I suppose they havent figured out yet, that no matter how many Pepsi ads they run, I will drink coke, because I prefer the taste. Interactive ads, space ads, why not just put CHA on the moon and get it over with?

    6. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


      The system doesn't work.

      I'm not sure that I agree. What doesn't work is untargeted advertising. But I find that I do a fair amount of clicking on google sponsored links; the sponsored links are relevant to something that I'm interested in. If TiVo were to, say, offer me previews of movies that matched what it already knew about my viewing habits, I'd be inclined to watch them. I can say that my interest in Dawn of the Dead shot up after watching the blurbs that TiVo had for me.

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    7. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by filmsmith · · Score: 1

      Wait!

      What's this about an R2D2 toy?

      fs

    8. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by MBCook · · Score: 1
      That's one thing that's always amazed me. While I realize that it's nice to introduce you brand to kids early (so they grow up thinking "if I want X, brand Y is the first that comes to mind), I'm always suprised at what I see.

      I see car dealerships advertising themselves (not selling a specific car or brand, but the dealership chain) during kids shows. I've seen tampax commercials and such during kids shows. Or how many kids do you think need those medic-alert bracelts for when you fall down and can't get up? I've seen ads for diet centeres during kids shows. And when I say this stuff, I'm not talking shows aimed at LITTLE kids where a parrent is probably watching, but ads during shows for an 8-10 year old where there is a good chance the parrent isn't watching. I realise there are some versions where it can make sense, but all too often it's just... odd.

      How many 10 year olds want to go see the latest "feel good movie of the year" (you know, something like "Radio" that they could care less about).

      I also find the number of ads for kids products during adult shows (ER, etc) amazing, although I realize they're there because the parrents of the kids they are targeting are watching. Still seems odd to me though.

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    9. Re:Hey, we've got those on the web by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      how do you acheive the equivalent of getting slashdot surfers to want to click on a McDonalds banner ad?

      Maybe if they delivered?...

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  3. Commercials? by elcheesmo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why would you link from commercials that nobody watches if they have a TiVo anyways?

    1. Re:Commercials? by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

      TiVo actually has research to prove that people will actually rewatch a Pepsi comercial if Britney Spears is performing a dance routine while singing the soda company's jingle.

      So it's not fair to say that nobody watches comercials with a TiVo... it's just that the ad sponsors have to come up with comercials people will want to watch when given the ability to "gong" them off the stage with a fast forward button.

    2. Re:Commercials? by dnahelix · · Score: 1

      "gong" them off the stage

      Beautiful analogy!

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    3. Re:Commercials? by boisepunk · · Score: 3, Funny
      it's just that the ad sponsors have to come up with comercials people will want to watch

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    4. Re:Commercials? by amcox · · Score: 1

      As dissapointing as it is, I find myself watching Live TV sometimes, even though I have a TiVo. (I blame my sisters for clogging the HD with crap, but I digress.) So this feature would work there. There are also times where I'll watch commercials to kill time while someone is up from their seat or something, another opportunity for advertisers. And then, as others have mentioned, some commercials just beg to be watched over and over again.

      Which actually brings up an interesting new phenomena. If a commercial looks cool, I occasionally stop the fast forwarding through it to watch. There's a challege, make your ad interesting enough to grab a viewer's attention, even when being played at triple FF.

    5. Re:Commercials? by JVert · · Score: 1

      Yea, I admit I will watch a commercial if its the first time i've seen it and its not for drugs, cars or pet food (those are pretty easy to spot in the first few miliseconds).

      Tivo did actully have a thumbs up feature during a commercial for a tv show, press thumbs up to schedule it to be recorded, I was so excited I pressed thumbs up even though I was already scheduled to record it! I've only seen that once though, I think its alot better feature then the "let us guess what you might like".

    6. Re:Commercials? by Canadian1729 · · Score: 1

      This is what's great about TV. I don't mind commercials so much, it's just that most are so horrible. Maybe with a lot of people having TiVo's, commercials will become more entertaining.

      Then again, it's much more likely they'll be replaced with product placements or ads taking up half the screen during content. As it is, I find the pop-up station logos so invasive I cancelled everything but the basic channels. If the commercials become invasive, I'll just cancel everything and buy the DVDs of the shows I like.

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    7. Re:Commercials? by KshGoddess · · Score: 1

      I've seen that mostly on NBC (probably because I'm a Law & Order junkie) -- it's fascinating, but I typically don't record one-off shows (miniseries are different). That's why they make season passes.

      I really wish they'd do that more on some of the other channels. I end up half-watching commercials sometimes when I'm doing other things than just watching TV (washing dishes, making dinner, wandering aimlessly around the house), think 'oh, that's cool. I might want to watch that show later.' and then forget all about it.

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    8. Re:Commercials? by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

      NBC is the major user of that automatic scheduling capability. However, in order to see it, you must be looking at a promo for an upcoming show that hasn't already aired yet. Most TiVo users are more than a couple days behind in their TV viewing and therefore are too late to have the automatic scheduler work, the show being promoted is already in the past.

    9. Re:Commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's great if Britney's on a Pepsi commercial. I'll watch it over and over again. The real question is will I go out and buy a Pepsi. iTunes promotion or not, I don't drink the stuff. So Britney isn't generating Pepsi any income from my obsessive viewing of the ad. One could even argue that Pepsi could lose money on the deal if TiVo informs them that I watched the ad 100 times and bills them accordingly.

      Of course one could also argue that my time is money, and I'm losing out on the deal as well. But Britney watching doesn't really waste my time, and I'm still not sending any money to Pepsi for putting britney on my screen.

      Who cares how often we watch an ad. It's how we vote with our dollars that really matters.

    10. Re:Commercials? by MCSqrd · · Score: 1

      I believe that what's new about it is that the link shows up even while you're fast-forwarding. Not sure about that, though.

    11. Re:Commercials? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      If the commercials become invasive, I'll just cancel everything and buy the DVDs of the shows I like.

      If they even make it to DVD with the drop in first-run ratings as more people do as you would.

      It would take a major trend of people turning off from TV to get producers to seriously consider direct-to-DVD series releases as a viable market. Except then the ads will be recorded to the DVDs in unskippable form, and it will unlikely you'll find ads from anyone other than national vendors.

      Advertisers will chase you down no matter what you do. Compare spam that employs more and more creative methods to bypass filters.

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    12. Re:Commercials? by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      TiVo actually has research to prove that people will actually rewatch a Pepsi comercial if Britney Spears is performing a dance routine while singing the soda company's jingle.

      I think it's the jiggle, not the jingle, that gets people rewinding.

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    13. Re:Commercials? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      So it's not fair to say that nobody watches comercials with a TiVo... it's just that the ad sponsors have to come up with comercials people will want to watch when given the ability to "gong" them off the stage with a fast forward button.

      That's right on the mark... while I don't have a TIVO, I do record around 10 episodes per week off the tube for transfer to DVD-R (3 eps/disc).

      If I see a good commercial, a lot of times I'll snip it out and put a few of them in an extra menu on the disc. Usually there's 1 or 2 commercials per hour that I'll snag (ending up with around 6 commercials on each disc).

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  4. Tivo needs ads like google. by ---s3V3n--- · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Now if only Tivo got some google sense and tied their ads into keywords (which could be easily fetched on most channels supporting captions).

    Googled has proven that targeted ads work, why not try it in Tivo.

    1. Re:Tivo needs ads like google. by telstar · · Score: 1
      "Googled has proven that targeted ads work, why not try it in Tivo."
      • Because TiVo collects aggregate usage statistics but does not tie those statistics to individual users.
    2. Re:Tivo needs ads like google. by ---s3V3n--- · · Score: 1

      Nothing needs to be tied into individual usage statistics. You just need to tie ads into what the closed caption words say. To target the content of the show, now what the user likes.

    3. Re:Tivo needs ads like google. by sn2k · · Score: 1

      Ads already are targeted. The advertisers choose which shows to put their ads on based on who they think are watching. Plus, tivo has nothing to do with chosing which ads are shown. Would you really want to buy a product that inserts ads into your TV watching

    4. Re:Tivo needs ads like google. by unborracho · · Score: 1

      i actually found myself clicking a google ad-link today... funny you mention "that they actually work". It must have been the first Advertisment on a webpage i've clicked in a long time.

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  5. This is no blipvert... by LostCluster · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is anyone else reminded of the blipverts from the Max Headroom series?"
    No, because this is the inverse of a blipvert. A blipvert was a split-second commerical inserted into Network XXIII programs, which had the unfortunate side effect of causing overweight viewers to explode.

    This feature actually requires user input (a confirming click of the green Thumbs Up key during the conventional 30-second ad) in order to jump to a 3-minute presentation that has been stored on the TiVo harddrive. The user can bail out of the 3-minute presentation at any time and return to their "live" stream whenever they want. TiVo will do the favor of pausing the program at exactly the point they left it, where the user can fast-forward to catch up as much as they want.

    1. Re:This is no blipvert... by buddydawgofdavis · · Score: 0

      That is a neat. You gotta hand it to the TIVO guys for coming up with great ideas!

    2. Re:This is no blipvert... by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      which had the unfortunate side effect of causing overweight viewers to explode.

      I'll take this over the flying car any day.

    3. Re:This is no blipvert... by MCSqrd · · Score: 1

      I guess I was thinking of the idea of more content crammed into a split second. If I understood the article correctly, the link shows up even while you're fast-forwarding the Tivo. Somehow that gave me the idea of those blipverts zipping by, somehow sneaking information in. But you're right, it's a vague connection of the two ideas, at best.

    4. Re:This is no blipvert... by buddydawgofdavis · · Score: 1, Informative

      Amazing. The sig is right. That really is the password.

    5. Re:This is no blipvert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blipverts were supposed to stop ad-skipping via channel-switching during commercials. The idea was that the message would be over, and absorbed by the viewer, quicker than the channel could be changed. Sedentary viewers combusting was just an 'unfortunate side-effect.'

      Since this idea is also intended to prevent ad-skipping, just in a different way, the comparison is apt.

      Besides, watching Pepsi ads over and over probably makes sedentary people combust too...

  6. OK ... Tivo officially doesn't get it. by Mori+Chu · · Score: 2, Funny
    The reason people buy Tivo is so that they can AVOID commercials. We don't want special "targeted content" ads that will get sucked down into our Tivos without asking us.

    First my Tivo thinks I'm gay because of that one Queer Eye episode I watched, now this!

    1. Re:OK ... Tivo officially doesn't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, you DON'T EVER have to watch those commercials... so that really isn't a problem. Sometimes, believe it or not, people want to watch them. For instance most of those downloaded commercials are Movie trailers.

      Anyway... there is something else you have to remember. Tivo is walking a fine line here: they have to work with TV networks and, to do so, they have to convince them that they are not trying to wipe out their ad business while also giving their home customers the option of speeding up or not looking at the commercials. It's hard to keep both sides happy but Tivo seems to be pretty good it.

      Look... if this type of thing helps keep idiot Entertainment execs from going sue happy and causing Tivo to die by lawsuit, maybe it's okay. There is a code that you can type in the skip 30 secs at a time... there are other hidden goodies too... it doesn't really hurt anyone.

    2. Re:OK ... Tivo officially doesn't get it. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but what if you where interested in buying something, I'll use a car for example.

      Wouldn't it be nice if TiVO could download informaiton on cars, and then you could have it display that information at your leasure?

      I think TiVo could make a go at that, and it still has enough degrees of seperation that the marketing people can continue to think commercials work as well as they think they do.

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    3. Re:OK ... Tivo officially doesn't get it. by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be nice if TiVO could download informaiton on cars, and then you could have it display that information at your leasure?

      Rather like those mailing lists you can subscribe to when you install your WeatherBug or similar software... the ones that flood your inbox that you never pay attention to, and won't ever go away dispite the fact you are no longer interested.

      Great!

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    4. Re:OK ... Tivo officially doesn't get it. by unborracho · · Score: 1

      People don't buy Tivo's only because they don't want to see commercials, they also buy it so they can watch shows without the hassle of programming their VCR and worrying about whether the tape is set right inside of it (Think a few button clicks on the tivo remote vs. a long string of button and number pushing on the vcr remote).

      Saying that the reason people buy Tivo is only to avoid commercials is not correct.

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    5. Re:OK ... Tivo officially doesn't get it. by FraggedSquid · · Score: 0

      I like targeted content, gives me a sence of satisfaction when I avoid it.

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    6. Re:OK ... Tivo officially doesn't get it. by 42.5 · · Score: 1

      yes.
      Commericial avoidance is a nice to have.

      Automatic recording and time-shifting is must have. e.g. I want to watch hockey games from the east coast (Leafs) but they show at 4pm on NHL CenterIce.

      Tivo (actually DirecTivo) takes care of this fore me.

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  7. You mean this Headroom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://headphone.com/layout.php?topicID=3&subTopic ID=27&productID=0010016005

  8. Data sink by Yonkeltron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's only a matter of time before these ads start becoming more tailored to the individual and they do things to get your personal information like buying from data brokers and taking your registration information from nytimes.com!!!

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    1. Re:Data sink by cujo_1111 · · Score: 1

      taking your registration information from nytimes.com

      Oh no!

      I guess using that generic username of 'abcdef' is gonna confuse the demographic information a bit.

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    2. Re:Data sink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there somewhere in my nytimes account set-up that I can tell it I don't have pets and I don't drive?

  9. In Max Headroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    an off switch on a TV was illegal.

    1. Re:In Max Headroom by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Informative
      Also in the original 'running man' book/story, an excellent read.

      although you could turn the volume to zero...

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  10. They have already done this. by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They already did this, I believe, at least once last year. When a certain car commercial came on (can't remember which one.. maybe M.B. or V.W.) it went to an extended commercial if you wanted by hitting the thumbs up button. Not much to talk about really... the tivo is set up to save messages and commercials from the air at 3:00am on scheduled days.

    There are other types of commercials too... for instance right now there are a couple of previews for Dawn of the Dead. They are just extending this out to more non-entertainment products too. You don't have to watch them if you don't want to.

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    1. Re:They have already done this. by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Last Fall, TiVo had an exclusive movie-trailer like preview of the upcoming season of "24" before the show's season started.

  11. not bad by AnonymousCowheart · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thats actually not too bad of an idea. I know lots of times I'll be watching TV, see something interesting, and then head over to the computer to find out more about it. What would be really cool, if we could pick what type of commercials we want to view. God knows I don't need to see that damn tampax sinking boat commercial one more time! Not a crazy idea, think how well sites like adcritic.com did.

    1. Re:not bad by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      There's already a trend where advertisers create a commercial that starts as a 30-second TV spot, and then ends with a "To be continued at..." sign that directs viewers to their web site for the remaining minutes. The "Ballroom Blitz" car ad is one such example.

      What TiVo's basically offering is a way for the sponsor to have the longform ad sitting on the TiVo and one thumb-click away so the viewer can instantly see the rest on demand...

    2. Re:not bad by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 0

      Not to put a damper on all of this, but when I go online, I try to find information, not marketing fluff. There's a real difference between the two. I don't think it's likely that marketers will actually start putting out the most useful information just because they can get space on a TiVo.

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    3. Re:not bad by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

      I dunno....I think the chick is kind a cute....

      But seriously, the following commercials have got to go:
      -car commercials
      -tampon commercials
      -commercials for medication that don't tell you what the hell it's for
      -ambulance chaser commercials

      the following can stay:
      -Jack in the Box commercials
      -beer commercials, because they're usually entertaining

      I'm sure I'm missing a lot, anyone care to add to either list?

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    4. Re:not bad by lairdb · · Score: 1

      But seriously, the following commercials have got to go:
      [...]
      -commercials for medication that don't tell you what the hell it's for


      Incidentally, this one isn't the advertisers's fault. In the US, the FDA severely limits what you can say about a drug in direct-to-consumer advertising unless you include substanitial chunks of the product insert (i.e. the fine print.)

      For an example, take a look at any magazine ad for a prescription drug -- the front will likely tell you what it's for, but the back will be miles of fine print. They were required to buy that second page of fine print, to be allowed to print the first.

      Inagine what that would look like on your TV.

      --Laird

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    5. Re:not bad by jnicholson · · Score: 1
      That sounds like a poster child situation for the click to view more feature. If the main ad said what it was for, and the click through part had the 'fine print' equivalent, would that satisfy the FDA?

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    6. Re:not bad by lairdb · · Score: 1
      I'm getting beyond my (very limited) expertise in the precise DTC (direct to consumer) advertising rules, but:
      • that wouldn't work for non-TiVo viewers
      • I wouldn't think so anyway, otherwise print ads would just have a footnote "send off for fine print"


      --Laird
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      "...and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys."
  12. I have a feeling... by DanThe1Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a feeling this will be a popular feature with the "Girls Gone Wild" commercials.

  13. No not Max Headroom! by TheOnePath · · Score: 0
    The way things are going it will be more like Starship Troopers...

    Join your local Neighbor Watch program!
    Want to learn more?

    1. Re:No not Max Headroom! by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      The way things are going it will be more like Starship Troopers...

      ["]Join your local Neighbor Watch program!
      Want to learn more?["]


      TheOnePath (757382), I am sure there's something you hold dear to your heart.

      Perhaps it's Jesus Christ, maybe it's The Hobbit, perhaps it's a particular tentacle-rape hentai scene. But whatever it is, you value it, you treasure it, it hold a deep and abiding meaning for you.

      I have been a fan of Robert Heinlein all my life.

      Robert Heinlein wrote the novel Starship Troopers, and while interpretation of the novel remains controversial -- in particular, the continuing debate over the form of government featured in the novel, its moral-philosophic underpinnings, and what, if anything, it reveals about Robert Heinlein -- the novel, as written broaches these questions honestly and discusses them fairly and with some thoroughness for what is, after all, a novel.

      While the society in the novel grants the franchise -- that is, voting rights-- only to those who have completed a term of civil or military service, and while it features rather harsh corporal punishment for crimes, at no point does Heinlein claim it to feature Big Brother-style surveillance or and mandatory militarism beyond high-school classes in "Moral Philosophy". Indeed, at the outset of the novel, Heinlein makes it clear that the main character's family has for several generations done quite well by itself without any of its members joining the military or voting.

      The film Starship Troopers, on the other hand, rips off some superficial aspects of the novel, ignores Heinlein's honest philosophical questions about freedom and responsibility in a civil society, and recasts the characters and the society depicted -- and by extension, Mr. Heinlein -- as purely Fascistic, warmed-over cardboard-cutout sadistic Nazis.

      To put it more succinctly: the film is an abominable piece of shit which is wholly unlike the novel and which besmirches the reputation of the novel's author.

      The film is neither faithful to the original novel, nor in any way fair to Robert Heinlein or his beliefs.

      Please keep in mind, the next time that you want to refer to Paul Verhoeven's bastardized abortion of a film version of Starship Troopers as the real article, that to real fans of Robert Heinlein that is as offensive as would be as would be an "adaptation" of Jesus's life in which Jesus crucifies small animals while shooting heroin and bullying children, or an "adaptation" of The Hobbit in which Gandalf buggers Bilbo and the dwarves join in on it to make it a gang-rape.

    2. Re:No not Max Headroom! by Szefcyk · · Score: 1

      Holy hell...slow down there. While the movie may be an abomination of the book, there's no reason to go off the hook. I doubt if the author of the post you responded to even knew this fact...I know I didn't. Did you see the movie The Hulk? It's nothing compared to the comic books, but I don't go off the hook when people make a reference of the movie. IMHO I enjoyed Starship Troopers!

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    3. Re:No not Max Headroom! by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The film Starship Troopers, on the other hand, rips off some superficial aspects of the novel, ignores Heinlein's honest philosophical questions about freedom and responsibility in a civil society, and recasts the characters and the society depicted -- and by extension, Mr. Heinlein -- as purely Fascistic, warmed-over cardboard-cutout sadistic Nazis.

      Eh? How's that? I recall the film being an excellent rendition of Heinlein's society in Starship Troopers. My only real caveat is that they took out the powered suits. That really bit, in a big way.

      Heinlein tends to trample on several things in many of his books.

      First, he tramples all over controlling governments. That is, governments that try to control their citizens. One way he tends to do it is by presenting governments as always seeking to control citizens and putting his characters at odds with said governments. This is exemplified in the relationship between "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls".

      Second, he likes to reveal the common man for the idiot he is. 'nuff said, I think.

      Third, he likes to stomp on the military, while simultaneously respecting and admiring it. I think he had penis-envy since he became disabled and missed all the really good wars in the last century. So he has a tendency of portraying the military as fascist, and defending it for being so.

      In Starship Troopers, both the novel and the movie, we are presented with a society that has been taken over by the war veterans. The only difference here is that in the book we're given a brief history of the fact, which is left out of the movie (probably would have added bloat to the movie). Never in the whole movie is the society given as a big-brother fascist sort of society. Quite the contrary, the kid's fight with his parents was all about freedom of choice, and the society gave the kid the choice.

      Please keep in mind, the next time that you want to refer to Paul Verhoeven's bastardized abortion of a film version of Starship Troopers as the real article, that to real fans of Robert Heinlein that is as offensive as would be as would be an "adaptation" of Jesus's life in which Jesus crucifies small animals while shooting heroin and bullying children, or an "adaptation" of The Hobbit in which Gandalf buggers Bilbo and the dwarves join in on it to make it a gang-rape.

      Hey dude, if you're scared, stay home. Just why the fuck should we walk on eggshells because you didn't like someone's movie? Quit whining and fuck off.

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    4. Re:No not Max Headroom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The film is neither faithful to the original novel, nor in any way fair to Robert Heinlein or his beliefs.


      Yes, not a single instance of anyone trying to have sex with his Mom. An outrage, I tell you.

  14. I think it is a good idea by laugau · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Imagine this:
    Instead of 30 second commercials you fast forward through, all the commercials were on your Tivo as well. and tivo only recorded commercials for products that you liked (tivo commercial suggestions). That way, you don't HAVE to watch a commercial to watch a show... but Tivo makes money (and stays in business) so that I can continue to get their service while not getting commericals.... I like this a LOT

    And if Tivo can make a little money from the Ad firms without impacting my viewing habits , then so be it.

    The only problem I might have with it is if my Tivo had the wrong idea of what I liked and didn't like. What a horrible time I might have if my Tivo recorded only ads for feminine hygiene products....

    1. Re:I think it is a good idea by ear1grey · · Score: 1

      Hooking up a speech recognition system to this would be very cool - and basically the opposite of "Commercials on demand" i.e.

      Commercial #1: "Do you long for silky, shiny, dandruff free hair?"

      Me: "No."

      Commercial #2: "Hello! Are you looking for a low-cost loan with n"....

      Me: "Fuck No!"

      Commercial #3: "Agent Provocateur ..."

      Me: "hellOOo."

      Result - I never see commercials 1+2 again.

      That would be an improvement for me, I always answer when the adverts ask me questions but they never listen.

      The advertisers would also benefit hugely in knowing which of their ads are good, and which are annoying - they pay a lot of money for the production and airtime and sacking the guy who thought a cheery blue talking phone would be a welcome visitor into my home would probably increase their revenue be several percentage points.

      I like commercials, I can recite hundreds of them, especially the ones from the early '80s when Star Wars was first broadcast, but producing a commercial is an art; writing, casting, direction, post production - there's a lot of very capable people work in the field, but the rule is the same as with computers, garbage in, garbage out - if the commisioning company can't see past it's tourettes-inducing happy chatty blue phone that's just gurgling with delight at the prospect of selling me a loan, then we'll keep getting those adverts.

      If, however, we have the opportunity to watch based on artistic merit, we could be about to see a far more interesting advertising world.

  15. Sea Change a-Coming by SYFer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe that before long, the TV ad model will shift radically (for that medium anyway). Just as ads are "integrated" into newspaper and magazine content (sharing the page), web content and even the landscape, ads on TV will soon appear along with the content.

    The reason this shared model works in those other mediums is simple: people will not volunteer to read ads in any meaningful way. Ads in a "volunteer" model are only viewed by people already interested in or involved with the subject. Ads currently also serve the far broader and more valuable (to advertisers anyway) function of exposing poeple to "new" things. in life, as in target marketing, the things we covet the most are often the most elusive. A lot of the people who will want to see an ad for some boring car are probably people who already bought one and are reveling in post-purchase reinforcement behavior. The guy who likes his current boring car breezes past the ad.

    Soon, when you are watching that Seinfeld re-run on your wide screen HiDef TV, you'll see that the content is really the same size and there's an advertising sidebar touting Craftsman (TM) Tools or Noxema or whatever.

    Currently, it appears that the loose boundry is at network self-promos ("watch such and such on Friday" stuff in the lower third), but some day soon, we'll see a little animated Lexus cruise across the bottom of the screen during "The Apprentice." Look at the Discovery Channel now--they're champing at the bit for this.

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    1. Re:Sea Change a-Coming by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Which, in reality, is exactly how TV ads were at the start. Originally, nearly every show had a name-in-the-title sponsor who was worked into the show in other ways. That's starting to make a comeback, such as on the WB's summer music show called "Pepsi Smash" which had Pepsi logos all over the set. Other sponsors would also be scene during ads in the show, but one could not even say the title of the show without mentioning Pepsi.

    2. Re:Sea Change a-Coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here in Sydney, you only need to watch Channel 7 to see your favorite spice pop up on the bottom of a cooking show!


      They started in show advertising / OSD ads or whatever you call them during special commercial free events ( Logie Awards etc) so they could still make money.


      It pisses me off because firstly on commercial networks, the ad's are on every few minutes in the middle of a show. And to top it off, we already have the highest ad's/show ratio with 40-50% of any timeslot being filled with ads.


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    3. Re:Sea Change a-Coming by SYFer · · Score: 1

      I think it will have to go far beyond the capabilities of mere "placement" though. That's far too labor intensive.

      Think of the sheer volume of ad inventory out there now and you can see the magnitude of the loss. And not all products are "placeable" either. I don't think you'll hear a sitcom character talk about how comfortable her Playtex Brand Tampons are (not post-Jackson nipple anyway). What about the local ads? Placement's always been there, but we're looking at a whole new beast. There's a lot of advertising freight to carry out there and its not all cool or pretty. Local ads are not insertable into content.

      Nope, its gonna be a box of content on one side and a box of unrelated ads on the other and guess what--they'll filp it around randomly to foil any mask you might devise. It'll be an interesting transformation. Perhaps it will drive DVD sales of "clean" versions.

      Sure, these intrusive ads will be unpleasant and everyone will bitch but, like everything else, we'll get used to it and, even if we defiantly claim otherwise, we'll absorb the messages just like we always have.

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    4. Re:Sea Change a-Coming by Londovir · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's been true enough in the world of sports for quite some time already. If you ever watch old replays on ESPN Classic, you can see the gradual intrusion of advertising into the sports arena.

      It used to be the Sugar Bowl. Now it's the Nokia Sugar Bowl. Was the Fiesta Bowl. Now it's the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. Don't ask fans of the old Candlestick Park what they think of the arena's "new" name. That's just the tip of the iceberg there. What about NASCAR? Is there anyone watching NASCAR who doesn't feel off-kilter when they can't say "Winston Cup" anymore? Does anybody remember that, rather than the name of an award/trophy, they are talking about a vendor when they say that?

      Media advertising has been with us for some time, lurking in the shadows of consciousness. The seminal symbol of sports events, the Goodyear Blimp, is itself a giant advertising billboard flying from one sporting/concert event to another. Watch any televised World Cup soccer match, where instead of commercial breaks people may take a trip to the bathroom or kitchen during (and miss), you are now subconciously enticed into viewing an advertising logo every 12.5 seconds when you peer at the score or time remaining. Need I now point out the even more incredibly intrusive AOL yellow "dude" that runs onto the football field to display the first down yellow line? (That one killed me the first time I saw it...talk about marketing)

      The more DVRs like ReplayTV and Tivo make the rounds, the more this sort of advertising will integrate itself into the programming itself. If not in some blatant smack of product placement ("Vote for the next American Idol by sending VOTE with your AT&T Wireless cell phone"), then certainly by some subtle logo or "bug" placed in such a way that you can't exclude the logo with any technological means without severly impacting the watchability of the programming itself.

      I wouldn't be surprised if you don't see television programming deriving someday to the "watch-per-view" format that many premium websites go lately which require you to sit and watch a 30sec commercial before proceeding to the next page/download/etc. With the convergence of digital media and control devices (remotes, etc), it's not unlikely you'd get some method where you must watch a commercial and key a code on your remote to continue with the show. Incredibly invasive -- yes -- effective to force people to watch a commercial -- absolutely. How many people could they force to sit through mandatory commercials to watch the Friends finale in May?

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    5. Re:Sea Change a-Coming by jb_davis · · Score: 1

      So half the screen is covered with an ad? Looks like I will have to get the cardboard and tape out again. I haven't had to use this since back when I was using "free" dial up internet access.

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    6. Re:Sea Change a-Coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This crap with the ads and bouncing blips and icons and junk on the screen is what makes me CHANGE THE DAMN CHANNEL.

      It's bad enough that there's a screen bug in the lower-right hand corner... I really hate those things - I mean, I KNOW what frigging channel I'm watching thank you very much.

      But if it's transparent and small and hiding, I can usually ignore it. Once they start moving, advertising other shit on the channel, etc. then I get royally pissed off about it.

      I stopped subscribing to cable TV and moved to satellite because the cable guide showed me two lines of info at a C*R*A*W*L*I*N*G speed, while taking up 95% of the screen with some fucking bullshit advertisements... Even the other guide channels have about 3-4 ads peppered on the screen...

      So I moved to satellite, and I love the guide. I get 60% of the screen w/program info I can scroll thru as fast as I want, and the other 40% is split into halfs. 50% is the live preview of the channel, 50% is the description of the program... Just the way I want it and like it. No ads rammed down my throat thanks...

      When satellite added the TV Guide channel (that same piece of crap as is on cable), I blocked it... It doesn't add any value to my viewing experience and is a complete and utter waste of bandwidth in my view.

      As for TIVO, I don't want any ads downloaded to MY hard drive. I don't want to waste my electricity and time recording some shit I will never watch. I don't want YET ANOTHER bug popping up on the screen so I can watch an extended commercial.

      I don't own a Tivo yet, and have been considering getting one - but now that they want to do this - I think I'll just build my own with MythTV or Freevo... Or maybe just hacking my Tivo to block that shit, or adding a box that cuts out the closed caption signals that Tivo depends upon to add that shit to the screen...

      Advertisers need to learn - we time-shift so we can avoid your innane crap. Having 1-2 thirty second commercials every 15 minutes was tolerable. But having 20 minutes of commercials (or more) for every 60 minutes of programming is a complete waste of time.

      I currently use my VCR to record everything I want to watch - then I bypass the adverts - I don't watch any of them, ever. The only downside is I watch a lot of TV at night after I'm done recording.... With Tivo, I'd just start watching 10 minutes after the program starts and bypass the adverts while it's recording, but not with some floating crap on the screen...

      Does anyone remember when cable TV was going to be free of advertising, or am I showing my age?

    7. Re:Sea Change a-Coming by unborracho · · Score: 1

      But they already ARE integrated into motion-media content! Haven't you seen Wayne's World? =)

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    8. Re:Sea Change a-Coming by WiggyWack · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if you don't see television programming deriving someday to the "watch-per-view" format that many premium websites go lately which require you to sit and watch a 30sec commercial before proceeding to the next page/download/etc. With the convergence of digital media and control devices (remotes, etc), it's not unlikely you'd get some method where you must watch a commercial and key a code on your remote to continue with the show. Incredibly invasive -- yes -- effective to force people to watch a commercial -- absolutely. How many people could they force to sit through mandatory commercials to watch the Friends finale in May?

      This is already quite possible with Video On Demand. With VOD, the program is stored in a remote server, not your local machine. If you're watching a VOD program, the cable company could force you to watch a commercial before (or during) the program because THEY determine when and where you can use your fast-forward button.

      VOD is also good for preventing people from "flipping" to another station. Because if a commercial comes on while you're watching a VOD program and you change to another channel, the VOD can automatically pause, so when you come back, you have to watch the commercial anyway.

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  16. More competition = more features by silentbozo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think where Tivo will make the most headway will be with smaller cable networks. The problem is, there aren't very many of them left. Why do I say this? The major networks (all of whom either own major cable channels or have major investments in cable providers) are wholly against Tivo poaching "their" ad dollars. Their attitude is that if they're going to allow Tivo to put up adverts (and they need to pass some sort of signal to provide this capability) then they want a cut of the action.

    The only way around this is for Tivo to go court the little guys, and thus force the incumbents to follow their lead, or lose ad dollars. I imagine the advertisers are curious to try this feature - the only question is, will they get the chance?

    Another revenue source that Tivo really ought to be persuing is movies-on-demand. They should try streaming data in much the same way Disney's Moviebeam does, only over broadband connections (for those who have it.) Thus, for the marginal cost of a "premium" subscription, users can also order the latest movies. I don't think that many people would end up keeping this movie-on-demand service, but it'd be a great lure for people to sign up for Tivo service in general, and for them to keep the basic scheduling service.

    1. Re:More competition = more features by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      DirecTiVo's already have a video on demand feature for Starz movie channel subscribers... basically it automatically records all first-run movies on Starz and places them in a special section of the interface.

      It's much easier for TiVo to broadcast content than to stream it over the Internet... just like how they push the Showcases out over a late-night infomerical on the Discovery Channel.

    2. Re:More competition = more features by Osty · · Score: 1

      I think where Tivo will make the most headway will be with smaller cable networks. The problem is, there aren't very many of them left. Why do I say this? The major networks (all of whom either own major cable channels or have major investments in cable providers) are wholly against Tivo poaching "their" ad dollars. Their attitude is that if they're going to allow Tivo to put up adverts (and they need to pass some sort of signal to provide this capability) then they want a cut of the action.

      I don't see why networks should have a problem with this. The Tiivo bits are in addition to the ads showing on the networks. Advertisers still have to pay for the spot. They can then decide to pay Tivo a bit extra to show up in the Showcase and get the "More Information" banner. Networks "win" because they're not losing the ad revenue (the ad still has to run). Tivo wins because they're providing a huge benefit for advertisers.


      The thing that worries me most about this model is if it runs into the same expectations and problems as web ads. If Tivo is selling Showcase ads with the promise of some number of sales based on hits, that won't work. It's still advertising with the goal of creating recognition, not directly selling product.


      I wonder if Tivo's patented this yet, or if the concept is available to other PVR manufacturers?

    3. Re:More competition = more features by Nullsmack · · Score: 1

      My local Insight cable co does something similar I think. One exception, they seem to do it all on their end of the cable and the digital cable boxes they rent out are made to access that.

      They actually have vod for starz, hbo, showtime and encore.. you have to actually subscribe to each of those packages to get it, but afaik there's no additional cost for it.

    4. Re:More competition = more features by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      At least for HBO, it's not just first-run movies, but alot of their series as well, Sopranos, Oz, The Wire, etc.... plus the latest episodes of currently running seasons, so if you miss a show, no big, just catch it on VOD later :-) IMO, this is a killer app for TV. Partner this up with Tivo-like PVR functionality which they're starting to integrate into their set-top digital boxes, and look out. Is it a revolutionary step? Of course not. But very convenient (much moreso than than programming a VCR, IMO).

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  17. Obligatory Max Headroom Quote by parlyboy · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I think it was Shakespeare who once said:

    'Blipverts may come / And blipverts may go / But the laziness upon which they breed is with us always.'

    Actually, that's quite good; perhaps it was me who said it."

    --Max Headroom, Newsweek , 20 April 1987

  18. I like it. by Controlio · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Though a lot of people like to complain about the "yellow star" ads, I have found several of them quite useful. Even the direct promotions. A good example: There is a TiVo PVR that will burn directly to DVD. For a couple of weeks they had a yellow star ad that included 4 minute and 1 minute walkthroughs about the features and benefits of the unit. Pretty standard. But there was a third link which requested product literature. I liked the product, so I requested the lit. Got it a week later, read through it, and made a purchase decision.

    It's horribly efficient. No "type in this 30-character URL", no "type in all your mailing info here", just push select and voila. This isn't the first time I've done it... TiVo offered a promotional DVD to give to your friends to tell them about TiVo. They made it available online, and via yellow star. Clicked, got the DVD. No hassles. No typing. Easy. And even after opting in (you can opt in, neutral, or out) to data collection in my personal preferences, I receive no junk mail or spam whatsoever from these companies. I get what I ask for, and nothing else.

    This could be a phenomenal money maker for TiVo if done right. If I'm interested in your product, and you make information gathering as easy as pushing the "Thumbs Up" while watching the commercial (ala TiVoMatic icon), I guarantee I watch your 3- or 4-minute promotional video. Everyone wins. It helps the sponsor promote their product, and it does so without pissing off the end-user, because they request the video, they're not force fed. Now it becomes a convenience instead of an annoyance.

    I hope the rest of the marketing world takes a good hard look at this business model... make your information easily accessible, don't beat your target audience over the head with it.

    1. Re:I like it. by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

      You vill vear der yellow star und you vill like it.

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    2. Re:I like it. by WebGangsta · · Score: 1
      I agree -- a few months back they had a few extended commericials from Best Buy starring two retro-80's "brothers". Hysterical commercials, watched some a few times, even shared one with other folks.

      Even prompted me to visit the "brothers" website for more information, which sadly - was not as entertaining as the commercials were, in part because the content was MORE limited on the website than what was on the TiVo. Go figure.

      Give me a thumbs-up for commercials, but also get other stations to throw the "Click ThumbsUp to Record" logo on the screen when their promos run. I know why I only see it on NBC's schedule, but anything that can suggest programs for users to record should be looked at as a good thing, right? (And wouldn't it be in NBC's best interest to throw that graphic onto their promos that air nationally so folks without TiVo can wonder what it means? You know - to generate watercooler talk?)

    3. Re:I like it. by glinden · · Score: 1

      The yellow star ads can work well. I've found the movie previews and the BMW shorts films to be interesting.

      I'm surprised that TiVo hasn't pushed harder on movie previews. Seems like there should be a entire section of movie previews, all paid sponsership by the studios and a source of revenue for Tivo, available on-demand. It'd be useful and interesting. I know I'd watch a bunch of them.

  19. And originally people paid for cable by modder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    because... (drumroll)... there were no commercials.

    A technology attempting to defeat commercials wants to have commercials. How unpredictable.

    1. Re:And originally people paid for cable by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      And originally people paid for cable because... (drumroll)... there were no commercials.

      Except on most of the VHF and UHF channels that were "re-broadcast" through the cable systems, there were commercials.

      For a good part of the cable industry's early years, exclusive commercial-free content was a relatively minor attraction compared to getting a crystal-clear feed of all the local broadcast stations regardless of the over-the-air reception your house got.

  20. popups? by bluewee · · Score: 0

    OH GNOS, TV popups Lets hope that google comes out with a TV toolbar that blocks them, or we could just switch to firefox...

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  21. Nudity and Sex by core+plexus · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm willing to bet that if advertisers put nudity and sex in their adverts, then no matter what the product, a good percentage of people will watch it. And record it. And watch it again.

    Helen: "I'm so apalled, have you seen the latest Alexortus advertisement?"
    Nancy: "Yes, simply shocking, watch this part, wait I'll slow-mo it, you can see yis penis!"

    And they'll replay it til its worn out...and I'll leave it to the readers imagination what transpired in the meantime.

    -cp-

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    1. Re:Nudity and Sex by dameron · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to be a large number of consumers have to take a piss.

      Really. I've borrowed events that friends have taped for me and having the commercials in place serves a couple of useful functions. Obvious sometimes you gotta go to the bathroom, and most event with commercials break the show up into logical scenes so taking a piss doesn't distrupt the flow of the show. Also, considering that almost every tv has got a "MUTE" button, commercials can be a good opportunity to turn off the sound and discuss the show/even with the other people in the room, and for things like sporting events this can be as much fun as watching the game.

      Also whenever I've been around someone with a PVR I tend to notice more pauses in the program than I might otherwise. If the movie or game is paused for everyone's trip to the bathroom rather than having people fit their bladders around the sponsor's schedule there tend to be more interruptions. Likewise everyone might have to wait for the host to get off the phone, or talk to a neighbor, or haggle with the pizza guy.

      -dameron

    2. Re:Nudity and Sex by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Except occasionally, like was done with the first run of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, they may put in a commercial break which is only 30 seconds long in total. Just as you're releasing the contents your bladder, the show is suddenly back on!

      I haven't seen anyone do this since the advent of DVRs. I may not be watching the shows that still do it, but it could become more common/make a comeback.

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  22. Wrong Direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I gave TiVo a suggestion when I first got my TiVo and heard all of the "TiVo will die" comments everywhere. My suggestion was that TiVo should allow the thumbing of commercials. Then they could sell that information to advertisers so they'd know what commercials that people thought were good.

    This would allow me to let Quizno's know that I can't stand there singing hair balls.

    1. Re:Wrong Direction by evilandi · · Score: 1
      AC wrote: My suggestion was that TiVo should allow the thumbing of commercials. Then they could sell that information to advertisers so they'd know what commercials that people thought were good.

      But the advertisers already know which ones are "good" from the company's perspective. They're the ones where airing them is quickly followed by a rise in sales.

      Everything else- such as opinions on their asethetic value- doesn't really matter to advertising companies.

      Whether you "like" or "dislike" the commercial is irrelevant from the advertiser's point of view. The only thing that matters is: did it result in you buying (more of) the product/service?

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    2. Re:Wrong Direction by MarkusH · · Score: 1

      But... but... they got a pepper bar!

      This is an example of a GOOD commercial in my opinion. It is so mind-numbingly bizarre that you just have to watch to see what the hell is going on here, mouth hanging open in utter shock. Meanwhile you get told about this restaurant called Quizno's that serves sandwiches and has a pepper bar. If you are in the mood for a sandwich and you like the idea of a pepper bar, then you may be willing to try it out.

      And your mind will never, ever, let you forget the horrors that are the spongemonkeys.

  23. More like.... by Mateorabi · · Score: 3, Funny

    More like the 50s style news pieces / commercials spliced into Starship Troopers (the movie not the book which are two completely different stories):

    "Would you like to learn more?"

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  24. did anyone else even watch max headroom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i mean i damn didn't, what the hell

  25. Tivo needs to index the commercials... by microcars · · Score: 2, Interesting
    so I can watch the commercials I want. Yes, I do like watching some commercials.

    But all this data has to come from the broadcasters. Too much extra work? Perhaps the Ad Slots are not filled until the last minute, so this might not be practical...

    Maybe there should be an All Commercial Channel with indexed searchable commercials. I'd watch it!

    Well, no actually, "I'd TIVO it".

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    1. Re:Tivo needs to index the commercials... by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 1

      maybe they can put all the Christina Angulara, Brittney Spears, and Jessica Simpson in one place so we can... uh, STUDY them closely. eh?

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    2. Re:Tivo needs to index the commercials... by microcars · · Score: 1

      Tivo does have a "Wish List" feature.....

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    3. Re:Tivo needs to index the commercials... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wish they'd just pipe commercials into my brain and use the 'opt-out' plan to sell merchandise! things would show up, my account gets billed, and i don't even lift a finger. now THAT's convenience.
      are u listening tivo???!!!

  26. Reminders by lewko · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Is anyone else reminded of the blipverts from the Max Headroom series?"

    No, but I am reminded of the "Want more?" hyperlink which appeared on the futuristic televisions in Starship Troopers.
    Damn... Now I am also reminded of Denise Richards in Spandex.

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  27. Nissan Did This by tbdean · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the best ones I saw was for the Nissan 350Z. In the Showcase it said to press 'select' and they'd mail me a DVD of the Z racing around Prague. Sure enough, a bit later a DVD showed up at my door after simply pressing a button on my remote.

    Now that's a powerful car commercial.

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    1. Re:Nissan Did This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the type of thing I could see someone ordering even if they had absolutely no intention of purchasing the advertised car, just because they're fascinated by high-end cars. (I don't know anything about said 350Z, maybe it sucks, but I believe my point is clear)

    2. Re:Nissan Did This by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • That's the type of thing I could see someone ordering even if they had absolutely no intention of purchasing the advertised car, just because they're fascinated by high-end cars. (I don't know anything about said 350Z, maybe it sucks, but I believe my point is clear)

      I'm not sure if you are you saying that a commercial like that and sending out DVDs is a waste of money or not, but in any case it's not so. Quite the opposite...

      Because I bet that most owners of a high-end cars (well, excluding those who were born rich and had a high-end sports car as their 16 year birthday present) had absolutely no intention of wasting money on one originally... But what do you know, people change their minds about stuff like this. First a marketing DVD, then a test drive, you know, just for the kicks, and then... ;-)
    3. Re:Nissan Did This by zero_offset · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're two for two -- you make a good point, and the 350Z does suck. :)

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    4. Re:Nissan Did This by TGK · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hell of a lot more powerful than you realize. There are a number of factors that make a commercial powerfull (these are in ascending order).

      1 - Brand Recognition: Just putting that Nike Swoosh on the screen reminds me who Nike is, why I should buy their product, and brings to mind decades of advertising and social conditioning.

      2 - Rational Argument: Our product costs less, our product does X. Statments of fact leading a consumer to choose one product over another. Informing the customer about the product. These are key, particulary for large purchases.

      3 - Irrational Argument: Warm "feel good" images cause people to associate a product with an emotion or set of desired circumstances. You see this most in prepackaged food ads. Note the family sitting down to dinner together, note the wholsome looking meal, everyone smiling, etc. The families these ads are targed at genrealy don't have the time for this, and frequently mom and dad desire it.

      4 - Coolness Factor: Product endorsements fit in here. This is particularly influential over children. Be like Mike anyone?

      5 - Social Impact: The most powerfull advertising weapon of all and the hardest to tame. The creation of a commericial that gets people talking about the commercial means that people must necessary talk about the product. The honda element commercial? The Salmon commercial (with the bear that does kung foo... don't remember the name). The Cat Hearders commercial. Pepsi through the Generations Commercial. If people remember and can discuss your ads years later you've had a lasting impact on them.

      So the Nissan 350Z managed to hit the Social Impact meter pretty hard. How many hundreds of thousands who've never seen that add just read your comment? I for one didn't even realize that Nissan made a high end sports car, now I know not only that they do, I know the name of it, and I know there's probably video of it out on the net of it zipping about Prague. Now I haven't a red cent to buy the blasted thing with, but now its in my head, and that's the point of advertising.

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    5. Re:Nissan Did This by Mantrid · · Score: 1

      And who knows, someday the viewer may just have the $$, and then remember, "Hey there was that cool car on that DVD I got..." A few people like that would pay for many free DVDs I would think!

    6. Re:Nissan Did This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      tbdean wrote: Now that's a powerful car commercial.

      Did you buy the car?

    7. Re:Nissan Did This by sapped · · Score: 1

      I for one didn't even realize that Nissan made a high end sports car...

      I am shocked, shocked, shocked. Where have you been living!? How could you possibly not know about Nissan's sports car - especially now that it is available in a convertible.

      Oh - that disclaimer thingy - yeah I work for Nissan. :)

    8. Re:Nissan Did This by tbmaddux · · Score: 1
      The creation of a commericial that gets people talking about the commercial means that people must necessary talk about the product... The Salmon commercial (with the bear that does kung foo... don't remember the name)... If people remember and can discuss your ads years later you've had a lasting impact on them.
      Only if they remember the brand. You remember the salmon commercial but you don't remember the brand. This was a funny commercial that got people's attention but in the end probably has not had a lasting impact on improving sales of their canned salmon. For instance, the commercial was for John West Salmon. If you Google for "john west salmon" all the links on the first page are for the ad, and none are for the John West Salmon corporate page.
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    9. Re:Nissan Did This by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Because I bet that most owners of a high-end cars (well, excluding those who were born rich and had a high-end sports car as their 16 year birthday present) had absolutely no intention of wasting money on one originally... "

      I bought them myself...started working at age 16 to do so. But, until now...I've never in my life owned a car with more than 2 seats!!

      I've loved sports cars all my life...and the rear seats on the current 911...really hardly count as seats people can use...haha.

      Get one.....they make driving fun!!!! Never a waste of money, unless you think of a car as NOTHING more that something to get you from point A to point B.

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    10. Re:Nissan Did This by blair1q · · Score: 1


      No, a powerful car commercial would have delivered you to the door of a Nissan dealership.

    11. Re:Nissan Did This by TGK · · Score: 1

      Yea, but it gets me thinking about canned salmon. Which is a step in the right direction. The brand name you mention jumps immediately to mind now that I see it in print, which is all they need. If I'm looking at a shelf full of canned salmon, the only name I'll recognise is John West.

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    12. Re:Nissan Did This by pereuburoi · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who DOESN'T buy anything advertised?? I mean, if they're advertising and you're buying, you're paying for the advertising. The Nissan is the perfect example. By the time I would ever buy one (used only!) I'll know how long the darn thing holds up and holds it's value. Look at the food they advertise! My favorite is the Hungry Man dinners - "It's good to be full!". Just think of the poor slobs who are eating this. Are you kidding me?? Too poor to buy the Nissan? Perhaps, but not stoopid! Currently driving: 1989 Honda CRX (35-38mpg), 1992 Cadillac Coupe de Ville (matches my 1995 Harley Classic), 1991 Cadillac Sedan de Ville (matches 1974 Harley Sportster XLCH), 1985 Cadillac Fleetwood Broughm (matches 1973 Harley Sportster XL). Currently sailing 1972 CAL T/4 lake sailer 24ft., 1974 Fuji Ketch blue water sailer 35ft. And, of course, the work truck, 1989 Toyota. For cryin' out loud people, get a clue. All this advertising is to get you to become indebted FOREVER! And, if you want a pair of Nike's - that's what Ebay is for!! Brand new!!

    13. Re:Nissan Did This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Honda, Cadillac, Harley, and Toyota don't advertise?

      Just because you buy it used doesn't mean that you're not still creating demand for the product.

  28. sounds like fun, if the ads are good by sootman · · Score: 1

    as a tpical how-did-I-live-without-it tivo owner, I alternate between 30-seconding over commercials and FFing through them. I often catch a glimpse of a cute one that I will go back and look at. some are great, "honey come here!"-quality ads. I've actaully got a tape that I put the best ones onto, like the one where the kid smashes a jelly doughnut and launches the jelly into his brother's mouth (more or less.) and I've watched a few of the showcase ones, too. entertaining ads can be as good as anything else.

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  29. Probably BMW. And now Ford. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    A lot of the personalized Tivo advertising has been really cool for the most part. Mainly because the car stuff they do is all sports cars that I really dig. BMW had all those mini movies they did a while back and Tivo had them all available for subscribers to watch every month or so.. Now Ford had some 500+ HP Ferarri Enzo killer car and Tivo has had some ads on it already and it's quite awesome to watch.

    This is the kind of advertising i'll always watch.

    Now if I can only convince them to do Victoria Secret TV spots i'll love it even more!

  30. We Like the Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

    It's hard to believe anyone on /. hasn't seen the original. I imagine some of us haven't even been seen the Strong Bad e-mails.

    Astounding.

  31. Re:New dynamic at work.. madison ave pay attention by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    This is the most gratuitous example of "Preaching to the Choir" that I've ever seen.

    But, you're right. Preach on, mah brotha!

  32. blipverts? wtf? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    yeah, the ability to watch extended ads remind me a lot of ads which are so small as to not be seen at all. Editors: PLEASE STOP ACCEPTING THESE STORIES. Discourage these idiotic comments! Give me an option to view stories WITHOUT stupid comments!

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  33. Commercials *can* work by dougman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First off, it's already been mentioned but I'll say it again - the technology has been in use for a while. I can remember the first time I took advantage of this and watched a whole half hour segment on the Chrysler Crossfire.

    The point I really wanted to make though is that a service like Tivo has the ability to change how commercials are delivered and viewed. I'll admin I enjoy watching *some* commercials. If I can watch targeted ads about things I'm interested in (technology, home improvement, food/wine) or could look actually pick commercials in a season-pass sort of way to find truly unique ones (like the Rube-Golberg inspired 'Cog' commercial from Honda) I'd surf commercials out of curiosity. I think the advertising industry could start making stars out of ad directors/designers/producers much like people follow certain individuals who create the shows we watch. Maybe it seems a bit far out, but Tivo has the technology to deliver the next generation of advertising.

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  34. Excellent idea by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    However, it will have to pass through the 7 Layer Burrito Of Management for approval first.

    I like the "spongmonkeys" in the Quiznos ads. They're a great way to get everyone in the office really irritated with you. :)

    Some commercials are just lame. I can't stand the flood of drug commercials (Valtrex/etc) and I am so sick of car commercials that I want to scream. Letting Tivo know "Hey, this ad sucks!" or "Hey, this rocks!" is a fairly useful function.

    Then again, I don't know why they haven't added some other functionality - like setting up "accounts" so parents can force limits on sneaky kids that try to sneak in as much TV as they want.

  35. Smart move. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What I'd see happening is Tivo figuring out what the end user might be doing, based upon what they're watching. Sci-fi -- reruns of B5, Star Trek, Stargate, etc. -- suggests you're a nerd, so you get adverts for the latest Intel processor, and other such things, for example. And so on.

    The key thing is it has to be done intelligently. Present the spiel, then let the end user wander through information about the product. Eg: car adverts: things like torque, horsepower, fuel economy, safety features, etc. Let the user feel like he's in control, not the advertiser. I'm sure that adverts of that nature would be of greater use to the end user than adverts saying "But wait! There's more! If you buy now, you get this FREE SET OF STEAK KNIVES!"

    1. Re:Smart move. by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 1
      What I'd see happening is Tivo figuring out what the end user might be doing, based upon what they're watching. Sci-fi -- reruns of B5, Star Trek, Stargate, etc. -- suggests you're a nerd, so you get adverts for the latest Intel processor, and other such things, for example. And so on.
      Actually, it is up to the advertisers to do their homework and figure that out. It is utterly useless for the folks selling cleaning products, but if they want to do things like promote movies with longer trailers on-demand, that will work.
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  36. Introducing the SlashVo by modder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Allows you to skip stories with stupid comments. Available this summer.

  37. Re:New dynamic at work.. madison ave pay attention by smack_attack · · Score: 1

    Read a book. People who talk about what's on TV are usually superficial fuckwits anyways.

    FIGURE IT OUT!!1!!one!

  38. Intelligent people tune out more by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    Slashdotters tend to be more intelligent, and so dislike commercials more. But not everyone is this intelligent.

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  39. With or without commercials TV really sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Especially lately.

  40. games programmer wanted by trick-knee · · Score: 3, Informative

    > Is anyone else reminded of the blipverts from the Max Headroom series?

    no, but it seems to me that Max Headroom was interesting because it was simply something different to look at. unfortunately, at this point in the flow of time, old school TV commercials aren't so interesting anymore.

    what Tivo needs to do is promote some sort of development of interactive software that the viewer will *want* to mess around with. that way, Tivo could keep the viewer engaged while waiting for something less interactive to come along, like the next feed of some pr0n.

    of course, I'm talking about a game that's fun to play and has Pepsi splattered all over it. Pepsi gets advertized, producers of old school commercials move to a new industry, Tivo gets its viable business model of commercials on demand, and geeks get paid.

    what am I missing?

    1. Re:games programmer wanted by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Games infused with an advertisements is not a new concept. I've seen several companies do it. Remeber Spot, the game infused with 7UP branding. It actually did quite well. I picked up a used copy for $10 and it was fun.

      Frankly, the whole Mickey Mouse series on the Genesis was quite well done, and clearly smacked of a Disney tie-in.

      It's done quite a bit. Maybe you could write a simple game for a PDA, RealPlayer, or cell phone. I've thought about tinkering with a game, thus creating a neat little demo to go with my resume.

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  41. Not a bad idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fast forward through 90% of the commercials I see ... but I do stop and rewind to catch something that looks interesting. A movie I want to see, a product that looks interesting, a hot chick in a bikini...

  42. Darwin Shows the Way by flopsy+mopsalon · · Score: 2, Funny

    The theory of natural selection provides us a model for where this harebrained advertising revenue scheme will lead us, and the destination is not a pleasant one at all.

    First, it is clear that only certain types of products will compel people to click their remote control buttons to peruse their related advertisements.

    What types of products? Well first off, flashy toys like cars, boats, tech gadgets and videogames. "Blockbuster" type movies and popular music are also included in this category. Other kinds of products that do not titillate the imagination will be ignored. No one is going to sit through a three minute interactive commercial for cooking oil or window cleaner.

    It follows then, that as some products reap ad revenue and others fall by the wayside, tv networks will compete to show the most compelling advertising material imaginable. Whatever grabs the viewers attention the fastest and firmest will dominate. Therefore I do not think it outlandish to conclude we will begin seeing advertisements for pornography on network television in our lifetimes.

    Eventually formerly family entertainment media will morph into an intellectual and spiritual wasteland pushing immediate gratification, cheap thrills on an unsuspecting public. And where will that leave society? Auto accidents will increase as people speed along in their flashy cars while toying with the latest electronic device, their imaginations awash with pornographic images. Sexual mores will be loosened by the flood of titillating images on our television sets. Can a new AIDS epidemic be far behind? I would not be surprised.

    1. Re:Darwin Shows the Way by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      You were modded funny, but I still haven't figured out if you're joking or not. :( I assume not. :)

      Eventually formerly family entertainment media will morph into an intellectual and spiritual wasteland pushing immediate gratification, cheap thrills on an unsuspecting public.

      You started that sentence with that particular word and kept a straight face?

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  43. Re:New dynamic at work.. madison ave pay attention by humankind · · Score: 1

    The demographic of slashdot isn't what it used to be, in case you haven't noticed. Desperate times call for desperate replies. Every day there's at least one spam story...

  44. Can you spy on my phone conversation now...? by modder · · Score: 1

    Good.

  45. The future is here. by Lorean · · Score: 1

    Heh. Hypertext captioned anyone?

  46. oh great... by Roger+Keith+Barrett · · Score: 1

    I don't really want my Tivo to incorporate Flash, Java, .Net, or some other idiotic interative presentation language.

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  47. I love those commercials!! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    As someone else noted, they are indeed Rather Good...

    Too bad the very best work of Rather Good, the punk kittens doing "Fell in love with a girl" is offline.

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    1. Re:I love those commercials!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  48. Re:New dynamic at work.. madison ave pay attention by jb_davis · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Welcome to Slashdot, what would you like to complain about today?

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  49. Blipverts? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the article summary:

    Is anyone else reminded of the blipverts from the Max Headroom series?"

    No, but you just proved you're an idiot. You see a banner ad on a webpage, and you know that if you click it you'll read more information about the product, right? That's apparently what this thing is.

    Blipverts, in Max Headroom, were taking a commercial that normally lasts 30 seconds and compressing it down to say 1 second or so. Then a person watches it, gets so much mental stimulation that generates electrical pulses in the body and causes them to explode.

    Not the same thing at all. So you can take off your computer-simulated tin-foil hat, this time.

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  50. Max Headroom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Is anyone else reminded of the blipverts from the Max Headroom series?"

    No... What is that? I was not even alive in the 80's you insensitive clod..

    1. Re:Max Headroom by Backov · · Score: 0

      He was a zombie that got his head blown off in the new Dawn of the Dead.

      He took it in a very dignified way, and didn't get to eat anyones brains at all.

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  51. Right.... by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...so I bet they're going to measure the success of these commercials based on the click-through ratio? Goodness knows that worked for web ads, right? Right?

    Kjella

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  52. Ads you can't ignore: *click* by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Interesting
    TNT, SCI, Comedy Central and other channels have a way of throwing up an annoying and obscuring ad at the bottom of the screen. I have seen ones that obscure text such as subtitles, and other things that I am trying to read. (great timing, BTW) Not to mention the noisy ones that wreck any atmosphere the show may have generated by breaking glass, screeching tires and other sound effects intended to gain your attention.

    I'm pretty sure I'm seeing the last days of television (as I knew it and literally) when I see this stuff, because all it does it annoy the hell out of me.

    I would so much rather have product placement (like a Ford car chase in a recent Alias), than the crappy 'splash screens' that are pushing shows that I will never watch. Ever.

    BTW, Ford seems to be everywhere these days. Tivo had a clip on the GT 40, couple of minutes and kinda cool. On American Idol (don't get me started, I'm a musician and married - guess what won?), there was a 'video' that was the most blatant product placement I've ever seen. It was a 2 plus minute Ford commercial that made me not want a Ford and hate all on the screen, because it was so obvious 'THIS IS WHAT WE ARE SELLING'.

    I can appreciate advertising. I deal with marketing my company -- I know that eyeballs count. But, (and I don't need a 4 year worthless degree to know this) the first rule is 'Do no harm.' Just like a doctor, but for your product's image.

    Give me something new, and something that doesn't insult my intelligence (or lack thereof), don't play it into the ground (do you want to hear Freebird, Stairway or American Pie again?) and I may consider your product. At least I won't add it to the brain 'Hate File' and refuse to buy it for my irrational dislike of your marketing. People are irrational (that's also the first rule. See?)

    And seriously, the all-obscuring splash screens will insure that I will: Be pissed off at whatever you're pushing, Be pissed off at your station/channel/advertiser, and look for my show(s) on the web (bye ad dollars), DVD (see you sponsors) or give it up for good (Oh NO!).

    Sleep on it. And Ford? Way to get me to complement and complain about you on Slashdot. Well played, sir. I'm still not buying an Escort.

  53. TiVo ads = spoilers for tv shows? by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

    For example, if an enhanced ad for Carnival Cruise Lines is aired during a program, viewers would see an icon promoting it. They could then click on the icon to watch a 3-minute video clip while their show continued recording in the background.

    Obviously, the ad would have to be recorded before the actual show airs for this to work. So say this ad is for Alias, a show where people are constantly trying to guess what happens next. I can see lots of people spinning up theories based on what ads they notice are recorded on their TiVo boxes. Now, I'm not the type who minds spoilers, but for some people this could be a bad thing.

  54. The networks still loose by grahamsz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ultimately the 'long' 30-60 second ad is shown at 2am on discovery when it costs next-to-nothing to advertise.

    Then the advertiser can get away with running short 'teaser' ads at primetime to entice users to either go to the web or their tivo to find out what it's all about.

    The simple answer is that adverts need to get better. Some people, myself included, are far more interested in the ads than the superbowl - that's proof enough that if advertisers try hard enough then they can make ads worth watching.

    If an ad's not clever, witty or inspiring then i'm never going to want to watch it.

  55. Product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Product placement will be the only last resort, when (not if) Tivo and similar products reach critical mass; when commercials are mostly skippable; and when the damnable "bugs" and other annoyances in lower corners of shows finally exhaust their usefulness.

    TV will come full-circle. We'll be back to the grand old days of radio and early TV, where the show practically came to a stop so that a character or announcer could break a 4th wall and tell you about a product. (E.g. the moment in The Truman Show when Truman's wife does an ad in the middle of a heated argument.)

    Additionally, the product placement that's been there for years and years will just be more obvious. Thoroughly random, bad examples: cars in James Bond movies; all the judges of American Idol obviously drinking Coke; shades and black trenchcoats from The Matrix.

    I'm tellin' ya: product placement will be the only thing left. The only way to avoid the ad will be to avoid the show or event altogether, as there will be nothing to skip or ignore.

    And that's the scariest thing of all, since advertisers are at their most evil when they're slow, subtle, pervasive and acting over a long period of time. Think cigarettes. Everyone and their cousin smoked in TV and movies for 2 generations. Was never commented on, was never a statement about the character or a way to define them; it was just normal. The following 3 generations were cancer-ridden smokers. (Not a direct cause-and-effect, don't get your knickers in a knot. But it certainly contributed.)

    So for all that commercials are a pain in the ass, which would you rather have? The inconvenience of hitting the "skip" button on your Tivo/Replay 6 or 7 times, and the annoying bugs? Or an already morally sketchy group of folks - advertisers - whose specialties are being clever and evil, suddenly being forced to be more clever?

    1. Re:Product placement by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      You know, I wouldn't mind sitting through commercials if they came BEFORE the program, during a 3 min half-way intermission, and just before the credits rolled, and a minute or two after. I wouldn't mind these things because right now, they're screwing with the schedule, overlapping shows so parts of one get cut off if you're recording multiple shows on different channels, and doing other very, very, very annoying things.

      I think PBS has the formula just right - run the commercials in the beginning, and run the rest in the last 10-15 minutes of the hour. As long as they're good, nobody will mind watching them, since everybody else will be screening their commercials at about that time, AND, nobody will ever miss their favorite shows! As it is now, they're carving up part of the actual programs (ie, compressing the credits, or shoving them aside, or putting up stupid pop-ups) in order to put in even MORE ads. The most criminal thing are those pop-ups that COVER UP IMPORTANT INFORMATION ON THE SCREEN.

      Is it any wonder people have either resorted to Tivo/ReplayTV, or stopped watching network tv altogether?

    2. Re:Product placement by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      Or you could just turn off the television and read a book. Now, I'm being told I NEED commercials for my protection.

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    3. Re:Product placement by DGregory · · Score: 1

      We turn on Noggin for our daughter, and their schedule is pretty much like that. Run the actual show for 15 minutes and then commercials for the last 15 minutes (usually promoting other shows.) I swear, I always seem to turn the tv on after the show is over.

      At least on PBS, Sesame Street would last the whole hour, and Mr Rogers would last a whole half hour.

  56. Starship Troopers and intepretations (pro'lly OT) by Roman_(ajvvs) · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    "okaaay.. you're psychotic!" (Maurice Chavez, VCPR 1985)
    naah.. just kidding! ;)

    Seriously though, you need to chill... I'm almost certain that the majority of people who've watched the movie have never read the book, either by choice or by ignorance of its existence.

    I have been a fan of Robert Heinlein all my life.
    Good on you. :) Me? never heard of the guy.

    ...and while interpretation of the novel remains controversial...
    The same can be said about the movie. Maybe not on the same scale, but then the scale is very much dependent on those debating the interpretations. Nice conditional statement though.

    The film Starship Troopers, on the other hand, rips off some superficial aspects of the novel, ignores Heinlein's honest philosophical questions about freedom and responsibility in a civil society, and recasts the characters and the society depicted -- and by extension, Mr. Heinlein -- as purely Fascistic, warmed-over cardboard-cutout sadistic Nazis.
    wait.. are you ranting? I couldn't tell through all the viciousness. I'll assume that Verhoeven licensed the book, thereby nullifying any claim of it being "ripped off". And I'm sure he didn't want to transcribe the entire novel onto film, but give his own interpretation to the material. I mean, Peter Jackson added elves to Helm's Deep. What was he thinking?! Tolkien must be rolling in his grave!

    the film is an abominable piece of shit
    Well, I kinda liked it. *shrugs* to each their own. I also liked Matrix 2+3, but that's ANOTHER story.

    which is wholly unlike the novel and which besmirches the reputation of the novel's author.
    I'm sure it varies from the novel to a great degree. I just read Dune again after seeing the Lynch movie version. Some really strange differences there, but then Lynch is a weird one.

    The film is neither faithful to the original novel, nor in any way fair to Robert Heinlein or his beliefs.
    I don't think many would match the characters in "last temptation of christ" to anything they believe in. It was an interesting adaptation, though. In the end It's the director's prerogative to deviate from any source material in the interests of their view of the movie. As to Heinlein's beliefs. I'm not sure how they come into another person's adaptation. Jackson loved what Tolkien did with the book and his interpretation happened to match peoples' expectations of it. Scorsese didn't quite match people's expectations of a movie about christ. Gibson, I think, managed to interpret the story for the masses. I still think the body suit was totally disrespectful of what Jesus would've looked like back then. noone's ribs moves like that!

    the next time that you want to refer to Paul Verhoeven's bastardized abortion of a film version of Starship Troopers as the real article,
    .. hold on, where's he doing that? you're infering a fair bit, aren't you?

    Just for reference, the whole nazi-"look and feel" was in the movie, is because Verhoeven was referencing his own beliefs and views on government, partly based on his WWII experiences. Admittedly it didn't show up with the gravity it would in most other places you'd find it, but it's there nonetheless. I didn't think it was a miltiaristic-fascistic propagande, but it sure was a good romp!

    *ehem* sorry about that.. anyways.. with a dire attempt at getting on topic, all this movie discussion has me thinking: When technologies were first invented, business usually came on later, sometimes streamrolling initial practices in the process. That's the case again with tiVo to a certain extent with the "30 second skip" issue. I'd like to see this stuff in the hands of TV and film-makers, rather than the stubby fingers of ad-execs. Imagine the art and entertainment value of being able to branch through movies at will, going deeper into technical aspects of a techno-thriller, or instead fleshing out the flashbacks of a tearjerker. There are always times when "I want to know more", not just in a purchasing mindset, but also from a "expand the mind" point of view.

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  57. Any popculture reference will do... by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    "Is anyone else reminded of the blipverts from the Max Headroom series?"

    Considering bliperts were clandestine advertising schemes that inadvertantly resulted in sponaneous combustion of brain matter, no.

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  58. Sky Digital by RahoulB · · Score: 4, Informative

    Is this not like the "red button" programmes and adverts on Sky Digital?

    A red circle appears at the top of the screen and if you want to know more, hit red and it takes you into a whole "interactive" section?

    1. Re:Sky Digital by TheClarkey · · Score: 0

      Exactly like it from the sounds of things... We've had them for what? a couple of years now?

  59. I LIKE commercials!! by barfy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But I hate interstitials (the ones that interrupt shows)...

    TIVO already sells a commercial space, and I reguarly watch them. They tend to have high production value and are usually entertaining. And I can CHOOSE to watch them or not... And most importantly WHEN I feel like watching them.

    I like commercials in my newspaper and magazines. I am introduced to all sorts of stuff that I ultimately purchase that way.

    I hate them during TV shows, but the TIVO method is better. I am INTERESTED in the commercial. I am paying attention to the message. And I have been sold by some (especially for movies, trailers and some supporting marketing stuff). This is very good for the marketers.

    But, that said, there is still a problem. Commercials pay for most of the TV I watch (I watch alot of NICHE channels TLC Discovery, Travel, Food,SciFi, etc), and I have watched damned few commercials in the last 3 years. If everyone went to TIVO, I am not sure I would like TV as much, or that there would be the things that I like on TV, or it would be MUCH more expensive than it is currently.

    I don't think this is the answer, as I am not sure how the shows benefit from TIVO based commercial sales. And TIVO is really only valuable to me, if there is TV I want to watch. So, 5 percent of you, buy a TIVO, for the other other 95 percent, TIVO sucks, just watch regular TV...

    That should work out best for me...

  60. Re:New dynamic at work.. madison ave pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome to Slashdot, what would you like to complain about today?

    People who make lame attempts at "insider" jokes.

  61. Why pay for it? by precogpunk · · Score: 1

    Not to piss on your parade but working in advertising I can tell you two things. First of all people can already track the response to an ad by increased sales. Popular ads create a buzz of their own on the streets and online. With the increasing number of internet users its much easier to have your "ear to the ground". I don't think advertisers would pay for this information unless they also got detailed demographics as well. Maybe that's what you were thinking about anyway but I'm sure there would be a stink about privacy concerns. Also consider that you don't have to LIKE an ad for it to be effective. It can be loud, unoriginal, but stick in your head. When they shout "buy one get one free", and sales increase 400%, companies view this as a success despite how ugly and horrible the ads are.

    (Now the completely unrelated part) We should probably flog the people buying infomercial crap -- they are promoting tasteless design ethics. I went from broadcast to cable and switched to DirecTivo last year. I have a great home theater setup, but I stopped watching DTV too. Instead I rent Netflix. DirecTivo can give you a lot of quality programming but in the end the time is better spent on other things (girls, drinking, etc.). Eight hours of "must see tv" is too much even for me.

  62. On demand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many viewers demand the commercials?

  63. Max Headroom by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else reminded of the blipverts from the Max Headroom series?"

    No, but I am reminded of the main actor from that series.W-w-w-w-w-what was his n-n-n-n-name again and did he ever do anything useful/rememberable after that besides 6six?

  64. Cogs by ianmalcm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe with a system like this in place, advertisers will finally air all the cool commercials seen online and overseas. That Honda "Cogs" advert was the coolest thing never seen on US television. Tivo is providing an outlet for advertisers to show extended ads like that from Honda. This also gives opportunity to showcase great storymercials, like Reebok's Terry Tate. The "skip commercials" argument is bogus - most people buy a Tivo to replace the VCR. Ask most people why they actually watch the entire Super Bowl every year - its the adverts. So there IS a big viewer market for good advertising.

    1. Re:Cogs by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I thought the Honda Cog "ad" was something never aired anywhere, not just "not aired in US". My impression was that it was a promo video never intended to air because of its length.

    2. Re:Cogs by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      I thought they aired it in Europe, but I may well be wrong.

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    3. Re:Cogs by TeamSPAM · · Score: 1

      I skip plenty of commericals with my TiVo. For a 30 minute recording, I seem to be shown the same ad at every commerical break. I think people want a bit of variety in their commericals. How many ads are repeated during the Super Bowl?

      Then you can be at the other end of the spectrum. I also backed up a recording, hit pause and called my wife into the room to see a commerical. Of course it was only the second time I saw the commerical. I'm not sure how many more times I will watch it.

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  65. not quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it makes em the enemy of _crappy_ marketeers. we still stop and watch the commercials that look interesting or funny or relevant. but we skip the (majority) crap.

    just gotta make sure you pick the right ad agency. :)

  66. obligatory Bill Hicks quote by cliveholloway · · Score: 2, Funny

    "But that's the problem with this country, one of the many, but this whole issue of sexuality and pornography, which I don't understand what pornography is, I really don't. To me, pornography is, you know, spending all your money and not educating the people in America, and spending it instead on weapons, that's pornographic to me, that's totally filthy, and etc., etc., down the line, you all in your fucking hearts know the goddamned arguments, okay, great. But no one knows what pornography is. Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thought, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thought. Hmm. Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial-I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, maybe that's the connection they're trying to make. What? You've all seen that Busch beer commercial, where the girl in the short hot-pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle, leaves it there, and it foams over her hand and over the bottle and the voice over goes, "Get yourself a BUSCH." Hmm. You know what that looks like, nah, no way. I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do, if they could, and I guarantee you, if they could, they'd do this, right here. Here's the woman's face, beautiful. Camera pulls back, naked breast. Camera pulls back, she's totally naked. Legs apart. Two fingers, right here, and it just says, "Drink Coke." Now I don't know the connection here, but goddamn if Coke isn't on my shopping list that week. "Dr. Pepper." "Snickers, satisfying." (Mouth-guitars "I Can't Get No Satisfaction") Damned if I'm not buying these products! My teeth are rotting out of my head, I'm glued to the television, I'm as big as a fucking couch. "More Snickers, more Coke!" - Bill Hicks

    cLive ;-)

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  67. 143 comments... by mumblestheclown · · Score: 1

    and no Cue:Cat jokes yet?

  68. When I had tivo, I still watched about 2% of ads by batkiwi · · Score: 1

    The secret to good ads? Make them entertaining. I'd always fast forward through ads, but some were entertaining enough that I'd watch them anyways.

    I don't mind being sold to, I just mind being bored.

  69. Re: Might be news to you, but it was always ... by spellraiser · · Score: 1

    Advertising on demand!? Hmm....

    I DEMAND that you show me advertising right now! I can't get enough of advertising, nossir! MORE MORE MORE advertising, NOW!

    What's wrong with this picture?

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  70. Re:New dynamic at work.. madison ave pay attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read a book.

    You know, I might take your advice. I'd much rather be a pretentious dickhead than a superficial fuckwit.

  71. Starship Troopers... by deke_kun · · Score: 1

    Would YOU like to know more?

  72. Tivo Plans Commercials On Demand by raygundan · · Score: 1

    Users Plan to Not Watch Them

  73. With the Old TiVo I actually watched more comerica by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a TiVo 1 I just need to fix the modem at some point. But when it was working I actually watched more Commercials then I have done before. On Normal TV when there is a commercial I naturally tune out and focus on something other then TV. But with the TiVo I now focus on Fast forwarding threw commercials, so my eyes are on every commercial moving past me at 4x speed, seeing every logo, and if something in the commercial was truly eye catching I stopped rewind and watched it again, normal. When I had the TiVo I was far more consumer savvy then I am now with disabled TiVo.

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  74. video game previews by dreadlock9 · · Score: 1

    Why not link the Tivo to an online game console and have it download game demos when a game commerical is on TV? It could even have an online store in the demo.

  75. Commercials on Demand? by fluch · · Score: 1

    Is there any demand for commercials (from the side of the audience)? I doubt...

  76. OT: MAX HEADROOM! by Malic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh would LOVE to buy a "Firefly Treatment" Edition of the whole of Max Headroom on DVD... Does anyone know anything about this...?

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  77. That is so cool! by luckytroll · · Score: 1

    Imagine the alternative uses for this - a clever program hacker could arrange for truly interesting information about products to be shown as well - like mini documentaries on the human rights abuses or environmental impacts of the product. I would even be interested in paying to have alternate-info-verts available on demand.

    A new tool for raising social consciousness and fermenting activism?

  78. Could be useful by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    This could actually be useful if you could pull up commercial messages that you actually found useful. Like, if you enjoy a funny commercial, you could watch it again and again. Or more practically, if you preferred commercials that were strictly informative and objective and honest, you could call those up (all zero of them) and get good, reliable information on products you were considering purchasing.

    People already do this, in fact, when they use the internet to research a purchase they are considering. If TiVo could somehow convince corporations to package the information in television friendly formats and provide the information to consumers on their demand, it might actually make sense for all parties and provide a useful service, rather than the intrusion and annoyance that typical commercials have turned into.

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  79. People LIKE ads. Yeah, right. by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Junk mailers, spammers, purveyors of popup ads, and advertisers in general are always asserting that many people enjoy their ads.

    The whole business model for Internet banner ads, popups, etc. is based on the assumption that you will welcome ads for product categories of interest to you. So was the Prodigy online service (in the days before it became an ordinary ISP).

    The failure of this business model should be proof, if proof were needed, that most people, most of the time, detest being interrupted or distracted by advertising. With very, very, very few exceptions, nobody likes ads that are pushed at them.

    Most advertisers probably hate to acknowledge this, even to themselves, so Tivo's pitch may be briefly effective ("of course people will want to watch your ads, they're not like all the others..."), but eventually advertisers will notice that very, very few viewers are accepting their pushy little invitations.

    The real brilliance of Google is that they discovered the only way in which ads really are acceptable: when they are the result of a user-initiated search for a specific product (note: a "pull" model rather than a "push" model).

  80. Backwards compatability question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it work with my CueCat?

    Finally, a way for me to consume MORE advertising.

  81. The really good idea... by pdoucy · · Score: 1

    would be to allow people to decide how much ads they want to see. The less ads you want, the more you pay.

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  82. this won't fix tivo's problems by sbma44 · · Score: 1
    TiVo is in serious trouble. Cheaper alternatives are becoming widely available. Allegiance to TiVo comes from the user experience -- it's hard to convince someone who hasn't used the product that it's worth the money, versus a $5/month extra on their cable bill for a lousy scientific atlanta PVR.

    Implementing more industry friendly features like stopping commercial skipping and inserting these on-demand commercials may help them form some more strategic partnerships with business -- important, given the likely replacement of DirecTiVo with a cheaper vendor's tech. But it won't do anything to improve the user experience -- which at this point, is basically all that TiVo's got going for it.

  83. Would you like to know more? by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    This doesn't make me think of the blipverts; it makes me think of the interactive information service portrayed in "Starship Troopers."

    I can see TiVO selling space on their startup screen (I don't have/want one so I'm not sure how it works.), and the menus. If you select the commercial channel, you'll get a Bloomberg type of display with a commercial spots that you can skip through (car ads, drug ads, movie trailers) while news headline and stock ticker crawls go across the bottom, and your localized weather/information takes up a sidebar. All of this interactive and controllable.

    I don't watch commercial TV (except for hockey games), and I don't watch the news. What information I want I pull off the web. If I could pull this info with this device using PiP while watching something else, I'd be sold on it. Plus it would have to integrate with a DTS sound system, and of course, record HDTV content from satellite.

    From what I do know about PVRs so far, I know not all of that is possible yet.

  84. And Don't Forget the Product... by SeanDuggan · · Score: 0

    One of the biggest problems with the clever ads is often they don't really leave a lasting impression of what the product was. I don't know that I'll be able to forget the "shoot-the-hamster through the O" or "Arrange the marching band in our logo then set wild dogs after them" commercials a few years ago, but honestly, I've forgotten who the company was. My dear mother will often watch a commercial then turn to me and say, "That was an interesting commercial. Did you catch what they were advertising?" (Admittedly, this may have something to do with ongoing macular degeneration too...)

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  85. highest bidder by signingis · · Score: 1

    So is TiVo just going to start downloading these extended commercials to people's units? What will determine who gets top billing for their product? How much space do they plan on taking up. Will these commercials also be in HDTV when the time comes? I don't want 20 gigs of storage taken up for a tampon commercial. :)

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    1. Re:highest bidder by stevel · · Score: 1

      All TiVos have some "reserved space" that is used for the Showcases material, and is not included in the advertised space for YOUR recordings. The video comes from a "paid programming" segment run on Discovery in the wee hours of the morning. (Some people have cable companies that preempt this for their own ads, so their TiVos don't get it.) It is not "downloaded" (as in from the Internet or over the phone.)

      As presently structured, the ads would not be HDTV. Perhaps sometime in the future that might happen.

  86. Wow... by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a great service for Mr. Orlando Soto, no?

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  87. Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now my head will explode, too...

  88. Re:With the Old TiVo I actually watched more comer by oscarm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Grab your tivo remote: press Select, Play, Select, 3, 0, select. The button that moves the marker forward 15 minutes is now a 30 second skip button.

  89. Yet another reason to build your own. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    Wow, it's not enough that you have to pay for the unit itself on top of a subscription fee, is it?

    Yet another reason to build your own PVR. It's nice to know that they can sell their product to millions of people, then at a whim decide, "Hey, let's make even more by selling AD space!" Greedy pricks.

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  90. Use another model... by azav · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing a report in the '80's that in Russia, Commercials ran for about 7 - 10 minutes at the top of the hour and people tuned in to watch them.

    I really wish we could subscribe to the topics of advertisements we want. I don't have erectile disfunction and need to "stay in the game" and I'm not looking food with "no rules" unless that means I don't have to pay.

    One day... one day...

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  91. "Take the F-150!" by raygundan · · Score: 1

    I dunno about any of it. Popups, interstitials, placements, etc... they all drive me nuts. The only thing that would make me happy is ads you choose to watch, and I would simply choose not to watch any of them. That alias episode you reference in particular, and an earlier one with an obnoxious logo zoom-in on a Ford Focus really grated on me.

    Honestly... who would yell something like "Take the F-150!!!" in a frantic chase? Maybe "Get in the truck." But in that particular example, how about "Get in the car in FRONT of the truck, so we don't have to push a parked car out of the way with the truck." Not to mention it made the Mustang look pretty lousy that a huge pickup truck could accelerate and corner as well as it did.

    I want to pay for my shows directly. I don't need 100 channels, ads, or anything but the few programs I like.

    1. Re:"Take the F-150!" by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      you nailed it :) I commented to the wifey on all those things. They did a logo zoom in that episode as well.

      I just saw Secret Window (my 2nd movie out of three in a year) and it was rife with product placement. Doritos, Mountain Dew, Microsoft, Pall Malls. On the plus side, it does show that psycho killers use MS Word. :)

  92. OT: Bad Joke by toiletsalmon · · Score: 1

    The only problem I might have with it is if my Tivo had the wrong idea of what I liked and didn't like. What a horrible time I might have if my Tivo recorded only ads for feminine hygiene products....

    If this behavior was caused by some type of internet worm or a virus, would that be considered a "yeast infection" instead??

    (I'm sorry. I couldn't resist :)

  93. Oh yes please give me more adds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember when this was called "Wink" and "Channel HyperLinking from WorldGate Communications."

  94. Ad content needs to get better by lairdb · · Score: 1

    Indeed -- One of the reasons I don't use the skip-30-seconds button, and have suggested a fast-forward-at-60x-to-next-all-black-frame feature is to allow me to watch for "interesting" commercials.

    I will, for example, invariably stop and go back to a Jack In The Box ad -- the worst of them deserves a funny=7 rating and the best are full-on funny=10.

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  95. Re:Tivo is really wanting to go back 5years by mrfatmann · · Score: 1

    Tivo: bringing a new product to market and ruining an industry --no matter how revolutionary the tech-- not a good idea. VCR is ok, because you're actually watching the commertials the first time you record something. At the very least the commertials are still there, even if you fast forward. Because Tivo practically eliminates commertials with its skip and delay, advertisers are nervous. The irony is that consumers don't care. There have not been droves of people throwing money at Tivo for their set top boxes. Tivo now wishes they would have made friends with the advertising companies b4 they made enemies of them. Tivo could have have headed this off years ago by having premium adds at a minimum. In a word, thoughtless.

  96. for your viewing pleasure, TiVO suggests... by swschrad · · Score: 1

    infinite spam channel, 24 hours, channel 37

    budweiser, "rolfing," 0930 - 1145, channel 40 (r)

    kerry for president ads, 24 hours, channel 87

    bush for president ads, 24 hours, channel 83

    TiVO features channel, 24 hours, channel 66 ... oh, boy, I can't wait to get one of those....

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  97. Poster doesn't read article, gets modded +5 by Phong · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I know, it requires actually having to read down to the second and third paragraphs of the associated article, but is that really too much to expect? Sadly, the entire premise of the parent article--that this is not a new TiVo feature--is wrong.

    The current TiVo setup has the one ad-spot at the bottom of the "home" page on the TiVo box that rotates between the various ad-spots in the showcase area. This is not what the article is talking about. The new feature will create a "link" to an ad from a commercial of a recorded program. This is the difference that TiVo hopes will make their ad spots more appealing to advertisers. Previously the only "link" that could be attached to a commercial was the "press thumbs up to record" feature that could be used to help promote upcoming shows.

    So, this is something new. See the article for details. Note that the part of the article that describes the Porsche commercial is talking about the existing technology. The later section discussing a Carnival Cruise ad is the new stuff.

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  98. ...do you want to know more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fo shizzle my nipple

  99. Troll doesn't own TiVo, doesn't get modded -1 by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    I'm not talking about the yellow star. The so called Video-to-video feature already exists and has been used before. The only thing that's new is TiVo's push to sell more such ads...

  100. Tune in to your Free Replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.freevo.org

    And to hell with commercials...

  101. hiya! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey how are you doing today?

  102. Commericals for other shows... by TheShadow · · Score: 1

    I noticed last night that my TV recognizes some commericals as ads for other shows and tells you to press the thumbs up button to record the show in the ad.

    Now that's pretty slick.

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  103. Britney, then Pepsi ... or vice versa? by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    TiVo actually has research to prove that people will actually rewatch a Pepsi comercial if Britney Spears is performing a dance routine while singing the soda company's jingle.

    Sure, I'll rewatch her dance. But I probably won't buy Pepsi.

    On the other hand, if I have to buy the Pepsi first, and then I get to rewatch her dance ... maybe I will buy a Pepsi.

    Okay, I'll be honest: I'll only buy the Pepsi if I then get to refuck her.

    But the basic principle remains: reward me, O Corporations, for buying your products.

    -kgj

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