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  1. Re:*sigh* on DHS Ponders "Improving" Terrorism Alert System · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah... and institute mandatory daily Two-Minute Hate sessions while we are on it.

    Fox News is already on 24/7.

  2. No Sympathy for Childs... on Judge Won't Lower $5M Bail For Jailed SF IT Admin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don 't know the man, but he appears to have behaved like a raging asshole since the start of this. Whatever his skill or lack thereof as a network administrator, he has totally failed as a member of the team running the City's network. For all of you bewailing the fact that this all seems to be politics, I can only say, "Duh!" Everyplace you work has politics. Childs seems to have decided that his way of winning at office politics is to commit public, career seppuku on top of a hill no one cares about. He has demonstrated for all to see that he lacks judgment and a sense of proportion. Good luck with your career in fast food retailing, dude.

  3. I'm Confused on Relativistic Navigation Needed For Solar Sails · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > it could travel 2500AU, far enough to explore the Oort Cloud... sending the sail roughly 1 million kilometers off course by the time it reaches the Oort Cloud

    How could you possibly miss the Oort Cloud, a spherical region, when you start inside it. Considering that we don't know jack, or even 10% of jack, about the Oort Cloud, what the hell are we aiming at? Fling the sucker out there at random and see what we find. The unaimed arrow never misses.

  4. Re:Where are the slashdot articles? on The Press Releases of the Damned · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....or have slashdot never been wrong?

    We have never been wrong. It's just that some of our post refer to conditions in alternate universes. It's a geek thing.

  5. Re:Brain Cancer Again... on Wireless Power Consortium Pushes for "Qi" Standard · · Score: 2, Informative

    I forsee Witricity adapters and a slew of 3rd party knock-off components for home and travel that allow us to bathe ourselves in a continuous blanket of electromagnetic radiation 24 hours a day.

    Sorry to tell you, but that's already happening from sources such as:

    • AM radio
    • FM radio
    • Television
    • That large nearby star
    • The electric power grid
    • Your computer
    • RADAR in the black helicopter that's following you around.
  6. Shouldn't Be a Problem on Sensor To Monitor TV Watchers Demoed At Cable Labs · · Score: 1

    >It all happens via a chip that resides in a camera that plugs into the set-top box.

    That's where I habitually set my large mug of very hot coffee.

  7. Re:SN != AL on Feds At DefCon Alarmed After RFIDs Scanned · · Score: 1

    SN != AL It's not tinfoil, it's aluminum foil. You'd think that the flock of nerds here would have that figured by now.

    Genuine article available here.

  8. Re:Same as gas stations on Funds Dwindle To Dismantle Old Nuclear Plants · · Score: 1

    >Anyone have any TIPS where one could invest in something safe? You know, protected against inflation, perhaps something insured by the treasury.

    Closest thing to meeting your requirements currently is US Treasury Bills. Of course, you have to get out to at least 7 years to get over 3% interest. The real trick is to beat inflation, which is currently very low, but may not stay that way.

  9. Additional Research on Apple Says iPhone Jailbreaking Could Hurt Cell Towers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Additional research by Apple Labs has shown that unlocked iPhones cause erectile dysfunction, global warming, birth defects, and leprosy. Protect yourself by purchasing a new, locked iPhone with a five year contract extension. It's the only way to be safe.

  10. Re:"Hey, I know!" on DHS Pathogen Lab To Be Built In "Tornado Alley" · · Score: 4, Funny

    >4. That's more of a HR issue than anything else. My guess is it wouldn't be that big of an issue. How many super duper Level 5 trained people want to move out to some little island in the middle of the fucking Pacific ocean?

    Substantially more than want to move to Kansas?

  11. Re:"Hey, I know!" on DHS Pathogen Lab To Be Built In "Tornado Alley" · · Score: 1

    The little island off the NY coast is a -good- place.

    Maybe so, if you ignore the fact that it's next door to the largest population center in North America.

    However, the prevailing winds blow offshore. I think Ireland is downwind. I do realize that winds blow from all directions occasionally.

  12. Re:Where does a cop get £160,000? on 40 Million Identities Up For Sale On the Web · · Score: 2, Funny

    now he is simply a slimy scammer trading in stolen goods. The man is a disgrace.

    Or possibly an MP.

  13. Wrong Side on Medieval UK Battle Records Released Online · · Score: 4, Funny

    >The main campaigns of the period were to France but there were others to ... Scotland

    Sorry, but my ancestors were on the other side. Damn English. Well, they were good at raising cattle to steal.

  14. Re:Who? on SCO Sells Its UNIX Product Line To London Firm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Pizza Hut also used OpenServer.

    Now they're a SUSE shop! :)

    no, they're still a pizza shop

    But only for certain extremely broad definitions of "pizza."

  15. Re:The whole thing is silly on Windows 7 Licensing a "Disaster" For XP Shops · · Score: 1

    If you are Vista and you want to have sex with Linux, does that make you gay?

    No, it means that Linux is into bestiality or possibly necrophilia.

  16. Re:does an iphone.... on Does the Wii Provide A "Watered-Down" Game Experience? · · Score: 1

    So if, theoretically, I'd have a bunch of vacuum tubes running at about 10GHz and hooked them up to 1TB of magnetic core memory, it'd perform better than current generation PC hardware?

    Well, even if it didn't, you would have a really big house and it would be nice and warm in winter. Electric bill might be a bit of a shocker though.

  17. Good Enough? on Measuring the Hubble Constant Better · · Score: 1

    When I was doing university physics with a slide rule, three significant figures ( 74.2 ± 3.6 (km/s)/Mpc) was good enough for anything. Is our next probe going to miss M31? Oh yeah, get off my lawn too. :-)

  18. Wrong Terminology on Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker · · Score: 1

    I don't think we're using the right term to describe Cheney's secret hideout. While "Bunker" does have a nicely Hitlerian ring to it, I think either "Lair" or "Crypt" are more in tune with Cheyney. Perhaps if it needs a name, R'lyeh will do.

  19. Objecting To the Use of "Big Brother" on The Road to Big Brother · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It has, perhaps, been some time since the reviewer read Nineteen Eighty-Four. In my mind, and that of many others, the salient feature of Big Brother was that he was watching you. Everywhere. The telescreen panel in your apartment is two-way. You have no privacy. Citizens of Oceania fear that some innocent action could be misconstrued resulting in a one-way trip to the Ministry of Love for a bit of Q&A with the Thought Police. Whether Big Brother actually existed was immaterial. Someone was watching you; always. To use Big Brother as a metaphor for omnipresent surveillance is both appropriate and suitably cautionary.

  20. Re:WSJ on News Corp Will Charge For Newspaper Websites · · Score: 4, Informative

    The thing with the Wall Street Journal is that most of the subscriptions are directly paid by companies or else put on the subscribers expense account.

    [citation needed]

    OK

  21. Re:WSJ on News Corp Will Charge For Newspaper Websites · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The thing with the Wall Street Journal is that most of the subscriptions are directly paid by companies or else put on the subscribers expense account. It's the same reason that internet access costs you $10.00 per day in a $250.. a night hotel and is free at the $50.00 a night place.

  22. Re:All such book reads will fail until... on Amazon Kindle DX Details Revealed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's more business/academic oriented

    But that just narrows the market size by 90%, which doesn't seem very bright.

    Targeting smart people with money doesn't seem a bad business model.

  23. Don't Forget Quattro and Paradox on Borland Being Purchased By Micro Focus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Two very popular Borland products back in the day were the Quattro Pro spreadsheet and the Paradox relational database. Quattro Pro had WYSIWYG and three dimensional features running on DOS way before Lotus. Paradox was a huge advance over dBase III in ease of use and report writing.

    If you had 2 MB of system RAM, they could both exist in system memory at the same time and swap back and forth. Not quite multitasking, but innovative at the time. Using DR DOS made the memory tricks easier. Ah... memories.

  24. Re:Liquify what? on US Trustee Asks To Send SCO Into Chapter 7 · · Score: 1

    >Their lawyers? Chief Officers?

    Perhaps they blend.

  25. Can't Be All Bad on Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon · · Score: 1

    If it would get Ann Coulter to STFU, it might have some merit. On the other hand, it is such an obvious castration of the First Amendment that even Scalia would have to shoot it down.