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Sensor To Monitor TV Watchers Demoed At Cable Labs

An anonymous reader writes "Cable operators at the semi-annual CableLab's Innovation Showcase have informally voted as best new product a gizmo that can determine how many people are watching a TV. Developed by Israeli company PrimeSense, the product lets digital devices see a 3-D view of the world (the images look like something from thermal imaging). In other words, that cable set-top box will know whether three people are sitting on the sofa watching TV and how many are adults vs. children. Do we really need cable and/or video service operators knowing this? It all happens via a chip that resides in a camera that plugs into the set-top box."

302 comments

  1. Limits? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can see some obvious uses here that I hope never happen, like, "Sorry, but you only purchased one ticket to your pay-per-view movie, and three people are watching! Purchase additional tickets or ask some of the viewers to leave."

    Of course, even if it gets that bad, I suspect it'd be defeated with something like duct tape. So, while it's kind of evil that someone might want to do this, I'm not all that worried that it would actually work.

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    1. Re:Limits? by clang_jangle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Any limits set initially may well change. This is just another reason to resort to bittorrent.

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    2. Re:Limits? by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Of course, even if it gets that bad, I suspect it'd be defeated with something like duct tape.

      "Sorry, but we have detected a problem with your set-top box. Please contact your local service center for repairs to your equipment and reactivation of your account."

    3. Re:Limits? by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      Of course, even if it gets that bad, I suspect it'd be defeated with something like duct tape.

      I'd just put a nice photograph of 1 person watching TV instead.

    4. Re:Limits? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Funny

      I saw that episode of the A-Team, too!

      I'd use a looping video of one person watching TV on a 7" LCD just in front of the camera. You've got to have movement.

      Even better, use a jailbroken GPS with miopocket.

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    5. Re:Limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No thanks. I think I'll continue to NOT watch TV and just download anything I want from torrents. :)

    6. Re:Limits? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I can see some obvious uses here that I hope never happen, like, "Sorry, but you only purchased one ticket to your pay-per-view movie, and three people are watching! Purchase additional tickets or ask some of the viewers to leave."

      I heard tell this was Disney's objection to the non-rewindable rental video tape case: it didn't account for multiple people present during the single viewing.

      Of course, even if it gets that bad, I suspect it'd be defeated with something like duct tape.

      More like you'll have to construct a diorama of the room in front of the sensor with the requisite number of people present and whatever qualities it requires simulated (body heat, reflective eyes that blink, occasional motion).

      "Boy, that sure is a bad movie, won't you?"

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    7. Re:Limits? by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suspect that would get defeated with the whole "I'll just watch it on netflix/DVD/bittorrent/whatever alternative there will be at the time." Maybe not for privacy's sake, but for "I'm not paying extra for when Jimmy comes over, fuck that."

      I suspect the actual uses of the device would be for advertisers to get some feedback and makeup of their viewing audience. The blurb linked to suggests it can tell between kids and adults. That doesn't sound like a tech to limit the number of viewers, that sounds like a tech to see "okay, how many kids versus how many adults are watching right now? More kids? Awesome, McDonalds pays more to run happy meal ads than value meal ads."

    8. Re:Limits? by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 0

      Set top box detects no motion. Set top box closes your account and calls the morgue. You're wondering why the screen goes black and why your front door gets busted in.

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    9. Re:Limits? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      And the theory of relativity was supposed to be used for god...

      Intended Use != Implemented Use

    10. Re:Limits? by mh1997 · · Score: 1
      Is there a set top box that detects that I don't own a TV, automatically orders one and then forces me to sit on the couch?

      If I did have TV, I could see myself not being concerned about this. I'd be willing to bet that cable boxes already report what channels are being watched. I've heard that DVRs report fast forward, rewind and what channels/shows are being recorded and watched. Netflix and the like know what you are watching. Apparently owning a TV is already a huge invasion of privacy.

    11. Re:Limits? by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      dammit, *GOOD*

    12. Re:Limits? by zach297 · · Score: 1

      Of course, even if it gets that bad, I suspect it'd be defeated with something like duct tape.

      Or putting it inside an A/V cabinet.

    13. Re:Limits? by maxume · · Score: 1

      If that is the choice, than that's fine.

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    14. Re:Limits? by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm actually only a moron, not a complete fucking idiot, that 'than' there is just a typo.

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    15. Re:Limits? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And that's all dandy -- IF they pay me to be part of their audience demographics study!

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    16. Re:Limits? by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      Point it at a tea light!

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    17. Re:Limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, something that may or may not happen in your home in the future is a great reason to download something today!

    18. Re:Limits? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      But what if they're midgets? All the shows aimed at midgets are going to wind up running non-stop Happy Meal and Barbie commercials.

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    19. Re:Limits? by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      Or Keanu Reeves on a bus.

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    20. Re:Limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmmm... A camera mounted inside the 'set top box'. This could be inside all the set top so called digital to analog converter boxes that the government had poor folks buy at fifty bucks a pop so that they could continue to watch what should be free. Now about counting folks and determining if some are kids and some are adults. There are many other possibilities. Lets do face recognition and see how many felons wanted for something somewhere, even a political 'offence' in China, and denounce them to the commissar of Homeland Security! Let's see how many adults are sitting too close to the kids and have them fingered as 'latent child abusers' and force them to register, move out to live under a bridge like they make them do in 'southern hospitality' states like Florida. Let's look around those rooms where these 'set top' spies are and compare the contents with lists of stolen items from 'unsolved cases' and see how many MORE can get put into the slam. Now lets see how many folks watch porno and compare the locations to where porn watchin is illegal and denounce them as well. And of course in southern states lets see how many black men are makin out with white women and how many black women are makin out with white men and prosecute them under the 'miscegenation laws' that are really still on the books in the redneck areas. O yes and you better not start talking against the government in the house cuz you don't know if that box has also a microphone in addition to its camera, fone connection, infrared heat detectors to see yer son screwin the neighbor's daughter in the next room, etc, ad infuriatum..... Hey and dontcha know it would be a great way to catch illegal aliens as well, especially if you install 'free television' in restaurants....

    21. Re:Limits? by RepelHistory · · Score: 1

      How long until we get DRM-esque provisions that state that the sensor must be working for the TV to work? Soon they'll be stipulating that you're not buying the TV... you're simply licensed to use it at the discretion of the cable company.

    22. Re:Limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering how many cops actually want to serve door busting style warrants on behalf of the MPAA, RIAA, etc.? You're about the fifth person to post to this thread so far about doors being kicked in, so I guess it's possible this really is where the law is headed. Given that, I want to ask any law enforcement types - Do you really want more reasons why you have to go into the most dangerous environment for a cop that has ever existed?
              This will be like serving narcotics warrants on crack houses, only the people inside are seldom going to be doped up, and a lot of them will think they are in the right, and defending their castle. Every time the police serve another few hundred of them, the results will include a few dead home owners, a few dead little old ladies, a few dead children, and at least an occasional dead cop.
              So the question becomes, why would you let the local cable service put you in this situation? If I ran for mayor on a platform that police should only respond to domestic quarrel complaints unarmed, wearing uniforms with red concentric circle patterns over the heart region, I'm pretty sure the local FOP wouldn't give me their endorsement. When do the police start speaking out about the way these companies expect cops to bleed to expand the corporate profit margin.
             

    23. Re:Limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean, it's not a tech to limit viewers? It COUNTS VIEWERS; they can use it for what they want. Are you really naïve enough to think they haven't always dreamt of per-viewer fees?

    24. Re:Limits? by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 1, Funny

      er.. no. If you're reported as being alone & dead, there's just no point in ringing the doorbell.

      Thank you for your large reply though.

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    25. Re:Limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meh - put a candle in front of it - lit of course...

      or a single, 40 watt light bulb...

      it will *blind* the sensor with one large heat source...

    26. Re:Limits? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      It's called "slippery slope". All things like this start out relatively innocuous. You know there was a time that you didn't get ads on cable because you were paying for it? All of a sudden they realized they could double-dip. Same thing will happen if these cameras get installed. "Hey, you know, we can charge MORE for pay per view flicks if there are more people watching! And we can verify it!"

    27. Re:Limits? by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      Hilarious :-)

    28. Re:Limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. I have a cunning plaaaann. The midget population should organize and wreak havoc on the results.

    29. Re:Limits? by dasherjan · · Score: 1

      I've never read the book or watched the movie, but wasn't this in 1984? Also, does this mean no more sex in front of the TV?

    30. Re:Limits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could also tell how many kids are watching porn vs. adults!

    31. Re:Limits? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The beauty of free market is that someone will create a device doing just that. If it's illegal, who cares, it will be legal somewhere on the planet. And this, kids, is the beauty of globalisation...

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    32. Re:Limits? by profplump · · Score: 1

      Owning a TV is no invasion of privacy. Even using it isn't. But I suppose that isn't relevant to your holier-than-thou rant.

      Putting other people in charge of your media distribution may well be a threat to your privacy, but that's hardly unavoidable nor is it unique to TV -- brick and mortar and online media outlets have been collecting whatever customer information they can for years, from credit card info, points/loyalty cards, etc. Unless you're buying anonymously with cash, or only consuming media from an institution that values privacy (like a library) there's a good chance someone is already tracking your media consumption habits, be they video, book, or otherwise.

    33. Re:Limits? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Are you really so cynical and paranoid that you think there's one "They" out there?

      I mean it's not to limit viewers because it's not the MPAA developing it. "They" referring to the MPAA? Sure, they dream of it, and they might try to buy this tech. "They" being PrimeSense? They're dreaming of making money, and selling it to advertisers seems a much more likely avenue.

      Why do I say that? See the original post, I explained it there, for all to read.

    34. Re:Limits? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how they'd make it gradual. At the point where they say "okay, now you have to pay twice as much for netflix if there are two people watching," a significant chunk of their viewers will switch to alternatives that won't do that, like bittorrent or whatever. The genie is out of the bottle, the only way they're going to get most people to pay for it is if paying is the path of least resistance, and I don't see a way to put this in and keep it the easiest option if a friend or family member is over and you need to feed the box, or if the box needs to see everyone in the room.

      Like I said, I expect it not to go that route not because of privacy issues but because of convenience.

    35. Re:Limits? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 0

      The free market solution is much simpler...just use Roku or Xbox 360 for Netflix or AppleTV for TV & movies. Xbox 360 was updated last night so I can browse Netflix on my console instead of searching for movies and adding them to my instant queue on my computer.

    36. Re:Limits? by operagost · · Score: 1
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    37. Re:Limits? by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      Of course, another way to look at it is that this is the first step to all content being freely available all the time, with a guarantee that you will be billed for what you view.

    38. Re:Limits? by mh1997 · · Score: 1

      Putting other people in charge of your media distribution may well be a threat to your privacy, but that's hardly unavoidable nor is it unique to TV -- brick and mortar and online media outlets have been collecting whatever customer information they can for years, from credit card info, points/loyalty cards, etc. Unless you're buying anonymously with cash, or only consuming media from an institution that values privacy (like a library) there's a good chance someone is already tracking your media consumption habits, be they video, book, or otherwise.

      That is exactly the point I was trying to make. People "care" about obvious invasions of privacy, but practically every action/transaction is already tracked unless you go to great effort to conceal it.

    39. Re:Limits? by mh1997 · · Score: 1

      Brillian! I only wish that I could mod you up.

  2. I need the box, not the camera. by BigT · · Score: 1

    Nothing that can't be fixed with a piece of electrical tape. Or an ice-pick.

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    1. Re:I need the box, not the camera. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until and unless they decide that knowing this information is mandatory then the TV will not let you watch anything until you unblock the camera.

    2. Re:I need the box, not the camera. by mmaniaci · · Score: 1

      Or a PC, an internet connection, and BitTorrent.

    3. Re:I need the box, not the camera. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Gah! He's looking for a workaround and you have to butt in with a solution...

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  3. Porn that learns what you like. by BlueKitties · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, the inner exhibitionist in me is tingling.

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    1. Re:Porn that learns what you like. by Aggrav8d · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Inner* Exhibitionist?

    2. Re:Porn that learns what you like. by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      To paraphrase Tycho Brahe, "Having a webcam is the first step toward getting caught masturbating."

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    3. Re:Porn that learns what you like. by michael_cain · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Some years ago, I developed a small box for the research organization in one of the cable companies that monitored the IR remote control to track button presses and did screen grabs of the STB output in order to allow in-home monitoring of customers' use of the various UI features (needed both because the STB in question was notorious for missing button presses). One version of the little box added a camera pointing out at the viewers and grabbed those images at the same time. The original intent was to allow researchers to check who was in the room when strange button sequences were encountered in the data; while testing the box in a researcher's home, the odd sequences turned out to occur when the three-year-old got her hands on the remote control. The human factors types loved having the snapshots available; again during in-house testing, the image sequences jogged peoples' memories: "Yeah, Bobby was there and that was when this odd thing happened..."

      The version that took pictures of viewers never got used in customers' homes. The legal department was seriously concerned about how to write an agreement regarding the use of those images. I certainly have to wonder whether Comcast's legal department has looked at what needs to be added to the terms of service, and what the privacy requirements will be. If I believe my spouse has been cheating on me, can I get access to what was observed while I was out of town?

      The members of the research group and I did have some odd conversations about whether the viewer snapshots should be disabled based on which channel was being watched...

    4. Re:Porn that learns what you like. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like time to drop my shorts and sit on the couch with my legs spread while I scratch my balls as the movie plays. Hmmm, I've always wanted to moon a TV exec. I wonder what a thermal image of me pissing into a bucket looks like. Damn, I love watching TV with one of those dish-reflector radiant heaters pointed at the box.

      If I believe my spouse has been cheating on me, can I get access to what was observed while I was out of town?

      Not likely, as the pix will be claimed as "proprietary business information" by the picture-takers. However, any half-competent lawyer (that would be most of them) would be able to sub poena her bridge toll records because they're collected by (quasi-) governmental agencies.

    5. Re:Porn that learns what you like. by fredcai6 · · Score: 1

      Not being a regular Penny Arcade user, I immediately was confused by the idea of a 16th century webcam.

    6. Re:Porn that learns what you like. by vaporland · · Score: 1

      The legal department was seriously concerned about how to write an agreement regarding the use of those images.

      Just bury the contract language in the shrinkwrap clickthrough license - nobody reads them anyway...

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    7. Re:Porn that learns what you like. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      How can you get "caught"? I mean it's not something bad or forbidden.

      If someone would walk in on me masturbating, (or having sex for that matter) I'd tell him to "give me some privacy, would ya?", and all is good. Ok, except if I like that person being with me. ^^

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  4. Other things it will know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you're:

    • Jacking off to porn.
    • Do'in someone on the couch.
    • Getting a blowjob
    • Eating
    • Who you are eating
    • Drinking
    • Watching with the guys
    • Masturbating to a flick
    • Which actors get you hot.
    • An on and on...
    1. Re:Other things it will know by d474 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear Sir,

      Your hobbies interest me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Please don't tell my mother.

      Signed,
      NoSocialOutlets

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  5. Flying toasters by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 1

    It appears that you are trying to toast more than one piece of bread at a time. Consider buying another toaster, investing in a commercial model, or signing up for our maintenance plan which provides a live-in political officer to toast your bread for you.

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  6. Sigh... by kclittle · · Score: 1

    Somewhere, Orwell is slowly shaking his head...

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    1. Re:Sigh... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Or spinning like a top...

    2. Re:Sigh... by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Somewhere, Orwell is slowly shaking his head...

      Maybe. For my money, Orwell wasn't a prophet or a doomsday proclaimer; he was a satirist. He'd be laughing his head off.

      (Try it! Go and read the last paragraph of 1984, trying to keep in mind the hypothesis that it's meant to be funny. If nothing else, it really makes you realise just how over-the-top the language is.)

  7. I bet it doesn't work! by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I bet it can't tell the difference between someone watching the TV and someone sleeping in front of the TV.

    I bet it can't tell the difference between me, sitting at the kitchen table watching the Football and my wife sitting at the breakfast table with her back turned.

    I bet it can't tell that I am reading, not watching.

    How does it distinguish a large dog from a small child?

    If it uses infra red it can at least distinguish a human from a cardboard cut-out of the Duke of Edinburgh! I have seen award ceremonies have trouble with that one, so I guess that makes it smarter than some humans.

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    1. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't hard to detect where the humans eyes are and if they're open and which direction they're facing. There's no reason they shouldn't be able to; 1) detect you're looking at the TV even from an angle, if you can see the TV, they can see you, 2) If you're sleeping, your eyes are closed, and this is easy to detect so yes they can, and in fact they could even factor that into the demographic e.g. how many people pass out during a show and miss the commercials hence adjusting the revenue/fees and whether or not to cancel a show or move it to a different time slot maybe not placing a boring show so late at night, 3) If your wife's back is turned it won't detect her eyes, their spacing, whether open or not, etc. therefore it wouldn't count her as a viewer, 4) you might be right on it not being able to detect if you are reading, though if you're reading a newspaper in front of the TV set you can still hear their commercials, though they can't determine if you have hearing loss, 5) dogs have different shaped heads, eye spacing, eye shapes/sizes, reflectivity, iris shades, eyelashes, etc than humans. Any number of ways to discern them from humans here.

      Now, whether or not they implemented any of the things I mentioned, whether it looks only forward, what range it can handle, etc is all up to their own specifications. I'm just indicating what is possible with current technologies if I were asked to develop this for my boss. Heck, the Android G1 cell phone from T-Mobile can even detect how many people are in a picture and draw a dot between their eyes, and that's an underpowered & less sophisticated version of this heuristic.

    2. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Bet you it uses Microsoft Natel tech.

    3. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Two words: Mirrored Sunglasses.

    4. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      So its no longer just an infrared sensor, now its an actual camera?

      No I didnt RTFA

    5. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by jfortman · · Score: 5, Informative

      On the contrary. I bet it does.

      One of my graduate professors at the University of Missouri is doing some work with elder care with technology like this. Getting real 3-D information from multiple cameras takes a lot of processing time, but they can segment the space in a room down to 1 inch cubes. The result is a 3-D silhouette of the objects and people moving in the room. They can tell the difference between people moving throughout the room. A small child is different from a dog in that the dog has 4 legs, for example.

      They can identify whether a person is laying on the couch or has fallen. They can extract information such as the bend of the spine and whether a person favors one leg or the other. A silhouette of a cardboard cutout would appear flat to the camera.

      What I described above is PHD research using some fairly complex computer vision, 3-D segmentation and pattern recognition algorithms. 3-D scene reconstruction cannot be done with a single camera. The math doesn't work. I would not expect a set-top box with a single webcam to be that good. I would, however, expect them to do motion segmentation on frames of video. Background subtraction would let them ignore the furniture in the room and identify regions of motion. From there, pattern recognition algorithms could be used to find faces and identify the relative shape of a body based on a template. Given that, you could identify whether a person was tall or short and the relative proportions of their bodies. You probably couldn't identify male or female, though. That would be a tough call. You probably could identify a dog versus a child with relative ease.

      Luckily, the amount of bandwidth needed to send these images back to the cable company would be pretty massive (given everyone who watches cable in a small to medium sized city) so you shouldn't worry about that. You probably only need to worry about packets being sent back over the cable line identifying the date, time, number of adults, number of children, channel and number of seconds since the last channel change.

    6. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How does it distinguish a large dog from a small child?

      The small child probably isn't the one licking its own genitalia.

    7. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by LionMage · · Score: 1

      I doubt the infrared sensor mentioned in TFA (which produces images comparable to a "thermal imaging scan") has the resolution necessary to determine eyeline for each person sitting in front of the TV.

    8. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by dltaylor · · Score: 1

      Here's a cheap one: http://www.chinoindia.com/dl/spec/pdf_thermoimaging/TP-L_PSE-702.pdf.

      Looks pretty clear to me, 'specially the pictures on page 4.

    9. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah the old theory versus practice. 'PHD research' in such a field and level means nothing about how well it will work in the field. It may appear to work well in the lab, at the university, or in a 'demo', but it pretty much always fall apart in real-life, in the field (too often doesn't work (or doesn't work well enough), or too hard to make work (hand tuning per individual deployment), or too expensive hardware needed). While extremely interesting for research, until it's a commercial product with a proven track record, it's not much more than junk for everybody else.

      For example, I can't see through the door on the cabinet that holds my cable box, using both my eyes, but the remote works through it just fine, because it lets light through, just not where the light came from... imagine a thin piece of paper. That's complete loss of contrast for your camera, no algorithm can fix that.

      Oh, and don't forget that rooms with TV's are often very dark, camera's such in the dark, and even with infrared lighting the range would suck, your camera noise and/or exposure time would, and the system would be overly expensive needing two high-end low-light camera sensors plus a big infrared light that, by the way, kills reception of signals from the remote to anything infrared device nearby (think TV's, bluray players, and ... cable boxes...)....

    10. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet it can't tell if my TV is on!

    11. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, I am NOT paying for my three dogs to watch the Animal Planet while I'm at work!

    12. Re:I bet it doesn't work! by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      A simple heat camera will suffice. The front of a face has a distinct pattern, as opposed to the back. Also a sleeping person has a different temperature pattern.

      It can also tell where you are looking (that is old tech already).

      And the large dog definitely does not look like a small child. :)

      But I agree with what you're getting at: That system is far from the abilities of a human. And it will be for a long time.
      But as long as the error rate is below a certain level, it does not matter, does it?

      Ok, in reality, I'd never accept such a system anyway. But I didn't have a TV in my home for nearly a decade now, so I can't relate anyway. In 10 years nobody will watch TV anyway. Or it will be like BSD. Constantly dying for decades. ;)

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  8. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...it gets cold in the winter.

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Savior_on_a_Stick · · Score: 0

      mod parent +5 Insightful

  9. Phone home by Thiez · · Score: 1

    Does the device send this information to anyone? The article says no such thing, so the whole "Do we really need cable and/or video service operators knowing this?" line in the summary appears to be FUD. Does anyone have a source with more relevant information about this product?

    1. Re:Phone home by HomelessInLaJolla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When the consideration is corporation vs. consumer, or government vs. citizen, FUD comes true nearly one hundred percent of the time.

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    2. Re:Phone home by PolyDwarf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What would be the point if it *didn't* send the info to anyone?

    3. Re:Phone home by xigxag · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The manufacturer's homepage seems to imply that the device could be used for gesture-controlled applications, such as changing the channel without a remote control.

      In other words, something like Natal.

      Or to rephrase that, what does this device do that Natal doesn't have the capability to do? And that being the case, shouldn't people be equally worried about Natal spying on its users?

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    4. Re:Phone home by Thiez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure you'll get modded +5 for that, but it's simply not true. There are many, many countries where you can say you disagree with the government or some corporation in public without mysteriously disappearing the next day. Webcams have existed for a long time now and I know of no country where it is required by law to have one turned on 24/7 sending images to 'Our Glorious Leader, May He Live Forever'. You and I and the rest of /. may disagree with many things that happen in this world (mostly concerning surveilance, copyright, and software patents) but if you are from a western country like I assume most /.'ers are, chances are you actually have it very very good in terms of wealth and freedom. That doesn't mean we should sit back and do nothing, but to the whole persecution complex some of us have is ridiculous and an insult to those who have it far worse than us.

    5. Re:Phone home by jvillain · · Score: 1

      I don't see the big fuss in this the British had them beat when their government decided to start putting cameras in peoples houses. As for whether they need this of course they do. How else are they going to keep people from sharing the cost of a PPV. The UFC will be all over this.

    6. Re:Phone home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.lightreading.com/blog.asp?blog_sectionid=419&doc_id=180319&site=cdn&

    7. Re:Phone home by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Could you point out the relevant bit? I couldn't find it.

    8. Re:Phone home by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      Natal can be turned off and moved. Throw one of these in your cable box, and it's on and looking for every moment the box is powered up.

    9. Re:Phone home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to bring it up (pun intended) but if it is gesture-controlled I can't imagine how it would react to someone openly masturbating in front of it.
      Will it be smart enough to cycle through pr0n channels or sequentially to the next higher one? eg, 1,2,3,...99,1,2,3,...99.

    10. Re:Phone home by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      My Xbox 360 is not connected to the Internet. Good luck spying on me with that.

      My cable box *has* to be connected to the cable network to do anything.

    11. Re:Phone home by zacronos · · Score: 1

      How about "parental controls" that don't require a password which is: annoying to enter, can be forgotten by the adult, blocks adult guests when you forget to tell them the password, and can be bypassed with a clever guess by a child? I'm not saying there aren't issues with this idea (hey, my life-size cardboard cutout of Han Solo is my chaperone!), but I'm willing to bet they're trying to find a way to make this work.

    12. Re:Phone home by rednip · · Score: 1

      what does this device do that Natal doesn't have the capability to do?

      Not sure what Natal is, but does it collect data on the occupants of a room and upload it to a remote system? If so, then yes they should be equally worried.

      Haven't RTFA of course, but I could see this mostly being used with Nielson style services, perhaps with the 'let us spy on you, and get a discount on TV service. However, the only way that I'd do it is if I could see exactly what the device sends, and even then I'd probably not trust the system well enough to be 'honest' about it's communications.

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    13. Re:Phone home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      People like you are going to make it happen.

      It takes a long time to put the technology in place but once it is there it only needs a change of government and a will to use the technology and opposition will be difficult to say the least. Communications could be selectively disrupted, travel monitored, private conversations recorded, phone calls logged and monitored and so on.

      In the UK there is now a national network of cameras which log number plates of passing cars. It is not possible to drive through London or throughout the motorway system without the system knowing about it. As you travel, you face will also be recorded, any phone call you make from your mobile will pinpoint your position and help establish your social network. No materials you buy using a credit card or via the Internet will go untracked. Which digital broadcasts do you view, what books have you bought, where did you spend your money, park your car, walk your dog. These facilities are already in place and apart from an ongoing rumble amongst the libertarians the majority of the population have barely noticed and the potential for monitoring and control has not yet registered. I suspect it is already too late to roll those systems back.

      Those systems are increasingly being used, and the ability they grant is reflected in legislation which increasingly restricts what you can say, and what you can do. They restrict it because the technology allows them to enforce it.

      You think that because we aren't gunned down by the police or thrown in jail that we live in a free state, but you are wrong. The technology enables the state to control the flow of information and undermine the opposition. They don't need to gun anybody down or throw you in jail.

      Cameras in the home will come and sooner than you think, and with them, further restriction on your life and less control for you over your life - unless you and others like you wake up now.

    14. Re:Phone home by plsander · · Score: 1

      Didn't Douglas Adams theorize on this in one of the first couple of Hitchhikers' books?

      Something about having to sit perfectly still when listening to the radio so that your gestures don't change the station...

    15. Re:Phone home by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      Great, I'm picturing the viewer having to spell out ABC with their body (like people singing "YMCA") to switch to that channel

    16. Re:Phone home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't mean we should sit back and do nothing, but to the whole persecution complex some of us have is ridiculous and an insult to those who have it far worse than us.

      That's idiot talk. Name one insulted person. This is the exact kind of bullshit that taking any action at all gets from those interested in maintaining the status quo. In addition, the psychobabble about "insult" adds exactly nothing to the discussion, so dry it off and put it back in your pants.

      Why should I let myself be driven to the same desperate level as those others before I "acquire the right" to bitch? Do I have to be subjected to the same obscene level of CCTV surveillance as the English population before I start smashing or shooting out the fucking cameras?

      Not that the Brits haven't long since surrendered their right to have anything to shoot with.

  10. Just one word... by bfmorgan · · Score: 1

    TAPE

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  11. Re:Oblig by Tokerat · · Score: 1, Funny

    Came for this, left satisfied.

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  12. camera that plugs into the set-top box by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    So don't plug it in. Toss the damned thing in the trash.

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  13. 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The telescreen is only 25 years late.

  14. Also handy for tracking down . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . Runners who are trying to evade their Death Panel appointments. You can tell which ones are sick and due for termination by their elevated IR output.

    1. Re:Also handy for tracking down . . . by meador · · Score: 1

      Logan, is that you?

      And that Box wouldn't fit on your set up: http://www.jeffbots.com/box.html

    2. Re:Also handy for tracking down . . . by natehoy · · Score: 1

      No need for a Sandman, just subject them to enough reality TV and they'll either kill themselves or turn into complete vegetables (same difference, except they keep eating food).

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  15. Nielson boxes? by Gudeldar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps these are going to go in next generation Nielsen boxes so that Nielsen can give a more accurate count of viewers instead of just assuming 1 box = 1 viewer.

    1. Re:Nielson boxes? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1, Funny

      What, are you kidding! That's way too sensible! As the other posters have surmised its an evil plot such that the cable operator can watch everything you do from their Skull Island fortress of doom!!!!!

    2. Re:Nielson boxes? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What, are you kidding! That's way too sensible! As the other posters have surmised its an evil plot such that the cable operator can watch everything you do from their Skull Island fortress of doom!!!!!

      No, the other posters have surmised that if something can be abused by those in a position of power, it will be so abused, sooner or later.

      Whether it is first used for a "sensible" purpose or no, sooner or later it will be used for a malicious purpose.

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    3. Re:Nielson boxes? by yuna49 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ratings companies like Nielsen have been using "people meters" for years now. However the current technology relies on household members pressing a button to register their presence in the room. Nielsen experimented with infrared sensors over twenty years ago. Trust me, this is hardly new technology.

      Of course, becoming a member of one of the Nielsen meter panels depends on your agreeing to participate. A system where one is automatically monitored by a set-top box with or without prior agreement raises enormous privacy issues. I'd assume if this takes off it'll just be another one of the 175 clauses contained in your "agreement" with the cable operator.

    4. Re:Nielson boxes? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      Something like this could very possibly put Nielsen right out of business.

    5. Re:Nielson boxes? by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of sick of this attitude.

      Certainly human corruption is a universal issue, and certainly without proper vigilance said corruption will, in all likelihood occur in anything that can be abused.

      However, the idea is not to be vigilant for anything that might possibly be abused and prevent it(we'd basically have to all stay locked in our houses and not move in order to achieve this, but to be vigilant for abuse and to fight it when/if it occurs.

      Everything on earth can be abused, that doesn't meant that we shouldn't do anything, it means we should punish the abusers.

    6. Re:Nielson boxes? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      However, the idea is not to be vigilant for anything that might possibly be abused and prevent it(we'd basically have to all stay locked in our houses and not move in order to achieve this, but to be vigilant for abuse and to fight it when/if it occurs.

      The first step in being vigilant for abuse is recognize that something can be abused, and how it can be abused. Once that is done, we can consider ways to punish the abuse.

      Assuming that things will always be used in benign ways by default merely allows the hypothetical abusers a head-start in implementing the abuse.

      Far better to anticipate them, and head them off at the pass, rather than respond to them once they've already abused you.

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    7. Re:Nielson boxes? by FrozenGeek · · Score: 1

      While the attitude is unfortunate, it is, unfortunately, a fairly realistic attitude. There are far too many examples available today of either abuse of technology or plans to abuse technology. Given the number of such examples (if you have to ask for examples, you clearly don't read /. enough), it is realistic that when a new technology appears, which would, if abused, seriously disrupt privacy rights, that the denizens of /. would speak out against it. We'll need to see lots of examples of government (and corporations) doing the right thing, actively preventing abuse of technology, before this attitude will ebb. Rather than try to shout down /., your time might be better spent educating others.

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    8. Re:Nielson boxes? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Ratings companies like Nielsen have been using "people meters" for years now. However the current technology relies on household members pressing a button to register their presence in the room.

      False. We discussed here on slashdot the new Nielsen system which is capable of performing face recognition of registered participants even if they have changed facial hair or added glasses. I can't reasonably locate the discussion now though. Maybe I hallucinated the slashdot participation, but I remember the discussion happening somewhere.

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    9. Re:Nielson boxes? by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Well of course it can. I can abuse a golf club by smacking you over the head with it, but generally I'm not too worried when I see someone with a golf club.

      Mainly I was remarking on the fact that when I posted most people were spouting off "Oh man they're going to watch us watch TV to supress us!" as if that was the intended purpose of the device. The GGP got it correct in that the intended purpose of the device is probably in voluntary Nielson rating type situations. Jumping from that to "the government is going to force us to have one of these on at all times, 1984 1984!" is frankly ridiculous and a bit sad too.

      I tend to react the same way when any article on a new technology instantly comments on what diabolical way terrorism will interact with it in our "post 9/11 society".

      So yes, a golf club will eventually become a malicious tool in the hands of a raving maniac. It might also be used to play golf once in a while too.

    10. Re:Nielson boxes? by Raedwald · · Score: 1

      False. We discussed here on slashdot the new Nielsen system which is capable of performing face recognition of registered participants.

      Maybe some Nielsen researchers were evaluating some technology like this, but I doubt it is in production use. I work for the competition, and I know that People-Meters relying on button pushes are the norm.

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    11. Re:Nielson boxes? by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      I just get sort of sick of the whole, "nothing can ever change because that change could be abused". FFS this is a tech site, not an AARP meeting.

    12. Re:Nielson boxes? by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      And I'm sick of the "yes, we did it, but the other companies were too" and "some company was going to do it, so why shouldn't we" attitudes that are frequently trotted out after the fact when companies get caught doing this crap. Unfortunately as long as they think that way, we have to assume they're going to abuse things like this.

      It's not like they punish this sort of stuff anyway. At worst they force the people who make these unethical decisions to form a new company where they can do it again.

    13. Re:Nielson boxes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We were testing People Meters back in '90 at Nielsen. You couldn't help but laugh as the engineers would put on Nixon masks to make sure the people meters would detect that a different person was now watching. And yes, one of the main premises was to be able to detect eye position to determine who was really watching.

    14. Re:Nielson boxes? by ReverendDC · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of the phrase, "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions?" I am sure no one intended for an vermicide to be used to commit mass genocide, but Zyklon A and B are your prime examples. How about nuclear fission? I'm sure Einstein really meant for a world destroying weapon when he was deducing General Relativity. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

  16. What, no... by eddy · · Score: 1

    plethysmograph? How will the know what porn we like?

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  17. duct tape by nurb432 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Of course, even if it gets that bad, I suspect it'd be defeated with something like duct tape. .

    And then the box detects its 'blind' and refuses to run your movie, or worse, calls the MPAA for a violation of terms, and perhaps some 'circumvention prevention law' they will have bought by then, bringing down the black van onto your home..

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    1. Re:duct tape by RetroGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And then the box detects its 'blind' and refuses to run your movie

      At which point I return the box/tv set, yell at the salesperson, and behave badly.

      This is like the Panasonic patent which blocks channel changing during commercials. Some *AA exec is wetting his pants, but the public WILL NOT put up with this.

      This kind of intrusion is a revolution just waiting to happen, sheeple or not.

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    2. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Easily solved, thanks to the 5th element:

      The cash man! Don't fuck with me or I'll blow you to tomorrow!

      Take a picture of your living room with x number of people in it, and mount it in front of the camera

      Problem solved!

    3. Re:duct tape by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I remember that not working very well for that guy. Also, bruce willis would be the MPAA in that case, which is a bit of a stretch.

    4. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone exiting a black van in front of my house will be shot on site. ;-)

    5. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and perhaps some 'circumvention prevention law' they will have bought by then

      Well, since it would technically be considered circumventing copyright protection or encryption schemes, placing duct tape on the sensor would be a criminal act under the DMCA.

      One step ahead of ya....

    6. Re:duct tape by Lucky75 · · Score: 1

      Somehow this reminds me of the Mr. Bean episode where the TV won't work unless he's sitting at a bad angle, so he takes off all his clothes and makes a model of himself. We could do something like that? It also gives me a reason to watch TV naked, not that I needed one before ;) Of course, the power went out right after he got the TV working, so...

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    7. Re:duct tape by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      That's where the mirrors pointing to the mannequin come in.

    8. Re:duct tape by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can see it now. The technology is evil.

    9. Re:duct tape by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That law exists now...

      But I was using duct tape as a very simple example. It could also be defeated by, for example, detaching the scanner and pointing it at a single lava lamp in a corner of the room with no one there. Thus, it sees one "person"...

      You get the idea. It would be broken. The more important point is that we shouldn't have to put up with this shit.

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    10. Re:duct tape by lordsid · · Score: 1

      Ya that would be tantamount to everyone carry a tracking device so they could be found at any time and have their movements tracked. Good thing America hasn't fallen for that trick yet. Damn sheeple.

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    11. Re:duct tape by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      All they have to do is call the camera a "security layer", and your duct tape violates ther DMCA. In theory.

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    12. Re:duct tape by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      Good thing my vans green then.

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    13. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, even if it gets that bad, I suspect it'd be defeated with something like duct tape. .

      And then the box detects its 'blind' and refuses to run your movie...

      Or you could just wrap the extra viewers in duct tape -- so the heat sensor won't see them.

    14. Re:duct tape by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's most likely an infrared camera. It detects body heat. You think they wouldn't catch on?

    15. Re:duct tape by jelle · · Score: 1

      V2 is a piece of tape with a hole in it so that it sees one blob. If needed V3 will be a short paper tube.

      The system will fail to count correctly often anyway. For example, where the cablebox is inside a case with a door that can close or diffuses the light (which is already the case in many home setups). Or for example, it will count the dog laying in front of the tv, or sitting on the couch... and/or not see people sitting in the 2nd row of the enthousiast home theater setup... etc etc... If the count is unreliable, the data is useless...

       

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    16. Re:duct tape by Crysm · · Score: 1

      If the count is unreliable, the data is useless...

      If the count's reliability can be accurately estimated, the data is not useless; the margin of error changes.

    17. Re:duct tape by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Then it will be fixed.

      A box that is physically under the control of a person not liking its behaviour will be altered.

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    18. Re:duct tape by damburger · · Score: 1

      Fucking hell, that sucks for emo plumbers doesn't it?

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    19. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could just wrap the extra viewers in duct tape -- so the heat sensor won't see them.

      I've seen such movies and they sure are hot.

    20. Re:duct tape by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but if you don't want to pay for cable and have the cable company spy on you every second of the day then you're probably a filthy Internet pirate. Your bank accounts will be deducted the monthly price of cable to offset any piratical activities that you might possibly engage in. To stop these deductions, merely sign back up with your friendly neighborhood cable company.

      - The MPAA

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    21. Re:duct tape by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      it's a 3-D sensor, what your hack will make it detect is a small, flat surface placed a few inches away

    22. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone exiting a black van in front of my house will be shot on site. ;-)

      In Texas, you can shoot them on site, but you can't shoot them out in the street.

    23. Re:duct tape by ppanon · · Score: 1

      Make a small version of one of these. Use a fixed duct to make it take its air from one the inevitable warm exhausts from your electronics. "Movement. I've got lots of movement." This baby is hot.

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    24. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Candles could give it the impression that somebody is watching it.

       

    25. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple solution is to either place something in front of it or turn it towards a wall.

    26. Re:duct tape by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      At which point I return the box/tv set, yell at the salesperson, and behave badly.

      ... get Tasered into a state of catatonia and dragged off in the Paddy Wagon to start your new life of indentured servitude.

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    27. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you could just set a picture in front of it :)

    28. Re:duct tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Please insert credit card to pay for the from minus 3 up to 4 people that are currently watching this pay per view feature"

      Technically you are correct; there still is some information in the data, however the usefullness will definitely not be enough for things such as checking whether or not enough 'licenses' have been bought to watch content, or such big-brother type uses. The usefullness is more in the range of 'was it busier at 8pm than at 11pm?', and such statistical uses (commercial prices/ratings), and even for those it will have severe accuracy problems. For example, for every single person with a dog who joins in front of the tv, the margin of error will be 100%, same for people who keep their cablebox behind a (diffuse) cabinet door, etc. Trowing dice for those cases and normalizing to the number of people in the household is more accurate, because the device makes a structural error. Measuring ten thousand of such cases and averaging the results does not average out such errors, because it is not a structural error, and it is dependent on information that the device can not collect.

      If a cablebox charges for a single person too much once per year per subscriber, most users are going to end up returning it as piece of junk...

  18. Rebus tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Looks like Max Headroom was once again ahead of its time. Bring on the Blipverts.

    1. Re:Rebus tape by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Looks like Max Headroom was once again ahead of its time. Bring on the Blipverts.

      It's already been attempted: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blipvert

      So, blipverts have been tried (episode "Blipverts"), we've got the first attempts at the two-way sampler here ("Blipverts", "Rakers"), the distributed denial of service attack ("The Blanks") has become de rigeur, terrorism becoming a ratings commodity like anything else ("War"), people carry most of their money on small devices that just need to be popped into a machine to facilitate transfer of funds (entire series), and (a bit of a stretch) we sort of have court proceedings starring celebrity judges as afternoon TV ("Academy").

      That's all I can remember offhand.

  19. Can it ... by SlashDev · · Score: 4, Interesting

    .. tell if I get a hard-on watching Jessica Biel?

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    1. Re:Can it ... by raybob · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only if it's equipped with a microscope

      ba-ding

    2. Re:Can it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can answer that one with a simple question... are you a straight or bi male or a gay or bi woman?

      The answer to my question will be the same answer as to yours for any given person, and I don't need a spy device to know this :)

    3. Re:Can it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did the "hard-on" part of his question not tip you off?

    4. Re:Can it ... by SlashDev · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha, good one!

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  20. This is good news by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    The TV Networks will finally recognize your inflatable doll for the companion she really is!

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    1. Re:This is good news by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The TV Networks will finally recognize your inflatable doll for the companion she really is!

      Whats her body temperature?

    2. Re:This is good news by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Silllly. That's obvious. It depends on friction.

    3. Re:This is good news by xigxag · · Score: 1

      Unless I missed it, the article just said that the image the sensor makes looks something like thermal imaging. It didn't say it actually IS thermal imaging. In fact manufacturer's page said a "light source" is required. I wonder if the glow from the TV set at 9 feet away will be sufficient?

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  21. Somewhere... by blakedev · · Score: 5, Funny

    A midget is getting annoyed that the TV won't let him watch Real Sex 10.

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    1. Re:Somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next, on a very special edition of "Little People, Big World"....

    2. Re:Somewhere... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      From the blog "... cable set-top box will know whether three people are sitting on the sofa watching TV and how many are adults vs. children..."

      I doubt it will distinguish a midget from a child, but the blog (I assume foolishly) assumes so... or maybe it was the article (I didn't RTFA, i'm slashdot fo life mofo)

    3. Re:Somewhere... by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      Short people got
      No reason to...
      Short people got
      No reason to love.

  22. Them, them, FUCK them by kheldan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Need I say more? Not their damned business, would NEVER give permission for such a thing in my home.

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    1. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      Then you don't get the service.

    2. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

      Yep. And won't miss it a bit. "Service" is the totality of the terms of exchange, not just "give me stuff for money". If the terms of the exchange are not mutually agreeable, there is no exchange. Did you have some sort of point to make?

    3. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by Aggrav8d · · Score: 1

      Silly, they won't need to ask permission. They'll build it into every TV and computer monitor and then your "choice" will be to allow monitoring (haha) or join the amish.

    4. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by RileyBryan · · Score: 2, Funny

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NO NO NO!!! 1984198419841984 I would fight it but they would just haul me off to the ministry of truth and lobotomize me. Besides, they will just wait till the argument gets old and continue with their plans for our evil, stinking, orwellian hellhole futures.

    5. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      funny, just today I cancelled my direct-tv sub.

      it was 'on hold' (their way of trying to keep you as a sub) for 6mos. a postcard came today saying it would auto-renew (how nice of them) if I didn't call to make other plans. like cancel.

      I was on the phone for a hour with their 'retentions' dept.

      in short, I told them: drm killed the deal. I've had my tivo content locked up whenever a motherboard in the tivo breaks. the hard drives are locked (unless you hack around it, if you even can). the phone rep tried to convince me to use the analog hole. lol! on an HD dvr, no less. yeah, sure, I'll PAY for HD service and then copy the data out of the 75ohm composite rca jack in SD format, letterboxed, fit into a 4:3 frame and poorly transcoded. yeah, right.

      so it was kind of funny that this topic came up. one of the things I told the phone rep guy was that I was not happy about even having my keypresses logged (anon or not, I don't care). when I press 'play' I don't need a data record sent home telling you that.

      so I cancelled. took an hour of my time on the phone (I did want to give that guy as much of an earful as he was trying to give me!) - but I'm now done with broadcast tv. its netflix for me, for now on. no remote 'loggers' when I spin a silver disc!

      broadcast tv is dying. I give it 10 yrs more, tops, before IP broadband takes completely over.

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    6. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      The point I am making is that media providers may soon require such technology to be active in order for you to have access to their content.

    7. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      a postcard came today saying it would auto-renew [...] if I didn't call to make other plans [...] I was on the phone for a hour

      Did you sign for receipt of the letter? If not, you could always claim that the letter wasn't delivered and have the bank cancel the payments.

      Better yet, send them a fax saying that unless THEY call YOU, not only will your plan be cancelled (as you intended to do in the first place), but you also get to give their CEO a public caning in the town of your choice.

      I don't really see a difference between the two, except you having a receipt from their fax, that they received it.

      Secondly, did you have to pay for that hour long call? Did they have the courtesy of calling you back? Granted, if you're in the US, you'd probably be paying either way on a cell phone, right?

      Third, why the fuck is it even LEGAL to start charging you for something you explicitly told them you didn't want, and didn't ask to have sent to you again? From what I hear, if they were to send you dvd box sets you hadn't requested, it'd be considered a gift and not something they could then charge you for - how is cable any different? And with cable, it's not like you would have any way of sending the signal back to them.

      Btw, I found this bit funny:

      its netflix for me, for now on. no remote 'loggers' when I spin a silver disc!

      I suspect Netflix might be keeping track of what you've rented in the past. Granted, it doesn't tell them how often you've watched the movie, when you paused and resumed the movie etc., but they probably have a pretty good idea of how long you've kept each movie.

    8. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by kheldan · · Score: 1

      There's nothing funny about the idea of being monitored in your own home. It's a disgusting concept, and YES, I would go without cable if the choice was that or be monitored. Not. Their. Business!

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    9. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so I cancelled. took an hour of my time on the phone (I did want to give that guy as much of an earful as he was trying to give me!) - but I'm now done with broadcast tv. its netflix for me, for now on. no remote 'loggers' when I spin a silver disc!

      broadcast tv is dying. I give it 10 yrs more, tops, before IP broadband takes completely over.

      Big waste of time. When I cancel something, I just tell the script droid that he has three choices -- do what aI say with no further bullshit, escalate me immediately or be specifically named in my complaint to his CEO, the FCC, my state AG and others. I always make it a point to start by telling them to spell their name s-l-o-w-l-y. Even if it's a bullshit name, I know the exact time my call was answered, to the second. I'm a religious fanatic about keeping my clocks and watches within a half second of NIST time.

      And what will broadband IP do for you? If it's digital, it can be tracked and controlled. Look at the kindle users who recently had Animal Farm and 1984 snatched from their devices. What a fucking wonderful irony it is that those two books in particular were the object of a corporate clawback.

      Next thing you know, kindle will be logging and reporting on exactly how long you spent on the juicy pages of the books -- you scum-sucking perv!

    10. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by DrNASA · · Score: 1

      'no remote 'loggers' when I spin a silver disc!'

      not so fast: Wait till you upgrade to blu-ray. Don't think that it won't become mandatory to have that little baby wired as well, at which point it will be shooting data upstream also.

      http://www.crutchfield.com/p_305BD5000/Samsung-BD-UP5000.html?tp=171&tab=detailed_info

      LAN: The rear-panel Ethernet port gives you access to internet firmware updates. In addition, by connecting the BD-UP5000 to the internet, you may be able to access and enjoy additional content from your HD-DVD disc and download control programs for improved interactivity.

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    11. Re:Them, them, FUCK them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do you somehow think that Netflix will not monitor what you watch and store that information? How is that different from keeping track of what buttons you press on the remote?

  23. have to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who watches the watchers?

  24. Microsoft Natal? by CityZen · · Score: 1

    Primesense... Isn't that the company MS bought for the Natal tech?

  25. Re:Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is turning into Fark. I have seen more and more 'this' and similar Fark-like posts in the past few months.

  26. In corporate America... by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    Television watches YOU.

    I've always hated these post but it seems appropriate here.

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  27. This will catch on fast... by nonregistered · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "How would you like us to shave a dollar off your monthly cable bill?"

    1. Re:This will catch on fast... by PRMan · · Score: 1

      "How would you like us to shave a dollar off your monthly cable bill?"

      Well, now that you put it that way...

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  28. Revolution by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Some *AA exec is wetting his pants, but the public WILL NOT put up with this.

    This kind of intrusion is a revolution just waiting to happen, sheeple or not.

    I wish i had the confidence in the American public that you do. Im afraid most will just accept it and bend over.

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    1. Re:Revolution by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Just need some moral outrage from some news (um entertainment) channel, some mother wailing about "child privacy", and a politician needing exposure.

      Rinse, lather, repeat...

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    2. Re:Revolution by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on, you're messing with their opiates! If anything will cause them to riot it would be something like that.

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    3. Re:Revolution by michaelhood · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some *AA exec is wetting his pants, but the public WILL NOT put up with this.

      This kind of intrusion is a revolution just waiting to happen, sheeple or not.

      I wish i had the confidence in the American public that you do. Im afraid most will just accept it and bend over.

      Yeah, what keeps me up at night is wondering whether Americans will take up figurative arms over TV commercials.

    4. Re:Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enough will just accept it that there'll be no revolution. But it'll also drive enough people away that 5-10 years later, the execs'll be wondering where their demographics went.

    5. Re:Revolution by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      They'll blame that on piracy, of course.

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    6. Re:Revolution by Immostlyharmless · · Score: 1

      Im afraid most will just accept it and bend over.

      So this is going to be the Sony BOHICA cable box?

    7. Re:Revolution by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Just need some moral outrage from some news (um entertainment) channel, some mother wailing about "child privacy", and a politician needing exposure.

      That would be from the same news (um entertainment) channels that benefit from this technology, then?

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    8. Re:Revolution by damburger · · Score: 1

      You know what, that could work. All you need to do is find one peadophile working for comcast and the populist bullshit might run in the right direction for a change.

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    9. Re:Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An extra tracking device on the packaging their opiates come in - its not really 'messing' enough for them to be bothered, their drugs will still work mostly the same.

    10. Re:Revolution by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I think you had an excellent idea - pursue the line of argument in which they do it because they want to obtain (thermal) photos of naked children. Perverts!!!

    11. Re:Revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Edison Carter: "An Off-Switch on a television? Don't they know those are illegal?"

  29. You don't need cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another reason not to subscribe to cable. Get an antenna and get the new digital channels over the air and use the internet/netflix for supplemental programming. Time to move out of the stone age and let these people play big brother by themselves.

    1. Re:You don't need cable by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I agree except for the antenna part. Have you watched broadcast tv lately? Anything good is already available in some other form. Or will be next week.

      I wrote that in jest, but on reflection, it's really true, isn't it? The only real advantage of real-time tv is to be the first on your block to see a particular episode. Like going to the movies so you can see a film a month before you could watch it in the comfort of your own home, with beer. It's a tribute to the power of marketing that we still think these are good things.

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  30. Re:Oblig by HateBreeder · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean:

    In soviet Russia, you watch TV.

    oh, wait...

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  31. Personally, I am fine with this ASSUMING by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    that each owner has the ability to OPT-IN. The real issue is when they say that they will do regardless, then it will be time to switch away, OR bury the box elsewhere and simply use my remote control remoter.

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    1. Re:Personally, I am fine with this ASSUMING by Renraku · · Score: 1

      Much like people can opt-in to the non-smoking program on their insurance, that gives you a small discount or something.

      Anyone that didn't opt-in, a year later, gets to pay extra because the fees went up to recoup their losses from the discount.

      So, in essence, they opted out of a discount, instead of being forced to pay extra. This is already happening with 'black boxes' for cars.

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  32. The Fix by DynaSoar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "It all happens via a chip that resides in a camera that plugs into the set-top box."

    It all stops happening via a Craftsman five pound ball peen camera removal tool that resides in a box that sits on top the work bench.

    This reeks of leftover dot com fever outrageous idea development looking for thrown-cash funding regardless of viability. Though crippled beyond recuperation that mind set refuses to die along with some of its other goofy projects, such as the Nukem Dukem 3D of extraneous peripherals, the eternally vaporous Smell-O-Vision-like "products". If it weren't for the fact that the marketoids attending the conference are undoubtedly drooling over their imagined implications for advertising revenue, it would have all the impact and lifespan of all the items taken from patents and idea articles and sputtered across the What's New pages of Popular Science.

    But then I could be wrong. Cable operators could "require" these and tie the incoming signal to its continued operation. In which case it would behoove the prudent to invest heavily into manufacturers of big rubber asses with clamps designed to attach to the front of cable set-top boxes.

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  33. HAL, change the channel please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

  34. Yet another reason to cancel my cable by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few weeks ago I unplugged my cable box as an experiment. You know, just to get an idea of what that would actually do to my life.

    I did notice a difference. The difference was that I spent more of my time doing things that were actually rewarding, like reading the book I'd wanted to get to, learning to play a few pieces of music I'd been wanting to work on, and writing down my thoughts on life the universe and everything. In short, it's a lot better for me, for my eyes, for my health, and my sleep schedule.

    So with the use of cable boxes to spy on me, it's time for me to get on the phone, get through arguing with the poor call center rep, and get rid of the problem for good.

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    1. Re:Yet another reason to cancel my cable by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So with the use of cable boxes to spy on me, it's time for me to get on the phone, get through arguing with the poor call center rep, and get rid of the problem for good.

      I actually did cancel my direct-tv subscription today. truly, I did. I was coming off a 6month 'off period' (that's their first way of trying to get you to not cancel). I got the card in the mail saying that they were going to auto-subscribe me again. bloody nerve of them!

      spent a good hour on the phone with 'retentions'. told them my views on DRM in no uncertain terms. told them that their systems have twice died and taken my hard drive data (shows) with it. twice. but no more, I'm getting out of this racket.

      call and cancel. tell them you want something 'myth-tv friendly' and that's a given, that they are not going to concede to. all I wanted was to not have the data encrypted so I can use my own tuner and save to my own drives, even keep backups if I wanted. instead, they get more and more greedy. so guess what - they LOSE my account, entirely.

      work WITH us or lose us. I don't 'download' but I could see many others doing this after being fed up with what cable/sat gives us.

      after 6 months of non-tv use, I just don't miss it anymore! the cable news was getting SO BAD, I could not even tolerate any of the networks. the shows were too full of mindless numbing ads. the fees keep going up. the show times are going down. quality is quite low. time to bail from this mess!

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    2. Re:Yet another reason to cancel my cable by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      It's funny how every story about tv brings out these "enlightened" people that like to brag about how cool they are for not watching tv.

      P.S. Reading a book for 12 hours is not really better for your sleep schedule or eyes than watching the 2 hour movie version. :) I've seen the sun rise far too many times due to getting caught up in reading a book.

    3. Re:Yet another reason to cancel my cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few weeks ago I unplugged my cable box as an experiment. You know, just to get an idea of what that would actually do to my life.

      I did notice a difference. The difference was that I spent more of my time doing things that were actually rewarding, like reading the book I'd wanted to get to, learning to play a few pieces of music I'd been wanting to work on, and writing down my thoughts on life the universe and everything. In short, it's a lot better for me, for my eyes, for my health, and my sleep schedule.

      Pretty much the same here. My dear govt fucked up my first two dtv converter coupon requests -- fist by sitting on them for about twenty days, so that they expired a week before I started shopping; then by somehow expiring my second request (different name and address) within minutes of submission. The third set finally arrived just as the stores all stopped stocking the best box -- the Zenith one. I may yet get the runner up (Insignia, I think), also made by LG.

      Anyway, I've since been without TV. It's actually refreshing. I was watching a lot of stuff more out of habit than out of interest.

      I just had a conversation today with a friend who said I should get cable because he sees a lot of geeky stuff I should like on it. I told him I had way more than I wanted on OTA TV, never mind what a few hundred channels would carry.

      Same with blogs. I follow Slashdot and one or two others occasionally. That's all the time I want to devote to such activity. And it takes long enough as it is. I really don't understand friends who follow a dozen blogs, another dozen RSS feeds, along with Twitter, Myspace, Facebook and the rest. How they find time to eat and sleep is beyond me. But not, apparently, beyond them. My mileage definitely varies.

    4. Re:Yet another reason to cancel my cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes, tv was killing you. You had no self control with it on. Life is infinitely better without it. Good for you.

      Now step away from your computer, because it is also sucking the life out of you. Go write down some more universe notes. I'd read them but I'm too busy watching tv.

  35. Nietzsche by Experiment+626 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Friedrich Nietzsche once said that if you stare into the abyss long enough the abyss stares back at you. Now staring at the TV can have the same effect.

    1. Re:Nietzsche by natehoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      With reality TV, it's more true than ever.

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    2. Re:Nietzsche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing you caught that Andromeda episode on TV a few years ago or neither of us would have heard of Nietzsche.

    3. Re:Nietzsche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Friedrich Nietzsche once said that if you stare into the abyss long enough the abyss stares back at you.

      Old joke:

      I stared into the abyss and the abyss stared back into me. Neither of us much liked what we saw.

  36. cable need better guide software not this crap igu by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    cable need better guide software not this crap i-Guide is a joke and why does it look so bad on a hd tv. Direct tv guide and menus are 4:3 but they still look good in HD vs cable.

    And whats up with ad's on each page of the comcast on screen guide?

  37. Shouldn't Be a Problem by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    >It all happens via a chip that resides in a camera that plugs into the set-top box.

    That's where I habitually set my large mug of very hot coffee.

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  38. Are we in Soviet Russia yet? by mulaz · · Score: 1

    ...probably :) In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!

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  39. The best part by js3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    & the best part is you get to pay for the boxes lol

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    1. Re:The best part by DrNASA · · Score: 1

      in soviet russia, the boxes pay for....wait, that doesn't make any sense - damn this meme

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  40. In Obama-Nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soviet Television carries you (after counting though)!

  41. In related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Cable tv customers at the semi-annual Digital Media Customer's Innovation Showcase have informally voted as best new product a gizmo that works as a supplement of an other gizmo that can determine how many people are watching a TV. Developed by a start-up company UpInYours, the product lets customers control digital devices which see a 3-D view of the world (the images look like something from thermal imaging). In other words, that cable set-top box was supposed to know whether three people are sitting on the sofa watching TV and how many are adults vs. children, but with the additional gizmo outraged customers can directly send an animated middle finger right back to the cable companies, which to tried get their customers not only milk, but bend over for them."

  42. Good. I want to sign up for this. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And you should too. Stone cold seriously. Because if the cableco don't know what you're watching, then you have no Goddamn influence over them.

    That great new SF show that just rocked your socks off? If you're not in a Neilsen household, then they don't even know that you watched it, and buying the DVD box set 2 years later won't save it. The fat welfare whore next door with the Neilson box and the seven kids who watch re-runs of America's Fattiest Fatty 24/7? They're the people driving the content provision.

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  43. It's totally worth it by mister_playboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My roommate and I decided to try a no TV policy in our dorm room at the start of my second year of college.

    That was 7 years ago, and I never went back to watching TV.

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  44. I predict by taustin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    that if you could get the internal memos on this, it would turn out that the idea is to be able to charge a per-viewer fee. In the same way that ASCAP is threatening lawsuits if you don't have a public performance license for the ringtone on your cell phone.

    1. Re:I predict by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Funny

      that if you could get the internal memos on this

      oh, to be a fly on the wall of those inner meetings.

      hey, lets have them install video cam-

      oh, wait.

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  45. Re:Good. I want to sign up for this. by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Have you ever considered watching it online? It's free AND the companies get real viewership numbers. I haven't had cable/satellite TV in over a decade, and I still watch all of my TV shows.

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  46. this certainly has the potential... by j741 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    While this certainly has the potential to let TV programmers know that we do actually loose interest when a commercial is aired, and some programs that seem to get canceled are actually watched, there are far too many potential abuses for this technology. I don't want to suddenly become part of a reality tv show that is aired in some other country, and that I have no idea I am a part of.

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    1. Re:this certainly has the potential... by dlane1 · · Score: 1

      Shows that have good tracked ratings get ratings get canceled, too. (Murder, She Wrote comes to mind) This can happen for many different reasons. All the ones I can think of have to do with advertising. Ratings are the biggest part of what drives ad revenue, but as they say, some ratings points are better than others. MSW's ratings "skewed old" and older people already have ingrained brand loyalty so it got canned even though it ruled its timeslot. Shows can be too expensive to produce (or buy) compared to their ad revenue (heavy effects or actor salaries). Shows can get good ratings and be too controversial for advertisers to stick with it. Shows can also get screwed by network execs moving them around a lot so people don't know when they're on, but that will drive the ratings down. ST:TOS suffered from a number of those problems. If you hear "We just couldn't find a timeslot that worked for the show," that's usually what happened. This doesn't seem to happen as much now as it did AFAIK.

  47. Touch your toes (or just bend over...) by Bodhammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    'Smith!' screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. '6079 Smith W.! Yes, you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better, comrade. Now stand at ease, the whole squad, and watch me.'
    A sudden hot sweat had broken out all over Winston's body. His face remained completely inscrutable. Never show dismay! Never show resentment! A single flicker of the eyes could give you away. He stood watching while the instructress raised her arms above her head and -- one could not say gracefully, but with remarkable neatness and efficiency -- bent over and tucked the first joint of her fingers under her toes.
    'There, comrades! That's how I want to see you doing it. Watch me again. I'm thirty-nine and I've had four children. Now look.' She bent over again. 'You see my knees aren't bent. You can all do it if you want to,' she added as she straightened herself up. 'Anyone under forty-five is perfectly capable of touching his toes. We don't all have the privilege of fighting in the front line, but at least we can all keep fit. Remember our boys on the Malabar front! And the sailors in the Floating Fortresses! Just think what they have to put up with. Now try again. That's better, comrade, that's much better,' she added encouragingly as Winston, with a violent lunge, succeeded in touching his toes with knees unbent, for the first time in several years.
    -George Orwell 1984

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    1. Re:Touch your toes (or just bend over...) by maxume · · Score: 1

      The good news is that we are all proles and can continue to get drunk and complain about how shitty the world is on the internet.

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    2. Re:Touch your toes (or just bend over...) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough I just sat down to read 1984 this week and this tech just screams this potential use so much.

    3. Re:Touch your toes (or just bend over...) by Chris6502 · · Score: 1

      When are Amazon going to delete this post?

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  48. Oblig: by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Comcast America, TV watches you!

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    1. Re:Oblig: by ksatyr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Comcast quite possibly will be watching you, but more likely for ratings gathering than for ensuring an audience of no more than x or at least y. I expect this box will be part of a voluntary program for monitoring household TV viewing habits. This would be similar to the existing Neilson electronic ratings system, only automatic, i.e. instead of requiring you to log into the system whenever you start watching TV and log out when you leave, it just detects how many are present.

    2. Re:Oblig: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Comcast quite possibly will be watching you, but more likely for ratings gathering than for ensuring an audience of no more than x or at least y. I expect this box will be part of a voluntary program for monitoring household TV viewing habits.

      After all we live in the best of possible worlds, don't we Dr Pangloss?

      Nothing to worry about here folks! You just keep on watching the tube.

    3. Re:Oblig: by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      You know, out of all of the uses of this meme, this is the first one that really got me to laugh... well done.

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    4. Re:Oblig: by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      This brain implant will only be used to monitor copyright infringement, I swear. Even though it has a small explosive charge inside, we wouldn't ever activate it inside your skull. Trust us!

    5. Re:Oblig: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Possibly will watch? We were watching you back in 2004-2006 when I was there. I was pulling data from set top boxes that showed what channel you were on and the time stamps when you changed. Heck even the Pause FFW and REW date and time stamps are available in the box.

      I could aggregate the data and tell you if I cross referenced to the Schedules could tell you the probability of a child or adult were watching. If I further was able to access the billing records and the demographics collected on the customer I could get even more accurate data.

      The camera simply reduces the margin of error from 35% to 5% and gives you a number of viewers.

      Granted, this will fail for most rich people's homes. As their cable boxes are in the media racks stuffed in the Utility room.

    6. Re:Oblig: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Comcast America, TV watches you!

      I see a new Simpsons opening in the works.

      As a matter of historical fact, movie companies were originally horror-struck by the thought that a family with a TV might invite neighbors over to watch the movie which was supposed to be viewed only by the set-owning family.

      It's a damned wonder that book publishers haven't found a way to claim that reading a bedtime story to your kids qualifies as a "public performance".

    7. Re:Oblig: by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      Beat me to it you MF!

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    8. Re:Oblig: by Tybalt_Capulet · · Score: 1

      I expect something different from you do.

      Then again, I read 1984 by George Orwell.

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    9. Re:Oblig: by mick_S3 · · Score: 1

      HAHAHA well played

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    10. Re:Oblig: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn... no more watching pron in the nude....

  49. 20 Minutes Into The Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of Max Headroom, where the TV networks knew instantaneously exactly how many people were watching a show.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_(TV_series)/

  50. Huge potential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah... the camera actually transmits normal picture and there is a built-in microphone as well. Marketing firms will get the "blurred 3D-like image. Other potential customers, like producers of broadcasters can pay for the real live feed and use it to create more reality tv shows. Other monetization opportunities will be individual subscriptions for highest bidders, with full discretion. Companies could run background check on potential employees, partners for example.

  51. Just what Disney wanted! by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IIRC I read this in one of Lawrence Lessig's books.

    Movie studio executives, of course, hated the idea of home video. Their business model was tied to getting paid for each showing, payment per showing, and also per viewer; the rents charged to movie theatres were set on a sliding scale based on the seating capacity of the house).

    RCA thought they had a breakthrough, when they showed Disney executives a cassette they had developed. It was designed for rental and could only be played once. A mechanical locking arrangement was engaged when the cassette had finished playing. The consumer would then have to return it to the rental store, which had the special tool needed to unlock and rewind it.

    They demonstrated it proudly to Disney execs who said, dismissively, "This is no good to us. We have absolutely no way of knowing how many people are in the room."

    1. Re:Just what Disney wanted! by barzok · · Score: 1

      RCA thought they had a breakthrough, when they showed Disney executives a cassette they had developed. It was designed for rental and could only be played once. A mechanical locking arrangement was engaged when the cassette had finished playing. The consumer would then have to return it to the rental store, which had the special tool needed to unlock and rewind it.

      See also the original DIVX. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DIVX_(Digital_Video_Express)

    2. Re:Just what Disney wanted! by Animats · · Score: 1

      RCA thought they had a breakthrough, when they showed Disney executives a cassette they had developed. It was designed for rental and could only be played once. A mechanical locking arrangement was engaged when the cassette had finished playing. The consumer would then have to return it to the rental store, which had the special tool needed to unlock and rewind it.

      That was actually produced, with little success. The cassettes were big; I think 3/4" U-Matic type tape. The player had no rewind capability. I came across the "rewinder" in a surplus store; it was a simple device, with a key switch and a counter to record how many tapes it had rewound.

      In the early days of VCRs, some movie studios were arguing that a video rental should cost about as much as four movie tickets, with popcorn. Really.

      Polaroid at one point came up with a VHS cassette limited to a fixed number of plays by a mechanical ratchet device. This went nowhere.

  52. Oblig. Simpsons by Chess+Piece+Face · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kent Brockman: "Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it on."

  53. That would be the last straw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I barely got cable after my last move. I get all the movie channels so I'm not a lightweight customer with basic cable but I was sick of all the problems. Well I went with a new provider and my problems have been ten fold. The service is at best crappy and over the first two weeks they cut me off five times. Add that into the mix and I'll live without. Cameras in my living room no matter how blurry is so far past my point of saying no fucking way it isn't funny.

  54. Solution by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Simple, just obstruct the camera eye with one of those reusable ice packs. That'll fix 'em

  55. Nielsen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nielsen has been trying to get this handled for quite some time; and I am sure this development is for them (in part). They had made prior attempts, but could not discern pets.

  56. it's all about the ratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is really all about taking more accurate TV ratings--no more need to keep logs or journals. Instead, just watch what people really watch, how they flip the channels, etc. Yes, in some Orwellian nightmare, a cable company could try to require these things to be installed. However, in a competitive environment, I can't imagine any company getting away with this. In a non-competitive (monopolistic or duopolistic) environment, like the one that is present in a lot of modern American towns, I've got to imagine that any sane regulator would put the kibosh on this pretty quickly. This may be a little optimistic, but we have to give the government *some* credit.

    1. Re:it's all about the ratings by damburger · · Score: 1

      You expect sanity? Restraint? What quaint concepts.

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  57. Monitoring TV viewers by noz · · Score: 1

    They're all sitting down watching like zombies at a Hypnotoad exhibition. What's to monitor?

  58. sooooooo.... you just put a brick in front of it by DotDotSlashDot · · Score: 1

    I can hear Time-Warner now: The bastards bricked my spy camera! How can I jail-break it?

  59. mine's already shielded by dltaylor · · Score: 1

    I found that I watched no live TV. Everything was timeshifted. My DVR has an IR dongle to control the STB (STB, STD?, whatever), so the STB is hidden behind some cabinetry, with a cardboard shield to prevent accidental channel switching.

    If they outlaw (TOS, whatever) that, then the service gets canceled.

  60. This is great news... by newgalactic · · Score: 1

    .....For McCain!!!

    Seriously though, who will buy this? This is honestly the best news for OTA fans that I can imagine. No one, tech enthusiast or not, is going to be OK with cable companies monitoring them. All this will do is push more and more individuals to Netflix, Hulu, HTPC. Cable companies are on the way out. Dumb-Pipe, here we come.

  61. 2010....a voyeur odyssey by XeroSine · · Score: 0

    "Im Sorry dave you can't watch that" Seriously, it will be connected to a network correct? How easy you think it will be to infiltrate said network and use these for general spying of the populace?

  62. ** For Now ** it only tells age group by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    next version will tell sex. Then weight. Then health and precise age. Lip reading (if not a mic)... at which point it will probably also be able to indentify each individual. and link it to (Google's, the government's, your credit bureau's, your HMO's...) databases...

    Then they'll find out there's money to be made not only by counting how many people watch TV, and precisely who, but also by peeking a bit about in that room: what else you do, what stuff you have around ...

    I'd like to think I forgot to put my tinfoil hat. But this doesn't seem so far-fetched.

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  63. Who watches TV? by koan · · Score: 1

    I haven't watched an actual TV in 9 years, who still watches TV's?

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  64. A well-placed piece of electrical tape... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will take care of that just fine.

  65. NFL is going to LOVE this by Devistater · · Score: 1

    Remember how the NFL has been going after places that have TV's showing thier matches? Saying they need to buy a broadcaster license to show it on larger than a certain number of inches, or more than certain number of people watching, etc.

    Well if this becomes reality, now they will be able to go after anyone they thing is violating that kinda thing.

    1. Re:NFL is going to LOVE this by thorndt · · Score: 1

      The instant the NFL tries this schtick with Joe Sixpack, the howling from living rooms across America will shake the franchise to its roots.

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  66. I would not worry if I were you. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Folks, it would be ILLEGAL for them watch inside your home, even with something so primitive, without your explicit permission. IANAL, but this is one that has been very clear for a long time: it is illegal for anybody to use electronic means to determine what is going on inside your home, without your prior permission!

    Hell, some cops in New York were caught just recently using thermal imaging devices to try to determine who was growing pot. It is quite clearly ILLEGAL for them to do so without a warrant. I haven't heard the results of that yet, but you can bet that the NYC Police Department is embarrassed as hell.

    (That was ex- Texas State Trooper Barry Cooper, by the way, and his gang of "Kop Busters" who exposed the police who were doing that.)

    1. Re:I would not worry if I were you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want Cable Tv? then you give the permission. bet you money that it's already there in your "service contract" you agree to when you order service.

      The Baying sheep in this country allow this because they don't go postal on the installer or go to the local office and throw a fit at the workers for pulling this crap.

      This WILL end up in homes because most people are too stupid to even ask if it's there let alone read the contract they agree to.

      But Dear God, dont get in the way of my American Idol! OMFG!! What? you want my soul? sure, now turn the Cable back on.....I'm missing Judge Judy...

    2. Re:I would not worry if I were you. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "The Baying sheep in this country allow this because they don't go postal on the installer or go to the local office and throw a fit at the workers for pulling this crap."

      I won't disagree with you there, though I would certainly prefer it to be otherwise.

    3. Re:I would not worry if I were you. by DrNASA · · Score: 1

      the sheep don't care about any of their most important rights taken away - why would they fuss over this? they'll do whatever it takes to be able to keep watching american idol

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  67. Re:Good. I want to sign up for this. by twostix · · Score: 1, Troll

    How funny,

    Someone above states emphatically that *no one* will accept this invasion of their privacy and is modded to +5 and here you are at +4 stating emphatically that everyone should *want* to have the very cornerstone of 1984 in our homes.

    And if the "fat welfare whore" is worth more than the "anti-social venomous single white middle class maxed out credit card internet nerd" to the cable companies that they'll listen to her and not you via Nielson boxes why would that change if they put cameras into your TV? They have already told you clearly that you're not worth anything to them by not allowing you to get a Neilson box.

    Perhaps you should get the message rather than chasing after them like a puppy who keeps getting booted in the ribs?

    Not to mention it's pretty pathetic..."Oh if I let them stick cameras in my home then they might put on more SCI FI!"...perhaps you should get out more?

  68. **NEW FROM THE MPAA** by spicyed · · Score: 1

    Dvd players with this same capability so you may finally be charged correctly for the number of people viewing their fine films.

  69. So basically... by tengeta · · Score: 1

    We want to spy on you so you don't steal our shit. Yeah, that sounds like a good way to get people to go legit. Or are they seriously going to try and pass something like this off as a legitimate end user device that improves the experience? (ironically as most DRM is advertised through its supporters)

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  70. Three words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Black Electrical Tape

  71. Some actual uses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually an important step forward in terms of recommendations for television, as it opens up the following kinds of scenarios:

    1. You are watching a television show that your girlfriend hates and she enters the room. You know that you have to change the channel, but you don't have a good idea of what to change it to, so you hit the recommendations button (or gesture) and since it knows that she is also in the room, it looks for shows that you will both like.
    2. You are watching cartoons for some reason, and it gets to a commercial break. The average age of a person watching this cartoon is 8, but it knows that you're the one watching it and not your kids, and it also knows that you watch major league baseball and action movies. So instead of showing commercials for the latest barbie or whatever, it shows a commercial for a truck, or beer.
    3. You are done watching cartoons and want to watch something else. Because it's just you, it recommends an action movie and not another cartoon (though it notes that you do in fact like cartoons from time to time and might recommend them to you at some point in the future)...

    Of course, there are some thorny issues related to these scenarios, and you absolutely positively have to be able to turn it off. And really, it should give you a choice when you first set install the set top box of whether you want to turn it on at all, what people you want it to keep track of if any, if there are any kinds of things you don't want it to recommend, the length of the history, etc. And of course, this all must be disclosed in the privacy policy, as google or amazon or netflix do.

  72. Cablebox ? by ByzantineAlex · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, I don't know much about how the set-top cable boxes work, but I'm pretty sure that (it being a computer, in the end) the cable company alreay knows that the subscriber at address IP so and so is currently watching the PBS channel, since 18.5 minutes now. By extension, assuming that there are in average, 1.2, let's say, viewers per tv/box, one can extract superb statistical and demographical data... Am I wrong ? (Maybe it's not feasible yet, I don't really know, but I assume it is).

  73. Source by dereference · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a source with more relevant information about this product?

    One would have to assume it's similar to this story from early last year. I'm surprised it's not listed as a "Related Story" in the summary.

  74. Accurate ratings finally? by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    In other words I could rig it to report realistic demographics and raise my demographic score on shows I like to watch?

  75. Project Natal by Gay+for+Linux · · Score: 1

    This is very creepy. I wonder if you could use something like Project Natal to do it as well. We've gotta be a bit wary about internet-hooked up cameras in our homes.

  76. The EULA for the set top box by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The EULA.explicitly grants permission to use the output of the "sensor" for third party partners such as reality TV and amateur porn.

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    1. Re:The EULA for the set top box by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see... the camera is actually high-resolution. They're gonna save a bundle on production costs!!

       

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  77. I KNOW somebody in comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I heard about this years ago!
    Not only that but they were playing with microphones and I was told many boxes already have mics built into them and are out there today listening to who knows what!
    I also heard that they were trying to figure out how to make it usable because full video was too much to deal with-- the camera and box most likely get a full video signal and process it down into something simple and from there a simple stat to upload to the company. IR-like support wouldn't be difficult to do by removing the IR filter on the lens of the CCD and just picking up a little IR from the cam (no IR LEDs required or special CCD.)

    What sorts of things can the system do? well... if they didn't have the ideas at the time I talked with him... he may have given them my ideas. Such as-- detecting the TEMP of people in the room; could be used for marketing data once some stats can be found on body temp. (obviously you could do useless stuff like men getting turned on by something on PPV.) You could detect kids and censor stuff. Loud sounds in the room could wake up the box when its "off." Tech support could use it with the box instead of a phone. Firmware updates could allow for expression detection or estimates on where the viewer is looking at the screen (well these are beyond the current hardware most likely... although you only need to pre-process to compress data down and then the uploaded data can be further processed by a server.) IT staff could spy on people for fun. Marketing could spy on people for marketing purposes (this call may be recorded for training purposes...) On-Demand advertising; especially useful if you can guess WHO in the house is watching-- when somebody walks away you could trigger stuff to get them back.. Detect CRIMES... Photograph everybody watching channel X at a point in the show. Attach the viewing habits ALREADY NOT private to individuals, making that data far more useful (not sure they want to admit to anybody that stuff...)

    Now for the truely odd ideas-- try to mess with the signal based on a feedback loop from observing the viewer. change frame rate timings slightly, audio slightly (both easily possible on current hardware; well, observing the viewer being is difficult part.) could insert subliminal messages (well, thats illegal in the usa; although there are legal techniques still possible...) Its known that 24fps and 30fps actually subconsciously impact the viewer differently...

    1. Re:I KNOW somebody in comcast by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Have you forgotten your Tin Foil Hat? A mic in millions of cable boxes would be fairly obvious, wouldn't it. Find me some evidence of them.

  78. Sounds like... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    that time I canceled my WoW account. Then I got back on. What outside world?

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  79. What if you have a heater in the room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if you have a heater in the room?

  80. Re:Good. I want to sign up for this. by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

    Or you could sign up for a Neilson box yourself...

  81. so what by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    You just put a candle in front of the damn receiver box and be done with it.

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  82. Re:Good. I want to sign up for this. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    Or you could sign up for a Neilson box yourself..

    1. Neilen, not Neilson.
    2. No, you can't. You have to be invited, precisely to stop the figures being influenced by special interest groups.
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  83. Re:Good. I want to sign up for this. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

    It's "funny" that people can have different opinions? I find your ignorance of Neilsen scoring pretty amusing, but that's probably special interest humor.

    What's funnier is that if I get one of these, while you huddle under your tin foil hat, I'll get to control what you get to see. How do you like them apples?

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  84. Put duct tape on my lens... by bdwoolman · · Score: 1

    ... and lose your signal. Moreover, I might sue you for breaking your EULA.

    You watch. I get to watch... you. Puts a new twist on adult PPV

    Still, people will no doubt line up for this "service". I'm... confused.

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  85. Re:Good. I want to sign up for this. by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

    1. I just copied what he wrote. I think they're a US thing, I haven't heard of them here.
    2. Surely these would just replace the Neilen boxes, making the whole point redundant.

  86. You insensitive bastards . . . by Gabrill · · Score: 1

    How will the sensor be able to distinguish between young people and little people?

    Please, people, think of the midgets!

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    1. Re:You insensitive bastards . . . by DrNASA · · Score: 1

      i thought the death squads will solve our midget problem....

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  87. Are not allowed to watch by Snaller · · Score: 1

    "You are not allowed to watch this event because The Eye is blocked. Please remove the block first."

    (After all we already have software which refuses to run if certain programs are installed)

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  88. Re:Small Explosive Charge in your Brain by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    L. Ron Hubbard's team would like to have a word with you. Just don't ask them about their Base-11 math.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battlefield_Earth_(novel)

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  89. Re:Good. I want to sign up for this. by Raedwald · · Score: 1

    That great new SF show that just rocked your socks off? If you're not in a Neilsen household, then they don't even know that you watched it, and buying the DVD box set 2 years later won't save it. The fat welfare whore next door with the Neilson box and the seven kids who watch re-runs of America's Fattiest Fatty 24/7? They're the people driving the content provision.

    It does not work like that. Audience measurement panels (what Neilson runs in the US) are balanced. That means they select a set of demographic factors that describe the population (age, sex, social-class being only three of them), and try to recruit a panel of households that cover those demographics in the about the same proportions as the full population. Next, they apply a weighting step; rather than computing the ratings by simply multiplying by the ratio of population to panelists, they include a weight for each household (ideally, close to 1.0), which reflects how close the panel is to an ideally balanced panel. So, if many more geeks were panelists, all that would happen is that the weight of each geek panelist would be reduced.

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  90. Ceiling Cat... by Scragglykat · · Score: 1

    ...together with electronics developers, have built a system to make his job of watching you... well, do what you do when you are alone and randy... much less difficult! Way to go Ceiling Cat!

  91. Oh well by Akita24 · · Score: 1

    Thanks to the RIAA/MPAA and their ilk, I now find myself listening to a lot more, much higher quality music than I used to. That's happened thanks to a bit of research, indy artists and the Interweb. Recently I've found much higher quality and much more informative news content on the 'tubes than has ever been doled out by the likes of Fox, CNN or MSNBC. My TV gets used mostly for DVDs and a handful of shows these days. Shit like this is just going to drive me to once again find alternatives elsewhere, which so far have proven to be less expensive, higher quality and so forth. You want to see who's sitting on my couch so you can charge extra/arrange your marketing spam, whatever? Go fuck yourself. There is NO good argument for why I should allow that level of invasiveness into my home by a bunch of gredy slimebags. Yet another collection of overlords who think they control everything and can therefore dictate unreasonable terms. To the sheeple perhaps. GoodLuckWithThat. Not to me or mine. Go get stuffed. P.S.: Thanks for all the fish.

  92. The latest reality show craze by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    And now for another edition of the latest reality show craze: "Watching People Watching TV!" Today's randomly chosen family are the Orwells from Wisconsin. Let's watch as they tune in to America's Funniest Home Videos! There they are sitting on their sofa. Mrs. Orwell is knitting a scarf while Mr. Orwell... Oooh, looks like Mr. Orwell is picking his nose! Riveting television, folks. Simply riveting. That's why we're the #1 rated reality show of people watching TV in our timeslot!

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  93. 1984 Telescreen by MindKata · · Score: 1

    This technology is the 1984 Orwellian concept of the Telescreen. I'm sadly dismayed and stunned no one has so far mentioned it on this page?! ... How long before they will be able to use this kind of technology to see who is and isn't watching Party Political Broadcasts (and other political programs including anti-government documentaries) to workout who is and isn't against them?

    (By the way, web based TV could in theory be used for this now. After all, knowledge is power and the Internet is a vast source of knowledge so its no wonder people who seek political power would very likely be thinking along these lines to monitor and profile what people do. Political power is the power to influence and control people so they will use whatever technology they can to increase their power).

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    1. Re:1984 Telescreen by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

      Until endorsed (and enforced) by the government, I will have a nice piece of tinfoil taped over the camera. The whole neighborhood is welcome to watch PPV pr0n from my one ticket.

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  94. [DON'T] Get used to it.... by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Unfortunately, this sort of thing - "Proles! Welcome Big Brother into your home! Allow our cameras/microphones/tracking devices into your lives! We will give you shiny things!" - is becoming ever more common.

    Where I am (Central KS) the radio stations are running an ad, trying to drum up "volunteers" to for "an exciting study of a potential new way to fund the highway system". Guess what: they want people to voluntarily submit to putting a GPS logger on their car, to track where they drive, for the purpose of "usage-based taxation". The very idea of which "makes me ill and angry" to quote The Outer Limits! But the idea that people, rather than rising up with metaphorical pitchforks and torches, are VOLUNTEERING to have this ... Folks, we are on the downhill slide - get used to it.

    Or rather, DON'T get used to it! Fight it at every step!

    1. Re:[DON'T] Get used to it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had a MNDot survey ask if I would prefer a odometer based or GPS based usage tax. I was like, why the hell would I want to PAY for the tracker to have you TRACK me?!?

      Give them as little info as you can. An integer every year is much better than real time updates on your current location.

  95. TV Watches You! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia TV watches you.

  96. Where in this story is the reference to 1984? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the poster actually think this is a good thing, or are they just ignorant of what this portends?

  97. Are You Kidding Me?!?!?! by ReverendDC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are so many problems with this.... 1. 10 people watching a moving = COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT 2. Someone is always monitoring your activities?!?!?! 3. Someone is always monitoring your activities?!?!?! 4. Someone is always monitoring your activities?!?!?! 5. Really? Seriously? Giving up your free rights to be observed so your programming is more towards your liking? 6. Someone is always monitoring your activities?!?!?! 7. Comcast and others already overcharge, hold their customer's hostage, charge for the month when the month isn't even over, cut off service for no reason whatsoever, limit your data usage or attempt to charge additional for "unlimited plans," treat their customers poorly, limit bandwidth, etc. Do we really want them knowing what we are doing all of the time? 8. Someone is always monitoring your activities?!?!?! Cable is the worst industry there is. I worked for the best of them at one point, and they sucked. Cable and cell phone companies take complete advantage of their customers, with little to no protection from government agencies because of the "non-essential" nature of their business. Electric, water, gas...regulated. In this day and age, internet and cell service is quickly becoming an "essential" service, and these companies should start to be regulated like electric, water and gas companies. The government is 5 years behind in tech advancement. It's about time someone reigns in these abusers of the "free" market.

  98. i dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get with the program people
    we are losing control of are selfs and are country

    its so sad people are stupid you know what will happen is that half of the masses will have no clue

    and it will just happen
    the other bunch will just not care and they will go along with it

    look at that chick from what was it espn that got taped

    what if you walk around your house naked

    also dont think that for even one minute that the NSA CIA FBI DHS

    or any other 3 or more letter uber gov sector will be be dieing to get that sorta stuff in to your house
    dont think that for one minute they wont try to get even more smarter

    look hey let put a mic in there too and call it voice command when it really just listen and snooping on every thing that you say

    point in case this us just a bad idea

    if these cable companys want to really provide a service why dont they do what they use to do in the 80 provide tv service
    now adays all that you get is ads more ads
    and them fuckers tryting to think of more ways to show you more ads

    show one should start a new cable company accross the usa and shit if you gotta pay then it should be all comical free

    rant rant im done

    enjoy your privacy well you can

  99. 1...no 2... no 1 by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

    Would the device be smart enough to determine if there were really two "watching" tv, or think it is just one with two backs?

  100. With great power comes great responsibility by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    Haven't you ever heard of "With great power comes great responsibility", it's true, we are still not *that* bad but we are the ones with the technology to really bring 1984 here, and we are already overexposed, if the government got too corrupt overnight we would have no recourse.

    Alternatively, you could say that it is precisely our western obsession with freedom and privacy what makes our live much better than other countries.

    In any case nothing good comes out of silently taking shit, your post is moot.

    --
    But... the future refused to change.
  101. Side Effect: Dwarfs blocked from PPV porn. by neo · · Score: 1

    As soon as they start to determine if you are a child or an adult they can lock out certain channels from the children watching alone. Then your friend the little person get's locked out from watching Debbie Does Dallas. Good work.

  102. Data mining is all about the ANDs and ORs by smchris · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "So, your family watches presidential addresses but never watches FOX News. What are you, socialists?"

  103. Re:Good. I want to sign up for this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fat welfare whore next door with the Neilson box and the seven kids who watch re-runs of America's Fattiest Fatty 24/7? They're the people driving the content provision.

    And prejudiced, shit-eating sons of bitches like you are the people driving bigotry in America.

    Fuck you in the heart, you cock-gobbling, syphilitic scab on the dickhead of humanity.