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  1. Re:Not all bloggers, just those that make money on Philly Requiring Bloggers To Pay $300 · · Score: 1

    Yes, I've had food poisoning. Uh, lemon juice (citrus in general) is a useful treatment for food poisoning.

    My immediate steps to recovery are:
    1. Finish puking (this sometimes takes a while)
    2. Rehydrate with citrus drinks (I like variety, ocean spray makes a few good ones), and filtered water
    3. Rest
    4. Repeat as necessary

    For the first few hours I stay close to a liquid receptacle. Once the heaves stop, I begin to rehydrate and drink citrus.

  2. Not used as a gaming platform on Steam Not Coming To Linux · · Score: 1

    There's a reason why we still haven't seen the year of Linux on desktop and probably never will.

    Speak for yourself.

    I saw the year of the Linux desktop in 2000, and every year since. When I *need Windows, I spin up a VMWare player.

    No Steam for Linux means I won't be distracted from making money using my Linux desktop.

    (*I don't really need Windows, but some of my clients do)

  3. Re:Space tourists? on NASA Set To Launch Solar NanoSail Into Space · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Don't forget, NASA is also supposed to be a Muslim outreach program.

    Wouldn't it be great if NASA did something cool like land some equipment on Mars in preparation for a permanent base? Instead, they're spending millions flying kites.

  4. Re:Quick explanation on Toshiba Claims Bit-Patterned Drive Breakthrough · · Score: 4, Funny

    His last post ended with:

    I've had it. I'm switching all my machines to Linux today.

    See ya'll in 24 hours.

    That was May 11th..... I guess the transition didn't go so well.

  5. Re:Quick explanation on Toshiba Claims Bit-Patterned Drive Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    I want to see the PizzaAnalogyGuy version!

  6. Re:Quick explanation on Toshiba Claims Bit-Patterned Drive Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    I'll take a crack at that.

    Point to point distance of: car vs train.

    A car is like existing drive technology. Depending on who's driving (manufacturer), the road (materials used), the point-to-point distance (inverse of capacity) of a trip varies. If the driver isn't an expert, he might be all over the road (more magnetic surface used) - adding distance to the trip (decreasing capacity). Additionally, if the road is rough (randomly sized magnetic grains) distance is added to the trip.

    A train, however, utilizes a fixed width track. The driver only needs a vehicle capable of mounting the track. The point-to-point distance is always the same (most efficient, less surface used) because the driver cannot deviate from the track. There is no deviation in the size of the track, it's always smooth.

    how was that?

  7. Re:Size is not the factor, weight is on 7-Inch iPad Rumored · · Score: 1

    But they share some characteristics. For example, neither can display Flash animations.

    Additionally, people who buy them enjoy the superiority complex that comes bundled.

  8. Re:In 3000 years.. on Icelandic Company Designs Human Pylons · · Score: 1

    ... archeologists 3000 years from now ...

    will wonder why there is a rusted blob of steel on the ground at regular intervals across uneven terrain. Until they get bored and go to Egypt to check out pyramids.

  9. Is he some sort of... on Legislation To Make Web Devices Accessible To Disabled Users · · Score: 1

    MORON?

    Seriously, could he have picked more unrelated technologies?

    We've moved from Braille to Broadcast, from Broadband to the Blackberry. We've moved from spelling letters in someone's palm to the Palm Pilot.

    What does braille have to do with broadcasting?
    What does broadband have to do with blackberry?
    What does......what the hell is he talking about "spelling letters in someone's palm"...Helen Keller? And what does that have to do with Palm Pilots?

    This guy is talking out the side of his neck (where the words don't pass through the brain first). He's comparing apples and butterflies here! Perhaps he's trying to get a handle on all this technology himself - is stupid a disability?

    How exactly is the emerging 3DTV supposed to work for the blind in this perfect accessible world? -- 'OK Harry, I know you can't see this 3D boxing match, so I'll show you what just happened......hold your head real still - !!POW!!. Was that 3D enough for you?'

  10. Re:put some footprints in concrete on Preserving Memories of a Loved One? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On the same line of thought, you could make a death mask, or a couple of them.

    It's not as creepy as the name might suggest and doesn't require the subject to actually be dead.

    It was a project we did in one of my art classes in high school. My mom collects masks, so I gave mine to her and it hangs on her wall with many other more exotic masks.

    The process is fairly simple and quickly described in this article. In my art class, we took it a step further and used the plaster mask as a negative and later filled it with pottery clay, baked it, glazed and baked it again. I glazed mine black, but I'm sure that a ghostly white might be appropriate for the situation.

    Making the mask negative (mold) is something that can happen in less than an hour. With a little more work you can probably make one that is re-usable out of other materials, but the plaster style negative is good for making only one ceramic mask. I'd suggest one per child, maybe more.

    I'm sure that if the goal was described to someone at your local pottery shop, the appropriate materials would be suggested.

  11. Re:Appropriate on Man Patents Self-Burying Coffin · · Score: 1

    Just flick a switch and it's done

    Not exactly...

    According to TFA, "Self-Burying" isn't an accurate description. It's slightly (100%) wrong.

    Per TFA:

    The idea is that coffin would then be torqued into the ground, either by machine or even by hand.

    Basically, your body is installed into this big ass screw. A cap is fixed to the top and it's *ready* to be screwed into the ground. This coffin can bury itself just like my lunch can eat itself.

    On the topic of lunch... After looking at the patent drawings, it occurs to me that this device needs to be fairly robust to withstand the pressures of being screwed into the ground. I didn't see any drainage holes in the drawings. I'm guessing that shortly after burial, the deceased decays into a chunky soup at the tip of the screw...er...coffin.

  12. You made me realize.... on Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex · · Score: 1

    iPhone users are sluts!

    They've been faithful to Apple and AT&T for almost four years now.

    I've been a BB and Android user for 4 years and I've only had one partner (my wife).....well, maybe two (my hand)

    You'd take 10 sex partners if you could get 'em.

    Yes, I would

  13. He knows something... on Abandon Earth Or Die, Warns Hawking · · Score: 1

    It will be difficult enough to avoid disaster on planet Earth in the next hundred years...

    Certainly, there are possibilities for many types of disasters - meteor/comet impacts, tsunami, volcanic eruption, global warmi...er....climate cha...um.... whatever the eco-freakos are calling it these days.

    When I read that statement, I get the impression that there is some unavoidable, impending doom that Hawking knows about. Like "The next hundred years, holy crap - good luck! If you survive that - hold onto your hats, then it gets bad." as he escapes into a Hawking Hole

  14. Re:Yeah, but where does this get ME? on Abandon Earth Or Die, Warns Hawking · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're asking a user named "TrisexualPuppy"

    One word - Spanktervision

  15. Re:Confused on Software Freedom Conservancy Wins GPL Case Against Westinghouse · · Score: 1

    I knew I shouldn't have responded to an AC. I should've followed my first instinct to mod you down instead of participating.

  16. Re:no child left behind and the cert mess = tech t on Steve Furber On Why Kids Are Turned Off To Computing Classes · · Score: 1

    As a child of an era before standardized testing, I can tell you that theory and understanding did exist.

    We passed and failed based on our understanding of the subject matter.
    If you lost a competition, you didn't automatically get a trophy for participating.

    Children got left behind because they weren't intelligent enough to keep up. Those kids now work for fast food restaurants and government.

  17. Re:Confused on Software Freedom Conservancy Wins GPL Case Against Westinghouse · · Score: 1

    ...profiting from GPL'd code.

    The parent included an additional qualifier that you seem to have missed:

    profiting from it and not sharing back

  18. Re:wow on Dog Eats Man's Toe and Saves His Life · · Score: 1

    Certainly, there is wow in that story.

    For me:
    1. THE DUDE DIDN'T WAKE UP! Seriously, how drunk do you have to be to sleep through your toe being eaten? Truly, 4 sheets to the wind.

    2. Half the toe is gone, blood is everywhere - how long did he spend looking for it?

    I think it's interesting that he says he wears shoes to bed now.

    I hope he wears a mask, gloves and a codpiece or the dog might just get something more important next time.

  19. Re:wow on Dog Eats Man's Toe and Saves His Life · · Score: 1

    Nowhere in the article does it state that the dog was hungry.

    I don't mean to imply anything, but dogs are used to detect other medical conditions.

  20. Re:Of course they can on Denials Aside, Feds Storing Body Scan Images · · Score: 1

    According to news reports, the scanner cannot scan body cavities or under skin.

    They would see a pistol or grenade taped to your body, but not one shoved up your ass. I would imagine that a morbidly obese person could utilize a sufficiently large fold of skin to hide something.

    http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/07/midway-airport-to-get-full-body-scanners.html

  21. Re:Um, Not? on King Tut's Chariot a Marvel of Ancient Engineering · · Score: 2, Informative

    Lets see how round your tires are after 3300 years.

    FTA

    Even at speeds of about 25 miles per hour on Egypt's irregular soil, King Tut's chariots were efficient and pleasant to ride.

    I seriously doubt that 25MPH over a sand dune will eject the occupant.

  22. Re:Finally on Obama Sets End of Iraq Combat For August 31st · · Score: 1

    This is getting old.

    H.R. 3200
    SEC. 401

    http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.3200:

    SEC. 401. TAX ON INDIVIDUALS WITHOUT ACCEPTABLE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE.

                (a) In General- Subchapter A of chapter 1 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 is amended by adding at the end the following new part:

    Much more follows.

    When the Internal Revenue Code was amended by HR 3200, new taxes were created. Failing to pay or evading those taxes (like failing to pay or evading any other tax designated in the code) triggers the penalties documented within the code chapter/sections I linked.

    This is a tangled web that takes more than a cursory glance. It's not rocket science, but there are no official documents that lay it out in the terms you want to see aside from the documents that you don't want to accept.

    Enjoy your Mazda.

  23. Re:They collected $75,000... on Officials Use Google Earth To Find Unlicensed Pools · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...Google Earth is free...

    Government employees are not.

  24. They collected $75,000... on Officials Use Google Earth To Find Unlicensed Pools · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but how much did it cost?

  25. Re:Finally on Obama Sets End of Iraq Combat For August 31st · · Score: 1

    I provided a link to a press release that references a non-partisan letter sent by the Joint Committee on Taxation. That press release happened to be from the Republican Ways and Means committee.

    The evidence you ask for was linked in the article that you obviously didn't read:

    The bill establishes tax requirements in:
    SEC. 401. TAX ON INDIVIDUALS WITHOUT ACCEPTABLE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE.

    You'll find fines and imprisonment in these sections:
    http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode26/usc_sec_26_00007203----000-.html

    http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode26/usc_sec_26_00007201----000-.html

    Since the above links aren't from official government sources - merely a prestigious law school, you can reference them against this official document:

    http://uscode.house.gov/download/pls/26C75.txt

    And a letter from the Joint Committee on Taxation using Congressional Budget Office data:
    http://cbo.gov/ftpdocs/106xx/doc10691/hr3962SubsidiesRangelLtr.pdf

    Yes, you can - peel the Obama sticker off of your Prius.