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  1. How could there be? on No Harm, No Foul in Heavy Net Use · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can you suggest that the internet as a whole can be either harmful or harmless? There's such a wide range of things that make the interent-porn, gaming, newsgroups, bulletin boards, research, trolling Slashdot, IMs, email etc. It's a tool, and as such comments can only be made on the relative safety of the activities done with it, not on the tool itself.

  2. Bad Platforms Make For Good Business on Why Open Source Makes Sense For Handhelds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's make a table: Handheld Platform: Porting Effort Linux/X11 (handhelds.org, Yopy): trivial (some layout changes) Linux-QPE (Zaurus): modest (reuse libraries, rewrite GUI) PocketPC: significant (lots of API limitations relative to XP) PalmOS: extreme (can't write all-native apps, memory limits, no file system, no resizeable windows, no layout manager, no multitasking, no standard APIs). Ironic, isn't it, that popularity is inversely proportional to difficulty of software development? Of course, that's a pretty general rule. Now, why is that? Well, look at this news item. When someone ports a Commodore 64 emulator to a Linux/X11 handheld, it's not news because it's so trivial. When someone ports it to PalmOS, it's big news. I once ported a web browser to a Linux/X11 handheld, and that wasn't news either. You still can't get anything of comparable quality for PalmOS, and so every junky PalmOS web browser is a news item. Bad OS platforms make for good press, lots of business opportunities, and lots of PR. Programmers feel proud when they have mastered a bad platform and managed to create the tiniest app for a bad platform. That's why PalmOS and Windows XP keep winning in the market. What to do about it, I don't know.

  3. Negative branding? on Wizards Of The Coast Tries Star Sisterz, Duel Masters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is ANY teenage girl going to buy something by the people who bought you Magic:The Gathering, Dungeon and Dragons and the Lifelong Virginity expansion packs?

  4. Why bother doing arcade conversions? on Classic Arcade To Atari 2600 Conversions Rated · · Score: 3, Funny

    ET sold the system on it's own

  5. Re:Third person? I can handle that on Third Thief Title Transitions To Third-Person · · Score: 1

    Probably because you had to do adult things, like aim, think, and use more than just the fire button JKII that's true, but JKA can be summed up as "Protect+Absorb+Spam Dual Saber Attacks". You can beat the final boss in hard mode by holding down the fire button and running in circles fer Christ's sake

  6. Here on Perl Haiku Poetry Contest · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia
    Perl compiler debugs you
    Quick mention of summer

  7. Summarized on Third Thief Title Transitions To Third-Person · · Score: 1

    Eidos today stated:"Yeah, we'd quite like Metal Gear Solid sales figures. Here's a bastardised sequel"

  8. Re:Screw Hunter on Fear Effect, Hunter The Reckoning Movies Optioned · · Score: 1

    Too controversial. It would encourage kids to start throwing bricks off buildings

  9. One man, one vote on Experts Critique SERVE Internet Voting System · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sadly, the man is 1337_Aragorn_2k4

  10. Leisure Suit Larry for the 21st century on The Guy Game - Adult Console Trivia Nirvana? · · Score: 1

    At least we won't have to put up with Sierra's humour

  11. They used to send me up chimneys on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 1

    5 bob and a ferret, and I'd be cleaning chimneys all day for rich folk with letters

  12. Re:So you're telling me... on UK Testing Wireless Broadband Via Airship · · Score: 1

    We're scrapping the RAF, replacing it with Bahamut

  13. Out of the way UK communities on UK Testing Wireless Broadband Via Airship · · Score: 5, Funny

    UK are about to test high altitude platforms, according to this article, as a way of bringing high-speed internet services to computer users in remote areas out of reach of broadband

    I assume this means backwards places like the Fens, Channel Islands, Welsh valleys and Liverpool. It might help to teach them what a computer and electricity are for first.

  14. Mars expeditions are ultimately worthless on The Dirt On Mars, In Words And Pictures · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A consequence of space exploration being government run is the fact that missions will be continually over funded and unambitious, as successive presidents and politicians look at NASA and the entirety of space as merely being an extremely expensive photo opportunity. It took 25 years from the invention of modern rockets to the moon landings, and in nearly 40 after that, we've done little more than send up continuous, well publicised but ultimately futile shuttle missions. Much as it pains me to say it, the future of space lies in private hands who have the ambition to(pardon the pun) reach for the stars

    " I always knew that I would see the first man on the Moon. I never dreamed that I would see the last. " --Dr. Jerry Pournelle

  15. Re:Lucky NASA folks on The Dirt On Mars, In Words And Pictures · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess it's good NASA didn't seem a spotty teenager inside the probe to send the images.

    "That's not Mars, it's Paris Hilton"

  16. The biggest obstacle is IT support departments on OSDL Announces Desktop Initiative · · Score: 3, Funny

    Getting the office running on Linux might actually require work.

  17. NAC? on SPEWS Adds DSL Reports to Block List · · Score: 1, Funny

    Nigerian Advertising Careers?

  18. Wow on News from Mars · · Score: 1

    the Spirit rover is getting ready to grind the rock Adirondack

    Science article->Pulp Fantasy in just 1 sentence

  19. Taking bets now on News from Mars · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every space mission gets a conspiracy theory. What's this one going to be?

  20. Re:My opinion on Space Tug to Save the Hubble? · · Score: 2, Funny

    If he was alive, he'd probably be turning in his grave

  21. Pretty good idea by them on Space Tug to Save the Hubble? · · Score: 1

    If it succeeds, they're sorted for life. If it doesn't, well, the Hubble was going to be scrapped anyway, and the government's already paid for the flight and research

  22. I don't know why, but something about the webpage on Yahoo! Research Labs · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of those game development companies set up by 14 years old

  23. They might want to start researching on Yahoo! Research Labs · · Score: 1

    Why their message boards are the dregs of the internet

  24. Where do I get the decoder ring? on Crack the Code and Win a Million Bucks · · Score: 0

    Is it in the Cheerios? I like Cheerios

  25. Re:Lovely on Baghdad Gamer Discusses Iraq's Videogame Past · · Score: 3, Funny

    What? He learned that we're a bunch of seersucker-wearing middle-aged viagra-crazed nitwits who like to spend our extra time fishing for rings in ladies bathrooms, root through ashtrays for hints and buy wine from places that sell condoms too? We live in constant fear of murderous cars as well