Slashdot Mirror


User: Adriax

Adriax's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
840
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 840

  1. Re:Power Requirement on Nvidia 480-Core Graphics Card Approaches 2 Teraflops · · Score: 1

    Ok so the card is only really useful for mobile computing. To get that speed you have to be on an interstate in most of the US, or a school zone in california.

  2. Re:Power Requirement on Nvidia 480-Core Graphics Card Approaches 2 Teraflops · · Score: 3, Informative

    Apparently the US National Bureau of Standards decided in the 1960s that Jiggawatt was the one true pronunciation.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giga
    And jif is only correct for the same reason, the developers decided "Choosy developers choose Jif" was a hilarious slogan they could use internally for the gif format.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gif#Pronunciation

    So yes, Jigabit, Jigabyte, Jigawatt, those are how we are legally supposed to pronounce them, atleast in the US.

  3. Re:Power Requirement on Nvidia 480-Core Graphics Card Approaches 2 Teraflops · · Score: 1

    It doesn't even take an entire jigabyte of my HD to store my favorite movie, Jodzilla vs Jamera.

  4. Re:That's Spooky! on Spookfish Uses Mirrors For Eyes · · Score: 1

    The North Atlantic Flying Cluefish, a cousin of the more common flying fish.

  5. Re:99.3% accurate? on New Method To Revolutionize DNA Sequencing · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or you could run a parallel processing setup, 3-5 sequencing chips all given the same sample at the same time. More expensive, but you'd get that effective 100% rate in the half hour time.

    $5k for a genetic sequencer that could give effectively 100% accuracy in half an hour would be pittance for pretty much every hospital in the US.
    Hell, the first malpractice lawsuit it prevents (detect a disorder that would make a commonly used treatment crippling or fatal to the patient) would pay for the machine 1000 times over.

  6. Re:Global Warning on Is the Yellowstone Supervolcano About To Blow? · · Score: 1

    Mmmm, human rice, the perfect food to get you through post-apocalyptic cannibalistic times.

  7. Re:LambdaMOO on Worlds.com Sues NCSoft Over MMO-Patent · · Score: 1

    Ugh, Shampoo isn't a meme, there's just a core group of people are trying to force it to be one.

  8. Re: Dropping Anchor on Mediterranean Undersea Cables Cut, Again · · Score: 1

    Mods, can I do a "Wooosh!" here, please?

  9. Re: Dropping Anchor on Mediterranean Undersea Cables Cut, Again · · Score: 2, Funny

    Umm... just how deep do you think the Mediterranean Sea is?

    Apparently 20,000 leagues.

  10. Re:It's a gusher!! on Drilling Hits an Active Magma Chamber In Hawaii · · Score: 0

    I was gonna say Anakin Skywalker...

  11. Stupid tech predictions on The Age of Touch Computing · · Score: 1

    I bet the same guy either has never played an FPS game before, or thinks console controllers are the pinnacle of FPS control schemes. Cause frankly I have no clue how aiming a sniper rifle will work when you have to sight past your fingers. Half my headshots in the original UT were against targets less than a quarter inch high in my screen.

    Touch screens have two major flaws, it's not possible to move the pointer and click at the same time, and there's only one button.
    Touch screens like imac mice, fine for idiots who get confused by anything more complicated than a hockey puck you mash down on, but slow and annoying for people who can comprehend the existence of more than one option.

  12. Re:Better be a mighty fine flashlight for $170 on Ultracapacitor LED Flashlight Charges In 90 Seconds · · Score: 1

    Your capacity for puns is astounding!

  13. Re:tape and ordinary paper? on 'Lab On a Chip' Made From Paper and Tape · · Score: 1

    Yes but Hyper Gravity has been replaced by Plucky Magnetism already, which is about to be replaced by Sneaky Waveforms if some researchers can get their paper approved.

  14. Re:Sounds like on Canadian Groups Call For Massive Net Regulation · · Score: 1

    Hrm... That works for me, let canada do the stimulus program to create jobs for lawyers, while america starts the infrastructure rebuild program. All the american lawyers will immigrate to canada for the better job prospects.
    Course then the canadian government will close the borders to protect their natural born lawyers, and the american lawyers will have to hop yachts and jump fences to get across the border. Soon immigrant lawyers in canada will be treated as second class citizens, sitting on street corners waiting for people with day-lawsuit work to drive by in a truck and grab them. Some will bring their entire families, others will just do work and save every bit they can to send a measly $100k a month to their poor, destitute families they left living in condos with only 2 vacation homes in the US.

  15. Re:Nothing Good on Canadian Groups Call For Massive Net Regulation · · Score: 1

    Butbutbut, taxing the general populace and giving it to people who sit around and "represent" artists, lightening their workload in the process, will create jobs! Honest!

  16. Re:Ummm on Bittorrent To Cause Internet Meltdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call in Mr Stevens, he's unemployed and looking for work.

  17. Re:You are pathetic, and should do the world a fav on Ted Stevens Loses Senate Re-Election Bid · · Score: 1

    4. 'snake charming' a nest of vipers with bagpipes
     
    That's an AWESOME mental image. A scottish snake charmer.

  18. Re:In other news on Northrop Grumman Markets Weaponized Laser System · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can guess how that board meeting went:
    Engineer: *holds a model shark in one hand, a model of their laser system in another* "Behold!" *mashes two models together*
    Cue large round of applause and back patting from board members.

  19. Re:Decay on DNA Strands Modified Into Tiny Fiber-Optic Cables · · Score: 1

    Gives an old meaning to the term virus, huh?
    Hackers will now use genetically engineered viruses to attack network links directly.

  20. Re:Why is this on Idle? on Oklahoma Ambulances Debut Sirens That You Can Feel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because then they've got to follow the t-rex around with a giant pooper-scooper truck. And that's just silly.

  21. Re:Quite a show on Oklahoma Ambulances Debut Sirens That You Can Feel · · Score: 1

    Imagine it? Try being anywhere within 5 miles of disneyland when they do their nightly fireworks show.
    Even better, be in their parking structure. 70+ cars per level going off with a concrete ceiling to channel the sound.

  22. Re:Next on Slashdot: on Oklahoma Ambulances Debut Sirens That You Can Feel · · Score: 1

    No, see, the siren doesn't feel you, you feel the sound.
    The siren will be the one filing the sexual harassment suits, against everyone who feels it's sounds.

  23. Re:Why others failed on IBM Bringing Powerline Broadband Back? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I lived in anaheim, just a mile and a half from disneyland, we were unable to get DSL. Apartments across the street were able to get it, but we weren't.

    People can say all they want about government screwing things up when the run them, but fed/state/local govs would do a hell of a lot better getting broadband to the masses.

  24. Re:Compare with the present, not the past on How Do You Justify the Existence of IT? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An in house tech can fix problems faster than an outsourced tech, and has an interest in getting things back up properly not just patched together.
    So not only factor in the hourly cost, but also take into account travel time, system familiarization, and the tech's vested interest in keeping the calls coming. All that equates to lost productivity, which can kill a small business at crunch time on a big project.

  25. Re:Please Don't Give This Man Attention! on Blizzard Sued By South Carolina Inmate · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lawyers don't play the Kevin Bacon game anymore, they play the 1 degree of separation to Jonathan Lee Riches game.