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  1. Another Ice-nine dupe on New State of Matter Could Extend Moore's Law · · Score: 3, Funny

    We Bokononists prefer to call it Ice-nine. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokononism

  2. And in related news... on Economic Crisis Will Eliminate Open Source · · Score: 1

    Because of the world-wide recession, the English Language will no longer be accepting new words. A spokesman was quoted as saying, "People no longer have the incentive to coin new words, except in cases where employers are willing to pay them to do so." The last official word offered prior to the freeze was "Halgivmas" which is, of course, the extended holiday period the first sighting of Halloween items in stores and on through to the end of the year, freely offered to posterity by Alice Van Housen of Algonquin, IL.

  3. Re:Only 37,964? on Number of ET Civilizations In Our Galaxy Is 37,964 · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows there's 42 galactic civilizations.

  4. Yes... on Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble? · · Score: 1

    And we're probably over-investing in it as we speak.

  5. Let me guess... on Homeland Security Department Testing "Pre-Crime" Detector · · Score: 1

    ... They gave all the volunteers a laquered wooden ball with their name on it.

  6. Difficult-to-Understand Time Machine Pref? WTF? on Popup Study Confirms Most Users Are Idiots · · Score: 1

    Off topic? You decide. I'm the "pc/mac guru" to about a thousand clients and fancy myself as a source of sane, but elite, advice. Anyway, when I first saw the Time Machine preference panel's giant off/on switch I thought, OK, this is the end of user confusion on the subject. Not... Yesterday a client called me, having trouble with his backup. Turns out he saw the darkened, background, non-"switch" representation of the Time Machine panel as the indicator (as opposed to the lighter part, which most people would perceive as the "switch"). Once I threw the switch, "it just worked."

  7. Manilla Folder on Fast-Booting Text-Editor Operating System? · · Score: 1

    I keep my MacBook Air in a manilla folder and use the pen in my pocket to write directly on it. Time to boot: zero.

  8. Re:People would have been happier? on Microsoft To Announce Jerry Seinfeld Ads Cancelled · · Score: 1

    Maybe that was the whole point, "that people (at Microsoft) would have been happier if everyone loved Vista, but this was not unexpected."

  9. How proud we'll be when... on Advanced Surveillance Tech for Unmanned Drones Credited In Iraq · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... our predator chickens come home to roost.

  10. I wonder... on Greek Hackers Target CERN's LHC · · Score: 1

    If they didn't want the collider penetrated, then why make it look like a vagina?

  11. It's OK. on Greek Hackers Target CERN's LHC · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Greeks were only bearing gifts. Oh wait... never mind.

  12. Conquistadores: Bring it On! on Seinfeld-Windows TV Ad Anything But 'Delicious' · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, the use of the term Conquistador is telling. The conquistadors killed more natives with their viruses than with their guns. Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it. I might also ad that throwing chairs will not help in this situation.

  13. Re:Memories not stored locally on Brain Cells Observed Summoning a Memory · · Score: 1

    Do you remember where you put your sig?

  14. Imagine... if you will on Robots Are Net's Future, Says Vint Cerf · · Score: 1

    A slim cylinder plug that vibrates when "You've got mail!"

  15. Worst Cruiseline ever? on Carbon-Neutral Ziggurat Could House 1.1 Million In Dubai · · Score: 5, Funny
    "... and, while on cruise, there is no chance for a change of scenery whatsoever."

    My advice: Try taking a cruise on something other than a docked riverboat casino.

  16. Re:Advice: Don't Read the Article, Do Read the Boo on Sneak Peek At Neal Stephenson's "Anathem" · · Score: 1

    Thanks for your comment. I remember first reading Clockwork Orange straight through, only to find a glossary at the end. I greatly enjoyed my own efforts in piecing together the idioms, and being rewarded for the post-reading confirmation of defined terms.

  17. Remembering Friends on Jerry Seinfeld Will Plug Vista · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slashdotters may also remember the big launch of Windows 95 when M$ hired Jennifer Aniston and Mathew Perry to make a lame features/tour video. Hence, the Jerry Seinfeld campaign isn't even something new, but at least here they're copying themselves so it will be funny when Balmer throws a chair a mirror.

  18. That's fine, I suppose... on R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008 · · Score: 1

    But know this: The more people insist Usenet isn't dead, the stronger my will to never ever begin using it in the first place.

  19. become a yoga n00b on How Do Geeks Exercise? · · Score: 1

    I started a yoga practice about five years ago, joining my wife who's been doing yoga for many years and I've come to like the metaphysical aspect to it in spite of myself. Oh, and I'm almost always the only guy in the room, which is cool. Yoga is cheap, beneficial and easy to maintain in anyone's schedule. Namaste.

  20. Tell me your pet's name... on Two Trojans For Mac OS X · · Score: 1

    Guessing passwords isn't that difficult. Tell me your pet's name and I'll tell you your password.

  21. To update Clarke on The Accidental Astrophysicists · · Score: 2, Funny

    OMFG! It's full of stars!

  22. Obligatory 7th Century Zen reference on Galaxies Twice As Bright As Previously Thought · · Score: 1
    Shen Hsiu's stanza read:

    Our body is the Bodhi-tree,

    And our mind a mirror bright.

    Carefully we wipe them hour by hour,

    And let no dust alight.

    To which Hui Neng (our hero, poetry slam winner, and hence, Zen's sixth Patriarch) answered:

    There is no Bodhi-tree,

    Nor stand of a mirror bright.

    Since all is void,

    Where can the dust alight?

  23. Piqued interest on Extracting Meaning From the Structure of Networks · · Score: 1
    If Roland Piquepaille posts another gee-wiz article on Slashdot with only this first post, does anyone care?

  24. Oh, I've heard of this. on Microsoft Helps Police Crack Your Computer · · Score: 1

    It's going to be called Windows 7, right?

  25. Re:Logical positivism to the rescue... on Is Mathematics Discovered Or Invented? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sad but true. Mathematicians are tools.