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How Do Geeks Exercise?
An anonymous reader writes "I have always been thin but all the sitting in front of the PC is taking its toll now that I'm getting older. I have begun to get a little heavier around the waist. I don't eat a lot but the weight seems to stay on these days. Most of the time I don't have the luxury of just getting out of the house/office. And being an introvert, I'm not enamored of the idea of exercising in full view of *shudder* people. I regularly do press-ups (60 per night) and sit-ups (30 per night) and some fetching and carrying, but that is all and these days it isn't enough. I need a solid and effective routine that will tone all my muscle groups efficiently. Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?"
Bike to work. (Make living close enough to bike a priority.)
Pretty much what the title says. Leave the car at home if you can. If you take public transportation, walking to the bus stop (rushing so you don't miss it =P), running down the stairs of the subway station (not using those fancy high tech automated ones! /cough), and so on, the pounds go away quite fast.
That is if you live somewhere where its possible. I've melted a lot doing that.
Seriously. It's actually pretty nice out there, or at least it was the few times I've had to go out.
My grandmother used anecdotal evidence all the time, and she lived to be 120 years old.
Wii Fit. If you're a geek looking for a half-way decent workout at home, that'll fit the bill quite nicely.
Hindu push-ups, Hindu squats, back bridge. For more information: http://cbass.com/Furey.htm.
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Get an exercise ball and a set of adjustable weights and you can do a lot of different muscle exercises. Google can give you details.
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Heh heh! PENIS DENIS! You'd better go jogging around the park. The fresh air will do you good.
It's even more fun when you have an exercise partner.
I can't run because of medical problems, but I do push-ups, sit-ups, curls, and leg lifts. I do enough to keep my heart rate up for half an hour every other day and it's put me in much better shape. (hello belt buckle! long time no see!)
If video games influenced behavior the Pac Man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems.
don't be afraid for other people to see you "exercise"... exercise isn't just for people who are in good shape, and those people know it more than anyone. People will respect you trying to get in shape even if you have to start off really slow, there's nothing to be afraid of.
If you're looking to lose the weight, strength training isn't what you're looking for, although it seems to be what you're asking for. Get out biking, jogging, roller blading, walking, whatever gets your heart pumping. Start off light and work it up.
I have popeye arms from all the one handed browsing, you insensitive clod.
You have to get out of the house, but to suit the introvert, you can go where most people can't. You also get to wear PFD as well as and a baggy dry suit to cover up the unsightlyness if you need it in your area.
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You very much need aerobic exercise to supplement your muscular-oriented exercise. Aerobic exercise works the heart, lungs, and circulatory system--very critical subsystems.
I'd recommend a treadmill or a bike with a trainer hooked up to it. Have a TV in front of you. After reading a couple books about it, use a heart rate monitor to keep from pushing too hard or too easy.
Try to build up to one hour per day. Don't discontinue your calisthenics. Read about exercise.
They're cool enough to do in front of other people, no matter how bad you are, and you have something to show off to your friends. It's a win-win scenario.
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You can pick those up pretty cheap in the spring after everyone has given up on their new year's resolutions.
I went and picked up a cheap yet sturdy bike ($500.00 Specialized Hard Core Comp), and I take the train to work. from train stations in either direction it's about a 10 minute ride (20 total one way), however I can bike down to farther train stations to get a real benefit from it.
So the next train station from my work is about a 45 minute bike ride away, while the first one is ten.
The one after that is about an hour and a half away, and so on an so forth.
You can do this with bus stops too.
It's uncomfortable at first getting used to the bike, so pick up Mtn Bike shorts (They aren't the spandex ones, they look like regular shorts), and get used to it, then have at it. I love it now, and I royally hate working out in front of people.
Good luck!
If you play it right, it's a workout. You won't get as good scores at the weenies who sit on the couch and twitch the controllers, but who cares?
#1 - Yourself Fitness. PC, PS2, Xbox all options for it (and the ps2 and xbox titles are both compatible with their "upgraded" counterparts).
#2 - Wii Fit. Surprisingly effective if you discipline yourself to doing it. Downside: not as organized.
And now we get to some of the better stuff.
#3 - Find a local swimming pool, strap on a pair of rollerblades, get a bicycle.
#4 - Join a sports league. Your local parks & recreation department is a good start here and can steer you to local team sports if nothing else. This will also help with your "introverted" problem.
#5 - Once you take care of the "introverted" problem... get a girlfriend and do a lot of the world's #1 calorie-burning exercise.
http://www.fastexercise.com/ I'm dying to know how this thing works. Get it and report back in a few weeks.
Try exercising in the morning. It's a bit harder, but speeds up your metabolism for the rest of the day, so you end up burning more calories.
In terms of specific workouts, I do pull-ups (need to hang a bar for that), sit-ups, push-ups and crouches. Once you're in better shape, vertical push-ups (while standing on your hands) are quite useful. Also, "dive bombers" are good in terms of muscle coverage. Add a couple of runs during the week and you should be able to maintain a very good shape.
This is not really rocket science. You need to do cardio to take off pounds. Maybe stepping would be enough for you, but a stationary bike or treadmill wouldn't hurt. For muscle, get some free weights and maybe an all-in-one machine, and use the web to figure out the best balance of workouts for each muscle group.
I'm no fitness expert but I myself have been pretty successful in getting a decent home workout without having to pay for a gym membership. If you work for a decent-sized company though you should have access to a gym there, or maybe you can bargain for them to pay part of your membership at a local gym. If you really do 60 push-ups a night, I don't think you need to worry about other people looking at you.
Find something that YOU enjoy...
e.g.
- Yoga
- Pilates
- Weight Lifting
- Martial Arts (not really indoors, but it is a great and practical way to stay in shape)
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I don't think there's anything especially nerdy/geeky I can think of besides maybe DDR that you'd do for exercise. Really spirited cosplay? Find a gym that's open really early or late if you don't like other people around. Or just run/bike/walk outside by yourself with some music to drown out all the other meat-avatars. I like rock climbing at the indoor gym, which seems to have a geekier-than-average following. That does involve people of course, but why not exercise the social muscles at the same time?
If you live in a city with a rowing club, you could take up one-person sculling. It's non-impact, relaxing, and you get out in the fresh air. Unfortunately, you can't do it in the winter, and it's really difficult to carry the boat to the water on your own, so you have to have some social interaction. The solitude out on the water is nice though.
I don't understand the question.
Buy some weights - real weights, ones that you can actually add pounds to - and gradually build some muscle. Push-ups and sit-ups won't do much.
It is a bit intensive and takes someone who is dedicated to do it. But it really gets me into shape. just google air alert pdf and it should be the first link. If you have bad knees or back I wouldn't suggest doing it. Also do it on carpet, it makes it harder, but not as much strain on the bones.
Put your neuroses to the back of your head, buy a bicycle, and start riding it. It's fun, and really, what do you care what other people think?
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Get your own treadmill in a basement and out of site and do techie stuff while on it. Videogames that you... *huff, puff* ...that you can get sucked into are the best. I can easily walk miles while staring at a DS or PSP or TV screen with a wireless controller for my console. It doesn't have to be video... *huff, puff* ...doesn't have to be videogames, though. A properly mounted laptop could be used actual work or just... *huff, puff* ...or just for web browsing.
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www.crossfit.com
Follow the workout(s) of the day. Usually they're simple, body weight exercises, but sometimes they use weights as well. In the event you can't do/lack the equipment check the FAQ's on the side for substitutions. Generally speaking, they're about 20 minutes of good, hard work. Be sure to scale to your ability level.
(and for the record, I first heard about the site from a 57 year old programmer; he can do it, so can you).
Quadruple the repetitions that you're performing for starters. Do them in sets of 25. Add a series of squats (even if they're without added weight). This will build muscle...which just existing will burn calories.
Most importantly, add cardio to your exercise. Whatever activity you choose, do it for a minimum of 30 minutes. Walk with speed, jog, run, jump rope, do jump'n'jacks. Whatever you're comfortable with at your current state.
Finally, take a critical eye at the foods you're eating, the portion size, and how much snacking you do. Cut trans fats, saturated fats, and empty calories. Eat more veggies and fruits. Snack on small portions of healthy things to help with appetite control.
... gym, I used to be slightly phobic about it but got over it. Better equipment there, it is a "focused" place where you are less likely to be distracted or diverted by any issues at home. Plus for me forking over some cash tends to provide some motivation to keep at it.
Another recommendation is if you want to schedule some yearly downtime/rest, do it during the hottest time of the year as that is the toughest time to keep a regimen going.
I found that martial arts are an excellent way for geeks to stay in shape. It's hard work, but a good way to create a good training and workout discipline.
There is a large variety of martial arts, some easier than others. My personal choice: Kung Fu.
frisbee. I realize you want to exercise alone, but ultimate seems to attract more geeks than any other demographic. It's a hell of a lot of fun and the people involved in the sport are some of the most accepting I've ever met. You'll be whipped in to shape quickly and it'll improve your social life.
Two body parts that get much work out is a hand and d*ck
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Ride a bike as much as possible - if you need to run a local errand, hop on the bike. After a few weeks it's easy - often much easier than dealing with a car.
For more regular workouts, 3-4 years ago my girlfriend discovered Yourself Fitness - she hates gyms, is in good shape, but wanted a more structured way to work out at home - like the gym, but in private. Yourself Fitness is an Xbox title - not sure if it runs on Xbox 360 - and is like having a personal aerobics and yoga instructor at home. I was little shy of aerobics in general at first, but once I got into it, learned the various moves without looking like an idiot, I was hooked. In the first year I lost 30 pounds (which was my target) and I felt 1000 times better.
I'm sure similar results could be found with any aerobic exercise, but as someone who hates the gym scene, and for whom time is tight, Yourself Fitness was a godsend.
Both of our old Xboxes are dying, the disc itself is a bit scratched up and sometimes flakey, so we're just hoping for a new release on one of the current consoles. We've got a Wii and Wii Fit too, and like it a lot, but don't think Wii Fit is as convenient - a lot of time just navigating the app, haven't found a really good guided training mode... we use the Wii Fit to break up the routine of Yourself Fitness now and then, and it's a blast too... but at least for us, nowhere near as effective as YF on Xbox - and these days you should be able to pick up both items for $100 or so total.
Is not a heavy activity, helps you to relax, give problems another point of view and enjoy fresh air/view/whatever, even know *shudder* people.
I usually workout at the gym next to work. Honestly if you do push-ups, situps in the morning and night then go running (or biking) every other day the pounds will drop. The diet is the most important though. In order to lose weight the recommend eating around 5 meals a day. Each meal around 500 calories which consists of 40 % carbs, 30 % protein, and 30% healthy fats. This is at every meal. If you don't eat enough your body may begin storing fat to use as energy later on. If you would like more information, I would check out http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/index.html If you have any questions about workouts or diets, the site above has it all. I hope this helps.
Keeps me fit, saves time :)
I know you asked for something in the home, but honestly, riding a bike is so much fun, and the fresh air is nice. You only need about 30 minutes of physical exercise a day to stay fit and maintain a healthy weight. Try it--it'll clear your head and help you think better too.
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Seriously, there is reason you need to exercise in your house. Get out, go jog, get a bike, join a gym. Who knows, you might meet a female.
Capoeira, 3x a week. Fantastic workout, and you learn a lot about yourself. Every time you go, you get slightly better, which a satisfying feeling.
If you're serious about getting fit, this website has been a great boon to me. You can do it in a gym, or buy just a few things (exercise ball, rubber bands, pull-up bar, and dumb bells [soup cans work well too]) and do it in the comfort of your own home. 12 weeks to 6-pack abs. It'll make ya work, but its only 20-30 minutes, 3 times a week. Enjoy!
http://www.mensworkoutguide.com/home.html
I swear I'm not the proprietor of this site. I just use it.
sit ups and push ups are decent for toning some select areas but they really aren't cardio. You need to run, bike, jog, walk or swim (I like swimming it tones as well as offers good carido) and elevate your heartrate for at least 30 mins every other day (every day if you are trying to lose weight). Re-evaluate your diet and eating patterns as well.
Gyms can't hurt, it may be a little embarrassing if you aren't used to it, but you'll get over it, consider hiring a personal trainer as well at least until you figure out how your body works.
I'm 36 now, was extremely fit in highschool and college, but gained a stupid amount of weight while programming in my 20s, it took about 2 years to get back on track but have not regretted a second of it.
avoid quick fix, avoid crash diets. Take the slow path and adjust as necessary.
Remember that it doesn't matter how many sit ups you do - if you aren't keeping the fat down, you'll just look chubby. I run 8.5K every couple of days and that makes a huge difference.
Granted, regular sit up and push up routines are required as well... just make sure you are doing your push ups with push up bars (or three even chairs). For sit ups, I love the bicycle and jackknife techniques when I feel like alternating my routine.
Here, I can attest that this routine was what worked while I was with the Marines; there's no reason you couldn't do most of it indoors. Find a doorway in your home where you can hang a pull-up bar. Do the pushups and crunches at the recommended intervals and train up. You might even work in reverse crunches while laying facedown halfway off the bed with your feet secured by a friend.
The only thing you might have to do in public is running. For me, there's no better exercise than running.
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From what you're saying, it doesn't matter what equipment you buy because you're determined to hole up at home. Health and any degree of commitment to it requires.. commitment. You *know* what you *should* be doing. A minute part of the population is actually unable to do the things they should be doing. It's just a matter of choices and priorities.
Sounds like seeing the sun sometime might do you some good too.
It also sounds like you're beginning to acknowledge that health might be a bigger priority than it used to be.
The main thing you need is aerobic exercise, not weight training. Get a little weight training in at the same time by doing things like walking to the grocery store.
I find walking to the grocery store gives me a little exercise, sunlight, freaking awesome arms, and better decision making (I'll carry four litres of milk home instead of four litres of Coke)
Your requirements aren't well-defined:
vs.
Do you want to burn calories ("stave off those pounds"), build/tone muscle, or both?
Any cardio program (elliptical machine, bicycle) will help burn calories (and of course, eating fewer calories will do just as well). You can get decent machines for this for a few hundred dollars, and your bicycle makes an effective solo-friendly device for going around your neighborhood.
I recently discovered indoor rock climbing. It's geek-friendly in the sense that you don't need to be an all-star athlete, just a good problem solver. Most indoor climbing gyms have climbs suitable for all levels of skill. I've found this to be a great work-out, and it's not boring, since there's a strong mental component to a climb. As a bonus, you improve balance and flexibility in addition to strength. I consider this to be a "gateway workout"; once you've established your physical limits, it's possible you'll want to start working out properly to get the strength or stamina needed to finish that one really hard climbing route, and if your climbing gym is fully-featured, you'll have access to everything you need to do that. Lastly, climbing requires a partner, so you're sort of forced into a buddy system. Find someone and give it a try. Any climbing gym should be welcoming to newbies, and there's virtually no barrier to entry.
I crossfit 3 days a week through our local Austin Gym in the morning before work. Of course when I'm on call I have to turn the mobile up to max to hear it during the workout and sometimes I get pretty sleepy later in the day depending on how hard I workout, but over all crossfit has really helped me balance the relatively sedentary lifestyle computer work brings.
I've done jogging, which can be pretty encouraging because it gives you good-looking muscle tone as well as weight loss. But as one gets older, jogging typically gets more painful. Also, bad weather (including winter) can derail you from a jogging routine, and make you get off the wagon.
I find that until you run out of good content, Netflix + a home treadmill is a pretty good combination. I found that walking 8 miles/day takes about 2 hours and burns one pound of fat. 4 miles/day is still pretty good, and unless you eat like a glutton, should do great.
There's also the walkstation, which might be an awesome solution if you can put it in your workspace.
I wear a (light! they're easy to overdo!) weight vest, ankle and wrist weights and have an elliptical cross trainer (get a pricey magnetic resistance one if you can afford it - mine isn't and grinds noticeably, which is annoying, but no more than riding a bicycle). I do a sort of "cross training in simulated heavy gravity" thing using them all at once, it's sort of between aerobics and weights I guess. Doesn't leave hands free, so can only passively listen/watch stuff, but that's okay given "podcasts" and such nowadays (though they're always annoyingly slow compared to my reading speed. Maybe I should rig up a "page turn" button and a screen).
I used to be so addicted to Dance Dance Revolution. It's a lot of fun and you can do it indoors.
Then, at least, you know you're supposed to look stupid doing it :P
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This way my left leg/foot gets more exercise when driving an automatic, otherwise a heavy clutch does the trick.
I think 500 situps, 250 pushups, some freestyle swimming and maybe hitting the gym for some weight lifting should fit the bill. You could skip the freestyle swim and go running. If not comfortable with this just divide down to what you determine to be a reasonable number.
Getting rid of fat all boils down to this : burn more calories than you eat. I've been doing the situps + pushups thing, building some muscle mass helps lose fat, but you need to add some good carb burning exercise. Wii fit is OK for getting fit, you'll have a healthy heart and toned muscles but it will all be hidden under the layer of fat you haven't burned off. You need to break a good sweat to really burn some fat.
Biking to work is good if you can do it, cos it's 10 workouts a week that you can't get lazy and miss :) Otherwise, get an exercise bike and do that at home watching TV or listening to podcasts or whatever. Real bike riding is better though, you can get lazy with a fake bike.
You can also try to cut out carbs and replace them with protein or fibre - sugary fruit, drinks and snacks will get burned off before your body starts on stored fat. Make sure you are still eating healthy though, Atkins diet burns fat quick but it's hard on your whole nutritional intake...
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aggressive _spanking_the_monkey_ does it for me!
It's the ultimate geek exercise, and completely worth getting out of the house for.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_European_martial_arts
You can get into completely authentic Western Martial Arts Practice:
http://www.aemma.org/
You can get hyper-competitive and train to duel:
http://www.novaspada.com/ (my school)
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You can a ton of fun just about anywhere you live:
http://www.sca.org/
Or you can really go nuts:
http://forum.rpg.net/forumdisplay.php?f=70
consists of trying to get first post on Slashdot, and running up and down the stairs that lead down to the basement.
I don't have a steady exercise routine, but generally I spend a nice few hours, weekly, walking in the woods or up a nearby mountain (their heights are between 350-650m). I also walk/bike to work when the weather is okay and I almost never say no when someone invites me to join in on some outdoor sports or good old fashion manual labour.
Drop the situps and pushups; they're useless for your purposes. Especially since you can do them in sets of 60 and 30 respectively already.
You seem to be mixing low body fat up with some attribute of your muscles, and you need to target your exercises to what you really want to deal with. If you lower your body fat, your muscles will appear toned, no matter how little muscle mass you actually have. If you want to be strong or to have big muscles, you need to pursue an entirely different exercise regimen.
To lose fat, in addition to eating a healthy diet with frequent sufficient meals, you need to engage in aerobic exercise like running, biking, swimming, or the elliptical machine. This will get rid of that gut. If your diet is right and you aren't losing fat, you need to step up the exercise to something more intense. A moderate amount of cardio like this is also important for general health, but skinny folks looking to gain mass shouldn't do a lot of extra cardio.
If you want big muscles, you can't be doing exercises for tens of repetitions. 8 or so is appropriate. If you *can* do that many and you want to bulk up, you need to add weight until you can't do more than ten.
If you want to get strong, even more weight and even fewer reps (five-ish) is the way to go.
But the one thing I cannot stress enough is that situps and pushups are ineffective cardio--you won't lose much weight at all that way--and doing sets of anywhere between 10 reps and infinite reps is a sign that you aren't working with enough resistance to make any progress with regard to strength or muscle mass.
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Unless you've got the luxury of a huge amount of space, the only way you're going to come close to exercising all groups is via free weights.
Multi exercise machines don't even come close (more on that later). Treadmills/stationary bikes are great for burning calories which'll do most of your weight loss goals but you're asking about all muscle groups. BOSU balls, steps, jump ropes are all more limited in application. The other great full body exercise, swimming, isn't really an option in the privacy of your own home unless you're rich enough to have a good sized pool.
The problem with free weights, and this comes from being married to a physical therapist who's also an ACE certified personal trainer, is: You're doing it wrong.
Don't feel bad. Just about everyone does. From the Navy guys I've watched prepping for their PRTs by holding a dumbell in one position and flapping their elbows like chickens to those who swing weights and let the momentum carry them through the weak spots to those who only really focus on a few core groups.
This is what a good personal trainer will do for you (and, yes, I hate the idea of paying the meathead ones too). A good one will slow you down and perfect your form: meaning you're actually building the weak points not just swinging past them. A good one will start you on machines (really good for isolating the exact form you need but lousy at exercising all of the supporting groups) and then slowly move you over to free weights (really good at exercising a lot of supporting groups, lousy at teaching you good form). A good one will also teach you a whole range of exercises so you're not just bulking your biceps with no work on your triceps, strengthening abs without matching your lats, working on your upper body with no attention to your chicken legs (yes, you, 95% of guys in gyms).
Look at it this way...
How good of a coder would you be if you never learned from other people's code and never had anyone review yours? Sure, you might be a prodigy and do some cool trick most people have never thought of. More likely, you'll write messy, inefficient code that seems like it works while leaving memory leaks everywhere.
In the same way, you might manage to learn everything about lifting from message boards and videos. More likely, you'll get a fair amount right but still be doing a few gastly things that it never occurs to you they're wrong.
This is why we suck it up, venture in to a gym, find a good trainer (being willing to fire the bad ones until we get that one we vibe with), and learn the technique first... so we can then get it right in our splendid isolation.
Lets see:
A set of barbell weights in the office - launch a program and lift a weight or two while waiting for results.
A set of roller blades in the back of the car ready for grabbing and going on a skate.
Sex, with a friendly and willing partner, great cardio! :)
Walks (briskly!) along the beach boardwalk.
Biking.... (need to get more time for that)
Floor exercises, crunches and push ups.
Sometimes to the gym, for cardio on a treadmill or elliptic trainer.
Trying to find time for tennis!
If you enjoy doing it, then you are more likely to stick with it. I was a total blubberball who used to sit at a computer all the time until one day I realized that my inactivity was slowly killing me. Decided to get fit and stay that way.
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If someone has not patented it already, I put the Idea of an aerobic keyboard and aerobic editor into the public domain! An aerobic keyboard's keys are huge, can be activated by arms an feet and require large leg and arm movements to press them. Such a keyboard will allow a geek to continue to edit while doing his exercises!
Of course specialized editors will be used to take advantage of the aerobic keyboard. I can hardly wait till emacs is modified for the aerobic keyboard, but I expect some atheists will want to use vi.
How do I publish this idea so no one else can patent it? Or is there prior art?
Tai Chi is essentially a form of Kung Fu slowed down to maximize the exercise potential and lessen the strain on your body.
Once you have learned the essential 108 movements (its all one long cycle that puts you back where you are started, but is learned as 108 or so individual moves), you have a routine that will exercise pretty much every muscle in your body, looks cool, and requires no equipment to perform in, any stretch of ground/grass/parkinglot with a roughly 15x15 ft area free would probably do.
Its been very popular in China for centuries and obviously works quite well, given the number of old people you see doing it in droves there.
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I'm not sure I qualify, but I run distance, and occasionally bike and swim, and compete in triathlons (they're *really* fun). (And I do some core and strength stuff, but that is pretty much auxiliary to the 40-50 miles per week of running.)
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While I'm definitely a proud geek, my job is very physical in nature and I exercise many hours a week to stay in shape.
I have a gym routine, which I will not cover here, and a home routine.
For starters, determine your goal. Weight loss, cardiovascular health, and muscle tone are all distinct goals with different workout types to most effectively reach each area.
A weight loss workout should focus on muscle extremities, core muscle groups, and long-term cardiovascular exercise. Light weights for the arms using a bicep curl is a good start. Doing sit-ups and sitting on an exercise ball while at your computer will provide good core muscle strength. Skipping rope or jumping jacks provide a cardiovascular and leg muscle workout. Try to go fifteen minutes at once in a slow, easy pace. You want to be sweating when done, but not out of breath.
For cardiovascular health, skipping rope and jumping jacks should be done at a faster pace. You *want* to be out of breath when you're done, and keep increasing the speed and time worked out as much as your body can stand.
For muscle tone, add a light protein shake or supplement to an after-workout snack. Work with heavier weights, and use them on pectoral muscles in addition to arms. Do push-ups as well as sit-ups. Try to get a chin-up bar and use it.
As a former introvert (the mind and emotions *can* be trained, believe me!), I understand the reluctance to try a gym, and suggest that maybe you find a friend who will be a "work-out buddy" and act as a private trainer. It helps to have someone help keep count and encourage you not to cheat yourself out of a better workout.
Aim for twenty minutes a day for your first couple weeks. Try to push it to 45 minutes by the end of the second month. Bravo on a choice to be healthy and fit!
Rock climbing/bouldering has dual benefits:
1. It's a slow endurance/strength excercise
2. It excercises your hands/wrists, which counteracts RSI
Get a climbing partner/group and hit the closest climbing gym. Go easy at first, and remember that the legs should be doing most of the lifting. Go easy on the hands too, you don't want to sprain anything :) Any RSI from typing/office labour should go away, and you will become comfortable enough to start doing more exertive excercises such as weight lifting or cardio.
There's been some great suggestions already.
I have a treadmill as I find running is the best aerobic workout for my body. I got mine off craigslist for $200 and it works really well for me especially during the winter months. This nut job took it a step further and integrated it into his workspace: http://lifehacker.com/software/contest/coolest-workspace-contest--the-treadputer-171537.php and this guy thinks he can make a business out of it: http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2005-06-07-office-fit_x.htm
Weights are just as important as running. You burn more calories just by having more muscle. Don't worry about how big they look just get them toned and stronger and they will burn calories while you're standing in line at the Taqueria.
Riding bicycles is fun and if you're less than 5 miles to your office it may be feasible unless you live in Bangkok.
Calisthenic exercises are easy to do in private and you get the benefit of aerobic and anaerobic at the same time.
Softball is a good excuse to get outside and meet some overweight middle aged guys from the community. Just don't drink all the calories back on after the game.
For me running and weights are the best combination to remain fit but any of the other things that you can do for fun will help out and let you keep eating whatever you want.
Agree; I used to bike to work until I moved too far away from work... Now it's car to work, however have a gym nearby so try to go there 3-4 times per week in lunch breaks.
Also Hip Hop dancing is a great way of exercising. Whilst the audience here might initially laugh at that, there are a number of great benefits:
1) Improves memory and co-ordination; is great fun & challenging :)
2) Improves lower back/core strength, thus making you better able to do all those hard hours in front of the computer. No joke, this messes with your back!
3) Is a great way to meet people outside your normal day to day routine. If you are single you will probably notice that they also tend to slew towards the more attractive range of the scale. Even if you are not [check] there's always value in this
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I'm a programmer, but I exercise - running, biking, triathlons, etc. YMCA's are pretty friendly places even if you're intimidated by gyms. Seriously, get out and enjoy the world a bit..unless you really do fall within the stereotypical definition of "geek", in which case, why do you care, since geeks are stereotypically out of shape.
My preference is running. It's rather cheep to start, all you need are a good pair of running shoes. (But get a good pair, from a running store, fitted to your foot and stride type.) Other than that, you really only need a track or some roads. I hadn't run since high school, and now, 15 years later i am thinking about trying for a half marathon before the end of the year. I also love the fact that just about every weekend there is a 5k or 10k race near me, which not only helps to motivate, but also are usually created around some charity, so it is good karma as well to help raise money for a cause.
If you want some guidance getting started, cool running has a great starter guide. Link
I have also become a big fan on the Nike+ sport band, since i can check my distance and pace while i am running. I find that instant feedback about having run farther and or faster than my last run helps to motivate me during the run, and the ability to track my run history online helps motivate me between runs. I think that this ends up being one of the most important things about exercise, make sure you like it, because if you don't then you won't stick with it.
My advice, get out and run. But short of that, just make sure your doing something. That is the really important bit.
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If you want it make time for it. As someone who spends a significant portion of my week trying to stay in shape, it's become a huge pet peeve of mine for people to complain about being out of shape or overweight and never do anything about it. The fact is that people will make time for what's important to them. If it's not important enough for you to take a half hour out of World of Warcraft, then just accept that it's not really that important to you and quit complaining about it. That's all for my soap box.
I think everyone's touched pretty well on the fact that just doing away with conveniences can add a ton of exercise to your day--taking the stairs instead of the elevator, parking at the back of the parking lot instead of circling around to find a closer spot, walking when going between any two points that are acceptable walking distance (I usually think if it's less than a mile I should probably be walking it; it may be different depending on your circumstances) etc. If you make these things habitual they add up, and while they don't do much if you only do them once or twice every few months their cumulative effect when done as a natural routine is significant.
If you're really worried about getting in awesome shape but don't like to work out, consider taking up an active hobby. My first suggestion would be a martial art. Brazilian jiu-jitsu and judo are both very physically active, burning as much as 900 calories an hour (compared to 300 for jogging and 600 for rowing). They're also great forms of self-defense, great ways to meet new people and make new friends, and they don't require you be a 20 year old athlete to make the moves work. If you prefer something like racquetball, that's fine as long. Just get a hobby that will help keep you in shape that you will actually enjoy doing.
Sounds like we're in the same situation - I've always been slim, but a couple of years ago started putting on fat around my waist.
My solution has been talking a 45 minute walk up and down a local hill each day. Walking is the exercise we're designed for, low impact and can be sociable if you want. I think you need to be pushing yourself though - I take a stop watch to motivate me to try harder each day. My other tip is to do it first thing, before breakfast - you get most of the hard part (going up the hill) over with before you are properly awake.
You also end up with a great start to the day - blood pumping, mind alert, and you've had time to plan your day and chew over problems without disruption. I've got back to a good weight, and seem to be sticking there, so it works.
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If you live in the city, my best advice is to not drive anywhere within a ten-mile radius. Walk pretty much everywhere you go and over time you will start shedding the pounds. I was slightly overweight when I first moved here (5' 11" and around 180lbs). It has been slightly under a year now, and I am down to 158lbs. Granted I am also vegetarian and I count calories (it all boils down to calories in/calories out) and do about 50 crunches each morning, but walking wherever I go (including to buy groceries if you are a bachelor like me) has made a world of difference. Also, if you live in an apartment building with elevators, use the stairs. I do, and I've found that it is actually faster most of the time than sitting there wasting your time waiting.
Most of all, whatever plan you choose, stick with it. The weight does not just come off a week or two after you begin. If you do it right, you should expect to see a pound or two drop every couple of weeks at most, and sometimes you will go a month without seeing a noticeable change. It takes patience, more than anything else, to lose the love handles.
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John Walker has written about this: The Hacker's Diet.
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"Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?"
Considering the question, I doubt hiking, running, biking to work, base jumping, etc. really qualify as applicable answers. But seriously... i have to ask... why would you want to limit your exercise to the privacy of your home? That I don't get.
For progressively longer periods every day. When you can do 2,000 skips a day, you'll be on the way to getting in shape.
I get 35-45 minutes of cardio per day via the inclined treadmill. It doesn't really matter how fast or how far, so long as I am breaking a sweat. Two or three times per week (depending on the schedule) I work out with weights. One day is upper body (Curls, flys, benchpress, etc), the second is lower body (squats, leg ext., leg curls, lunges, etc) and if I get a third, then I work the core (plank, inclined situps, crunches and so on). Alternatively, the P90X program is killer if you can spare an hour or two per day for your workout. It's the only exercise program that I have ever run across that actually EXCEEDS what it states. And it should go without saying that your diet should be somewhat better than jelly donuts and Red Bull...an no - glazed donuts are NOT better for you than jelly donuts.
If it's a concern for you then don't muck around, get into heavy weights and mix it up with some cardio like running or biking. Increased muscle mass will help you stop storing energy as fat while you're sitting around.
I had your same problem and got into a regular weights/cardo routine and have managed major positive changes in 12 months. (That's right, it won't happen overnight) I work from home in a relatively small apartment too. I never thought I'd fit a weight bench in my place along with all the weights but I did, it was just a matter of convincing myself it needed doing. Tucking my small weight bench in beside my chest of draws and wardrobe is a work out in itself!
If you've never done heavy weights before you might be worried about getting TOO big and looking like a steroid abusing jock. Don't worry, it'll never happen! (unless you do get into the roids) It will take a lot of dedication to make much a noticeable difference to your physique but it will help you keep fit and keep your weight down. Give it a go, you can do it from home and it will make you feel much better about yourself both physically and mentally
For advice on routines and general body building advice I recommend t-nation.com and bodybuilding.com (Don't let the muscle head nature of these sites put you off, they have some very good advice on general workouts suitable for beginners). Good luck!
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Really if you don't want to get out you can always use an elliptical machine and maybe a bowflex for strength training in your home but eventually you just need to get outside.
Endurance sports are a great way to stay in shape. www.amateurendurance.com covers all kinds of sports from Triathlons to Marathons and 5k runs to Century rides and Ultra-marathons. It's really not that hard to get started. There are literally events happening every weekend. You can train on your elliptical at home if you want and just participate in events on the weekend. You'll be surprised at the wide range of people who participate in these events. You have overweight teens to 75 year old women and everything in between. Trust me, just finishing an event will get you cheers and that's a good motivator to keep doing it.
To be perfectly honest, there's not much motivation -- at least for the long term -- if you try doing it all at home. I am very much an introvert, but I joined a gym. Seriously, if you find one hear home or work, or if you drive, on your way home, it's easy to take the time to go. And don't worry about appearances. Every type of person goes to the gym. I see very large people and very thin people. I see guys who don't lift weights, and only use the aerobic machines. I see women who bench more than I weigh. Just go, find what you can handle, find out the right way to do some things, and either try for maintenance or improvement. There's really no pressure.
But maybe you should try to exercise outside a bit. I would count myself as an introvert, and I run and bike regularly. If you make time to get out early in the morning or go out in the country, you can ride or run when or where most people aren't out. Maybe instead of trying to avoid exercising outside, you should just go ahead and try it. You may find that it isn't as uncomfortable a situation as you think.
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I play this every morning to get me awake and in the mood. Then after the calisthenics, I Bowflex and do free weights (bench press, squats, dead lift) for about 20 minutes three times a week. I do stick my nose outside every once in a while for a slow jog or fast walk, so you might want to invest in a treadmill if that hill's too steep to overcome.
p90x works for me!
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Between allergies to pollens and dust, having zero interest in being around other people (particularly in a setting like a gym), and having never found even the least joy in any kind of physical activity, I have to say that there are many kinds of invasive surgeries that I would rather undergo without benefit of anesthesia rather than undertake an exercise plan.
I suspect I'm not the only person on Slashdot with that attitude.
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Pick a route about twice as far as you can run and keep at it every day until you can do it. Add a mile every couple months until you're happy with where you are. You can run anywhere (good for consultants) and you'll find it makes you better at all sports (even if im not the most skilled bball player i can sure as hell run them ragged)
Russian kettlebells are really great! I had never been physically active, yet at 50 I got a trainer who taught me how to use them. Unlike regular weightlifting, kettlebells (like a cannon ball, only with a handle) increase your strength AND your balance and flexibility. Highly recommended.
So you're an introvert. Big deal! Exercise in front of people anyway.
Look, no one's going to make fun of you for going to the gym; in fact, they are more likely to make fun of someone who needs exercise and doesn't go to the gym.
The gym isn't Counter-Strike. No one cares if you're an exercise n00b. In fact, in my experience if you screw up at the gym, someone who knows what they're doing will show you the proper way to exercise so you don't injure yourself.
If you can afford it, and if you really care about your fitness and attractiveness, there is no reason not to go to the gym.
the MOST effective exercise is the exercise you don't even know you are doing. park the car at the far end when you go to the shopping centre, walk to the corner store. these all add up.
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Have you considered the 5BX program that was developed for the Royal Canadian Air Force? You can download the PDF manuals from http://www.gettingfitagain.com/5bx.php - and it's only supposed to take 11 minutes a day. Usual disclaimer about consulting a doctor before starting with a new exercise plan of course.
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If you're going to be at all serious about toning up/getting in shape/exercising one of the most imporant things you need to look at is WHAT you eat. Diets that are high in fats and sugars are destined to be more difficult than a carb-rich, protein-rich, vitamin-rich diet. That means, instead of hotpockets for breakfast try to get a complete protein and some carbs, 3-4 scrambled eggs and some wheat toast with jam is a perfect breakfast.
Both lunches and dinners could consist of something like chicken breast and brown rice, with some steamed broccoli.
You can even go into subway and get a $5 footlong of chicken breast with all the veggies to get all your necessary nutrients.
If you're trying to lose some weight, keep in mind that more muscle mass = more calories burnt. Try doing pushups, pullups, and situps (very important not to do 'goofy' situps, instead try to put your legs on something so your thighs are perpindicular to your body, stare at your belly button and try to 'roll' your shoulders off the ground WHILE exhaling, the inhale on your way back, make sure your arms are crossed on your chest NOT behind your head).
Unfortunately a lot of the weight we put on in our later years is much more difficult to shed than when your younger, so if you're at all serious look at getting some kind of cardio, albeit running or jogging up some stairs for 30 minutes.
So quick recap:
1. Don't eat bullshit. (Notice I picked whole wheat bread over white bread, brown rice over white rice, etc).
2. Diet should be 55% carbs, 30% protein, 15% fat. Keep track of what your eating, try to stay away from foods in which the calories from fats/sugars are over 45% (carbs/sugar & protien = 4cals per gram, fat = 9 cals per gram. (grams of sugarx4)(grams of fatx9)= total number of calories. Divide that number by the total number of calories in a serving to find your percentage.
3. Exercise! Run, dance, jog, roll around, do anything to get your heart rate up. Your body will get used to the same exercise over and over again to try to mix it up.
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How come nobody has mentioned this one yet? I mean, come on! It has fitness tips as well as diet since you really need both to get the pounds off.
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I'd make sure you're getting enough Essential Fatty Acids.
Flax seed oil (ALA, EPA, DHA) is an omega-3 fatty acid complex that will help reduce your inflammatory load.
There is a good deal of evidence that taking Conjugated Linoleic Acids (CLA's -- specifically the Trans-10, Cis-12 or T10-C12 form) will actually help you lose weight. It does this by causing your preadipocytes to die (apoptose), before they can become fat cells. There is also good evidence that it helps keep fat cells from filling. And it probably (although the evidence isn't as solid) forces fat cells to empty.
Either way, you need to also make sure you're getting antioxidants (resveratrol, selenium, etc...)
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Stop lifting weights. It will not necessarily burn fat. You need
an aerobic workout. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerobic_exercise
Walk, jog or run if you can. Swim. Bicycle. Basically, get
your heart rate up for at least 15 minutes at least once a day.
And, as always, see a doctor or an accredited professional before
you try anything new.
What turned me on to regular, healthful exercise was to have the right gadget. I worked for an outfit that makes consumer-grade heart rate monitors, so I got to keep one for myself while I wrote out the documentation.
I was very impressed with this gadget. It did wonders for getting me off my duff and tracking my exercise.
Seriously. It's the toys, guys. Having a little bleeping widget on my wrist made a huge difference.
So, even though I don't work for them any more, I'll totally shill for the Polar F11 HRM. It figured out an appropriate exercise schedule for me, it monitors the intensity of my workouts to keep me on target, and it tracks my progress over months. It's geared toward cardio, so it really excels at aerobic stuff like cross-country simulators and standing bikes. The pounds just melt away, though, and I'm toning up nicely.
If you're interested in getting one, I recommend going to your local gym to see if they have a partnership with Polar, because the personal trainers there will help you learn how to use the thing to maximum effectiveness. The thing is pretty simple to use anyway, though.
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I guarantee if you do a "prison workout" you will get the results you want.
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Right, let me first address your direct question:
To lose body-fat and gain muscle mass you will most likely need to cycle between the two objectives; food is of paramount importance here, without going into much detail to gain muscle you need to actually (image that) eat more than you waste, and to lose fat the opposite. The amount and type of exercise you do, plus your diet, is what determines if you gain a lot of muscle and just a bit of fat or the opposite.
As for exercise routines, I would recommend heading to bodybuilding.com. Yes, I know, sounds like something you don't want to do but these guys tend to be the ones who actually know about these stuff, more so than the "fitness" crowd. Even if your objective is "merely" to become more agile, with less fat and "harder" and not a gigantic mammal with muscles coming out of your ears that site has lots of routines and explanations; think of them as the Debian or BSD crowd: even when people just want a pretty desktop they are generally the crowd who has the answer to the questions.
Just to complement, that site as lots of routines to do without any fancy equipment. You might invest in some dumbbells though, there is little you can't do with dumbbells, a bench and good posture.
This brings me to the second part of my answer, which is that is generally easier and better to pay membership in a gym, regardless of initial feelings of inadequacy. They have the right equipment, other facilities that are nice to have (think sauna) and it's not like they are a social club where you actually have to talk with people. You could even by surprised to start talking with people from very different walks of life and getting along just fine. There is a self-promoted ghetto thing in the "ahh we're geeks and nobody understands us" mantra.
On top of this I know that I'm personally much more prone to actually do stuff in the gym than at home, maybe because I'm paying for it. Regardless of motivation I do think it is something you should consider, even if you don't care for the classes (I mostly don't) the weight-lifting equipment alone is important for a good routine.
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Anyways, I followed the link over to a site called, iwantsixpackabs.com.
I watched a few of the workout videos and decided I had nothing to loose. I just recently finished the 16 workout program. I started at 179 lbs, and am now at 155 lbs. There was a lot of pain and agony along the way, but getting into a routine and keeping it fun was VERY helpful.
I changed my diet - cut soda / alcohol / high sugar drinks out - except my morning coffee :) - No junk food in between meals - I would drink water if I got hungry. I made sure to eat breakfast EVERY day (2 scrambled eggs).
Here's a link to Arnel's workout videos: http://www.iwantsixpackabs.com/my_video_journal.html
I had to get myself motivated and mentally ready - as I made bets with my friends that I would finish the program. The biggest motivator was people telling you - oh you can't do it, or you won't finish - but when you do...ahh your all *smiles* :)
Good luck!
Is went to the gym, and got addicted to cardio. My machine of choice? The elliptical.
You can do as many pushups and situps as you want, but unless you get a healthy dose of cardio into your workout somehow you will not be getting rid of that extra padding around the waist. While you may have a six-pack, you'll have a big-mac sitting on top and hiding it all.
I tend to prefer the gym - it's really not that bad, especially once you get over the 1st-time jitters. That being said, you can pick up an Elliptical from a sporting goods store and be good to go.
You'll need to do at least 30-40 mins of cardio 3 times a week, and you should be working yourself so hard that you have completely sweated through your clothes.
Also, start increasing the number of sit ups you are doing, go from 30 a night, to 2 sets of 30 a night, to 3 sets of 30 a night - every time you can start doing the last set easily, add on another set, or start adding more reps to each set.
Do the same with your pushups. However, being an IT guy - you're probably hunched over a desk all day, and doing some work on your back would be a good idea. Pick up some free weights and learn how to do some exercises that target your back / shoulder muscles.
If its an option - start walking, jogging or biking into work.
Cut out soda and replace it with simply water. Stop snacking on junk food and replace it with fruit / apples.
I was able to drop from 230 to 170 pounds pretty quickly doing the above - while I did it at the gym, with some investment in equipment at home, there is no reason you can't do the same.
Bicycle
Baoding balls (I think it'll prevent RSI/carpal tunnel)
Walking (more exercise for the dog than for me)
Light exercise with free weights
At some point I want to get back into running again, but I never did have the discipline to keep with it on my own. I need a group or a partner to run with, and never can find anyone who wants to do it.
I *love* the baoding balls. I just started them a short time ago on a whim, and I can't say enough about how good it feels to work my forearms with them.
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There are no drugs that can fully fix this, though metformin can help if your syndrome is advanced. You mainly have to adopt an atkins-like diet which avoids anything that spikes your glucose level over 140 mg/dl. That will cut out just about all bread, pasta, potatoes, and other starches. But in my case the gout was also a consideration, so I'm highly motivated to stick to it.
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http://www.bronzebowpublishing.com/trinity-health-and-fitness-dvds These guys are cheezy, but the workout really works. It is super-portable and easily private. It's got a Christian flavor which you can ignore or enjoy, as you like. I get great results with this, and I feel good when I do these machine-free exercises. I'm not commercially or personally associated.
There's a great program at www.crossfit.com. Check out their FAQ and the page on their philosophy. It's great, I agree with most of their philosophy, but not all. I've been doing it for 3 years now and I've never been more fit. Generally a workout takes 20 minutes. Sometimes there's a longer one, but that's rare. Most of the time you could do the workout at your house, however I use a gym because I like the better equipment. If you go to the gym a couple of times you'll get used to it and it won't feel so weird. I'm a bit of an introvert myself, so I understand where you're coming from, but give the gym a try, it'll do you more good in the end.
Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?
I literally just got back from a cycling workout - for me this means thrashing around town for an hour during the evening/night. OK, so it isn't in the privacy of the home, but regular cyclists know too well that nobody pays much attention to them :)
Cycling is familiar territory for geeks since it involves a machine that's easy to tweak and upgrade components for performance and a lot of technology surrounds it. Cycling also suits introverts since it doesn't require much human interaction or a gym.
I did Karate for several years until I moved and couldn't find my style taught in my new location.
It's a great workout, but more than that, it's actually *engaging*, unlike endless hours on the treadmill or pounding pavement, both of which I find incredibly tedious (despite being a runner in high school).
That said, weight gain has a lot to do with diet as well. If you're curious about the biology of nutrition and how your body reacts to different foods, I'd highly recommend Taubes' "Good Calories, Bad Calories". It's a dense but very interesting read.
I got one (Wii Fit) gifted to me a few weeks back. I used to be a weight lifter, so the exercises don't really compare in that respect. The Wii Fit does manage to get your heart rate up, helps with balance, and helps a bit with flexibility.
http://www.crossfit.com
It may seem like a lot at first glance, but this stuff is fun. The daily post style brings in a little fun and the exercises work out your entire body.
I ride the local bike trails near my home while listening (thank you Leo Laporte) to tech podcasts. So far I've riden 700 miles this year.
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Check out the exercise section at about.com. For instance, there's a great low-impact cardio workout that takes only about 15 minutes, but it will leave you sweating and winded if you're bad shape.
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I found the easiest thing to do is just run once or twice a week for the length of your favorite podcast. Start out walking once a week, and ramp up the intensity over time as you feel comfortable. My personal favorites for such a run include GFW radio / 1up Yours, which usually have a multi-hour runtime and enough geeky distraction that the time doesn't feel wasted. Eventually it'll just becomes a habit, which is what you want.
You want muscle mass. The more muscle mass you have, the more calories you burn while at rest. So ideally, you should do some weight lifting.
Shovelglove has been a great upper-body workout for me. It's simple, cheap, and fun, and you can do it at home. Shovelgloving hardly takes any of your time; it emphasizes habit-building for long-term fitness rather than short-term gains.
I bought a home treadmill about two years ago for about $500, and I really like it. I've mostly been using it for regular workouts until recently, when I injured my ankle and have to take it easier. So I made a detachable 'desktop' mod that fits over the arms, that will hold a laptop, mouse and bookstand. I can type or browse the web just fine while walking at 2.5 mph -- very satisfying!
Oh, and I got the idea from the 'walkstation' recently -- a professionally made treadmill and adjustable workstation. Looked great, but at $6000 it was a little rich for my blood.
Swimming is the best all over muscle workout, combine that with a 10% decrease in what you consume and you will loose weight and tone up all over.
Until the start of 2008 I was about 90 lbs overweight and morbidly obese. Throughout the year I have lost 70 lbs, and I am on my way to having a healthy BMI.
Here are my thoughts:
You don't have to go to a gym, but it really helps to have access to nice array of equipment. Get over your fear of going to the gym. No one gives a crap about you --except for when you may be using equipment they want to use. If you want to avoid socializing, wear headphones or go during off hours. If you are afraid of the locker room (that's normal it takes sometime to get used to), then don't use it.
Now on to to the technical stuff: You need to do a moderate to strenuous aerobic activity at least ~30 minutes a day 3 days a week (5 is better) for the rest of your life. I like to run, row, hike up mountains and occasionally use the elliptical machine. This is necessary for good cardiovascular health, and will help you in your later years. It will also as a side effect help you loose weight.
You need to do some basic weight training. You seem to favor body weight exercises, keep doing push ups, try increasing the reps, or difficulty by doing them on an incline. Learn to do pullups/dips also. Finally buy a few dumbbells, going up to 35-40 lbs in weight. Learn to do basic curls, and some presses. Later on read some fitness books, or go to a couple of fitness blogs to learn how to do lifts and presses that work your big muscle groups --think squats, and dead lifts. Doing this won't make you a huge muscle guy (believe me the gains are not that great) but you'll be happy with your increased strength. It will also help to keep you from looking flabby.
One more thing. The key to loosing weight is your diet. Good weight loss is slow, and steady. Cut 500-1000 calories from your diet, and you'll loose 2 lbs a week. However, you need to combine it with exercise or you'll have to keep "dieting" for the rest of your life to maintain your weight. That won't happen, so creating a nice caloric deficit through working out 3-5 times a day will help you maintain a healthy weight once you've reached it.
I put 20 or so miles on my bike every day after work. That hour-hour and a half gives me some quality time to catch up on my podcasts as well.
100% serious.
All the lifestyle diseases (high blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease, etc) are manageable these days, we can thank the Greatest Generation for that. So continue to geek out, self-medicate with soda and ice cream, and enjoy your more cerebral lifestyle.
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As is my wife, but we both have gotten over it in a desire to lead healthier lives - I now do distance running and triathlons (more the triathlons, as it works more of the body, and is easier on the legs) and my wife does distance running and is thinking about the triathlons too. I understand completely about doing this stuff in front of people, but I just had to get over it - better than to be dead early! (And in the long run, it saves a ton of money by being healthy) I have lost 30 pounds, brought my blood pressure down, my overall cholesterol down, and my HDL (the good kind) way up. It really works!
Eat less.
Cut down on dairy (skinny lattes if you must?)
Don't put sugar in your drinks
Diet soda
I'm 30 now and I've stabilised my weight by doing these simple things. If you also manage to fit exercise in your routine, all the better.
Oh yeah, and eat less.
I recently bought a water rower which simulates rowing very smoothly. I used to run a few years ago but am getting older and running is getting more difficult. The water rower workout is very low impact and good cardio. It can be hooked up to your computer to track every aspect of your workout (thats the geek part). The bad news is that it cost a little over $1200 but like you I wanted to workout at home.
I have an elliptical in the living room... While watching the sciFi channel - I put on the heart monitor, grab a bottle of water, and the remote, and go for an hour... Burns all kinds of calories and fat...
Get a good one so you can go faster as you build your stamina...
http://www.4mcd.usmc.mil/AOP/OSOHyattsville/Armstrong%20Pullup%20Program.htm
I promise you this works!
One Word:
CrossFit.
Seriously.
The best thing you could ever do for fitness. Try reading their What is Fitness? article to see CrossFit's foudation and philosophy.
3.2.1. GO!!
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Developed years ago, but abandoned 25 years ago, this program is very effective for some people.
And, it's FREE!
http://www.gettingfitagain.com/5bx.php
Seriously, full body tone, stress relief, its even a cardiovascular workout if you do it right. On top of that, its low impact (good for those old joints) and its an ancient practice that has nothing to do with technology (also a bit of a relief).
As an added bonus, most yoga classes are full of chicks.
It's about 10pm here, and I'm just about to get on the treadmill. And I have to get up around 6am. If you want to be a geek and not die of a heart attack when you're 45, that's what you have to do.
I'm a geek, but I'm not in bad shape.
Personally, I go to a gym. But then, I live in a small town so I don't see very many *people*. Incidentally, I've always gone to a gym, even when I lived in a slightly larger town of Philadelphia.
The key to the middle parts is: it's the last fat to go.
You don't say how old you are, but the fact is you're getting older and your metabolism continues to slow each year. You can combat that by moving (aka exercise) and eating. Yes, eating. If you don't take in enough calories - the right calories - your body will react by storing what it can, usually in your middle. Unfortunately, your middle is the last place you lose from.
Muscles burn calories. You can increase your resting metabolic rate by building muscle. Just having more muscle mass == more calories burned sitting on your butt. It's a vicious cycle though, if you don't maintain the muscle (aka exercise) you'll lose it through catabolism (body breaks it down for energy).
There's a godzillion things you can do at home, but the easiest way to start is with push-ups and sit-ups. Buy an exercise ball, one of those big funny-looking rubber balls. There are dozens of different exercises you can do with those. They're cheap and they're extremely versatile. You don't necessarily need weights if you're a beginner, or even intermediate. You just need to use your body as the weight and do _something_ to trick your body into building some muscle mass. (You won't build a ton just doing pushups, but you'd be suprised how quickly it works) Consistency is key - 3 times per week on the "weights". You need a day in-between to allow your body to recover and actually build the muscle.
This one goes without saying: Eat healthy!
If you have the means, i.e. space and money, get a treadmill. Use it 30 minutes a day, 5-6 days a week.
The bottom line is, you have to burn calories and build some muscle. The only way to do either one is to _move_ a lot.
If you do what you always did, you get what you always got.
Weight lifting and bicycling/walking everywhere.
My only problem is I'm starting off at about 6'3", 330lbs (Yeah, I'm a fatty.) so I have a pretty long way to go. I'm down a few pounds, but not enough.
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Get a good book on Yoga and practice at your own. Or, gather up some courage to go to a Yoga session and learn.
The founder of Autocad had the same problem. He wrote down his reasoning and results in "The Hacker's Diet". You can find it online at his web site: http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/
Essentially, it describes a system for instrumenting your weight loss that allows you to precisely control how much and how fast you lose the weight.
There is a section on exercise as well, but he explains why he doesn't believe exercise is effective for weight loss, but rather more about fitness and staying at your goal weight.
YMMV
After the doctor told me that unless I started to exercise more, I was going to have to go on blood pressure medication (at age 25), I started cycling. I found the best way to get me going was to buy some geek gadgets to help me get excited. Garmin make some nice GPS bike toys which monitor your heart rate, altitude, position, etc and allow you to load it up to your PC afterwards via USB. They also make a wrist watch version.
As we get older, we tend to get more insulin resistant. One of the functions of insulin is to lower blood sugar levels by moving the blood sugar to muscle and fat cells. Muscle cells get insulin resistant before fat cells so it goes mostly there. One of the characteristics is a band of fat between the navel and the solar plexus that never seems to go away. Switch to moderately sized, low glycemic meals along with exercize. You can check http://www.glycemicindex.com/ for GI values. I've used a low GI diet to drop over 30 pounds after trying everything else for years without results.
Switching to low GI meals can be especially important if your family has a history of diabetes. Medical studies have shown that these types of foods can reverse metabolic syndrome symptoms which is a stage right before full blown diabetes.
A good antioxidant/mineral supplement regimen would be beneficial as well.
I work in an area that gets ULTRA-congested during rush hour(Plymouth, MN). So I instead drive 3 miles from my workplace, hit the gym, and then after the gym, it's a smooth ride home. I figure my time is better spent burning calories at the gym, than burning gas waiting at Hwy 55's 100000 stoplights(and yes, you will hit each one).
Mind you, my biggest weight loss(9 pounds) happened recently over loss of appetite, due to depression over not having a job for 2.5 months prior. Being in an office environment, I gotta compensate it by hitting the gym more often.
First, stop lying to yourself. You do it when you can, and usually don't count.
1. Go to park
2. Turn on PSP/DS
3. Walk & Play
4. ???
5. Profit!
Sure you'll keep bumping into people (and trees) in the beginning, but in time you'll manage to subconsciously evade them.
Another theory is that they learned to evade me...
I've been doing martial arts and sports for about 35 years now, mostly swords with occasionally forays into unarmed, archery and paintball.
I've learned and forgotten a dozen or more routines/kata/techniques, but nowadays I just go into a room I keep clear for the purpose and try to clear my mind. As I become aware of the various things in my body that are less than toned and positioned properly, I move to remedy the situation, without trying to pre-plan what I will do. I tend to fall into some fairly circular patterns but I don't repeat much. I imagine it would look quite mad to anyone watching, but I do it alone so I dunno.
I don't go for the Sufi thing, I just move and breathe.
Exercise is good for many reasons, including improving muscle tone, reducing your risk of heart attacks, improving your aerobic capacity and so on. However, my experience is that it's virtually impossible to lose weight by exercise alone unless you go to the lengths of Steve Vaught.
I managed to lose 60 pounds (and have now kept it off for about six months), and the key was combining the exercise I was already doing with eating less. Initially, I ate a lot of those not-very-tasty diet meals; long-term, I've largely cut out things like fries and cola from my diet, and just gotten used to eating smaller portions and not snacking between meals. Now that I've lost the weight, I still eat nice food; I've just learned that I have to eat less of it if I want to maintain a reasonable weight.
As far as exercise goes, I echo the suggestions to try riding a bike. Can be as solo, or as social, as you like.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
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I know that you specified doing things on your own, but I recommend that you consider team sports. I'm an old geek in my fifties and participate in team sports. You'd be surprised how tolerant people are with others who are non-athletic and getting started at something. You simply need to find the right group. Some teams are for the hard core, but there are many that are not. Ask around. I guarantee that there is something you can get into.
I say this because I find individual workouts so boring that I cannot keep up with them.
I'll second the comments about choosing to live reasonably close to work and biking. Not everyone can do that, but many can.
I bike about 50mi or more a week.
...or other martial art. Shaolin styles are most highly recommended. Our school curricula includes lots of stretching and calisthenics (pushups, hindu pushups, half-squat, splits, bricks etc) along with coordination drills (punching & kicking) and forms. Two one-hour classes a week will make you into a different kind of geek.
Cycling is also great, but not as comprehensive - it is cardio and legs mostly.
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They also sell anti-slip stuff.. sometimes at the dollar store. I got a few "placemats" made out of these and put them on the bottom for more anti-slippage.
I've seen the $20 mats simply attached to a piece of plywood of equal size. You could just replace the $20 mat when it wears out.
If you play daily, they WILL wear out. Gamestop has a nice $5 2 year replacement policy. I would open mine up every 3-4 months and use a good 5 feet of electrical tape shoring up the rips so they don't get worse. I'd do this 2 or 3X before the mat would just suck and have to be replaced.
It's really not that bad. Especially if you have a low ceiling with stucco on it that you can grab on if you lose your balance :) hehe
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like a lot of you (i assume), i live in the burbs and have to trek to the shitty every day.
ride a bike instead of driving. if its too far for that, ride your bike to a bus stop. preemptive apologies to those of you in cites with piss poor public transportation.
The primary reasons martial arts are my preferred form of exercise:
1. You have to actually think about what you're doing quite often. You're not just doing mindless aerobics.
2. The group situation pushes you farther than you'd normally push yourself, and encourages you to reach new plateaus.
3. Classes are generally directed at all times. It's kind of like having personal trainers with you at all times, in that there's always a series of directed activities and you're not casting about for what to do next.
With that said, there are MANY bad martial arts schools out there. I generally avoid any place that doesn't seem to have any women or older men participating, that sees fit to display huge numbers of trophies on entry, or that has a master whose personality I don't think I could get along with. There are a lot of arrogant pricks in the martial arts world, and there's no need to pay for and encourage them. Similarly, there are plenty of schools out there that seem to exist so that young 20s males can beat the crap out of each other. Let them... and go somewhere else.
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The theory is: It's dirt-simple, dirt-cheap, and you'll keep doing it for the rest of your life.
Except I haven't actually done it; just going to buy a sledgehammer tomorrow.
Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
> The deep can be treacherous and the bike will weigh you down like you wouldn't believe.
At least you can abandon the bike (though it may be a pain to get it out of the pool afterwords). Those damn roller blades make it almost impossible to dog paddle and they're a lot harder to get off.
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One word for you... lube
The beauty of running is that it's the most basic and natural activity that requires absolutely zero investment in gear. All you need is running shoes and a nice route.
Endorophins (I am guessing) make you feel great afterwards. Running regardless of the weather helps with colds and immune system.
I started running a year ago, from 1 mile and now up to 3 miles every work day. Highly recommended.
Unfortunately the commercial audiobook options aren't great: CDs are expensive; Audible is moderately expensive and DRM'd. Fortunately, some public libraries have a good selection of books on CD.
Somewhere in fourmilab.ch, there's a free book about weight loss from a geek perspective which includes an exercise program which is
o quick, under 15 minutes to complete
o private
o works with no special equipment
o is not suitable if you have back problems, get professional advice if you do.
If you live in a hilly area then walking can get your heart rate into the aerobic training range. Aerobic exercise has cognitive benefits too.
Lots of people have reported good results from Dance Dance Revolution.
Sounds like you've solved the #1 problem, motivation. It's a miracle that any geeks retain any interest in fitness after the physical "education" classes in school. But you're already familiar with the fact that your brain feels better in a body that goes when you step on the gas. The other way to look at it is that your body is like a Swiss Army knife, it's the tool you always have with you, so it might as well be functional.
fap fap fap.. :)
I run an hour a night (after the sun goes down), and do about 30 miles of trail riding on a mountain bike every weekend. the thing about running is... it SUCKS to get into, but it's awesome once you get over that hump. And of course, biking is just plain fun. I really enjoy my exercise and wouldnt trade it for a whole day of sitcoms, let alone the hour a day I "give up" for this awesome feeling.
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Multiple repetitions of 12 ounce curls BoC (Beverage of Choice).
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Purchase an expensive workout machine. I bought an elliptical earlier this year and have lost around 40 pounds.
There is nothing like a good, sweaty workout first thing in the morning.
PS: I'm *still* a fat ass
Indoor bike /w resistance + walking (cardio), also some weight training at home. You should brun at least 800 calories a day worth of workout, and keep yourself eating just under 1800 cals for the first week to see results on the scale. Cut out ALL sugary drinks, move to water, and just eat what you do normally. You don't have to radically change your diet, but you DO have to burn off more then you take in. Cardio (biking, walking, running) combined with free weight strength training are the best ways to lose weight.
If you're going to walk: At least 2 hours a day 7/days a week + freeweights + indoor bike (note that distnace is more important then time, you can walk faster, do more distance, etc)
If you're going to run, google articles on running, you have to build yourself up slowly to learn how to sustain yourself running over time, it's basically similar to the above, except you do less time running once you've gotten up to a full hour at least without stopping too much, add in some freeweight training, etc.
Great sites to get you started:
http://www.fitday.com/ (tracking what you eat)
http://www.johnstonefitness.com/
That is pretty much the way to go!
Bike to work (and just about everywhere) in summer. Walk to work in winter (I don't like biking in snow). Weightlifting required to move your wallet given the money you'll save.
I don't particularly enjoy working out in public either. Furthermore, I find weight lifting, jogging around tracks and the like to be incredibly monotonous. I have taken up walking at night. It doesn't conflict with my schedule, can be a lot of fun if you find a good partner, reduces stress. I find that I hardly miss the sleep I might lose from walking because I find it so stress relieving, that I need less sleep.
...or scour the decks, me hearty!
Consider calorie restriction. Suppose your base metabolism is such that you burn 2000 calories per day. Let's hypothesize the (apparently obvious) premise that any calories ingested beyond this value will be stored as fat (and conversely, if you eat less than 2000, you'll burn fat).
Well, how the heck do you manage to eat exactly 2000 calories per day? It's very hard. Suppose you're off by 100 calories, which is not hard to do (eg, a slice of white bread has 80 calories). You consistently eat 100 calories too many, every day. Well, after 365 days, you'll have eaten 36,500 calories too many, and since one gram of fat has 8 calories, you'll have gained 4.5 kilos, or about 10 pounds. Keep this up for 10 years, and you'll have gained 100 pounds. Amazing!
Conversely, if you consistently eat one slice of bread too few, you'll lose 100 pounds in 10 years, and die of anorexia!
Silly, isn't it? Let's make it more random, and assume that some days you eat 100 calories too many, some days 100 too few, at random. There is a substantial probability that the surplus and the deficit will not cancel out exactly. After all, the odds of tossing a coin 365 times and have it come up HTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT... heads and tails alternating exactly, cancelling each other out, is 0.5^365, which is a very small number (about 10^-110). ANY OTHER OUTCOME LEADS TO WEIGHT LOSS OR GAIN!
So, you'd expect to see people walking around weighing thousands of pounds, or being skeletons and dying in droves.
But this doesn't happen. The observed fact is that most people hold the SAME weight for many years. The body follows a "set point".
So, something else must cause weight gain. It's certainly not calories.
I'm a thin guy as well, and I've found that the best workout for me personally (as far as muscle tone is concerned) is just pulling on bungee cords. Most exercises you do with free weights get easier as you progress through the rep, not harder like with bungee cords (or a bowflex).
There are a lot of great things about this kind of workout. It's super cheap. Bungee cords are a couple of bucks each at most. You can do it almost anywhere. You just need something to latch the bungee cords onto. I do it at the park in the early morning on the playground equipment. Perhaps the best thing is that you can work out almost any muscle group you want to with the same equipment...you just have to modify your motion.
Some tips from my experience:
Try to make an explosive yet controlled movement on the "up" phase, and return to the starting position slowly.
Make a couple of cord handles. Just get some PVC pipe or something and thread some rope through it, then tie the rope in a loop.
The cords are great for the sides of your core, but not so great for the normal abs. For that, I like to hang from a bar, bend my legs completely so my feet are touching my butt, then (while trying to hold that form of my legs), crunch your abs and bring your knees up to about shoulder height.
http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/
Has online and Palm tools to track you weight and completion of their exercise ladder, based on exercises that can be done in a small space with no equipment.
Steve Cline http://www.clines.org, http://www.objectbap.com
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Get a job in a IT department in a HUGE building. You'll be running around like a mad man all day. Works for me.
When I applied for grad school at the University of Chicago in 1983, their catalogue claimed that they had "marital arts" courses.
Cool, but I still don't want to do them in front of other people.
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Did you know that well before it meant anything else, "FTW" meant "Fuck the World"?---at least that's what it meant in "Stickboy" comics.
Just get your ass outside and run.
I'm introverted, and shy (not the same thing), and I went through the whole "I don't want people to look at me" thing, too. Being 60lbs overweight didn't help, either. Not wanting to be seen was one of the excuses I used to use for not exercising like I should. Get past it, and do it anyway, because it's worth it.
If it bothers you that much, just run early in the morning or late in the evening. Or go find yourself a secluded area or trail to run nearby. After a few weeks, when you stop dreading your runs, and when you start making real gains in your distance/speed, you'll stop caring if other people see.
I like swimming even better, especially because it's 90+ most days when I go running now; but since you have to get half naked for that, and the facilities aren't as readily available as a sidewalk, you should just start with running. Besides, running is one of those fundamental movements that you should be relatively proficient at because it opens up a whole lot of other fun activities for you.
Anyway, the internet is full of people in your shoes (or much worse off) who have gotten themselves in great shape (I'm not there yet, but I can look in the mirror without being ashamed now). You just have to decide you want it enough to make the first few steps until it becomes enjoyable. Start now. That's the beautiful thing about running: you can do it whenever and wherever you are.
Game... blouses.
STOP lifting weights? What kind of silly advice is that? A proper workout incorporates aerobic and anaerobic workouts. That being said, its entirely possible w/ weight training to keep your heart rate insanely high for 15-20 minutes straight. It's called circuit training. Basically, you chain exercises together. So if your doing body weight exercises, you could do pushups, situps, burpees, dips, chinups (or w/e you want), repeat 3 or four times. By the end, you'll be dying, your heart rate will be skyhigh, and most likely be dizzy. But you've burned your calories. And you will get stronger.
On that note, if you have space you can try hanging a heavy punching bag and working it. Find someone who knows proper technique, have them teach you, ask them for a nice routine to follow (eg:3x3 minute rounds with 40 seconds breaks in between).
I've stopped drinking pop (soda), at least most of the time. I still go to fast food restaurants sometimes but I've tried to take my lunch to work. When I do go to a fast food restaurant I will get pepsi to drink or if I go out on weekends I'll do the same but I try to make it a special occasion so I cut down on the carbs. I can keep 5 pounds off just by sticking to water. I try to drink water now as much as I can especially at work with my lunch. I haven't changed my diet totally yet but I'm working on that.
As far as my workout, I used to do just weight machines but I started to use the treadmill too. On the treadmill I started by walking for 20 min then I gradually worked my endurance up so that now I can run 25 minutes straight at 6mph (that's over a 4 month period of building endurance). Not record breaking but it burns about 350 calories and if your daily intake is low and you are building muscle (which burns more calories than fat) then your overall caloric intake may end up being negative. I read that having a negative caloric intake of 1000 calories burns 1 pound of fat over any time period. Keep that in mind if you are running the numbers.
It helps to do a workout everyday, at least for cardio, but for weight training you need a good day's rest. I think the secret is changing your diet to more protein and less carbs if you haven't already. Some diets recommend 25 carbs per meal with 3 meals and 3 snacks a day. If you already are okay in that area then as soon as you start working out and/or doing cardio workouts then you are sure to lose weight, possibly a few pounds a week depending on how much you push yourself.
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I started a yoga practice about five years ago, joining my wife who's been doing yoga for many years and I've come to like the metaphysical aspect to it in spite of myself. Oh, and I'm almost always the only guy in the room, which is cool. Yoga is cheap, beneficial and easy to maintain in anyone's schedule. Namaste.
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I have this routine with my wrist that burns a lot of calories each time I do it, I'm sure... www.free6.com is a great source of workout material.
I want to play Free Market with a drowning Libertarian.
I've derived more benefit from walking than any other form of exercise. If you live in a good walking neighborhood, make yourself walk to as many errands as possible: walk to the supermarket, walk to the post office, walk to the bank, etc. When you have to drive somewhere, deliberately park far away to make yourself walk further. Don't take the elevator when there are stairs nearby. (If you have to climb a prohibitive height, consider taking the elevator part way and using the stairs for the last few floors). It also helps if you can make a longer walk a priority during your day. I reached a point where I decided a longer (4-5 mile) walk was an essential part of my day both for my mental and physical health. I had the luxury of being able to make that assertion with minimal consequence. YMMV.
Buy some dumbbells. Add military presses, curls, and "rambo rows".
But you need some cardio, too. Either get the treadmill/walker/skier/whatever that you like, or... you're going to have to go outside.
What makes biking even more fun for me is putting my kid in a bike trailer, and running errands with him... but it sounds like that isn't really compatible with your situation.
And if you can get past your fear of people, find a nice girl, and have sex until you both drop.
Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
If you can stick to doing push-ups and sit-ups regularly, more power to you, but I wouldn't bother too much with any of the advice regarding work-out routines, weights or even jogging. That stuff is boring, and the average person doesn't stick with working out for very long.
Wanna know the secret to my toned nerd body? Sports. That's right, just like the jocks play. As much as Slashdotters love to play up the pasty-faced, 2-liter-of-Mountain-Dew-and-bag-of-Doritos geek stereotype, it's actually a bunch of horse%$@#. Pick up a sport or two, and you won't have to think about how much cardio you're getting or whether you're sticking to your workout. You'll stay thin and healthy because you have passions that keep you active.
Pick some sports that your friends do and ask if they'll teach you. Or just go for something. Could be an individual thing, like surfing or biking, or a team sport like soccer or softball (you'd be amazed by how active even softball can be). Once you're hooked on it, then you'll lose the pounds and feel better generally.
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There's no secret that makes this easy.
Go run for half an hour on a treadmill every other day. Start slow--slow enough that you can go for half an hour. Build up speed over time.
If that's boring, a more fun option is to play raquetball four times a week.
Whatever you do, make sure your shirt is drenched in sweat by the end of it.
Type one handed. Alternate days.
I have mod points and I am not afraid to use them.
If the goal is to keep the excess weight off then it's really quite simple. Burn more calories than you take in.
45 minute "walk" every day in rural area.
GPS in pocket to track route.
Digital Camera/Cell Phone in pocket to record whatever is worth it - can also be used to threaten cars on crosswalks to stop for you by pointing it in the oncoming car's direction.
Heart rate monitor (Polar-type) running to stay in elevated HR range and dump data onto computer to see how we are doing - calories burnt, HR curve, exercise calendar etc.
Keep HR elevated between 65 and 75 % of max HR (can be determined in serveral ways - does actually not matter much which way).
HR monitor can be set to beep when in/out of target range.
If you get too much out of the upper range in one run, notch the HR window up by 5 clicks.
If you get too much out of the lower limit in one run, notch the HR window down by 5 clicks.
Try to keep the HR in the middle of the two limits.
Keep serval ranges in HR monitor to switch to one's liking (sometimes not feeling too well or having a lot of juice).
Several challenges can arise - some may be related wanting to go faster - even run?:
- actually meet friendly people doing similar activities
- need to increase route due to speed increase
- need to change route due do getting bored
- weather, need to adjust to cold/warm rain/snow
- injuries - can happen
- overexcercising
- getting greedy in attaining higher heartrates
etc.
Takes one hour/day and it's self-perpetuating/addictive after about 1 month i. e. gives so much juice to one's live that one does not want to stop.
I am on it for over a year now and think the actual challenge is to integrate the routine into one's life - midnight or early morning and to get over the first month to feel the boost.
Interesting side-effect: My aim at the waste basket surprisingly got much better.
First, reconsider going to the gym - it's perhaps the easiest way to get in shape. If your current shape is a big part of the reason why you don't want to work out in front of others, it may be a great motivational tool for you to keep headed to the gym. The more you're there, the better you're going to look. You can wait to join the gym for pretty people until you're back in shape.
Second, for pure calorie burning, extended aerobic exercise is the best thing. I would never run on concrete, but a treadmill will absorb a lot of the impact and therefore is much better (swimming is the best). I like to warm up for around 10 minutes walking at a fast pace and cool down by walking a similar amount and run for an extended period in between. Even at my beginner's pace and lasting only about 15 minutes, doing it three times a week will burn almost a half pound of fat per week. Walking will burn calories, too, but it won't get your body in as good of an overall condition.
Third, consider doing occasional weight lifting regardless of whether your goal is to get in shape, lose weight, gain muscle, or what-not. The Mayo Clinic has some helpful advice on their site, including things like doing one set of 12-15 reps* and some videos on proper form, such as NOT bringing the weights down near your chest when doing a bench press. Pick a weight where you'll work to failure (unable to lift again) in the goal number of reps. Doing just press-ups and sit-ups isn't that great for you, in part because you're not working out your muscles evenly. This past year I'd been having the occasional leg cramp even though I normally never did and I drink water like a fish; then I thought to start doing leg weight lifting and have yet to have a recurrence of cramping. *If your muscles get as big as you want, then you can add reps or sets.
Finally, I like to do some yoga. Even with weight lifting, I've been gaining flexibility.
Altogether, I work out around three times a week and the routine itself is maybe 1:15 minutes long with me only doing either upper or lower body weight lifting on a particular day. You'll see a major change even if you only work out for 45 minutes: around 20-25 minutes on the treadmill, 15 minutes weight lifting (since you're only doing one set per exercise, don't rest in between except the bare minimum), and around 10 minutes for stretching.
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Dealing with lawyers would be a lot less tedious if they all looked like Casey Novak.
Although home workouts can be done, and done well - in my (experienced) opinion, it's often better to get yourself down to the gym. I've always found that when I train at home, I eventually lack the motivation to carry on working out at home, but if I joined a gym - I'd feel I should go there because I'm actually paying for it. Also, once down there, I'd feel that I had to actually get a decent workout to make the commute worthwhile.
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You'd be surprised how easy it is to find a good local gym, without all the muscle heads screwing up the atmosphere these days, and you'd be surprised how effective a good 30 to 45 minute workout is during a lunch break, provided it's done maybe three or so times a week (provided you can't make the gym after work).
However, as you said that making it to the gym isn't exactly your cup of tea, a good website is:
http://fitness.scoobysworkshop.com/
I can honestly clarify that Scooby does provide some good information, and provided you study the technique and take the time to do some good reading, you should understand the proper concepts and technique - which after all matter most. Also, I'm not trying to wein you into becoming a body builder, I'm just saying that more muscle really does help. Not just socially, and mentally - but the more muscle you have, the more calories you burn doing nothing at all!
I'm just as much of a geek as any other guy, but I'm also a qualified fitness instructor and personal trainer - so I know how to stay fit. Good luck.
-Lynx
Works wonders.
My brother turned me on to Russian Kettle Bells. They're a form of free weight, but because of their handles, you can swing them around using your core body muscles. Very good for getting very strong, and it can be aerobic...
Just get a treadmill and do two or three miles a night, every night. Don't skip days. You need at least thirty minutes of exercise a day. Take some vitamins, and eat something every couple of hours (not a full course meal.
There is no real need to go out at all as long as you get stay active and eat consistently and in moderation. Try to avoid the obvious pig-out foods like pizza or cheetos.
You will lose weight over a long period of time, so don't expect spectacular losses. If you lose a pound a month you'll be doing fine and in a year you'll have lost quit a bit.
My two cents.
The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
...I was looking for the Shotokan (S.K.A.) practice session. I saw a bunch of people warming up in a a very familiar way...but they had coloured belts, so I thought, "Nope...J.K.F. or some other Shotokan group."
Next, I saw some guys in gis, and only black, brown, and white belts...but then I saw that their moves were kind of slinky....hmmm, Kyokushin, Oyama's people.
Next, a big group repeatedly kicking at shoulder-height or higher, coloured belts. Tae-kwon doh. Another bunch of people kicking at shoulder height...Tai Kwon Do? Some people in gis I couldn't place _at_all_. Some Chinese practitioners, I think they were Wutang.
Finally, I found my group...but before then, I thought, "There's something about M.I.T. that makes you want to put on a costume and KICK THINGS."
(Next: Back at Caltech, watching veteran and inveterate dopers and acid heads come back to practice after a few years, looking pleased and desperate.)
I highly recommend running and weight lifting.
I've been able to lose a fairly significant amount of weight by running 6 days a week and weight lifting 4 days a week.
I've recently added yoga and pilates to my routine thanks to my Nintendo DS and Konami, but it's too early to see any benefits from either.
But that's just what has worked for me. Try a variety of exercises and find what works for you.
Gyms can be intimidating, but they are much better late at night. Way less crowded and with a group that is pretty focused.
Find someone who wants to get in shape, a 24 hour fitness, and hit the gym 2-3 times a week. The most important thing is going regularly, even more important than what you do when you get there.
According to my high school biology teacher, this is true. Muscle cells are rich in mitochondria, which constantly consume "food" to create energy -- hence, burning calories. Weight training leads to more muscle cells. More muscle cells leads to more mitochondria. See where I'm going? (Disclaimer: I'm no scientist. Well, a computer scientist. But that doesn't apply here.)
Parkour. Most exercises require only an urban landscape and a minimum of equipment.
First off, it is good to keep in mind that men's bodies are programmed to do that as they get older (look at most men over 40). Dieting and exercise routines are one thing but what you really need to do for long-term and sustainable body change is to look at your whole lifestyle.
Rather than trying to force yourself to go to the gym 3 times a week, get involved in something that you have an interest in that involves physical activity. Ballroom dance/Swing dance/Tango dance is amazing for this. You get to meet people in an environment where the goal is not just to socialize like at a bar or something, your are being very physically active but not in a way that will tire you out, I promise it will invigorate you. On top of that, it will improve your posture and self-confidence. Who knows, you might even make some really great friends! I used to teach it and let me assure you that there are plenty of geekier sorts there (I swear half the men are engineers and 25% are computer programmers). Walking to work, around downtown, to get the groceries, walking the dog for at least 30 minutes twice-a-day, etc. are good ideas. Don't make it a chore though, consider your daily lifestyle in such a way that you are active without "having to make an effort". If it is a struggle, you will give up eventually.
Audio books at the gym definitely help for spending time on the treadmill. There are loads of science fiction and fantasy books on mp3/cd and it is a perfect opportunity to go through classics that you don't have time to sit down and read.
Finally, think about your diet. Cutting down the amount of meat and dairy in your daily diet will work wonders. Eat lots of fresh produce and fruit, avoid things loaded with saturated fat. Try getting into pizzas without cheese on top (they are delicious). Find snack foods that you love, like cashews, almonds, dried cranberries, raisons, carrots, etc. and replace your less body-friendly snacks with them. If you don't cook much, try cooking more at home, it can be amazing fun (and intellectually stimulating too) and a way to really embrace healthier eating into your lifestyle.
Finally, although I know you don't want to exercise in front of others, joining a casual club that gets together once a week to play frisbee, go biking, walking, golf, tenis, etc. can be a great way to be physical without forcing yourself too.
Good luck, remember that you aren't alone and you can learn what not to do by watching other folks going through the same thing!
A more heavily muscled person doesn't burn any more calories at rest.
As a Certified Personal Trainer I can tell you that an increase in your lean body mass (LBM) does increase your metabolism. Just look at the formulas for calculating Basal Metabolic Rate.
I got a dog. He likes introverts and gets my heartrate up. Plus he indirectly socializes me, at the dog park. Who knew!?!
Nobody is really looking at skinny/flabby geeks. They are all looking at the hot chicks. The most serious people at the gym (the ones getting the results) are introverts too, at least for those few hours each week, and would prefer to be left alone while they train.
7 or 8 years ago when I was in your position (self conscious about exercising) I decided that it was time to do something about my physical state. I found a gym that was affiliated with our local university hospital system (it was the cleanest of the 3 or 4 I looked at in my price range). I made an appointment with a trainer, learned a few exercises, and then began to go during off hours. I consider the gym membership to be one of my most worthwhile expenditures. Having that membership is encouragement to go, and gets me access to equipment that might not otherwise be available (e.g. power rack, a shitload of plates, dumbbells in a much wider range than practical for home, and so on.)
Once you have pushed yourself into a routine, make a point of lifting heavy weights and eating real food (100 calories portions of junk food are still 100 calories of crap). Go easy at first. After a few months, switch said routine (google WSFSB). Don't be intimidated by new exercises and barbells and assorted machines. Watch other people, and if you have to, ask a staff member for instruction. Stick to compound exercises. The thigh abductor/adductor machine is for chicks wearing spandex.
Finally, go have a look at t-nation.com. Skip the forums and just read the articles for now. Get a thicker skin if you are going to read the forums.
The progress that comes with even just 6 months of decent gym time will absolutely change your life for the better. (Yes, you have to keep going.) Read up, lift heavy, eat real food, improve physique, become more self confident.
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I don't know why they aren't more popular--rowing machines are pretty awesome, and I really recommend them. They'll do both cardio and light resistance training for pretty much all of your muscle groups. They can be a gentle or tough workout, so they're well suited to pretty much any type of person.
Of all the routines and whatnot that I've tried, the rowing machine has definitely had the biggest impact in my sense of physical well-being.
There is another healing martial art that you can lose weight with. Kimoodo is much simpler than Tai-Chi and can be done sitting or standing. I have some paralyzed folks that do quite well. The founder started off paralyzed from the hips down from pain. I have lot 179 lbs in less than a year. You will sweat! http://www.kimoodo.com/ Disclosure is that I take classes from the man and work on his computers, but that pays for the classes :).
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Rowing is low-impact, aerobic, and you can start
as slowly as you like. 30 mins a day while you
listen to the radio, watch TV, or just ponder your
latest bug.
The unit I mentioned above is suitable for
beginners through elite athletes.
Definite nerd appeal with a USB connection and
a wireless heart monitor. Lots of builtin
stats and uses a plug-in memory card.
Regenerative power means a D-cell lasts years.
I'm on my 2nd rowing machine (the first was
a competitor but it did last a dozen years
and thousands of kms). I'm about to hit 1000
km on this one.
No other $800 piece of exercise equipment will
dissipate enough energy (without self-destructing)
to give you a decent workout. You'd have to
drop more than $3K to get a treadmill anywhere
neare as durable. And getting on your feet to
walk/run requires a lot more motivation than
sitting down on the rower.
I do a mix of core exercises, walking, and weightlifting (any other geeks out there with a 350lb bench and 500lb squat?)
The comments re: biking are spot on- you need to mix in some aerobic activity to keep the ol' heart pumping.
Targeting the belly fat directly is a good idea; 60 press(push?)-ups is impressive, but 30 situps won't quite cut it. Look into other types of ab exercises and/or pilates.
Yoga can also be rewarding tho depending on the style won't necessarily do much for the bodyfat, but many other benefits.
Other than biking, none of these require major equipment and can be done at home. You can find plenty of resources on the web with instructions, including the Matt Furey link above.
Good Luck!
Yeah, going outside is a great idea. But you *can* get fit staring at a screen. P90X is a great workout program on 12 DVDs, including free weights, bodyweight exercises like pull-ups and push-ups, plus kickboxing, plyometrics and power yoga. You can get it at beachbody.com ; they have several other programs too, if P90X is too intense, too time-consuming or just doesn't appeal to you.
Yes, this is one of the programs that shows up on the late-night infomercials. Yes, the website and ordering process are high-pressure, high-hype, straight out of Saturday Night Live (remember the Bassmaster?). But the product (P90X) is real and is fantastic.
Check out crossfit.com and you'll never do anything else again. Most other workout routines have no relationship to real "fitnes" at all. Crossfit is awesome!
Find a social sport. It's a lot easier to get exercise if you can tweak your competitive spirit and hang around with other people.
e.g. I know someone in her late 30s who recently took up ultimate frisbee. She lost a lot of weight and is loving it.
(sports that involve running around are best. e.g. touch rugby, soccer, netball, ultimate -- I'm not sure what the sporting landscape is like in your part of the world)
Repton.
They say that only an experienced wizard can do the tengu shuffle.
Why dont you investigate "body-building" techniques, you may be VERY surprised, what you find, I know I was stunned at how easy and quick it can be (and how effective!) - and I dont really need ANY equipment (just a doorway or a floor and my own body weight). For me, on average maybe 10 mins per day, with LOTS OF REST in between... could be a perfect match for your work! - Disclaimer: Of course, be careful with any new thing to not cause youself any harm or problems, consulting a suitably qualified medical professional would be wise...
There are few people around my office with desks where they stand all day. I have no idea how much this helps, but I've got to think it's better than sitting on your bum all day.
You, my friend, are the original skinny nerdling, and what nerd hasn't seen the ancient but still viable Charles Atlas Course in the ads going way back? Added bonus, follows your criteria of "can't exercise in front of people" and also it is efficient and cheap, no equipment needed.
And, should you ever be forced out into the big blue room with the strong yellow light, and some drunk jock gives you crap, you can then kick his ass! What's not to like???
I just recently started cycling regularly. Cycling and computers go together very well. I have a computer on my bike! There are also lots of biking websites to plan out your routes and log your distances.
Well what else did you expect from a Geek!??!
Play Games + Bike (called warbiking if you're playing WoW, I guess, LOL)
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Three simple tips: 1. use a bike to get to meetings, go to the store 2. have weights in your office and use them while programs compile, during conference calls etc. 3. walk to get lunch every day. Why this combination? Weights grow larger muscles. Larger muscles need more calories so your base metabolic rate goes higher and burns more calories on a daily basis. The stronger muscles help avoid injuries if you go skiing, snowboarding etc. I use to be a world cup mountain bike racer before immersing myself in high tech. It just about killed me the first 3 years. Find balance - be happy - live longer and healthier.
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That is, if you're not too far over the hill. Even the rudimentary skills are a good cardio work out with the added benefit of working muscles you never knew you had.
I don't know why that would be offtopic. It certainly can build up a sweat and burn calories - which is generally the reason why people want to exercise, isn't it?
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Aerobics.
Run / Walk / Swim / Bike. Doing toning exercises like push-ups / sit-ups WILL NOT help you keep weight off.
If you're concerned about keeping off weight and maintaining a level, you need to work aerobics into your routine consistently.
Granted I go to a YMCA in full view of people, I go 3 times a week and run for 30 minutes (usually 3 / 4 miles) and that seems to do the trick for me. Your milage may vary.
Seems to work for xkcd guy
Toning your muscles and staving off pounds are two entirely different things that must be accomplished in two entirely different ways.
Pushups, situps, pullups, and squats, all exercises that can be performed without weights in the comfort of your own home, will build muscle, but won't burn many calories and won't help you lose weight.
To burn calories and keep off the fat, you need aerobic exercise, that means stuff that gets your heart beating and your brow sweating. The two exercises that will burn the most calories in the least amount of time are running/jogging and swimming.
Smoking accelerates your metabolism, stimulates your brain and can be done without leaving the monitor. What else can a geek wish for?
I've always been a sports fan myself. I particularly love hockey. (Yes, make fun of the hockey fan.)
About a year ago, I joined a recreational dekhockey league, and I've played every week since. I'm still young and all, but, it's definitely a workout. But you can find all sorts of recreational sports leagues around major cities, and meet all sorts of cool people.
Yes, this may involve some looking like an idiot, but hey, it's more fun than you think it'll be.
Yoga (hire a tutor if you want) and Plyo can easily be done in the home.
Most people don't need free weights, they are all the weight they need. See here for specific exercises and examples.
Start with the Sun Salutations (lots of youtube links, but be sure an actual instructor sees you do it before you begin your practice). Flexibility and range of motion is important. Relax into the stretch, don't actively stretch. Learn to breathe (yeah, I know, sounds dumb, but most people do it wrong... diaphramatic breathing aides in relaxation among other things, and is more efficient). Move on to (any of a dozen different kinds of) pushups, canoe/reverse canoe, one-legged squats, wall sits. Start walking in the morning before your shower.
Change it up. Your body adapts really quickly to stress loads it has experienced before. The hardest part about working out isn't exertion, it's figuring out what to do and how to do it.
Also, before you start trying to get ripped by maxing out and doing pyramids, keep in mind that time under tension is far more important than percent of maximal effort, and you can efficiently tear muscle down with less injury risk just by dropping the weight and increasing the rep duration.
Supplements are a waste of money. The correct diet is safer and far more efficient. Don't overdo the protein grams. Most people get too much protein as it is (and not nearly enough fiber, dark leafy greens and good fats).
Also, give the Shangri-la diet a try. It worked for me.
I actually have rigged up a PVC pipe frame on my wife's elliptical machine, so I can put a board up, and set my laptop on it, then commence WoW! Not only does it help with the repetition of doing daily quests, but it quickly passes the time where I might find myself walking on it for 90 minutes or more, and not even realize it. I can now balance myself well enough that I've healed a few 5-man instances while doing it. That's how this geek gets his exercise. I can post an URL with the pictures of said elliptical if anyone responds to this post with interest.
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Take up introductory dance classes (at the local community college, for example). Dancing is fun and good exercise. Chances are high everyone else in the class is just as inexperienced as you, so you don't have to worry about how your dance skills compare. They usually rotate partners, so you don't need one. In fact, there tends to be a shortage of leads in the classes, so if you're a lead, you'll have more than enough partners. It's a good way to meet people, and ("this is slashdot" stereotypes aside) women dig guys who can dance.
Stop lifting weights. It will not necessarily burn fat. You need
an aerobic workout. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerobic_exercise
Walk, jog or run if you can. Swim. Bicycle. Basically, get
your heart rate up for at least 15 minutes at least once a day.
And, as always, see a doctor or an accredited professional before
you try anything new.
why not do both? i lift weights and run and bike. stop lifting weights HA
Aside from the stupid name, it seems to be a decent workout, and the 14 minute strategy is pure genius. Given the number of people claiming success on the forums, it might be worth a shot.
Worst case,at least you end up owning a sledgehammer.
Is exactly what you need. It details an exercise regimen that can be performed anywhere you are, without anyone else knowing if you don't want them to, can be performed in 15 minutes or less, and ramps up as you get more fit.
You can find an online copy of The Hacker's Diet here.
Pot asks kettle how to turn white.
I quit the George Jetson life-style. After years of sitting in front of monitors pushing buttons and eating Chinese for lunch I got my 5'4" self to 200lbs; the only heavy lifting I did was racking routers and severs every-so-often.
Now (since I have my mortgage paid off) I don't have to make the six-figures and took a blue-collar job installing DirecTV systems. It's still kind of geeky and requires good trouble-shooting skills so my mind is still active. But no more pagers off-hours, no budget forecasts, no longer am I the only one that can take care of a problem (we have about 100 I&R techs in my shop.) Hauling ass all day with ladders, dishes and cable outside in the weather (Puget Sound rain), training customers on how to use their TV, each job is a new challenge. And I've lost 30lbs in the last year and don't get winded ever.
All I'm saying is that it's worked out great for me. I interact with new people everyday, have a nice ladder-van to take home that is full of RF toys, have a great excuse to buy "tools" and am actually damn happy most of the time. I may be tired when I get home but my home-life is great now that I don't bring the job home with me.
Hell, cheap beer is even starting to taste good!
-- I have a private email server in my basement.
Well, being an introvert, you can always get yourself a treadmill, so you don't have to go out in public, then hook your treadmill up to drive a generator and your computer to the generator. That way you'll have to work out to play on your computer. (ha ha) You'll lose weight in no time.
Check out crossfit.com. I've been doing it for a few years now and have see big improvements in fitness, even after just a few months. Not only that, but according to Wikipedia, it's based on open source philosophy.
It's a combination of weight training and cardio work. It's constantly varied and focuses on functional movements, so it'll make you better at real life. Who couldn't use a +1 mod to STR, CON and DEX in RL? It might even bump up the old charisma.
Eliptical machine. Podcasts. Discipline to do it 20 days per month. It works.
Getting out in the Big Blue Room is always a good idea. If you drive to work, don't park right next to the entrance to your building; park a bit out where you have to walk a ways, both morning and evening. If you don't work too high up, use the stairs, not the elevator. On weekends, get in the habit of going for a walk, at least once a week, if not twice. You don't have to go a long distance, especially at first, but try to work up until you're going a mile or two at a time. It's not hard, and in good weather it can be very pleasant, but it helps you keep in shape and burns off some extra calories. For that matter, if you don't live that far from the market, walk there and back instead of driving. After a month or so of this, you'll wonder why you weren't doing this years ago.
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Put a treadmill in front of your computer instead of a chair. The Masai have a high fat, high protein diet just like North Americans but they don't get heart disease as a result. The recently discovered reason is that they walk and stay on their feet all the time. No word on their fix for fallen arches though.
Hi there,
I feel your pain. Like you, I don't have much of an opportunity to exercise, but I do what I can. I've found that running stairs can be great for your cardio and both for toning your midsection and lower body. If you don't need big shoulders or a manly chest, then this activity alone should be good to really get your heart racing. Your weight loss will depend on your metabolism but I've found it to be quite significant.
I have a set of about 10-12 stairs in the basement of our house. I run up/down as many times as I can. The first few times set a goal of something like 20 times, see how you feel then work from there. The idea is to keep increasing so by the end of the set your legs feel heavy and weak. Your heart will get a good workout too and you'll see your stamina increase quickly. Your whole legs and your butt will get a solid workout so you might be able to now spend more hours sitting on your new buns of steel :)
If you live in an apartment building, go to the stairs, and just run the floors. The more floors you can do, the better. If you run out of floors, run back down to cool down and relax the legs, then run the stairs again.
Hope this helps. It's quick and dirty and does the job really well! Won't need more than 15-20 minutes a day and can do it every other or every few days :)
P.S. When you finish the last set, don't just stop. You might pass out or feel sick. Instead, ease your body out of it by running on the spot lightly, just to keep the body moving. As you get your breathing and heart rate back under control, you can start walking around, and eventually stop. Just a friendly caution. I found out the hard way :D
The YMCA I go to is full of people who are out of shape or recently were. They are friendly and supportive, unlike the high school classmates who may have taunted in the past. Personal trainer session at no cost can help you map out a program that is right for you, and help assure you are "doing it right".
eight ball and a hooker every weekend.
"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."-- Fred Hampton
You can get into pretty good shape with vigorous calisthenics and some form of aerobic activity. I'd suggest getting a door-mounted pull-up bar if you're going to stick with the pushups/pullups at home. But 60 pushups/30 situps is not adequate.. keep working up the reps.
Buy some running shoes for the aerobic exercise. Or jump rope for a long time.
If you've ever been interested in martial arts, and are able to get over your introversion, check out something like Krav Maga. A big part of Krav is mental conditioning, and there is a big focus on calisthenics that is similar to paramilitaristic training (I've had extensive experience with both.) A good Krav school will push you beyond your limits, and you'll get a great workout there. Plus, they'll turn you into a complete animal if you stick with it -- what could be better?
(Muay Thai boxing is also suitable for this type of conditioning, btw.)
And, for heaven's sake, don't do tai chi as someone else recommended. That sh!t just ain't cool.
I'm not sure how geeks do it, but hackers do it by following the hacker diet of course:
Hacker's Diet
Complete with exercise routines!
This post isn't just advice; it's also a good argument against getting nutritional advice from an online forum.
Don't treat exercise like a chore; get into the mindset that it's a form of entertainment and you're set. Any time I feel tired/bored, do 50 crunches, 50 presses, one minute of running in place, and (if my calves allow it) 200 jumps.
If you just want to lose 'weight' and don't care about endurance or appearance, you could also start limiting caloric intake and make up for it with a multivitamin. Also, check the 'serving size' listed on foods. If it looks too small for the amount of calories, find something else (or eat that tiny serving and live with the hunger). Basically, get thinner through poor nutrition (400-600kcal/day).
Keep in mind that the above advice will beat the shit out of you and possibly result in lost muscle mass (and thus make you look even more flabby). On the bright side, the scale will be much nicer to you.
While you can get by at home with just free weights and body exercises, there are certain muscle groups where you will have to resort to funky positions and additional effort if you don't have machines.
Yea, I don't like "public exercising" much either. But if you have a flexi schedule, you can pretty much have the gym to yourself at non-peak hours on work days; most people only get in after work or during the weekends.
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C'mon out ya'll! Got plenty to get you in shape!
Cutting and hauling wood...
Shoveling and stacking manure...
Digging in the garden...
Chopping and burning weeds...
Clearing path thru brush...
Repairing barns and fences...
Iffen you git around all of that, we'll come up with something more!
Having worked as a Technical Support rep sitting in a chair myself, I found myself gaining weight too. Before I started my first tech job, I weighed in at about 120 pounds (i'm a small guy). After a few years I seemed to just be gaining weight and eventually weighed in at 167 pounds at my peak.
I later found out I had diabetes. The doctor wanted to put me on insulin and then decided that metformin may be good enough. I didn't want to become a pharmaceutical drug bag so I decided instead to change my life style and learn more about diet.
You'd be surprised how effective cutting out sugary foods is at getting rid of weight. Prior to changing my diet, I exercised fairly frequently with almost no weight loss. Not only was I actually on a treadmill but my weight also felt like it was on a treadmill going no where fast!
I found that diet alone has a much greater effect on weight loss than ANY amount of exercise. Not that exercise is a bad thing. But if you want to lose weight and fast, cut out all white bread, soda pop, chips, cookies, donuts, and other starchy foods. Also, drink water do not drink any fruit juice or iced tea as both are chock full of sugar and study after study have shown that insulin resistance causes weight gain. Even if you do not have diabetes, you will gain weight if your insulin is all over the map.
So to lose weight cut out the sugary foods and especially the sugary drinks and drink only water, coffee (without sugar), or tea. Make sure to always eat breakfast. If you happen to like oatmeal, its a good choice for breakfast. Toast is a bad idea for a breakfast meal as are waffles as both are likely going to be made of white flour which is as bad or worse than sugar. The typical Eggs and bacon are not too bad as long as you eat bacon sparingly. Eggs, contrary to popular belief, are really not that bad for you. Butter is also not that bad for you and probably better for you than trans fat infested margarine.
Cutting out hambuergers, french fries, and other fast foods would be a good idea as well. If you don't want to cut all these foods out, then at least reduce your consumption by at least 2/3. All of these foods are a sure way to the fat farm. I can't over emphasize the importance of diet. Too often magazines make it seem like you can lose all your weight by exercising. In order to lose just a few pounds through exercise you would have to work out for months at a constant steady pace to lose just a few pounds. It is far more efficient changing your diet.
Think about it! Why did you put the extra pounds on in the first place? It's because you are taking in more pounds than you are using. So what makes more sense, reducing the extra energy intake or outputting a hell of a lot of energy to burn off the extra energy intake?
As long as you are capable of even a small amount of self-control in your eating habits, dietary changes will yield far better results. If you then combine exercise into the picture, you will look like you did 10 years ago! I went from my 167 pounds down to 127 pounds in just 1 month of changing my diet!!!! That's a 40 pound decrease in 1 month!!!! That type of weight loss is almost completely unachievable through exercise alone. I certainly wouldn't have lost that much weight that fast if I hadn't changed my diet.
So eat foods that are lower glycemic. learn about the Glycemic Index and even more importantly Glycemic load. Cut out anything that dramatically affects insulin levels. It won't tale long and you will lose 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 pounds or more depending on how much extra weight you have and how stringent you are with your diet.
Of course, as always if you make such dietary changes make sure to consult your physician to make sure that you don't have any dietary deficiencies that could negatively impact your health if you cut out certain foods. But, in all likelihood, if you cut out the junk your health will improve and so will your weight. You'll look like you spent your life in a gym wh
I was starting to encounter similar problems a year or three ago, and I'm also pretty introverted. More than that, I got sick of the wasted hour spent getting to the gym, back again, and getting changed before and after.
So I hired myself a stationary exercise bike -- I go pretty hard (HR 160) for 40 minutes, 3 times a week, generally in the mornings (apparently makes it easier to get into fat-burning time). I was doing 5 times a week when I was wanting to actively lose weight. I'm guessing that 3 times a week will do for maintenance.
Beyond helping my weight and self-esteem and suchlike things, it means I actually feel healthier, get sick less, recover from nights of drinking better, and sleep better. Highly recommended.
I hire the bike I've got, as I tend to sweat a lot, and salt's pretty corrosive in the long term. After I wear this bike out, I'll just get the rental people to replace it. You could just buy one, but which ever way you go, make sure you physically try it out first -- don't just buy online.
Learn about interval training and start doing it. Bike, run, whatever. Once you get used to it, really push yourself. Running at the same speed for an hour burns lots of calories, but doesn't increase your aerobic capacity much. Interval training does, and in doing so sets the stage for future weight loss. It's not much fun, but if you work hard, it will give you the best results.
Push ups and sit ups are good (and can be used as your active rest phase during interval training) but if you want to add muscle, you need to do resistance training. Focus on exercises that work large muscle groups, like squats, bench presses, dead lifts, and pull-ups. Get a personal trainer for an hour to show you how to do them properly.
Also, you're probably not eating often enough. Try to get 5 smaller meals per day, rather than 3 (or even worse, 2) big ones. Going without eating sends your metabolism down.
Yeah, I had a heart attack recently. You could say I'm from the older SlashDot demographic. 52, not over-weight, just sitting my ass in front of the screen for too many years and some fair amount of heredity. Oh, did I mention smoking?
IANAMP. I Am Not A Medical Professional. But I have learned a lot from the Rehab people.
A. Don't try to do it on your own. Solicit the help of the trained professionals. They know what they are doing just like you know your computer shit. Get my drift?
B. They will tell you to watch your heart-rate. 220 minus your age times 70%, 80% and 90% gives you a range of values to work towards - don't exceed the 90% mark. It's important to get the heart pumping once in a while as it helps to keep your circulatory system operating at it's peak efficiency, but it's also possible to over-do it.
Having a heart attack doesn't necessarily have to change your life, but it could. Maybe for the better as in my case. It's up to you.
Find a nice gym close by and take advantage of their assessment program. Don't wait until it's too late like I did.
Now, Get off my lawn you youngins!
"The ferrets, they're every where I tell you!"
Most of the time I don't have the luxury of just getting out of the house/office. And being an introvert, I'm not enamored of the idea of exercising in full view of *shudder* people.
Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?
Restricting your workouts to the privacy of your home severely limits your good aerobic options unless you have the space and money for a treadmill or stationary bike which you might stop using a year from now. If you go that route, I'd start with Consumer Reports. If you're an American with a local library card, you can probably search and read CR articles at your library's web site.
I can understand being a bit self-conscious when exercising. I can also relate to not having the luxury/time/means to commute to a gym or other workout location. That's why I jog (not run) almost every day starting from the front door of my home.
During the winter months, I almost always jog in the dark because there aren't many hours of daylight, but I guess this can also work for introverts who don't like exercising in front of other people. The two main reasons I went from 170+ lbs to my current range of 135-145 (maintained for at least 5 years) are: (1) I stopped trying to run like I was training for competition, and (2) I stopped limiting my workout times to specific times of the day. I used to occasionally jog around midnight during my college days.
Get a hat to hide your head, find a reasonably well-lighted 45-65 minute jogging route near your home, maybe get a head lamp. For early morning jogs, try some cheap lightweight exercise sunglasses.
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Where's the 'ANY' key? I see Esk, Kitarl, and Pig-Up...
Some things I've found:
- Find forms of exercise you enjoy, because if you're bored or not engaged by it, it's hard to stick to it.
- Many geeks have had a life-long aversion to the "jocks", and don't want to go to the gym, or play organized sports with them. So... don't. Exercise with your geek friends. Bike. Play Ultimate Frisbee or go disc golfing, hike, whatever. Start a nerd soccer league.
I played soccer for years in an adult recreational coed league, and had a blast with it, until my knees couldn't take it any more. Now I bike with friends, and do some of the other things above.
IMHO, bikes are a great geek exercise tool. They can be fun to geek out with gadgets, to tinker with if you want to, it's fun & easy to ride with your geek friends and talk about coding, or the latest games, or debate who's the better captain, Kirk or Picard. And as an aside, they can keep you in shape, and work as cheap transportation.
Check articles (videos) on http://www.rosstraining.com/ and forums. If you find useful you can buy his Never Gymless, which covers mostly bodyweight exercises. If you are interested in a bit older free books check http://www.sandowplus.co.uk/
Doesn't address cardio
Several posters have mentioned getting out and biking. If you get a set of rollers, you don't even have to get out.
Check out http://www.kreitler.com for the best rollers made.
(Disclaimer: I have no financial interest in Kreitler Rollers, but I am a satisfied owner (since 1984)).
masturbation
It doesn't, in my case. I used to do a lot of it, but decided that the life extension and health benefits weren't worth the nausea, dizziness, and depression that inevitably came with exercise, as well as the horrible feeling of wet skin.
Fasting is easier.
I rock climb. My clients seem horrified or amazed at it, but I pull down rock like a mean SoB. It's mentally challenging, as each new problem has a unique solution, it's social but geeky (few people do it, lots of esoteric gear), and I get great exercise. I've been injured for the last year, though, so I run now, sometimes kayak. Climbing's for me, though. All that being outside in the fresh air with a good buddy or two? Sounds fratboy-ish, but with a physics teacher as a climbing partner we never run out of things to talk about.
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Get yourself a rowing machine, and use it.
https://sensei.zenunit.com/
jump rope FTW
I have a health condition that makes it extremely difficult and stressful for me to leave the house to exercise... I do enjoy a good cardio workout, and was feeling quite unhappy about being unable to engage in a regular routinized exercise session that I enjoyed (because aerobics, yoga, pilates, etc. tapes just aren't that much fun to me), so I decided to see what the hype was about last Christmas and I picked up a DDR game.
Now I'm an avid DDRer, and I must say that it can be a fantastic workout, especially if you play doubles (i.e. two mats) as you move your centre of gravity much more often, and if you work yourself up to the harder levels, which get you moving faster. I can burn an estimated 1000 calories per session, and those sessions just fly by because I'm really enjoying myself. You don't only see your improvement in the game, but the improvement in your appearance, too. My stomach is trim now, and I have that nice abdominal V that some fit people get.
If you haven't tried DDR, I highly recommend it. Get a PS2 game, get a couple cheap mats, and give it a go. If DDR isn't your cup of tea, find an exercise routine that you can do at home that you enjoy so that you actually feel inclined to do it more than a few times. You'll never keep up a regime that bores, intimidates, or embarrasses you.
I try to eat healthy, play indoor soccer.
I know exactly what you mean about having people look at you at the gym which is why I do group clases. I love dance music so I do bodycombat and bodypump
Exercise? You're new here, right?
I just went for a 15 minute run. 3.2km. Using a laptop carrier like RMS you don't *need* to stop working! lol.
Realistically though, I'm fit for a geek. My BMI is 20.2 (despite that not mattering for shit).
Get some anklets and weighted bracelets and wear them around the office.
Seems like a suitable tag for the article. If not, you can lose calories while chasing me down to beat me with your keyboards.
Maintaining muscle mass is a significant energy expenditure, about 50 calories per pound of muscle per day. For comparison, running for half an hour burns about 350 calories. It's certainly possible to lose fat through aerobic workouts alone, but it's not as efficient as doing a mixture of aerobic and anaerobic workouts.
There is lots of pron out there, so put it to good use...
Set some goals. For instance, tell yourself you want to work up to 500m, or 10 laps in the pool, without rest. Don't worry that you can only do one or two right away. Shoot for 5k run, and again, don't worry if all you can do is alternatively walk for 5 minutes and run for 1 minute. Pretty soon you'll adapt, be eating like ten people, and feeling dead tired all the time. That, too, will pass =) Oh, and try to push yourself in other ways. I'm an introvert too, but the benefits of having a workout partner can't be overstated. Barring that, start a work-out journal and document your progress, even if the entries read "Too lazy to go out in the rain." =)
The best way I can conceive is to use one of these fixed bikes providing electricity (Ragonots,they are called here) as a power supply for your PC. In that way the more tou are in front of your PC, the more exercise you get in order to use it. I strongly suggest you use it coupled to a good UPS. Things should now stay at complete equilibrium :-)
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1. Quit being a little bitch and go outside.
2. Try rock climbing, there's an incredible amount of problem solving involved. There will most likely be a local indoor gym to go to.
Being a geek and keeping your weight under control can be a HUGE pain. I started at 440 lbs and finally got down to 300 before bouncing back up to 360... and now heading back down. It takes a lot of work, but there's a method to the madness. Check out the podcast over at www.geekfit.com.
Steven "xinu" Klassen http://www.xinu.org/ http://www.geekfit.com/ (podcast)
Tai Chi, though, will not help you lose weight.
I highly recommend this program. There is a magazine article here: http://outside.away.com/outside/bodywork/200205/200205shape_of_your_life.html
He also has a book-length version. http://www.amazon.com/Outside-Fitness-Comprehensive-Nutrition-Lifestyle/dp/0393059715/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1217387041&sr=8-1
The program is varied, based on science and research, and is aimed to make you actually fit and healthy -- not lose weight or become some overmuscled freak.
I was on this for six months and was indeed in the shape of my life. The workouts are varied, interesting, and effective.
Then my second kid was born and I've suffered a set back. But it's a great program.
do kung fu
When you can use a jet-pack:
http://entertainment.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/07/29/1929201
and become "Rocketeer..."? The most seriously introverted (having no warm-blooded or cold-blooded biped/quadraped companion) can become "cockateers"...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0135216/
Subtitles, supposedly, at:
http://www.mysubtitles.com/movie/cockateer-the_79672.html
(No, i have not seen it... yet or otherwise..)
Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
You are completely wrong.
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1827342,00.html?cnn=yes
Even 30 minutes does almost nothing.
Weight lifting is much better than aerobics. It actually gives you cardiovascular benefits like aerobics does, plus a few:
- Muscle burns fat even when you're not using it, where fat just sits there doing nothing at all. Your basal metabolic rate increases when you build muscle.
- Everything you do, EVERYTHING depends on muscle, having more makes all of it easier.
Those exercises are not for beginners, though. If you aren't already in pretty good shape, two of them are outright dangerous: the bridge will wreck your neck, and squats with the heels coming up will wreck your knees. And even if you're in good shape, I've never met either a qualified doctor, physio or professional sports coach who advocates bridging, because of the risk of neck injury.
If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
What's even better is over 400 have replied. Wouldn't you love to have a line-up & try to match to advice to those geek physiques?
My routine:
- Lift weights once a week for 2.5 hours
- Trail run every other weekend or so
- Racquetball once a week or so
Honestly, attending the gym isn't all that bad. When people are at the gym, they are attuned to their body and not the bodies of those around them. After one attends a gym for perhaps a week's worth of sessions one realizes that there is a surprisingly great sense of anonymity and privacy involved.
Trail running is nice, primarily because it is quieter (no cars), less smelly (no cars), and better on the joints (soft running surfaces). It's a good mood elevator for me as well as it allows me to enter an undistracted and introspective state that I find very healing.
Racquetball is great because of its three-dimensionality and demand for great mental concentration. I find that it helps attune my reflexes and sharpen my awareness of my environment and body. Sitting sessile all day tends to make one become static and slug-brained.
You are confusing Tai Chi with some Tai Chi -like aeoribics done in the US etc.
When actual TC is done slowly, it is to learn the correct coordination.
If I may impart some anecdotal evidence of what the parent described:
// Lost Weight // Gain Weight
I weighed 225lbs with a 36" waist @5' 7.5". I joined a gym and I worked out for 8 months there (through early Fall and through late Spring). My legs were already massively muscular; but, my arms are disproportionately sized WRT my lower frame. So I spent a lot of time on the stair master for aerobic activity and of course hit the weights to increase my arms' diameter. I was able to curl about 70lbs with each arm before I quit. I mixed it up so as not to enter a rut so quickly, too. My arms got strong but never big - that is, the increase in size wasn't that much.
I lost no weight at all.
Not being a terribly social person anyway, I grew bored of all the hotties being too hot to, gasp, look in their general direction nor could I stand every guy in the place trying to size you up or being aggressive to impress the ladies. So I quit - I wasn't having any fun anyway.
So, I went back to mountain biking - I lost 27 lbs in two months and I thoroughly enjoyed myself! I never looked or felt better about my own self image. I've stuck to biking ever since and have never regretted the decision. The people you meet biking are the most interesting, intelligent and easy-to-get-along-with people I've ever met.
Now, time to be a hypocrite: STOP DRINKING COLA PRODUCTS - I'm sure that factored in there a lot, too.
Just remember: If you're trying to lose weight you must ensure that energy spent grossly outweighs energy consumed.
Here:
If(CaloriesConsumed < CaloriesSpent)
--m_weight;
else if(CaloriesConsumed > CaloriesSpent)
++m_weight;
else
__noop(m_weight);
And you've got to keep this up for a long period of time - hopefully, for your entire life (exercise, that is).
Day 1- biceps + 40 min cardio
Day 2- chest + 40 min cardio
Day 3- tri + 40 min cardio
Day 4- lats + 40 min cardio
Day 5- legs + 40 min cardio
Day 6- delts + 40 min cardio
Day 7- 40 min cardio
Massive amount of kettle one to off-set it all.
any HIIT program is a really good way for exercising in less time with higher intensity by bringing you're heart rate high up to burn calories/fat!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-intensity_interval_training
Seriously. I play COD4 - mostly Search and Destroy. A typical round lasts 5 minutes and I'm alive for an average of, ohh, maybe 1 minute per round. That leaves 4 minutes/round of sitting and specing other players.....or doing push-ups, sit-ups, lunges, jumping-jacks while I'm waiting for the next round to start.
In an hour long gaming session I can get in about 200 push-ups, 50 pull-ups, 100 leg-lifts, 50 lunges. Do it after dinner when you're winding down for the night to help burn off those extra calories. No equipment required, no people around.
That said, get a bike and ride instead of drive when you can. Save some money on gas too!
-KB
Squash is the greatest sport in the world (no exceptions) and possibly one of the highest calorie burning. (Badminton is similar). You're also stuck in a closed-off room so only your opponent can see you haul your arse around. But really, who gives a stuff what people think. It's also terrific fun bashing the crap out of that little black ball, and you'll soon forget that you're exercising. There's no better motivation than trying to beat a friend : )
Don't bother with racquetball, that's for clueless Americans who don't know any better.
If you want to walk/jog, try taking up Geocaching. Gets you outdoors and there's hundreds of interesting caches out there.
... resistance training (multiple sets of situps, pushups, crunches, bicycle crunches, bench/military presses, etc.) followed by cardio (interval training on a real bike mounted on a trainer), not the other way around. This basically guarantees that your muscles will be toned but will not bulk up plus your metabolism rate will increase so you continue burning calories even while inactive. I do this 2 times a week indoors... the other 2 or 3 times I either cycle to work or participate in a group bike ride.
Another key to losing weight is to sleep at night feeling a little hungry.
I box. I don't have to get in the ring but i get to take advantage of the rest of a boxers workout. A good diet always helps too.
I second that. I work out at a gym (and also teach there.) The group is incredibly supportive - we know who's on vacation, and who's screwing off. And we pester each other to show up - and to make sure everyone is OK, doing fine, etc. If you don't show up for a few days, someone will call or email you to make sure you're OK.
Oh, and just a handful are true athletes. The rest of us are pilsbury doughboys - but that doesn't stop us from having fun.
do you have stairs? run up and down them in intervals.
do you have a backpack? fill it with books or anything heavy and use it as a weight to lift.
increase the number of pushups and situps; google around for core body exercises; when I swam in high school we did a lot of that stuff that involved no weights. If thats not enough wear a backpack full of text books while doing the pushups... another good one is to get a chair and put your feet up on that and then do the pushups (now on an incline/decline depedning on how you look at it) Might involve jumping though. google up some plyometric exercises... or get into tai-bo or something
one of the geeks i work with just got into kick boxing oddly enough and he really likes that.
one thing i have to say as a geek who is a part time jock; is that gym's arent as bad as you might think. I've always found that the quickest way to get respect at a gym isnt by looking like a body builder, or by lifting more than everyone else.
It's by looking like you belong there; that you have a purpose. That you aren't there to relax. If you go there regularly and push yourself you'd be surprised how many people would offer pointers. Like many other things in life, you learn the most hen you have the most to gain, when everyone else is stronger than you.
its a lot of random stuff i realize but thats how i pick up a lot of it; random tid bits here and there; rearrange them to form a good circuit later :-)
"Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny" ~Frank Zappa
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I have been lap swimming and open water swimming (in Lake Michigan) for the past two years. Swam a lot as a kid and on a team in middle school and high school. But "body by macintosh" started to happen in my mid 30s... bit o paunch etc. But I started swimming and hitting the half mile ... mile ... two mile mark in my workouts and limiting food intake. That is very important. Limit the food intake. Vodka instead of beer, apples instead of ice cream. Take the top bun off the burger. Don't eat all the fries on the plate. Eat big salads for dinner. Eat until you are full - not finished with your "clean plate". Now I am swimming in races and open water events with Masters Swimming - a very open program for older swimmers (18+) in most cities.
Until you've tried 10 minutes doing as many kettlebell swings as possible, you don't know what pain is.
Go here for information. The cheapest heavy stuff can be found at a used sporting goods store.
60 push ups and 30 sit ups a night isn't enough to do jack. Start with 4x20 pushups/situps and increase the amount each week, aiming for 6x30.
Try Yoga. It will tone you up mentally and physically.It will regulate the thyroid so that u don't eat more.And you keep up the shape, provided you are consistent. If you have a busy schedule and you believe the gymming will help, put in a mail to Arnold, asking how he manages to a Governor role and gymming together !!!
No, i'm not kidding. Kickboxing training, for example, is very aerobic, and tones your muscles aswell. I've been doing Kick & Thai for years now, and it has done wonders for my health.
Just give it a try. If you find a good teacher, chances are you'll even probably end up liking it :)
You need to no longer do sit-ups. Do crunches, and do about 200-300 per day. Mountain Climbers (look it up).. do about 2-3 minutes. Push-ups.. good for upper body, and continue at about 60 per day. Several kinds of jumping jacks, do as many as you can for about 10 minutes per day. And as we did in football, up-downs, do about 5 minutes per day. You should be sufficiently tired afterwards. Lower your calorie intake, drink LOTS of water and you will increase your metabolism, lose body fat while increasing muscle mass. :-)
That's what I do. It's the only type of exercise I can tolerate.
Yoga
It all boils down to the fact that you've got to move. Sitting all day destroys your body. After almost three decades of sitting in front of a computer, I decided two years ago to start moving and I can honestly say that despite a few temporary set backs, life just gets better.
Start small if you need to; I started with a fifteen minute walk every day. When things started to get easier I did more. After two years I'm at the point now - though I'm not (yet) the finest example of physical fitness - that CrossFit (www.crossfit.com), strength training (www.startingstrength.com), and rowing (www.concept2.com) are the best tools in my fitness routine. You gotta change things up regularly if you find yourself bored.
The key is to move. Do new things all the time. Challenge your body and you challenge your mind.
You'll find that living life upright is much more enjoyable than life sitting down.
-Fred.
I went to my local pool wearing roller blades, on a bicycle... and they would not let me in the pool. What gives?
Sleep, diet, and exercise are all linked. So I will offer loud opinions on all of them.
-If you're staying up late and taking snacks or desserts, stop that. Make your last meal three or four hours to bedtime and stick to it. Then try to get up earlier and have a full breakfast ASAP. This particular arrangement reinforces a healthy sleep cycle, while eating late tends to extend your day.
-Study your diet very carefully, replacing the "cheap carb" meals with nuts and vegetables. You won't have to cook as much with those. Also consider drinking more milk, or other protein. Protein is nearly ideal for sating hunger without a lot of carbs. Also consider premade smoothies and shakes to fill in gaps in variety - but if you are looking for veggies, make sure they aren't only using sugary vegetables like sweet potatoes and carrots. A proper vegetable shake will knock your socks off energy-wise without using much or any sugar.
-Exercise is about tuning the process, not results. A fully-stocked gym is useful for this because you can use machines, do some sets semi-randomly, or experiment with different training plans. The gym is not about other people and it is imperative to realize that. It's a blank slate like the computer - you get out of it what you put in, and the accomplishment you are there for is smaller than "get fit," it is simply "be active for the day." Get a personal trainer for two or three sessions if you want some basic form and training tips -- highly recommended to do so at least once.
In my opinion, so long as some reps were done, the day was an exercise success regardless of anything else. This is much easier to accomplish with weights than with cardio simply because weights can be done and over with faster.
From there, if you want to put more mental effort in, you can start looking at free weights while keeping in mind the concentration and intensity they require to be used properly. Powerlifting exercises are recommended by everyone for the scientific reason of targeting most of your muscles, but they require a keen focus to do correctly. If you've been focusing on programming problems all day, it's difficult to muster the strength to also put in top-notch sets. (this is an argument for hitting the gym before work)
I gave up on deadlifts because of the thin line between bashing the bar against your shins and pulling your lower back that is good form, when using a standard bar. There are special deadlift bars that alleviate those particular issues, but I don't have them at my gym.
http://100pushups.com/
---- Liquid was a patriot ----
Pick up fork
add weight to fork (I prefer steak myself)
raise to mouth
repeat.
I am 6'2" tall an this routine has kept me at 170lbs for the past 16 years.
http://www.charlesatlas.com/
Even after all these years the exercise part of the program is valid. Plus you can sing Rocky Horror songs while you work out.
Might not tone your muscles, but it'll keep the weight down.
Stasis is death. Embrace change.
Running up and down stairs is a good cardio exercise.
Plus i find that it is more knee friendly than running - at least if you plant your feet with the full foot, not the ankle zone or the tips of the fingers.
Its both a mental and physical excersise rolled into one!
You can go full bore and run the an expert course, or take it easy with the family and try a beginners course.
Years of sitting at a desk have screwed up my L5-S1 disc, which in addition to my L3-L4 have now herniated and caused a month of excruciating pain. A number of things relevant to this thread contributed to this: Sitting at a desk all day Poor posture Choosing the wrong exercises at the gym Being about 20 lbs overweight. Going through physical therapy taught me a fair number of core exercises which in addition to helping me lose an inch or so around the middle, have strengthed all my ab and lower back muscles including the core ones the machines and traditional situps don't touch. I've since purchased a Swiss ball to do core exercises at home to keep my core toned. You would be amazed how much that alone will do for your health and your back. Oh, and get up from the desk every once in a while.
I used Robert Ullery's 9 week running program podcasts to start running again. They're great because although the music is a bit cheesy, they increase very gradually and tell you the intervals of walking/running to help you get started.
Its = possessive. It's = "it is"
Become a Ninja - you're not meant to be seen by people, so that could work out well...
I'd suggest kettlebells. 20-30 minutes of actual work 2-3 times a week will work wonders. He'll build whole body strength, increase flexibilty, and burn that wonderful Geek lifestyle paunch right off of him! Yoga is excellent as well. I attend Hot Yoga regularly, and the people are friendly but subdued. The women are hot, and the amount of interaction in the studio is limited. The health benefits are amazing. And of course, there's cardio and hiking! Getting out on a trail and meeting folks 1 or 2 at a time is a great way to get some activity and sun, thus hiding the Geek's true nature....
I saw one of these at The Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago. It was in the smart house exhibit. They said that biking for 20 minutes will power a T.V. for 30 minutes. http://www.scienceshareware.com/bike-generator-using-a-car-alternator.htm http://www.msichicago.org/whats-here/exhibits/smart-home/
Very carefully.
Why are you so worried about being in front of people? Seriously, go to the gym and look around. Chances are, you aren't the worst looking guy there. And even if you are...who cares? Do you honestly give a crap about what any of the other people there look like? Do you think they care what you look like? Of course they don't.
Now then, all this stuff about Wii Sports and DDR? Come on, do you want to play a game or do you want to get in shape? We're geeks, which means we value specialized knowledge and correctly applying appropriate tools to accomplish a goal in an efficient manner. There's nothing that's going to get you in shape better than cardio exercises and weight training. Cardio because it burns calories (and fat), and weight training because it makes your muscles toned and increases muscle mass, and muscles (which require more blood and oxygen than fat) burns fat.
My gym has this great feature called "The Line." They have 8 or 10 machines all in a row that give you a full general body workout. You have a card that records all your machine settings and weights. You give the card to one of the staff members, and they go down the line setting up all the machines for you. You can do the complete line in 20-30 minutes and get a good general strength workout. Are you going to get huge? No, but that's not the point. "Toned" is fine.
So, Monday-Wednesday-Friday, go to the gym for 1 hour. Do 30 minutes of cardio on a low-impact machine, like a stationary bike. My gym has the bikes with TVs attached to them, so I time my workouts so I can watch The Colbert Report while cycling. Then I do the line. The cool thing about the card system is you get to see your reps and weights going up every time. Basically, if you get more than 12 reps, the staff ups your weight for next time. Relevant xkcd
On the off days, run in your own neighborhood. Don't run every day, because high-impact exercises like running can cause bone loss if you do them too often. So alternate. Regardless, do that for 2 weeks and you'll start seeing results, and then it's just a positive feedback loop. You're doing it right, you're doing it efficiently, the results are obvious as your weights go up and your times to run a mile decrease (tonight I ran 3 miles in 27 minutes).
Just sayin'...man up and do it. You can spare an hour a day to stay healthy.
We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3TJRpbVmqg
THINK! It's not illegal yet!
I've done T-TAPP for the past 9 months in the privacy of my own home and it's done wonders. It's an innovative isometric workout for the whole body by Theresa Tapp that's easy and very effective, requiring no equipment whatsoever.
For the first six months, my workout consisted of 15 minutes a day, 5 days every week (2 days off). Lately, I've upped two of those days to her 50 minute routine (which will crush anyone who is new to T-TAPP, I don't care what else you've been doing). You'll end up working muscles that you didn't even realize you had.
Bottom line, I've lost a bunch of weight and look like I've been lifting weights for all that time. I don't have numbers, as I don't watch the scale, but I've dropped about a waist size and a half.
Oh, and it's important to mind the food, too. It's hard to lose weight without a healthy diet.
I've also been doing a sort of Southbeach program for almost a year, which I've found works fairly well. I'd strongly recommend some low-carb solution (Atkins is okay, but fairly impractical, in my experience).
The combination of religiously doing T-TAPP workouts and eating a low-carb diet has been tremendous. I'd highly recommend it to anyone.
Find something you enjoy doing and enjoy it, and you'll do it. As long as you think of exercise as a chore you'll never be motivated to do it. It shouldn't be like flossing your teeth or taking out the trash.
Myself, I bicycle. I rode 4,000 miles in 2007 and loved every minute of it. I ride with the local club and go on group rides. I'm 42 and this year I am the fastest I have ever been and am finally able to ride fast enough to keep up (barely) with the "fast" speed groups.
If there's no form of sport or exercise you can find that you like, then the least you can do is approach weight loss in geeky fashion and check out http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/www/hackdiet.html "The Hacker's Diet."
Garbage in, Garbage out.
All that said, it really is best to find some sort of good aerobic exercise you enjoy, an hour a day, every other day at least. It helps manage weight, kills depression, clears your mind, increases self confidence. Yes, all that. ...and I -am- a geek.
-- I am. Therefore, I think!
I walk 40 min to 1 hr every day. On days I'm feeling good I speed walk. I have my own computer business and I can do it for free anytime of day that works on that day. It's a life saver. I'm also diabetic so I have no choice. Every day, just get out and do it.
It clears my head and often I come up with solutions to tech problems. I'm 50 and it is harder to stay fit. Something aerobic is key, weight training is good but in addition to getting the heart rate up for a prolonged period.
I'm a different person after the walk than before it... positive, motivated, clear... before the walk, frump.
I'd be divorced if I didn't walk.
investigate the book: never gymless
It's all body mass workouts, very good
I have just started getting into a nice routine of using 10 lb ankle weights at work, in front of a computer so I do leg lifts and it makes getting lunch work, and playing a weekly game of Airsoft in the woods for hours. That and nightly crunches, I have been seeing some good results.
If techs didn't disagree with each other, then Microsoft would rule the world.
You will find it difficult or impossible to lower your weight by excercising. Our bodies just dont work that way .. All your 'pressup's etc probably equate to the calories in a single piece of bread.
You gain weight cuz of many factors: the most important is that you eat more than your body need; it is also likely that you eat the wrong foods.
Note that its taken years for your to get into this 'lack of shape'..
so why not take an equally gradual change in lifestyle, to counter and even reverse the gains? Eg, eliminating butter, a single item, could. over years completely bring you back to your previous weight.
"Portion Control" seems to be the 'trick' these days ... DONT EAT UNTIL YOIU FEEL STUFFED! and DONT SNACK ON WORTHLESS HIGH-CALORIE JUNK FOODS!
then: be PATIENT .. weigh yourself no more often than ever few weeks, at teh same time of day, say upon wakening.
Such simple changes can work wonders without inconveniencing you to the point where you give up the program!
It's worked wonders for me .. its taken over a year to lose 35 lbs.
tkjtkj, md
"There are 11 kinds of people: those who know binary, those who don't, and those who could not care less!"
I had the exact same problem almost a year ago. Since then I have lost 30-40 pounds by just walking (2 hours a day, 5 days a week) but if you use an elliptical machine you can probably limit this to 30-60 minutes a day and get the same effect. It takes a while, at least 3-4 months to loose all the weight but it is definitely worth while.
Walking is the best way to keep in shape, it's normal to walk unlike jogging/running, doing that for long distances can be pretty hard on you, walking is better for your knees than jogging.
Consistency is important too, even if you can't walk far at least do a bit, even a step or two, just do something!
I went to the gym for years and never progressed much but walking is fantastic I've never been in better shape. Although it's tough to increase muscle mass by walking, you need some light strength training too.
So long as you don't cheat and rise up and then go back down with each step. That ends up watering all the hard work down to nothing. (I've seen a few people claim that taichi was too easy thanks to their cheating.)
At least stay level on bended knee for most of the routine (20-40 mins depending on how fast you go) and you should feel the actual 'training' happening.
In addition to what was quoted above, taichi is a non-impact exercise like swimming, but without the need for a pool of water.
This is pretty much the same thing that a certified personal trainer and fitness competitor told me regarding metabolic rates and calorie burning in aerobic exercise versus weightlifting. She didn't go into the details, but she did say weightlifting burns calories a lot longer than aerobics.
The best way to keep a commitment to work out is to tell people. Tell everyone you know. Start a blog and update it daily. You won't want to look like a jackass in front of your friends, family, and coworkers so when you tell them all you're going to start working out you'll be more likely to keep up with it.
do it one handed
People tend to reflect with their bodies the stuff they do while awake.
I suggest you start to do sports as a hobby. Find ANY sport that is interesting and switch if necessary. Try to do something at least 1 hour every day.
I found olympic weightlifting. It was the best thing ever in my life and I started it when I was 32 years old. I can now snatch my own weight after 2 years of training.
I do weights with dumbbells at home. I exercise at my convenience while listening to the radio or podcasts. Its not that expensive. My "kit":
1) The Great Dumbbell Handbook: The Quick Reference Guide to Dumbbell Exercises. Great book, 4.5 stars on Amazon.
2) A basic weight bench.
3) 2 pairs of dumbbell handles and weights. 2 pairs to have 2 different sets of weight, because you don't want to stop to change weights during your workout.
4) An exercise mat for stretching.
5) A swiss ball for stretches and some exercises.
In Australia, all this cost about $250.
Its been very popular in China for centuries and obviously works quite well, given the number of old people you see doing it in droves there.
Erm to be fair, in China don't you see people doing everything in droves?
For example this "Job Fair"
I have a personal trainer 3-5 times a week for an hour, and a ball at home for cardio on the weekends. I found that I didn't get committed until I started spending money for it. It's important to understand your physical and psychological needs to engage in a workout plan.
I have a synthetic aortic valve and ran for a very long time after my second aortic surgery at age 9. I was not allowed to play contact sports for fear of a clot traveling to the valve. By age 12 I had blown a knee. By age 20 I had blown out my back doing physical labor. Now into my 30's I do weight training. My blood pressure maxes out and I reach up into 190 beats per minute for about 45 minutes with 5 minute warmups and 10 minute cooldowns. The cardio that you get from pushing weights is no worse or better than full elliptical cardio if you have the endurance. Your heart doesn't know the difference and you are simply working different muscles more intensely (depending on your routine). I use a large ball to do gravity cardio during the weekends for 30 min/day. The biggest problem with my weight training is a specific diet and routine that must be maintained or I will end up vomiting after the lifting workouts due to decreased bloodflow (synthetic valve) leading to my body reacting to exhaustion as trauma. If you start working out hard enough, your body will react similarly for a time until your nutrition and vascular system catches up.
Often wrong but never in doubt.
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I do capoeira, a brazilian martial art. It is a good aerobic workout, and a great (the best, in my opinion) strength workout. Since the art puts a lot of emphasis on maneuvering in small spaces, I can practice on the floor of my lab when I need a break from coding. In my first year I went from being moderately overweight to looking like an athlete, it is really quite effective for getting in shape, because it works your body in every possible way.
As you are probably the analytical sort, you can definitely have a very efficient routine. One thing is everything helps each other - a good diet of food lets you maintain or even lose weight, while still having plenty of carbohydrates to burn during cardiovascular exercise and protein to build muscles in the day or two you take to recover from muscular exercise. Muscular exercise builds muscles which helps burn fat when you do cardiovascular exercise (bigger muscles actually cause a weight gain, but this is a good thing - while people talk about losing weight, what you're really trying to do is lower your BMI - body mass index so that you go from obese/overweight to the normal BMI range).
Most muscle groups have an "opposite" - quadriceps have hamstrings, hip adductors have hip abductors and so forth. You should begin workout routines with your largest muscles and go down to the smallest ones - from largest to smallest it is quadriceps, hamstrings, hip adductors, hip abductors, pectoralis major, latissmus dorsi, deltoids, biceps, triceps, lower back, abdominals and neck. This is because quadriceps are large and need a lot of energy, but abdominals are smaller and don't so you'll have energy to do them.
If you have not done muscle exercises for many weeks (or months, or years) - do not exercise one muscle. Do not exercise just your biceps. Do exercises that use more than one muscle groups. Chest press uses the pecs, the triceps and the deltoids (the anterior deltoid). Leg press uses the hamstrings and the quadriceps. So beginners should begin with exercises that use several muscle groups. Once you've built your muscles up a little (in a few months), you can start concentrating on just your biceps, or just your pecs etc. Also don't kill yourself. You build muscles by TEARING your muscles. You do not want a giant tear, that is an injury. You want small tears that protein will rebuild and which in 2-3 days you can work on (and tear, slightly) again.
You can build a muscle with only 16 exercises a week. And it does not have to be all-out exertion - just 75% of what your body is capable of. More than 100 exercises of a muscle (at 75%+ capablity) a week is unneeded and may even be counterproductive. Meaning only 16-100 repetitions (at 75% maximum capability) are needed a week to build it. The best thing to do is look on the web or in an exercise book for how much a person your age should be able to do for each exercise (chest press, hip adductor, row, leg press etc.) Then get on the machine and do one or two repetitions with 0 pounds (or very little), just to warm up your muscles. Make sure the seat and everything is adjusted to your height. If you're supposed to be able to do an exercise at 50 lbs., start at 30 lbs. or so. See if you can do 8 repetitions of it, with each repetition being 6 seconds - 2 seconds positive (pushing out or up or whatever) and 4 seconds negative (a smooth move of 4 seconds of the weight coming back down, with some muscle resistance against the weight). Eight 6 second repetitions of 1 or more muscles and you are doing muscular exercise. If you can't do 8, start with less weight. If you can do eight keep going. Up to twelve 6 second repetitions is still muscular exercise. If you are able to do 12, then increase the weight in the next set of exercises. Wait a minute or two (or more) between sets to relax your muscles. Form is very important, if you are doing it in a jerky and uneven manner you are not getting a benefit. You usually get more muscle from the 4 second negative/resistance phase of the muscle exercise since pushing out or up is inherently prone to be done in a non-smooth or jerky manner. Usually what I do is do 8-12 reps of the maximum I am able to do 8-1
I think you may have misunderstood the meaning of the word 'introvert'. All it means in simplistic terms is that someone tends to be more relaxed and recharge themselves by getting away from others for a while. This is opposed to extraverts, who tend to be more relaxed when they're surrounded by friends and talking a lot (or some similar variant). Being embarassed to exercise in public, I think, is quite a different thing and I can easily relate to that.
I'm definitely an introvert, but I talk to people easily if I feel I actually have something worthwhile to say, and I get out a lot. I walk 35 minutes to work (down a hill), 45 minutes home (up a hill), and I invested in having some decent rain gear so I can comfortably do this irrespective of the weather, which is an important consideration where I live. Every 2-3 weeks I'll typically spend a Friday and Saturday night out on a weekend hike up or around a mountain somewhere, usually with friends. (I joined a hiking club to get into this properly, since before that none of my friends were really interested.) I guess this is a fortunate benefit I get from where I live and being interested in doing it, but I do it primarily out interest in going to look at places rather than getting exercise.
I have to admit that going to a gym or jogging down the street or generally going out explicitly to exercise doesn't appeal to me at all. Personally I just try to arrange my life around making sure I do enough walking, and the exercise I get is a side effect rather than a conscious effort to stay fit.
Shovelglove is clever, extremely effective, and extraordinarily elegant in its simplicity.
I've been "shugging" for 3 years, off and on. When I'm on, I feel great, I have more energy, more muscle tone, etc. When I don't do it regularly, all of the above gradually go away over a matter of days or weeks.
Once I pick it up again, I'm feeling great within a couple of days.
Go slow at first. You will use muscles you didn't know you had. I recommend starting with an 8# sledge, maybe a 10# if you are already strong. I also got a 16# hammer after about a year of steady shugging. I also use a 4# framing hammer for one-handed moves.
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I was in a similar situation. The first thing I did was try to figure out how to ensure that once I started an exercise routine, I could continue it. It had to be a lifestyle change.
Initially I bought an exercise bike, but later I bought a treadmill. Since I did not want to spend thirty minutes staring at a wall while I ran, I bought a 13 inch flat panel TV and attached it to the wall in front of my treadmill. I attached a DVD player and watch rentals from netflix. Watching something with lots of action makes it easier to push yourself harder.
The most important thing to maintain my routine is that I do my run as soon as I get home from work. I do not let myself get sidetracked on anything else.
I have been following this routine for about 5 years now.
In addition to keeping the weight off, it has really helped with stress levels. I have also found that the days I usually feel worn down and tired after work are the days that I have my best runs.
I like to get together with Jared and head over to Subway. Instead of sitting at your desk and eating, you need to get outside rain or shine. Next, you need to stop snacking. Make your desk a no eat zone. It is also more sanitary. With people eating at their desks, desks have become worse than a bathroom. Best of Luck and see you at Subway.
My estimates are a 380 pound crocodile can get by on about 1000 calories.
So maybe it's not impossible to do what you do, however it means your metabolism must be really efficient for a mammal.
But have you checked your calorie calculations? Or you're leaving something out - like drinks?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hacker's_Diet
It's an engineering approach to weight loss. It's brutally simple and you can do it at home.
To help me lose weight I bought a Chesapeake Bay Retriever who needs lots of exercise. I run with him daily and he keeps me motivated. To repay him I learned how to hunt ducks (so cold & wet, he loves it). The lesson is to find your exercise motivator and use it. It's too easy to be lazy.
For what it's worth, using what I learned from John Walker and running with my dog, I lost 30 pounds and am in reasonable programmer shape =D
"There really is nothing quite like a shorn scrotum" - Dr. Evil
Play any 1st person shooter on the Wii. Resident Evil 4 or Metriod Prime 3 are good choices. I'm all over my living room every time I play either game.
If you want to do some exercise that is just way cool become a traceur (a traceur is someone who practices the discipline of parkour). With proper exercise and training you pretty much become an urban ninja. Check out the 3 Doors Down music video "It's Not My Time" and you'll see what a traceur does (check it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHU9dN0Itrk ). I've been training for a few months and love it and yes I am a major geek myself.
A treadmill will provide the aerobic workout required to get the body pushing the calories out. It also stays in your home and, as an added benefit, you can jury-rig it to a generator to recharge your laptop so you can use those calories burned to power your slashdot habit.
As we age our metabolism changes - we may not change what we eat, but the way our body reacts to it does.
Extra calories burned through exercise amount to the square root of bugger all compared to the amount of calories we take in through food.
Exercise can help, obviously, but dietary changes have far and away the biggest impact.
As I say, you may not have changed what you eat, but as you get older you HAVE to change what, and how, you eat.
I started going to the gym to improve muscle tone and simultaneously - on my trainers advice - changed my eating habits (NOT my diet - I still eat the same things, just in different quantities - if anything more, overall, than before - and at different times than I used to). The weight fell off.
My personal trainer is the one that advised the dietary changes as the most effective way to lose weight. I changed to a large breakfast, medium lunch, small evening meal, compared to the light breakfast, little/no lunch, large evening meal that I was having before.
Through one thing and another, the gym visits had to stop, but I maintained my new eating habits. The weight kept coming off, if anything faster even than before, and is now stable at 15kg lower than it was before I started going to the gym or changing my eating habits.
And I still have Burger King/McD/Noodles/Dominos Pizza/KFC etc once or even twice a week (young family.. kids teaching me bad habits! lol)
Sometimes brute force overcomes elegance.
Approaching 50, two years ago I took up Girya, the Russian Kettlebell. It is basically a cast iron cannonball with an iron handle. It uses a range of motion unavailable in other forms of resistance training, it takes up very little room, and if you use it according to instructions available in book and dvd, it will burn fat and change the composition of your body.
Now at age 50, I am in better physical condition than I was at 35, the age for which I am now frequently taken to be.
Videos on YouTube. Instruction at www.dragondoor.com and elsewhere.
It is good for both men and women.
Get yourself a recumbent stationary bike and a cheap computer. Put the computer near the bike and you can bike 'n surf. I do it all the time. It's amazing how fast the time flies and it's the perfect geek-er-cise. BTW, I rigged a keyboard holder to the handlebars to make things a little easier.
2. Try getting half a sandwich plus some vegetables for lunch instead of a full sandwich. Note what I said half a sandwhich plus vegetables. The following are NOT vegetables: cheese. Chicken/shrimp/other meat. Dressing. You get a salad with cheese, chicken and french dressing and that is a full meal by itself, not something you can eat with a sandwich. I personally have found that I do NOT miss the other half of the sandwich. As long as I get half a sandwich, I feel full.
3. To lose weight you need an extended light exercise, not short duration heavy stuff. I.E. Aerobic not cardio. Forget about weight training, push ups, sit ups, etc. Try instead:
Jogging/running
rollerblading
Dancing. Yes, DDR does count, but only if...
You need to do these things for a long period of time. A total of 7 hours per week.
Note, do not try walking or bicycling unless you are physically unable to do something stronger. There are lots of overweight people that walk or bicycle, but you never see an overweight serious jogger, runner, or rollerblader. Overweight dancers are sometimes possible but rare.
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...seriously, anything I could consider "exercise" I've always failed at doing. Now, it takes a slightly-less-introverted-than-average slashdotter to do this - but I spend about 2-4 days a week doing Kendo and dancing (ballroom/latin). Both are sufficient "exercise" to keep the engineer's gut under control, but I don't feel like it's a chore.
The benefits of yoga are incredible. Especially if you don't have a history of working out. It is much more strenuous than may be obvious and it's a lot gentler than just "hitting the road" plus there are several excellent DVD's which don't require other people to actually see you doing it. I use Baron Baptiste DVD's myself. Excellent workout.
One thing I might add - if you're an avid gamer, or a competitive person (if nothing gets you going like a game of Halo, or Starcraft), you might try translating that into a workout. Find a friend, and go play some 1v1 basketball at a court. Race bikes. Something, anything that is competitive. Even if you're bad at the chosen task, if you find it fun, that's all that matters - you'll get better overtime, and you'll get in better shape.
If you're afraid it'll be embarrassing, make sure you try this with close friends - no matter how bad you are, they'll just be happy to see you and be happy to be playing with you. After all, the best part of the this work out is at the end of the day, it's just a game.
Two words... Wii Fit.
OK, some more words...
Swim as briskly as you can for half an hour three times a week (or more). Half an hour is enough; 20 minutes is not.
In no time at all you should be able to swim a mile in that half hour and burn a lot of calories. As a bonus, it'll raise your metabolism which is also beneficial for weight loss. You'll feel better too.
You're already doing the push-ups and sit ups... good. That complements the swimming nicely. You'll have great pecs and firm abs. Chicks dig that.
I run 40-50 kilometers a week. If you can start, the running high will have you looking forward to your runs. 4 times a week is great.
I lost 25 lbs in two months when I started.
No equipment needed.
nothing is real
I found this to be the best way to get fit and stay fit. You can do all of it at home. One hour a day for 90days.
It was a chance find as well since I do not live in the US, I was staying at a hotel when I saw the ads late at night... I usually do not pay attention to infomercials but it was interesting enough to give it a go. Love it.
Cheers, A
It is surprising how little calories you burn doing some exercises and how may you burn doing others. Buy a cheap heart rate monitor with calories burn functions and the see what exercises you enjoy which actually give your best burn for your time.
I know the calories burned is an approximation but it is the comparison between exercises you are looking for.
Oh, and I ride a bike to work every day which allowed me to up my eating and I now struggle to maintain 168lbs at 5'11" unless I eat lots every day.
I upgraded to heavy armor... sure, you take a casting penalty, but it works each muscle group a little more.
What would jesus do.. with open source software?
~ ~ ~ ~ I mean - you're a geek no?
This is my setup: A "desk" made from a sort of bookshelf (purchased from Target and Container Store), plus an exercise bike.
Looks a lot like this:
http://www.madsloth.com/Desk/ComputerDesk.jpg
Join a Gym and go! I know you said your an introvert but the truth of the matter is no one really cares what you look like. Most people are focusing on what they are doing not you. If your new to the gym hire a personal trainer for your first few sessions. There are plenty of resources on the net that will lay out eating, weight lifting, cardio and stretching routines.
Almost every night, I bike from Harvard to MIT (couple miles), and go play an hour or more of DDR before going back.
I play DDR on doubles (both sides at once), on heavy. It burns a _lot_ of calories.
I've gone from a 36 inch to a 32 inch waist in the past 2 months, and dropped over 40 pounds since I got here. Unfortunately, I'm not trying to - being 6'10" and 170 pounds isn't healthy. It is great exercise, though.
A friend of our gave us his NordicTrak when he and his wife decided they liked a treadmill better. I like the NordicTrak since it's zero impact so there's less chance of injuring my knees. It's also a full body exercise since you use both your arms and your legs. I set it up where I can see the TV and I put in about 15 minutes a day on it plus I walk another mile and a half with the dog. This gives me about three miles of exercise every day. I'll probably bump the time on the NordicTrak to 20 minutes this fall.
I like having the NordicTrak since it means I don't really care whether the weather is good for whatever outdoor exercise I might try instead (walking, running, biking, etc.). Also, since I don't have to go out to a gym, there goes another possible excuse for not exercising. Putting it where I could see the TV means I can workout and watch something so I don't have to give up too much to still fit in a workout. This works even better if I work out first thing in the morning so a little unscheduled overtime doesn't bump the workout either.
Seems to work. I'm not as thin as I was when I was in college thirty years ago but the inseam on my pants is still greater than my waste size (33 x 34) which isn't too bad for an old fart like me (52) who eats and drinks pretty much whatever I want. And, yes, I like good food, good wine and good beer (current favorite is New Belgium's "1554" black ale).
Oh yeah. Lots of coffee to boost my metabolism probably helps. And, yes, fidgeting burns lots of calories.
Cheers,
Dave
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
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Try a class, you can lurk in the back and feel like ur on a IRC channel.
Start with Yoga and Pilates and add a bit of elliptical and strength training on machines...
thats all easy and keeps the pounds off while correcting posture from computer all day at work and MMO'ing all nite at home.
My solution to it given IT often has long and somtimes odd hours with various maintenance windows, events, late night coding sessions and what have you is to use my 24/7 gym at off hours. In general, I see 4-5 people acutally in my gym at night, not including myself and one other buddy I go with. So that leaves plenty of space, equipment and stuff for you to do at nights without the mass of folks using the gym like say at 6AM or 5PM time frames. With this huge 60'000 sq ft gym, 4 people is nothing at all and its very comfortable. After all, those that go at 2 or 3 AM in the mornings, tend to mind their own business.
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Well, personally I start off by being '25', and I remain that way throughout the whole day... then, I do some 'doughnut curls' (while still 25) and drink several beers and then sleep. Try it! -Chaney
I like running for lots of reasons but here is a few: - I can do it anywhere, just throw on my gear and I'm off. - If I don't have much time, I can run fast for a short period of time. If I have a while I can slow it down and stay out for a while. - With a GPS watch (I use a Garmin Forerunner 305) and some software I can map where I've run, how fast & my heart rate - When I get home I can see when I start to tire and if it was because of hills, etc - This info is perfect if your training for a goal, 5000 meter, 10k, Half-Marathon or THE MARATHON(TM) - Runners are annoying nice people, they wave and wink when you pass and are happy to run with you for a bit. - Chicks dig guys who run marathons...
A 2-week study at a Canadian University (McMasters?) suggested that 6 minutes of very intense exercise was better than 6 hours of moderate/regular exercise. It came froma small sample, but 8 people did 4 each of 30-second sprints, 3 times per week. In two weeks their Aerobic capacity and endurance showed marked increase, and their mitochondria count increased 35% (which is an indicator of the energy-burning capacity of the muscles).
Geriatrics (ages in their 70's and 80's) regained musculature equivalent to persons in their 30's in Florida after exercising for 13 weeks by supporting weights so heavy they could only hold them for 30-60 seconds. (Two programs, "Static Contraction Training" and "Max Contraction Training" resulted from this study.) In the first 13 weeks I used the Max Contraction training, my doctor and I figured out I lost 14 lbs of fat and gained 9 lbs of muscle. I do this program for about 14 minutes a week. (It takes about a week to allow your muscles to recover at this intensity, despite what so-called "Physical Trainers" say about exercising 3 times/wk.) I'm 60 years old and have some joint problems, so it helps that I don't have to move weights repetitiously through a great range of motion.
I walk 1 hour a day 4-5 days a week using a heart rate meter according to a program by Phillip Maffetone in his book,"The Maffetone Method". He trains bicycle racers and super-long-distance runners, so I suspect his program is pretty good. (It seems to work for me.) The end result: My doctor still wants me to lose another 50 lbs (I've lost 30 over the last two years), but my resting heart rate is less than 70, my blood pressure is 110/70, my total cholesterol is usually between 150-170 with real good ratios, blood sugar runs between 105 and 111 over the last two years, and I have lots of energy.
The biggest drain on my energy is carbs. I was on a low fat diet for four years and gained 10 lbs/year. As soon as I started moderating my carbs instead of my fat, my energy levels picked up and I started losing a moderate amount of weight. I've looked at a number of books on the market, and since I can't distinguish one set of superstitions from another, I've resigned myself to sort of following the guidelines in "Protein Power" by Eades and Eades. YMMV. It is important for me to bring healthy lunches to work, avoid the soda and snack machines, and limit the number lunches I go to with the other developers. (For me, the difference between wishing I was fit and getting fit is using some of the talent for focusing I developed for programming, and applying it towards habits that work for my physical success.)
I have my best success when I get into the pattern of exercising early in the morning. I don't do contract work anymore; the Electronic Sweatshop is detrimental to my health, even though the money is good. I take regular breaks from my desk, walk or do Tai Chi during my lunch breaks, and within a couple of weeks I will be biking to work instead of driving. Theoretically, I need to be active 90 minutes a day in order to lose the 50 lbs. When the joint problem gets corrected I will go back to doing martial arts 3 times per week or more, and that ought to do it.
Good luck, and I hope you find something that works for you.
"The mind works quicker than you think!"
Jump rope is highly highly underrated. It is pretty much a total body workout.
Try jump roping for 3 minutes straight - you'll definitely feel like you've just been jogging for about 15-20.
If it becomes to easy - wear some weight. You could probably do it without even buying dumbbells. Just be creative.
I am in a similiar situation to you. I was very worried about going to the gym and didn't want the outsiders to see me. I'm an IT nerd that lives and works where others don't want to see.
I started working out in a local gym and just had to say "fuck it" if anyone judged me. They are going to judge me worse on the street that at the gym.
Since starting 5 day a week ellpytical (700 or so calories per go) and cutting my caloric intake I've dropped 30 lbs. I feel a lot better, more confident and a lot more virile. I've also noticed that I get along with women better.
I still have a long way to go (70 or so lbs) but it's getting there.
I suggest the elliptical. I was nervous at first because I had never used one, but it's extremely low impact and I can burn a lot of calories and still feel good in the morning. The treadmill hurts quite a bit. On the other hand I've dropped my 2 miles time by 4 minutes since starting working out, and I'm feeling a lot better in physical situations.
I suggest all geeks do it.
Also, if this post didn't make a lot of sense, I'm sorry. I've been out drinking with a woman! Yes, an actual woman, Slashdotters!
Another reason to work out!
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I lost 50 pounds before I even thought about changing my eating habits. There are a lot of muscle groups that cycling doesn't help. For those there's Yoga.
There's more to it than this.
I don't have to exercise, I was born this sexy.
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What's the first thing you learned to do after walking, talking, and coding... probably running!
Cheap (you have a pair of shoes that aren't Homer Simpson slippers, right?)
Solitary (you can run down back alleys or in circles around your house/apartment/cubicle)
Still hang onto your geeky side (track your miles with an exercise log and graph and analyze your data)
http://dragondoor.com ... Kettlebells will kick your butt. Proper training is like wind sprints in how much it taxes your system. Very effective and can be done in a room with 6 or so feet of free space.
Stair walking is fabulous exercise. If you have a townhouse with a few flights or live or work in a tall building you are all set. When I was really into this I would typically do 52 flights (4 times up and down a 13 storey building). This is very demanding exercise and I believe it is not recommended for people with heart problems.
My exercise is to try and burn up bicycle brakes on the way back from a 6000 foot to 8500 foot climb.
A boring video of part of the ride back down is here, where I hit 40mph.
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I found what may be the perfect exercise routine for an introvert who doesn't want to buy a lot of equipment...
Shovelgloving
I would suggest performing a series of small steps to improve all around health. Like...
My top weight was 197 when I was in my late twenties. I knew the longer I waited the tougher it would be to lose weight. I'm 33 now and weight 157 and feel awesome. I lost the first half of my weight through exercise, but the second half was due to quality eating once I was married.
Good Luck,
Brian
Maybe you still have a skateboard in the basement? Or rollerskates? A BMX? The most important thing is that you are having fun.
Then find a way to do it someplace where no critical mass to make you feel uncomfortable gets together.
Personally I chose BMX Flatland. I hardly ever find anyone to do it with. And there always is a parking lot empty enough to just go out and give the same trick try after try after try... Most introverted sport I can think of, too. It's just you and your bike.
It's good for engineering geeks, lots of right angles, physics, and sometimes weapons. Practicing kata can often resemble programming in logo.
There's plenty of stuff for your mind to focus on, so it's not boringly repetitious like I find other sports like jogging or going to the gym.
If you're not into competition, try to find the more traditional "ITF" style, which is more into practical self defense. The "WTF" style ("world taekwondo federation") is more focused on scoring points in competitions.
A lot of the meditation and focus stuff resembles overclocking your body... if you think about it, you're only using a fraction of your lung and brain capacity most of the time. So if you start with concentrating on breathing fully, you'll find that you get more control of the involuntary bodily functions such as circulation to your brain, internal muscle tension, and how to clear out that and other blocks that just add stress and impede you.
the thing that kept me from straying from my exercise routine was to get a cross-training treadmill with a suitable bookholder that could hold a laptop. i put a piece of foam to cushion it to keep the vibrations from interrupting the hard drive. if it wasn't for this, i would be way to bored to stick to my regimen. don't use your shiny new macbook pro tho. foam or not, i wouldn't advise using any laptop that you really care about. i typically have a really old skinny vaio at any given time that i use for this purpose. i use it till it craps out and have had to replace the hard drive periodically. but the entertainment value has been worth it. i took about 30 lbs. off this year.
Get one of those high tempo pilates videos, and follow along. Oh, and don't forget to close the blinds...
Do what I call the Balboa Exercise Program. Forget machines, run around the streets, randomly do pushups, pullups or situps to the side, randomly grab a heavy log to carry on the back while running, run up stairs, and--of course--finish your workout with a burst of sprinting ending at the top of the local mountain!
Tsunami -- You can't bring a good wave down!
Find and join the closest local rowing club. You might be surprised to find that there is one pretty close to you even if you live far from a major body of water -- it doesn't take much.
Crew is one of the most intense athletic sports that activates pretty much every muscle on your body. You will learn a new level of pain and suffering while you push your VO2 max to new heights and you'll love it. The aerobic/anaerobic demands and technical complexities of rowing seriously challenge both mind and body.
It's also curiously one of the most GEEK-laden athletic sport activities anywhere. Most of an 8-man boat will be introverts just like yourself, most usually highly educated, and most highly obsessive-compulsive on technical proficiency. Rowing is also in the minority of sports where you can be competitive well into old age given how much a factor experience plays -- e.g., a 50 year old rower with 20 years experience can often wipe the floor against a 24 year old that has only a couple years experience.
"Athletes row, everyone else just plays games."
Cheers!
Sean
I had not worked out for years, and I guess I just needed some fun in doing it. I got into one of the Les Mills programs. Inexpensive and fun. I'm now into Body Combat and Body Attack.
www.lesmills.com
Find a gym that offers a boxer's workout. If you're a huge introvert, maybe you can just observe. Or use the below as a starting point for a home work out, although I find having a trainer/instructor shouting "no loafing! on your toes! guard up! relax those shoulders! give it all you got!" at you and giving pointers on form is invaluable. The ones I've participated in do a really good mix of cardio/strength/resistance exercise. They are usually based upon some sort of work/rest period, kind of like rounds. You do work for 2/3 minutes, then rest for 30 seconds, then do it again.
It varies depending on what condition you start with and there are modifiers for almost everything if you can't do the full motion for any given segment, but a sample workout might be... Stretching, then 5 minutes of shadowboxing to warm up. 2-3 rounds of jump rope or sprinting around the gym. 6-12 sets of 10 pushups with some variations like planks and three steps thrown in. Sometimes they'll break it up so you do 30-60 up front and then 30-60 at the end when your arms are exhausted. 5-6 rounds on various heavy bags, working combos, and concentrating on good footwork, breathing, and keeping your guard up. Sometimes the instructor will have you do the last 30 seconds of a round in a constant give-all-you-got punching on the bags. A round or two one-on-one with the instructor with him wearing focus pads and leading you through combinations. A round or two of speed bag. Some TRX or other resistance training. 3-4 laps of lunge squats or barrel-crawls up and down the gym. Then there are the crazy exercises like "pick up chickens" or "chase the rabbit" that are just excuses to have you move around, wear yourself out and increase endurance. During most of this they put emphasis on staying on your toes and keeping your guard up, i.e. keeping your hands up to protect the face, which are most of the time wearing 16oz gloves. That alone is harder than you think. You will be sore the next day. I keep thinking I'll get used to it, but what tends to happen is I'm just able to go a bit further and harder in the workout than the week before.
It is the only workout I've never grown bored with. Some are more seriously oriented to boxing and some are more of a toned down aerobics kind of thing, it depends on the gym and the trainer. The equipment doesn't cost much (basic equipment such as gloves, wraps, and a jumping rope will set you back $60 or so, if you want a home gym a heavy bag and mounting equipment maybe double that, a round timer costs $20 for a personal one that works well, and then you can add speed and focus bags if you want). You don't need weights or lots of special equipment. It does an excellent job getting you into shape, toning, increasing muscle mass, and I find it is a good confidence builder and healthy outlet for aggression. I tend to do it Mondays and Fridays, which is good for dealing with a crappy Monday and blowing off steam to relax before the weekend, and I find that's about the recovery time I need in between the full workouts. I do some heavy bag work, pushups, and jump rope on the off days.
Again, you can do it by yourself but working with a trainer and some fellow "boxers" is the most fun. At my gym it is a nominal add-on fee to my membership to take the courses.
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If you don't enjoy it, you won't do it. I used to run because I enjoyed the competitive aspect of it. My knees got bad. Now I hike. Sometimes I take pictures when I hike. When I lived in the East, I drove to the Blue Ridge and hiked it. Now I hike on the beach. I go where I want to go. I don't need anybody telling me to do it.
The best excercise plan in the world falls apart in short order if you take no pleasure in it.
It's not quite so convenient to have to drive to a hiking spot though. So yes, I'm always on the lookout for some activity that's good excercise; but it's also got to be fun, otherwise I know I'll just get bored and/or frustrated and quit.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
If you aim your bicycle toward an ice cream treat or good pizza someplace across town you develop a Pavlovian positive link between eating good food and cycling. It turned me from a 250lb fatso to 210lb cycle freak with a resting heart rate of 55 and rock hard thighs the size of tree trunks that my wife seems to approve of(she looks amazing too). It took a few years but I am much more chilled out and I have been saving lots of fuel since our car is now only used for vacations. It is great, I can move faster than cars most places except on the highway. It helps that Portland Or metro area likely the bike friendliest city in the USA and public transit allows cycles on busses and light rail.
yup, that's what i do. i have the similar problem of putting up weight while sitting all day long at home working. therefore, since the past three weeks, i have been waking up early in the morning to jog on and off for anywhere from thirty to forty-five minutes. i can already perceive the difference.
Swim, bike, run. The swimmers are the geeks of the athletic world because swimming efficiently requires good analytical skills. The same can be said for cycling, especially if you build or repair your own bike, learn to true wheels, calculate gear ratios, etc. Then there's the planning for each transition and how to distribute your effort throughout (or on a really long course, how to eat while you're on the go [mostly on the bike]). And you might be surprised how many really overweight people are out racing in triathlons. It's very inspiring, even though I've always been underweight to average. I also used to have an aversion to the outdoors. I liked swimming because it was indoors. We have a treadmill, exercise bike, and trainer (to use a real bike) in the basement. Now I can't stand working out indoors (even when it gets well below freezing out). There also seem to be disproportionate numbers of engineers and IT/IS types in triathlon. Ditto for bicycle commuters.
Programmers in mirror are brighter than they appear
I was 145lbs once and could eat anything I wanted and it didn't matter. Then I hit my mid 20's and I started adding on weight. One day I woke up and was 200lbs. What I found to work great is a balanced approach. Cut your caloric intake, add muscle mass, and do cardio! If you do those three things you will do great. But, (for me), I found that if I fail to do just one of these three things, I can't keep the weight off. You need to make a lifestyle change, not just diet for a bit to lose the weight then forget about it. Example: Stop drinking soda. I used to drink 2-3 cans of soda a day. Now I drink 0. Done with soda. Cutting a few hundred calories can go a long way. Its easy for men to gain muscle mass. And having more muscle burns more calories throughout the day. Goto the gym. Honestly, most of the people are JUST LIKE YOU.
Do what I do... get some poundin' beats happening and just dance away at home to them. The neighbours might not fully appreciate your choice of music, but stuff 'em! If you're not into that, could always go to a rave / dance club and dance away. I also walk to and from work every day and own a bike which I take out on weekends.
Ok forget the gym, it's a waste of money. If you want to do weight training I suggest you get some free weights. If not biking is fine. Get a decent mountain bike. You can bike wherever you go the longer the better. The key here is length of time not always the speed. If you can't talk while you bike easily then you're working too hard. You want aerobic exercise. If you live where there is snow in the winter than you can walk during the winter, trust me you get a good workout walking int the snow. A mountain bike will help you with lean long muscle mass. Try to get at least 30 minutes exercise but one hour is preferable. On the weekend you could go for a few hours it is such a good feeling. Now the most important is the diet. First of all drink at least 8 cups of water through out the day. Start taking coconut oil this will increase your metabolism. Avoid processed foods, especially with sugar and high fat. Stay away from cheese and other high fat foods. Flax oil and olive oil are other healthy oils you should consume. When you first wake up you should drink a cup of water. Then make something to eat. Oatmeal is nice, so is Quinoa. You want high fiber/protein foods which includes grains, fruits and vegetables. Eat plenty of vegetables and fruits. Learn to eat every 2 to 3 hours, 5 to 6 times a day this will increase your metabolism. This trick alone helped me lose 10 lbs with no exercise at all. So let's say you will be consuming 1900 calories which pretty lowest you should go. So you divide that by 6. So you will want to eat about 316 calories every 2 to 3 hours. Fruits are very easy to carry with you so those would be great in between the mail meals. Also when you do exercise do different ones don't just stick with one exercise your body will get used to the same exercise and you won't see the benefits as much. Good luck!
I have become a fan of the Kettle Bell - which is a cannonball with a handle. I have done (and continue to do) intense cardio exercise including marathons,triathlons, etc.. and they are great. Off season I have taken to using the kettle bell as my exclusive fitness and it is amazing. Russians have used them for two centuries, and there is a fair amount of hype around them ("Secrets of the Soviet Supermen" ) but the essential fact of swinging a 15-50 pound weight over your head is fast, fun and works both aerobic and anaerobic systems. More info (and hype) here: http://www.dragondoor.com/ You can get similar things for half the price at Target, Sports Authority and such, it is just a lump of lead..but the instructional DVD from Pavel is the best so you may as well pay him the extra $20 or so. I can get a great workout in 15-30 minutes with one piece of equipment the size of a grapefruit and about an 8-9 foot high space to work out in.
Fidgeting burns calories..
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get my exercise by running to the bathroom after a nice Promyvion(FFXI).
Also there's a few other things that shouldn't be mentioned(and no it doesn't start with an M or anything along those lines)
Personally, I find that volunteering at a wolf centre each Sunday does the trick for me. A couple of hours spent walking the wolves through woodland seems to keep the weight off!
Remember that diet is important. Myself, I have two grandparents with colon cancer *and* my father has had polyps removed. Colon cancer is one of the most common cancers, despite its lack of media attention.
Go get an Oster steamer or other easy-to-use and clean steamer appliance for $30. I have a head of broccoli, a carrot, and a sweet pepper (any color but green) for flavoring, plus lemon juice and non-salt seasoning. If you hate the taste of vegetables, steaming and lemon juice will kill the flavor, especially if you steam it for a long while. (This will destroy nutrients, but that's what vitamins are for...)
Besides increased fiber, I also notice that I eat less carbohydrates this way, removing further calories.
In addition, I swim an hour almost every day. Swimming is one of the few exercises that works on every muscle of the body, and is good if you have a back problem. And, if you have a comfortable pool, you don't have to deal with sweat. Use a foam "noodle" when you're tired so you can swim at a more relaxed pace.
Good luck!
I notice that geeks are either blobs or superathletes. One of the simplest things to do is get a dog. That gets you off your but and gives you a social playing card that makes people like you automatically. Otherwise, dont just join a gym, or your interest will wane for a while. Some basic light exercise every day is really important, and you have to do it for quite a while to see any benefit. Then start looking at your diet and increase your vegetable intake. Identify the crap you are eating and get rid of it. Dont be too hard on yourself on this whole process. It will take much longer than you expect.
Get some psytrance from Jamendo, stretch (especially your neck), turn off the lights, and just dance. An altered state of consciousness helps, but is not necessary.
I also wanted to get in shape and I didn't want to end up at a gym. I decided to go geocaching,, which gives me a reason to go and walk and it uses a high tech item for the search.
I have slowly lost weight but the biggest difference is increased stamina, i.e. I don't get out of breath going up and down the stairs at work. And I've discovered some nice places to walk in my city. I also walk on a treadmill at home but the outdoor hikes are what has done me the most good.
I used to be an adult but then I grew up.
It's the only time my mind actually shuts off. And it covers all the bases: cardio, strength training, and flexibility. 1.5 hours 3 times a week. And the classes are 75% women.
100% done at home.
Takes up very little space in my office.
Takes no more than 30 to 60 minutes.
You know you spend at least 60 minutes a night in front of the TV. Put a TV in your office or get a SlingBox and exercise while watching. So you know you have NO EXCUSES like not having time, or not being able to get to the Gym.
Equipment:
1)Simple Small Weight Bench with Incline Capability
2)A set of dumbbells, 10 to 50 lbs set. ;)
And a dumbbell rack that fits against the wall.
You can buy them by the pound at a local sporting goods store and its cheaper than you think. Get up to 35lbs, and go back for the 40-50 lbs sets when you're stronger
3)Some kind of Cardio Machine.
I use an exercise bike, but a treadmill
elliptical, or rowing machine is also good
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Regimen:
Weight Training 4-days per week.
Cardio 3 days per week.
Rest for 1 day.
Note: It's not 8 days, because on Sunday I do Cardio in the Morning, and Weights at night.
For Weight Training Days I focus on a muscle group, alternating Cardio days.
Day 1: Cardio and Arms (Sunday)
Day 2: Cardio
Day 3: Chest
Day 4: Cardio
Day 5: Lower Body
Day 6: Shoulders
Day 7: Rest
I do 6 sets of at least 5 different exercises.
Add Push-Ups to every day for a great upper-body feel.
Google around for good dumbbell exercises. Also Look up "Vic's Natural" on YouTube for good demonstrations of exercises.
Diet: Eat right
Don't skip breakfast.
Chicken is your best friend.
Lots of veggies: Bag Salads are your friend.
Cut out the crap: (those snacks you eat while coding).
I also add a protein shake or 2 per day.
Get them cheap at Wal-Mart.
As often as possible Replace your at-home cardio with an actual bike-ride, run, basketball game with friends, some kind of outdoor activity to avoid boredom.
Take before pictures, weigh yourself once a week, and track your workouts and progress in a spreadsheet.
Do this for 16 weeks and You Will Feel AWESOME, and you'll never go back.
Once you conquer this idea that being a geek and an introvert makes it difficult to exercise, you're home free. Consider an elliptical, they're low impact, compact, and 30mins four days a week does wonders. Beyond that, Find yourself some open space, a nearby nature preserve or hiking trail for example. It's great for the mind as well as the body.
Just as much as you can't develop a full blown application while on the bus, you can't expect incredible results from working out for a few minutes at home. You need to put in some serious effort to see changes. I go four times a week to the gym. I understand that this isn't possible for everyone, but even going just once a week and putting in a solid workout would be better than doing a few situps and pushups every night. Of course, if you are gaining weight, you need to eat less/use more energy. If you want more muscle or more toned muscle, you need to weight train. I'd recommend a three day plan: two days to spend with weights on your entire body, a few sets for each body part, and a third day for some light cardio. Don't forget that with the extra exercise, you might need to eat a little more. Aim for more frequent, but smaller meals.
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I do many kinds of exercise (biking, weights, cardio, regular yoga etc.) and have been physically active for many, many years. By far the most effective and pleasing exercise available is Bikram Hot Yoga. It's growing in popularity, so there should be a studio near to you.
The routine is carefully designed to work from the inside out, top to bottom, and to increase flexibility, strength, and circulation. Almost any ailment you may have will be addressed - its hard to oversell the benefits as it engages the entire body.
If you google 'hot yoga' or 'bikram' and your area I am sure you can find classes. However, not all hot yoga is Bikram (I have also tried Moksha, for example), but the Bikram routine I find far superior. I would strongly recommend it for everyone as it sheds weight, strengthens muscles, and improves joints considerably.
With a wireless mouse I can stay in constant slow motion on this thing for long stretches of time. Otherwise I just swivel my screen 45 degrees and work from the couch.
The only exercise I get is walking along railway platforms. When you're commuting for a total of five hours a day, on top of your eight hour working day, there's not much time left for anything other than sleeping and eating.
Unfortunately the lack of exercise is my major problem.
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To quote Dogbert, I think you misunderstood your question. If you're exercising to get in shape, you're already setting yourself up for a failure.
You must find something that you enjoy doing, and then do it because it's fun!
I never exercise. But most weeks I play badminton once, floorball once and volleyball once. During vacations I often go downhill skiing or windsurfing. And somehow I miraculously manage to stay in shape!
For a more concrete recommendation; take a beginners class in Lindy Hop. It's fun, it's a good workout and you get to meet girls. And there's always a shortage of guys.
Have fun!
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Drink less beer. *shudder*
And in my spare time, I punch out horses... in 2nd Life.
I've been doing a program called Crossfit that has really kicked my ass into shape. The bad news is that it requires either going to the gym or buying/building a modest home gym with some basic equipment, and it's also not for the faint of heart (although anyone can do it). The good news is that it's quick (about 30 minutes a day), effective, and fun.
Crossfit is an exercise program developed by the same trainers that worked with the cast of 300. It focuses on functional movements and intense weightlifting/cardio combination workouts. It keeps things interesting by prescribing a new workout each day. Before this starts sounding too much like something I'm being payed to say, I think I should mention that it's completely free. Check out their website http://www.crossfit.com/. Make sure you look for the scaled workouts on their forums though, the ones they post on the main site are for superhuman monster athletes.
What the parent says about Tai Chi is mostly true, but I should add:
Ive been learning Tai Chi for over a year now, and am only just past Ward Off Right. I have a close friend who has been at it for 8-9 years, and only knows 80-90 moves.
You are truly doing yourself no favors by rushing to learn all 108.
I've done http://simplefit.org/ for a while, and am now doing the 100 pushups (http://hundredpushups.com). Both done easily enough in the privacy of my own home office, neither take tons of time, and virtually no gear required (I did buy a $19 pullup bar at Target).
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The "Body for Life" book has a great collection of exercises that can be done with a small set of weights. All of these can be done in the comfort of your own home.
To maintain great shape though, you will also have to find some way of doing cardio. Swimming or treadmill are a great way to exercise without having to talk with people.
How do geeks workout? Well, with the Geek Workout of course. All it takes is a couple of bottles of Mt. Dew as weights!!!
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I work in the JAG Corps for the US Army, so I don't get the benefit of long mandatory ruck marches every other week or dismounted patrols, and since I'm not allowed to get in trouble, no "extra" push-ups. So I had to self motivate a bunch to improve my fitness level past the mininum standards.
The military has all kinds of free resources online if you want to find out what their workout recommendations are. Its good enough to have made millions of people physically fit and lean enough to fight over time. I recommend going here where they break down the actual manuals the US Army and US Marine Corps use. In standard Army fashion, its broken down into super bite size chunks of instructions so any officer can do it.
Also, check out this PDF file where it outlines a day to day Army regimen for 3 months. It's aimed at people who haven't yet joined the military, but are waiting for their time, like high school seniors, or people waiting on wiavers. It's group oriented, but the majority of it can be done alone.
Also, most of the exercises are done without anything to assist you. The only two things in the Army they ever use for exercise in addition to your body weight are your weapon, and someone else. So when I exercise in my house, or CHU in Iraq, I do timed sets in this order: situps, push-ups, crunches, wide arm pushups, obliques, close hand push-ups, flutter kicks, dips (on the edge of my bed/cot). I repeat until I can't do 5 of a given exercise. Doesn't take 30 minutes, since I don't rest between sets.
And for running? Go get a treadmill and listen to podcasts. My wife sends me a CD with a month worth of podcasts that I put on my iPod to listen to. I am entertained enough where I don't mind running in place. But the ideal is to run outside since your joints become stronger from actually running on surfaces that are not perfect, just like free weights versus machines.
You need to run more than you do muscular endurance training. It's the only way to shed pounds. Run 4 times a week, and do muscular endurance 3, with the third day being when you do both running and muscular endurance on the same day. Rest on Sunday. I've gone from 220lbs in June 2005 to 170lbs today. I could drop to 160 if I didn't have to do any work at all, just exercised and prepared all my own meals, instead of eating at the chow hall.
My last PT test, I did 80 pushups, 75 situps, each in two minutes, and then ran two miles in 13:45 minutes. And I trained up to that in as little as 4 months while being in Iraq. It works.
The article you reference seems to mostly refer to weightloss
for obese people and additionaly the difficulties in keeping that
weight off in the long-term. The OP doesn't have that problem,
he's just getting a little more spread out in his older age.
Although, everyone here is right. I shouldn't have said
"stop lifting." I should have said "Balance your excercise
out with some cardiovascular routines or other types of
exercise."
What I have noticed is that people have differing needs when
it comes to working out to stay healthy. Which is why I
consider it a good idea to talk to a professional about your
own needs and tailor a plan specific to your body.
1. Bike to work
2. Do 30-60 minutes of Wii-Fit every day.
So far I have lost 10 kg over the last 90 days this way.
I am lucky to have a weight bench with machine weights for about $50 used.
I also put together a cool system for my laptop. I downloaded Stepmania (Dance Dance Revolution for the computer) and installed about 700 songs and play on that every night. I haven't done it long enough to loose weight yet, but I've seen many news stories about ppl losing weight playing DDR. Also I bought a metal dance pad. I don't use the cloth as they are useless or need much modding before they can handle the heavy aerobic exercise without lifting up with your feet or just falling apart. The dance pad was around $200. Don't buy anything cheaper cause they are just not worth it for exercising. The software is free and I already own the computer.
Weight Training will build muscle and increase your metabolism, thereby increasing the number of calories burnt while sitting idly by at a computer. It's good to mix weight training(to increase the sedentary metabolism) and cardio(to burn calories effectively and keep your heart adn lungs strong). Don't misinform people that one is better than the other. If you're serious about maintaining a healthy body you need a proper mix of both.
Personally, I left weights twice a day, for about 20-30 minutes a pop. Simple excercises that work multiple muscles, one for the bicepts/tricepts/quadricepts, and one for my abs (situps are bad for the back). The fun part about doing excersises that work many muscles rather than focusing on one is that I can use minimal weights and get nice and toned without bulking up.
I walk almost everywhere I go, or at least make it a point to walk the parts of my trip which are in walking range, rather than take a bus to get there, while lugging around my backpack and 10-lbs knee-high combat boots.
I rollerblade, power-skating style (like you learn to do in atom-level hockey) to further destinations, works wonders for the legs and cardio, though a bike would be more convenient, and would extend my range considerably.
There's beer-league outdoor hockey in the winter.
And there's the wednesday nights dancing virtually nonstop from roughly 21h00 to 3h00, again, in knee-highs. if you've seen Batcave-style dancing, you know it's a full-body workout.
There's eating healthy. Not eating enough is just as harful as eating too much (more harmful, I'd say, since your stomach doesn't start eating itself when you overeat).
And finally, there's the girlfriend and/or boyfriend, yeah yeah, this is Slashdot, where people don't get laid, but whatever, fix the intoverted thing, beer-league and actually going outside to excercise helps with that.
It sounds like you want to weight train. Clearly there are problems with doing that at home. There are gyms that cater to women's sensitivities about being observed during exercise (eg Curves) but none for men, as far as I know. If you are a woman, then go to Curves. If you are not a woman, and you have flex time, I recommend going to the gym about 10 in the morning. I think it's likely you'll be virtually alone. If you are resolute about staying home, then it sounds like you need something like Bowflex, or a small private "garage gym." Consider getting advice from a professional, such as a personal trainer. This is a one-time expense that may have lasting benefits.
So do what I do: learn yoga on the internet. Yep, I'm serious. I'm a naturally thin sometime computer programmer like you; though programming is not the name of my field, it certainly takes the bulk of my time, and I've been developing the posture to show for it. Going to the gym is no longer convenient for me either, since I don't like the inconvenience and overhead of changing clothes and running down to the gym and back in the evening. So two years ago I took up yoga, yielding reluctantly to my sister's recommendation over my misgivings (doesn't doing yoga turn you into a hippie??). It has profoundly changed my body and my body image; from the start, week by week I found aches and pains disappearing, my gait smoothing, a hitch in my hips gone. My posture improved too. And then much to my surprise, it has been changing my body shape. I have added breadth to my shoulders and definition to my upper back; my middle is thinner, my thighs are squaring up, and without more props than a mat to sweat all over. I've nerdishly measured my heart rate to stay steady between 150 and 180 once I get warmed up, too.
Here's the best part: you can do what I did and learn yoga for free from a video podcast, in the privacy of your own home. Regular guy Chaz from Kentucky has been putting out a weekly 20-30 minute yoga lesson as a video podcast for several years now, and it's free and available either through iTunes or from yogamazing.com . I've saved a library of old podcasts and usually go through two or three at a time. I can't say enough good about Chaz, the podcast, or yoga as exercise for the shy nerd.
Or StepMania, which means you can run it on your normal computer and have a wider selection of songs! ~ nazonazo mitaini chikyuugiwo tokiakashitara - minnade dokomademo ikerune? ~ Oh, did I mention it's free software?
If you have the money go out and pick up a set of dumbbells and maybe a bench. Here's a routine http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/randy29.htm (don't let the "bodybuilding" scare you away the routine is for beginners) Resistance training is supposed to boost your metabolism, so it (combined with cardio) is typically the best way to lose fat. You could do the above routine 3 days a week on non-consecutive days in the comfort of your own home and it would probably only take about an hour or so.
As for cardio you could walk, run, bike, maybe purchase an exercise bike if your climate isn't hospitable for walking/running/biking all year round. You could do cardio every day if you want to, but that might be extreme, maybe just on days you're not lifting weights.
It sounds kind of non-geeky at first, but for the past several years I (and many other geeks) have found swing dancing an excellent way to take care of both exercise and socialization with one stone. I actually started with DDR, and somehow ended up transitioning from that to actual dancing...
For whatever reason, there seems to be a surprisingly large amount of overlap between the populations of geeks and swing dancers -- maybe it's because swing dancing is a rather interesting finite state machine? In my experience the number of IT and programming folks in the swing dance community is quite high compared to the general populace.
Swing dancing involves a wide range of muscle groups, and can be quite athletic, especially when one is dancing the more fast-paced variants like Lindy Hop or Jive. Also, many of the best swing dancers are rather heavy-set, so having a large amount of weight isn't thought of negatively in the scene. An added bonus to swing dancing is that there's usually a drastic surplus of women and a shortage of men, so it's an excellent way to meet women. ;)
It doesn't matter too much what you do, just get your heart rate up for at least 30 minutes per day.
I recommend getting out of your house, walking/jogging/running/bike riding.
If you really can't bear the sunshine, you can try the 5bx program, it was developed by the canadian military for desk bound people who need to be fit.
http://www.gettingfitagain.com/5bx.php
As a side note, I joined a gym this year, and am really enjoying use of the machines and classes as well as the childcare to give me the time to do it in the first place.
Not all gyms are scary places, there are often local gyms that cater different audiences, and you could probably find one where you would fit in.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
Use a threadmill with 2% incline. Or go outside and run. Many many IT people are running these days. It is good execise, gives blood to the brain, more daily energy etc.
And if you run more than about 45 minutes, your body will actually start prioritizing fat over sugar as energy (being afraid the muscles will steal all sugar from the brain). The first 5-10 times you go over the magic point, you will probably feel dizy and very tired. Try to get at least one 10-15 km run in per week, and then 2 times 30-40 minutes to keep in shape.
Ah, these repetitive mouse clicks sure do the trick.
(Disclaimer: I'm no scientist. Well, a computer scientist. But that doesn't apply here.)
Don't you mean "Damn it, I'm a computer scientist, not a doctor"?
Stronglifts 5x5 - http://stronglifts.com/stronglifts-5x5-beginner-strength-training-program/
The Hacker's Diet - http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/www/hackdiet.html
I used these two as a guide and have gone from 6'2" 165lbs squatting 100lbs to squatting 210lbs in less than three months. Feels awesome.
I got a newer Exercycle, only cost $350 NZ, lets say $300 American, and I have lost an incredible amount of weight, I couldnt be more grateful. And now I dont even notice my feet pedalling at 35+KM an hour, I just read my Wikipedia entries etc that have built up :)
I hope at least one person who would like to lose weight reading this decides to give this a shot :) Its easy, just start with say 10KM a day and work it up over a few months. Good luck!
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Just *do* something that you find fun enough to keep up. Unless you're really into pushups, they won't last. I play tennis (hard!) for at least an hour a day and I walk or bike to work.
Also, don't be a lazy ass. Walk up the stairs.
Do you really need someone to tell you this?
When you start it looks for all the world (at least the legs portion) like aerobics with barbells, but it's an incredibly good workout, both for cardio and resistance training. Plus your class is likely to be all women, most in good shape, except perhaps for the odd male elite athlete. As a side benefit, the all women thing will help tone down the pathological introversion a bit.
Apart from biking everywhere, my non-geek hobby is dancing. Started with Scandinavian folk dance and standards (Foxtrot, Tango, Waltz), now also learning Rock&Swing (Boogie-Woogie and Lindy Hop).
I consider dance sport a superb overall exercise, and it also improves memory, agility and balance aswell as social skills and self confidence. Yes, and there are lots of girls at the dance practise.
Everyone here keeps talking about weight lifting or other types of exercise. There's a better way.
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Shoplifting
Hear me out
If you get away with it, your heart rate will be racing so fast. That's got to count as some kind of super workout (without the physical strain!).
If you do get caught, you'll have REAL motivation to RUN, RUN, RUN!
Step aerobics at home is cheap (even the brand name Reebok step is not too expensive) and quiet. Find a boring routine from the internet that doesn't strain anything and do it while watching TV.
New! windowless rooms for ugly exercisers!
Good suggestions from the comments, and I'll add one that I'm trying as a start:
A Hundred Push-ups
The intent, if I read the site correctly, is a simple regimen to (re)introduce fitness training principles into one's life, and to build confidence. After struggling to lift water bottles at my office, I figured this would be a good way to start.
Emphasis on start, as neither I nor the site will claim that this will turn you into Conan-era Schwarzenegger, or Richard Simmons.
"We are Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Competition is futile."
All people are lazy, especially when it comes to physical training. In my opinion the most important thing to remember when starting an exercise programme is that it is never the single work-out that is important. The only important thing is that you want to do exercise tomorrow as well.
In short I think many people (I have been one of them) start working out with some kind of efficiency thinking, when in fact you should concentrate on keeping up the good behavior.
And also running is not suitable for everyone. Walking is enough for many people who are not in good shape.
Also, buy good shoes. If the shoes are cheap, they are not good.
Archive the data on a couple old Amigas. Place the Amigas on one side of the room (A 2000 and a 4000) and locate your primary computer opposite of them. Then proceed to archive both Amigas' harddrives to your primary machine via floppy disk. When you start to find the workout becoming less challenging, begin moving the Amigas farther away, perhaps even to the bathroom. If even this starts becoming effortless, limit yourself to one diskette. Oh, and don't forget the 2000's other SyQuest cartridge in the box I provided.
I'm 61. Squat 150, dead 150, curl 45 ... I'm a strong old man. Go here:
http://exrx.net/WeightTraining/Instructions.html
Use a standard deck of playing cards. Each suit represents an exercise, and each value represents the number of repetitions.
Shuffle and enjoy.
An example: http://www.ehow.com/how_2100794_cardio-circuit-workout-deck-cards.html
Yes, I too find it completely effective to dismiss stated the preferences and core personality characteristics of others rather than taking them seriously.
He is taking them seriously. The gym is the perfect place for an introvert.
Put on headphones. No-one there wants to talk to you, at all. Many of the people there are already introverts so it's not like you're alone.
It would be ideal to go to a non meat-market gym (like Ballys), find something like a local community gym. They are cheaper anyway. If you don't have to talk to a trainer to join, you've found the best place.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Get a big book. Get a really big book. Now, pick it up to start reading it. Put it down again. Pick it up. Put it down. Rinse, repeat.
"Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?"
No. And frankly, that would be really rather damn depressing, wouldn't it?
You live (I guess) in the United States, so - let's see, how to put this - even if you're a tad over the optimum weight for your height, you are hardly going to represent a shocking sight to the local populace, let's face it. Get your ass outside and do something in the open air. Also, I find it a bit odd that just because you self-identify as a 'geek', your exercise must be geeky. Huhwha? I work for a Linux company. For exercise I play tennis most days and swim 2-4km every two to three days. Exercise isn't rocket science - just do something that tires you out, for an extended period of time. Voila, exercise! Best make it something you enjoy, otherwise you'll start to hate it in a remarkably short period of time, which for me at least rules out just about every form of 'indoor exercise' because they're repetitive, restricted and involve absolutely zero mental effort.
BTW, when people say they 'don't have time' to exercise, this usually means they don't want to, and not having time is a convenient excuse. It's amazing how few people 'don't have time' to watch TV, or read Slashdot.
I know, this sounds funny for any US citicen. But just walk to your office, don't take a car or bus. And walk home for dinner and back to the office again. And walk for shopping in the supermarket. No fake, I do all this here.
Barely.
Motivation is the killer. I found the only way to workout at the home was to completly internalize it as a habit. That means I get up and flop on the floor for push ups and other exercises first off. The only times I don't do it is when I wake up hung over. A great motivator is if you keep with it enough to see results. Once that happens it's like a chain reaction where you can't stop exercising to see what else gets unveiled by the receding fat.
Heres something I haven't seen mentioned yet: cycling while intoxicated is like barely illegal. I often engage in bar hoping on a bike. The only problem is your bike can go missing, and you have to convince the women to take you to their car. Though seeing as you're an introvert that probably isn't a problem.
Ohh and you might get killed. I forget that part a lot. Thats kind of a selling point to me though.
I'm 31, train two to three times week and am currently at 16% body fat (translation very healthy body fat level, with 6 pack etc). My job is a very sedentry IT job.
The four key items are
1) Quality not quantity
2) Consistency
3) Slow and steady
5) Adjust your eating
1) Quality not quantity
I have friends that go to gym/train every day and complain they aren't losing weight. The simple reason is they aren't doing quality excercise they are just wasting their time. Excercise (of any kind) is most effective at a certain level of intensity. A trainer is the best person to show you what this means. It will hurt at first until your body and mind adapt.
2) Consistency
This is important. Once you have your metabolism revved up you have to keep it running. Consistency forms habit, once excercise is a habit it becomes second nature.
3) Slow and steady
Weight lost quickly tends to bounce back. Weight lost slowly tends to stay gone for a number of reasons. Set reasonable goals for yourself. The first 6 - 12 weeks don't expect to see massive results as it takes time to properly build up your core fitness. Difference people lose weight at different rates, find what is comfortable for you and stick to it long term. Your results will be more permanent this way.
4) Adjust your eating
Excercise alone will improve quality of life(increased balance,stamina,strength,wellbeing). But to lose weight you have to drop your calory intake to less than your output. There are some simple rules for this.
- Eat six times a day (smaller meals more regularly increase your metabolism).
- Have a snack before bedtime (Research it if you don't beleive me)
Eat these
- Lots of fruit and veg
- Lean meat in moderation
- Small amounts of wholegrain cereals
Avoid these if you can
- Refined sugers
- Refined carbs (anything with white flour)
My personal recipe
Excercise
My preference is a combination of weights and cardio. The reasoning behind this cardio becomes more effecting the more lean muscle you have. Also improvements in core stabilizing muscles from the weights help huge amounts with the cardio workouts.
I see a personal trainer once a week to correct my technique and remind me what a quality workout is.
Tuesday - 1/2 Hour weights/strength session with trainer
Thursday - 1 hour at Gym (30min cardio, 30 min weights)
Sat - Cardio min 30min max 1 hour (depending on how I feel)
Mental tricks
I don't excercise at home. Because of the convenience I find it's too easy to put it off.
If I don't feel like excercising I do the following.
- Tell myself I'll just go to the gym for a light session to keep the routine.
- Once I'm at the gym and warmed up I tend to find I just go "hell I'm here now, mayswell do it properly".
Eating
A typical days food for me (ie today)
Breakfast - Soft poached eggs on multigrain toast no butter + Essential cappucino
Morning tea - Cheese and tomato on multigrain crackers with salt and pepper + Second Essential cappucino
Lunch - Chicken and salad sandwich no butter
Afternoon tea - Green apple, can of tuna (tomato and onion flavor) and a handful of roast almonds
Dinner - Grilled lambchops (two small chops) with a large salad and some couscous.
Bedtime snack - Bananna and warm milk
You won't necessarily burn off fat to the same extent as other exercises, but as a group we tend to be sitting in front of computers for years and getting really bad posture. If you combine that with exercising hard now without correcting your posture you are going to hurt something.
The other advantage of Tai Chi is that you will become more aware of your body and what your body needs (e.g. diet and exercise).
Make sure you get a good school and don't be afraid to ask about lineage, there are a lot of iffy teachers out there and you can damage your body if you do it wrong.
Be prepared to learn patience though, this is not like picking up a manual.
Be lazier, I simply can't be arsed to eat most of the time so consume only about a thousand calories a day, given my sedentary lifestyle this results in me being a twig.
I think Wii should work fine for geeks:) You can get a pretty good workout and retain the geek-factor.
Do it long enough and You can actually become Uber-Geek:P
I am 1/3 of the way through my first round of P90X and I can see a change in my muscles already.
www.beachbody.com
Having greater muscle volume does lead to greater calories burned without doing anything. This however is a pretty small gain. With aerobic exercise you can burn a ton of calories and most importantly you directly burn fat. When you burn the short term energy stores (sugar) of the body it effects you hunger. When you directly burn fat you feel less hungry after working out. This is why aerobic exercise is best for losing weight. Resistance training will work but it takes more will power.
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John Walker, one of the founders of Autodesk, has a pretty easy looking plan in his book, The Hacker's Diet . I haven't tried it myself, but I would if I didn't have wooden floors. :-)
The exercise I had was running. It didn't start out that way. I was very unfit. /(walking) at 70% or you maximum heart rate. for about 30-45 minutes 2-3 time a week.
However I had the sense to get a heart rate monitor.
Effectivly running
There have already been about a million comments about aerobic vs. weight training exercise, so I won't repeat that too much, but one thing I "discovered" which really helped is the Les Mills group exercise programs, especially my favourite, Body Combat.
It's basically doing martial arts moves to dance music. I'm a highly self-conscious introvert as well, so I could never get into any group exercise in the past, but BC is kind of "cool enough" that I feel less like some dick doing aerobics and more like a Shaolin monk doing a monastery training routine.
You might find it a little intimidating at first, so I would recommend, uh, grabbing some of the recent videos via bittorrent *cough* so you can check it out and get up to speed on the kind of moves you'll be seeing. I recommend grabbing the latest (36) off mininova or something. Watch it, go along with the moves until you're comfortable, and then find a gym nearby that supports it.
You might be surprised by how fun it is - and you can't beat doing it at a gym, with the super loud music and peer pressure to put in the effort. You will feel a lot less gay doing martial arts moves to music than the usual aerobics fare. Plus the people you'll find there are also usually pretty cool.
Plus, as everyone said already, ride everywhere you possibly can. If you can't ride in your area, vote with your feet (wheels?) and *move*. When I used to live in Japan I was about 5kg less than my current (western) location simply because riding everywhere was actually more convenient than any other method. That is the way it should be and now I try to match my lifestyle to the Japanese "experience" as much as possible. There's a reason fat Japanese are rare; less cars, basically.
Don't eat food which is ridiculously laden with fat - especially savoury fatty foods which are deceptive because you don't think of them as sweets. Chief offenders are things like pizza and crisps. Any food which is actually physically heavy is suspect and should probably be limited. Turn down all of that, and turn up the salads, and you might be surprised just how easy it is to keep the weight off and stay decently trim.
Eat reasonable food, ride or walk around as much as possible, and go to the gym a couple of times a week - chances are you'll have lost the weight and keep it off pretty quickly.
Let my new 7-digit UID be a lesson to all - write down your passwords.
I haven't had that much fun exercising before I started my Krav Maga training.
Kicks to the groin & elbows to the face FTW!
--Coder
If it's only about loosing weight - skip dinner. it's not easy sometimes, but do that a few months and those pounds will be wiped. Plus you have more time in the evening.
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I have been addicted to working out the last 9 years. There is no substitute for getting out of your house and going somewhere to exercise. Getting started is the hardest part, but after you start showing up regularly for a few weeks it will be old hat. It might also be helpful to keep in mind that nobody is paying attention to you anyway.
I suggest joining a gym and making a commitment to yourself to show up 3x a week. It might be a good idea to find a time when the gym is less crowded, for example after 8, when the after work crowd is leaving.
Start with machines, do a little of everything hitting all body parts. Finish off with 20 minutes of cardio. At this point it is getting your body used to weight training. Meanwhile, start reading about weight training on the internet, books, magazines. You can then start incorperating what you learn and figure out what you are trying to accomplish.
For me, working out regularly has given me a more positive outlook on life, a better body image, and less stress. I am not a super social person, but just going somewhere with other people around gives me a better feeling than spending the night sitting around my apartment.
Bike. Don't do it at home, get some sunlight/fresh air. You won't crumble to dust.
I don't do it on a very regular base, just about once a week, but if you get to something like 30km twice a week, you'll gain a lot of stamina, and of course loose some weight.
I like biking (fresh air, not some nonesense machine in the basement) because
- you can do it on your own
- it's really simpel, you don't even have to do a lot of warm-up - just start slowly
- it's fairly easy to keep the strain at good levels for your training, pulse between 130 and 140 and stuff
- you almost never will have any problems with muscle ache the next day, even if you drove a longer distance
Of course, this is not an option if you live in central New York, because of, well less fresh air and no really nice riding places?
~:-o
just play video games. www.stepmania.com
I can easily walk miles while staring at a DS or PSP
Until getting run over :)
I use the gamercize that I got from thinkgeek after reading about it on slashdot... 'Gamercize' Cardio at Our Desk
Pilates. Seriously. I started it when I got a bit older and started to listen to people telling me it was time to shift from emphasis on weight lifting toward flexibility. I can't get my head around yoga. But a masseuse told me Pilates is "Yoga for Geeks". I tried it. I love it. Get an instructor, learn, then do it on your own. Use the special equipment at the instructor's place, but you can do very effective mat work on your bedroom floor.
Think Yoga + calisthenics + isometrics + stretching + universal gym. It's really really really hard to hurt yourself. None of the exercises is high-rep. None is particularly strenuous. But after a 45 minute workout, you're completely wiped. It's great.
One of the best exercise thingies ever is the
Bullworker.
I've had one for around 30 years and it (and me) are both still going strong. It takes about 10 minutes a day, you can do it at home in privacy.
Great invention!
Smivs on the intertubes!
Climbing Mount Everest, K9, Mont Blanc and the Matterhorn all in a space of 2 months without the help of 200 carriers.
On a serious note, doing strenuous exercise in a place where there are lower levels of oxygen in the air will do wonders for your metabolism and stamina, and it will make you feel like a God down in the city.
As long as you don't live in La Paz, that is.
After finishing school, I was convinced I hated sport. What I actually don't enjoy are team sports, but that is all I really encountered at school. But there are a whole selection of sports that are a lot of fun by yourself, far more suited to an introvert. I used to orienteer - dashing around the woods by yourself with a map is fun, physical and works your mind at the same time. Trekking is often done best by yourself (or at least I prefer it that way) - you can spend days without meeting another sole if you can find the time. Cycling is also perfect. I've never got into road racing, but touring and mountain biking are fun and it easy to do a few mile after work in the summer. Get outside - there are less people around than you might expect and it's good for the sole. I find it gives my eyes a break and helps me focus on things further away than a monitor too.
Wow looks like this Q really touched a nerve with the Slash.Geeks, I'm sure pulling the chickens head off will help lose a few pounds, not sure if this is the best way to exercise but it's enjoyable.
From Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5BX
"The 5BX (Five Basic Exercises) Plan is an exercise program developed for the Royal Canadian Air Force (RCAF) by Bill Orban in the late 1950s.
The RCAF asked Orban to develop a fitness program for their pilots, a third of whom were not considered fit to fly at the time. The plan was innovative in two respects. Firstly, it did not require access to specialized equipment. Many RCAF pilots were located in remote bases in northern Canada, with no access to gymnasium facilities, so it was important to offer a means of keeping fit without their use. Secondly, the plan only required 11 minutes per day to be spent on the exercises."
The program can be downloaded in PDF form from the following location:
http://www.adam.com.au/wedesign/5bx.zip
James Bray
http://www.reeb.freeserve.co.uk
Another Idea for sporting geeks, Audio books! I an bored of doing the same routin in the jim or bike riding to work, but I listen Martin, Prachett and Asimov, so time flies by.
You can also get many course on tape and learn greek mitholegy or basic phisics while training.
Self-resistence isometric and isotonic training. Costs nothing, builds muscle efficiently, surprises your friends and balances your life. Also, you can do it while posting to /. from your basement ;)
I have recently invested in P90x which is available at www.beachbody.com and it has worked for me and a few of my friends.
i cycle everywhere, every day, that helps.
but really, get a 20$ pullup bar. you can stretch your back, and work your arms/abs/legs there
Find someone else who has more or less the same time of attendance. The idea is that you both get each other to go, so on an off day you will still get a call. Helps when your motivation isn't quite there that day.
Alternatively, find a sport you like. If you want your head to work as well as your body, do Tai Chi. If you want a physical workout but hate a gym, find a place where they teach climbing. Etc etc. Adjust your activity to suit yourself because if you don't like it, even the best motivation wears thin after a while.
And good luck :-)
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Read the book Escape Your Shape by Edward Jackowski. He's the original guy who divided people into four body types (hourglass, cone, spoon, and ruler). The whole book's worth reading, since he talks about why warm-ups and stretching are actually important, and helps you sort out which body type you are. Then for each body type he describes (and has pictures) of 3 workouts that are beginner, intermediate, and advanced. All can be done at home or in a hotel room. You sound like a ruler, 'cause you were naturally thin but started to gain weight (probably in the stomach and butt) as you got older. So your exercises are designed to take off the extra weight, build up your muscles, and strengthen your abs and hamstrings, since rulers tend to have a bit of back pain caused by weak abdominals. I really can't recommend the book enough. It takes about two hours to read and you can do all the exercises from home. Give it a shot for a month or so and if you see good results, stick with it, if not, you didn't do any harm.
http://simplefit.org/ This program is based on crossfit principles (worth reading up on) but uses simple exercises that you can do in your house (no equipment). By geeks and for geeks! You easily track your performance and there is a supportive community. Great way to get started if you're not near a crossfit gym and all the olympic lifts looks a bit daunting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu9Sq1RvuoA
www.rockbodyfitness.com I've been doing this guy's workout. The equipment needed is minimal, or stuff you can find around the house, and can be done in the privacy of your own home.
It's quite obvious, and I'm not trying to a smart ass about it... the best way to lose weight is to EAT LESS. It's really that simple. More exercise doesn't usually help people lose weight because people generally eat more when the exercise more. However aerobic exercise does make you healthier.
My favorite way to stay in shape is to do some manual labor. Being a programmer it is a rare gift to set out to do a task and actually finish it and feel some sense of accomplishment.
A friend of mine runs a Tile Flooring wearhouse, so when he gets stuck working a saturday i'll go help him move some 100 lb boxes around so he can get out of there sooner. Usually get paid in beer and Green's fees.
Personally I find running for the sake of running boring and can't make myself do it, especially on a treadmill. So for cardio I prefer paintball; being a life long FPS player paintball was a great fit. Lots of running and you get to bone up for your next Halo session.
John Walker's "The Hacker's Diet" includes a really good 15 minute progressive daily exercise routine that can be done anywhere, as well as an excellent technique for losing weight and keeping it off (clue - eat less!).
When I started to do yoga, I rediscovered my body.
Previously it was just a means to transport my brain from point A to point B and to control my fingers as brain-computer interface.
Now yoga showed me that there is more.
Choose the right style though, there are from simple meditation to strong aerobic styles.
In my opinion Power, Ashtanga, Iyengar are most demanding. In the USA, Power Yoga is well established. In Europe look for Ashtanga Yoga.
Atari rules... ermm... ruled.
Depending on how much weight you want to lose, something like Ballroom dance can be a great way to get some extra exercise. It's nowhere near as much of a workout as biking, running or lifting, but it is also a lot more interesting, and can be a surprising amount of exercise.
While I wouldn't say that being introverted is necessarily a "problem," if it's something you want to address, being more confident in your physical presence (especially in relation to another person) can make you feel better about being out in front of people.
It's a life-long skill, and I know of at least a few people who have started dancing competitively at around 50 to 60 and done quite well.
Why do you want to train like a geek?
Do you to look like one?
Well I for one don't, and I take my advice
from OL-lifters, Powerlifters and gymnasts.
Lots of info can be found online.
Geeks tend to focus to much on burning calories.
Focus more on strengthening muscles and joints
using free weights and even bodyweight by doing
whole body movements / functional stuff.
Best of luck.
Play Ultimate (http://www.ukultimate.com/what) It's so fun that I make time for it and I don't even notice the great work-out I get while playing.
Lindy Hop.
L.A., Seattle, San Francisco, New York, Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto, Vancouver, Victoria, Melbourne, Sydney, Stockholm, Seoul, Tokyo, and scores of other cities around the world have dance nights that are swarming with engineers.
Lindy Hop challenges both mind and body. As a Lead, you have to be aware of where all the other people around you are dancing; you have to choreograph an interesting sequence of moves in real-time (sometimes to songs you don't know); you have to know how to lead a variety of moves; you have to make the movement fit the music; you need to be creative; you must be responsive to the Follow (usually female).
Lindy Hop is simple on the surface, yet you can spend years learning its nuances and depth. When two great dancers find each other on the floor, a piece of art, three-minutes long, is created.
YouTube it. Find your local Swing Dance scene. Do it.
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So long as you're doing it right. Knee alignment is crucial in Tai Chi, and doing all those slow movements in a low stance over and over with your knees wrong will damage them very quickly. If you do do it, make sure that 1: You don't feel any soreness or aching in your knees during or after a session and 2: That the instructor teaches the importance of alignment and not stressing your joints. If he/she doesn't then I'd assume they don't know or don't care, either is bad.
Take your bike anywhere you go, and get a GOOD bike to make the it more enjoyable. Sell your car, and don't use public transportation. Your heart and mind will work better. Also, try to be more extrovert and you will be happier.
Beauty is in the beholder of the eye.
Get fit, while having an excuse to bring a GPS and Palm into the great outdoors. After I started, I found myself wondering why I didn't start earlier. http://www.geocaching.com/
I had to find out a system that works before i could commit to exercising. While I still don't like to exercise i have been able to keep it up 3 times a week (1 hour) for the last year.
Basically i treat myself to something i like during the exercise. While my method might not work for you in the same way, it has helped me greatly. They way i kept this up is by saving all the series i want to watch and only watch them during the workout. It might seem a bit weird, but it helped me a lot.
I do a start up of stretches, then some crunches after wich i hit the crosstrainer for half an hour. I finish up with 15 minutes of rowing and some cooling down stretches.
All in the comfort of my home, while watching my favorite series (i'm currently into Eureka) using second hand equipment. You'd be amazed how cheap second hand exercise equiment is, and most of it is allmost new.
Keep in mind though, that you will need to do this for as long as your have work that's not physically active.
"The Hacker's Diet" is another view, with commentary on how to manage what you eat as well:
http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/
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Swim, bike, run. Mostly bike since I like biking the most. I like the variation.
Sometimes I do a little strengt training, and when I do it is mostly core strength.
I myself have a "cobalt flux" metal ddr pad and a ps2... you wouldn't believe how many steps can be done, or how much you'll sweat in just a matter of minutes.. and it's in the privacy of your own home!
(Disclaimer: I'm no scientist. Well, a computer scientist. But that doesn't apply here.)
Don't you mean "Damn it, I'm a computer scientist, not a doctor"?
I guess he has PhD in Computer Science.
Also I've heard: the reserves of your body (fat) will only be used after about 20 minutes of constant increased energy use. So any fat burning will only start working after that time, before that your are just burning directly available energy (blood sugar, liver reserves, etc.). Make sure that you start biking and bike for more then about 15 minutes. Also, don't take the elevator is possible but that is just for fun ;-)
It may also be nice to draw a 30 minute radius on the map from your home and just bike to and from a random position on the map.
Good luck!
USB powered tens machine perhaps?
You are kinda going at it the wrong way buddy. Weight training builds muscle (and you tend to get heavier). Cardio burns fat. You need to get your heart pumping 120 beats per minute for at least 30 minutes (ok, 80-90 beats per minute for 2 hours is better). You will burn fat, build muscle, and keep most of the pounds off. I've been geek (hard core) since I was 15. Never had the luxury of being thin (although I was a lot less heavy than I am now when I was 19). I like to jump on the bike at least 2-3 times per week (for 1.5 hours or 28 kilometers ...17.36 miles). If you want to burn fat, its cardio. If you want to build muscle, weight train.
I was born slender and frail, and despite various attempts at sports and physical activites a a kid, I'd miss a lot gym classes due to illnesses.
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While shopping at a mall with my kid brother, i was beaten up around the age of 15. I guess i felt pretty weak and the knowledge that i hadent been able to defend my brother knawed at me since that incident. A friend who had had a run in with the same miscreants, suggested we took up karate: and so we did. It only lasted two years; but it taught me a bit about pressing myself physically.
Later my family moved to germany and my brother and I took up Kung Fu at a local school; that too only lasted a couple of years, but i felt fit and confident. I was still a geek, but a geek with a physical hobby (and a girlfriend
Karate and kung fu were great settings for physical training: Seeing others pushing themselves and managing inspired one to do more - and perhaps basic group instinct was enough: You felt you had to be able to cope too. There was also an air of mutual respect and acceptance: You felt rewarded for will and effort; not physical prowess.
Starting my studies in denmark, I stopped exercising. Due to a decently metabolism, i didnt gain much weight, but I lost stamina and strength. We dont have the same fastfood cultur here as in the US, but we're getting closed to it. Most students still cook their own meals.
Needing a break from the books, and getting a surprising mail from the army (prior to the draft being abolished), i decided i'd give it a go - in mycase it meant 8 months. Refusing, would just mean 8 months away from the uni else where. The draft instructions suggested to get in shape, prior to joining up: and so i started running and doing pushups and situps (something that karate and kungfu had taught me well).
This meant i was fairly prepared for the regular physical training at the army. It still turned out to be the most grueling physical experience i've been through, but that was mostly to painful marches, lack of sleep and stress (fear of heights + obstacle course = bruises and dread). It would have been hell, had i not shaped up for it. The army too, gave you that sense of "if the others can make it, I can too" notion: and that's what keeps you marching, or climbing some insane ladder to nowhere. We had an LT that loved push ups; so much in fact that our general training defeated other CO's attempts at intimidating us with such physical training: we could easily outdo the sergents and officers that put us to the test - and that gave us some basic pleasure. Spite - too - can be a great motivator.
Since the army I've tried to keep my fitness. Most people bulked up in there; and expanded their notions of limits. I've returned the uni, and work is close by: so I dont have the long walks i used to have, when i tended to lectures.
The way I keep fit: Twice a week (sometimes trice) I play badminton with a coworker. It only lasts and hour, but we've gotten really competitive. This does result in frustration tied to defeats (my coworker is better technically), but it also makes for great exercise. It's said to be the most energetic racket sport, save Squash. We work up a sweat every time.
Every other day i exercise at home, and with few means I've made my room a makeshift gym:
When i wake up, i do diamond pushups (40), while resting my feet on a chair. Then i handweigh lift (7 lbs each) I manage between 30 - 40. This is followed by 100 situps, which in turn is followed by 40 regular pushups, while resting the feet on the chair. Finally I do another set of handweights -usually only 30.
If you attempt something like this, and you're new at it; start off easy; with few brief sets. You may not be able to do regular push ups, but you can do them while resting on your knees. That's how most people start out. Handweighs are good because you can adjust them - and they dont take a lot of space. Home training takes a lot more disciplin: It's very alluring to skip ones program; and noone's monitoring you - but it's cheap and fairly effective and you dont have to worry about others looking.
Fitness does give one sense of added energy, and it doesnt hurt ones confidence. I recommend it.
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Check out cross fit [www.crossfit.com]. It will give you a full body work out under 20 minutes per day. Or, you can use the similar program, Jim Jones, which turned fat actors into spartan warriors (CGI helps of course) in a couple months.
But of course they won't produce lots of energy for no reason. Anyway muscle do use more energy at rest than fat mass, even if it's in the tens of kilocalories/day and kg muscle.
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After being pretty fit up until I was 20, I have slowly declined in the last 9 years. However I have just started doing the exercises in The Abs Diet and I am starting to lose a lot of weight round my stomach (and as a nice bonus my arms are getting bigger!). Don't need much room, a couple of dumbells and jog on the spot/star jumps/whatever for 5 mins just to warm up. Would also recommend Men's Health Magazine for motivation, every month in the UK edition they feature a guy who has lost X amount of stone and how he did it.
http://www.shovelglove.com/
Do something outdoorsy that you've never done before. Hell, do them all: Rock climbing, kayaking, surfing, backpacking, skiing.
I'll toss out an idea that I latched onto a couple of years ago: Geocaching (www.geocaching.com) Combines a variety of level of physical activity, gets you outside into the big blue room, lets you play with a really cool piece of technology AND is a 'competitive' game, especially if you have friends/co-workers into things as well. (As much as a Geocacher says it's 'not about the numbers', it certainly can be! :D)
And if you DO get addicted and happen to live in an area where Old Man Winter arrives far too early for your liking, you'll start to think about trying snow shoeing and cross country skiing just so you can keep going.
Give it a shot - it's a great way to get outside and see some REALLY cool spots that you'd never were there. And they're probably in your backyard!
First off, it's good that you're doing regular exercise. But, you have to push your body to get stronger. What I usually do is increase my count by a small amount every day or week or so. If you think you'll be discouraged by too strenuous a workout, then keep your upgrades modest in size and rate. I learned in ROTC that you can really push yourself much further than you think. Most people instinctively stop at the slightest sign of discomfort. I bet you could do 35-40 situps right now if you really pushed yourself (don't hurt yourself though).
I use this DVD called 8 Minute Abs which you could probably find now for pennies. The exercises are 45 seconds each, but again work yourself up to the full 45. Sit-ups are good, but a better ab routine will give you better coverage.
Last, I HATE running!!! The only comparable replacement I've ever found (since running is such great exercise) is an elliptical. I like a more clinical approach to running where I can make slight tweaks to my routine and closely monitor my progress. It's great exercise and I enjoy it so much more that just looking at it sometimes makes me want to jump on.
I'd also add, just get out and move around. When you have a sedentary job like IT, you're not getting much exercise as work. So, walk as much as you can. Park at the back of the lot wherever you go. If you get breaks, go for a short walk around the building.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
Circuit training for boxing is great. If you go to a good gym/take the right classes you will mix running, weights, press ups, skipping and bag work to work out the frustrations.
:-). If you ever wanted to compete in "white collar boxing" as it is termed then whatever weight you end up at shouldn't matter too much as the tiering is obviously there to make a fairer fight.
You can also utilise what others said about martial arts - if you're off somewhere with a pair of boxing gloves it doesn't matter how bad you are, you look better
I got myself a Cross Trainer/Elliptical Trainer and am very happy with it. It does not cost very much and some models don't use much space. I use it 10 minutes every day and this made a big difference in my fitness. Losing weight however requires a change in nutrition.
Congratulations for beeing a geek with an awareness for fitness. When your body is over 40 you can't continue to deny the genetic origins of your body :-)
Free extra advice: As a geek you sit a lot - check out the basics about keeping your spine healthy before the pain hits.
The key is to keep doing it for the rest of your life. So find stuff you like. And change every few years.
I do the basic run/ride/swim. Run for the local annual fun-run (and keep the knee ligements working). Ride because it's more fun than driving in traffic. And swim because I love being in the ocean. The pool bores me, but there's a local squad whose coach make's it interesting (not _quite_ torture). But I've also been doing fencing for a while. Before that, snowboarding. There's been a rockwall installed near home and the little'uns love it. And someone at work is making noises about a soccer team.
If you're obsessive, then a single sport might do it. But for most of us, the fun part is working to get to the level of a "competent amateur". Try stuff out; make sure you get the basics and use it as an excuse to enjoy life.
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I agree with those who said biking to work. I ride a bike on the weekends, though, since I live too far from work to ride a bike in and I also have a 12 year old son that I drive to school near the office.
For myself, I run every morning. 30 minutes on a treadmill or outside depending on the weather. Our office has a small gym with cardio equipment (elliptical machine, rowing machine, treadmills, stationary bikes) and nobody else goes in there when I do in the morning.
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No way, bikes don't get to share the road until they pay a registration fee, plate fee, license fee, wheel tax, and title tax just like a car. AND start being forced to obey all the rules of the road like stop signs, lights, right of way and min/max speed limits.
Until then... They are mobile speed bumps. Get out of my way.
Very nice for in between. Not too expensive, but very effective.
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It's low impact (which is good because geek knees probably can't handle it) and it's got incline and resistance. I can burn off 900 calories in an hour if I push it. Do that 3 times a week and you'll be trim.
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I started doing Hatha Yoga last year and do it on a daily base since then. The good thing is, you can do it whereever you are. All you need, is some space and a towel. It might not be cool, but i think 5000 years of development should give you a almost bug free exercise.
The easiest thing to do at home is what you're already doing, but with more intensity. Calisthenics, if high intensity, can actually be a decent aerobic workout that will result in strength gains.
I personally spend a great deal of time exercising right now - mostly resistance training, interval training, and dancing. However, when I first decided the chub had to go I started with about 20 minutes of calisthenics a day. Just that little bit of exercise every day helped a great deal. Knowing what I know now I would've started with a routine more similar to my current one which requires a gym, but if you want to ease into the idea of a fitness program...
At the simplest, I would recommend doing something like:
pushups
squats
chin-ups (odd sets) / pull-ups (even sets)
crunches (odd sets) / reverse crunches (even sets)
calf raises (odd sets) / lunges (even sets)
Do all exercises to failure, don't take any significant breaks. Start with two sets and work up to four sets. That should cover all your muscle groups and make you sweat.
You get out what you put in as far as getting in shape goes. If you just want to feel better 30 minutes of calisthenics a day will do. However, if you want to feel great it'll mean time, effort, and a program that balances resistance training and cardio with your goals. There isn't a 'get rich quick' scheme for fitness. Though, finding an active hobby you truly enjoy can make it feel quick.
I know it's not the specific question you asked, but I have to comment on diet if we are going to discuss fat loss - it's simply too important. For weight loss, diet and lifestyle changes will have the biggest impact. When it really comes down to it weight loss is painfully simple. To lose fat you MUST burn more calories in a day than you take in. Online tools for determining how many calories you need to cut to lose weight abound. Figure out what your needs are, and target about 500 calories under that to lose a pound a week.
I strongly recommend logging everything you eat. Write down the amount of calories, protein, carbs, alchohol and fat. Try to hit your target calories with 30% protein calories, 50% carb calories, and 20% fat calories. Opinions widely vary on these percentages, but you probably won't hit those marks exactly anyway and my opinion is that the exact right balance doesn't exist anyway. To determine the calorie percentages use: protein/carbs contain 4 calories/gram, alcohol 7 cals/gram, fat 9 cals/gram.
I know it sounds anal and annoying, but seriously, log everything you eat until you get the point. It'll really show what makes for a bad diet (soda is the devil) and a good one (up with fish). You can quit logging after you've forced yourself to really think about what you're eating and your tastes shift to healthier foods.
Good luck!
and before you know it, exercise is just a twice-a-week thing.
Actually, twice a week is what my gym recommends. They argue that it is frequently enough to maintain good health, but seldom enough to not take over your life and force you to quit. In other words, exercising twice a week is sustainable, ideally for the rest of your life, while more frequent exercise usually leads to quitting exercises completely after some time.
Try the Concept II - 20 mins a night and your CV and weight will improve no end. Its a weapon of mass reduction!
You think you're the only weird-looking one on the planet? Newsflash: the sport centers in your area are full with people like us.
My advice would be to go 2/3 times a week with a friend. It might cost a few pennies more in the long run, but you get to do a full workout within a short timeframe, with advice from people who actually know how to optimize your exercise routine.
You don't have to go to the flashy expensive ("Globo-gym") sport center. More important is going together with someone motivated and taking exercise seriously (don't deviate from your schedule, plan around it).
You won't become a hunk overnight, you will feel more healthy and slowly rid your body of that excess weight.
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I, for one, wank regularly. My lower abs are like stone! And my mouse wrist is think like a log!
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For the ELF part you make sure you eat a generous bowl of oat porridge for breakfast - be sure to serve low fat milk, and only one teaspoon of sugar. It fills you up so you don't feel hungry, yet has virtually no high energy fat. One slice of bread or toast - go easy on the butter. A piece of raw fruit too. Avoid corn based cold cereals,
Lunch - you won't feel like much. A small sandwich with lots of lettuce, a stick of celery, a pottle of yoghurt and another piece of fruit.
Dinner - Chinese and Thai style foods are both tasty and nutritious. Eat lots of lightly cooked fresh green veges, over cooked veges are revolting and bad for you. Avoid huge chunks of meat, and anything made from flour or fat, i.e. pastry or biscuits. Go gently on the grog.
It's simplicity itself to effect the EM part. You just knock the petrol or gasoline habit on the head. Gather courage and cold turkey out of it. Just get rid of your car. Walking and using the 'bus, tram or train will not only save you a fortune, but also provide much needed exercise. I know it seems hard at first, but I feel so much better in myself now that I walk to do my food shopping and walk home carrying the stuff. It's just amazing how much less sugary shit, foul fat, and high calorie carbohydrate crap you buy when you know that you have to carry the wretched stuff home in a bag or basket.
Honest that's all. I lost something between 15 and 20 kilos without even really trying.
Surya Namaskar, or the Salutation to the sun is a extremely powerful yoga exercise that will train all your muscles, improves your condition and you will burn a lot of calories as well. Best of all you don't need any equipment, don't have to get outside, just 2 square meters space is all you need.
It's a succession of 12 postures that flows into one fluent movement. Google will show you lots of pages on how to perform them, but I recommend taking a few lessons at a yoga school because if you do it wrong or force things too much, it *can* be harmful. I once hurt my back cause I was too enthousiastic.
I successfully used this exercise to battle my RSI and still use it to keep my weight and condition. Highly recommended.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surya_Namaskara
Exercise?!?!
Mommy, he said a bad word!
Karma? We don' need no steenkeeng karma!
Start off exercising easy and work your way up to the 300 workout (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggiYjRelWgc)
Go for intensity, not duration... this workout takes 10 to 15 minutes.
I take a walk during lunchtime every day, and when I get back to the office I take the stairs up to the 15th floor. It does wonders for your stamina (and buttocks).
I'm surprised no one modded up mentioned this. Dance Dance Revolution (DDR) has been one of the signature geek weight loss forms and I've seen first hand the people it has transformed. Get yourself a Dance pad. You can play it on PSX or PC if you download Stepmania (Stepmania.com).
It's fun AND it's a full aerobic workout. As you get better at it, you'll only continue to burn more calories, trim the flab, and get in better shape.
While you can play it in the comfort of your own home, once you gain a little confidence, it's also a great way to pass the time with friends at a local arcade or in the living room. I wholeheartedly recommend DDR to anyone as a viable form of exercise.
Turns out to increase that ratio, you have to get yourself (at least slightly) out of breath, and stay there 20 or more minutes, 4 times / week. To get out of breath, you've got to get your legs involved in a big way. Jogging, biking, and swimming are the most common ways.
If you have a staircase, run up and down for 20 minutes (booring). Or get up early and explore your neighborhood at 6AM on a bike. Or get an exercycle. Fancy ones make you turn a generator, and by measuring your output, can tell you how many calories you've burned.
Dr Cooper raised the ire of the weightlifting community because by his measure, weight work alone did not increase fitness, and sometimes reduced it. Since Cooper, Aerobic or cardiovascular exercise is now considered an essential part of any exercise routine.
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Basically I stretch everyday. MWF focus on upper body. TR focus on lower body. SSu rest. I throw in cardio less than I should. Don't push too much! If a muscle is still sore, give it rest! There are other exercises to do. All the exercises I do involve only dumbbells. The only other purchase was a cheap simple bench that could incline. I bought the lightest ones at walmart and picked up heavier ones weekly as I could. This is cheap and doable. I do decline, regular, incline and military presses on my bench with my dumbbells. I also do bicep curls and butterflies. Don't forget you can change the position of your wrists in a lot of these to mix it up. An mix up curls with concentration curls every now and then. Crunches and push ups and pull ups for sure. Lunges are great, but my favorite exercise is one legged squats. These are amazing! I also do like 45min-1hour of DDR for cardio sometimes. And stretch for an hour (which is not that bad because you can read a book or watch TV and stretch)
One last thing: Sometimes I wonder; "Is that someone's signature? Or do they type that at the end of each post?"
On the practice level where you can kick some ass with Kung-Fu you will have regular bruises, occasional joint dislocation and some probability of concussion. That's ok while you are under 30, but could be quite hurtful as you are becoming older. And not helping productivity either.
Running burns roughly 100 calories per mile. 2 Years ago I weighed 270 pounds, today I run 25 - 30 miles per week on average with weekly long runs ranging from 10 - 20 miles. Im still about 185 pounds, but Im 6 ft 3in tall and still like to eat...
Not quite; T'ai Chi is performed slowly to start with because the movements are complicated and require precision to be effective when applied.
It's very difficult to perfect a precision movement at speed, so they are practised slowly. When everything is in alignment and can be performed in a relaxed manner, then the movements can be sped up and applied in a martial context.
Done properly, it can be one of the hardest workouts for strength and stamina you'll experience; power lifters have been known to quit before completing a form.
The other advantage is that, being primarily a set of principles, T'ai Chi can be applied to all activity. If you're not concerned about the martial side of it, the movement principles can make any movement into excellent exercise.
So do that.
I wouldn't recommend Tai Chi for burning calories, it's good for flexibility and coordination however.
Boxing, mui thai, taekwondo and other striking styles are more likely to help with burning calories since they often focus on stamina.
The skipping you'd do as part of a boxing routine you could do at home. Many martial arts use floor exercises (usually focused on the abdominals)which don't need any equipment just a bit of space, which you could also do at home.
I've seen a lot of people try a lot of things over the years. Most fail. What i have observed is that walking is fine but there also needs to be some violent running where one gets seriously winded. A thirty minute walk followed by a flat out three mile run will bring you into shape if your health is strong enough to take it.
There is some sort of shift in metabolism for people who get completely winded while running that one can not get from less violent exercises.
..my friends swear by P90X. It seems like the real deal. The say they are always challenged and that it runs the gambit between weight lifting and yoga. Seems like an overall fitness kinda program. But I can' vouch for it personally (see my other post for what I do). Oh, and apparently there is stuff they want you to buy apart from the videos. My friends say buy the off brand stuff to save money.
One last thing: Sometimes I wonder; "Is that someone's signature? Or do they type that at the end of each post?"
I personally prefer something that is non-impact and endurance - swimming, cycling and rowing. You probably don't like the idea of swimming if you hate exercising in front of people. Cycling should appeal to geeks for the amount of equipment you can play with, and you don't have to be a lycra-clad road racer - try baggy mountain biker instead, but you have to cycle *up* the hill first. You often get rowing machines in gyms, but if you don't want to set foot in such a place, you can buy a rowing machine yourself - but for pity's sake, don't get a cheapo one, you'll regret it. Concept 2 are the best ones I've ever used, a second hand one of them is far better than a new one of cheaper models.
I went from ~35% body fat to ~15% last year using primarily strength training (4-5 hours a week) supplemented by 2-4 hours of cardio. That translated to about 35lbs of lost fat. I didn't diet. My weight stayed relatively constant. That meant I added about 35 lbs. of muscle. I got to eat a lot of food. I had the doughnuts I love (only right after lifting). The better physique started drawing a lot of attention from women and I got picked up several times. People think I'm five to ten years younger than I really am.
To those who say that aerobic exercise will lead to muscle mass increases, you only need to look at marathon runners' legs to see that isn't really true. more than an hour of cardio a day leads to muscle loss.
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doing aerobic kind of activity produces more mitochondria in the cells than doing weight training. Hence, cyclists and runners don't choke when they run, unlike body builders.
Aerobic training is metabolic training. You push your metabolism to its limits and it produces adaptations to become more efficient at delivering energy, oxygen uptake, heart stroke volume (i.e. how much blood is pushed by heart with each heart beat) etc, but you never get stronger (as in ability to lift more weight).
The only difference between the winner of the Tour de France and couch potato is that couch potato can only push the pedals with the force equivalent of 20 kg sitting on the pedal a few times and he will fatigue because his metabolism is not able to deliver energy, whereas the tour winner can keep doing it for hours and hours.
People often think that aerobic sport winners are "stronger" (as in able to push more or lift more). But that is not true. They are equally weak in relative terms to untrained people (certainly compared to people who lift weights), but can sustain the activity for amazingly long periods, because of their amazingly efficient metabolism.
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A friend invited me to an indoor rock climbing gym a few years ago, and I found that I really enjoyed it. Between the climbing and cutting sugar out of my coffee (easy to do if you order fresh as-in-roasted-today coffee) I got my weight back down to between 160-170 depending on the month (I'm in Florida, and far less active in the summer because I sweat a LOT above 85 or so). For a 6' tall guy with broad shoulders, I'm pretty happy at this weight.
I must say that exercise for the sake of exercise just bores me to pieces.
Climbing is really a puzzle that you're solving with your body -- it keeps your mind occupied, unlike most other forms of exercise that I've tried. It also resulted in serious muscle tone on my arms and legs (very quickly), without building mass. Two hours, two days a week on easy to medium climbs (5.9 and under). And at the end of it all, we go have a few beers to help with the muscle soreness.
Anyway, a lot of climbing gyms have started installing what they refer to as "auto-belays" -- basically, you don't need a second person to hold the rope on some of the gym routes. Once you get a little more advanced, you'll want to find a climbing buddy though -- for encouragement, and also to belay you on the more difficult climbs, and if you get into it, you'll need a buddy or two for the occasional outdoor climb as well. Side benefit: you end up seeing places that you'd never see. Or you may end up just taking a pair of climbing shoes with you when you travel to do weird stuff like bouldering Rat Rock in Central Park, or climbing on all of the artificial rocks at Disney (I've done both).
You don't need any equipment to start out besides a ratty t-shirt and some cargo shorts. A chalk ball is handy ($2ish). You can rent shoes, a harness and a belay device at the gym for cheap ($6-7ish). Eventually you'll want your own, and you can pick up the whole set for about $100 -- about the price of a decent set of running shoes.
Another benefit:
I don't know about you, but in addition to not getting enough exercise, I also generally have a lot of "chatter" going on in my head. I can't stop thinking about random things, and at times it can be very difficult to concentrate well enough to code or focus on work.
Well, I'm here to tell you that the primal fear of falling will turn all of that chatter off instantly. I've never experienced anything like it, and when I lose focus I find myself heading into the gym for an hour or so.
Remember this rule: spend more calories than you take in... period. It does not matter the exercise AT ALL. I'm living proof.
I was in the same boat for years... got out of the Marine Corps at 155 lbs... starting writing code for commercial companies... within 10 years has gotten to 220 lbs. I'm now 172 lbs. thanks to one tech-friendly gadget:
www.bodybugg.com
This thing is great. You strap it on your upper-right arm (under a t-shirt, if you wish) and that's it. It ACCURATELY tracks how many calories you burn every minute of every day. Then, sync with their web site and viola! You now have a solid understanding of what tasks you do that burn calories. Once you have this info, you will always have it available in your brain and, as you move through your day, you will probably alter your patterns because of it.
The best "feature" of this device is that it allows you to NOT take on any activities that you do not enjoy OR that do not fit into your schedule. In fact, you will finally learn how inefficient certain exercises really are. For example, I stopped running since I picked this up. I replaced it with a few sets of rope jumping throughout the day and have better results.
The problem for me (and with most of us, I assume) is that we don't realize the impact of our actions. We also are not conscious about our body changes since they occur so gradually over time.
Is this a costly approach? Sure. The price is $400-$500 depending on what you buy. However, I assure you, it is one of those devices where, after a few weeks, it will feel like the best decision.
I hope this helps.
Thanx,
Fred
P.S. You can pick up used Bodybugg units on eBay for $100-$200 savings. A replacement arm band is roughly $5 and is the only part that COULD possibly retain any sweat of the previous owner. The only down side is that you'd have to pay for the web site membership ($99) which is free for 3 months if you buy it new. If you're gonna use your bodybugg for longer than three months, then you'll have to pay for it anyway, so going the eBay route would save you money long-term.
I was in much the same situation as the original poster about a year ago, and I set out to do something about it. I started off doing simple things like push-ups in the privacy of my home, and once I'd got into that habit, and made myself a little fitter in the process, I considered my next move.
Much like the OP, I get self-concious when jogging in public. However, I observed that cycling gets much less attention than jogging, so I went and bought myself a nice new bike and started a regime of cycling every day after work. (I did try cycling to work a few times, but there isn't really a good bike route to take and I don't like cycling on major roads.)
I found after I'd got into cycling maybe 5-10 miles around my neighbourhood that I was getting bored and demotivated, so I slacked off for a while and started to get tubby again. Recently I've re-awakened my interest in contributing to OpenStreetMap, which has proven to be the perfect excuse to bike around with a goal in mind other than just biking for biking's sake. For those who aren't familiar with the OpenStreetMap thing, basically I bike around with a GPS logger fixed to my handlebars and use the tracklogs collected as the basis for maps of my local area. These last few weeks I've been doing more miles per day than I ever did before because I'm thinking about something else while I'm doing it.
If OpenStreetMap already has coverage for your area then this isn't a very helpful suggestion, but I'm sure you could find other excuses to get out and about and get exercise without that being your primary goal.
http://www.fastexercise.com/
You may never figure out to use it, but at least you can impress the ladies with $14,000 of crap.
Check out www.stronglifts.com . It is the perfect site for a beginning strength trainer. You can lose fat and gain muscle quite rapidly with the correct diet in place (which is also detailed at this site). I've been doing it for 4 months and have gotten noticeably stronger and bigger.
Actually 45 minutes of aerobic training will burn less calories over a 24 hour period than 45 minutes of weight training over that same period. It is a huge misconception that many have the aerobics are better to lose weight, which is why I guess so many fail at it.
Thought I'd give a nerd answer. First, tone doesn't mean what you think it means. Muscle tone refers to the "resting" level of activity and tension a muscle experiences. It's a technical term; I might as well ask how to compile my internets.
Second, I haven't read all the comments, but a number of them say you need to do aerobic exercise like running to lose weight. This is horseshit. Weight training where you actually lift weights that are heavy (for you) that encompasses a number of compound movements (squats, overhead pressing, pull ups, etc) will most definitely help you to lose fat as well as put on some muscle (you skinny bastid). Same goes for heart health. Search for studies by Stone et al for a quick synopsis of weight training and heart health.
Aerobic exercise (and please, people, don't call this traditional; weight training was used as exercise FAR before jogging and biking and whatnot. Walking and jogging were transportation.) is not necessary, but if you enjoy it, by all means go for it. But lift some weights. Otherwise you'll just be skinny.
-Dan
Iso not ISO
Isometrics - google for all the details
When I saw your posting "I don't eat a lot but the weight seems to stay on these days." jumped out at me immediately. Working in the IT field as well, I have the habit of eating health but not enough. You'd be surprised at how much you should really eat in a day; 12 oz of meat, 6 full cups of vegetables, etc... After adjusting my eating to eat more, I've recently lost 26 lbs in 9 weeks and that was without changing any sort of related exercise; I currently go to the gym 3 times a week for an hour. First step is to see a dietitian and get some customized menus which will help get your metabolism back to where it was a few years ago. I know it sounds crazy but I think ultimately you probably have more of an eating problem (eating too little) more than an exercise problem.
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I agree and use Tai Chi myself to stay fit and healthy as an IT industry worker. I practice both a short form and a long form. This allows me to use the short form in the morning or at lunch to exercise at work, and I do the long form at home for an even deeper aerobic work out. Tai Chi, even though the movements are slow, is still considered a light to moderate aerobic work out. Tai Chi's benefits are many (Reduce stress, Increase flexibility, Improve muscle strength and definition, Increase energy, stamina and agility)and it's something that you can do into old age or at any fitness level.
Tai Chi and martial arts in general are great ways to stay in shape and create better focus which truly helps improve the work I do in IT.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tai-chi/SA00087
If sitting is the problem, walking is the answer.
Try a treadmill desk: http://www.treadmill-desk.com/
It combines your desk with a treadmill. The idea is to walk at a slow steady pace, I use 1.2mph for an average of 4 hours a day and I've been losing a pound a week since I started using one with no change in eating habits.
For every problem there is an engineering solution:
http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/
All good advice.
However - I thought being an introvert was about drawing energy from themselves, rather than others. Introvert Defined
Scared to go outside or exercise in front of people is self conscious or shy.
(Disclaimer: I'm no scientist. Well, a computer scientist. But that doesn't apply here.)
Don't you mean "Damn it, I'm a computer scientist, not a doctor"?
I guess he has PhD in Computer Science.
I guess you didn't notice the Star Trek reference.
The world always seems brighter when you've just made something that wasn't there before. - Neil Gaiman
I get up most days at 4am, wlak about 4-5 miles in my area, come home having cleared my mind and sorted out the days priorities, then go to work at 8am. Helped me lose about 6 stone in 9 months! I feel better and I am, most days, far more relaxed and less stressed ( work in a 24hr Oracle DB shop ).
www.crossfit.com Think of it as an Open Source movement to the workout world. Most of the routines you can do in your own home with some free weights and a pull-up bar.
As others have mentioned, walk or bike to work if you can. At least dedicate 30 minutes a day to some physical activity.
As for myself, I was a gym rat but with young twins, going to the gym became more and more difficult. So I invested in a set of Selecttech Dumbbells from Bowflex. They're adjustable dumbbells and don't take up much space at all. Gives me 90% of what I was able to do in the gym for weightlifting. I plan to start riding a bike to work this fall when the kids start kindergarten and ride a schoolbus. No more dropping off at daycare, so no excuse not to ride the 4 miles to work on a bike.
What about jumping rope. You don't need to go outside (if you're comfortable this way) your house. Just ask a specialist on how many time would you need to excersice according to your age/weight/activity.
1. Use Wii Fit! ....
2. Tell the world how fit you are (like Jarrod the Subway guy.)
4. Profit!
I joined a local rock climbing gym less than a year ago. Filled with geeks(I seriously can't go 10 minutes in there without overhearing somebody's discussion of the merits of linux vs. osx, or NetBeans vs. Jdeveloper, or semantic search vs. mathematical search) it takes a lot of brains and an intuitive understanding of physics. Plus, its very fun and will get you in fantastic shape. (provided you cut out the sugar from your diet: can you say DIET mountain dew?) If you live near a mountainous area you can do it outdoors, but a rock gym allows you to get a quick 90 minute session in after work.
I was in a similar position. Here's the trick: commit to doing *something* 6 days a week. I started with stretching (Shaolin Workout), moved to alternating between stretching and kettlebells, and now I'm alternating between stretching, kettlebells, and triathlon (swim, bike, run - one sport each day, round-robin).
Try Ashtanga Yoga...
What does it for me and all the geeks I know? Chronic masturbation.
Seems like everyone has an opinion, and not many of them relate to the original question.
If you're looking for some more exercises at home, then body weight choices require no equipment. You do however need some pointers. A quick search found lots of videos on basic to advanced lifts. I found http://www.expertvillage.com/video-series/538_bodyweight-exercises.htm
After that, I would invest in a treadmill if you can afford it over a stationary bike, but either one provides you the option of turning normally sedentary time into calorie burning time. (Like TV viewing)
Other than that, there are tons of great DVDs on yoga, tai chi, things that other people suggested and you should be off to a good start. Don't forget to take a good look at nutrition too! Good luck.
Tae Bo is a good balance of strength and cardio. It also has the nice additional benefit of being in your home and usually done in under an hour. Follow it up with a good 10-15 minutes of stretching and you'll be fine.
You may also want to inspect your diet. I injured my back and had to rely on diet to keep the weight down. Aim for 5 meals (3 main and 2 snacks). Drink plenty of water while minimizing soda and fruit juices. My meal plan goes something like the one below. It's not perfect, but is a managable plan that does not involve powders, giving up my beloved honey mustared (mmmm.... honey mustard), and does not require a great deal of thought. Allow two fat ass meals (not whole days, 2 individual meals) during the week.
1.Breakfast: 1 cup Kashi Cereal with 8 oz skim or 1% milk and occasionally fruit
2.Mid-morning snack (10 am): Snack bar - South Beach or Kashi
3.Lunch: Just about any sandwich on whole wheat with lettuce and tomato. Baked Lays. Apple or Banana
4.Mid-Afternoon snack (2-4): Snack pack, rice cake - aiming for 130 cal or below
5.Dinner: whatever wifey makes with a salad
Hope this helps!
I read "108 minutes". /childish_offtopic_remark
I do not believe in karma. "Funny"=-6. Do good and forbid evil. Yours, Oft-Offtopic Flamebaiting Troll.
Look up the workout "Death By Bodyweight". It's amazing what kind of workout you can get with only your body weight.
The submitter mentioned pushups and situps. Those are okay, but on their own not very effective. You need to add squatting and some sort of row or pullup.
Anybody who reads my nsfw /. journals knows my favorite form of excersize, but I don't have a lot of opportunity to get much exersize that way. So I usually settle for the "twelve ounbce curl". Good for the forearms and biceps, not too good for the gut.
Living alone I get exersize mowing the lawn, sweeping, cleaning the toilet, etc.
I think I'll actually go to the Y and work out for real today. If I don't talk myself into goiing to the bar like I usually do.
mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
Try functional gymnastics.
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Hint: Don't do the excercises on the left side ;)
Original Link:
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Here is an idea. Hook the treadmill up to a generator and have that generator power your laptop. Laptops, when they don't have enough power, start downsampling the speed of the GPU/CPU, etc. So if you are playing a video game and your FPS starts to drop, start running faster!
Frag and Burn fat at the same time.
NOTE: This can also be done with porn videos. Porn is not as fun as you think when you can't view it at its intended speed.
A morning without coffee is like something without something else.
It does leave you with an asymmetric though
One of the activities my wife and I are looking to get into is GeoCaching (http://www.geocaching.com/). It's essentially wilderness hiking, exploring, and treasure hunting wrapped into one.
Geocachers have hidden various tchotchkes around the world, and posted their lat/lon coordinates online for other Geocachers to find, and replace the contents with their own donations. Using a handheld GPS, compass, map, hiking boots, and a myriad of other wilderness equipment, one drives as closely as desired to a given geocache location, then sets out hiking to the geocache's precise location.
The benefits to geeks are many-fold:
- you *must* use GPS hardware to find geocaches, so you get to geek out on new toys
- brain exercise; most geocaches are not in plain view, and take a bit of problem-solving to reveal
- little socialization required; most geocaches are in the wilderness (e.g. only orcs and fairy maidens to deal with)
- wilderness hiking means exercise
- opportunity for photographers
- and so on
I highly encourage it, it's rather fun.
If you go to the gyn early in the morning or late in the evening then they tend to be empty. Also you could also buy your self a weight set and then pump your own iron. I have to agree with the running. Just run for 20 mins and you will notice a difference. In reply to the Bikes running the red lights: In the state of Idaho: Bikes can run red light if no cars are in the intersection.
At weekends I did leave my house, put a roller skate on my feeth.
Rolling skating is the best way you can get skinny
Acting classes, pa-kua classes. Being an introvert the bes you can do is get out of home, at least twice a week.
And then try to get into trackdays (where you ride as fast as you want/can on a road course but it's not a competitive race ... it's more about learning to ride better).
How will that make you lose weight? Well for starters ona track day you'll generally do 5-7 20 minute sessions on the track and wrestling a 400lb+ motorcycle through tight corners is HARD WORK. Plus you'll need good gear, namely a tight leather racesuit. Those suits are expensive, so you defintely don't want to gain any weight after you purchase one!
I'm throughly addicted to trackdays and actually work out so I enjoy them more. Jogging a couple days a week and doing pushups/pullups/crunches every morning goes a long way to being able to fight off fatigue on the bike. Personally I need a goal like that, something tangible and fun that I'm working towards. I'm not vain and worried about how I look on the beach, so just weightloss in and of itself isn't enough to motivate me. Trying to do something I enjoy, and trying to do it better works for me.
Maybe it's not trackdays for you, maybe it's a softball league, or wanting to finish a triathalon or something. Have a goal.
How Do Geeks Exercise? Two words buddy: Speed Typing
Can't help but notice that anytime Karateka's spar (on the rare occasions they do) all the katas go out the window and it devolves into some weird kickboxing match.
Might as well take up Kyukushin or Sanshou ...
In World of Warcraft, run between zones instead of summoning a mount or taking a hippogriff (and make sure you set the option that makes your character run instead of walk). That should burn some extra calories.
I'll just continue using my ski machine which allows natural motion of my legs, combined with natural arm swing, to exercise muscles from shoulder level down to my feet. The oblique muscles at my waist get exercise, and by exaggerating the arm swing and shoulder motion, I can increase the exercise level of the obliques. An interesting thing I have noticed is that, when I reach my target heart rate, if I increase my speed along with the exaggerated arm swing and shoulder motion, my heart rate decreases. I'm guessing that the increased contraction of those large oblique muscles is helping to pump the blood and easing the work load on my heart.
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Try Crossfit. It's an open-source style method of fitness where the workout of the day is posted every day, using (mostly) simple equipment, is easily scaled to your needs, and is meant to work your whole body instead of focusing on just cardio or just weights.
My experience (which admittedly may vary) is that you can do these exercises at home, or go to a gym/dojo that offers Crossfit and get a very affordable trainer in a very easygoing atmosphere. Usually there are lots of other beginners so there's very little macho BS and everyone is helpful.
Have you ever noticed that when soldiers fight they hardly ever do so in a firing range and never police up the brass?
(note for the humor-challenged, this is sarcasm)
To specifically address the question posed (what do we, the Slashdot readers, do to stay in shape):
I eat vegetarian; low dairy, lots of beans, tempeh, and seasonal fruits/veggies. I bring my lunch to work every day which is cheaper and more nutritious than buying it.
I lift weights three times a week for an hour emphasizing multi-join and body-weight-resistance exercises like pull-ups, push-ups, dips, incline and hanging crunches, etc.
I bike to work whenever the weather permits.
I run 5 km at least once a week (though bad knees sometimes demand that I go for a long walk instead).
All of this combined yields a weekly time commitment of about 3.5 hours of exercise plus 90 minutes of biking to and from work (2 mi each way). I'm 185 lbs, 6'1", and I fill out my nerdy T-shirts in the shoulders, not the belly. I don't have six-pack, but I certainly don't have a gut. All around I feel very health even though the vast, vast, majority of my time is spent sitting on my ass in front of a computer at work.
I don't care whose biology teacher told them what about which calories are burned by how many muscles, but my whopping 3.5 hours a week of exercise entitles me to all the beer I can drink and stuffing my face with burritos to my heart's content without gaining a fraction of an inch around my waste line (which hasn't changed in 15 years). And no, I'm not one of those skinny nerds than can eat Taco Bell every day and still look like a bent coat hanger.
I think that the big trick to staying healthy is sticking with your routine, whatever it is. Don't just go on a diet and start running in response to feeling fat and out of shape. Biking to work is a great way to start and, depending on where you live, has the added benefit of being faster than driving.
Actually, I wrote my thesis on life experience.
Well if you don't want to go out you could do a few sets of my armchair exercises. I keep a set of weights next to my chair and when I am thinking about a problem I will pick up the weights and do various exercises. Another one I do is sitting on the edge of the chair and raising my legs parallel to the ground and see how long I can hold them there for. When you are watching TV and the adverts come on you can do some cat stretches (similar to a Hindu press up), sit ups and squats. Whilst all these exercises are great you do need to work on flexibility as well. To do this make sure you do a lot of stretches as well. If you don't like traditional exercises in front of people because you are introverted try something different like rock climbing. This is great for building upper body strength and losing weight. You can lose 1000 calories in an hour if you really go for it. I wouldn't recommend this however to start of with as the next day you will wish you were dead because of the pain in your forearms. 2 hours ever other day is more than enough to start out with. Also martial arts are a great way to lose weight and build muscle mass. You could buy a running machine, rowing machine, and some weights for your house. You have to remember though that all this advice you have been given is useless if you are going to eat pizza and drinks cola all day long. You need a reasonable diet. I am not saying don't eat pizza or drink cola but just do in in moderation. I was 16 stone (224 pounds) and am now 14 stone (196 pounds). This may not sound like much of a loss in weight but if you consider that muscle weighs more than fat my BMI is quite low. I am still a way of having a six pack but that is mainly due to the six pack in my fridge. Hope this has helped.
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Then why bother? I'm sick and tired of McDojo's run by pudgy Sensei's who's never seen a cardio workout in the last fifteen years. Punching air and doing elaborate kata's don't burn enough calories and you don't condition yourself doing that.
Go take up Muay Thai or Judo (or both). That'll do you some good.
Take up an outdoor hobby that involves motion. You say you're an introvert? Take up angling and buy a Kayak. I don't know where you're from, but there is a GREAT guy in Maryland, Jeff 'Yakfish' Little who teaches kayak fishing. He's certified across the board when it comes to kayaking. While I don't recommend kayaking solo in unfamiliar territory that may include dangerous Class II and above waters, if you have relatively calm waters--even a large lake or reservoir paddle the shoreline. You can paddle year-round with proper gear
Shameless plug for Yakfish.
In America today you can murder land for private profit. You can leave the corpse for all to see, and nobody calls the c
For me, the exercise-at-home thing just doesn't work. Rather than getting lost in the long long thread about bike to work, I'll say that I've been biking just a few miles around Milwaukee every other day or so, with one long 15 mile ride on Saturday. It's far better than trying to ride an indoor bike, which is frustrating to me, as it doesn't go anywhere. Whereas on the real bicycle, I get fresh air, which is possible even in The City, and much more satisfying exercise. Those bike machines are useless to me now. I'd rather walk or run around an indoor track a dozen times than sit atop a bike machine going nowhere. At least on the track, the scenery slightly changes with every step.
-- haaz.
I play football (soccer for our yank friends) 4 times a week, one hour at a time in 5vs5 fields. There's *PLENTY* of those here in Buenos Aires. Dunno where you live, but maybe there's another sport you like that you could practice. The hard part is getting your friends to agree on a schedule, but it's good exercise and we have a good laugh too.
I hate the idea of just running (especially on a machine) but having an objective, and playing with a team is lots of fun. Kinda like playing CS ;)
"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
Monday: 100 reps Mountain Dew Curling Tuesday: 100 reps Phone reciever lifting Wendsday: Take the stairs to your meetings (both up and down) Thursday:Roller Derby with office charis (good leg workout) Friday: Nija sneak out of office an hour early then run across the parking lot to your car (cardio workout)
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I've had 2 years of practice in taichi now, and apparently I've had the luck to stumble upon a good teacher. Ask for lineage and trophies won, preferably in open martial arts championships.
I had had a period of very little exercise, and as such, the basic form practice was already very exhausting to me. My legs and back had nicely toned up after 6 months, with one hour of exercise per day, which included half an hour of form practice, and half an hour of more souplesse and also strength exercises. At that time I already knew the complete 120 stance form, plus fighting applications.
After the holidays we started weapons training. I am now finishing sabre form, which is a very intense one, to be executed fast and vigorously. After that I will train sword and spear, and after that inner school, which will further increase my strength. Participating in tournaments now motivates me to build up more strength, so now I also use some 3lb weights.
There are so many aspects to taichi that it can be practiced to survive like a pussy, or to become a lean mean killing machine like myself ^^
Pretty huge number of sporty guys for a nerd site. Seems even more than total number of apple worshipping penguins.
For a good cardio workout you can do at home I can recommend the video from Tom Holland.
http://www.teamholland.com/
It's a no nonsense workout, no weird edits or pep talks, just a 42 min workout that does it all.
It's not expensive also, except if you buy some adjustable weights which I can recommend.
It just requires discipline. I do this 3 nights a week plus some extra activity and I can really notice the difference. Yes this sounds like a sale talk, it just happens to work for me, so I hope it will for you.
Hmmmm?
Buy those Bowflex Free-Weights and an adjustable bench. Plenty of exercises you can do with those.
Sorry to be pedantic, but I've been studying Taiji in Beijing for the last three years, so here it goes.
First, using the modern pinyin spelling of Taiji instead of Tai Chi helps reduce confusion. Chi is most often pronounced "chee", but in actuality should be pronounced "jee", especially since qi (pronounced chee) is a difference concept, that of the energy flow in the body.
Anyway, there are several forms of Taiji, one of them being Yang style, which is what most people are aware of in western countries, and what you are practicing, since you mention the 108 form.
There's nothing wrong with the Yang style, but it is an offshoot of the original Chen style, which still exists and is practiced today. It is much more athletic and trains actual fighting technique. If you learn and practice the 83 form properly, you will be in a 90-degree knee bend for more than 20 minutes, and find yourself soaked in sweat by the end of the routine. You also need to do extensive stretching in order to achieve the kicks involved in the routine.
A classic video demonstrating a well-known master, Chen Xiaowang, can be seen here. This video displays the "cannon fist" routine, which is a fast version of the 83, and starts picking up about one minute into it.
Read more about Chen style Taiji if you are interested in some serious athletic and martial training along with your meditative movements. Taiji teaches you to play your body the way you play a musical instrument, and is thus a difficult and long process, but as with an instrument, the results are amazing after a few years...
LS
There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
Since seemingly no one actually answered the question, here is the correct response: www.simplefit.org
John Walker, the founder of Autodesk, came up with "The Hacker's Diet":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hacker's_Diet
Getting and keeping wait off is very simple: burn more calories then you take in. His system basically has you measure how much you take in, and gives you an exercise regiment that helps you burn it off. He designed it so that you wouldn't need any gym equipment and it can even be done indoors.
I'm sorry, but your friend is being milked by his teacher...
There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
because normal sports just aren't awesome enough.
But remember, the spandex must be earned.
I'd third this suggestion. I think the best way to keep healthy is to just have a good diet and stay active.
I skydive, kayak, ride motorcycles, have a rowing machine in my home(which either gets a lot of use or none). But just going out and doing stuff is the easiest/best way to stay fit.
http://meetup.com has a lot of activities to choose from and they don't cost a lot. Hiking, dancing, bike riding, rock climbing, rollerblading, etc. Just pick up a couple activities that requires some muscle power and do them. And on the plus side it keeps you from being a shut in in the apartment and you meet a lot of interesting people.
Whatever you do, don't join a gym! So many people pay a monthly fee but just don't go often enough.
I used to cycle, but that did very little for my upper body. Nowadays I row on an indoor rowing machine. Rowing has a lot going for it:
1) Low impact. Less wear on your knees than running or cycling. Swimming is another low impact exercise.
2) Works every major muscle group in the body - arms, legs, back, stomach, chest. http://www.rowsport.com/rowsport/index.php?page=get_page&id=XJSC4F8-UHUNAG0-93C15ZR-SL280W1 Swimming, Nordic skiing and Nautilus machines do this too.
3) Uniquely, when rowing you work both legs together, then both arms together. Other exercises work your limbs alternately. I theorise that you can expend more calories this way. Rowing with a sliding seat has been the best way to get maximum work out of a human body for the last couple of hundred years. It's stood the test of time.
4) Since it's an expensive machine just for exercise, that's an incentive to make use of it. It's sort of a gadget, like a PDA. Boys like toys and enjoy playing with them.
5) As you refine your technique: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXnKyJdA01w you can achieve new personal records, then try to beat those records. That helps with motivation.
6) Unlike running or weight training, rowing provides a dynamic load to work against. The harder you pull, the greater the resistance.
7) Having a rowing machine at home means you don't waste time commuting to the gym. That makes it easier to exercise every day.
I've been rowing since February 2007, and at one point I lost 14 pounds in four months. This isn't much compared to some, but slow and steady is better for you than crash dieting.
Rowing is not for everyone and some people really do well with a gym membership, I'm sure. This is just IMHO - YMMV.
Environmentalism is the new Victorianism. Everyone ties on a green corset and pretends we're virtuous.
GO rockclimbing or sit out on cold nights looking up at the stars. You will burn calories either way.
I haven't gone through the 1100+ comments on your predicament, and only hope you will dig deep enough to see this -0- points AC post.
I'm in very good physical shape, I'm an introvert, and I work in front of the computer for about 12 hours a day (not counting the free time spent there, or commuting).
Several things I do to keep in shape:
1.) I keep a 25-lb weight at my desk at work. I can do a few sets of curls every day, at my desk. Nobody is bothered by it, and I can do it in private. Find a weight you are comfortable with and stick with it, go on the internet and learn how to do "correct" curls that will tone and strengthen.
2.) I have a home gym, with an exercise bike. I don't like other people, nor do I like biking in the elements. If I'm going to sweat, it's going to be in my 68 degree basement where I can play Nintendo on the bike. This is good for aerobics.
3.) Increase the sit-ups. 200 / day, doing it the right way, will do wonders for flattening and toning the muscle. Eventually you can get it down to under 5 minutes.
4.) Eat right. Some people can cut out soda, I can't, but I did move to salad some days for lunch.
I hope some of this helps. From one introvert to the other, it really does help build a better body without interacting with other people.
http://hundredpushups.com/
I've recently started on this routine. It's as simple as you can get, you can do it anywhere, and it only takes a few minutes out of your week to do. And it works.
I also recommend buying some simple weights (should be able to find some at Wal-mart even), and just lift whenever your hands are free, such as when your reading a big article online. Some Googling can find you some alternative routines you can do with the weights too, so you work out different muscles.
As some people have mentioned, Karate is a really fun way to exercise, and it has tons of other benefits such as discipline and self-defense training. There are other options too if you wanna get out of the house, such as Swimming or Kendo.
Maybe it's too intense a workout for you. But it's exactly what I needed. I, like you, didn't want to go to the gym. And I abhor the treadmill. It's a great mix of strength training and cardio. All you need is a few dumbbells. And a chinup bar. There's lots of variety in P90X. There's 8 or 9 different push-ups, 9 or 10 different ab exercises.
Yes, the strength training burns more calories.
But in my experience, the strength training will make you dramatically hungrier than the aerobic training. If you have a will of iron, the difference is irrelevant. But if you have a will of iron, staying thin is easy regardless of your choice of exercise.
I'm not knocking resistance training. I greatly prefer it. But I've never been able to lose fat while doing serious strength training several times per week. My shoulders, biceps, and other muscles got bigger, but at best my waist stayed the same size as when I started.
Statistics I heard many years ago from a sports coach:
1 lb of fat requires 10 calories a day to maintain
1 lb of muscle requires 40 calories a day
So even you you didn't lose any weight in a strength training program, if you swapped 10 lbs of fat for 10lbs of muscle, you would not only be thinner, but would be burning an extra 300 calories a day just by breathing (the equivalent of 2 cans of soda).
"Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live." - Mark Twain, "Taming the Bicycle"
If you want to add some geek to the workout, on light days go geocaching. Some of the caches around my area are a 2+ mile hike from the closest parking lot. Good way to get some walking in without that "I have to do this" feeling.
If you don't have a hand held GPS the Garmin eTrex Legend has worked well for me and goes for ~100 online.
Although people will try to over complicate things, it's a simple of matter of expending more energy than you take in.
How you accomplish that is up to you, but there is no mystery to losing weight. The mystery is finding something that you can keep doing on a regular basis.
Get the "Home Workout Bible" by Lou Schuler. It's all exercises you can do at home using your own body weight, or props (a small carry-on bag, cans of food) if you don't have actual weights to use. Of course, free weights can be used too and the exercises are mostly for full-body fitness and functional strength (so you don't get fifty variations on bicep curls, but rather, a bent over row, which works the biceps, back, and builds your stability).
I also recommend Schuler and Alwyn Cosgrove's "New Rules of Lifting." For that, you might have to substitute some of the "Home Workout Bible" exercises, but it's a great comprehensive guide to weight training and fitness.
If you want to gradually acquire some equipment, there is a good guide to a starter garage gym on the Crossfit web site, here:
http://crossfitweekendwarriors.typepad.com/homegym.htm
Good luck,
C
Please take a close look at orienteering.
This is a perfect sport for a thinking person, where you start individually, run/jog/walk around in the forest for some time trying to visit a number of control points (marked on the map you got at the start), before ending up at the finish line.
The main point is that you have no spectators at all, you move around at your own speed, and while running you have to concentrate a lot on finding the best possible route to the next control. (In very steep uphills I often find that I need to walk a lot "to check the map". :-)
Since a lot of orienteers are geeks, we have software available to organize events, custom RFID tags used to document each control point as you visit it, and lots of software to do post-competition analysis of your run.
I live in Oslo, Norway where I can take part in 'O' events 3-4 times each week, but in the US (if this is where you live) there are active clubs in all the main geek areas (Bay Area, Seattle, Portland etc).
When I visited Seattle in April I contacted the local club and got electronic copies of three maps in the area that have permanent courses on them.
Good luck!
Terje
"almost all programming can be viewed as an exercise in caching"
I'll admit that I don't stick to a routine as much as I should, but I have three things to help me exercise:
1 - a small pedal machine stashed under my desk. While at work, I can pedal away turning a completely sedentary activity into one that burns some calories.
2 - WiiFit. Yes, this is actually a good workout. (Though lately I've been distracted by a borrowed copy of Super Mario Galaxy.) You might want to get some wrist/leg weights to improve the workout.
3 - Two small children. You'd be surprised how active a nearly-5 year old and a 1 year old can keep you. Between running around while playing with them, lifting them up, or running to keep them out of trouble, they never fail to give me a good workout.
My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
All summer I like to visit the local disc golf courses. If you walk fast and its warm out you can burn off some of the flab, and it's easy to make a habit of the game.
My poetry site welcomes the unusual.
I like to eat too much and on occasion consume too many beers. I'm trying to cut down on the amount of calories I ingest, limit my beer intake, and walk or bike 5-6 times per week. It is slowly working, my gut is shrinking:-)
Eating habits and a healthy lifestyle are just as important as exercise. You didn't mention anything about how you eat... but try seeing a nutritionist or doing some reading on the subject.
I do Bowflex, Dance Dance Revolution, Wii Fit, yoga, and floor exercises (pushups, situps, etc).
I also stopped drinking sodas (no diet drinks either), and stopped eating deep fried foods (i.e. chicken, tortilla chips, fries, etc). After four years, I now occasionally eat fried chicken and I might have had three sodas in the past four years.
I read labels on food and make informed decisions about what to eat. If something I eat is high in fat, it's also either high in protein or other nutrients.
I stopped refilling my chocolate drawer at work and stopped putting three tablespoons of sugar in my coffee.
I don't deny myself anything, but when I indulge, I do so with restraint.
I went from 225 to 180 and have kept my weight between 180-185 for over two years.
Have you considered the Hawaii Chair?
I personally follows this http://www.fourmilab.ch/hackdiet/ There's a useful training program in it
The Men's Health magazine website has some really good workouts - with weights/equipment and without. They have workout directions you can print and videos you can download to your iPod. Men's Health Fitness
"No prints can come from fingers / If machines become our hands." -- Jack Johnson
Do Burpees (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burpee ) Developed by the other class of people who stay in a small room for much of their day. Get into a habit of doing a set when you wake up and another at night. I started them because of a long series of traveling where I needed a way to get an effecient workout done in a hotel room. I supplement these with biking to work and long walks with my dog.
While it is not something you can do in the house (unless you set up your own walls), its mental focus is perfect for geeks.
Long walks with a dog. Solitary, at your pace. and the dog has many other benifits to your life (just owning one has been shown to lower your blood pressure).
Dance Dance Revolution won't work all your muscle groups, but it will provide a great aerobic exercise and do a good number on your leg muscles.
Personal success story: Using only DDR, I went from 230 to 180 lbs and a set of solid legs I could strangle a horse with. Once I reached 180, I decided to try jogging and was able to start off doing 3 miles (3x farther than I've ever jogged in my life).
Best part is you can do it from the comfort of your home with the PS1 and PS2 versions. I recommend the basement or a sturdy floor, quite a bit of jumping is involved. I also suggest better dancing pads than the Konami ones, RedOctane.com has a great padded one that is easier on the joints and moves around less.
Most people eat much more than they need to. If you eat more slowly, you may realize that you do not need to eat quite as much.
To answer the original question:
"Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?"
I'm proud to say that I have went from a flabby, 180 lbs. to a toned skinny, toned 200 by following a nice regiment. The main thing in shredding weight\gaining mass is patience and persistence. Nothing is going to happen overnight. The key to losing weight or gaining mass or both isn't to just either run 400 miles a week or work out 3 times a day, but a solid combination of both, along with a steady healthy diet. For me, I generally do resistance training 3 times a week, each day targeted towards a specific muscle group (i.e. Monday: Chest\Triceps; Wednesday: Back\Biceps, Friday: Legs\Shoulders). Usually on my weight training days, I try to fit in 30-45 minutes of cardio AFTER working out. If you wait until after weight training, you start immediately burning fat instead of consuming the glycogen stores in your cells. On the off days, I usually just do cardio, maybe some abs, for approx. 45 minutes to an hour. You don't need to maintain a dead sprint during this time, as this is not good for you. There is a healthy "zone" that you need to keep your heartrate within to burn the most fat. Anything above this zone will result in cardiovascular training. Rest is also a very important factor. Make sure you get plenty of rest. Finally, make sure you eat as healthy as possible. I know it's hard for us nerds to go without our caffeine, but it's well worth it. Try to drink as much water as possible. Eat loads of chicken and seafood (Good protein paired with lots of Omega-3). If you are doing resistance training, you need to drink 2-3 protein shakes a day. Just design a good, solid program and adhere to it, and I promise you will start noticing results. Heck, if I can do it, I know for a fact, anybody can. I promise.
I bought a 'wee' and have been playing 'wee' sport, particularly boxing. I've lost a few pounds alreay, my wife wants to get wee fit, but is it worth anohter £70?
It's all in the mind.
DO experimenting and statistics.
make a target, get a plan and try to achieve it. Keep statistics. (I like data mining, especially my data :) Processing the data is delicious.
the data i'm collecting is my daily exercising routine. And I'm doing year long experiments with my fitness.
In that way exercising gets interesting and exciting. One surely doesn't want to miss a record in his statistics data series. It spoils the whole process and ruins the experiment!
What exercises are you doing is not that important. Do some pushups, yoga or both - for example ashtanga yoga is push-ups yoga, jogging, swimming, stretch ...
Tai Chi is not Kung Fu "slowed down". Tai Chi was created to beat the heck out of people. Every one of those "slow moves" is actually practice to break a bone or rip a joint apart.
It is almost impossible to find a Tai Chi teacher in the US that knows and teaches the martial aspects of Tai Chi. When you train the martial aspects, part of the training involves doing the moves really slow. This is so you can get the correct body mechanics down. Once you have the mechanics trained then you speed them up. It just so happens that the slow training is also good for balance and flexiblity.
Triathlons.
You can really maximize the geek factor when you work all three disciplines. Swimming is very technique oriented and non-impact.
Cycling has a huge array of toys. You can get fairly affordable carbon fiber or titanium bike (esp used). Training by power is all the rage, so that's more toys. What is your functional threshold power? normalized power per ride? correlate with heart rate (you are wearing a heart rate monitor, right?). At least one new power meter will hook into your Garmin or PDA with open source software coming out in the next year or so (e.g. http://www.quarq.us/). Dozens of software package let you over analze all this stuff with great charts and things.
Running allows you to justify additional toys like the Garmin or Polar cadence/pace/gps/time/heartrate systems, with associated analysis software.
Plus when you get into longer events like half or full iron distance events you can play with nutrition as well. Maximizes digestable calories on the go with custom-designed gatorade (http://www.infinitnutrition.us/).
Surely that's geeky enough!
You do have to actually exercise though. You can't just mount the bike on the wall. All that exercise, might make you more fit and lose weight too, but that's just a side-effect.
Go here and read and learn:
http://www.johnstonefitness.com/
It has changed my life in the last year.
The person that runs it is an IT guy that decided to change his life (see link for pictures)
http://www.johnstonefitness.com/php/pictures.php
Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
"I only speak the truth"
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Get a decent pair of running shoes for your own good and get out there.. There are a number of "couch to 5K" programs on the web. They usually take 6-8 weeks and have a slow ramp up to the 5K goal. The 3 times a week routines can be quite detailed (run 1/4mi, walk 1/4, run, 1/2, walk 1/4 etc etc) which may keep you interested.
There are also some gadgets that may make running more interesting to you. There are a number of heart monitor and pedometers out there. Nike+ is kinda cool as it records your distance and time into an ipod, uploading all data to a nike website to track trends and motivate you.
It may interest you as to WHY running is so hard at first (I mean it's just shuffling you legs right?). Read a little about endurance, strength, the physiology of running, and heart rate - then get a heart rate monitor (a cheap watch one will do). You'll learn all kinds of things about your body. Record data every time you run and you'll soon be running just to collect more data and make nice reports.. go nerds.
Take it easy though.. Part of the problem is that many people go out way to hard. Follow the couch to 5k program. It's deliberately slow. It is designed to get your muscles, joints, connective tissue prepared for running. You may be able to propel your body 3 miles at first go, but your body is really going to bitch about it later, possibly in the form of injury.
One you get into the habit of going out the door rather than turning on the TV in the early evening you'll find it much easier. You'll have alot more energy to boot.
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I am a fairly regular anon coward here (I don't troll though). I am also a jock. I would recommend taking a look at the book "Naked Warrior" (goofy title, I know but only startup costs are the book) or google "body weight culture" and there is a group all about solo exercises based off of the body. If you don't mind spending money, kettlebells rock out but are also quite intense.
Seriously though, at any grown up gym no one is judging you if you are polite and not dressed like an idiot.
I say get outside. Go take martial arts, hit a gym, go running, do anything! If you MUST stay inside, then do pushups, changing the position of your hands to cover all directions eventually. Also, be sure to do plenty of stretches; make yourself hurt. If you have a bar, do pullups. Goddamn it boy, not everything can be done from home. Get your ass outside! No point in looking good if you can't even show it off.
I agree that traditional Chinese Kung fu (not redundant, kung fu means great skill achieved through effort) is a fantastic method of physical conditioning, but be careful.
Kung fu works best and makes sense as a fighting system. In the world, since Mao, traditional masters are few and far between. It is easy for someone who has watched a few videos to pass themselves off as a teacher to people who don't know better.
My advice; if your instructor cannot spar effectively (either Tai Chi Chuan pushing hands or free sparring) find another school because all that person is doing is taking your money and teaching you step aerobics. You are getting none of the benefits of actual Tai Chi Chuan.
It'll just give you toned muscles. If you want to burn fat, you have to spend more calories than you consume. You need cardio: get the heart rate up, and keep it up. Sit-ups are also bad for you: do crunches instead.
What about the ridiculous number of people in China? Also, might we attribute it to the fact that they do not eat large amounts of saturated fats, trans-saturated fats, high fructose corn syrup, and generally eat more vegetables & fruits?
32 and still a beanpole. My diet is (has always been) what nutritionists typically consider junk. Exercise? No, why would I? I have tried to put on weight (I'm hovering around 140 lb) and actually failed because I can't force myself to over-eat that much. I have no fat uncles on either side. I guess I won the genetic lottery and I also have self control when it comes to food. But not with computers because if I'm at home, I am either sleeping or sitting in front of the PC.
First, check with your doctor before beginning any diet or exercise program. There are many ways to reduce unwanted pounds. Eating sensibly is number one. If you simply eat less calories, you will lose weight. This will shrink you stomach, but it will not shed (much) body fat. However, this means that whatever food you do eat must be good for you. Excess sugar (soft drinks), salt, and fat (deep fried foods) should be avoided as much as possible. Eating 5-10 servings of fruit and veg will help. Fruit is mostly water, but contains a lot of vitamins and minerals your body needs to function. The actual size of a serving is never clearly defined. I typically, treat a serving as half the size of my fist, but I do lean more towards 10 rather than 5 servings. Nutritionists are constantly finding new things in food. So I try to keep the variety high. Also, try drinking a cup of water before every meal. Drink plenty of water (6-10 cups a day). The signal for thirst and hunger are the same. You may think you are hungry, but in fact you are thirsty. Try drinking a cup of water when you feel hungry. wait 5-10 minutes, if you are still hungry, then you probably are hungry. Running on a treadmill, elliptical, arc trainer will burn fat. Depending on your age, training will vary. Get a trial membership at a gym. They typically, offer an assessment, and a beginner program. Then cancel after the trial is done, and workout at home. The trainer will help you find exercises that work for you. If you are in your 30s, eventually you will want to be burning 500-1,000 calories per session. This is a lot! Shoot for 300, and work you way up. 500-750 should be a target, but you should be able to do a session at 1,000. You won't know this value unless you're running on a machine. Which you can use in a gym.
Swimming laps, or running 5 miles a day.
I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
No excuses. Shut up and do it.
http://www.p90x.com/ I personally have done P90X before with great results and am on my second run through now. Even if you don't follow the program to the letter you can use the workouts individually on your own schedule and the diet planning is very helpful. The DVD's are available in numerous locations (wink, nudge) but the program is legitimately worth purchasing. Of course the success of any workout regimen comes down to having the discipline to keep at it.
Concept 2 rower (model C, D, or E) from ebay ($600) :)
Pullup Bar/station ($50 - $120)
Chair to assist with Pullup Bar (any chair will do
- Row (20 min. at various intervals)
- Wide grip overhand pullups (2 or 3 sets)
- Narrow grip underhand pullups (2 or 3 sets)
- Wide Pushups (2 or 3 sets)
- Narrow Pushup - hands 2 inches apart (2 or 3 sets)
- Dips - if you have a pullup station with dip bars (2 or 3 sets)
- Crunches (1 sets)
- Situps (1 sets)
You can do this all in 1 day for 2 or 3 days a week, or break it up in to 2 workouts you do 2 or 3 days a week (4 - 6 days total)
Be sure to look at YouTube videos for proper rowing technique and video yourself to make sure you are doing it properly.
1. We don't.
2. Playing World of Warcraft.
3. Wii Sports is exercise. Right?
4. Watching women's tennis.
5. Whining about Microsoft.
Does anyone have experience with working IT while walking or even standing? The idea behind the "walkstation" from steelcase is interesting for a number of reasons (unfortunately their rather expensive). Finding sufficient time to exercise (their recommending >90min for weight loss now) can be a challenge when trying to balance life around a typical IT work schedule. Being able to walk slowly for 4-6 hours a day at work would seem like an ideal way to stay mentally sharp throughout the day & become more fit at the same time.
So whats are the potential downsides? And how does it acutally work in practice?
A decent pair or running shoes is less that $100. (I tried running in $16 shoes from Target, but they killed my knees). They last about a year. You can run as much or as little as you want, according to your schedule, and you don't have to coordinate it with anyone. You just go. Make sure to stretch first, get enough rest at night, and get good nutrition.
Kettlebells. They're an excellent full body workout. I coach high school wrestling and have been weight training for the last 15 years. I ditched free weights four years ago for a set of kettlebells and will never go back. I do all my workouts at home. You can start out with just one kettlebell and work up from there. Get Pavel's "Enter the Kettlebell" book and DVD and you'll be hooked.
Calories Burned for Activity: Standing - Light
136 calories per hour
Crank up the vibes and move your feet.
I work standing up at my keyboard, the World's Fastest Keyboard.
I walk to and from the bus to work.
I cycle to work sometimes.
from the "father of the perfect keyboard"
Here is a free weight loss website comparable to WeightWatchers and the like. www.sparkpeople.com
http://www.crossfit.com
If you insist on not joining a gym, or can't afford to build your own home gym (most people can't), there is still a way to do what you want.
Google: "Death by bodyweight"
This is a great starting place: Death by bodyweight
You may find that you'll start to really enjoy working out...in which case I'd highly recommend joining a gym. I've been doing a MWF split at my gym the past 18 months and it's really been fun. Learning what works, what doesn't, seeing progress etc.
Also, I'm as introverted as they come...I have paranoid schizophrenia. Going to the gym has been great for me because I can be in public (i.e. around people) but not be obligated to interact with them at all. I just put on my headphones and lift, no problem. It's fun, and it's healthy for me both mentally and physically to get out and exercise.
Btw, here's a great resource for beginner bodybuilders: Bodybuilding.com forums
Good Luck.
The government has a defect: it's potentially democratic. Corporations have no defect: they're pure tyrannies. -Chomsky
I'm slowly losing the battle with the bulge as well but I've had some success over the last couple of years. Last year I trained for and ran the Chicago Half Marathon. I used the Smart Coach from runnersworld.com New city, some excitement and a goal really made it all worth it. I ran it alone and didn't get the greatest time in the world but I finished. I'm glad I did it.
This year I got some workout videos and am now doing a very rigorous program called P90X in the mornings every day. It is making a big difference. If you don't want to go out you don't have to. I'm a big fan of the workout routine at this point and would recommend it to anyone who is relatively in shape and wants something more. It's a 90 day program which is nice for the goal setting as well. And it changes up once in a while so it doesn't get too stale.
Ellipctical! It thoroughly rocks--very low/no impact on the joints (good if you're a bigger guy or have knee problems) but it still kicks your butt 9-ways from Sunday--works your heart, and your legs, arms, and chest at the same time... Efficient! And it'll tickle your geek-gadget-gene to put it together. (Here's a hint, though... Pay for "inside delivery" as this device will come on the back of a truck--not a UPS truck but an LTL freight arrangement. Trust me, they're REALLY heavy and, while in the box, difficult to move solo.)
My elliptical is a schwinn and I paid just over US$600 for it, but its been a great investment. I've lost weight and have more energy, and my waist is smaller which has made buying clothes for my "Dress-formal" office a lot easier and cheaper.
The bicycle is more for recreation than for aerobic exercise... I just like tooling around the neighborhood, or maybe doing a little paved trail riding... I'm not into the "extreme" bicycling that some of my friends do, I just like it as an option... "So do you want to get some dinner and then go for a bike ride?" sounds way friendlier and less... loaded... than "Let's get some drinks and go back to your place."
Who did what now?
http://crossfit.com/ is a fitness "blog" that posts a new workout every day, which, with the right equipment (some can be gleaned from household items, some can't) can be done in the privacy of your own home. They also have videos of how to do all the movements. OR, if you want some *serious* motivation, find a Crossfit gym near you (they are all over the country... just search Google for "Crossfit Affiliate ." You have NO IDEA what you're capable of, physically, until you've done Crossfit regularly for a few months. Check it out, seriously.
I'm going to throw one more thing into the mix here.
Tae Bo.
Seriously, Billy Blanks will kick your sorry ass all over your living room.
You will sweat like you didn't know you could, and you will be seriously damn tired, plus it only takes about 20 minutes for each video.
I won't provide any links, so I don't come off as shilling for any particular company. I happen to like the stuff that comes up in the top hits in Google, though.
I've been using kettlebells off and on for most of the last 5 years. The exercises seem kind of crazy, especially when compared to the typical gym machine or freeweight exercises, but they're effective.
Using kettlebells won't give you a bodybuilder (booby-builder) physique, but they will make you STRONG. Like, scary strong. Can you pick up your 50lb child with one arm and lift her over your head? I can (if she's wearing something strong enough, like a snow suit). You wouldn't know it to look at me, though. I'm not overly developed, but KB exercises strengthen core muscles (abs, obliques, back, shoulders, etc.) and force you to learn how to use all of your body to lift things.
The target audience for KBs is usually martial artists and other such folk. I'm your typical computer guy who values his finger dexterity way too much to get into that stuff. But I hated going to the gym, and push-ups weren't doing enough to keep the flab off. Plus, I've always suffered from chronic lower-back pain. My brother (who is into martial arts) introduced me to KBs, and I've been throwing them around ever since.
I'd better stop before this starts sounding too much like an info-mercial. I have no connection to the people selling this stuff, other than that I'm a very happy kettlebeller. Oh, one last thing. Unless you have someone to train with and learn from, make sure that you buy a book, and/or a video. The exercises are incredible, but they take time to learn, and you can hurt yourself if you don't learn proper form and technique. I've never injured myself, fwiw.
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Check out www.crossfit.com. Most of the "Workout of the Day" workouts take around 30 minutes, some as little as 5-6 minutes, a few as long as an hour. They are all self scaling or scaled by the BrandX guys and they are heavy on MetCon which will take weight off of you with a quickness.
The minimum equipment requirements are pretty low. It's nice to have a pullup bar and a bench and some freeweights. But you can sub bodyweight stuff for most of the weighted stuff and still get great benefits out of it.
Try it and see.
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Here's what I do: I bought a cheap ($180) treadmill from WalMart. I put it in front of the TV, and either put in a movie I want to watch, or some game on the 360. Turn the treadmill on, and work out to your favorite movies and some good games. It keeps you from being bored, and the time seems to just fly by.
No equipment. 10 simple movements and a simple sitting meditation that circulates metabolic energy. Builds TENDON strength, strength from the inside out, from next to the bones outward. There are stories of paralyzed stroke patients who did the exercises at first only in their minds, soon were able to walk out of hospital.
Its all about building metabolic momentum.
Chinese Herbalists know Shan-Zha (Haw, hawthorn fruit) is the best herb for burning fat, even fat within arteries and veins.
As long as you are the type to not give up easily, find something athletic-ish that you're interested in doing but seems a bit too difficult, something that happens maybe 4-6 months in the future, and sign up for it. You'll have a financial, emotional, and strategic commitment.
Then train for it not just to 'get fit', but because if you don't, the event will physically kick your ass. When training is not the goal in itself, you are working to get yourself fit for some functional purpose that you can measure the progress toward, and it's much easier.
It's similar to the way headphones can make a particular workout go faster, but on a larger scale.
After 27, the pounds (or kilos for the rest of the world) started piling on uncontrollably. I did several things that really helped.
:)
1) Stopped drinking sugar sodas. All my energy drinks are crappy tasting but low calorie and do the job.
2) Found and old XBOX and started playing DDR. This had the unexpected side effect of my teenagers wanting to play (thus they were exercising).
3) I tried any group work out routine (most will let you try for free once). The one that I bought into was LA Boxing's 1 hour workout routine (www.laboxing.com). Basically.. I go to work, take a 1.5 hour lunch (work out), then I don't feel guilty sitting on my tukus for the rest of the day. They also allow you to take a free class.
The best thing about this is you can try experimenting for free until you find one that you can tolerate
I run a min of 3.1 miles (a 5k) a day (with the exception of Sunday) at around a 8.5 min pace, on the weekends I usually do 9.3 miles (15k) plus I go to the gym to weight train 3 times a week. I'm thinking of training for a triathlon... Yes, I'm a fit Geek... Wasn't always though - 2 years ago I was pushing 290lbs & now at 40 years old, I weigh 183 with 11.1% body fat. BEST thing about all that exercise is that I can pretty much eat what I want.
Having tried Cycling, White Water Kayaking, Hiking, and the standard aerobic equipment at the Gym. I must say going to the rock gym 3 times a week for 30min - 1 Hr had the largest positive impact on the shape of my body. Most of the other exorcizes tended to bulk up different parts of my body. If you have problems with your hands or wrists I would talk to a doctor before trying it. When climbing there can be tremendous strain on your fingers and hand injuries that could impact your ability to type are common.
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Everyone seems to be suggesting THEIR answer, which is OK but might not be YOUR answer.
For instance, a few people have said that going to the gym is the perfect solution. I *HATE* gyms, and if I relied on one for my fitness, I'd be dead by now (either from bad health or suicide). Ditto for elliptical trainers and treadmills, and really anything that is exercise for the sake of exercise.
Personally, I cycle and fence. The key is that I _enjoy_ the activities, which makes it far easier to get motivated to do them. If you hate what you're doing, you won't do it. Never schedule misery into your day.
So find something that you like doing, and stick to it.
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I'm still pumped from using the mouse.
Well, some time ago I weighted in at 115 kg. That's a *lot*, and I was not happy.
I found a nice trainig idea at http://bodyforlife.com/ - while I did buy the book, I found this not to be necessary: you can find all required data at the site. And no, there's no need to buy their advertised food-stuff.
Now I'm at 92 kg, and feel much better. And yes, it did go rather quickly. And I'm certain I'll reach my aim of 80 kg, even if it'll take some time yet.
Yes, you probably need a Gym, although you might find enough info on the net to do your muscle training at home, perhaps with just a few dumbbells. ;)
If you worry about being in a Gym, it's easy: use a walkman, set it to relatively noisy, do your training, ignore everybody. Simple
Here's what I do:
* Monday: Upper body muscle training.
* Tuesday: Cardio (20 minutes, spike-form)
* Wednesday: Lower body muscle training
* Thursday: Cardio (fast walk for 68 minutes at 5.0 km/h and 15 to burn 1000 kcal)
* Friday: Upper body muscle training
Would be good to do some cardio on Saturday, but I usually don't get around to it.
Some basic points about muscle training:
* The BFL program is pretty good. You do a set of 12 movements, wait 60 seconds, do a set of 10 (with more weights), then 8 (more weight), then 6 (max weight), then 2x12 (less weight, but without any pause between them). The idea is to see your muscles fail on the second set of 12, no matter how hard you try. Yes, do this as hard as you can, curse at your muscles, try for juuuust one more... it really helps.
* Perfection is if you can upgrade the weights on one of these movements every time.
* Give your muscles an entire day to recover. Do not do the same training two days in a row, it's pretty useless as the muscles need some peace and quiet to grow.
* Training is hard: you train to the absolute limit of your muscle capability. This is the best way of making sure your muscles feel the need to grow. Because:
* Your body hates muscles. They are expensive to build up, and they are expensive to maintain, as a kilo of muscles consumes about 100 kcal per day, even if it doesn't move at all.
Cardio:
* Spiked Cardio is nice, too. You start at a low level (imagine level 0 being in bed in the morning, and level 10 running away from a pack of wolves), slowly grow each minute, reach a spike, drop down to relax, and build up again. The whole thing takes about 20 minutes, which each level running for 60s. The levels look like this:
6 6 6 7 8 9 6 7 8 9 6 7 8 9 6 7 8 9 10 6
* You can use any form of cardio for this (running, swimming, skating, rowing, etc), but I prefere the Crosstrainer. Nice.
* The long cardio is useful for flushing your body, loosing a lot of kcal in the process. It's not too hard (my heartbeat being in the high 150s), and I view a nice (short) movie while a walk fast.
Food:
* I use low fat stuff, and avoid anything white (bread, potatoes, cheese, milk, etc).
* Eat 4-5 times per day, about a handful of meat and a handful of greenery each time. Concentrate on proteins (meat).
* Fish are good, turkey breast, Bananas, Apples... (check the BFL site for full details).
Ü The amount of kcal you need per day varies (they have a calculator). I need 1800, thus this is what I eat every day - don't eat too little.
* Sunday is your Free Day - eat what you want. Choclate, Pizza, Ice Cream - no problem. Yes, yes, you'll overdo it the first time. And the second. But you'll learn to limit yourself and not eat too much, and then it works very well.
* If you see a nice munchy choclate bar in a shop - no need to think "Aaaarghm I'm not allowed!". Think: "Heeey, only two days until Sunday, then I can eat it!". Don't buy it yet, though - wait till Sunday (or Saturday afternoon in case the shop would be closed).
Good luck!
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You will have a new toy and when exercising you can keep your heart rate up there by maximizing you results. 100 bpm for beginners is a good target rate regardless of what your doing the most important thing is to keep it around 100 bpm for an hour. Once you in better shape interval training works wonders 150bpm for short periods and recovery until your rate is at 100bpm again repeat for a half hour with 15 min warm up and cool down. Interval training will give you more of the prolonged BRM increase you would get with weight training, which you still need to do.
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Get a concept II rowing machine - it hits most of your muscle groups while giving you an aerobic workout at the same time, and it folds up against the wall while not in use. http://www.concept2.com/us/default.asp [I'm not affiliated with the company]
I think you might have mistyped?
"Strength training destroys muscle mass: your body spends extra energy for days after the session is over rebuilding the damaged tissue."
Actually it's the opposite but since you seem to know that already I am assuming you made a typo? I've done the same thing as you but starting BF % was lower I think around 20-22%.
I love my gadgets as much as the next geek, but it's nice to rely on nothing but a solid pair or shoes and an old pair of shorts. I can't buy or upgrade myself into being faster or running further, it's just me and the road.
It's a good way to balance out all the use of technology in my life.
Steal my band's record! Seriously,
I do both weights for 1 hr and cardio right after for 30-40 mins. Not doing cardio didn't work for me for cutting fat down. Doing the cardio does one good thing which is it creates a demand for glucose that must be filled either from your liver storage of glycogen or your next meal. That means that when you eat next you are going to have a lot more of the carbs you eat go to your muscles rather than to your fat cells.
Do Kung Fu =) Aerobic, and amusing to practice. If you need a boost to calorie burning, spar. I guess caloric burn rate of boxing/kickboxing is probably the closest measure you'll find.
Also if you find a decent teacher, you might something useful.
Http://www.CrossFit.com I found this in January, workouts take 20-30 minutes.
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Lifting weights is useless. There are never any barbells in a real fight.
Football practice is useless. There are never any automobile tires on the field during a real game.
Practicing scales and arpeggios are useless. My band doesn't do Hanon or Czerny covers.
Sarcastic analogies are useless. Real idiots aren't receptive to them.
Before I started biking to work I did...nothing. I've been the same weight since I graduated high school 15 years ago. I do pretty much the same things now that I did back then with the exception of chasing a 20 month old around now.
I don't eat a lot of junk like candy, doughnuts, candybars, or any other crap like that. I eat some, but I don't eat it all day. Other than that, I eat pretty healthy meals.
Now that I ride a bike to work I still weigh what I did before I started, I'm just in better shape (my legs are anyway).
If you're having trouble keeping weight off, check your diet and your exercise. It looks like you're already exercising a bit, so you probably need to take a closer look at what you're eating.
The GI for watermelon is very high but that does not really matter because the amount of sugar you get from a regular sized portion is not much. Even a small slice of watermelon once per day isn't going to do anything to your blood sugar levels if eaten with other foods such as meat or lower GI carbs. The most important thing is glycemic load which has an effect on how much insulin is released. Insulin also causes fat cells to take up glucose not just muscle so the more carbs you eat the more insulin is needed to get rid of it.
Also there's no reason to limit carbs too much on workout days because this can ultimately affect your performance and ability to work out harder. If anything at least have one higher carb meal before your workout but not too much as to be counter productive. This may take some experimenting but you will find that overall you are going to be better off. If you don't have any energy for your workout you're going to be lifting less weight for less reps.
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Jog in place while you masturbate. It'll take you longer to finish, so you should get a good 20-30 minute workout. Plus, the payoff at the end will be awesome.
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Real geeks play paintball! http://www.paintballgeex.com Put your gaming skills to use and hit the local paintball field for a great and fun workout!
You're mixing two separate things - weight gain/loss and calorie intake/usage. They're linked, but not the same.
Regular weight training builds muscle mass assuming you eat properly. If you don't eat properly you can potentially LOSE muscle mass instead of fat mass which is even worse (especially from a 'visual' perspective).
However muscle weighs more than fat...so you potentially eat MORE food and GAIN weight (or at least maintain) while still achieving the goal (assuming it is) of looking thinner and less fatty, more muscled, and overall being in better shape.
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If you decide on an elliptical trainer, make sure you try a few out. They are designed for different stride lengths, and it makes quite a difference how they feel for you, and how pleasant the experience is. The correct stride length makes quite a difference.
I thought about using a stationary bike as a generator and using it to power my TV or computer... that way if I want to use either one I would be forced to exercise. And it would be a fun project to actually implement.
Sometimes the best solution is to stop wasting time looking for an easy solution.
To specifically address the question posed...
You must be new here.
Now, if you don't mind, can we please get back to our tangential side conversation? It hasn't yet devolved into an all-out flamewar between the Aerobic Nazis vs. the Weightlifting Trolls.
You aren't doing enough exercise. 60 press ups (push ups??) is ok, but doesn't really target your waist line. 30 situps... if you are doing them everyday isn't going to do very much after a short time. You need to be increasing your numbers. You need to focus on improvement. If you can do 30 situps, try 2 sets of them. Then try 3 sets. Once you can do 3 sets of 30 sit ups increase to 40 sit ups or 50. Eventually you may have to do resistance exercises such as doing them while holding a medicine ball.
You need to be constantly pushing the envelope until you get to your target. Once there, you can stay at a constant routine. If what you are doing isn't working, then you need to push yourself to do a little bit more.
Cardio workouts are a great way to trim the mid section as well. Running, biking, speed walking, and swimming are all great for this. You need to be getting your heart rate up to about 120 beats per minute (to start, higher as you get more in shape).
If you really don't want to exercise in front of people then get a stationary bike or a treadmill, or an elliptical machine.
Don't forget diet as well. You may not be over eating but what you are eating may not be all that healthy. When good diet and exercise are combined you will get great results.
Most of the geeks I know that stay fit into their 40s are into some sport and have been all their lives. They can almost always say "I am a [cyclist|runner|martial artist|walker|climber|surfer|mountain biker|triathlete|whatever]". The difference is that defining a part of your life outside geekdom and being a bit obsessive about it means that you can exercise every week for your whole life. Plus you can be pretty geeky about the sport if you pick something interesting.
The alternative is wasted money every month to a gym you rarely use, expensive exercise kit gathering dust in your garage and a real problem keeping the calories burning off.
My personal experience has been that rock climbing obsessively in my 20s got me very fit and strong. Life changes, jobs, marriage, kids - so I've added things that fit in better while still climbing. So now I snowboard, surf (badly), swim/cycle/run (I'd like to be a triathlete but its my new challenge for my 40s and a real work in progress).
And that final statement hits me the hardest - to stand still with my weight I have to do more every year - but in a way that's the fun part.
Jacking off, mostly.
Coworkers looked at me strangely when I mentioned horseback riding as exercise. When I shaved off 30lbs in 6 months though they didn't think it was so strange.
I went to a horseback riding clinic where they mentioned replacing your desk chair with a yoga ball for those of us that are office workers. It forces good posture and while it is not an extreme workout, it immensely helps balance and muscle tone.
The discussion I have been reading is all about work outs? I personally cant stand a work out! However, why not take up squash ladder, join a soccer team? I started riding motocross (yes I am a programmer) I was 5' 10" 205 lb, 47 year old. twice a week I ride hard (dripping sweat hard). Now I am at 182, and having a ton of fun. I have found that most adult "fun" sports are very accepting to new members. Its what keeps their "club" going. The other thing a team will do, is put pressure on you to attend as you have made a commitment to the team as well as yourself. There is also the benefit of the social aspect of the requesite beer after said event.
I know of one geek who exercises well(I know it's MySpace, but he's not a computer geek).
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I don't think being introverted has particularly much to do with spending all your time inside - I think that's probably an issue you should deal with though. I'd suggest starting with small steps - and making time for yourself.
As far as getting in shape, you should really try to be open about going outside - there are plenty of fun things you can do out there to burn weight quickly, that don't involve being around groups of people. Some ideas:
Outside:
Kayaking, hiking - you can do these for hours on end, and you'll get nicely defined legs and shoulders. If you're up for it mountain biking or road biking is an awesome cardio workout.
I always used to find playing basketball - even just shooting hoops was excellent for loosing weight.
Rock climbing is phenominal for losing weight (and encouraging you to lose weight) and building lean strength, and the people in this sport tend to be really inclusive and easy going.
Inside:
Yoga or pilates can be a great way to work on both strength and cardio (depending on the style). It's great to pair up with another sport to give you a good balance of flexibility and overall strength.
I'd really recommend getting a trainer - a little resistance wheel you stick on the back of a bicycle. They can be had for cheap, and they can turn almost any bike into a great stationary bike. You can spin at a nice lowish cadence for hours while watching movies and burn amazing amounts of calories. You can even read ebooks or listen to podcasts while doing this. Then you're nice and strong if you decide to go for a ride outside.
Lastly you could go to a gym, not really my taste, but they have a lot of equipment that's hard to replicate in a home environment. If you do opt to build a home gym, be sure to buy used equipment - every spring the used market is flooded with equipment from people that bought it and never used it.
I'd start ramping up slowly - no need to burn out by going too gung ho.
Good luck!
It's my personal opinion (and direct experience) that if you have to exercise to stay thin, there's crap in your diet that's making you gain weight. I used to be 230 pounds, now I'm 185 (which is about right for my height). The only exercise I get is 11 minutes of weight lifting (arms & legs only) twice a week. This I do for vanity only. But diet? That's where the magic is. Remove all man-made food from your diet, return to raw fruits & veggies & nuts & berries, cook 'em sometimes if you have to, cook your own meat, and avoid, to the greatest possible extent, anything that went through a manufacturing plant (you can tell because this stuff comes in boxes and cans). And keep this in mind: Almost anything you eat in a typical restaurant these days went through a manufacturing plant and arrived on a freezer truck.
With this incredibly restrictive diet (which consists of the stuff humanoids have been eating for hundreds of thousands of years, rather than the chemicals and such invented in the last 100 years), your body will return to the weight it naturally prefers. http://darwinshealth.blogspot.com/
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1300+ comments and 99.9% of them revealing and encouraging. We've collectively put a MOUNTAIN of thought into personal health. Our bodies get a lot of focus. --The medium is the message, eh? Says a ton about our society.
You can pull a Veidt, (Watchmen) and just skim over this vast field of posts and within a few minutes know pretty much every solution there is when it comes to balancing a sit-all-the-time job with trying to keep the body healthy.
I might as well pitch in with my own little story, since the motivation to share IS almost overwhelming. (People put so much thought into this and are so rarely asked what their solutions are).
1. An Interesting Observation Everybody has a different body, but in the geek world, there's a big generalization one can make; we're either tall, skinny guys, or we're tubs. Don't really know why that is, but that genetic skew seems to be a fact. I'm a tall skinny guy, perhaps this post will be useful for two-thirds of anybody skimming over this.
2. Quality and Quantity. By Default. Being just this side of some sort of condition other people get drugged for but which I've been lucky enough to be able to live around, I tend to get so into whatever it is I'm working on that I forget to eat. Hunger becomes just this annoying thing which I'll deal with after I tinker with this one line I'm working on for just ten more minutes. . . Eventually the stomach stops complaining. So long as you don't spend a lot of time in this state, (you'll make yourself sick if you do. I know.), and when you do eat, go out of your way to eat the good stuff, so that when you do eat the junk it doesn't tend to cause a problem. --As for the Good Stuff, nutrition-wise, that whole "Listen to your body" thing really, really works, I find. If people quiet down long enough to hear the internal cues, and if they bind that with some basic nutritional research, then 95% of the grocery store becomes off-limits, as do fast-food joints and the like. I live in a city with a LOT of fat people who are fat as a direct result of their diet and because they are simply not paying attention. The body doesn't want to feel bad, and so if you only eat that which makes your body feel better after having eaten it, then you're a long way to where most people want to be.
3. Exercise. I happen to own a bike instead of a car, and so when I need to get anywhere, I'm stressing the body in a good way by necessity. In the Winter, I'm on foot. Beyond that, when I'm feeling a little too thin upper body-wise, I might do some push-ups or exercises of some sort, but that's only for aesthetic reasons which I soon give up on. Girls seem to find me attractive enough, so I figure as long as I'm happy and healthy enough to experience life however I need to, then why waste time?
Okay. That's my two-cents. Thanks to everybody for sharing! These kinds of questions remind me of the Big Common Connection. Despite my sometimes-grumbling, I really do think you're all pretty awesome!
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IANA dietitian but from my own experience a geek lifestyle coupled with a steady diet of energy drinks is not a good thing. The amount of sugar alone should steer you away.
I think eating proper portions is something to consider. Since I sit in front of a screen all day and burn few calories, I try to eat smaller portions but savor every bite. One thing to consider: if I'm going to eat less, I want to eat better tasting food as well. So, I downloaded a cookbook and started learning how to be a better cook. I'm turning into a food geek.
Finally, 30 minutes of exercise is all you need. I do pushups, pullups, and situps while I watch TV. I got a GPS and started exploring every trail I could find. I intend to do a GPS + Google Maps mashup eventually; that should be geeky enough for me.
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You say you already do push-ups and sit-ups. sounds like you just need to add a few more exercises to your routine plus some cardio. I like to do martial arts after sitting at my pc all day and it's a really great workout. I will go to the dojo because it helps me to be consistent and the instructors push you further. Sounds like this is not what you are interested in. However, martial arts have produced some of the fittest people in the world... For home training I recommend checking out http://www.akban.org/fitness/ There you can find exercises to round out your routine and also cool self defense techniques.
Got a PL-bar, squat rack, bench and eventually some dumbells.
Use the, done.
The first thread got so high focus on what to eat from retards who have no clue.
Actually weight training doesn't lead to more muscle cells. You end up with the same number you started with, they just get a lot bigger. They're multi-nucleated cells, and will add more nuclei, mitochondria and other organelles as needed.
Two old men were sitting in the park, one said "it's nice out", the other said "in that case I'll get mine out".
Olympic barbell, sandbags, kettlebells, treadmill, chinup bar, exercise bike, jump rope
Seriously just because you are a geek doesn't mean you can't have muscle.
Forget the bowflex or other machines. Just get a pile of weights, some dumbbell handles and a bar and go nuts.
A lot of the posts here seem to have a lot of ways of avoiding any real exercise.
The phrase "more better" is acceptable English. suck it grammar Nazis
One of the symptoms of ODing on energy drinks is weight loss.
There's a decent "deck of cards" workout that I use when I can't get to a gym. Combine that workout three times a week with a 30 minute run at 8 minute/mile pace nightly and you should be on your way to tone and weight loss. Kept the weight off even through the longest and most decadent business trips.
The "deck" workout goes something like this:
Each suit is a different exercise, and the card value is the number of repetitions, though certain exercises have a multiplier applied to the card value. Jacks are 11, Q-12, K-13, A-14. Exercises can be chosen from: unweighted squats (x5 mult.), regular pushups, diamond pushups, crunches (or whatever ab exercise you prefer) (x5), or pullups (if you have a bar). You shuffle the deck, and start flipping cards over, one by one and do that exercise. Easy, cheap, requires no equipment, and can be done in any room in which there is enough space to do a pushup!
for indoor workout:
1. Pushups, 3 different techniques plus one armed pushups.
2. Tricep dips off the kitchen counter (in a corner)
3. Situps & crunches. Not one or the other. Both. Every day. Squeeze!
4. Dumbell curls. Don't swing, don't cheat. Use so much weight that you can barely do 8 reps.
5. Squats (with dumbell held between legs using both hands).
Okay that's enough to keep you busy. Back is missing, but your back is going to come into play during all of those exercises to keep your core stable. Especially during the pushups . Pick up a magazine or read online to find out the proper technique for the exercises. If you find a way to make the exercise less painless, you're probably cheating yourself. Make sure your technique is correct. Think about the physics and what the muscles are doing and which are involved. Also, make sure you're working to the point of discomfort. In fact, once discomfort sets in, you should do a few more reps. Push past that point. The goal is to do the exercise until your muscles physically can't do it anymore. Don't stop at any particular number or just because it hurts. That's not exercising. That's just wasting time. Sure you may burn a few calories, but you're not going to add any real improvement to your body. If you're not sweating at the end of your workout, you didn't push hard enough during your exercises. Even the concentration alone should cause you to sweat if you're working past the point of discomfort.
Last tip. Don't waste hours and hours running around the neighborhood thinking you're doing a great service to your body. It's probably not what you need and there's a good chance you're doing as much harm as good.
I can't have been the only person to have combined a treadmill, some lumber and drawer hardware, two computers and a Sega Genesis system in their basement?
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I lost 40 pounds through a combination of a low carb diet (no bread, potatos, rice, pasta or sweets) and walking about 4 miles each workday. To make the walking more interesting I listen to an iPod filled with audio books from Audible. I used to get this exercise by walking to work, but now I live close to my workplace, so I take an hour off for an afternoon constitutional.
Wii Fit. Man do I feel like an idiot playing it, but it does an OK job I suppose.
I think that it depends upon the type of strength training you're doing. Typical weight training is focused on building muscle mass and bulk rather than improving strength-to-weight ratio. Dynamic anaerobic training such as that in rock climbing or gymnastics, which require high strength-to-weight ratios, tends to build smaller but still lean and strong muscle mass.
Basically, the body adapts to the type of activity. Since ordinary weight training doesn't impose a penalty for having a low strength-to-weight ratio, the body doesn't optimize appropriately for weight loss.
Now eat less, and walk.
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Swimming doesn't usually have much effect on weight for the same reason - it really wears you out so the tendency is to have a big meal afterwards. If you can control your hunger then it is good exercise though.
I'd assume that swimming and other aerobic exercise is better for your heart than pure weight training as well? I find it pretty easy to do weights, but my lungs suck (no pun intended). I used to have an inhaler for asthma when I was a kid, and I still have hay fever. I lost to a fat chick on a 200metre race at school! When I was at university I started doing a bit of jogging at the gym and managed to build myself up so that I could jog/run for 20minutes without stopping, but at the moment I could probably only manage 2 or 3 minutes of jogging at a time depending on how warm it is (cold air is better as it has more oxygen).
which is totally what she said
Best exercise I've ever done.
Bicycle & Billy Boot Camp, thats what i do.
You say you're trying to lose weight (your primary goal) and that you don't eat "a lot"; possibly the food you're eating isn't the best?
It sounds as if you're exercising regularly at least *some* way, so that's probably not the problem. Try eating foods with less fat, sugar, etc. While you're at it, try getting more fresh fruits/vegetables, eating only whole grain breads/pastas. Portions are significant too, but content is key.
Your comments are spot-on.... but I'd also add that the reasons most of these "diets" fail is precisely BECAUSE they're designed with being a "temporary measure" in mind.
People follow these weird diets that encourage eating an abundance of a particular category or two of food, while shunning many others. Obviously, that's going to get BORING after so long, and the dieter is going to slip back out of that routine. (In some cases, it may even deprive them of a needed vitamin or mineral - forcing them to give it up.)
Others offer well-balanced mixes of tasty food choices, but they encourage "laziness" on the part of the dieter, letting the company (Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, etc.) do the calorie counting for them. Once they tire of spending that much of a price premium to purchase everything from them -- they usually again fall into eating patterns of taking in more calories.
By the same token, there's considerable evidence that it's not even necessarily "bad" to be a little over the weight some chart claims is "ideal" for an individual. (Remember grandma's old thing about cleaning your plate, to stay healthy? Some studies show slightly overweight people get sick less often.)
As long as you stay reasonably active and make healthy food choices (not too many trans-fats or processed sugars, etc.), it's probably both natural and "ok" to gain a little weight as you age.
In the discussion of calories you might also consider what foods you are eating. Just over 30% of people have a glycemic responses that causes them to gain weight more quickly when eating foods high in sugar and simple carbohydrates. It's an insulin balance thing. The glycemic response is probably why the Atkins diet can be so successful for many people.
I have to watch my pasta, bread and rice along with some fruit like bananas. Alcohol and soft drinks are high glycemic index foods and need to be taken in moderation.
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The upper you go into the sysadmin stuff, heavier stuff you have to lift.
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I recently started surfing (you near the beach?) My wife wore her heart rate monitor last time and in 1 hour burned 600+ calories, about the same as our normal jog loop. Plus you don't get sweaty in New England waters.
>When you find an activity that you actually enjoy, it'll cease to be a tiresome workout and will simply be a fun thing that you do.
I can vouch for that.
I hit 260 a few months ago and said enough was enough. I had a bike (old, but it worked) and decided it was time to use it. after a couple months, I'm down 11-ish pounds and all is going well. Every now and again (maybe once or twice a week) I'll be at work or watching tv or something and if I can, I'll just get up and go on a ride because I want to, not because I made myself do it (though I make myself ride nightly regardless).
So yea! Find an activity that you could enjoy (indoors or out) and just do it. You'll feel better about yourself later and that in-and-of-itself will be enough encouragement to keep going.
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Set up a treadmill desk!
http://www.treadmill-desk.com/
There is a school of thought that believes if you short your body on calories more than a certain percent, your body goes into survival mode and burns anything it can but fat. Given your activity level, and assuming you are a male, have you tried upping your caloric intake into the 2000-2500 range to see if you start losing weight?
Also do you have lots of extra skin or fat? Perhaps you need to speak with a plastic surgeon about removing some of your extra skin (but not liposuction). Skin can weigh a lot and has a limited ability to contract after being expanded greatly.
On a more general note, you had this routine for years and not got the result you wanted? Have you tried changing it up in any way? What is that saying, "Insanity is continuing to do the same thing and expecting different results"?
Juujutsu
Massage (giving, preferably to someone with severe muscular distress)
Dance (many different sorts)
Yoga
Or one I used to do - Juggle while I was on the computer, whenever there was a point of lag.
...without gaining a fraction of an inch around my waste line...
I don't know whether that typo was intentional or not.
I just know that I like it.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Seriously -- and yes, I am male. Combine it with biking to work and you're set. Get some yoga DVDs if you really don't want to go to a class, but a class will be much more beneficial. Try a couple of different teachers if the first one or two doesn't work for you. For an introvert the non-competitive aspect of a yoga class will be way more comfortable. Anyone who says yoga isn't good exercise hasn't done it.
I have my notebook mounted on my treadmill. Every night after my toddler goes to bed I game while walking for an hour or two. It's set for a 5 degree incline and 1.5 MPH. It doesn't affect my playing abilities and I burn a lot of calories. Also, my heart rate doesn't get so high as to affect getting to sleep afterward. As a bonus, if I want to play more (for those long WoW raids) I burn more calories!
Astanga (or Ashtanga) yoga, while embarrassing to admit the practice of, will result in literally drips of sweat landing on the floor after five or six minutes, and is pretty good for raising your metabolism. You have to combine it with some hypertrophy (muscle mass building) work though, or you will be a total girl.
I built a monitor stand and keyboard tray for my treadmill so I can burn calories while surfing slashdot. It's somewhat similar to this: http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ol-images/la/uploads/10_07walkstation.jpg
If you want to loose the extra weight, you've got to change your diet. Resistance training while your dieting helps preserve your muscle mass while you are in a calorie deficit. Without a diet change, it is really hard to out train a bad diet. Most people think that they are eating healthy, but when they do a food log, they are sorely suprised.
Vary concentrated, efficient exercise.
The complete answer: Eat less. Move more.
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I really like your sig, but shouldn't it be umount?
Bottom line:
You forgot something:
There, fixed it for ya.
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Try Crossfit. Or do a lot of burpees!
You could also try doing 5 press-ups, 10 sit-ups, 15 squats continuously for 15-20 minutes. Ideally you can do at least one cycle per minute.
Once you've got the PDF, go to page 7 of the document (page 1087 in the printed journal). Right hand column, second paragraph reads:
It is reasonable to assume that persons with relatively high daily energy expenditures would be less likely to gain weight over time, compared with those who have low energy expenditures. So far, data to support this hypothesis are not particularly compelling ...
In other words, there are no good scientific studies that prove that exercise leads to weight loss.
Of course, exercise is good for you. But it won't help you lose weight.
So there. The big authorities (who surprisingly enough show scientific integrity) have said it.
Walking, bike riding to work is some of the least intrusive exercise and it makes you work out regularly. You can even determine your distance by getting off the bust/train one station earlier than you usually would or using a parking lot farther from your office.
And it has other benefits like being exposed to the elements once in a while, which strengthens your immune system.
But my favorite is to go for a 20 min walk after lunch. It helps not only as exercise (although it might be to short to make much of a difference on weight). But it does help with not falling into the early after noon trap and you will be much more productive, making up for the "lost" 20 min.
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Yes, running in a team sport is one of the best solutions for a geek, except when you don't like any sport.
My solution?
http://groups.google.com/group/soccerlunch/
and in addition I usually join a Saturday pickup game plus get invited all the time to local leagues, and I play as time permits.
Football ("soccer" for you gringos) is the best sport in the world! Oh and vi rules too.
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Check out http://www.crossfit.com
I do Arnel's training and it works like a charm: http://www.iwantsixpackabs.com/abs.html. You'll have to pay special attention to the foods suggested in this site and in related sites.
KRAV MAGA!!!!!
I know you asked about workouts specifically, but you need to diet and exercise in order to have meaningful weight loss and maintenance. Weight loss really boils down to [caloriesOUT - caloriesIN]
caloriesOUT - In order to figure out what you burn doing nothing, you can calculate your BMR (Basal Metabolic Rate) http://www.bmi-calculator.net/bmr-calculator/bmr-formula.php.
caloriesIN - You should keep a journal of what you eat on a daily basis and calculate the number of calories you consume http://www.thecaloriecounter.com/
For any other exercise activities, you can figure out how many calories you burned and add that to Calories OUT. http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc
To maintain safe weight loss, caloriesOUT - caloriesIN = 500. That will have you safely burning off about a pound a week (3500 calories = 1 lb of fat). If you approach weight loss in a simple and straightforward manner, you will likely be more successful than if you just latch on to fad diets or routines. Weight maintenance is not a matter of diet or exercise but of lifestyle changes. Hope this helps!
I have been going to the gym a lot but I've noticed even with a hard workout it's hard to get that 6-pack, so I googled and found this http://iwantsixpackabs.com/ free site but requires a sign-up to watch his videos. If you follow his routines and eat well ( and have small portions throughout the day) you can probably look like him. I'm about 8 weeks in now, my abs aren't quite as defined yet, but I also wasn't going from quite a bit of bodyfat to very lean, so it's less noticable on my body. But I have noticed a change in my tone and size. GL
I need a solid and effective routine that will tone all my muscle groups efficiently. Do any Slashdotters have a regular workout routine that can be performed in the privacy of the home to stave off those pounds?"
It's an engineering problem. You can solve it with a technical fix, or by altering behaviors.
1) Get a pedometer. Measure how many steps you take in a day to establish a baseline. Calculate how many more steps you need to burn off x calories. Adjust your routines to accommodate those more steps. I dunno, right shoes stored in attic, left in basement?
2) get a device that lets you pedal power your computer or tv. Buy off shelf at zapworld.com if they still have those or google for it or make your own from an exercise bike, generator and inverter.
3) get a personal trainer or a mistress.
4) a kirby vaccum cleaner weighs about 50 lbs. vaccuum your floors twice daily. This is not the option I would choose. But find tasks that take work, and do them routinely, to fill the gap in your calorie budget. Learning new dance moves counts as work - how's your samba?
Now, on to the non-responsive answers:
Hypnosis or medication to address either your exercise goals or social issues. Medication to adjust your metabolism. A tapeworm.
Get a dog, take the dog for a walk every day.
Mumble a hello back when people say hello - they will.
Adjust your caloric intake. Several ways to do this:
use chopsticks instead of a fork.
become vegan - on average, vegetarians are 20 pounds lighter.
use more whole foods that take more time and work to prepare. example, peanuts in the shell instead of peanut butter. veggies grown in your garden - which can even be a hydroponic indoor garden are effectively calorie free because you work to grow them.
become more conscious of your eating. keep an inventory of what you ate, why when, etc., at least until you've adjusted to the point you are looking for.
Bike at night? In disguise? Not riding my bike is one of the main reasons my weight has gone from 170 to 195 in the past year.
brazilian jiu-jitsu :-)
Climbing gym = awesome.
Traditional exercise to me is boring. Lifting weights, treadmills, rowing machines, it's all repetitive motion. Tedious, boring.
Climbing, on the other hand, is like physical puzzle solving. The real challenge in climbing is figuring out how to get to that next grip, not necessarily just getting that extra repetition. There's also a Guitar Hero style difficulty grading and it can be very satisfying to successfully climb a course of the next difficulty.
Climbing. Is. The. Shit. I'm in the best shape of my life and am loving it.
You'll need to go walk three times a day. Rain or no rain. Trust me, it helps more than you think.
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Don't you want to be less sticky?
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It's a great way for geeks to exercise. You get grouped with people at your general level of ability, which mitigates the anxiety of being around people in better shape or higher degree of skill. Also, it allows you to play a game of sorts and hone your skills at something, rather than repetitive biking or jogging, which can easily leave you bored and uninterested.
The Hacker's Diet
Provides statistics, weight tracking, and a simple, yet rigorous workout plan. It works when one sticks to it, heh. I need to get back to sticking to it.
find ~your -name '*base* | xargs chown
i was told to eat multiple small meals a day and take vitamin supplements 3 times a day and that has been working well so far. keeps the metabolism up for the day by eating small meals all day long. as for home exercise. i would say DDR and Wii fit(more DDR tho it's more fun). I would also say try and find a sport you can play regularly like tennis or something worked well for me if you enjoy playing the sport then it doesn't seem like exercise.
I picked up a roman chair and a jump rope from big 5. I do dips, pullups wide, chin ups and leg lifts to failure. Then I do some jump roping for cardio . . . all very doable at home.
Listen to Reality!
... or 5BX. Developed by the Royal Canadian Air Force in the 50s. No equipment, done in the privacy of your own home, and effective. 11 minutes a day. There's a download link at the bottom of the Wikipedia article for the 5BX charts.
Harness the analytical and the fastidious.
John Stone Fitness really impressed me. He applied an almost OCD level of detail to his diet and exercise regime and kept records of the results.
iirc, he works at home and has a home gym. Check out the animated gif of his first results. Very impressive.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan
./ers will no doubt want to set the "wii fit instructor" to the female and watch her demo yoga for additional "exercise".
Body For Life is an excellent introduction to fitness and eating. I highly recommend you read the book.
Just like you can't make a green oasis of a field from parched desert from an hour's rain, you can't stink from an hour's exercise right out of the shower. I'd recommend a shower after biking home from work however!
If you want to be sure, use (unscented!) baby wipes to do a wipe down of the more wet areas when you get to work.
Want to get fit in a hurry? The people advocating Parkour, running, or boxing all have part of the solution, but combine them all with calorie-burning adrenaline and you've got the ultimate workout plan: crime!
Start out small. Breaking and entering works all of the major muscle groups, especially if you're going for large items, and the rush from your first job will have your heart racing before you've even taken crowbar to window! Plus, since you'll likely botch your first job you get the added workout of fleeing from the scene.
Once the "newness" wears off, increase the cardiovascular component by only breaking into 2nd story windows. Eventually you can even move up to 3rd floor or higher. Bigger challenge and potentially bigger profits!
There's more than just B&E, however! Join your local underground fight club? No such thing? No problem! Just pick a fight with a random stranger! The punching and dodging will give you a great upper body workout to balance the sprinting you've been doing to escape from police and light-sleeping homeowners! I suggest starting light- find someone unsuspecting with their guard down (in line at Baskin-Robbins is a good start) and just start pounding on them. Move up to bigger people, and then finally people with lots of friends around for the ultimate workout! You can keep a small weapon like a kubotan or a roll of quarters handy in case things get out of hand, but that's bad form and will potentially reduce the effectiveness of your workout.
Getting busted? Well, fitness comes with a price. On the other hand, a trip to the big house is like a trip to a 24/7 gym, and at the same time it'll solve your "I don't have time to exercise" problem! It's win win!
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You're in your ideal fat burning zone when you're watching tv on the couch. Caring about the fat burned during the exercise is about as smart as carrying about the amount of muscle built during a strength training session (hint: you're destroying the muscle). When you do aerobics, you're making yourself more efficient. Good, huh? Well, it's good if you want to run a marathon or something and you want to use less energy doing it. However, if you're trying to lose weight, you want to be less efficient. You want to burn more calories with less effort. You want to burn calories 24/7. Interval training and weight training can raise your metabolism for 20 hours or more. Long slow running doesn't raise your metabolism very long.
Kramer, Volek et al.
Influence of exercise training on physiological and performance changes with weight loss in men.
Med. Sci. Sports Exerc., Vol. 31, No. 9, pp. 1320-1329, 1999.
Overweight subjects were assigned to three groups: diet-only, diet plus aerobics, diet plus aerobics plus weights. The diet group lost 14.6 pounds of fat in 12 weeks. The aerobic group lost only one more pound (15.6 pounds) than the diet group (training was three times a week starting at 30 minutes and progressing to 50 minutes over the 12 weeks).
The weight training group lost 21.1 pounds of fat (44% and 35% more than diet and aerobic only groups respectively). Basically, the addition of aerobic training didn't result in any real world significant fat loss over dieting alone.
Thirty-six sessions of up to 50 minutes is a lot of work for one additional pound of fat loss. However, the addition of resistance training greatly accelerated fat loss results.
The second key "ingredient" in fat loss programming is high intensity interval training (HIIT). It burns more calories than steady state and elevates metabolism significantly more than other forms of cardio. The downside is that it flat-out sucks to do it!
The landmark study in interval training was from Tremblay:
Tremblay A, Simoneau JA, Bouchard C.
Impact of exercise intensity on body fatness and skeletal muscle metabolism.
Metabolism. 1994 Jul;43(7):814-8
This study pitted 20 weeks of endurance training against 15 weeks of interval training:
Energy cost of endurance training = 28661 calories.
Energy cost of interval training = 13614 calories (less than half)
The interval training group showed a nine times greater loss in subcutaneous fat than the endurance group (when corrected for energy cost).
References grabbed from: http://www.alwyncosgrove.com/hierarchy-of-fat-loss.html
jogging doesn't look so great any more does it?
The university software development group in which I work has been developing yet another free-to-use nutrition/fitness web site for the past year or so. Beta testing has meant recording everything I've eaten and all of the exercise I've performed for that year. (Well, first it meant *finding* some exercise to do.) It's remarkable what an impact the simple act of journaling can have on (at least my) behavior: one year later, ~35 pounds down, and much more energy.
Not being a runner -- not even when chased -- I walk 5-6 most days, and lift some (very) light weights just a few times a week. The biggest surprise to me has been how much the body seems to *enjoy* exercise.
To echo what others have written here: Losing weight and getting fit are definitely a matter of shaping your lifestyle. The mental boost that results from taking control and choosing to live in a healthier manner is a substantive perk.
And now, for the shameless plug: Please feel free to visit http://411fit.com/ We are still working on this daily -- principally trying to find ways to make it easier to use -- and appreciate constructive comments. Thanks!
Seriously! It's REALLY good exercise, you can do it indoors any time of year (unless the rinks around you are seasonal), and for an introvert it's ideal because it's very introspective, just you and the ice. It also appeals to perfectionists because there's always something more to improve, more to perfect. Things can always be just that little bit better. When I started skating I lost 20 lbs or more and got in really great shape. Downsides are mostly that it's rather expensive compared to more 'conventional' sports, sometimes ice availability is limited, and instead of being hot and sweaty, you'll be cold and sweaty :-). Oh, and there's the whole "falling" thing, but you get used to that.
You gotta commit dude and to commit you usually have to be pushed. A $30/mo gym membership with just equipment doesn't really push you to do much of anything. I've been doing that for almost 6 months with only very moderate results.
Then I signed up for a jiu-jitsu class. It's $156/month and I'm committed to a year. The cost, and getting my ass kicked in there every day, has motivated me to go as often as humanly possible, and work out at home to get an additional edge.
Make your computer reads and writes slashdot instead of doing it by yourself and now you have time to help your wife or play with your children. If you're living alone I think it's a good idea if you can go out for doing something(using your body's energy) with your neighbor(s). But I wonder why wireless technology cannot help one free to move?
Seriously, the guy is asking for ideas for a PRIVATE workout, not advice on how to live his life. Screw you and the bike you rode in on. XD
My idea? Try self-learned MMA- That's "Mixed Martial Arts" for all you philistines out there. You can find all sorts of training videos available online (therefore, you never have to be in public), you can determine the pace yourself, plus you learn cool techniques to beat the crap out of all the uppity cyclists you come across!
I'd recommend something you find enjoyable, because if you do anything too repetitive or boring, you might find it hard to maintain. I found it difficult to go to the gym frequently for that reason, and actually lost more weight after I joined a football/soccer club that I still go to shortly after my friends did. As I'm quite introverted myself, my friends certainly helped. It might help to try something new, or as in my case, something you disliked before.
Hip Hop Abs, all day long!
Ooh thats my song!
I hate gyms. Stinky, cold air, artificial light, boring non-well-rounded exercises; what's to like? I had a friend who tried to convince me (like others here) that weightlifting was the answer because it increased overall metabolism. I was willing to go to the gym for a while, but not for the rest of my life, and that's what you should really be asking yourself: what life change(s) are you willing to make? Because only things that you like will you keep doing, and that's what it takes to become fit and stay that way.
I bike to work, and no I don't mean "ride a motorcycle". Sure, I don't ride my bicycle every day, but I figure some days is better than none. You can ride your bike in snow and ice (with the right equipment) and in extreme heat (with enough water). The only valid excuse is illness, in which case, if you are that sick, you should stay home. It's good for you, it's good for your pocketbook and it's good for the environment. Win-win-win!
I also recently started hiking again. Hiking is an excellent, well-rounded exercise. You get tons of aerobic/cardiovascular, lots of stamina, a decent amount of "weight training" (which, let's face it, who needs to bench press 250lb everday? weightlifting is for bodybuilding nerds), some flexibility, and one that many people miss, balance. Show me a machine in a gym that can do that, and give you gorgeous sights, fresh air and sunlight.
The climbing, well, that's just fun. But it does give more focus on "weight training" and flexibility than hiking. It all depends on what you like to do. Find something strenous that you enjoy, and you will get into shape.
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get somebody to translate this to you, im too lazy for it.
It says you should do this routine twice without resting between exercises.
If it is too much for you, start with less repetitions, and increase when you can.
You only need two chairs
5 basic exercises
No special equipment required, and it only takes 11 minutes a day.
Now that I've got your attention.
Just have lots of sex. Seriously... why would you want any other workout?
Just get a Honda Fit.
Yes I know it was a joke, no I don't work for Honda.
Experience teaches only the teachable. -AH
If you just want to lose weight, all you need to do is change your diet. I'm a zone diet fan, but there are lots of other ways to go. Just keep your carb/protein/fat ratio to around 40/30/30 and cut out refined carbs, replacing them with fruits and vegetables. If you want to get more fit (stronger, faster, more agile, etc.), you can't beat CrossFit. It's highly effective, and you can do it at home. http://www.crossfit.com/ - go, read, watch the videos, and get some.
First, thank you for given me motivation enough to post my first reply to slashdot in years!
The Past:
I could have written this very "ask slashdot" 2 years ago. I was around 30yrs old, weighed over 230 pounds. I have always thought my health to be "good", but I'm in a high-risk category for heart disease, and had been gaining weight steadily since late college. When my wife told me we were implementing family+=1, I became (for the first time) aware that my health was very important to the health of my family, and decided I should try to do something about it.
The Present:
I weigh about 180lbs. I'm in the best shape of my life (in the cardiovascular sense) though I probably wouldn't break my personal bench press records I had in high school. But then again, I can do 50 push-ups, which I guarantee I was never able to do in high school!
With similar thinking to the user who wrote this ask /., the breakthrough (for me) was to be able to exercise in my home. Career and personal obligations as well as, sure...personal insecurity, made me very unlikely to succeed in a fitness center environment. So, I bit the bullet and bought a midrange ($1500) elliptical trainer. I found this ideal for me because:
1. High calorie burning aerobic workout.
2. Fairly natural motion, very little fatigue (but I should mention it is crucial to try many different models from various manufacturers...I tested about a dozen and found all but a few to be awkward).
3. Privacy. Less important for me now.
4. Convienience (somedays, 5am is the only time, others, 8pm). I don't want to go to make a long drive to a gym (for me) on icy roads just to workout.
5. zone-out-ability. I listen to the radio, watch TV, or sometimes, just think about my life. Try doing that in a gym with activity all over the place. I literally "lose myself" during my 50 minute workout, and making the time go by quickly and painlessly is probably the most important reason it has worked for me.
At first, I started with 3-4 30 minute workouts a week (okay, at "very first" they were 20 minutes). At my peak, I was doing 5 50-60 minute workouts a week (that was insane!). Now, I do 3-4 50 minute workouts a week. My machine tells me, based on my weight, that I burn about 900 calories. I started this when I got to around 175 pounds (which I thought was as small as I needed to be) and have bounced back ever so slightly (but generally maintain 180) at this current level.
I have also been incorporating crunches/push ups/ and 5 or 6 sets of free weights a few times a week, just to get a little balance. The pushups and crunches definately have toned my chest and abs, and the increased muscle there makes me look a lot better without a shirt than I did even 5 pounds less ago. Speaking of that, the most positive unanticipated side effect was becoming more attractive to the opposite sex...I might be in a monogamous relationship, but getting a flirtatious look from an attractive, young woman stranger can turn a bad day into a great day!
The Future:
I've been starting to try to incorporate other things. On days where its nice, I might trade an elliptical session with a 40 minute, 5 mile jog. Bad knees run in my family, so I'll probably never try to run a marathon. Might try biking. I have also begun to try some yoga to help with flexibility and back pain issues I've had for many years...just started that a few days ago, as a matter of fact.
Anyway, this is what worked for me. I hope whatever you do, you stick to it. Once you see some results, you won't find that very difficult to do.
While I don't agree that a gym is absolutely necessary (small set of free weights, one treadmill/exercise bike/eclipse machine, and doing pushups, situps, etc. is enough for me, I think) I do agree that finding some activity that you enjoy really helps. The real key is being motivated to exercise. Just wanting to be healthy or look good are often not enough to keep you going week after week.
I played sports when I was a kid (soccer, basketball, little league, etc.) but I never stuck with any of them because it turns out I don't really enjoy playing (or even watching) those particular sports. Well into adulthood I started watching ice hockey and really enjoyed the fast-paced non-stop action. That motivated me to go down to my local ice rink and take hockey lessons. Then I joined the adult beginners league after the classes were over and here I am 7 years later and I still look forward to my game every week. And since I'm motivated to improve my abilities, I channel that motivation into working out during the week to keep up my endurance for my games.
If you're not really into competitive sports, there are always other activities out there as well such as martial arts, kayaking, windsurfing, biking, etc. that can be enough fun that you're not even that aware that you are getting exercise. Some of them you can even do by yourself if you really are that much of an introvert. The important thing is to find something you enjoy doing so that you will stick with it, and as you stated a lot of that does require going outside which isn't such a scary place.
In fact I do not exercise. Bragging on slashdot about the number of push-ups I do each night works for me.
Muscle cells are rich in mitochondria
Woah! Does that mean people with muscles are more likely to be sensitive to the force?!???
Do your research.
Set your goals.
Do more research.
Sit ups are worthless for working the core. Try the plank.
If you want to gain muscle mass then you good sleep, good nutrition and intensity, usually weights or resistance bands, in that order.
If you want to lose weight then gain some muscle mass and do aerobics and do your own research.
If you work in front of a desk, get up often. Get up and wash your face. I get more done the more I stay away from my desk. Make sure you have good posture.
-tek
Get a set of dumbells or better yet join a Gym! Who cares who you work out next too! Joining a gym keeps you motivated, there is plenty too see (nudge nudge) and once you are there you are kind of committed to doing your workout. Fetching things at home isnt going to cut it, especially if you are fetching stuff from the fridge!
I do simple workouts when I take restroom breaks. So, if I go pee 3-5 times while I'm at work, I can easily do 20+ pushups per 'visit.' This seems to be pretty effective. Depending where you work, you can take longer routes to the restroom and walk faster as well.
Doing the relatively small amount you're doing only once a day really isn't going to make a fast, drastic change in your physique.
I've had good luck with modified crossfit workouts: crossfit.com. They have a good variety, and don't take up much time.
I strongly second biking to work. One way around the showing problem is to see if your work provides a gym membership benifit, and then shower close by.
If you really want to stay at your house, I've heard good things about the TRX, a kind of suspension webbing system that you can hook up anywhere. Here's a review: http://outside.away.com/outside/bodywork/200801/wellness-fitness-anywhere-trx.html
Don't laugh - it has been very good to me. I really only needed some dumbbells and a pull up bar and I was able to do every exercise at home - the exercises are varied and sort of fun (especially the plyometrics.)
In general I would prefer to exercise a bit harder rather than giving up dark beers or the occasional pint of Ben & Jerry's.
One thought - drink water, coffee or tea. Other soft drinks are capable of providing a lot of empty calories.
In Colorado the police can charge you with a DUI if you are caught BIKING while intoxicated. Happens in Boulder all of the time, usually to some poor schlub who crashes their bike and is too drunk or hurt to ride away. What's odd is this only revokes your Automobile driving rights, there's no biking license to revoke.
"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool" - Jane Wagner -
do one hundred pushups
This is a very easy program to follow. So easy in fact, I organized a 100 pushup challenge at my work and got 32 out of 40 people of all starting levels to participate.
Tai Chi is a great thing to do in the morning - during the time that you are most likely to have a heart attack, it's good to do some gentle, all-body movement that will use your muscles as pumps[*] to give your heart a rest. The gentle, fluid movements sloosh around all that lymphatic fluid and interstitial fluid (this is mostly what is referred to as "Qi"), which otherwise have nothing moving them and stagnate, causing pain and discomfort.
I recommend the book The Tai Chi Book: Refining and Enjoying a Lifetime of Practice By Robert Chuckrow; reading from someone with a Physics PhD makes it quite palatable to your average geek. (It would be even better to have been co-authored by an MD, but still very good)
As others have pointed out, Tai Chi Chuan is not "slow kung fu"; it's more like applied biomechanics, and can be practiced at all speeds.
Best progress and effect is made not from schools which teach the whole form as quickly as possible, but those that emphasise building up each of the basic principles of Tai Chi doing very basic movements, and then "inducting" these principles into one of the many forms. So it pays to check all of the schools in your area, and look for the one which has the students which have been going for the longest, but learned a relatively small amount of the form. The ones that tend to favour spending entire classes going over minute details. Those that call themselves "Tai Chi Elements" schools are certainly a good bet.
Tai Chi Chuan is the perfect martial art for the geek - it is the one where the mind can be fully put to work towards the problem at hand. Eventually you load Tai Chi Chuan as a subroutine into your grey matter, so that you can be benefiting from it during every exercise you do. It is low-impact, a self-sufficient practice. Then you can appear to "walk" or "run" about your daily activities, but you are actually practicing Tai Chi Chuan.
And it takes a long time (say, 3 years or so - but a blink of an eye in terms of the length of your life, really) to get proficient enough in it to get like that. In the mean-time, swimming is the next best thing to Tai Chi Chuan to help the cardiovascular system. 20 minutes of this or other exercise every week is a good beginning level; increase as you feel is beneficial and enjoyable. The number one thing is not to stress - not about your training, nor stress your body unduly as you exercise.
* - I can't find a good online reference to this action, but can be found in eg. Chapter 19 figure 19.6 of _Human A&P_, Elaine Marieb, 6th ed.
Not true. It is more important to be able to do a handful of moves correctly than to be able to do 108 moves badly. Otherwise you are not practicing Tai Chi Chuan, you are merely imitating it.
One of the best ways to get excercise is to have motivation. Rescue a Golden Retriever or any other medium to large dog. They will guilt trip you onto the end of a leash every day. I never thought I had time to walk a dog, but seem to have no problem getting it done.
By biting the heads off live chickens.
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How do we know the OP was male? Pilates might be right up her aisle!
No, I'm not kidding... I'm female too.
I don't find that -- I find that because swimming exercises so many muscle groups simultaneously, I don't really feel like I've done anything. I don't get all that hungry afterwards, but I do find that I never feel full after my next meal....
HAL.
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They tell me the calorie count of nuts is wrong. They measure calorie content by burning things. Nuts burn well -- they're practically wood. Much of that energy is in indigestible fibres.
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Breast stroke is pretty easy, but a brisk front crawl shatters me pretty quickly and gets my lungs going (if I went swimming more often I'd get used to it but the last few years I've probably only been swimming 3 or 4 times a year on average!). I don't have a problem using my muscles when exercising, I'm fine with stuff like weights, walking, kayaking, anything that doesn't get my lungs going, but things like swimming and running both get me feeling like I deserve a big meal :p
As for the swimming thing it was just something I read recently while looking up how many calories different exercises burn. Apparently a lot of professional female swimmers have had "well publicised battles with their weight" or something. That phrase stuck in my head as a bit strange.
which is totally what she said
A couple years after college, I had the same problem with weight. One day I just decided I was going to start running to get rid of it. I started running about a mile before work everyday, however fast (or slow) didn't matter as long as I finished. Eventually what seemed almost impossible the first day, became easier and easier as the weeks went by. I registered for some 5K races (3.1 miles) which gave me some goals to train for, and a couple of years later I actually finished 2 Chicago marathons.
All you need is a pair of shoes to start, eventually you'll learn about the different shoes and clothing to wear, but you don't need to really worry about that stuff until you're able to run a couple miles without thinking it's far. You don't need anyone to train with, you just need enough of a drive to say you're going to do it -- in the rain, in the snow, you run. I find it best to do before work because if you get in the habit, you don't have an excuse not to do it.
I'm still running, did 5 miles this morning at about a 7 min 30 sec per mile pace. I don't know if I'll do another marathon, but if I don't run in the morning now the whole day just doesn't feel right.
I'm resolved to the fact that I will most likely keel over and be dead before I hit the floor unless someone invents the 1,000-calorie-a-day burning keyboard and the 500-calorie-a-day mouse. Between now and then, my goal is to fix as many problems as I can while consuming as many pizzas as possible. God have mercy on my soul.
...and you had to expect the Wii Fit suggestion. An old standby: Dance Dance Revolution. A close geek friend who never touched a weight in his life lost 15 pounds in just over a month through conscientious DDR, and it was noticeable. Just like the Wii Fit, it is challenging to beat your own records, and thus in a way you measure not only your progress against your midsection but also against the "game." Since you are asking for suggestions for workouts for geeks, something tells me you aren't simply looking for formulaic workouts, but strategies for staying motivated, as well, or else you'd simply download a few workout plans and proceed. So try the game approach, and if that doesn't work, fall back on the ballroom dancing and similar approaches that are geek-friendly and self-maintaining in terms of interest. Good luck to you. Now I need to follow my own advice.
The way I keep myself interested is to track my workouts with a GPS/HRM and software tool I'm developing. Since I'm a software engineer/geek I find it pretty fun, interesting and education to learn how to instrument my own workouts and dietary habits. What keeps me motivated is to log every workout and keep track of all of my biometrics, meals, and workouts in a web app. I also take the xml from my gps/hrm and generate maps and graphs of all the relevant date. And yes, I bike to work. Every time I ride, I strap on my GPS/HRM and head out. Some days I'll take the same route and when I'm done I hook the gps/hrm to the computer and then compare it with the previous time I rode that route. Some days, I'll take different routes and the fun there is to create new maps/routes and elevation profiles. It makes it fun to experiment with new routes and combine them into longer routes when I have time. The web app is a work in progress, but is definitely getting cooler. As I ride I think about the app and new features or methods of handling the data. I now have a database of routes and workouts and history of commutes, workouts, exercises and meals. I can embed youtube videos in the exercise section so proper form can be referenced. I can export my routes to Google earth and manipulate it there. I'm Continually refining it, and it helps me to stay motivated and interested. I tend to wear my GPS/HRM when I'm doing stuff around the house to figure my exertion and calories burned. How geeky is that?
Lots of great ideas already, I'll repeat a few, but mostly I want to say that you may find having a selection of things to do will keep working out the most fun. Resistance training (with weights of some sort) is important to get or maintain bone and muscle mass, so I'd buy a curling bar and some dumbbells. Buy a decent (comfortable, light, fast) bicycle, aerobics help the heart & lungs, having a fast bike you love really helps you get excited about riding it. And diet is a huge contributor to health/illness: I recommend you seriously consider becoming a vegan and quit eating junk food. Finally, mix up your workouts if that keeps them from getting boring, the body likes you to throw different challenges at it, ride 10 miles plus several times a week, lift weights hard twice a week, eat healthy 80% of the time, you'll definitely feel and look better.
Q: "How Do Geeks Excercise?"
A: Nintendo Wii.
Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
...All you need is a high protein diet.
Do not eat the last 3 hours before you go to sleep.
Get rid of your car and buy a bike.
For 300 pounds(english currency), probably a lot less in the states. You can get a squat rack, and an incline/decline bench, and a load of wieghts(plus barbell and dumbbells). This will fit easily into a medium sized room and you can do just about anything you can do at the gym. There are many websites that will outline the various exercises you can do with freeweights. I have heard from many sources that freeweights are beneficial to gym machines anyway. Losing wieght is helpful but muscle training is the best way to fight the general sag that comes with ageing. Consistency is the key, and if you get into it you will find yourself looking forward to a workout.
I have heard a lot of people talk about how cardio makes you more efficient. It is a tiny reduction. I am a competitive cyclist and i WISH i could get more efficient easily. Instead i have to train very specifically for 6 days a week for hours a day just to go from 23-24% efficiency. If you are not training to be more efficient it wont happen. This whole argument again cardio stinks. Yes you burn slightly less calories for the same amount of work when you train cardio but consider this; Once you are in great cardio shape you go from burning maybe 100 calories an hour to several times that much. That is a much bigger difference than just saying you go from burning 100 calories an hour to 198. Oh sweet you gained efficiency and burned 2 less calories. That doesn't hurt your plan at all.
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I got into kite flying about 4 years ago. All you need is a (nearby) park or field ..... and a kite!
You can do it on your own so you don't have to worry about talking to people.
As you master your kite-fu you get to move to bigger kites in stronger winds, or even onto a mountain board or into a kite buggy.
Is it time to go home yet?
The reason for the discrepancy between the nutrition information on the bacon and the weight on the front of the box is that the nutrition info applies as typically consumed. A substantial amount of the weight of bacon cooks off as grease, which (hopefully) you don't eat.
You are cooking the bacon before you eat it, right? :-)
Yeah I know, doesn't sound too manly does it. But if it could keep Bruce Lee and most if not all boxers fit, then I guess it's a good tool. Plus it's super cheap and could be done pretty much anywhere.
...without gaining a fraction of an inch around my waste line...
I don't know whether that typo was intentional or not.
I just know that I like it.
To quote a friend of mine from years ago: "I'm not too bright, but I can lift heavy things"
Actually, I wrote my thesis on life experience.
Listed in order of importance.
1. Clean Diet
2. Weight training
3. Interval Training
4. Aerobic Exercise
There are many resources on the web where you can find simple body weight exercises you can do in the privacy of your own home. Hell, Ive trained people using only a 6"x4" space and no equipment before. If you're a beginner I wouldn't even recommend venturing to the more complicated exercises until you've mastered body weight squats, lunges, push-ups and the like. These are just movements that the human body should be able to perform on a fundamental level.
I know putting weight training before aerobic training seems backwards but within the last few years research has been finding that the ability to preserve lean muscle and stimulate EPOC (excess post oxygen consumption) is of much more importance in a weight loss program.
Before naysayers come at me, this is how I make my money. Full time, not part time. If it didn't work I wouldn't be able to pay the bills.
Google me if you like. My name is Jamie Nischan
http://archinte.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/168/14/1550
Try to exercise when you can. When I'm at work, I try to eat my lunch at my computer and then for lunch I walk for an hour (usually while listening to language lessons or music). Immediately when I get home (after work or class) I pop in an exercise DVD. I strip down to my underwear and pop in aerobics (Power 90, Tony Horton) or Pilates (Anna Caban). After I do those I do pushups and pullups (with a bar in my doorway). On average it's about 30 minutes. Not much time at all. As a result, I'm pretty fit for a dude who spends a lot of time sitting in a cubicle or at a desk in school. The benefits of working out at home is that it saves a buttload of time, as opposed to going to the gym. You don't have to transport yourself, change, or think about transporting/changing yourself. You exercise, and you're done and on to the next thing. Simple.
KETTLEBELLS...... And im an ex-special forces type...they work GREAT for me.
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A geeky friend of mine keeps a mini stairstepper under his desk and steps as he codes! We think it's hilarious but he seems to stay fit.
I suggest, if at all possible, to try to find a way to get paid to work out rather than joining a gym. This summer I'm working at a motel doing housekeeping and I've lost more weight than any other "exercise" I've ever tried. Ask your boss if you can help unload boxes or do some other physical chore around the office. Cleaning your house every day is also a good way to burn calories. Or volunteer on the weekend to help with some kind of physically demanding work.. Anyway, my two cents..
I know you said in the privacy of your home, But I recomend martial arts. The classes are small and the proper instructor can do wonders. I just earned my Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do and my entire family participates in this. It is excellent form of exercise.
Someone invented a stationary bike with a platform that you can put a laptop on -- you pedal and program at the same time. Now isn't that a typical corporate solution -- the boss saying, "stay healthy, geek, but don't stop writing the damned code!"
Development is programmable; Discovery is not programmable. (Fuller)
One of the things that I do to help stave off the occasional hunger is to drink more fluids. I've found that the low-calorie Crystal Light...
On that note, it's not everyone's cup of tea, but I prefer, well, tea. Specifically, hot brewed tea. Most teas are unprocessed and certain varieties are allegedly beneficial, (green teas). Of course, it's not so healthy if you load it down with sugar and cream, so you're better off finding a variety you like straight-up.
As far as exercise goes, running can be a very solitary exercise if you live or work in a sparsely populated area. It can also be a very geeky venture, especially if you train for a race. There's tons of research on the physiology of performance and lots of race training regimens based on the acquired knowledge (caveat emptor, though, some are more well grounded than others). I've been partial to the Furman Institute's programs for foot race training.
To answer your question directly, yes! There are a lot of opinions going around, but I remember a saying, "A man with an experience is never at the mercy of a man with a theory." Granted, half of my routine involves running. I also have a very simple weight gym (free weights). Here is my routine: I run 3 to 4 miles every other day (e.o.d.). 90 push-ups (30 regular, 60 incline) eod. 45 pull-ups (3 sets of 15) eod. 90 sit-ups (30 regular, 30 oblique, 30 leg lift) eod. 45 reps on bench press (3 sets of 15 @ 182lbs) eod. 45 reps (3 sets of 15) pulling my body up while in a horizontal position (opposite of bench press) eod. 60 reps verticle arm raises to work top of shoulders (3 sets of 20 @11lbs each arm) eod. 45 reps curls (3 sets of 15 @ 40lbs) I also take the stairs when possible and take every opportunity I can fit in for outdoor activity. So, I highly recommend getting outdoors. I hike, kayak, rock climb. Some of my upper body work is done on a small finger board (rock climbing training board). Finally, while diet is very important, this lifestyle allows me to drink a beer or glass of wine every night and enjoy eating just about anything I want. Peanut Butter is among my favorite things to eat. The result - I am 35 5'8" weighing in at 161lbs without health issues and very low stress.
no need to do any workout or to starve: just stop eating things that alter your appetite! If you cut out high fructose corn syrup (and other artificial sweeteners..) from your diet you will eat a lot less and lose weight. The reason is that HFCS messes up one of the feedback loops from your belly to your brain that would tell your brain you have had enough to eat. I.e. it messes up your metabolism and keeps you hungry longer. More details here:
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/healthreport/stories/2007/1969924.htm
People who think the US is fat b/c people "eat too much" are clueless, because if their claim were true it would imply that the Americans are weak-willed compared to, say, the Europeans (i do not think so..). Practically no one is strong enough to withstand hunger (=the brain's urging to eat more) in the long run, thus the only thing that matters is how foods you eat alter your hunger feeling for longer periods of time. In this regard high fiber content foods are good - they will keep you filled for a long time at a relatively low price (price=calory intake in this context). In other words, high fiber foods take a long time to digest --> they are good. Any form of sugar and processed carbo-hydrates are very bad as they are digested very quickly and then you are hungry again... And sugars (especially fructose when consumed not in fruits) are ultra-bad, as they partially turn off your "i am full" feeling, and thus you keep eating more.
Btw., look up how much energy exercise consumes! A two hour walk, I recall, takes away about one hamburger's calories, i.e. almost nothing, as far as i am concerned. The idea that exercise is the crucial factor in staying thin is clearly b.s. We need most of our energy intake for maintaining a stable body temperature, not for moving our mass...
Just for the record: high fiber foods are legumes (beans, lentils, split peas, peas), vegetables that are "above ground" (fiber is the thing that keeps their shape against gravity.. plants underground generally don't need this support), leafy veggies, most fruits from continental climate (tropical fruits are *not* high in fiber, for example pinaple, dates, bananas, grapes, mangoes are all terrible).
Things to avoid if you want to lose weight: anything that has HFCS (this is rule#1, you may forget everything else, this is by far the most important). Other things to avoid: any type of artificial sweetener, hydrogenated anything (usually oils or fats),
potato, white bread, white pasta, pizza dough, cakes and cookies, in general almost all baked goods from supermarkets, anything made of white flour, white rice, sodas, cereals that have less than 8% fiber content or that contain HFCS, ice cream, candies and the like, fruit yogurts, etc long list of incredibly sweet things you can get in supermarkets today.
if you look for conclusive data on some food look up its glycemic index. This describes how much a given portion of that food will increase blood sugar (which is inversely proportional with how long it will take to digest it...), so the lower the glicemic index is the better.
What range do you compete at?
I'm talking about the reduction in resting heart rate and the increased efficiency at rest. I doubt you care about any of that, but if you're trying to lose weight, burning fewer calories 23 hours a day is not going to do you any favors. Your average person is not going to push themselves to the point you've reached where they can ride for more than 10 hours a week. Even if they did, why bother when you can lose more fat in less time with interval and resistance training?
I'm not sure that training for hours a day 6 days a week is going to be the answer to your efficiency problem. Have you had your technique analyzed? What sort of periodization are you using, if any?
yes, but 8-9 years to not even finish the routine is NOT correct under any circumstances. I'm not speaking out of my ass either - I've trained 8 hours minimum every week in Beijing for the last three years as a formal apprentice in the Chen lineage. We practice traditional Taiji as designed by the originators, including fighting skills.
Correct form is absolutely important. I'm only debating the time scale. I learned the 83 move New Frame Yilu routine in a bit over a year. And definitely with proper posture, rhythm and grounding. A peach-wood stick to the body painfully indicated where my posture was incorrect and allowed me to fix it. Also, if basic training isn't being done (leg strengthening, stretching to full splits, etc), then proper posture in Taiji will never be achieved.
I can tell you with confidence that the large majority of Taiji teachers, especially in the west, are teaching a watered down version for non-apprentices and treating their practice like a business. They will keep students in the dark and stretch out training as long as possible to make money.
Sorry to have to make this so blunt, but it's a truth that people need to know, because the art is being destroyed while building a bad reputation.
LS
There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
The Hackers Diet is scalable for your weigth, runs as logically as a computer algorithm, can be used by young and old, and can be executed in a server room. What's not to like?
Sometimes I move my wireless mouse to my left hand.
loose: not fitting closely or tightly != lose: to suffer the deprivation of
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I think you're attributing far too much of this to malice, when really the thing is that the teachers just have a different emphasis on training. To many, completion of learning the form is simply not as important as good practice. They focus on minute details of movement and get everything correct to a high precision. It takes only a few moves before a skilled master can pick the mistakes which it is important to correct before moving on to the next stage. If the focus is on keeping to a timescale, then precision is necessarily compromised. Learning the sequence of moves is simply not the hard part, heck you can find many books which describe them and videos which display them.
Your assertion "NOT correct under any circumstances" is simply your point of view.
furthermore I'd just like to comment on this statement;
We practice traditional Taiji as designed by the originators, including fighting skills.
You make it sound like being true to some nostalgic past is actually important. In reality the science of tai chi has moved on considerably since the early days.
My god this is stupid, you should be modded funny at most.
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I've done running for some years, but the problem tend to be the weather, which in northern Europe isn't always acting the way I want it to. Or some other idiotic excuse is easy to conjure 2 minutes before heading out.
I've set up a sort of "exercising" routine, that goes something like this:
100 situps
35 pushups
100 situps
50 leg lifts (unsure of the actual term)
50 2x10 kgs biceps lifts
I can do the entire routine twice in ~18 minutes (with the proper musical score :) and I actually deem myself in good shape.
I simply "lock" myself into the office either when I get home from work or a few hours later; and I manage to get it done almost daily. The girlfriend hasn't complained either ;) Naturally, adjust the numbers to your need/level and remember that the beginning is always the hardest part.
I completely understand not wanting to be in public - I have the same concern. In my case running at night works out - the kids are in bed, and I can get out and pound down four miles in less than 40 minutes.
The sidewalks are almost completely deserted after nine o'clock, and I've never felt like I was being observed. It took a bit of gumption to go the first couple of times, but now it's part of my routine.
I strap on my MP3 with some good spoken word audio - books or tech talks usually - and my run is a very nice, quiet, private time for me. I have gotten to where I really like it. But what you're doing is far better than nothing. Keep up the calisthenics and weight training but add some aerobics like running, biking or swimming to your regimen. Your cardiovascular system will love it. It's not easy, but it's worth it.
145 pounds till I was 37 left me ill-prepared for weight reduction later in life. I used to cycle to work 11k but that never worked for me because it was all down hill in the morning and all uphill at night and my body only had one cycling speed. Lots of rainwear in the winter and too hot in the summer. Then I got a chance from some buddies at work to teach me basketball at 56. I went from 248 pounds down to 190 and still losing weight gradually. I play at least 3 times a week and can pretty much eat whatever I want. Lots of the guys are programmers or in related computer fields. You sweat like hell, run around and have fun and lose weight. I never played a team sport before so I had (and still have) a lot of learning to do even in my 59th year! Now, I don't have to feel guilty the other 160 hours a week reading slashdot! I have truely never felt better. Putting 48 pounds of butter on the table - is a lot of excess fat to be carrying around. Deadly.
You make it sound like being true to some nostalgic past is actually important. In reality the science of tai chi has moved on considerably since the early days.
It's not nostalgia. You can learn physics from Michael Talbot, or you can learn from Niels Bohr. Physics is defined by physicists, and requires great rigor and learning from those who were trained with the same rigor. Taiji is the same. It is not the scattered dense incomprehensible jungle that many people believe it to be - there are very specific principles and milestones that should be present in a proper practice. Others can take fragments of Taiji and change it and teach it and call it Taiji, but it really is something different and should probably be called something different. I understand that what you have found may be a legitimate practice but it should probably be called something else. You can take basketball and switch the rules around and it may be just as fun and just as interesting as basketball, but is it fair to call it basketball?
Check out Chen Xiaowang, Chen Zhaokui, Chen Fake, Chen Yu, Zhu Tiancai, and others to see what proper Taiji is about.
Life is limited in length. There is a vast body of knowledge and training to learn in Taiji, and spending that much time on form is unfair to your friend. There are weapons forms, jiben gongfu (basic strength training) chenjin/yatui (stretching), silk reeling exercises, and of course several forms of tuishou that are to be learned to complete the Taiji practice. I know your thoughts - it's not about the myriad of practices, but about the correctness of the practices themselves. But you can build one wall of a house perfectly, but without the other three walls and the ceiling, it's a useless house. With Taiji, you aren't going to achieve the great health benefits, and one of the major goals that basically defined the art - fighting skills - if you are focusing on one thing. It's like spending all your time on trigonometry and never moving on to calculus. anyway enough with the analogies, i hope you get my point.
If what your friend wants is meditation, he should look into zazen. Taiji is something else
There is a fine line between being a cultivated citizen and being someone else's crop. - A. J. Patrick Liszkie
We're all busy, right? The _only_ thing that has _EVER_ worked for me is something that is _meaningfully_ integrated into my daily life.
I suspect all the advice about doing an hour of home exercise bike/night, going to the gym, setting up a weight room, blah-de-blah will squirt through many minds faster than crap through a goose but a whole lot cleaner leaving hardly a trace. So I'm heavily biased toward the advice to walk, run, bike to work, to the mall, for groceries and such. Put _purpose_ into the motion.
I started out walking to work instead of busing. Sort of like, "Hey, the bus isn't here yet. I bet I could walk a block toward work. Nope, still not visible down the street. I could probably walk another block or two." Then it was more like deciding if I left 5 minutes earlier, I could usually make it to the transfer without the first bus at all. Then it was looking around from there and seeing that I could take a pedestrian shortcut (a little funky including a block of railroad tracks) and walk myself to work about 5 minutes later than the wide loop the bus would wind to get me there. So, why did I need the bus at all? Adding an _extra_ 20 minutes/day to something I had to do _anyway_ got me four miles of walking 5 days/week. I think you have to agree that 20 miles of walking/week for 100 extra minutes/week is quite a return on time investment. The walking became jogging and the jogging became running. Eventually, I could actually _almost_, but almost never actually, beat the bus I would have taken home anyway. Rather hard-core fit at that point but it was a bit magical -- the time difference of adding exercise to my life literally shrunk to negligible.
Now not so young. Biking. Must have been some intelligent design somewhere. The uncool collapsible wire carriers I put on the Trek each hold a paper grocery bag perfectly. Those, and a backpack for another bag or two worth make for a decent payload. Fortunate to live near access to an extensive network of bike highways -- if they are paved, striped, and have road signs and rest stops are they really "paths"? It's cool to discover stuff like, "Gee, I didn't know those strip malls have paved back bike entrances and racks off their own road."
This continuously confuses me.
So you've created a system to achieve a particular goal, let's say you made yourself a router out of an old 386 box back in 1995 and whacked two ethernet cards and a 56k modem in the system to serve as a rudimentary firewall for research purposes.
As time goes by, do you continue to maintain your esoteric and outdated bygone relic of prior eras, because that's the way that it's always been done? The obvious answer is that no, you replace it with some other technology better suited to meeting the goal of the original system, either a virtual system on a higher powered computer that you can sandbox with or a cheap wrt54g router attached to a dsl2 line for internet access, or probably both if you're anything like me.
We're engineers, hackers, technical masters, call us what you will, but we have a particular philosophy that always seemed to be fundamentally disconnected to that of the everyday sheeple that make up the vast majority of the human population, engaging in meaningless ritual to placate some imagined deity and achieve a circumspect goal related only vaguely to the actual action in question as almost the sole defining factor of their lives.
Why here though, are we just the same? Our bodies are just machines, like the tools and creations we tinker and modify without care as to ritual, and yet we insist on behaving just like the plebs when it comes to this facet of our lives, going through the ritual of diet and exercise to achieve the goal of health. Yes it works, rebooting the computer often works too, or turning an option off in the bios, or tweaking a setting to skip an iteration of a loop resulting in a segfault, but all of these things are simply ritual rather than engineering, and I'd assume of all audiences, this would be keenly aware of that fact and pursue alternative avenues?
Where is the genetic engineering? Basal metabolic rate restructuring, genuine "I don't want to waste time on bullshit like jumping up and down when I could be writing code, but I don't want to die of a heart attack before I can accomplish what I'm aiming for either" type entries? I really find this embrace of the membership of the proletariat to be quite strange.
This continuously confuses me. So you've created a system to achieve a particular goal, let's say you made yourself a router out of an old 386 box back in 1995 and whacked two ethernet cards and a 56k modem in the system to serve as a rudimentary firewall for research purposes. As time goes by, do you continue to maintain your esoteric and outdated bygone relic of prior eras, because that's the way that it's always been done? The obvious answer is that no, you replace it with some other technology better suited to meeting the goal of the original system, either a virtual system on a higher powered computer that you can sandbox with or a cheap wrt54g router attached to a dsl2 line for internet access, or probably both if you're anything like me. We're engineers, hackers, technical masters, call us what you will, but we have a particular philosophy that always seemed to be fundamentally disconnected to that of the everyday sheeple that make up the vast majority of the human population, engaging in meaningless ritual to placate some imagined deity and achieve a circumspect goal related only vaguely to the actual action in question as almost the sole defining factor of their lives. Why here though, are we just the same? Our bodies are just machines, like the tools and creations we tinker and modify without care as to ritual, and yet we insist on behaving just like the plebs when it comes to this facet of our lives, going through the ritual of diet and exercise to achieve the goal of health. Yes it works, rebooting the computer often works too, or turning an option off in the bios, or tweaking a setting to skip an iteration of a loop resulting in a segfault, but all of these things are simply ritual rather than engineering, and I'd assume of all audiences, this would be keenly aware of that fact and pursue alternative avenues? Where is the genetic engineering? Basal metabolic rate restructuring, genuine "I don't want to waste time on bullshit like jumping up and down when I could be writing code, but I don't want to die of a heart attack before I can accomplish what I'm aiming for either" type entries? Who has retrofitted a virus with genetic mods to delay insulin release or some weird stuff like that?
Calisthenics are not your answer, you need to burn off carbs. repetitive exercises are the way, eg. cycling, jogging, swimming.
Heartily agree. The downside is that you would have to actually go to a teacher for 3-6 months to learn the "form". The upside is that you get a complete exercise system that takes you about 10-15 minutes to do and tones every muscle you ever had.
daily:
100 situps
50 pushups
50 pullups
in the morning for two reasons, 1 to get it out of the way & 2 for stamina/endurance purposes.
I also have a treadmill in my living room and some free-weights next to my couch. If I'm ever not doing anything (watching the boob tube) I'm either pumping iron or on the treadmill.
I was ~150 all my life until my wife & I started having kids then I BALLOONED up to 210. I was a bit lean @150 and round @210. These days I'm at my perfect weight, 165, I look great and I've gained TONS of self-confidence from the way I look.
I found this from a publication in our "reading room" (bathroom) at work:
http://www.bestlifeonline.com/cms/publish/health-fitness/Get_Back_in_the_Game_printer.shtml
You'll need free weights and a bench, at least. However, as for running, it gives this tidbit: "A recent study of cyclists at McMaster University, in Canada, found that those who exercised intensely for just 18 minutes a day (four 30-second bursts of all-out cycling separated by four minutes of active rest) experienced the same gains in performance as cyclists who pedaled continuously for two hours a day."
Sounds promising, though I've just started.