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  1. Re:And I thought... on Zero Gravity Flights for the Rest of Us · · Score: -1

    Hello, my name is Donald Duck and I want to be the first pr0n star to experience an orgasm in zero-G. Where do I sign up?

  2. First PS0T!!! on UN Supports OSS/Free Software In Developing World · · Score: -1

    Donald Duck is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM for his frist ps0t. Oh wait a second, too late. Oh well, OM OMG OMG Daisy Duck is so HOT!

  3. A ring-tone sure to be a hit!!! on Ring-Tone Barons? Japanese Record Companies Raided · · Score: -1

    Download this ring-tone sound if you want to be sure you never confuse your ring-tone with someone else's again.

  4. Donald Duck on Ethernet at 10 Gbps · · Score: 0, Funny

    Donald Duck is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM when he downloads Daisy Duck pr0n at 10Gbps and sees how hot she is OMG OMG OMG

  5. Re:More school yard fun on SCO Claims Linux Lifted ELF · · Score: -1

    Um... Excuse me. I remember that those two ads connecting Bush with Hitler were selected from the 1500 submissions and were showcased in a special web page on moveon.org. They were only removed after people complained.

  6. Donald Duck on Cancelling Out CPU Fan Noise · · Score: -1

    Can it cancel out the sound of Donald Duck and Daisy Duck having a SCREAMING ORGASM together???

  7. Donald Duck on Spam Bits · · Score: -1
    Actually, I think that my Donald Duck SCREAMING ORGASM troll is a lot funnier than a SCO troll will ever be.

    Now, that being said, Donald Duck is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM when Daisy Duck sucks him off and sends the video to SCO$699FeeTroll.

  8. Re:very nice on Hitachi Announces 400GB Hard Drive · · Score: -1

    Not to mention my full stock of Daisy Duck pr0n. OMG, Donald Duck is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM over this!

  9. Re:I, for one, welcome our new Robotcop overlords. on Robotcop III Set to Fight Crime in Hong Kong · · Score: -1

    Donald Duck is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM when they program this thing to give him a blow job.

  10. Donald Duck on Two-Legged Home Robot, Coming Soon To Japan · · Score: -1

    Can I get this thing to play Daisy Duck's Japanese schoolgirl counterpart. If so, Donald Duck is going to buy one right away. He hasn't been getting any tail from Daisy Duck lately, so he's going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM when this thing finally shows up on my doorstep.

  11. Donald Duck on DRM Technology To Be Added To MP3 Format · · Score: -1

    Donald Duck's rights do not need to be managed. The minute that add this, he won't be using MP3 files anymore.

  12. Donald Duck on Cities Building Own Fiber Networks · · Score: -1
    Oh yes, Donald Duck won't be able to wait for this to come around. Donald Duck is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM when he gets this set up at his place so that he can have 24/7 access to Daisy Duck pr0n.

    Hey, hey, hey. Donald Duck says, "In SOVIET RUSSIA, a SCREAMING ORGASM has YOU.

  13. Re:Good idea that will never work on Ford Testing a New 'Traffic Monitoring' Device · · Score: -1
    Right, Donald Duck needs a car that reports when he's not driving right.

    Donald Duck needs a computer that reports if it's being used to do nasty things.

    Donald Duck needs a chip implanted under his skin so that authorities will always know where he is.

    In SOVIET RUSSIA, the car drives YOU.

  14. Re:Not Another One! on Amazon Sued for Patent Infringement · · Score: -1

    /.ing a site is not patented, but I patented the first post troll. My patent on the Donald Duck Screaming Big O troll is still pending.

  15. Re:It's a search engine, not a museum. on Wired Reports on 'Googlemania' · · Score: -1

    It's masturbation tracker, not masterbation

  16. Re:An awful lie by right-wing nuts! on Corbis, DMCA, And John Kerry Photos · · Score: -1
    "Jokes mentioning ducks were considered particularly funny." -- cnn.com

    Jokes mentioning ducks... Like this one?

  17. Donald Duck on Wired Reports on 'Googlemania' · · Score: -1, Troll

    Donald Duck says, "Hey, no fair!!! How in the world did Google get information about all my sexual exploits with Daisy Duck???" Some jerk on /. is even linking to it!" Oh well, I suppose that even Donald Duck has to have a screaming orgasm every now and then.

  18. Digital Rights Management on Buzzword du Jour: DRM · · Score: 3, Funny

    My rights don't need to be managed, thank-you. You'll take gcc out of my cold, dead fingers.

  19. Donald Duck on Virus Writers - The Enemy Within · · Score: -1
    Donald Duck is going to create a trojan horse that will load a list of goatse mirrors upon boot-up and set your IE homepage to one of them.

    Then, he's going to go down with Daisy Duck and have a SCREAMING ORGASM!!!

  20. A question about the new EU patent law... on New EU IP Law Deemed Harmful · · Score: -1

    Does it mean that my .sig will be illegal in Europe?

  21. Did anyone else think of this? on Development Of The TiVo Remote Charted · · Score: -1
    Slashdot.article.subs("TiVo remote", p3nis);
    cout << Slashdot.article;

    victor_the_cleaner writes "The New York Times (anonymous readers need not apply) has an article about the development of the p3nis control. The article reviews the user-centered design approach the designers took. According to the lead designer, they considered 'how it feels in the hand, for long periods of time.' How about you - do you have an emotional attachment to your p3nis? Or other well-designed objects?"

    How could I not have an emotional attachment to such a well-designed object???

  22. If you need a little lovin' on Ebay Suspends Phone Number Sales · · Score: -1
    If you need
    A little loving
    Call on me

    If you want
    Some kissing
    Call me baby

    All you got to do now is,
    Right there at home
    All you gotta do is pick up yer telephone and dial baby

    634-5789
    634-5789

    That's my number, baby.

    All right, bidding starts at $100.

  23. Donald Duck on Gene Therapy Creates Strong Super-Rats · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Donald Duck is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM when he get's genetically enhanced to last all night long with Daisy Duck!!!!!!

  24. Re:WHAT KIND of physics???? on Comic Book Physics · · Score: 0

    Ha ha ha. Thanks a lot; now I have something for the .sig in my Donald Duck account. BTW, there is alo a Darth Vader Orgasm floating around the internet.

  25. WHAT KIND of physics???? on Comic Book Physics · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What kind of physics are needed for Donald Duck to have a SCREAMING ORGASM ????