I'm not an apple fan by any means but it always seems they WANT to fail to PCs. Why??? Microsoft has given them the perfect opportunities to gain ground in the OS and computer markets many, many times. Yet they keep getting excited, start running then step on the rake and crush their nads every single time. Sometimes I wonder if Jobs masturbates with Vick's because he likes the pain.
I for one would be more than happy to look at their site but it isn't coming up. Guess it sucks not having servers with Motorola processors in AOpen boxes...:)
Is the queen doing the knighting? If so, you know she's getting old and feeble, so we might get lucky and the sword slips out of her hands and....
If you work at BP, and you're reading this, you know what has to be done. I'm not condoning violence, I'm just saying, a greased-up sword handle is much more likely to slip out of her hand.
They're still pissed about this...
Miss Stevens is in Mr. Garrison's class recruiting students for a choir tour called "Getting Gay With Kids". They are going to Central America to help to save the Rainforest. Our boys cause trouble and are sent to the office. Kenny has fallen for one of the girls in the choir, so when Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the choir, he is the only one who is happy about it. The children are on their way to San Jose, Costa Rica. Kenny meets with Kelly, who starts calling him Lenny, Benny and anything other than his name. Miss Stevens also tells Cartman that she plans on changing him; she's got a lot of work ahead of her. Miss Stevens brings the children to much the President of Costa Rica. The President offers them a tour of the Rainforest, but first they do a preview concert. Miss Stevens is dismayed by Kyle's lack of rhythm.
On their tour of the Rainforest, the children see the wonders of the Rainforest, which Cartman keeps trying to beat. Their tour guide is killed and eaten by a snake. Miss Stevens and the children are on their own. Kelly tells Kenny that she likes him, which is bad for her, because she doesn't want her heart broken. Outside the Rainforest, Mr. Mackey wonders what has happened to the choir. In the Rainforest, Miss Stevens back is covered by a huge bug. They run into a group of revolutionaries. Miss Stevens tries to entertain the troops. They are going to be sent away, when government troops arrive starting a battle.
Miss Stevens and the children are still wandering around the Rainforest. Back in San Jose, the concert is about an hour away from starting. Cartman decides to leave the hippie activist. Cartman finds a crew working on a deforestation project and asks for help. In San Jose, the President stalls for time by telling Polish jokes. Meanwhile Miss Stevens and the remaining children find a group of natives who are intent upon killing them. As they run away the fall victim to quick sand.
The natives pull them out and tie them up. They plan on sacrificing Miss Stevens. Miss Stevens changes her mind and decides the rain forest really sucks, just as Cartman and the construction workers arrive to save the day. Miss Stevens and the children are so happy to be saved that they literally change their tune about the Rainforest.
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I'm not an apple fan by any means but it always seems they WANT to fail to PCs. Why??? Microsoft has given them the perfect opportunities to gain ground in the OS and computer markets many, many times. Yet they keep getting excited, start running then step on the rake and crush their nads every single time. Sometimes I wonder if Jobs masturbates with Vick's because he likes the pain.
Possible uses include shelter for disaster areas, and instant field hospitals...a killer tent.
Can they save a rainbow in a jar?
I for one would be more than happy to look at their site but it isn't coming up. Guess it sucks not having servers with Motorola processors in AOpen boxes... :)
You could swear you read the same exact story yesterday.
You might be new to /. if......you expect posts to be on topic all the time.
Change their name to "Gooogle"?
Star Wars: Nemesis
...trying to come up with a good CSI joke, anyone?
I'd feel safer if Michael Jackson and Pete Townsend babysat my kids.
Is the queen doing the knighting? If so, you know she's getting old and feeble, so we might get lucky and the sword slips out of her hands and....
If you work at BP, and you're reading this, you know what has to be done. I'm not condoning violence, I'm just saying, a greased-up sword handle is much more likely to slip out of her hand.
They're still pissed about this...
Miss Stevens is in Mr. Garrison's class recruiting students for a choir tour called "Getting Gay With Kids". They are going to Central America to help to save the Rainforest. Our boys cause trouble and are sent to the office. Kenny has fallen for one of the girls in the choir, so when Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the choir, he is the only one who is happy about it. The children are on their way to San Jose, Costa Rica. Kenny meets with Kelly, who starts calling him Lenny, Benny and anything other than his name. Miss Stevens also tells Cartman that she plans on changing him; she's got a lot of work ahead of her. Miss Stevens brings the children to much the President of Costa Rica. The President offers them a tour of the Rainforest, but first they do a preview concert. Miss Stevens is dismayed by Kyle's lack of rhythm.
On their tour of the Rainforest, the children see the wonders of the Rainforest, which Cartman keeps trying to beat. Their tour guide is killed and eaten by a snake. Miss Stevens and the children are on their own. Kelly tells Kenny that she likes him, which is bad for her, because she doesn't want her heart broken. Outside the Rainforest, Mr. Mackey wonders what has happened to the choir. In the Rainforest, Miss Stevens back is covered by a huge bug. They run into a group of revolutionaries. Miss Stevens tries to entertain the troops. They are going to be sent away, when government troops arrive starting a battle.
Miss Stevens and the children are still wandering around the Rainforest. Back in San Jose, the concert is about an hour away from starting. Cartman decides to leave the hippie activist. Cartman finds a crew working on a deforestation project and asks for help. In San Jose, the President stalls for time by telling Polish jokes. Meanwhile Miss Stevens and the remaining children find a group of natives who are intent upon killing them. As they run away the fall victim to quick sand.
The natives pull them out and tie them up. They plan on sacrificing Miss Stevens. Miss Stevens changes her mind and decides the rain forest really sucks, just as Cartman and the construction workers arrive to save the day. Miss Stevens and the children are so happy to be saved that they literally change their tune about the Rainforest.
Yeah, but only Japan can stop LUNAR GODZILLA!!!
"Er... Because the Britney Spears needs a new swimming pool for her poodle... yeah!"
ya know, I always had Britney figured for a shaver...thanks for clearing that up!
Yet the idea of 7of9 in a coconut bra intrigues me.
Semi-related: Whatever happened to the FARSCAPE movie???
At least WB still has Charmed......ok, I'll admit it, and Blue Collar TV.
"Some people actually *pay* for the privilege of wearing a shirt with "GAP" written on it or with the Nike logo."
Wow, they are suckers. I got my "Denny's" shirt for free.
It makes almost as much sense as a football bat.
If you REALLY want to impress people, build a refridgerator powered by one.
I'd rather send a probe first. It would suck beyond belief to get there and find out they were wrong and its actually just CO2.
Californians should be so lucky.
38 days too early to be exact.
The power of christ compels you!!! The power of christ compels you!!! The power of christ compels you!!!
You, sir, owe me a new pair of underwear.
After that guy at Miller got fired for drinking bud, I'm not surprised this guy is reluctant to admit to using any other products than MS.