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  1. Re:Fry's near NASA in Houston on Apple Plans New Spaceship-like Campus · · Score: 1

    There is a Fry's in Webster? That's good. At least some modicum of civilization has managed to appear in that pestilential swamp. Perhaps there is hope for those lost souls stuck in the Greater Houston-Galveston Mosquito Breeding Facility.

  2. Re:Agreed. on How Apple's iOS Went From Insecure To Most Secure · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah. We know ALL about this. And you.

    In fact, we know a lot about you.

    Signed, your friends at Google.

  3. Re:Hilarious. on Checkpoint of the Future Coming Soon To Airports · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile, you can walk right onto your friendly, neighborhood general aviation airfield, fly your Cessna or Twin Otter to your not-too-far-off commercial field, and land behind all this elaborate security with your airline ticket in-hand. Until all our airports are sealed beneath impenetrable domes, the front and back doors will stand in sharp contrast. (Not like this is about security anyhow.)

    Don't worry, they're trying real hard to close that door. Now, the little gate that has poorly vetted cabin crew who are allowed to roam in the cabin unsupervised and who have gone through only the most minimal screening before coming on to the tarmac. That gate is pretty much open....

    Same with the guy driving the thousand gallon tank of jet fuel.

  4. Re:sooo on Checkpoint of the Future Coming Soon To Airports · · Score: 1

    They got the idea from total recall then?

    Yeah, that's what I thought. I so want to create the disassembling head-thing that Arnie had. Bonus points for being able to hit the red switch.

  5. Re:Good Idea on Man Creates Open Source Flashlight · · Score: 1

    I'm not really sure I like that idea. My uses for flashlights tend to be a) camping, and b) when the power goes out. Unfortunately with USB charging I would get one charge's worth of use in those situations. With regular old batteries I can replace them to infinity, and if I forgot some I can pick them up at a gas station on my way to the woods.

    One of the bigger issues with flashlights is that the batteries are often flat when you finally decide to use it. With replaceable batteries you can, of course, go buy new ones but many a time that's inconvenient (right after the tornado hits). A USB powered flashlight has some potential advantages - you can charge it pretty much anywhere these days. Plug in charger (I can see 4 USB chargers from where I'm sitting now), pretty much any computer made since 2000, many cars. USB is becoming more ubiquitous than AA cells. And for whatever reason, lithium rechargeable cells tend not to leak like regular batteries - that's another really common killer of the flashlight that is stuck in a drawer for two years.

    As for the programming, it seems to be a bit overkill. I just built a similar, dumber circuit out of a 555 timer because I had an old filament powered headlamp that I wanted to convert to LED and a bunch of bright LEDs. But if it floats your boat, go for it. Same with the over engineered aluminum case.

  6. Re:Very unlikely that iTunes was hacked... on Has iTunes Been Hacked? · · Score: 1

    RSA two factor authentication. It would be a very good solution but RSA is still milking the enterprise and government cows with that so it will be years before something like that becomes a commodity service. What ever came of the RSA security breach a few months back?

    Badness.

  7. Re:Oh yeah? on Has iTunes Been Hacked? · · Score: 1

    I am posting this comment from Divebus' cassette deck.

    A cassette deck running a browser. Cool. Did you load BSD?

  8. Re:Chinese govt just implicated itself on Chinese Paper Warns Google May Pay Price For Hacking Claims · · Score: 1

    I count only one metaphor, and one pleonasm. I would say a "redundant pleonasm" were this not such an irony-deficient world.

    Congrats on being chosen for the MOWOTD*

    pleonasm

    Often, pleonasm is understood to mean a word or phrase which is useless, clichéd, or repetitive, but a pleonasm can also be simply an unremarkable use of idiom.

    * Most Obtuse Word of the Day

  9. Re:poor, silly sony on Daily Sony Hacking Occurs On Schedule · · Score: 1

    There is a difference between knowing how to do something, and actually doing it.

    Yeah. Like Unicode.

    I'm looking at you Slashdot. You and all of your silly Varnish servers.

  10. Re:Huh? on Apple WWDC: iOS 5, Lion, iCloud · · Score: 1

    Toss the drive and put another HD in the slot. Put the Superdrive in an external enclosure so you have it available for those walks through memory lane.

  11. Re:feminist research?! on Why There's No Nobel Prize In Computing · · Score: 1

    Go back and read his entire post. Then read it again. I guess it's not subtlety day for you.

  12. Re:I'm not an expert, but... on Bitcoin Used For the Narcotics Trade · · Score: 1

    While you're technically quite correct, the term has been commandeered to mean pretty much any 'bad' drug (alcohol and tobacco are never considered 'narcotics'). The DEA is quite happy to conflate the meaning since it sounds Evil, Nasty and something that every right thinking folk would avoid.

    It's just the typical Orwellian mindset that the US Government excels at. Drug Enforcement Agency (how do you 'enforce' a drug), Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (sounds like a store name), Department of Homeland Security (ummm, right). Ministry of Peace.

  13. Re:Next story on Bitcoin Used For the Narcotics Trade · · Score: 1

    (€500 = US$730)

    I think the Brits are right on this. Who wants a $730 note? Just doesn't add up....

  14. Re:Once Every Few Years on Pranksters Post Giant Windows Logo On Hamburg Apple Store · · Score: 1

    (In case anyone thinks that statement is personal, I'm 24.)

    Bless you, child.

  15. Re:Ahhhh... so Slashdot is hosted in Syria on Syria Reportedly Back On the Internet · · Score: 1

    OT, I know. But because we haven't heard an official statement from Slashdot on this matter, can someone please tell me why we're having so many of these Varnish cache server errors? What is it, some problem with the cluster environment? Regardless, this all seems to have started with the new format roll-out.

    I'm surprised by all this Varnish stuff. That's old technology. I'd think that Slashdot could at least spring for some cheap polyurethane coatings.

  16. Re:Unacceptable. on CERN Ups Antimatter Confinement Record to 15+ Minutes · · Score: 5, Funny

    You fool! You put antimatter in a SuperMax prison with all sorts of hardened criminals and you'll get ANTIHEROs.

    And then where will we be, Mr. Smartypants American Patriot? There is a reason that the world hates us.

  17. Re:Slashdot: News for Nerds, stuff that matters on Compressed Time at the Australia Telescope Compact Array · · Score: 1

    Smartphones are for pansies. Programming Editors are for geeks.

    Emacs rules! (And besides, it has an OS built in).

  18. Re:Less than Ten Characters? on Cheap GPUs Rendering Strong Passwords Useless · · Score: 1

    Does anyone really use less than ten character passwords anymore?

    Your bank. My bank. The nuclear reactor down the street. All sorts of folks.

  19. Re:Ha Ha, mine goes to 11 on Cheap GPUs Rendering Strong Passwords Useless · · Score: 0

    One word: Ph0g4r3N0t4W0rdButF0g|sC4m3l

    Your mother!

  20. Ha Ha, mine goes to 11 on Cheap GPUs Rendering Strong Passwords Useless · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Go further to 7 characters (fh0GH5h), and the CPU would grind along for 4 days, versus a frankly worrying 17 minutes 30 seconds for the GPU."

    OK, so go to 15 characters. Using a password generator I can go as far as I like. Using some sort of password bank program, I can store passwords / phrases of any complexity and use copy and paste, thus having only one strong password to remember.

    So, what am I missing? (And lets keep it on topic, folks).

  21. Re:Power block on Student Suspended For Posting On YouTube · · Score: 1

    I graduated various things anywhere from the '70s to the '90s and I suppose it's my problem. Assuming it's my 'fault' is a bit over the top. Even if, as I did for a while, actively campaign for the only third party presidential candidate ever to get federal matching funds for an election, it doesn't seem to have helped a whole lot.

    But, hey, thanks for the vote of support. Didn't think that I mattered all that much.

  22. Re:Happens every time on Student Suspended For Posting On YouTube · · Score: 1

    I am so glad I was born in the 70's and graduated in the early 90's. There is no way I could have made it through the fascist regime that is modern government education.

    Oh you would have been fine. We have better drugs these days. You wouldn't even drool. Much.

  23. Re:Happens every time on Student Suspended For Posting On YouTube · · Score: 1

    And if you want to be pedantic it should be called "Vespucciland".

    It does have a nice ring to it.

  24. Re:Happens every time on Student Suspended For Posting On YouTube · · Score: 1

    Not everyone is mentally unstable.

    Now that's crazy talk.

  25. Re:We build excitement! && Danger on Integrating Capacitors Into Car Frames · · Score: 1

    There is a reason why fuel tank is universally located in a protected area behind and on the side of the car. They're talking about installing capacitors in DOORS.

    Gas tanks in doors would likely get your car banned off the road in a very short order.

    Oh quit whining. They would be protected by the airbags. Snuggled up right next to your elbow. They'll be fine.