Apple WWDC: iOS 5, Lion, iCloud
Steve Jobs was on hand today to kick off Apple's WWDC keynote. Lion took the lead, with no surprises except a $29.99 pricetag and a July ship date.
iOS is getting a new "Notification Center"; Twitter is being integrated; he announced a split thumbable keyboard for iPads; wireless syncing; and a native IM system for iOS devices, shipping in the Fall.
iCloud will be free, syncing apps (Mail, Calendar, Contacts and iWork apps) across devices. Photostream is iCloud for pictures. iTunes iCloud will let you re-download your tracks at last, and iTunes Match will let you match your ripped CDs to Apple's copies.
While iCloud is as expected, I am still curious to see it in action. Will the terrible file management experience of iOS devices disappear with the iCloud?
UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever ones.
But will it run on Linux?
"Enjoy what you're doing! If it becomes drudgery, you're doing it wrong!" - Jim Butterfield
...he introduced the Apple community to Android, Windows Phone 7, Linux, Windows, and OS X Snow Leopard.
"It's a reverse vampire...they....they crave the sun!"
The comment that there will be no install media for OS X 10.7 is a show stopper to me.
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This is going to eat into monthly caps imposed by ISPs. And no, not everyone has a choice of ISP. For some of us it's either internet or no internet, we can't vote with our wallet by going somewhere else.
I mean really, maybe some information beyond this vaguely twitter-esque, detail-lacking post? A picture of something? This is about as low-content as you can go while still technically providing information.
Or at least put it in a separate "here's my live slashdot blog" section.
Their may be a grammatical error, misspeling, or evn a typo in this post.
But I will definitely go for Lion at $29. The thing is, how will it be made available to Leopard users? Jobs said it was Mac App Store-only.
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But I will definitely go for Lion at $29. The thing is, how will it be made available to Leopard users? Jobs said it was Mac App Store-only.
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I can't wait to give away my freedom. How much longer?
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2001: Record labels sue my.mp3.com in to oblivion.
2011: Record labels can't wait to suck on the iTunes Cloud teat.
Hilary Rosen's speech was about her love of money and her desire to roll around naked in a pile of money.
OS X Server is now integrated in the Lion OS. It does not say, but it once speculated to cost extra for the service. But Apple's site leads me to believe it does not.
Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it does not pay to take chances.
So for a 25 dollar "insurance" fee I can match all the mp3s that I can find op my harddisk to songs in the itunes cloud and then those (legal) itunes songs will be downloaded to all my devices? That's an offer that I can't refuse.
And won't the music industry go apeshit over this?
Match sounds good, but looks like people expected more than a me too announcement.
iTunes iCloud will let you re-download your tracks at last, iTunes Match will let you match your ripped CDs to Apple's copies.
Couldn't Apple just store my music in the cloud like Google is going to?
I really doubt that iTunes is going to have a copy of "Southern Smoke (vol 5)" or "Armin Van Buren - A State of Trance Episode 425"
I'd only be able to hear my mainstream music at best. We still don't really know exactly what "matching" music really means.
Once again iTunes is passing off fundamentally flawed technology as a good thing, and the press is eating it up.
I can't wait for Google Music. I would feel bad for the folks stuck on the iPhone, but most of them seem to love their locked down phone. To each his own.
I have a small, but growing stable of Macs in my house. I read on Engadget that, "it will run you just $29.99 for all of your authorized Macs." Does this mean that its $30 or $60 to upgrade the two Macs I have that are tied to my iTunes account?
http://www.engadget.com/2011/06/06/os-x-lion-all-the-details/
Untethered idevices! Apple just opened themselves up to a whole new segment of the market...those people who don't have an iMac or Macbook. This means that anyone who can afford the lowest level idevice is able to get access to the whole ecosystem to handle all of their media, user created content, documents, ect.... The iCloud makes all of this possible. The data is persistent and secure forever, for all present and future devices. It only gets better from here on out; we are finally in the 21st century baby!
I have a Macbook and have used my superdrive like twice in the past year. I would rather devote that space to more battery.
I was hoping for some new iphone ... or flash support... or SOMETHING new.
....flash support? hahahahahahahahahahahaha
How can Apple cut you off, if they sync _your_ content back to all your devices!?
http://photos.macrumorslive.com/p/2011-06-06/f1307387188.jpg Those look like HP servers.... does that mean they use Linux, or a custom version of OS X that allows non-apple hardware?
How about making it so I don't have re-download 3+GB every time a minor dot-release of Xcode is released?
I was hoping for some new iphone ... or flash support... or SOMETHING new.
....flash support? hahahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah its screwed up isn't it?
Apple's approach to developers is
1) We get to claim 30% of your revenue
2) You have to live in a box and learn "our way" to stay there
3) We can change the rules at any time
It's almost dystopian, how the hell do they expect to attract developers with these kinds of restrictions?
It has never been more clear that Wonziak did all the work, and Jobs did the marketing, and we all know who ended up running the place.
Seriously, in the early 90's I wrote a lot of software on a 7200 PPC Apple, and loved it, but I just can't get into the new Macs. They feel like the government with all the rules.
Imagination is the silver lining of Intelligence.
iCloud announcement just decimated many a startup business plan, leveled the wireless playing field and in a fashion SteveJobs made famous disrupted entrenched industry players today with Apple's (AAPL) free-wireless iCloud OS feature for its products. Simply...they have obliterated the need for an Operating System, file system logic in order to use devices. Apple have entered the post-PC device independence era of hardware commoditization with device agnostic-ation surely to be the last nail in the coffin keeping mfgrs guessing how to remain alive.
Yeah I still don't get this request for flash. It's like a request for adverts too. Do you Want those? seriously?
Putting very mildly indeed, iTunes Match is an important announcement.
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Lion is a good evolutionary upgrade and a no-brainer at $30. iOS 5 is playing catch-up to Android and still falling short. Apple proves its consistency in delivering mediocre online services.
Why store all your music in "the cloud" when you can serve it yourself to any browser and many devices (iphone, android, etc) from a PC you control using Subsonic?
The summary is very light on details, so I can understand you misinterpreting this. iCloud isn't the only place your data is stored, it is actually stored on the iPad, iPhone, iPod, and Mac. It is just that all files are seamlessly shared between your different devices. Buy a song on iTunes on your Mac, and it is automatically available from your iPad. Take a picture on your iPhone, and it is automatically in iPhoto on your Mac.
You are right to an extent - this is nothing new from a tech perspective. What is new though is how Apple is presenting this to the user. They don't tell the user "map this drive to this location...", it all just happens automatically. That is this trick of the iCloud - the user doesn't explicitly interact with iCloud. Rather, files are just always available. The user doesn't have to understand what the cloud is or how to access it. The cloud is the means, not the end.
We also expected the over the network OS upgrades, something I think will really separate Mac Os and iOS hardware form the MS crowd. Lack of installation media is a concern for some, but I put all my OS on HD partitions and install from the harddisk anyway. Haven't install from a DVD in years. Haven't bought a application DVD in years.
The dig about it just working is really apropos. I tried to use Amazon music service thingy. Bought the music, put it on the web, could not download it to my computer afterwards. So I set up Amazon to download to my computer, thinking I would upload back to Amazon. Bought the lady gaga for $1, never got it to download properly, Amazon will not aswer my requests to download it again. I think this is called theft. Really wondering if I am going to do business with them when they won't give me my purchases.
One thing I am concerned about is the transition from Mobileme to iCloud. They are not making it cheaper, 5gb for $20 is not better than the current deal. They are just giving away inexpensive services for free, just like they did with itools. Most people are not going to upload that many pictures in 30 days, and well over a decade of mail is not taking more than a few gb of space.
The versioning on iOS is going be a huge thing, since the iOS 'filesystem' is not versionable with any current tools. OTOH, semms iworks is stil imcompatable between Mac OS and iOS so I would have liked to see some work done on that front.
Apple is competing hard against Google and RIM, which is good, but they seem to have lost their way on some of the applications. This happened in the late 80's when they were trying to cut prices to compete with the PC. The software was spun off the claris and a lot of good applications were lost.
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I dunno bout you, but I have a record collection of about 5k vinyl records. If I wanted to synch that to an Ipad, I'd have to have ... a computer?
Seriously 64G, the most expensive one sold, just don't cut it, it's just not enough space.
That, and I have learned that when companies like this CAN change the rules at any time, they inevitably do... at will.
ALL my content is > TB on any given day. Now what?
Imagination is the silver lining of Intelligence.
What I really want is Silverlight, which won't ever happen because of strictly political reasons between MS and Apple. It's stupid, these companies get into pissing matches with each other and their customers suffer from it.
Imagination is the silver lining of Intelligence.
Step into my office! *pops trunk*
Apple always does it last.
Then they do it best.
That's the MO that they have been repeating for years.
You just caught on?
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Don't forget, it allows anyone who has Apple's blessing to rummage through the data a user has.
With the history of other companies handing data over on request of any comers without any way to encrypt it, it almost is just asking for fishing expeditions. A couple lines for example:
find /home -name bigcorpprotesttimes.doc -print|xargs mail peopletoarrest@bigmeanthugs.xxx
Or used to hunt down MP3 songs that were unreleased but seeded, and just the proof of that in a cloud home directory is good enough for a big lawsuit.
Of course, we know all well how we can trust big companies with our personal info... so lets all go and trust them with our complete home directories as well.
I'd imagine that most people want Flash for Facebook games and videos. And by videos, I mean porn.
Hey... let's be honest here!
The summary is very light on details, so I can understand you misinterpreting this. iCloud isn't the only place your data is stored, it is actually stored on the iPad, iPhone, iPod, and Mac. It is just that all files are seamlessly shared between your different devices. Buy a song on iTunes on your Mac, and it is automatically available from your iPad. Take a picture on your iPhone, and it is automatically in iPhoto on your Mac.
You are right to an extent - this is nothing new from a tech perspective. What is new though is how Apple is presenting this to the user. They don't tell the user "map this drive to this location...", it all just happens automatically. That is this trick of the iCloud - the user doesn't explicitly interact with iCloud. Rather, files are just always available. The user doesn't have to understand what the cloud is or how to access it. The cloud is the means, not the end.
Ok yeah that's cool and all, but it already exists. Last night, I was watching Top Gear on a phone, then I went inside and picked right back up in the middle of the episode on a PS3 using Netflix. It's not really The Cloud(TM), but it might as well be and works just as well. And it's hardly a revolution worth crowing about. It's kind of neat but they ain't the first to get there. Not even hardly.
Imagination is the silver lining of Intelligence.
Does Dropbox automatically upgrade a shitty 128kbs MP3 to a 256kb AAC DRM free file when you upload.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
1) We get to claim 30% of your revenue
... and we paid out 2.5 billion dollars so far to developers. Also just out: The Apple app store (the one where you can buy apps for Macs only) is the _largest_ seller of PC software! Beating Walmart, Best Buy and anyone else. And can you tell me any other store that lets developers keep 70% of the revenue.
How will a office get mac os 10.7 as iTunes is a max of 5 systems? and will there be away so you just have to download it 1 time? How will I be able to do a clean install with a download only os? Will I have to use the apple store to install it on a new HDD?
If you can't fit everything on your mobile device then I guess you will have to choose a subset of your collection to make it fit while keeping the whole collection synched to whatever has the storage space to accommodate it. Kind of like how I'm sure you are doing it now.
With $2.5 Billion in sales of independent software in the last year...thats how.
I know several of developers that HATE the idea of what the iStore is...and at the same time, are making far more money using it, selling their products far cheaper, than they ever did before.
You can either be religious about all of this, or you can be pragmatic.
If you were selling anywhere else, you'd have to deal with CC processing, you'd have to deal with boxed products. You'd have to deal with a shitload of other hassles...in this regard, the only hassle you have to do is to mind read what Steve Jobs is planning on doing next and for most developers, this isn't a problem.
Even a friend that just has a product kicked out recently...said he made enough before it was kicked out...and it isn't like his code isn't reusable. Will fix the problems and resubmit.
And if this is too much of a problem, they can always go program for Android.
You have to be trolling here. How are you getting your 5k vinyl records on a music player today without a computer? How are you accessing your > TB of music without a computer? What tablet/phone device are you using that has > TB storage?
R$25 *per year*
And after you have taken a year to download the 256kb DRP free AAC files Match gives you, why would you pay for another year?
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Welcome to last year.
Love and kisses,
Android
Really, though all these things are good, but Apple is going for the same thing IBM and Microsoft tried in the 80s and 90s by locking users into a static platform. There's better bells and whistles now, but when Facetime can't connect with anything other than an iOS or OS X device, you'll have to say forget it and go with something more cross platform like Google Voice. Many of the new features advertised already exist in one form or another and the ones that are unique are more 'Huh. Interesting, but not enough to make my buy one'.
Anyone else think the $25/yr "iTunes Match" service is Apple creating - and getting a piece of - a music laundering game? Pay 25/yr, take your "otherwise acquired" music, and legitimize it. Literally the first thing that came to mind when I read about it
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I'll give you that, and yes it's very annoying. I always felt tech should be about working together, not shutting out everyone else so that you "win".
I mean, for $25 I get legal versions of every single—ahem, questionably procured, shall we say— tracks in my gigantic iTunes library?
Didn't they say "ripped"? Perhaps they distinguish between things you ripped from a CD in iTunes from things you downloaded. Although if they did allow anything at all that would be an interesting attempt to monetize all the pirated music out there.
You can use a number of programs to create a bootable copy of your current OS...
I would like to see some bootstrap solution that let you pull back a system from Time Machine though.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
1) We get to claim 30% of your revenue
But we'll more than double your revenue if you play by our rules.
Money or random developer freedom. Choose one.
Trolling, LOL.
Every computer made has more than a TB, including the new windows tablets (which we happen to have prototypes of, since we are a development shop). And I deal with big data every day (medical images, among other things). So just to recap, I'm sitting in front of a windows tablet with a 1.5TB drive in it right now.
Oh, and it has audio in, not to mention my mixer has wireless support (granted, most people would plug their tables into a sound card, but that's not the point here).
So, again, Apple is selling last year as new, except they get to control its use?
Again, how about no.
Imagination is the silver lining of Intelligence.
1. Create an innovative online music service that increases sales for everyone.
2. Get sued into oblivion by Record Labels.
3. Create an non-innovative online music service that increases sales for 1 company.
4. ???
5. Get full support of Record Labels
6. Profit!
CS: It is all sink or swim...oh and did I mention there are sharks in that water?
first 5 gigs is free, but then it's going to end up costing you $20+ a month or more for more space. The average american will probably accrue 3+ gigs every 6 months.
3 gigs of what?
None of the purchased items count against that space. Nor does app storage. Nor do photos.
You basically get 5GB for documents and email and songs you upload that are not in the store. Perhaps for a handful that are too stubborn to upgrade or have really weird libraries that might be enough. For 90% of people it will be plenty.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
They are on the Architecture Review Board yet they are almost 2 years behind the current OpenGL 4.1 spec. OpenGL 3.0 was spec'd out and released at least 18 months ago, Apple helped lead the way in this effort yet they STILL dont have a 100% OpenGL 3.0 driver. I hope that with Lion they have moved to OpenGL 4.0. Please let me know if you hear anything. Personally this is one of the BIG items about Apple that I don't like. They want developers to develop but they don't give them all the tools. I want to continue writing this game app but i can't because I cannot access certain OpenGL functionality - not because the graphics card doesn't have the hardware - but because there is no driver update to support the hardware. Let that sink in: They helped write the OpenGL 3.0 spec over 18 months ago but they don't have their own driver for it.
He gave us poor battery life, crashing over the air updates, a shitty interface, and the ability to infect the OS without doing anything? Sweet!
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I use MobileMe and like it quite a bit. When the transition happened from .mac to MobileMe, it was rocky in the beginning. There were times even before that when there were periodic short outages (minutes, not hours) of one service or another. But I've not seen one of those outages in a long, long time. The services work great and I've never lost anything. Maybe you have some specific experience to the contrary, but I support seven users on MobileMe (including myself) and I've found it to be an excellent product at this point (and for quite some time).
installs in place is not a good fit for all. As it makes clean installs needed extra step of installing 10.6 then downloading and installing the app store os update and then downloading and installing 10.7 after that. now even at home I don't want have to download the same 4GB installer on each system. MS makes it so much easier with smaller windows updates, install disks and iso's , WSUS (can be set up Windows Home Server) and windows Service Pack can be downloaded 1 time and used on many systems.
The rules for the Mac App Store are quite easy and quite clear. When you purchase an app, you can install it in one of three ways, your choice:
1. Install on any number of Macs that are under your control, for private use only.
2. Install on _one_ Mac that is used by any number of users, for commercial use.
3. Install on any number of Macs that are used by a single user only, for commercial use.
So if you have 10 Macs shared by 20 users in your company, you buy 10 copies, one for each Mac. And if you have another ten users, each owning two Macs exclusively, that is another ten copies for each of those ten users.
So for a 25 dollar "insurance" fee I can match all the mp3s that I can find op my harddisk to songs in the itunes cloud and then those (legal) itunes songs will be downloaded to all my devices? That's an offer that I can't refuse.
You are paying those $25 so that they won't come after you? I thought there were laws against that.
He's an Android user, and he carries around a pouch with 250 4GB uSD cards. Actually, I'm pretty sure he's using the same Crown Royal pouch he used to use for his D&D dice.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
Albums I never expected to find.
But, yes, my red vinyl "official bootleg" from a Death in June concert is not likely to be on iTunes. At least I don't think so, haven't bothered looking.
I'm sure they'd be happy to do it for you at the Apple Store.
Assuming you live near an Apple Store. Or did I miss the announcement about Starbuck's training all their baristas to also function as "Apple Store Geniuses"? "I'd like a coffee and a Mac OS X reinstall." ;-)
Apple and MS don't have all that much animosity towards each other. I suspect Silverlight will never happen for the real reason that Flash won't. Though, MS is gearing Silverlight towards mobile devices (Windows Phone 7), so it's not impossible.
Let me see. Flash support or free seamless contact, calendar, document, photo sharing and backup across all my devices? Yes you're right. It changes nothing.
Just to be clear--you don't know how things work with Mac's right?
But you assume that you have to take your Mac to Apple to reinstall the OS. Do you have any idea how dumb that sounds?
With atts 250mb data pack at the min a ios update + app updates can eat that up fast and don't even think about roaming to canada at $0.015/KB is about $15 per MEG
They are not making it cheaper, 5gb for $20 is not better than the current deal
The 5GB (and email and the other features) are now free.
The only thing that costs money is the yearly ability to convert all the music you own to DRM free AAC and let the iCloud know you own it.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
You honestly think that you have to take your Mac back to the Apple Store to reinstall the OS?
I shouldn't pick on you, it's not your fault that you don't understand how computers work--I just wonder why you hang out at a nerd blog?
What happens when you go "oops"? I'm a firm believer in cross-pollination, that is, having several versions of critical files laying about on several back up drives. Does this vaporize in the cloud?
Is it just me or are slashdotters loosing Slashdot Quotient (SQ)? The highest score on this thread is 4! Lots of 0s and 2s... Whatever happened to all the smart aleks out there? #just_saying
Didn't mp3.com get sued into oblivion for something similar to this? You told mp3.com "I have xyz song.." and then they provided you with access to their copy of the mp3.
This is different from what amazon is doing which is giving you a place to upload your copy and if you buy a mp3 from amazon, they would point a link from your library to amazon's copy.
You are so right. Apple has no developers writing stuff for their hardware. Ohwaitdidn't they pay over $2B to someone. Oh yes, developers. Where did they come from. Obviously they were not able to attract them.
According to the Apple website (look for "Internet Restore and Utilities") it uses a recovery partition.
Ugh.
In a survey of 100 programmers, 111111 thought that duck-typing was a good idea.
Your Windows tablet has a MECHANICAL 1.5 TB drive in it. Not a good idea for regular folks... "What do you mean I lost all my data because I dropped my tablet on the table a little harder than usual?"
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http://tech.slashdot.org/story/08/04/24/1334234/Patch-the-Linux-Kernel-Without-Reboots - Apr 2008
When you install Windows 7 or a new Linux kernel, do you have to restart? Why? OS X Lion don't require that.
We haven't "had" to reboot linux for more than 3 years now, where have you been?
But I think what you say about Lion is incorrect. "Mac OS X Lion's new Resume feature lets users get back to where they left off after a shutdown or restart" - CNet
That is significant, but it's not the same as not having to rebooting. If you didn't reboot, then it's just sleep/hybernate, and Windows has done that for many years. So, where are you getting that info that it never has to reboot, even with new kernel? If you've run Snow Leopard, you will be familiar with restarting after updates, desktop AND server (I run both, btw, and I have a server asking for reboot right now, and it's not even a kernel update). Linux usually never needs a restart unless you specifically update the kernel. But even then, you don't have to. It will continue to run on the previous kernel until you decide to restart. With other tools like KSplice, we don't have to ever reboot. But, I highly doubt you can do all updates, including kernel, without restarting Lion.
The same goes for iPhone/iPad. If it updates the kernel, you're going to have to reboot the device. But, maybe they are changing this, just wanna know where you read it?
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If I wanted to play a facebook game, there's always a desktop system. I don't play facebook games anyway really, so I'm not a good test for that use case, and I'm fairly unsympathetic to people who waste time with them, but I can understand thinking "Gee, it would be cool if I could..." if you do actually play them.
However, claiming that nobody can view porn is just foolish: there are numerous sites that do not require flash, and have a remarkably broad array of free porn^Hvideos available. I've heard that sites such as xnxx.com, youporn.com, xvideos.com, spankwire.com don't require flash. Of course, I haven't confirmed this for myself, because I would never watch porn on an iPad... but I've heard that those sites work just fine.
Gogobeans (gogobeans.com) basically does the same things as the iCloud, without tying you down to Apple products. Much more versatile.
No, actually, I think it is great. Flash is a resource pig that Adobe chooses to not rewrite for mobile platforms. Android devices puke trying to use Flash with some of the larger, faster tablets having mixed results of flash content actually working as intended.
I don't see how you think that Apple has gotten more closed with the Mac/Mac OS since the PPC days. Owning a Power Mac 7200, you probably remember having to purchase special Apple RAM from manufacturers like EDGE, Kingston, etc out of the MacMall catalog. Adding generic RAM (even with similar specs) often resulted in a non-bootable Mac.
How about hard drives? Apple HDD ROMs. Yeah, good luck with getting that generic HDD from WD, Seagate, Maxtor, Quantum, etc working. (pre-PPC machines also used SCSI drives that were awesome, but pricey and hard to come by) Don't forget about proprietary ADB connectors, Apple serial ports, display ports (including that stupid display adapter needed for the Power Mac 6100/66 and similar models), Apple GeoPort (WTF?!), Mini-SCSI on the PowerBooks, Apple PlainTalk microphone ports (again, WTF?!), NuBus vs PDS slots. As of late, ADC video connector, but we'll give Apple a mulligan.
Macintosh System 9.2.2 and earlier had little PC file support with the exception of PC Exchange to read DOS/Win formatted floppies and other media. Most Mac users bought MacLinkPlus or a similar product to help them open DOS/Windows documents on the Mac. Image formats were another difficult area with Apple pushing PICT and Microsoft pushing BMP.
Apple may still have a bit of a "walled garden", but the gate is open a lot wider than it was in the 68k/PPC days.
That's exactly what I was thinking as I was uploading ~40GB of music to Google Music. Except, no money changed hands between Google and the music companies, that we know about. Oughta be interesting to see how things play out over the next 12-24 months.
Well, it looks like a lot of what I expected was announced. What's really impressive is how brazenly Apple has dictated terms and cut into other companies' business models.
The terrible notification system in iOS to this point has actually benefited Apple in 2 major ways: it appeased the iPhone wireless carriers by allowing archaic, expensive text messaging to still seem relevant (email alerts didn't appear on the lock screen, but text messages did), and it provided Apple with a future selling point.
Now that they're updating the notification and messaging systems, it's likely that text messaging volume will very, very gradually begin to dwindle for iPhone users. The carriers can't be too happy about this since texting services are their cash cows.
On the web browsing front, integrating Reader into iOS Safari is likely to frustrate a lot of advertisement-subsidized sites. The strength of its implementation will also push publishers into their News Stand platform (the choice will be: "no revenue for you through the web since we'll strip out all your ads or revenue with a commission to Apple through News Stand").
The iTunes Match service is going to trick lots of people into paying for access to music they already have. It'll be interesting to see how Apple authenticates music via Match: will it use some fingerprint analysis from the actual sound stream (à la Shazaam), or will it simply read through tags? Either way, it'll be easy for someone to log into Match once on a system with a huge library to get access to thousands of songs. I wonder if people with huge libraries will sell services to help you "unlock" lots of music on iTunes Match and/or if there will be frequently updated "master" iTunes databases with proper tags and placeholder files posted all over the internet? Apple's basically selling an all-you-can-eat music subscription service (comparable to Napster's) at a low annual rate and making its users jump through hoops or pay more to get access to the whole library. This is going to further kill CD sales and record stores; once Apple moves to Lossless audio, there'll be very little reason for Apple customers to access digital music any other way (perhaps unlimited access to the whole library and lossless quality will be available in a couple of years for a higher subscription price).
Finally, iCloud is going to hurt Dropbox and Google's bottom lines. Google's going to be implementing most of the same functionality once they get Chrome OS off the ground, but Apple's lead is formidable.
Barring any major technical or privacy failures and given the appetites of their fans/customers, it's hard to see Apple failing to pull all of this off. Apple's waving the stampede through their velvet rope and right into their club. Once inside, though, it's going to be awfully hard to get out.
There seemed to be a slide with updates on/off that I saw on engadget, so yes I do believe what you want is there.
How does an IM system becomes "native", and what would it be?
On one hand, I hope that - like iChat - it will support the One True Protocol (namely, XMPP).
On the other hand, what with FaceTime being a new thing entirely (instead of taking one of the existing open ones, such as Google's video chat XMPP extensions), and locked down tight so far despite all the promises, I have a bad feeling about this...
You do realize Silverlight is available on Mac right? As to the mobile platform, I've never found a need for it, much like flash.
http://www.apple.com/downloads/macosx/development_tools/silverlight.html
iDevices and their users are increasing exponentially and there is nothing to say that Apple won't allow their iDevices to play nice with others out there. Steve is a clever guy like that...
Apple uses Magic.
1) We get to claim 30% of your revenue
... and we paid out 2.5 billion dollars so far to developers. Also just out: The Apple app store (the one where you can buy apps for Macs only) is the _largest_ seller of PC software! Beating Walmart, Best Buy and anyone else. And can you tell me any other store that lets developers keep 70% of the revenue.
Uhh for Mac software not the largest seller of PC software...
http://nexus404.com/Blog/2011/06/06/wwdc-2011-mac-app-store-1-mac/
meh. netflix has a native app, so you don't need silferfish for that. what else is there? photosynth? i think they have a native app as well.
-- Flame me and I will happily flame you back. Bring it!
so what you're saying is that you have a niche / specialty need, and there's a niche / specialty product to suit that need. Congratulations! Many people with similar needs are not that lucky.
-- Flame me and I will happily flame you back. Bring it!
will new macs with 10.7 preloaded ship with restore disk? usb key like the mac book air?
Replace 'Like my..." with "Though better than..." and you'll have it right.
"Tunes Match will let you match your ripped CDs to Apple's copies ... Unless Apple doesn't have a copy." is close, but it's more like they won't upgrade to a hi-rate non-DRM version for you if it's not in the iTunes store.
It's almost dystopian, how the hell do they expect to attract developers with these kinds of restrictions?
Of course the platform that Apple really restricts is iOS. And for that they don't only expect to attract developers, they got them. Far more than any other mobile platform.
So Apple's expectations are right on the button. It's your expectations that don't match reality.
Who gets there first is not as important as implementation.
Will my account change from .me to .iCloud?
I can't believe no one else mentioned the best new feature of Lion:
Resize from any edge
You can now resize a window from any side or corner.
I dunno bout you, but I have a record collection of about 5k vinyl records. If I wanted to synch that to an Ipad, I'd have to have ... a computer?
You're complaining you don't have a computer?
stfu, it doesn't come in a nice package like ios
Finally, it'll be possible to buy an iPad or iPod Touch and use (and upgrade) it without syncing it to a PC. This was a big issue, for instance, for people (like my wife) who want an iPad as a second computer but whose first computer is too old to run iTunes 10. (She solved that problem by taking it back to Best Buy and having them start it up.)
iTunes only has deals with the 4 majors, not "all music" by a very very long shot. At least 1/3 of my music collection is not in there -- transcription discs from old live radio shows....for one. Indie music -- not gonna be there. And so forth. So you only get insurance on a match, and I'm not sure whether if there's not a match, you can have it in the cloud at all --
Like in electronics, the thing to look for is what's not on the data sheet, but is still important. When a vendor makes, say, an A/D that has wondrous features, but say, is noisy or has a weird drive requirement - that's what's not there, with them hoping you don't notice till you design it in. I'd bet that's the same thing here.
Why guess when you can know? Measure!
There was talk that updates would be incremental for that very reason.
If I used a sig over again, would anyone notice?
recover from a disk failure on Lion? You need a DVD to access the recovery menu. Can you burn it on DVD?
That's what I find stupid of these marketing conventions. They create more questions than they answer. When it comes out in July then I hope these simple questions may be answered until then this is all hype.
You can't even get single 2.5" drives with 1.5 TB capacity. So, he's lying or his tablet actually has a pair of 750GB drives.
Where the hell is my 3840x2160 "cinema"/"retina" display? Not that I want the apple one (it's bound to have massive bezels) but it seems like Apple are one of the few companies that could drive production of these panels at the moment. :(
What about the people who rip their music at 320kbps? iCloud will downgrade my music for $25 a year?
In the beginning, there was null.
"Get to claim 30% of your revenue"
Yes, and for that 30% we host your app, handle all the payment systems, billing etc, and cover all the bandwidth costs relating to initial download and any future updates. Because all that stuff is totally free in terms of financial cost, labour costs, time and hassle if you do it yourself, right?
In the meantime developers have collectively made over 2.5 billion dollars on the App Store. You make it sound like Apple are being hostile.
I won't pay $5 for their tools when I can use free ones that don't lock me in. I'm totally ok if they make you pay for iOS app tools because I am not interested but to build for a unix based OS they should bundle free dev tools. I never used xcode much anyhow; I was locked into a dead IDE before so I will use netbeans or something next time I use an IDE... although with all the scripting out there big IDE tools and compilers are something I've not had to use hardly at all for the last decade.
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1) We get to claim 30% of your revenue
What percentage does a brick-and-mortal distributor take for boxed software? Okay, how about th next guy in line, the retailer? Betcha it adds up to a LOT more than 30%.
2) You have to live in a box and learn "our way" to stay there
3) We can change the rules at any time
This differs from Best Buy, MacWarehouse, etc. how? They have rules too. You break 'em, you're out.
It's almost dystopian, how the hell do they expect to attract developers with these kinds of restrictions?
By... paying them? And providing a reliable storefront? And discoverability? And stripping away the hassle, the 3% Visa Tithe, the losses due to chargebacks and the use of stolen credit card info, and potential security nightmares associated with having to deal with credit cards, etc. yourself? By freeing coders and content creators to code and create, instead of dealing with retail busywork?
The App Store sounds like a hell of a deal to me. 30%? As retail overheads go, that's a pittance.
Everybody gets what the majority deserves.
You can always just upload your content if you like. The 'matching' feature is pay to play. The iCloud basic services are free.
No. Android's syncing of just your gmail contacts is in no way comparable to the complete sync of everything, including music, videos, and the entire system backup, that the iPhone does. Google Docs are in no way comparable to iWork (I mean, just look at them). The lame Android Twitter SDK is in no way comparable to the single sign on Twitter integration in iOS 5. iCloud's automatic sync of files between all your devices, including your computers, as soon as they change (yes, it's actually integrated into the filesystem) is in no way comparable to...well, I can't even think of what Google has here.
The reason people get more excited about iOS features than Android features, even when they appear to be similar, is that the iOS features work a hell of a lot better. People expect great software from Apple and passable software from Google because that's what's been historically delivered. And incidentally, that's also why there's all these apps like K9 or doubleTwist that try to make Android better, because stock Android is not good. doubleTwist even advertises itself as "iTunes for Android." 'nuff said.
(Oh yeah, and you don't have to root an iPhone to get the update either.)
So you are telling us the Android came up with this stuff themselves? Have you seen screenshots of what Android looked like before and after the first iPhone was released? Before the iPhone Android looked like a clone of RIM's BB OS and after it started to look and act like iPhone OS. Funny that. A lot of those features were already present in iOS but now have been more refined. This is an example of evolution of iOS rather than revolution. Really, what did you expect them to do? Ignore end user requests and trends and not bother implementing those features? Really?
I hope that you enjoy your Android phone as much as I enjoy my iOS devices with the plethora of third party application choices. If you feel comfortable giving up all of your privacy to an advertising company like Google then more power to you but not everyone wants to make a bargain with the devil.
Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
Actually, you can get Silverlight for OS/X easily enough directly from Microsoft. Intel Mac, OS/X 10.4.11 or better, Safari 3+ or Firefox 3+.
I'm not surprised it's not in the App Store yet, but I suspect it will be, as will MS Office for Mac. There's money to be made, and Microsoft be wantin' some o' dat. It's a lot more likely that Microsoft products will show up in the App Store than anything from Adobe, though. That's a pissfight you need a rain slicker for, not just boots. Let's see, what was that big yellow rubberized rain coat called again...
Everybody gets what the majority deserves.
Wow, Apple is seriously behind the curve, as usual. Google and others have been offering "it just works" cloud-syncing for years now.
And we'll have to see whether their iCould service is even usable MobileMe really sucked (I used to subscribe to it and canceled after a few years).
I wonder what happens to your ability to sync/listen to those songs if you stop paying? My guess is that all those legal copies will just disappear from all of your Apple devices at that point.
Works the same as other App Store purchases. Buy once, install on all your machines.
Why do you think it would be madness? When its "firmware" gets damaged, you can take it to the Apple Store to be "repaired". Also, they might have some way of letting you reinstall over the Internet. I doubt it makes a big difference in the market. When they need to reinstall, most people already seem to take their machines to the store or buy a new one.
If you are willing to give a company that much control, you might as well just switch to Google's and other cloud services: they do what Apple is trying to do for much less money and with much less hassle.
So who stole split keyboard and swiping full screen apps and traditional apps from whom? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92QfWOw88I http://www.apple.com/apple-events/wwdc-2011/ More was shown in the Apple replay and seems more refined than Microsoft's brief sneak peek.
The big news is that iOS will no longer require a Windows or Mac PC. this means Apple is acknowledging at least tacitly what Microsoft never will, desktops and laptops to some extent are losing their place at home to the dual threat of smart phones and tablets.
One thing I haven't seen discussed is the deep integration of Twitter into iOS 5. There are Post To Twitter buttons everywhere. It seems to me that this is a pretty flagrant antitrust violation; a stifling of competition by raising the barrier of entry significantly for any Twitter competitor service. Considering that Microsoft went through the wringer for similar tactics, this seems a bold move. Apple can't claim that iOS is not a significant player in the market. God knows how much money Twitter paid Apple to clutter up the interface.
Some features presented here are plain copy from Android and other platforms, but I say tank's to what ever deity you pray to we have such diverse mobile market.
Just imagine such thing with desktop OS on this scale...
Anybody know if there's a mention of being able to backup using TimeMachine to a mac mini running Lion? I always found it silly to have to buy a mac mini for serving up files/music/video and then buy a timecapsule. I'd rather just hang a bunch of disk off of the mini.
It's more like a subscription service. For $25/year you are leasing all that music from the music industry.
The music industry should be happy that they are getting something for the music that you stole.
So is this why they've made Lion only available in the App store? To stop anybody from using OS X on a PC? I can't think of any other reason.
Are they really making money off it? And even if they are--are they really making FAR more money off of it because of that? You might have companies making money if they provide a service, for example, say that Square company. Because the app is just a gateway to the true service, fee collection from payment processing. But for Apps just to buy? Doubt it nowadays. I would argue that of all the 500,000 apps, very few are truly making much money--it's probably even pretty rare now for them to break even. For every angry birds, there are 5000 others that make squat. And 30% cut? Read that article about that company who's margins wouldn't accept that? Look at Walmart. They make billions per year. Yet each retail store only has an average 3% margin (markup). If prices were to rise above that, the store would have to close.
And for someone with such a low UID, no offense, but you should know better. For the record, I do think app stores are great. But here's a perfect example: I'm switching carriers (to get better service and which happens 10,000's/day) and to an Android phone. So $100 worth of App Store purchases for my 3GS are up in smoke. Worthless. I don't mind too much because I'm fortunate enough for it to not to be a financial burden, but it's still an annoyance for me both in monetary amount and by principle.
I think what most people don't realize is that this is just the usual BS repeating itself. All the rage was the tech bubble. Yea some companies made some money. Most went under. Then look at the whole blogging thing. Make millions from working at home! Now most can barely afford Ramen noodles. Now it's the app thing. Angry Birds! Now unless you have a massive marketing budget no one knows your app exists and you make enough to support yourself if you're lucky. Don't believe the hype. They're pushing it because no one wants to do the real effort of actually making a well run, profitable business. They perpetuate it to the get rich crowd. Make an app and make millions! *Bleck.*
Because before posting, I opened Safari on my MacBook, and did the zoom in and zoom out "pinch" gestures.
Yes, and they activated the text resizing feature.
What they did not do is zoom/expand the page contents.
That is what happens in Lion.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
When you reach to the finish line, let us know. We're here having a party in my honor for Winning notifications.
Love, Tortoise (Apple).
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Since Apple has increased sales not just for labels, but indie labels too - not sure how Apple is anything but #1 on the list you posted. No-one has done as much for independent artists as Apple.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
You can always just upload your content if you like. The 'matching' feature is pay to play. The iCloud basic services are free.
But isn't that only for 5GB? I thought music was included in that 5GB unless you matched it to the iTunes store, at least that's what i understood from what i saw (admittedly haven't seen all of it yet). If you've ripped >256kbps tracks then you're likely going to need more than 5GB.
From what I saw and read, purchased music, apps, and books don't count against the 5GB. If you have ripped content and non-iTunes purchases, those would count towards it unless you opt for the iTunes iCould for $24 a month and that is limited by the number of songs (20,000 from what I've read), not the size of the songs. In that case, the only content that would count towards your 5 GB is if it's not in Apple's music library and they have millions of tracks in that library.
ah right, yeah that's what i was thinking, so if you want your higher bitrate tracks they will count towards your 5GB and you probably need to do the iCloud thing and pay the $24 per month.
If I go this route, I wont' have too much problem. I use HE-AAC at 80KBPS at a substantial size savings and the quality is more than acceptable for my needs.
"Are they really making money off it?"
Yes. I don't really hang with people that make game rip offs...usually pretty serious apps. Me? My background is in music and psychology (did both professionally for years), and I have two apps I've been working on that won't really be useful for the masses, but would be for specific individuals (i.e., management / roster tool as well as translating a few psychological instruments to iOS...which ironically, one of mine I sold YEARS ago on Hypercard and it sold VERY well...and I am still legally the sole licensee of this test in electronic form).
The one friend I knew did medical instrumentation, and he wrote his in a flash translator...I thought it was strange the desktop version was in flash, but its what he knew. I think he used AIR to make it into a desktopable app...and a year ago, his app was pulled because of the flash background. He had the code and logic down, and rewriting in another language meant hiring someone, but if you have a working app...its far easier to rewrite because you now have a working prototype. Made his money back pretty quickly.
But yes, lots of people don't make squat. Just like in the real world. If you follow the leader instead of forging a new path yourself, you won't get noticed.
As for switching carriers...why does your carried mean anything? Get an ipad...or an itouch...you can STILL run those same apps without the phone.
BTW I don't think too many people are thinking about making millions...if they are smart. Idiots believe what they want to believe. I also know plenty of people putting food on the table with things like this...or suplimenting an already good income.
Oh yeah, and the apps I'm writing are actually crossplatform...
http://www.anscamobile.com/
Uses the Lua language...the Android side is a bit buggier, but they will get it sorted out soon enough. I don't have one of those devices, but I plan on getting one soon enough if this works out. Who knows...might actually make enough money to make it worth my while doing xplatform again (last time I did this was compiling code between the Mac and PC in the 80s...and that was a pain in the ass).
I'm sure they'd be happy to do it for you at the Apple Store. You're not supposed to be servicing the hard drive in the first place as I understand it.
Apple has explicit instructions on replacing RAM and hard drives.
Some privacy policy Slashdot.
Any song you buy on iTunes is automatically available to download on your device.
Plus if you pay the 25 bucks a year fee,
any song you obtained elsewhere (ripped from CD, bought from amazon, bought from allofmp3, pirated, whatever) that can be matched to a song on iTunes, you get the iTunes copy to download to your device.
And if the song you have cant be matched to an iTunes song (e.g. songs from artists not willing to sign up to iTunes, songs from your mates band, that leaked copy of the new album that's not in stores yet etc) it gets uploaded to the cloud and can be downloaded to your device.
It was an interesting and informative post. Though I do have to respond:
Yes. I don't really hang with people that make game rip offs...usually pretty serious apps. Me? My background is in music and psychology (did both professionally for years), and I have two apps I've been working on that won't really be useful for the masses, but would be for specific individuals (i.e., management / roster tool as well as translating a few psychological instruments to iOS...which ironically, one of mine I sold YEARS ago on Hypercard and it sold VERY well...and I am still legally the sole licensee of this test in electronic form).
The one friend I knew did medical instrumentation, and he wrote his in a flash translator...I thought it was strange the desktop version was in flash, but its what he knew. I think he used AIR to make it into a desktopable app...and a year ago, his app was pulled because of the flash background. He had the code and logic down, and rewriting in another language meant hiring someone, but if you have a working app...its far easier to rewrite because you now have a working prototype. Made his money back pretty quickly.
That was my point to begin with. You said it yourself and addressed my point with the Hypercard test. You sold a specific product that addressed a particular need that was an actual business revolving not around an app, but another product/service. You didn't make another fart app or even another crappy (but falling in the useful category) RSS app. Like I already said, you're in the 50 per every 10,000 people actually doing something. And very important: may I ask, with your apps, can you make a comfortable full time living with it, selling and supporting it? That's also part of my point. Most business consume 50-80+ hours per week. If you're only making $20k/year, that's NOT a successful app OR business.
As for switching carriers...why does your carried mean anything? Get an ipad...or an itouch...you can STILL run those same apps without the phone./quote?
Why would I spend *more* money on another, *separate* device to retain what I *already* purchased? That's the whole point. They lock you in to that app store, so when you want to move, most people don't because they don't want to lose their purchases. And they're smartphones: no one is going to carry around a smartphone AND a iTouch. It negates the whole point of having one device to do it all. Plus, I have no use for an iPad.
Either way, I commend you for being intelligent, running a good business, and contributing something useful to the iOS ecosystem. I hope your two apps sell well and are profitable. Best of luck to you. And Hypercard--wow, that brings back memories. Loved that sucker.
On Apple's web pages, the 10.7 ("Lion") version seems no longer to be referred to as "Mac OS X".
Instead, it's called just "OS X" or "OS X Lion" in nearly all occurences.
This might be insignificant, but then again... remember when "Apple Computer, Inc." relabeled itself into just "Apple, Inc."?
Yeah, looking forward to having somewhere to keep all these RAW files and syncing it over GPRS...
"... and more and more now there are all kinds of electronic goodies available" -- Pink Floyd 1972
"And very important: may I ask, with your apps, can you make a comfortable full time living with it, selling and supporting it? That's also part of my point. Most business consume 50-80+ hours per week. If you're only making $20k/year, that's NOT a successful app OR business."
I think $20k for a single app a year is pretty good month. Its also why I'm looking into the Lua framework instead of learning objC -- I know C/C++ but I don't know the ins and outs of objC and the frameworks associated with it. It was also the reason I used Hypercard back in the day (and on the PC side of things, I believe I used Supercard or Livecard or something...it was a pretty good clone!)...I could compile externals / dlls for each of the platforms and do the heavy lifting there...without worrying about the interfacing (or someone looking at the code! I generally did OS the code after I made enough month though because I felt it helped the psychometric community to have functions that worked correctly...you would be amazed at how many psychological or even medical instruments are designed by either content specialists that have no clue about programming...or programmers that don't quite understand why certain things are done certain ways, and decide to take liberties that affect patient care simply because they realize no one is ever going to understand the nerdy side of things).
But using these scripting frameworks? I can actually build something in a few weeks from prototype to delivery and spend maybe an hour or two a week tweaking things.
I can actually hire someone overseas to do the maintenance and leave it at that until the next BIG update...
As for carrying separate devices...then carry an iPad. The iPhone really doesn't get that much use for me any more now that I have the pad...there are little things I use it for, but not like when I first got it. It is nice that I know that a lot of apps are universal and if I don't carry the big guy around, I have something that will work sorta as good.
Or even just hack your iPhone. I have my old 3GS hacked and I can still run things on it...I have a few midi apps that I use on it and pretty much keep solely in the studio. It is no longer a phone, but still useful.
And if I don't make money, I can still write grants and do conferences and get my name out in other ways (I am an academic these days!) Life isn't going to stop because I learned a skill that will be obsolete in 5 years!
BTW hypercard ROCKED...it was incredibly powerful if you knew how to do the right things with it. I used it first as a webserver (I had to build a TCPIP stack for it! C++ externals) and then as a CGI engine for WebStar...I ended up having the first web based testing application based around this product...and students have hated me ever since then! There was NOTHING I couldn't figure out how to do in hypercard...if you wanted to have a quick and painless GUI and then backend it with powerful code...that was the way to go. Hell, my first neural project ended up in this...others were able to do neural nets but it was so incredibly geeky that no one could figure it out. Using neural algs and a HC front end, my team was actually able to get a LOT of research done quicker than guys that had the backing of IBM / Microsoft and otherwise...
I really wish there was something like it today as easy to use and as clean to read...the web has promises that it can, but really...it never was as easy as this language...god I miss it!
The most strange point of yesterday for me was iCloud: cloud storage without native apps. Everybody talks about cloud with web apps and all (and that's why they call it cloud "computing"), but with new iCloud API Apple is trying to provide a cloud experience to it's users and keeping it's native apps at the same time.
Apple enjoys it's famous "app gap" when it comes to native app, and it also has a great income for them. More importantly: it locks users in.
I'm certainly interested in web apps, and really love developing and using them much more than native apps in most cases, but I should admit Apple's move is smart in keeping both cloud and it's native apps. Time will show how they will succeed in this.
"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it's still a foolish thing."
http://www.betanews.com/article/I-got-hacked-on-iTunes/1306964962
etc.
Even people with no i* devices report all their store credit drained and money charged to their linked credit cards. Even just updating an i* device's software at the store.
When this gets better known and it becomes better known that Apple has known about it for a while without admitting it or responding to direct questions, perhaps people will begin to see Apple for what it is. Apple is evil.
Didn't find credit or hack in the first 200 posts. Slashdot needs to refactor some code so that it is reasonable to load all comments.
i will ruin you all like i've ruined osx for you, ultra genocide for all of lamer kind will come one day, wts.
love,
mr murder
Of course the two features that are truly innovative have been left off the list: Versions and AirDrop. Hmm....
Take your meds "CaPTaiN-PaRaNoiD".
You're an unknown irrelevant nobody nerdowell, nobody to listen to in any way, shape, or form. What makes you the authority here FalconDildo? Nothing. You're a nobody who hasn't accomplished shit in computing, and you know it. You can stop trying to bolster your sagging ego and wasted life by trolling others here. You are a failure and waste of life.
Their new headquarters in Cupertino, CA will hold 12,000 people, 150 acre of land, has a coffee shop that supports 3,000 and looks like a spaceship.... Steve is always full of surprises... Wonder what will come next :-)
Peter Forster,
Senior Developer
http://www.mobilepronto.org/
Or rather, a MURDER of the english language (lol, read on, this is hilarious - 5 yr. olds write better):
"It's enlessly amusing to see such incredible ignorance." - by Falconhell (1289630) on Monday June 13, @06:57PM (#36430124)
Look - we're not here to decipher your "hieroglyphics", and you're correct (especially about yourself, lol!).
"THE CONSOLIDATED ILLITERACY COLLECTION BY PROFESSOR FALCONDUMMY" (world reknowned master of illiteracy, lol!)
However, below?
I managed to do a translation of your "troll speak", and, with CONSIDERABLE effort, for the benefit of others here (and for their amusement at your expense trolling dolt) and, I have consolidated your single day 'fine effort' & attempts at writing properly (lol, not - 4 blunders in writing in a single day? Please... lol!) here:
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Still havent made me angry at all by Falconhell (1289630) on Monday June 13, @08:07PM (#36430760)
Ahem - it's "haven't" (see the apostrophe? Good - we knew you could, lol!) and, we still haven't managed to teach you how to write or spell properly either, lol!
(Wait, wait... read on, it only gets BETTER, lol!)
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its hillarious - by Professor FalconDUMMY (1289630) on Monday June 13, @08:07PM (#36430760)
LMAO! Hahahahahaha... Now that? That's HILARIOUS!
So you know?
The correct phrase, and spelling, is "it's hilarious" using the contraction for "it is" properly, and spelling hiliarious properly... apostrophes boy, learn about 'em!
(Not what you 'ScRiBBLeD' in your droolings on the printed page fool quoted above!)
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Personal I find the "free market" does a fine job of slandering itself. by Falconhell (1289630) on Monday June 13, @06:37PM (#36429940)
Personally speaking, the correct word & turn of a phrase here is PERSONALLY, not "personal" as you wrote (incorrectly as per your "hieroglyphics usual", lol!).
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Climate deniers have done a lot of damage to the credibilty of all scientists with their vile lies and obsufcation of the issue." by Falconhell (1289630) on Wednesday June 08, @07:27PM (#36381748)
LMAO - You've done CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE to the English lanuage Roman Maroni (see the film Johnny Dangerously, lol) and to your own attempts at "acting intelligent", because your spelling is HORRENDOUS!
(It's credibility and obfuscation, moron!)
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its endless fun hoisting them with their own petard of scein tific corruption. " by Falconhell (1289630) on Wednesday June 08, @07:27PM (#36381748)
Well, what about YOUR CORRUPTION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THERE, "Roman Maroni"? LMAO!
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Soemthing more complicated for me... Would have liked to arrive earlier but definately left on time! - by
Or rather, a MURDER of the english language (lol, read on, this is hilarious - 5 yr. olds write better):
"It's enlessly amusing to see such incredible ignorance." - by Falconhell (1289630) on Monday June 13, @06:57PM (#36430124)
Look - we're not here to decipher your "hieroglyphics", and you're correct (especially about yourself, lol!).
"THE CONSOLIDATED ILLITERACY COLLECTION BY PROFESSOR FALCONDUMMY" (world reknowned master of illiteracy, lol!)
However, below?
I managed to do a translation of your "troll speak", and, with CONSIDERABLE effort, for the benefit of others here (and for their amusement at your expense trolling dolt) and, I have consolidated your single day 'fine effort' & attempts at writing properly (lol, not - 4 blunders in writing in a single day? Please... lol!) here:
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Still havent made me angry at all by Falconhell (1289630) on Monday June 13, @08:07PM (#36430760)
Ahem - it's "haven't" (see the apostrophe? Good - we knew you could, lol!) and, we still haven't managed to teach you how to write or spell properly either, lol!
(Wait, wait... read on, it only gets BETTER, lol!)
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its hillarious - by Professor FalconDUMMY (1289630) on Monday June 13, @08:07PM (#36430760)
LMAO! Hahahahahaha... Now that? That's HILARIOUS!
So you know?
The correct phrase, and spelling, is "it's hilarious" using the contraction for "it is" properly, and spelling hiliarious properly... apostrophes boy, learn about 'em!
(Not what you 'ScRiBBLeD' in your droolings on the printed page fool quoted above!)
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Personal I find the "free market" does a fine job of slandering itself. by Falconhell (1289630) on Monday June 13, @06:37PM (#36429940)
Personally speaking, the correct word & turn of a phrase here is PERSONALLY, not "personal" as you wrote (incorrectly as per your "hieroglyphics usual", lol!).
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Climate deniers have done a lot of damage to the credibilty of all scientists with their vile lies and obsufcation of the issue." by Falconhell (1289630) on Wednesday June 08, @07:27PM (#36381748)
LMAO - You've done CONSIDERABLE DAMAGE to the English lanuage Roman Maroni (see the film Johnny Dangerously, lol) and to your own attempts at "acting intelligent", because your spelling is HORRENDOUS!
(It's credibility and obfuscation, moron!)
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its endless fun hoisting them with their own petard of scein tific corruption. " by Falconhell (1289630) on Wednesday June 08, @07:27PM (#36381748)
Well, what about YOUR CORRUPTION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE THERE, "Roman Maroni"? LMAO!
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Soemthing more complicated for me... Would have liked to arrive earlier but definately left on time! - by