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  1. Re: 1 kevin bacon from Trump himself on More Evidence Ties Alleged DNC Hacker Guccifer 2.0 To Russian Intelligence (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Nothing so drastic. Everybody likes Chinese food. Borscht, not so much.

  2. Well where's the fun in that? on China Regulator Bans TV Parodies Amid Content Crackdown (reuters.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How very dull. No Trump stories at all?

  3. You'd best hope that the clue-by-four heading your way just grazes your cranium.

  4. Nuke it from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.

  5. Re:Breakthrough on IBM Unveils the 'World's Smallest Computer' (mashable.com) · · Score: 1

    ... and it will tell me the weather in a woman's voice.

    With the same unfortunate lack of accuracy that the dumpy guy on the TV green screen gave us.

    Progress of a sort, I suppose.

  6. Re:Construction question on The Ordinary Engineering Behind the Horrifying Florida Bridge Collapse (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Like supporting it's own weight, perhaps?

  7. Better late than never.... on SEC Charges Theranos, CEO Elizabeth Holmes With 'Massive Fraud' (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh, now they tell us.

  8. Re:Probably a bit ambitious, but still an improvem on Elon Musk: SpaceX's Mars Rocket Could Fly Short Flights By Next Year · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

      -- Douglas Adams

  9. Re:"short flights" on Elon Musk: SpaceX's Mars Rocket Could Fly Short Flights By Next Year · · Score: 1

    Your forgot the David Bowie music video.

  10. Re: yeah right on Pockets of Water May Lay Deep Below Earth's Surface (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    See, this kind of ad hominem attack convinces me that this is a made up story. After all, there is nothing in the Bible to support such fanciful tales.

    Bullshit. There is enough odd verbiage in the Bible to support any tale imaginable.

    And then some.

  11. Re:Prior art on Apple Files Patent For a Crumb-Resistant MacBook Keyboard (digitaltrends.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This isn't really the issue. It's the patent office.

    WTF is patentable about some vague concoction full of 'brushes, gaskets, wipers or flaps'? I thought patents were supposed to be about *specific* arrangements of various things to perform a function.

    That's the hard part, not 'hey, we could make a keyboard crumb proof' - which is what this appears to be about.

    Prior art, indeed.

  12. Re:Skynet now has eyes. on Google Lens Is Coming To All Android Phones Running Google Photos (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    You must be new here.

  13. Re:Use in combination with long distance sensing on Mercedes' Futuristic Headlights Shine Warning Symbols On the Road (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    "paint it with a laser" my ass.

    Blow it up with a laser. Mmmm. Venison.

  14. Re:Ever seen those building crumble projections? on Mercedes' Futuristic Headlights Shine Warning Symbols On the Road (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    Somehow a flat, 2D Godzilla just doesn't make give the impression you're looking for.

    Now, the next generation of these things with holographic displays should be pretty cool.

    Five years from now.

  15. Right. CMS (Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Security, no I don't know where the other 'M' went to) is private. For very unusual definitions of the word.

  16. Re:I love these Chinese products on Amazon's Jeff Bezos Called Out On Counterfeit Products Problem (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Go for it. When the half assed main bearings go south, good luck doing anything but tossing it. If you're just cutting up a 2 x 4 on occasion, no big deal to wait a week to buy another $60 wondersaw. If you actually need to use it on a regular basis, well, not so much.

    Lots of 'home owner' tools out there. Black and Decker / Harbor Freight and a couple of others have been selling this crap for years. A main line manufacturer will give you decent main bearings, guide fences strong enough to actually cut in a straight line, bolts made of of real steel and the ability to actually get something fixed. But if you don't need that sort of support, be my guest.

  17. Re:Elevation Lab's website is filled with trackers on Amazon's Jeff Bezos Called Out On Counterfeit Products Problem (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh grow up. NoScript is blocking 13 sites on Slashdot. Get with the program.

  18. Re:Isn't there a law? on Apple Devices At California Repair Center Keep Calling 911 · · Score: 1

    Another key word is 'person'.

    I'll bet these are just scared little 'ol iPhone 4's trying to escape from a recycling facility.

    I feel sorry for the little buggers.

  19. But the second prize is .....

    Oh, you're correct.

  20. Re:Another device is "good enough" on We've Reached Peak Smartphone (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hah. Microsoft is smarter than you are.

    So, you think your machine is OK because it could run MS Office? Guess what? We moved the goal posts. Now your machine wheezes and sputters.

    Think you can just keep using your old copies and licenses? Oops. Those servers. Just where did we put them?

    It's really not that hard to bloat up software. Lots of companies have been perfecting this behavior for years.

    Oooh! Shiny!

  21. Re:Like cars? on We've Reached Peak Smartphone (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Radio Shack TRS-80, 1968 Volkswagen Bug, Carter is President, cell phones are just an itch in the FCC's butt.

    Life is good.

  22. Re:What's the deal? on Twitter Kills Its Mac App (betanews.com) · · Score: 2

    Tell me your thoughts in the comments below!

    Tweets are for twits.

  23. Re:The day on Facebook Is Spamming Users Via Their 2FA Phone Numbers (mashable.com) · · Score: 2

    No one is surprised that Facebook and its ilk are slime is the day we can claim victory. At this point we are all just fodder for their ultimately fruitless Frankenstein 'AI' experiments. They understand nothing. Welcome to AOL 2.0, and I have no doubt they will meet the same fate. Suck it, AI dweebs.

    Well if that's the case can we at least get some CD-ROMs? They were marginally useful.

  24. Sorry guys, this isn't horseshoes or hand grenades.

    It's rocket science.

  25. Re:Cost and workability vs strength on A Chemical Bath and a Hot-press Can Transform Wood Into a Material That is Stronger Than Steel, Researchers Find (nature.com) · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd also wonder how 'eco friendly' this is. Heated sodium hydroxide baths followed by pressure and more heat. Lots of extra joules and eco unfriendly chemicals in there. I suppose it could be recycled easily but so can steel and aluminum.